Podcasts by The Front Porch Radio Show
Harlan County, Kentucky natives, host Darren Farmer, and co-host Zac Saylor, take you down a road of what it's like to live in Appalachia America. Local news story commentary, national news commentary, sports, pop culture, politics, in the most unapologetically unprofessional manner possible.
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WELL I'M SICK AND TIRED OF SMART GUYS... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Andrew and Darren are in studio catching everyone up on the what's going on in the world. Best friend of the show cuts a political ad, Joe Biden screams at people attending his rally, and Mike Leac...
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This Episode Is Not Good. You've Been Warned. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With Zac and Andrew out of commission, Darren gives you 35 minutes of political and historical talk. George Norry would NOT approve.
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We Need To Bring Some Joy Into Your Life... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Gilbert Gottfried gets nominated for a beautiful rendition of one of today's hottest songs, discussion of the rumors of OBJ being a fan of steamers, and Andrew is not a fan of Darren watching the R...
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So, Get Out Ya Seat and Jump Around... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Two weeks in a row with at least one show! Darren and Andrew discuss a shameful display that took place at Camp Randall Stadium in Wisconsin, regulators of the NFL, and a little tease about the fut...
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WAP, WAP, WAP, WAP... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With Darren and Andrew back in studio, the guys break down what the Cardi B hit single "WAP" means as a society, and Darren reveals a very dark secret about Matt Jones.
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"I'm Just A Bill, On Capitol Hill..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
True to form, the guys are back after a week vacation.
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Darren Pete Is A Good Little Boy, Mother Would Be Proud... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
On today's episode, Darren and Zac have a bet on whether or not Darren can go the entire episode without cursing, or being lewd. A little Kentucky football talk, and a nice discussion about how wom...
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I Watched A Movie And Was Inspired... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Back for the time being, Darren, Zac, and Andrew discuss Darren's inspiration for taking a woman out, a former teaching having a little legal trouble, and Little Jerry Seinfeld the fighting chicken...
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Rock Me Baby Like A Wagon Wheel... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Andrew are in studio with guest Adam Brock from the local band "Kudzu Killers." One of these days the show may be halfway serious, and Darren will have to learn how to conduct an intervi...
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I Think We're Officially Part Timers... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Zac, and Andrew are finally back in studio to catch the world up on Mike Tyson, the sneaker sweat shop Darren is running in his basement, and sports starting to come back.
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What A Difference 7 Years Makes... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Andrew open up the show by playing a clip from 2013, and discuss what the ramifications would be if it were said in 2020.
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Well... We're Back For The Second Time In As Many Weeks... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Andrew are finally back in studio hoping to save what little of a following the show has.
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We're Glad To Be Back... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
After a week off, the guys are back in studio to give all of you show junkies a fix.
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Stay Home If You Sick, Come Over If You Thicc from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Zac, and Andrew discuss a few happenings of around the world, and the guys make a bet.
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Do You Do DMT? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Zac, and Andrew are in studio talking about Space X sending people into space, Mike Tyson's love of DMT, and pawn shop name's of east Tennessee.
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Probably The Episode That Runs All Our Fans Off... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Zac, and Andrew sit down to discuss Andrew's habitual lying, and the George Floyd protests.
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The Portal Pizza Review 2.0 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren gives The Portal another chance since ownership changed hands.
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Full Disclosure, This Episode Is 99% Politics... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren is in studio by himself, basically rambling for 28 minutes. With the show's schedule being so messed up the past couple weeks, I felt like I (Darren) needed to at least try to give those of ...
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Follow Andrew On Twitch, Sausagebizkit... (Please Don't -Darren) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Andrew are in studio talking about the things in life that truly matter...Andrew getting 50 followers on Twitch, Darren, Zac, and Tyler infuriating Andrew on his first live stream, the i...
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Just A Boring Old Monday Type Of Show... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With Andrew out sick, Darren and Zac discuss Andrew's first night on Twitch. Then, a little commentary about values, and and the shape this world is in.
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Hurdy Gurdy Man Came Singing Songs About Love... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With Zac out due to work, Darren and Andrew do a Mount Rushmore of cover songs that are better than the original. Andrew gives a teaser on how mad he was when he played video games online.
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Ladies, Don't Let No Man Treat You Like A Bologna String... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Zac, and Andrew are in studio discussing Rax roast beef sandwiches, the McDonald's drive-thru crapshoot, UFC, and putting your shopping cart in the buggy racks at stores.
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We've Got To Have A Serious Episode Every Once In A While... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
After a long break do to unforeseen circumstances, the guys are all back in studio to catch up on a few happenings around the world.
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You're Playing Checkers, I'm Playing Chess... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Zac, and Andrew choose their co-pilots for a hypothetical cross country road trip.
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Go Ahead, Sanction Me With Your Army... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Andrew, and Zac break down NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's call for the Jewish community to stay home, and Donald Trump sends the guys his response to the U.N. regarding defunding the W.H.O.
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Yeahhh, You're Gonna Be Hangin' Out Alright... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
On today's episode Darren lays down a sexy ass R&B track, Andrew tries to fight fate, and Zac welcomes flirty messages from women on the webnet.
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Oh, I Remember You... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Zac, and Andrew are all in studio talking about the best sports films, a little COVID talk, and Andrew's love affair with Mel Kiper.
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Andrew's Five Year Plan... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The guys discuss Andrew's five year plan to get rich off of gaming, commentary on the women of the "Addicted to Love" video, and some late 80's/early 90's NBA banter.
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This Is A Children's Show... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Zac, and Andrew are all in studio. The guys discuss COVID conspiracy, Darren's hate for Ashton Hagans, and mailing Dave Portnoy a fighting chicken.
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Keith Richards Quit Smoking, And Will Live To Be 130... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With Zac out due to work, Andrew and Darren lay out their Mount Rushmore of classic rock music. Per usual, Andrew is wrong.
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We're At The Point Where We Need Adult Supervision... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With Zac out due to work, Darren and Andrew are a train wreck from start to finish. The guys start out with a little COVID-19 talk, and it turns into Darren buying meth for hookers with his stimulu...
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Hey All You Cool Cats And Kittens... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren, Zac, and Andrew dive back into Tiger King, then the guys discuss sports because their souls are slowly dying due to COVID's war on sports.
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I Find Human Contact Absolutely Repulsive... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Zac and Andrew join Darren in studio to discuss more of the happenings of the world because of COVID-19.
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Now You've Heard The Voice Of An Angel... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Co-host Andrew Lewis joins Darren in studio, and the guys do an in-depth analysis of the Mount Rushmore of rap music. Later on, Darren's mother phones in to give her disapproval of the show.
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No Sleep, No Fooooood, No Nothing... Just Maniacism... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren is with Zac and Andrew in studio. The guys discuss the world's greatest phenomena "Tiger King," Macho Man and Hulk Hogan cut a promo, and the guys try to figure out why everyone is bashing o...
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Damn, You Slick Oilman... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Co-host Big Gay Al, and guest Scat Daddy join the Oilman in studio to give everyone life saving advice on suitable substitutes for shit paper, tales from the Harlan Country Club, and the saga of th...
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Cause Jesus Needed A Country Music Singer... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Andrew and Chris are back joining Darren in studio. Andrew opens the show up slandering George "The Possum" Jones' good name, and ends up in timeout. Andrew and Chris have a debate about Andrew's "...
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Is That The Same Bag Of Gravels They Beat On The Back Of Her Legs With... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Co-host Andrew Lewis and special guest Chris Saylor join Darren in studio. The guys discuss delivering a baby in Norris Lake, the social distancing medical doctor on the golf course, and Adele soun...
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It's The End Of The World As We Know It... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Andrew are in studio discussing the end times. The guys go over their top 4 movies to get them through the rest of time, and their top 5 songs that will be played on loop until all is do...
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Coronavirus Is Ruining Everything... Including This Show... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Zac are in studio with guest Jordan Howard, and the guys have an in depth discussion about the current COVID-19 pandemic.
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I Just Realized I Selected Three Dudes... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Co-host Andrew joins Darren in studio while Zac is out for work. The guys talk about their trip to Cincinnati to get Andrew a new car, Darren touches on his Portal pizza review, and Andrew talks ab...
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2020 FPRS Sexy Murderer Madness National Championship from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The 2020 Front Porch Radio Show Sexy Murderer Madness Champion is crowned, and the guys have a special guest in for a somewhat professional discussion about the COVID 19 outbreak.
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The Final Four Of The 2020 FPRS Sexy Murderers Madness... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
All of the guys are in studio to break down the Final Four of the 2020 Front Porch Radio Show Sexy Murderers Madness.
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First Round Of The 2020 FRPS Sexy Murderers Madness... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With March Sadness in full swing because of COVID-19, the guys put together a bracket of the best looking women accused of murder.
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When I Die, Just Put Me In The Garbage Can Behind Panda Garden... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren is in studio with co-hosts Zac Saylor and Andrew Lewis, and the guys open up the show talking about the opioid epidemic. A small discussion about insulin, cancer, and socialized medicine bre...
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The Loser Had To Eat All Of Them... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren is with guest Chris Saylor in studio to discuss the younger, simpler days in life. Chris talks about his dad and uncle running around like two teenagers again, and then the guys discuss a di...
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It Was Like Watching Two Dogs Meet For The First Time... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren is joined by both co-hosts in studio, and describes how awkward it was when they finally met in person. The guys break down the game film on Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden, and gi...
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Do You Know Where You Are? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Andrew welcome Axl to the show, live from the jungle, and he's gonna make you bweeeed. The guys talk about how terrible of drug addicts they'd make, and Andrew makes fun of Axl's speech ...
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They Gave Him A Strip Club Survival Pack... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Andrew have Chris Saylor back in studio to continue what is basically a reunion. Things go off the rail from the start of the show. The guys discuss a few gentleman's club experiences, a...
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I Kind Of Self Diagnosed Myself With Irritable Bowel Syndrome in 2010... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Guest Chris Saylor joins Darren and co-host Andrew in studio to look back on a few trips to Bristol, the important things in life like near death experiences, and self diagnosing yourself with Irri...
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Andrew Is No Friend Of The Show... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Guest co-host Andrew Lewis is back in studio, and Darren presses him more on the dating game. A spirited debate about Andrew playing video games with AC/DC breaks out, and the guys eventually come ...
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Special Edition: Democratic Debate Analysis from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With the Democrats taking the debate stage in South Carolina last night, co-host Zac Saylor phones in so that he, Andrew, and Darren can bring you top notch political coverage. The guys eventually ...
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Lookin' For Love In All The Wrong Places... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren opens up the show addressing an issue that has been brought to light. Guest co-host Andrew finally breaks down and watches "Uppity," and the guys discuss this legendary documentary, and Darr...
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A True Harlan County Luminary, THE Danny Chad... Part 2 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
With guest co-host Andrew Lewis and Begley in studio, the crew finishes up with telling the world Danny Chad's story. Begley tells us about her grandmother's dirty talk, and a story that paints Dar...
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A True Harlan County Luminary, THE Danny Chad... Part 1 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren has guest co-host Andrew in studio, and they're joined by special guest Begley, in a beautiful tribute to the mountain legend Danny Chad. As well known as Davy Crockett or Daniel Boone, Dann...
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"Tim Couch, You're No Star, You're Just an Errand Boy..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Co-host Zac Saylor rises from the grave, and is confronted about hiding from the show so he didn't have to talk about the Tyson/Bruce Lee poll. Zac tells us about his dad being a real jokester to p...
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"Stand Up To Bullying, Beast Mode Style..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Guest co-host Andrew Lewis joins Darren back in studio as Darren tackles the social problem of bullying, a couple of tales of erotica, and the guys take a call.
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"It's Valentines Day, Love Is In The Air..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Guest co-host Andrew Lewis joins Darren in studio for a special Valentines Day episode. Although they didn't get to help anyone, Darren's true passion for wedding planning gets brought to the light...
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"Warzone, We're Living In a Warzone...' from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren has guest co-host Andrew Lewis, and guest TJ Falce back in studio. The show opens up with some breaking news, the guys discuss music used for sexy time, and TJ gives Darren a poor man's cras...
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"That Is The Dumbest F'in Human Being On The Planet..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Guest co-host Andrew is back in studio, with guest TJ Falce. The guys open up the show with Darren losing his mind over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. A little more political punditry as the guys listen...
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"I Would Quit My Job, Just So I Could Play World of Warcraft..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Guest co-host Andrew Lewis in studio. Darren opens up discussing the "money" end of podcasting, Sheiky Baby takes aim at the peasants, and Andrew discusses the ins and outs of "professional gaming."
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"Where'd You Get That?....A Toilet At McDonald's..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Guest Tyler Prewitt gives a prediction on Tom Brady's landing spot, talks about Matt Jones thanking people on behalf of "Eastern Kentucky," and Darren rants about public education.
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"Hey! That Belongs On a BBN Shirt!!!" from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and guest Tyler discuss Tyler's pure, unadulterated hate for Matt Jones, the Bell County Detention Center, and dive into a little political chat with a caller.
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"Break His Back, Make Him Humble..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Andrew discuss which STD they would contract to be with J-Lo, society, dead beat dads, and an Iron Sheik drop has taken over the show.
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"Wu Tang Clan Ain't Nothin ta..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Zac touch on the 2nd Amendment rally in Virginia, somehow a few truckin' stories get thrown in there, and the guys talk about who should be doing the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
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"Oh, C'Mon Now Guy..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren loses his internet privileges in high school, Andrew gets greased from hoobastank to bag, and an old friend is harassed over Mambo #5
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"Spare the Hook, Raise a Crook..." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
In true Front Porch Radio Show fashion, Darren cannot seem to stay on topic, per usual. From offering up parenting advice, and telling a secret about himself, to Vince McMahon’s diabolical “Kiss My...
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Grab the Moonshine, Grab the Gin... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren gives fair warning to those who go against him, and goes into detail about how the Boogey Woogey Man and his 12 Ladies of the Night will help him get his revenge on his enemies. Then the guy...
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I'll have my Methtini shaken, not stirred... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The guys go off the rails from the get go. Shaken methtinis, prostitutes wearing culottes, and Darren considering being a good samaritan before realizing it was a high speed police pursuit.
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Saturday Night, Open Line Night Part Two from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Two hours, TWO, that's double the amount of the typical show, of Saturday Night Open Line Night.
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"Is This Love, Doo Doo Doo, That I'm Feelin'...." from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
As per usual, the guys fail to stay on topic. Darren rambles on about being in love with two women he seen on Instagram, his mother grounding him for his filthy language, and Zac tells us about his...
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Saturday Night, Open Mic Night!!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren opens the phone lines for "Saturday Night Open Mic Night" in the studio, without Zac as he tends to some personal business
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Social Networking, or Darren's Unsocial Network... from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
While discussing social networking, Darren goes off on a rant about hillbilly stereotyping
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Lebron, MJ, or Zac Saylor? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
An absolute train wreck. The guys struggle to stay on topic.
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Single Mother Sports Betting from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Darren and Zac set the betting line on single mothers cashing in on high end vehicles at tax time.
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The Maiden Voyage from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The very first episode of an unapologetically unprofessional show.
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The Maiden Voyage from 2020-01-04T15:00
In the guy's first show, they work around Darren's technological illiteracy.
Darren and Zac discuss the frustration of trying to shop local while trying to get products to promote ...
The Maiden Voyage from 2020-01-04T15:00
In the guy's first show, they work around Darren's technological illiteracy.
Darren and Zac discuss the frustration of trying to shop local while trying to get products to promote ...