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It’s Got Knightly Reeding Music – The Virus Sessions: Session 1, Part 3 from 2020-09-23T15:00:53
Mike and Jesse have gotten antsy during COVID-19 so decided to jam out their cooped up frustrations.
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It’s Got Knightly Reeding Music–The Virus Sessions: Session 1, Part 2 from 2020-09-23T14:57:34
Mike and Jesse have gotten antsy during COVID-19 so decided to jam out their cooped up frustrations.
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It’s Got Knightly Reeding Music–The Virus Sessions: Session 1, Part 1 from 2020-09-23T14:44:15
Mike and Jesse have gotten antsy during COVID-19 so decided to jam out their cooped up frustrations.
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It’s Got‘It’s Got Star Trek’–On a New Feed! from 2020-06-05T00:12:53
In which your hosts direct you to subscribe to the It’s Got Star Trek feed and discuss the balkanization of the podcast ecosystem. Plus, we throw in our bonus Star Trek Podjam! For those who ...
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The It’s Got Everything Podcast Christmas Bonus Jabronecast from 2019-12-23T22:38:49
In which Dan struggles to record the tagline for a hugely important sponsor’s commercial. Visit www.itsgoteverything.com to learn more and maybe buy something? We are keen to earn some cash....
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0.053 It’s got the hots for Karl Urban, ruminations on Tarantino’s Star Trek, and a nasty case of testicular meningitis from 2019-08-09T23:24:44
In which a group of rusty podcasters records two hours worth of nonsense, with today’s presentation highlighting the bits that won’t be a total waste of our audience’s time (thoug...
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0.052 It’s got a radio prize mystery timeline, esoteric punk band auditions, and a special presentation of“Q&A with the Computer Boyz” from 2019-03-02T15:45:19
In which Dan recounts his days slinging tunes and japes on the radio with Ron and Fez, Daniel recounts the time he experienced “bassist at first sight,” and Jesse is amused by Daniel...
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0.051 It’s got a trip to Tangier Island, self-destructive inaction on climate change, and the unlooked-for moral hazards that accompany off-brand cell phone service from 2019-02-23T12:52:27
In which Daniel, Jesse, and Patrick describe Tangier Island to a curious and confused Dan, Mike is reluctant to correct a mis-delivered voicemail, and everyone is concerned about the grey goo. Also...
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0.050 It’s got a Swiss Cake Roll conspiracy, consensual cheesecake, and Constable Odo’s sexuality from 2019-02-02T11:14:34
In which Patrick, Daniel, Jesse, and Dan veer from the childish to the absurd and back again in an uninformative, off-putting waste of 71 minutes. Dan is, however, wearing an amazing sweater. Theme...
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0.049 It’s got an exceedingly banal and drawn-out description of Daniel’s room and a number of other everyday normal topics–no foolin’! from 2019-01-12T07:05:09
In which the podcast takes an avant garde turn as the discussion shifts back and forth between the maddeningly mundane and the intellectually sublime. Lots of blowjob talk too. Theme music by 11 Ac...
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0.048 It’s got the structural deficiencies common to racist humor, tips on navigating the proliferation of gender pronouns, and the unintended consequences of rapid penile reconstruction from 2018-12-29T10:42:14
In which Dan, Jesse, Daniel, and Patrick critique the failure to adhere to proper joke structure committed by many racist humorists, deliberate on the ongoing negotiation of identity pronouns, and ...
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0.047 It’s got hilariously told jokes, the case for non-confrontational community policing, and alternative date-keeping modalities from 2018-12-29T07:45:11
In which an energetic group discusses run-ins with the cops, debates the relative merits of chunky versus actually good peanut butter, and a courageously brief attempt at doing funny voices. Theme ...
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BONUS FOODCAST: 2018 Holiday Snack Corner Spectacular from 2018-12-22T08:30:15
In which a large variety of snacks are tasted and reviewed in advance of the Christmas Holiday, though, curiously, none of the snacks are holiday-themed. Visit www.itsgoteverything.com to learn mor...
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0.046 It’s got egg eyes, elephant tricks, free cats, and a critical review of someone else’s top 25 Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes from 2018-12-22T07:56:36
In which Ken Bone reemerges from the dark memories of 2016, Dan invents an infuriating new holiday greeting, and everyone’s Google news feeds delight and disturb. Theme music by 11 Acorn...
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0.045 It’s got Daniel’s most excellent adventure to the Eden Center from 2018-12-16T21:25:09
In which Daniel gets a belly full of lemongrass beef and Dan considers an offer of free kitties. Theme music by B-Ray featuring Young-H – B.S.N.L 2 ( MASEW mix) and classical Vietnamese instr...
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0.044 It’s got the tantalizing preparations for a Vietnamese adventure, episode one of Crichton Corner, and a discussion of inter-species sexual manipulation in Star Trek from 2018-12-15T23:06:14
In which Dan drops an excellent Alf impersonation, the group makes plans to guide Daniel through his first time visiting the Vietnamese-centric Eden Center, and the bulk of the hour is dedicated to...
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0.043 It’s got the perils of too much sushi, a spirited comparison of yucca and plantains, reviews and recollections from local Seven-Elevens, and Daniel’s brush with Famous James from 2018-12-14T15:25:47
In which the bulk of the episode revolves around the relative merits of yucca and plantains, except for the parts where the group discusses the pluses and minuses of nearby 7-11 locations. Also, J...
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0.042 It’s got Dan’s poop corner, something resembling a podcast introduction, a delicate discussion about death, and another journey into the wondrous land of Latin snacks from 2018-11-24T05:05:57
In which the post-Thanksgiving tension-release results in a ridiculous and barely cobbled together episode that took forever for Patrick to edit into something even partly comprehensible. Theme mus...
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0.041 It’s got sitcom Hitler, digital dating strategies for the mature American male, Patrick’s amicable split with the primary education system, and the misbegotten byways of Arlington County from 2018-11-18T02:17:20
In which the uncharacteristically humorous aspects of Hitler and his family are considered, Daniel discusses his strategy for dating in the digital age, Dan is briefly concerned about his volume, P...
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0.040 It’s got white privilege, tree galls, white privilege,“Traffic Talk”with the Traffic Boys, white privilege, Dan’s snack corner, and one more gloppy helping of white privilege from 2018-11-17T22:36:39
In which the topic of white privilege repeatedly rears its head, Patrick talks about stools, the etymology of tree galls is almost determined, Dan shares his Salvadorian Lembas, and everyone discus...
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0.039 It’s got Dan’s anger at superfluous Google features, a deeper dive into Diana-brand Cheeseteens, ruminations on future podcast topics, and the waning ubiquity of German fecal shelves from 2018-11-11T04:58:23
In which Dan argues that it’s lazy for Google not to remove features that are unlikely to be necessary in the context of voicemail, Patrick argues that calling someone on the phone outside of...
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0.038 It’s got Dan and Jesse’s snack corner, the reflexive nature of judgment, and the banal requisites for successful courtship at 40 from 2018-11-11T03:56:25
In which Dan and Jesse share their tasty snacks, Patrick discusses the challenges of editing the podcast in such a way to as minimize the professional damage to everyone involved, Daniel explains h...
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0.037 It’s got brushes with death on the Appalachian Trail, figurative and literal cross-cultural negotiation, and the secret location of Avebury Circle from 2018-11-04T03:59:41
In which Patrick recounts the worst thing that’s ever happened to him, Daniel and Jesse discuss their upcoming trip to a (presumably post-Brexit) England, Dan’s got rotting pickles and ...
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0.036 It’s got deliberations on death, hetero-romantic Snork fetishists, and adolescent myth-making stemming from the fear of penile destruction from 2018-11-04T02:27:13
In which Daniel and Dan have a romantic mix-up, Patrick illuminates a small portion of the wide and beautiful non-binary four dimensional spectrum of sexuality, a few more disturbing subreddits are...
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0.035 It’s got individual variations in dietary preference, George Washington’s Icelandic bastard, and that time Dan was violently assaulted by a hot dog from 2018-11-03T16:33:24
In which the various dietary preferences of your kind hosts are revealed, /r/askreddit emerges as a useful source of topics, Dan admits to an error in judgment regarding kitchen appliances, and the...
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0.034 It’s got rabies-related lifehacks, an overlong conversation about guitar strings, cheering on team little dick, and the lasting effects of cinematic trauma from 2018-10-21T03:31:07
In which Will provides useful advice regarding beaver attacks, Jesse leads Daniel in a game of “find the High-E,” the group is heartened to learn about the virtues of compact penises, a...
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0.033 It’s got hate crimes, the intricacies of executive regulatory rule-making, a long list of grievances against the GOP, and the proper ingredients and method for a top of the line PB&J from 2018-10-13T03:43:46
In which the following topics are discussed (in no particular order): public comment periods, Deep Space Nine, presidential elections since 1988, modern wizards, a suicidal hyper-vegan, being weird...
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BONUS THIEFCAST: Lock up that bag full of snakes! from 2018-10-07T15:59:02
In which tales of thievery, actual and averted, are recounted.
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0.032 It’s got a very interesting conversation about the structure and contours of racism in America, followed by a boatload of absolute nonsense from 2018-10-07T15:23:15
In which Patrick and Daniel debate the existence of “intelligent” racists, the group swings back and forth between revulsion and respect while watching an instructional video about mast...
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0.031 It’s got a Class 2 bean situation, Dan’s fruit fly menagerie, professional misconduct in the service industry, and an improbably well-proportioned superfluous penis from 2018-10-06T22:49:04
In which an unusually sedate group discusses Dan’s successful fruit fly trap, confusion about whether and what people do with ground up ants, tales of whackiness and woe on DC-area public tra...
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0.030 It’s got nixtamalization, holographic universes, German Willie Tanner, Tolkien’s philosophy on creation, fecal transplants, and a purely hypothetical situation in Dan’s sink from 2018-09-29T01:14:58
In which Jesse and Dan argue over hominy, Dan battles a bug on the wall, Patrick illuminates various theories and philosophies of creation and connects the dots between Santa, Angels, and the Bilde...
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0.029 It’s got time travel conundra, bug holes, fennel farms, historic Cincinnati, why that Christ fellow was crucified, Jesse’s evasions, and the trouble with TNG-era films from 2018-09-23T03:36:40
In which everyone grapples with where they would go in a time machine, Jesse frustrates the group with his reticence to respond, Willie Tanner from ALF is revealed to be a crackhead, and a bunch of...
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0.028 It’s got the most interesting Presidents, the rise and fall of male circumcision in America, and totally real listener mail from 2018-09-14T15:56:11
In which Jesse asks Daniel to rank his top three most interesting Presidents, Patrick pursues an investigation into the history of circumcision in the United States, and the gentlemen get their fir...
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0.027 It’s got a proud Jewish heritage, the ultimate example of suburban white privilege, and “Friday Night Phone Funnies” from 2018-09-07T04:11:03
In which Daniel, Jesse, and Patrick revel in Daniel’s genealogical discoveries, harass Mike, Jimmy, and Dan via voicemail, and discuss Daniel’s desire to secure a patrilocal blended fam...
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0.026 It’s got poor phone etiquette, the downsides of politically-motivated violence, and arbitrary barriers to the development of healthy long-term relationships from 2018-08-31T23:31:21
In which Daniel regales the crowd with about an unfortunate encounter at Starbucks while Jesse tosses out aggressive tangents, the group discusses the relative merits and disadvantages of assassina...
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0.025 It’s got noted raconteur Michael T. Reed tellin’a tale from 2018-08-18T03:04:46
In which Mike slowly unfurls a tale wherein the villain perceives himself to be a hero, while Patrick and Daniel work hard to remain on the “woke” side of Route 50.
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0.024 It’s got pre-revolution North American–West European relations and Patrick being a child from 2018-08-04T01:41:07
In which Jesse and Daniel discuss the history and nuanced nomenclature of early transatlantic relations, while Patrick can’t maturely handle his new toy.
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BONUS LOONCAST: Sleepy Boyz Unite! from 2018-07-29T03:59:48
In which the gentlemen have stayed up too late and everything falls to pieces.
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0.023 It’s got Daniel seeking love on the information superhighway from 2018-07-28T05:55:46
In which Daniel peruses Tinder while Jimmy and Patrick comment on his choices and Mike periodically screams something misogynistic in the background.
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0.022 It’s got 3-D shipwrecks, malformed babies, and Mike’s desperate attempts to finish his broken tape player story from 2018-07-28T05:54:37
In which Daniel premieres his first 3-D documentary, Jimmy enjoys the Doors, and Mike tries his best to conclude his epic tale of failed audiophonic devices. Watch Daniel’s video on YouTube &...
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0.021 It’s got the criteria for punk, musical motivation, and persistence in the face of obsolescence from 2018-07-28T05:53:33
In which Mike, Daniel, and Patrick what qualifies as punk, Daniel analyzes weighs the pluses and minuses of being in a band, and Mike has a hell of a time proving his obsolete audio equipment is de...
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BONUS JAMCAST: I Get Back Up (Chibo Chabaey) from 2018-07-28T04:44:56
In which Daniel and Mike riffle a tiffle using nothing but the combination of their musical talents and an instrument.
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0.020 It’s got the delicate ears of Daniel Johnson and William Shatner from 2018-07-28T04:22:08
In which Daniel admits that aural injury may be subconsciously impeding his rock and roll career.
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0.019 It’s got alternative monopolies and, like, verbal crutches from 2018-07-14T21:10:26
In which Patrick and Jesse regale Jimmy with tales of Monopoly, while revealing their reliance on a particularly gnarly verbal crutch.
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0.018 It’s got the updating of an old tune against the perceived wishes of an absent Dan from 2018-07-14T15:10:12
In which Mike works on updating an original song from the mid-oughts while presuming what ex-band member Dan would think about the changes.
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0.017 It’s got what’s his name Trump and her Majesty the Queen from 2018-07-14T15:05:38
In which Jesse and Patrick inquire as to the relative merits of the Queen permitting an audience with Donald Trump, while a disinterested Mike breathes heavily into his microphone.
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0.016 It’s got dead squirrels, Confederate battle strategy, and the cyclical resurgence of white racism from 2018-07-14T15:01:26
In which Jesse, Patrick, and Mike interrogate the use of tradition as a cover for latent racism, and ways in which the first civil war was super lame.
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0.015 It’s got Jimmy Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and those Pandora bastards from 2018-07-14T15:00:22
In which Jesse deliberates foundational contrasts between mentor and mentee styles, while a newly energetic Mike employs erratic microphone technique to its fullest effect.
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0.014 It’s got European trainscapes and the five dollar penis show from 2018-07-14T09:12:54
In which Jesse and Patrick consider the pluses and minuses to spontaneous (paid) penile exhibitionism, then segue into a comparison of U.S. and European train journeys somehow.
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0.013 It’s got modal versus major composition and spooky tales of Arlington County–Part One from 2018-07-14T09:10:10
In which Jesse narrates Mike's musical evolution and Patrick contemplates living in close proximity to Arlington.
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0.012 It’s got regular old pegging and miking Mike’s pipes from 2018-07-14T09:06:55
In which Patrick discovers the splintering world of pegging while Jesse delights himself with a new microphone.
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0.011 It’s got a public address system from 2018-07-14T04:35:21
In which Jesse and Patrick suggest alternative live audio setups to Mike, who in turn provides the first opportunities to test the bleep feature in Audacity.
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0.010 It’s got the FBI, the SS, and Colombian history from 2018-07-14T04:32:52
In which Patrick, Mike, and Jesse ponder the intersection of federal law enforcement, Colombian assets, and U.S. interventionism at the turn of the 20th century.
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0.009 It’s got educators and guidance counselors from 2018-07-14T00:30:59
In which the group discusses relationships with teachers and the evolving responsibilities of modern guidance counselors.
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0.008 It’s got hell water and heavenly levels from 2018-07-14T00:27:46
In which Patrick and Jesse adjust the levels while a possessed Mike adjusts his soul.
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0.007 It’s got Mike and Daniel discussing Asian history and culture from 2017-07-30T00:26:42
In which Daniel and Mike debate counterfactual moralities of nuclear warfare while everyone else chats in the background.
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0.006 It’s got the crime, the punishment, and an associated linguistic debate from 2017-07-30T00:25:04
In which Daniel recounts the unusual punishment he received for cheating in gym class, and the fellows discuss the evolving tension between linguistic intent and received effect.
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0.005 It’s got that oral groove from 2017-07-30T00:23:55
In which Daniel explains the in's and out's of freshman biology, and introduces his friend Atif.
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0.004 It’s got the spontaneous composition of a touching tune from 2017-07-30T00:21:10
In which the gentleman compose a song about the challenges of modern love.
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0.003 It’s got Mike and Patrick debating novel mechanisms of payment in the service industry from 2017-05-26T00:19:16
In which Mike explains the meaning of TIPS, or "To Insure (Ensure?) Prompt Service," while Patrick is caught up in a Turkish melee and shares an uncomfortable proximity with a mustachioed man.
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0.002 It’s got Mike having a beer“Washingtonian”style from 2017-05-25T00:15:37
In which Mike shares a beer with the ultimate Washingtonian.
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0.001 It’s got Mike discussing beers and wifi from 2017-05-22T00:00:17
In which Mike explains the relationship between wifi and IPAs, Patrick whitesplains about the pluses and minuses of culturally accurate drinks menus, and both critique the seekers of free samples o...
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