Podcasts by The Minutes with Mel and Patience
The Minutes is Mel and Patience's very own homemade podcast.
Further podcasts by Mel Buttle & Patience Hodgson
Podcast on the topic Comedy
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The Minutes - Episode 2 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.242541
Patience had a crappy time making a film clip. Fast Food shame exposed. Mel was an extra in Peter Pan. Mel shared a house with someone who kept chocolate under lock and key. Patience didn’t like Jo...
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The Minutes - Episode 4 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.238728
When parents dance. Should we let our parents hear the podcast? Primary school dances. The ghost of fashion past. Mel has mad typing skills. Patience is an amazing gift wrapper. Do you have any art...
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The Minutes - Episode 6 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.234605
Special guest John Patterson from The Grates! Sleepy car trips. Tinea. Swearing is fun. Going to the dump. UHT milk tearing families apart. Hotel soap theft. Mel and Patience don't like their talk...
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The Minutes - Episode 13 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.188713
Zoot Review, a word from our sponsor Mrs Eyeball. How to sound old. Mel met Terry Hodgson. Patience has seen American TV. Advice from Barry Buttle. Small talk with special guest Lanie Lane. High sc...
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The Minutes - Episode 15 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.184814
Patience played some loose uni shows. Playing it dumb with Bob Trigg. Come and get me at 8.29pm. Mel saw The Black Lips. No c*nts on stage, that includes you Mel. Special guest Alex Dyson from Trip...
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The Minutes - Episode 19 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.177707
Patience has big Mrs Eyeball News. Thank you for being a vet. Mel’s been on tour by herself. Patience is a Fun Gal/ Fungal. Mel 0 Housekeeping 1. Is being backstage fun? Patience announces her new...
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The Minutes - Episode 25 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.168064
Patience and Mel practice for their upcoming live show on twitter user @van_helen. Patience rides on a Puke Bus. Melinda reveals a food related bombshell. The Brisbane Ekka starts today, the ladies...
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The Minutes - Episode 27 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.164169
1 year of The Minutes, recognise! Patience eats her emotions then Mel helps her name and shame her feelings. Mel has layed eggs. Tales of upbringing. Patience attended the Brisbane Lions final game...
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The Minutes - Episode 28 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.161800
Recorded Live at The Factory Theatre as part of Sydney's Fringe Festival. Mel and Patience get some very special guest help from Mr. Ben Lee with their Dream Porns and Toe Jam, a play Patience wrot...
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The Minutes - Episode 31 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.156850
The 'Nite' Minutes! Sharks the size of rulers. Sharks in fridges. Patience Big Brother dream team. What would the gals wear if they met Maggie Beer(s). Mallory gets out and about. Yelp at Southside.
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The Minutes - Episode 32 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.154633
The Wedding Part One. Christmas card from a cricketer. Christmas cards for Barry. Wedding Talk (do you know how hard it is to get a dolphin into a tuxedo?!). To Be Continued...
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The Minutes - Episode 34 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.150790
First Minutes back! Mel and Patience talk New Years Resolutions! Patience is involved in an embarrassing sing along. Barry Buttle cuts a rug and get generous on the train trip home. Mel had a share...
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The Minutes - Episode 35 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.148490
Mel and Patience open up about recent medical choices. Patience was at the wrong end of a swindle. Mel lets rip with body talk.
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The Minutes - Episode 37 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.145087
Mel's on tour so it's 'Sea Puppies' with John and Patience! Cavalia, geldings, a Gold Coast Buck's Party arrest and braces. Good clean fun guys.
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The Minutes - Episode 38 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.142719
Mel returns to the best air in the country. Celebrity Splash! Patience is reading a hip vampire novel series at night while Mel is waking up daily before sunrise. A letter from a listener who is a ...
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The Minutes - Episode 40 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.138463
Welcome. Shroom success. Why Barry Buttle eats porridge everyday (like, for real guys). MelDonalds. Zines! Citrus from parents, and how childhood relates to said citrus. Does 'eyes covered for adul...
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The Minutes - Episode 46 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.115167
What happened to the last 6 months? It’s an episode of reflection and buffalo wing revelations. Patience went to America. Mel went to all the comedy festivals. Did someone buy a dog? Does said dog ...
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The Minutes - Episode 51 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.106838
Pae and Mel have so much to catch up on. Patience radio pole. Ethyn’s life plan at 16. Katy Perry. Flying 29 weeks pregnant. Southside Tea Room expanding. Dream Team album making! Mel’s cyst. I’ll ...
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The Minutes - Episode 53 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.103038
Mel is home from the NYC! Patience is hated on and they pull a pretty swift, if not weird, trick on her and John. Baby Soda makes a cry. Other stuff too.
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The Minutes - Episode 56 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.097795
If you’re our parents GO AWAY because we are talking about s e x and we don’t want you listening. If you are bad at sex or prematurely ejaculate, hell, this is the podcast for you. Oh, we also have...
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The Minutes - Episode 57 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.095180
Mel and Patience catch up! Things are going great, until the tax man invited himself into the conversation but don't worry, they soon dig themselves out of their crippling tax migraines and finish ...
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The Minutes - Episode 60 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.088791
New Year, New Us? Single again? What is Patience’s dream Christmas menu? Mel’s alchemy: Pain = Content? Mel shares her no fail dip recipe. Looking for businesses to come pamper us on mic. The ‘no m...
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The Minutes - Episode 61 from 2021-11-10T02:10:23.086113
The Co-Host of the QMAs 2019 get deep with their Mental Heath Updatez (particularly Patience, totally hogging the mic), first appearance from a 4 year old on air and a quick throw to Mel’s Brisbane...
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The Minutes - Episode 59 from 2018-09-28T01:00
Up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away, while we devoting, full time to Airtasker, understanding our mental heath, Apedo In The Bushes and listing off our many fancy ‘sho...
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The Minutes - Episode 58 from 2018-09-21T01:00
Hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come to sit with you again and talk about Airtasker, Separation From Spouses, The Grates Reunion Tour and Mental Health.
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The Minutes - Episode 55 from 2016-02-25T01:00
Almost a year on and there's still drama unfolding for both your protagonists. Did Mel avoid those parking fines? Who ruined Christmas Eve for Patience and John? Plus more intimate details of the l...
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The Minutes - Episode 54 from 2015-10-12T01:00
Blocked milk ducts, vibrators, cabbages. Mel talks Maggie Beer(s) and The Great Australian Bake Off. Patience did a show with The Grates in Bundaberg. We discuss walking for anxiety.
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The Minutes - Episode 52 from 2015-04-22T13:00
So it’s been a while! Patience’s third trimester of pregnancy has been and gone and she talks about her experience giving birth with Mel!
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The Minutes - Episode 50 from 2014-10-19T13:00
Mel blows up about a night out gone half wrong which leads to a talk about service recovery paradox. Patience talks a little bit about pregnancy but not much has been going so, no news there. There...
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The Minutes - Episode 49 from 2014-09-15T13:00
Patience and Mel, back in the proverbial podcast saddle. With mascot dog Todd, close by. Pregnancy talk. Yeah, you heard it, Patience is pregnant. Mel does a top shelf impersonation of every Americ...
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The Minutes - Episode 48 from 2014-08-11T13:00
Mel brings over her new baby girl Ruby (she’s like our silent unofficial 3rd host). Splendour In The Grass wrap up. Who was where, who saw what and where did Mel sleep? Patience had pixilated visio...
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The Minutes - Episode 47 from 2014-07-20T13:00
Patience blew up at a Roma Street Parklands security guard on John's birthday. Mel's new segment 'How Does That Work?' covers refrigerated trucks. Patience got her hair did for free at Carindale. W...
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The Minutes - Episode 45 from 2014-03-10T02:00
Patience goes to a concert at the swampy, Brisbane Entertainment Centre. Who did she see? Mel lived her life for a week. Patience watched someone creepily from a bush, then wrote a sad song about t...
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The Minutes - Episode 44 from 2014-02-16T02:00
The gals welcome one another. iPad games crisis. The Go Violets. Emergency hospital situations with silver linings. Maggie Beers. Zombies *swoon*. Vacuum robot pet. A You're Welcome emergency editi...
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The Minutes - Episode 43 from 2014-01-18T02:00
A huge catch up for the ladies Mel and Pae. Pae talks a lot, Mel listens with the ears of a good friend. Pae explains a trailer then Mel gives her fantasy trailer which is so moving Pae sheds a sin...
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The Minutes - Episode 42 from 2013-11-18T02:00
Pae and Mel are back together! Barry Buttle collects trash and treasure on his motivated emu walks by the road. Patience is grosses police out with a piss pants customer. Mel likes horses and wants...
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The Minutes - Episode 41 from 2013-10-21T02:00
It's fate! After months of abandoned air, the golden girls Mel and patience want to thank you for being a friend! Mel got a job writing for This Week Live, up and moving suddenly to Melbourne, whil...
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The Minutes - Episode 39 from 2013-05-22T02:00
Allergies. Sometimes a talk about allergies ends in a talk about colonic irrigation... which passes smoothly (see what we did there?!) into Patience ranting about mushrooms, and how they can save t...
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The Minutes Live! - Episode 36 from 2013-03-27T20:00
Recorded live at the Brisbane Powerhouse 10th March 2013. With special guest Barry Buttle and music by Seja.
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The Minutes - Episode 33 from 2012-12-23T20:00
The Wedding Cast Part Two - The Honeymoon starts at the hotel. The Patterson Report. Island Characters. Long time listener, first time skinny dipper. P and J the early years.
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The Minutes - Episode 30 from 2012-10-24T14:00
Sea Puppies? What the heck is that? Something to do with a guest podcaster. Scab Gobbler. Dog Vomit Slime Mould.
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The Minutes - Episode 29 from 2012-10-14T14:00
Mel and Patience bask in the glow of their successful Live Sydney show, and all of the treats they received from fans IRL! Gum Pranks! Landlines and talking on the phone as a teenager. Mel opens up...
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The Minutes - Episode 26 from 2012-08-22T20:00
Television! Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and a discussion involving many of TVs best B Grade shows. Q Music Awards, The Grates attend and win! Mel's debate night Single Vs Married. What's your Honey Bo...
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The Minutes - Episode 24 from 2012-07-25T20:00
Special Guest: Comedian Cal Wilson! Patience got a book to help curb her extreme collecting habits. Breakfast and non-breakfast foods and the eating of non-breakfast foods for breakfast. Cal reveal...
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The Minutes - Episode 23 from 2012-06-26T20:00
Why would you leave paradise to go and eat mince meat? Let's talk The Drive In. #LikeaNurse you heard it here first! Cos neither Mel nor Pae want to party #LikeaBoss. At a The Minutes official outt...
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The Minutes - Episode 22 from 2012-06-13T20:00
Patience and Mel are done with Siri and her attitude problem. Barry has had an item seized by customs. What's Barry's item?? Mel's fuming over her $3.18 Clem 7 fine. Mel and Raven suffer from sever...
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The Minutes - Episode 21 from 2012-05-30T20:00
The girls have both been cray busy. Patience met an 84 year old lady and they share a common hero. The gals fantasise Costa from Gardening Australia. Patience has a new man in her life R-O-Y. Mel t...
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The Minutes - Episode 20 from 2012-05-16T20:00
Patience has a cold. Hand washing. Eczema. Mel’s party survival tips. Patience longs for New York. Laundry. Patience is on her grind. You have to wear pants. Mel has mellowed. Patience has Buttled...
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The Minutes - Episode 18 from 2012-04-18T20:00
Mel doesn’t like Weet Bix. Patience had a jazz ballet emergency, Terry saved the day. Mel did gymnastics. Patience has two secret projects, she can’t talk about them. Dog sitting part two, Mel told...
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The Minutes - Episode 17 from 2012-04-04T20:00
Mel house sat a Golden Retriever. Patience solves smelly feet. Mel has allergies. Patience thinks we should go to a new fancy restaurant. Mel went side of stage at Sizzler. When parents help, Sylv...
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The Minutes - Episode 16 from 2012-03-21T20:00
We go through our to do list and tie up some loose ends. What’s happening with ToeJam? Tick. Mel finishes off a story from episode 12 about some sexing she overheard. Tick! Mel and Patience had a ...
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The Minutes - Episode 14 from 2012-02-22T20:00
We don’t know much about the news. A word from our sponsor, moist towelettes. Patience is really into meditation. Patience wrote to her gym about a problem. Mel hides TV channels from her parents. ...
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The Minutes - Episode 12 from 2012-01-25T20:00
Primary School Stories! Mel buried a biscuit in the playground. Patience changed schools after cracking it at the principal. Mel worked at vacation care at a primary school, surprises can be scary ...
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The Minutes - Episode 11 from 2012-01-11T20:00
Patience met someone who trains horses with their mind. The Grates got their biscuits read at Falls Festival. Psychic Wicked Wing Readings. Mel's Nanna's superstitions. Redheads. Raven update. Dati...
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The Minutes - Episode 10 from 2011-12-28T20:00
It's our New Years Eve Special! Coffee withdrawals. Patience's big hat. Being Sunsmart. Patience had adventures on tour with Rockwiz. Mel hates snakes. Did Julia Zemiro prank call Patience? Mrs Eye...
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The Minutes - Episode 9 from 2011-12-14T20:00
Jingle Bells! Patience sings Santa Baby with the Rockwiz Orchestra and haggles over heels. Don't picture Mel having an orgasm. Old people cut off Buttle in a line. Christmas day traditions. Mel's c...
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The Minutes - Episode 8 from 2011-11-30T20:00
Special Guest: Raven Hodgson, Patience's Sister! Mel and Patience ambush Raven and interrogate her about her new boyfriend. Mrs Eyeball (cat) update. Punching bags. Internet Speak. Vegetable cakes....
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The Minutes - Episode 7 from 2011-11-16T20:00
Mel house-sat for Patience and now hearts Patience's cat really hard. Mel had a trolley fight! Patience loves a public confrontation as long as there are cameras. Are you a good walker? Patience sa...
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The Minutes - Episode 5 from 2011-10-19T20:00
Patience went to a metal gig. Being a dance c*nt. Mel went to karaoke. Cabs or Rickshaws? Mel and Patience have helped others on the roads. Mel vs Possums. Patience vs Bouncers. Drug weirdness. Sho...
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The Minutes - Episode 3 from 2011-09-21T20:00
Fight! In high school Patience got into a fight on the ferry with her nemesis. Our Dad's gave us excellent fighting tips. Mel sat in the driver's seat of a bus. Mel learned self-defence from a guy ...
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The Minutes - Episode 1 from 2011-08-25T07:00
Welcome to Episode 1. Splendour in the Grass. Patience had bad bruschetta. Mel had KFC. Mel tells fight stories. Patience talks about one of her high school boyfriends. Mel helped someone become a ...
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