Podcasts by The Lawn Boiz

Sig's Slumdog Millionaire Moment from 2023-10-22T23:14:21

George host's our halloween special, asking the other guys trivia about the beloved holiday. I hope you enjoy this one, and may your days be filled with rice.

When Worlds Collide from 2023-10-16T00:31:32

AI takes over our wretched lives.

When worlds collide, you can run
But no can hide!
When worlds collide, you'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died
W...

AI Bounty Hunters from 2023-09-23T16:48:57

The Boiz discuss taxes, Bounty Hunting, and AI

President John (9.10.23) from 2023-09-12T21:57:22

Season 4 is here! This isn't actually the first episode we recorded this fall, but has Sig published his episode? No. Does Sig even care about his friends? Probably not. Is Sigmund some kind...

Bird Day from 2023-05-23T18:17:59

The birthday boy demands that his jesters (all of whom are named Tom Fool) entertain him with jokes and segments. He invites you all to listen.

JohmFoolery from 2023-04-23T22:10:09

The boiz discuss traffic, empty gas tanks, and the origin of common phrases.

Dream Vacations from 2023-04-21T01:39

We still have a podcast goys! We do another draft in this one, fantasizing about our dream vacations. George hosts. Stay tuned until the end for a special, extra-long update of what we've be...

Unnatural Parks from 2023-02-07T20:22:51

The gang discuses finance and drafts their perfect National Park

Cohost or Comost from 2023-01-29T17:30:50

John, George, and Sig co-host for the first time in Lawnboiz history. They contemplate a would you rather and play some games, while doing the most to prove they're not as dumb as they appear.

Chipunks from 2023-01-23T01:45:38

Listener beware: This episode is sped up for comedic effect. The gang discusses baked goods and what to do if you win the lottery.

Frigid Funeral from 2022-11-13T20:42:01

The boiz discuss not being around, dying wishes, and which door is best.

The History of The Lawn Boiz from 2022-09-13T12:59:36

George leads this podcast recorded on 9.11.22. He asks the boys some trivia from our own history as a podcast to mark our two year anniversary! Sigmund freaks out as usual. Enjoy!

Rocket Surgeons from 2022-08-24T21:39:25

The boiz discuss who they want to open their hearts to, Ticks and tricks, and their recent Bachelor Party experience.

Over(hill) and(or) Under(hill) from 2022-05-07T05:10:06

On this episdoe John is comparable to a bear sh--ing in the woods, George is slow roasted in a dehydrator, and Ian questions his wide knees.

Riddle Me Diss from 2022-02-21T21:18:39

In this episode the Cheif's choke because of John's tiny throat.

New Year, New John (1.2.2022) from 2022-01-04T21:32:58

As we bravely enter our third year of podcasting, it's more of the same old crap. Enjoy this one rife with technical failure and the host abandoning the podcast. George breaks down 2021 with the...

Letariat: Pro or Con? from 2021-12-15T17:28:57

The Boiz discuss class and classes all while having class.

The Big Three and Dennis (10.12.21) from 2021-10-14T03:18:59

George takes the host role this episode and the rest of the boys become bosts. Listen as the boys draft their top four greatest actors of all time and John does something completely different fr...

Are you smarter than a Lawn Boi? 9.25.21 from 2021-09-25T21:50:22

We are back for a beauty of an episode where we discuss out knowledge of high school subjects via a buzzfeed quiz. Then, we decide what house we would be in if we got into Hogwarts- application ...

What is this podcast now? CRAZINESS from 2021-09-18T23:11:11

I edited this right after we recorded it.  Craziness in the podcast as John doesn't know how to speak and ask the questions he wants. We do some riddles, play 20 questions, and over/under r...

A Couple of Boys and Debbie (9.5.21) from 2021-09-18T00:58:05

Random coworker Debbie joins for her second appearance on the pod! George hosts and asks the boys hard hitting questions, family feud style. The squad also dishes out their recommendations for y...

Estranged Advice (8.22.21) from 2021-08-25T02:25:39

George runs a media empire, I say tomato; they say potato, John scores a goal in rocket league, and Ian is Scandinavian.

Season 2: Salazar Magooliger (8.3.21) from 2021-08-08T22:41:42

Welcome to the first episode of season two, goys! George leads this one as the boys grapple with being very short or tall, entering sketchy butcher shops, and Greco-Roman wrestling whilst doused...

The Lawn Boiz Go LIVE! (6.29.21) from 2021-07-08T02:59:01

For this very special summer edition of the podcast, the Lawn Boiz record in person for the first time ever! We celebrate a very special day for a very creative member of our group; we ask each ...

Are you a popular baby? 5.17.21 from 2021-05-17T23:31:06

Hello goys! Sorry for the late upload.  It is Georges fault, as always.  We are back for a short episode in which the theme is names: horse and baby names.  Have a good week goys....

Hippoglyphics from 2021-04-20T20:35

In this Episode we talk about the times and how they are a'changin. We analyze problematic comedy and dig into the facts and fictions of ancient Egypt.

The Gang Plays Rocket League from 2021-04-20T20:18:03

The Boiz are back with a rare Ian hosted episode that actually got released. George channels his inner Tony Romo, John says he's in center while in the back right corner, Sig scores some nasty a...

Tom Hardy's Traps (4.6.21) from 2021-04-17T19:23:37

George takes the helm as Craig decides to work (sort of) once more. The boys play a rousing game of FMK that ends with a twist final round. Then an original take on a March Madness-style bracket...

SPRING. WARMTH. MADNESS. from 2021-04-09T01:15:44

Spring: the season after winter and before summer, in which vegetation begins to appear, in the northern hemisphere from March to May and in the southern hemisphere from Septemb...

Throwback - Black History Month (2.28.21) from 2021-03-15T23:31:57

We give you a two week old recording in which George hosts and asks Black History month trivia. Craig The Omnipotent decided to ruin some of our audio, but since then we have appeased him, and h...

Have a Mice Day (3.9.21) from 2021-03-13T01:22:44

Its'a good episode

We LOVE Fútbol- Super Bowl Addition! (2.15.21) from 2021-02-16T01:58:54

In this episode we grieve with John after the super bowl loss.  Come on in to decide if you truly care about one person in our would you rather.  We enjoy talking through some super bo...

Layers of Fun 2.8.21 from 2021-02-08T16:58:24

The Boiz are back in town as Sigmund leads them through hypothetical questions and they once again peel back the layers of fact and fiction in order to reach the truth, which may bring tears to ...

We Hate Craig (1.24.21) from 2021-01-30T21:45:03

We're back baby! After a long hiatus, George takes the helm to bring the podcast into 2021. Super heroes and animals abound. Ian soaps up some bad guys. Sigmund knows nothing about the red handf...

Captain Hook (pronounced Huk) from 2020-12-14T21:01:28

Captain Seg leads this episode while first mate Ilan attempts a coupe with the help of Jon. Gorgingi learns something about the true meaning of Kwanzaa and teaches us that family is the most imp...

Under Patrick's Rock (12.6.20) from 2020-12-10T05:10:20

George leads the lawn boiz this week in a riveting discussion of samurai ethics. We also play a super original game in which we guess the answer to holiday facts. Happy St. Nick's Day!

Cra------ig are you there??? (12.1.20) from 2020-12-02T01:48:11

Happy December! Welcome back to our regularly scheduled episodes- through much technological issues.  In this episode we talk about....I forget to be honest we recorded so many episodes. &n...

Sigmund is SO Creative! ft. Debbie (11.15.20) from 2020-11-18T16:01:21

Which Lawn Boi would you most want to be? This question and many more are answered in this special episode featuring out first guest star, random coworker Debbie! Cockroaches were killed in the ...

Tyrannical Talents (11.8.20) from 2020-11-09T22:54:58

We discuss our future as creative geniuses, contemplate our legacies, and try to discern the metaphysical underpinnings of what makes a thing real or fake.

Happy Halloween Goys! (11-4-20) from 2020-11-04T17:07:54

Ships. Ocean floor. 3 million!?!?!  Happy halloween goys.  Cha boy edited post halloween.  Keep the spirit alive.  See you next week!

Illegible Aliens (10.18.20) from 2020-10-19T20:10:16

Today we get a tiny bit political, ponder the differences of isolation on an island and in the depths of space, and finish off with a delectable debate of ingenious invention. Thanks for Tuning ...

Lee Harvey Boswald and New Skills from 2020-10-18T18:51:01

We try to teach each other new skills, but instead get distracted by a new character in the life of JFK.

Didgeri-dubstep from 2020-10-17T22:44:49

George hosts this week and does a fine job. The boys talk travel and reminisce on the days when they used to live together. Alfred Meinstein gets a voice. 

Fly Me a River (9.27.20) from 2020-10-02T22:34:47

Tune in this week as we take a spill into temporal quandaries,  exciting news stories, and life or death situations.

The Bishop of the Moon? (9.20.20) from 2020-09-21T20:51:15

Tune in this week for topical discussion of technology, some out of this world takes on fries and onion rings, and peeling back the layers on false news.

Fish Fingers (9.17.20) from 2020-09-21T04:39:19

We're back! This week George hosts with some spicy questions and the rest of the boys provide some spicy answers. We apologize for the two week lack of pods. Ian lost the episode he hosted (not ...

Lee Hawvey Oswald murdered a tree using a toothbrush? (9.9.20) from 2020-09-09T23:57:26

This episode on Lawn Boiz makes you decide toothbrush or underwear? Murder??? I declare MURDER on this tree.  Is George JFK reincarnated? Classic goofing around for the boys ft. disappearan...

Where's Ian? (8.23.20) from 2020-09-02T12:54:01

What's up goys! Sig led this one and asked some hard hitting questions. Ian went missing. Sorry for the screwy audio. Craig (our recorder) really let us down this time.

Trailer - Become a Lawn Goy from 2020-08-27T15:31:31

A sneak preview of what's to come!