Podcasts by The Matt and Kim Podcast

Ep.22 Burning Down A House With Ragu Sauce from 2020-05-18T19:00

In this episode we discuss:

A woman who farts in a dollar store and pulls a knife on a man who complains.
Spotify has playlists for animals?
Where would you want and extra eye?<...

Ep. 21 Calling 911 When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper from 2020-05-12T02:00

In this episode we discuss:
Would you eat butter made from insects?
If every time you had sex it took a week off your life would you still do it?
Would Kim rather Matt have no penis ...

Ep.20 Send Nudes To A Stranger Or an Ex? from 2020-04-30T20:00

In this episode we discuss:
What if you were married for 30 years and found out your spouse was your sibling?

Would you rather have a one night stand with someone who's really ...

Ep.19 Would You Have Sex With a Zombie from 2020-04-24T05:00

Live from Dallas! (pre-quarantine)
Would you have sex with a zombie if it was the one cure to never become a zombie?

Would you rather fight a round with Mike Tyson or sound like him...

Ep.18 What kind of criminal would you be? from 2020-04-07T14:00

In this quarantined episode we discuss.
Living a life of crime.  Having to beautifully sing everything you say.  How much of a wimp matt is.
... and other assorted nonsense.

Ep.17 Kissing Is Weird. from 2019-11-21T19:00

Live from San Francisco we answer a bunch of questions that aren't necessarily hypothetical but get us thinking all the same...
 
 Which romantic gesture do you believe is over-rate...

Ep.16 How to Dispose Of Dead Body. from 2019-11-12T16:00

Live from Seattle!

Would either of you ever pose for a nude life drawing art class? What poses would you do? (Remember you gotta hold the poses for a few minutes at a time)

How wo...

Ep. 15 Getting Punched In The Face for $10,000 from 2019-11-05T20:00

Live from Minneapolis:

If your friend or partner got way too drunk and you were sharing a hotel room, where would you make them sleep? Would you still share a bed with their vomiting dr...

Ep.14 You Find Your Mom on a Dating App... from 2019-10-24T13:00

Live from Royal Oak, MI we discuss such things as:

You witnessed a terrible crime and a Mexican drug cartel wants your ass dead. You are put into witness protection. They give you a cho...

Ep.13 If Shaq was naked in your shower, would you call the cops? from 2019-09-25T01:00

It's the first time we have a guest here on The Matt and Kim Podcast.  Comedian and Writer Will Miles joins us to discuss such things as:
If you could get a great cheap house painter bu...

Ep.12 How Much $ To Shoot Porn In Your House? from 2019-09-12T02:00

This week we discuss things like:
Would you live in "The Watcher" house? 
How much would you have to be paid to have porn shot in your house? 
What type of Furry would you ...

Ep.11 Would You Eat Placenta? from 2019-09-04T21:00

Would you stay with your partner if you found out they were a serial killer who only killed bad guys? (like Dexter)

What would you do if your partner wets the bed?

and other ra...

Ep.10 Kim Tore Her ACL Again... and Sex Stuff from 2019-08-27T02:00

First half we get a bit side tracked talking about how Kim tore her ACL again.
Then we continue in to our normal nonsense such as:
"What is the one sexual act you've always wan...

Ep.9 Relationship Test from 2019-08-15T16:00

This week we go over hypothetical questions related to relationships.

If you had to kill 10 innocent people to save your partners life would you? 
If i had a medical problem that ma...

Ep.8 Only Perverts Would Want To Be Invisible from 2019-08-06T22:00

Would you save 1 sibling or 4 strangers if a building was on fire?
Free unlimited massage, chauffeur, or cook pick one.
Would you eat human?
If you want your superpower to be invisib...

Ep.7 Weirdest Thing You Do When You're Alone from 2019-07-31T00:00

What if you could change the sounds your body makes?
Worst job you ever had?
If the law required you to get a full body tattoo what what you get?
... and other assorted nonsense

Ep.6 What's a"Hot Sack?" from 2019-07-24T11:00

In this week's episode we discuss: 
Droppin heat in plastic bags VS in cups
Fighting a hundred horse sized ferrets or one ferret sized horse
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
and oth...

Ep.5 Drinking Cheetah Milk from 2019-07-16T15:00

This week we discuss such things as:  would you drink bat milk, monkey milk or cheetah milk? Would you want to be the first to make contact with the aliens? as well as other assorted nonsense th...

Ep.4 Scratchy Toilet Paper VS Uncomfortable Clothes from 2019-07-10T19:00

In this episode we discuss:
If you needed to make 10,000 in one day or be killed how would you do it?
Would you rather an extra belly button, or extra nipple?
Would you rather use sc...

Ep.3 Fifteen years ago, where did you think you’d be now? from 2019-06-24T18:00

This week we learned Kim should have skipped being in a band and opened the world's most successful bar.
We also discuss: 15 years ago, if we pictured our life now, what did we think it...

Ep.2 You cheat on your partner just once, do you tell? from 2019-06-17T12:00

* If you cheated on your partner just once in a drunken isolated incident... do you tell?  If the situation was flipped would you want to know? 
* If you had to post the bad as well as the g...

Ep.1 Pill that makes you smarter but less attractive. from 2019-06-01T13:00

Would you take a pill that makes you 25 percent smarter but 25 percent less attractive?  Would the world be better or worse if there was no crime? We ask ourselves these questions while Kim gene...

Ep.1 Pill that makes you smarter but less attractive. from 2019-06-01T13:00

Would you take a pill that makes you 25 percent smarter but 25 percent less attractive?  Would the world be better or worse if there was no crime? We ask ourselves these questions while Kim gene...