Podcasts by The Galloping Abs Society

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sadist from 2021-12-24T03:16:28

It's a Galloping Abs Society Holiday Special! We celebrate this magical time of the year with "Sleigh Bells Ring," by Jodie Griffin. Santa as a leather-clad dom in a BDSM scene with multiple rei...

The Flying Cunnilingus from 2021-09-10T00:19:34

Following hot on the heels of our in-person, all together, (FOR THE FIRST TIME!) Palate Cleanser, we surround a table and a microphone to speak sweet, sweet words of fairy porn into your earhole...

Palate Cleanser #15 (We Do Madlibs!) from 2021-08-18T07:00

For the first time in recorded history, the Galloping Abs Society members were in the same room! In celebration of this moment nineteen months in the making, we all participated in the greatest ...

Let's Get Horny from 2021-08-03T23:36:39

Are you ready to gallop off into the sunset? Join us on our quest as we discuss "Unicornia" by Grace Risata. It's a veritable unicorn-ucopia of adventure, thrills, chills, and--surprisingly--gen...

The Pufferman Cometh from 2021-07-09T20:37:59

Did you think we were done with shifter books? Surprise! We talk about what might be our shiftiest one yet-- "Mounted By A Monster: Were-Puffer," by Mina Shay. Join us on a puffed-up journey fil...

Palate Cleanser #14 (We Talk Shifters!) from 2021-06-02T07:00

We've found ourselves in a tangled, dense jungle of shifter books, so to cleanse our palates, we talk about the animals we'd like to shift into. Which would be better, a dolphin or a duck? It turns...

Palate Cleanser #13 (We Talk Shifters!) from 2021-06-02T07:00

We've found ourselves in a tangled, dense jungle of shifter books, so to cleanse our palates, we talk about the animals we'd like to shift into. Which would be better, a dolphin or a duck? It tu...

Just the Bear Shifter Necessities from 2021-05-19T07:00

Are you ready for more shifter shenanigans? We were! In this episode, we hurl ourselves headfirst into “Bear Naked Yoga” by Blane Thomas, and experience a world of bear shifters, yoga instructor...

Palate Cleanser #13 (We Play Dungeons and Dragons!) from 2021-05-05T08:00

How could we possibly cleanse our palates after reading the last book? By playing a short game of D&D, of course! Journey along with Tits, Lovemeat, and Loins as Thrusty takes them all on a ...

Kobold-Hood, Prince of Thieves from 2021-04-21T19:53:46

Put on your wizard’s hat, gather your adventuring party, and grab your Staff of Unrelenting Fluids—we’re reading “Lust of the Kobolds” by Dani Dundee! It’s a lizardy romp of mates, breeding, and...

Palate Cleanser #12 (Vikings in Space Revisited!) from 2021-04-07T22:03:54

Hold on to your butts, it's been over a year since our first episode! We celebrate the only way we know how: by revisiting our very first book, "A Viking's Peace." There's been a lot of change sinc...

Episode 4: Palate Cleanser #12 (Vikings in Space Revisited!) from 2021-04-07T22:03:54

Hold on to your butts, it's been over a year since our first episode! We cele...

Episode 3: Didn't, Nope from 2021-03-24T07:00

Gather your wits and restrain your outrage as we discuss "Taking Kelsey" by K...

Didn't, Nope from 2021-03-24T07:00

Gather your wits and restrain your outrage as we discuss "Taking Kelsey" by Kelli Wolfe! This is a rough one, y'all. We know we've said that before, but this time we mean it. (Make sure to check th...

Episode 2: Palate Cleanser #11 (With Mariah Ankenman!) from 2021-03-10T16:00

For this palate cleanser, we interview romance novelist Mariah Ankenman! We ...

Palate Cleanser #11 (With Mariah Ankenman!) from 2021-03-10T16:00

For this palate cleanser, we interview romance novelist Mariah Ankenman! We talk genital euphemisms, her entry into the smut world, get thirsty together, and she even shares some publishing secrets...

Now With 10% More Glans! from 2021-02-23T00:16:10

Buckle your seat belts and get ready for some man-on-man action, we're talking "Gay Bayou Shifter" by Tabatha Austin! We dive in to this swampy tale of love, lust, mates, and convenient alligators,...

Episode 1: Now With 10% More Glans! from 2021-02-23T00:16:10

Buckle your seat belts and get ready for some man-on-man action, we're talkin...

Episode 1: Coming Soon: Season Two! from 2020-12-28T16:00

We're a-teasin'...
We're hopefully a-pleasin'...
We're.....

Coming Soon: Season Two! from 2020-12-28T16:00

We're a-teasin'... We're hopefully a-pleasin'... We're....running out of rhymes because it's been a very long year and we're tired, but here's what to expect in season TWO!

Episode 22: Too Many Tentacles, Not Enough Levels from 2020-12-23T23:04:09

Well, we said we wanted more tentacles. And when we read "Katie Experience...

Too Many Tentacles, Not Enough Levels from 2020-12-23T23:04:09

Well, we said we wanted more tentacles. And when we read "Katie Experiences: Slime Seduction" by Winifred LaCroix, we got more tentacles. Was this a good thing? Did we regret several of our past de...

Episode 21: Palate Cleanser #10 (With Momma McGee!) from 2020-12-10T16:18:22

In this palate cleanser, we discuss each of our humble beginnings with the world of smut and erotica, with a very special guest: Momma McGee!

Episode 21: Palate Cleanser #10 (With Momma McGee!) from 2020-12-10T15:18:22

In this palate cleanser, we discuss each of our humble beginnings with the wo...

Palate Cleanser #10 (With Momma McGee!) from 2020-12-10T15:18:22

In this palate cleanser, we discuss each of our humble beginnings with the world of smut and erotica, with a very special guest: Momma McGee!

Episode 20: Dr Tentacle and Mrs Hyde from 2020-11-18T23:04:59

Get your lighthouses lit and your whistles wet, we're talking about "Tenta...

Dr Tentacle and Mrs Hyde from 2020-11-18T23:04:59

Get your lighthouses lit and your whistles wet, we're talking about "Tentacle Lord" by M. La Mer! The seas are pretty choppy for this one, dearest listeners. Settle in as we discuss unlikable chara...

Episode 19: C-o-m-e the Chupacabra from 2020-10-28T18:00

It's a Galloping Abs Halloween spectacular! In celebration of all things spoo...

C-o-m-e the Chupacabra from 2020-10-28T18:00

It's a Galloping Abs Halloween spectacular! In celebration of all things spoopy, we discuss Ffion Rhys's "Come the Chupacabra." It's a tale as old as time: girl meets boy on an Anthropology trip to...

Episode 18: Palate Cleanser #9 from 2020-10-23T18:00

In this mini-sode, we talk about the things that haven't sucked lately! Namel...

Palate Cleanser #9 from 2020-10-23T18:00

In this mini-sode, we talk about the things that haven't sucked lately! Namely, TV shows, a hack-and-slash video game, books, and a brand new vibrator.

Episode 17: Domo Arigato Fister Roboto from 2020-10-08T00:43:38

We plumb the depths of the bonkers and bizarre in this episode as we read "Li...

Domo Arigato Fister Roboto from 2020-10-08T00:43:38

We plumb the depths of the bonkers and bizarre in this episode as we read "Lick-Her Clean: A Taboo, First-time Lesbian, Robotic Bartending Arm Threesome Erotica" by Misty Miles. It's a fast-paced j...

Episode 16: Palate Cleanser #8 from 2020-09-23T14:55:16

To cleanse our palates this time, we talk the one, the only, the creator of S...

Palate Cleanser #8 from 2020-09-23T14:55:16

To cleanse our palates this time, we talk the one, the only, the creator of Space Raptor Butt Invasion and the original purveyor of fine erotica himself: Chuck Tingle! We share with you all we know...

Episode 15: Protective Cyborg Daddies from 2020-09-02T19:00

**Note: This episode does not actually contain cyborg fathers.**

Want ...

Protective Cyborg Daddies from 2020-09-02T19:00

**Note: This episode does not actually contain cyborg fathers.** Want to feel protected while experiencing the oppressive attentions of three overbearing partly-humans in a mildly sci-fi environme...

Episode 14: Palate Cleanser #7 from 2020-08-19T19:00

Come one, come all: it's a Galloping Abs retrospective! In this mini-sode, we...

Palate Cleanser #7 from 2020-08-19T19:00

Come one, come all: it's a Galloping Abs retrospective! In this mini-sode, we discuss all of the books we've read thus far. Pirates, Vampires, Vampirates, Shifters, Vikings! Join us as we take a jo...

Episode 13: Nobody Expects A Midnight Dong from 2020-08-05T16:44:43

OHboy. In this episode, we discuss "Alpha's Blood," by Renee Rose and Lee Sav...

Nobody Expects A Midnight Dong from 2020-08-05T16:44:43

OHboy. In this episode, we discuss "Alpha's Blood," by Renee Rose and Lee Savino. The book is a galloping ride of BDSM, vampires, Monty Python references, and the cheesiest drama we've ever read. A...

Episode 12: Palate Cleanser #6 from 2020-07-31T21:08:53

In this mini-sode, we discuss things in our lives that aren't irritating or a...

Palate Cleanser #6 from 2020-07-31T21:08:53

In this mini-sode, we discuss things in our lives that aren't irritating or awful: books, podcasts, and a dog.

Episode 11: What Does the Fox Say from 2020-07-09T20:47:03

In this episode, we discuss "No Fox to Give," by Domino Taylor/Vivien...

What Does the Fox Say from 2020-07-09T20:47:03

In this episode, we discuss "No Fox to Give," by Domino Taylor/Vivienne Savage! It's the sort of book we've dreaded reading--pretty fun, not super bonkers, and just a nice time.

Episode 10: Palate Cleanser #5 from 2020-06-30T20:42:20

In this palate cleanser, we talk books, graphic novels, and even new La Croix...

Palate Cleanser #5 from 2020-06-30T20:42:20

In this palate cleanser, we talk books, graphic novels, and even new La Croix flavors. It's a light an airy mini ep. ...Just like a La Croix. (This podcast is not sponsored by La Croix, althoug...

Episode 9: Harry Edge and the Chamber of Cunnie from 2020-05-16T20:40:36

If you wanted more pirates, you're in luck! We discuss Em Brown's...

Harry Edge and the Chamber of Cunnie from 2020-05-16T20:40:36

If you wanted more pirates, you're in luck! We discuss Em Brown's timeless classic, "A Wicked Sea," and come face-to-face with violent pirate tendencies, confusing timelines, and even more genital ...

Episode 8: Palate Cleanser #4 from 2020-05-09T18:11:54

To cleanse our palates between reading about a wizard and reading about pirat...

Palate Cleanser #4 from 2020-05-09T18:11:54

To cleanse our palates between reading about a wizard and reading about pirates (again), we decided to play the best game in the frickin' world. In this episode, Tits, Thrusty, and Lovemeat discus...

Episode 7: Not Taking a Chance on This Wizard from 2020-04-04T20:25:41

In this episode, we talk "Wizard's Chance" by Eve Langlais, and use this biza...

Not Taking a Chance on This Wizard from 2020-04-04T20:25:41

In this episode, we talk "Wizard's Chance" by Eve Langlais, and use this bizarre book as an excuse to talk about useless heroines, genital euphemisms (again), and hymens. The medieval vagina artic...

Episode 6: Palate Cleanser #3 from 2020-03-31T22:40:58

We had to grab a stick of metaphorical gum to cleanse our palates between the...

Palate Cleanser #3 from 2020-03-31T22:40:58

We had to grab a stick of metaphorical gum to cleanse our palates between these two books. In today's mini-sode, we discuss books, activities, podcasts, and squirrel watching.

Episode 5: Grade-F Beefcakes from 2020-03-17T20:36:21

We're sorry, everyone. This is a gross one. We try to suppress gagging as "Si...

Grade-F Beefcakes from 2020-03-17T20:36:21

We're sorry, everyone. This is a gross one. We try to suppress gagging as "Sir Loin of Beef" by Vanessa Vale confronts us with horrible dirty talk and FAR too many fluids. There's shock, confusion,...

Episode 4: Palate Cleanser #2 from 2020-03-13T18:17:17

In order to rinse our mouths between two bad books, we take a look at some of...

Palate Cleanser #2 from 2020-03-13T18:17:17

In order to rinse our mouths between two bad books, we take a look at some of the good things that have given us happiness lately--a tasty assortment of books and podcasts.

Episode 3: The Mermaid and the Vampire Pirate from 2020-02-25T23:37:46

...Yep, we were confused, too. In this episode, we discuss "Tall...

The Mermaid and the Vampire Pirate from 2020-02-25T23:37:46

...Yep, we were confused, too. In this episode, we discuss "Tallulah's Temptation" by Robyn Peterman and touch on some strangely varied subjects brought about by this book, including: the Oedipus c...

Episode 2: Palate Cleanser #1 from 2020-02-20T21:29:59

Because sometimes, it's nice to have a bit of a small, decent thing between t...

Palate Cleanser #1 from 2020-02-20T21:29:59

Because sometimes, it's nice to have a bit of a small, decent thing between two not-so-nice things. In this little Palate Cleanser, we discuss books we *don't* hate.

Episode 1: Vikings In Space from 2020-02-04T22:38:09

For our inaugural thrust into the world of free Amazon romances, ...

Vikings In Space from 2020-02-04T22:38:09

For our inaugural thrust into the world of free Amazon romances, we begin with "A Viking's Peace" (Vikings in Space book 1, by Zoe York). In this episode, we discuss tiny dragons, hair that's thick...

The Galloping Abs Society (Trailer) from 2020-02-03T22:38:09