Podcasts by The Mustache Rangers Podcast: Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv

Not By Pizza Things: Podcast Episode 270 from 2016-07-25T09:00:59

Where is the thing when you need it? You know, the thing that cuts your food? No, not a knife. But there are no knives either. Where did all the utensils go? Are they all sitting dirty in the si...

Stand Up: Podcast Episode 269 from 2016-07-18T18:48:25

Stand-up comedy can be difficult. Unless you bring all your co-workers. Then they’ll all pretend that you did a great job when they see you at work the next day. But what if you put secret recor...

Return of the King: Podcast Episode 268 from 2016-01-25T21:10:46

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One Last Time: Podcast Episode 267 from 2014-12-22T08:00:41

The Mustache Rangers defeat Smaug in the gripping conclusion to the trilogy based loosely on the works of J.R.R. Tolkien.

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The Desolation of the Mustache Rangers: Podcast Episode 266 from 2014-12-01T08:00:46

This is the second to last episode of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It's about doing the laundry. Sort of.

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Pop Culture Wars: Podcast Episode 265 from 2014-03-31T09:00:45

A whodunit the likes of which John Grisham only dreamed. Phooneybaum and Bastidious must rack their brains to figure out the culprit in the daring unicorn figurine breakage case. Could it be the...

Ready, Set, Wang: Podcast Episode 264 from 2014-03-17T08:00:28

Some episodes of the Mustache Rangers are great for the whole family. This is not one of them. This is for kids only. No, wait. The other way around. This is specifically not for children. That ...

Workshopping the Workshop: Episode 263 from 2014-03-03T08:00:42

We can all agree that motivational speakers are con artists and that workshops are scams. Unless those speakers or workshop leaders are from the Mustache Rangers. Then you’d be a fool not to pay...

Fancy Man: Podcast Episode 262 from 2014-02-17T08:00:29

When a podcast dies, the number of mourners at the funeral is equal to the number of iTunes reviews it has divided by 1,000. The 0.055 people at the Mustache Rangers podcast funeral made for a r...

Test Out: Podcast Episode 261 from 2013-06-10T09:00:18

School is a very special time in a child’s life. It’s when they really learn how to be embarrassed. You think Uncle Rick tickling you until you wet your pants is shameful? Just wait until you ex...

Massage: Podcast Episode 260 from 2013-06-02T09:00:45

Misogyny and campfires are the main focus of this, the first Mustache Rangers podcast of 2013. We’re sorry we’ve been gone so long, but we were so anxious for Arrested Development to return we c...

Give Up On Time Travel: Episode 259 from 2013-02-11T09:00:52

You may love time travel movies, but they don’t make any sense. Don’t worry about it. Your brain and the writer’s brain are too dumb to make heads or tails of time travel. It’s the limitation of...

Eat More: Podcast Episode 258 from 2013-01-21T09:00:43

Diet fads come and go as surely as the tides and bell bottoms. You can say “bootcut” but you’re not fooling anybody, the Gap. But getting back to diets, everyone is looking for the quick fix. Th...

Opinions: Podcast Episode 257 from 2012-12-31T09:00:55

Other people’s opinions are the topic of discussion in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Interesting fact. Did you know that everybody has an opinion? It’s true! Even babies are all, like, ...

Holiday Cards: Podcast Episode 256 from 2012-12-17T10:00:41

Cards, books, and money. Isn’t that really what the holidays are about? You receive cards that look good on your mantel until the year rolls over. You receive books that you’ll never read. Or yo...

Go to Hell: Podcast Episode 255 from 2012-12-10T09:00:21

Hell and decorating are the topics of this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. More decorating than hell, but “go to decoration school” isn’t a very catchy podcast title. Maybe you have a better i...

Andrew Zimmern: Podcast Episode 254 from 2012-11-26T09:00:47

Andrew Zimmern, host of Bizarre Foods and the Go Fork Yourself podcast, takes time out of his busy schedule to deliver some very urgent news to the Mustache Rangers. Will it be food related news...

Secure: Podcast Episode 253 from 2012-11-12T09:00:20

Security cameras, Big Brother, and ghosts invade the personal space of the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. This is the episode that was actually recorded for Halloween. Whoops? Enjoy i...

Get Political: Podcast Episode 252 from 2012-11-05T09:00:59

A podcast about politics the day before a major election? It’s like we planned this or something. Don’t worry. Your values won’t be challenged. It’s mostly talk about teeth and aspirations. You ...

Trustbusters: Podcast Episode 251 from 2012-10-29T09:00:20

It is almost Halloween, and you know what that means? Podcasts with a vaguely spooky theme, but not really! This podcast is really about board games. If there is anything better than playing a b...

Podcast Episode 250 Live: Podcast Episode 250: Redundant from 2012-10-25T09:00:22

The milestone that is a quarter of a milestone, the Mustache Rangers have reached episode 250 of their celebrated podcast. Enjoy this special episode, recorded live in front of an audience at HU...

Spider Hats: Podcast Episode 249 from 2012-10-15T09:00:54

With our feet stuck well into the muck that is October, it’s only proper to have an arachnid-centric episode. If you live in a place where spiders can’t rot your skin if you’re bit, you have no ...

Get a Bonus: Podcast Episode 248 from 2012-10-08T09:00:37

Temperatures are discussed in this podcast episode. After all, we know what our audience wants. Lots of talk about being too hot or too cold. Afghans aren’t brought up, but they are a great way ...

Beard Patrolmen: Podcast Episode 247 from 2012-09-24T10:00:44

The “gentlemen” from the Shoddy Radio podcast join the Mustache Rangers this week playing the Beard Patrolmen. For those of you who didn’t see the live show the Mustache Rangers did that one tim...

Can’t Imagine: Podcast Episode 246 from 2012-09-17T09:00:35

We know what you’re thinking. Where have you been, Mustache Rangers? But you thought it with a real twinge of attitude, so we won’t answer you. Next time, when you think of something you might p...

Jasmine Memories: Podcast Episode 245 from 2012-08-20T09:00:59

Scents and tastes can strongly evoke memories and emotions. But can a taste take a memory away? Probably not. But that won’t stop the Mustache Rangers from going on and on about it in this podca...

Tell It Again: Podcast Episode 244 from 2012-07-16T09:00:30

Facebook is a giant waste of time, second only to listening to people tell stories you’ve already heard. If there were a way to monetize that, we’d be billionaires by now. But you can’t sell ad ...

Advertise: Podcast Episode 243 from 2012-07-09T09:00:03

It may comes as quite a shock to you that advertisers bend the truth to get their products sold. Or, it may come as no shock at all. We can’t assume to know your educational background. Do you k...

Squeamish: Podcast Episode 242 from 2012-07-02T09:00:34

It’s easy to be squeamish. After all, who knows what the cat dropped into your shoe last night? The Mustache Rangers explore the feeling of squeamishness in this podcast. Have you checked your s...

Remove Pants: Podcast Episode 241 from 2012-06-25T09:00:34

Monica Hamburg of the S&M Rants Podcast joins the Mustache Rangers in this podcast where the freedom of the human form is discovered and uncovered. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of giggling. I mean...

Black Tie: Podcast Episode 240 from 2012-06-18T09:00:48

Black tie events are fun, probably. We’ve never been to one. There are probably a lot of hi-jinks there, mostly involving punch bowls and swimming pools with retractable covers. This podcast fea...

Create Jobs: Podcast Episode 239 from 2012-06-04T09:00:41

Creating jobs isn’t easy, as this week’s podcast will attest. Sure, you could simply copy the jobs that are already there, but that is boring. If you’re doing it right, you need to think of a jo...

Etsy: Podcast Episode 238 from 2012-05-21T09:00:02

You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they...

Last Resort: Podcast Episode 237 from 2012-05-14T09:00:33

We really don’t know why you’re reading this. Podcasts are an audio medium. Just listen to the show already. You know these descriptions never have anything to do with what goes on in the episod...

Snap: Podcast Episode 236 from 2012-04-30T09:00:53

Waiters, take note. You are legally obligated to pee into the soup of anyone who snaps at you. How else will those people ever learn to stop snapping their fingers at people? This is your duty, ...

Brett Favre: Podcast Episode 235 from 2012-04-16T09:00:37

There are certain things that Brett Favre is known for. Throwing a football, for instance. Or wearing rings, as an example. Today’s podcast is about the other thing. You know what we’re talking ...

Assume: Podcast Episode 234 from 2012-04-09T09:00:22

Assumptions are what differentiate man from the beasts. Squirrels assume that tree branch will hold their weight. Humans draw a diagram about why a tree branch can’t hold their weight. Oh humans...

Ranger Normal: Podcast Episode 233 from 2012-04-02T10:00:38

The Mustache Rangers are back, and they’re joined by the crew from the Sex is Fun podcast. So prepare your ears accordingly. Perhaps you are at work. Try not being at work. Okay. At home now? Go...

The Pits: Podcast Episode 232 from 2012-03-05T09:00:42

Nobody likes snakes. Even the dudes who wear snakes as a fashion statement are scared to death of them. They simply think the constant risk of death is worth it if a pretty lady looks their way....

Fear: Podcast Episode 231 from 2012-02-27T09:00:29

Fear. Does it hurt more than it helps? Sandwiches. Have you had more bad sandwiches than good? Chairs. Still trust them? Listen to this week’s Mustache Rangers episode and you may start to quest...

Quest: Podcast Episode 230 from 2012-02-13T19:50:37

Skyrim and Diablo 3 are the games of the hour. In Skyrim and Diablo, you go on quests. In this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast episode, they talk about quests. Does that mean that everyone who p...

Take Liberties: Podcast Episode 229 from 2012-02-06T09:00:49

Everyone tells stories. Even rocks, if you put a robot mouth on them and tell the robot mouth to say approximately what you think a rock would say. It’s mostly “I’m dry” or “I’m wet.” Rocks are ...

The Secondary Objective: Podcast Episode 228 from 2012-01-16T10:00:46

Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret mus...

Take Flight: Podcast Episode 227 from 2012-01-09T09:00:41

The serious topic of body alteration is used for the light fun in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Did you see that guy who put magnets under his skin so he could attach some devil horns? ...

Anti-Comedy: Podcast Episode 226 from 2012-01-02T09:00:34

The Comedy Album and artistic interpretation are the main talking points in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. And the squabbling. There is always a bit of that, isn’t there? You think, over...

Change-Up: Podcast Episode 225 from 2011-12-19T09:00:03

Terrance Day is winter solstice tradition that keeps the Mustache Rangers going. Aside from a genetically altered panda delivering gifts, very little information has come out about the tradition...

Turn Inside Out: Podcast Episode 224 from 2011-12-12T09:00:21

Internal organs, what they can do and what they can’t do, are the pain topics of contention on this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Now, keep in mind, the Mustache Rangers are not doctors. At ...

Weak: Podcast Episode 223 from 2011-12-05T09:00:16

Denim and weakness. What do they have in common? Why would you read the answer in a blog post when you could listen to it in a podcast? Today is your lucky day, because the Mustache Rangers expl...

Interrupted: Podcast Episode 222 from 2011-11-28T09:00:02

We can’t blame you to listening to the Minneapolis St Paul Magazine best podcast of 2011. We would too, if we weren’t living it. In this podcast episode, the Mustache Rangers learn how rude it i...

Get Graphic: Podcast Episode 221 from 2011-11-21T09:00:35

Graphic novels are for everybody. Sure, that what the geek at the store keeps telling you, but that doesn’t make it less true. The Mustache Rangers work on their very own graphic novel in this c...

Watch the Ham: Podcast Episode 220 from 2011-11-14T10:00:31

Podcast podcast blah blah blah ham. Listen. November 16th is Give to the Max day in Minnesota. It’s a day to donate to non-profits and to have your donations matched in different ways. The Musta...

Angry at David Malki: Podcast Episode 219 from 2011-10-31T10:00:51

David Malki, creator of Wondermark and co-editor of the Machine of Death, lends his vocal talents to this Mustache Rangers comedy podcast. If you have been waiting for an episode filled with yel...

Cliche: Podcast Episode 218 from 2011-10-24T10:00:39

A phrase or cliche has a life of its own. Once said, it will either sprout wings and play upon the gentle winds of humanity forever or it will fall to the ground and be crushed like the onion un...

Meet the Apple Sisters: Podcast Episode 217 from 2011-10-17T10:00:27

The Apple Sisters join the Mustache Rangers in this very special podcast episode. What happens while guys who speak in an olde tyme way meet up with gals who speak in an olde tyme way? There’s o...

The Greatest Idea: Podcast Episode 216 from 2011-10-10T10:00:56

Accepting the quirks in people you spend a lot of time with is a must. Unless you are a prison guard. In which case, guard those prisoners! Quit chatting it up with them! They’re trying to get i...

Get a Tan: Podcast Episode 215 from 2011-10-03T10:00:07

Gift giving and receiving. What a mess, right? Well, the Mustache Rangers may have just found the solution to gift giving in this comedy-podcast-adventure-asode.

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Get a Gold Star: Podcast Episode 214 from 2011-09-26T10:00:15

Accolades and recognizing the importance of your employees are the convoluted topics of the day on this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Get your best gal, go out, have a nice dinner, driver he...

Are Vein: Podcast Episode 213 from 2011-09-19T10:00:39

Get rich quick schemes are only good if the schemes are quick. If they are not, then you have yourself a get rich scheme. And if you don’t have the scheme figured out, then you simply get rich. ...

Get Infected with Scott Sigler: Podcast Episode 212 from 2011-09-12T10:00:41

New York Times bestselling author Scott Sigler joins the Mustache Rangers in this week’s virus filled podcast episode. Do not worry. They are not computer viruses. Just the normal horrible kind ...

Yummy Fingers: Podcast Episode 211 from 2011-09-05T10:00:37

Sometimes we just want to be noticed. That’s why city folks wear overalls, after all. It’s the little quirks that make people say “hey, I like/hate that guy/girl.” And really, isn’t that all we ...

Come Up Shorts: Podcast Episode 210 from 2011-08-29T10:00:56

Teamwork are the orders of the day, as the Mustache Rangers imagine how to become the chief celebrities of an alien race, in this comedy podcast episode. The “comedy” stands for “comedic.”

Do Nothing: Podcast Episode 209 from 2011-08-22T10:00:34

What is more useless than doing nothing? That’s right! Talking about doing nothing. Prepare yourself for the most useless podcast episode to ever exist.

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Married?: Podcast Episode 208 from 2011-08-15T10:00:11

Have you ever wondered what When Harry Met Sally would be like if it starred two guys traveling through space? Wonder no longer, as this podcast episode spells it out for you! Enjoy!

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Addicted: Podcast Episode 207 from 2011-08-08T10:00:26

Video games! The kids love them! So do Mustache Rangers! But what will happen when video games come between the Mustache Rangers? Listen to this podcast and find out!

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Link: Podcast Episode 206 from 2011-08-01T10:00:47

Does and don’ts of formal dress are the topic of conversation between the Mustache Rangers for this comedy podcast episode. Enjoy it with someone you want to argue with.

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Abilene Paradox: Podcast Episode 205 from 2011-07-25T10:00:59

If the fate of the world ever hinged on where everybody wanted to eat, we would all be doomed. The Mustache Rangers decide on what to do for dinner in this thrilling podcast adventure! For more ...

Wake Up: Podcast Episode 204 from 2011-07-18T10:00:21

The boundless opportunity of a lazy day is explored by the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. Enjoy it, if you know what is good for you. Or if you mom tells you to.

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Have Two Pages Left: Podcast Episode 203 from 2011-07-11T10:00:21

Famous works of literature and knowing when to be quiet are the focus of this Mustache Rangers comedy podcast. But you already knew that.

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Visit the Capitol With The Wrestling Team: Podcast Episode 202 from 2011-07-04T10:00:43

The comedy and podcast duo Wrestling Team joins the Mustache Rangers as they visit one of Washington, D.C.’s most famous landmarks in this comedy podcast episode.

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Fight Dragons: Podcast Episode 201 from 2011-06-27T10:00:12

The existence and size of dragons are the topic of debate on this Mustache Rangers comedy podcast episode. Share it with someone you love. Especially if you haven’t told them you love them yet. ...

Turn 200: Podcast Episode 200 from 2011-06-20T10:00:46

Lefse is the topic of the hour for the Mustache Ranger’s monumental 200th episode. Listen to it, and then head on over to Guffaw to read an article on the Mustache Rangers. We know you like read...

The Mustache Rangers Build a Fort: Episode 199 from 2011-06-13T10:00:34

Bickering about anything is a talent the Mustache Rangers have in spades. And hearts. This week’s podcast episode provides evidence of that fact. Go ahead! I bet there isn’t one thing you can na...

The Mustache Rangers Play a Game: Episode 198 from 2011-06-06T13:42:42

The Mustache Rangers receive urgent news at the top of this week’s comedy podcast episode. Will the news be treated as urgent? If you’ve listened to even one episode before this one, you know th...

The Mustache Rangers Play God: Episode 197 from 2011-05-30T07:00:22

Nature meets madness in this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Who will prevail? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or you could bribe us and we’ll tell you without having to listen to th...

The Mustache Rangers Expand Their Minds: Episode 196 from 2011-05-23T09:00:44

You may hear people tell you to keep an open mind. If you don’t, you probably don’t have your own opinion about anything. You should form some opinion, so people can tell you to change them. The...

The Mustache Rangers Return: Episode 195 from 2011-05-16T08:00:59

Summer is right around the corner, and that means movies. And movies mean sequels. And sequels mean prequels. And prequels mean the next one will probably be in space. Space! Just like the Musta...

The Mustache Rangers Do Taxes: Episode 194 from 2011-05-09T09:00:40

Topic humor is always a gamble. That’s why the Mustache Rangers are waited a good few weeks before doing their an episode on taxes. There is no time like the present to talk about something in t...

The Mustache Rangers Are Traumatized: Episode 193 from 2011-05-02T10:00:53

Finally, the Mustache Rangers have grasped control of the podcast away from Computer. Open your ears and receive the amazing deep space conversation that has no rising action or consequences. An...

Computer is Motivational from 2011-04-25T08:00:08

Once again, Computer has taken over the Mustache Rangers podcast. Today, Computer tries his hand at being motivational. Or, not hand. What do computers have instead of hands? Data? Anyway. If yo...

Computer Makes a Call from 2011-04-18T10:00:53

Computer got the password to something or other and now he’s putting up his own podcast. Sorry, folks. Nothing we can do about it. We’ll try threatening with a hammer some more. Might as well li...

The Mustache Rangers Stay Weird: Episode 192 from 2011-04-11T09:00:58

If this is your first time listening to the Mustache Rangers, how about you stop, take a breath, and pick a different episode. Because, honestly, this one is pretty weird. Now, let us all say gr...

The Mustache Rangers and Words: Episode 191 from 2011-04-04T10:00:23

The Mustache Rangers have worked up the courage to make another podcast for you this week. The looked deep inside themselves, combated the lazy demons of laziness, and produced this audio entert...

The Mustache Rangers Are Just: Episode 190 from 2011-03-28T09:00:04

It must be really tough to be a judge. Your eyebrows must get tired as heck from frowning all the time. The Mustache Rangers have a comedy podcast for you this week. Enjoy it. Maybe while eating...

The Mustache Rangers Take the Bus: Episode 189 from 2011-03-21T09:00:44

What do you think happens to buses after the drivers go home? There should probably be a computer animated movie about that. Somebody get on it. The Mustache Rangers have another podcast for you...

The Mustache Rangers Talk Books: Episode 188 from 2011-03-14T09:00:08

Quit reading this and listen to the podcast. It’s about 7 minutes long this week. Don’t tell me you don’t have 7 minutes. Eat your sandwich real quick and then listen while it’s digesting. Jeez,...

The Mustache Rangers Do It For Stuff And Giggles: Episode 187 from 2011-03-07T09:00:30

When in polite company, it is ideal to say “shut the front door” and “it’s not of your GD business” instead of their dirtier cousins, the swears. In non-polite company (burlesque dancers and poo...

The Mustache Rangers Let the Bodies Hit: Episode 186 from 2011-02-28T09:00:43

Did the Oscars make you sad? If you said “yes” and you weren’t nominated for an Oscar, you should find a hobby. There are all sorts of models of planes in model stores that are waiting for a nic...

The Mustache Rangers Solve a Logic Problem: Episode 185 from 2011-02-21T09:00:22

Why not celebrate the day of Presidents by buying a used car and listening to the Mustache Rangers in your used car. The podcast will make the smell a little less noticeable.

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The Mustache Rangers Use Their Brains: Episode 184 from 2011-02-14T09:00:08

It is Valentine’s Day today. That means nothing in space. Just like on Earth. See? We are not so different. The Mustache Rangers explore their brains in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy its wo...

Try to Help: Podcast Episode 183 from 2011-02-07T09:00:52

It has come to our attention that sports events are happening all the time. While you’re sleeping. While you’re reading. While you’re washing the dishes. Someone will be playing sports. Of cours...

The Mustache Rangers Are Ironic: Episode 182 from 2011-01-31T09:00:16

When was the last time you had dim sum? Some of that would hit the spot right about now. Sticky pork buns? That would hit the spot. The Mustache Rangers talk about teeth on this week’s podcast a...

The Mustache Rangers Consider a Sequel: Episode 181 from 2011-01-24T09:00

The Mustache Rangers wanted to start out the new year by destroying their resolution of never missing a podcast. Now we can move forward, live civilized human beings that are not held to the sta...

The Mustache Rangers Talk Art Again: Episode 180 from 2010-12-20T09:00:57

After flying through space for hundreds of years, you start coming upon the same topics again and again. Really, there are only a limited number of things to chat about. Most of them involve ice...

The Mustache Rangers Read Comics: Episode 179 from 2010-12-13T09:00:11

It’s hard to get a parking ticket in space. You need to be really neglectful. I mean, there’s open space all over. Just drive around for 5 more minutes and you’ll find a legal spot. The Mustache...

The Mustache Rangers Craft a Plan: Episode 178 from 2010-12-06T09:00:41

Here is the thing about plans. They take work. And a lot of work at that. At least, if you want a well crafted plan. If you want to half-ass it, you might as well not plan at all. No use putting...

The Mustache Rangers Burn It Down: Episode 177 from 2010-11-29T09:00:57

Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers miss a week of duty. Usually it is because they are out of radio contact. And even if it isn’t, it’s a pretty good blanket excuse. Plus there is a check box on th...

The Mustache Rangers Make Some Doe: Episode 176 from 2010-11-15T09:00:41

There isn’t a lot of roadkill in space. In fact, all road kill in space is killed on a planet and then shot into space. It stinks less up there. The Mustache Rangers figure some things out in th...

Discover: Podcast Episode 175 from 2010-11-08T09:00:11

No matter how long you’ve known somebody, there is always something new to learn about them. It gets really annoying. How many layers do you need to have? You like eggs and hate Westerns. That s...

The Mustache Rangers Learn From Books: Episode 174 from 2010-11-01T09:00:09

Words aren’t just for looking at. Sometimes, they mean something. Bibliophiles beware of this week’s podcast episode.

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The Mustache Rangers Get Better: Episode 173 from 2010-10-25T09:00:29

Don’t eat food that you leave in your warm space ship for too long. That is all. The Mustache Rangers deal with their minds in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it all.

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The Mustache Rangers Get It Together: Episode 172 from 2010-10-11T09:00:22

They is a phrase in fashion that you may not be familiar with. It’s called “size.” All clothes may look the same, but they actually come in different “sizes.” Pants should be worn around the wai...

The Mustache Rangers Lock it Down: Episode 171 from 2010-10-04T09:00:15

You never want to appear too eager. That’s right. I’m talking to you, Mr(s). Eager. Put down that list of debatably exciting activities and take a load off. You deserve it. That’s the lie you ca...

The Mustache Rangers Aren’t Racist: Episode 170 from 2010-09-27T09:00:15

Even if you hate politics and think that for vote doesn’t matter and don’t agree with either party and live in a shack in the woods and have some sort of death pact with your common law wife and...

The Mustache Rangers Have a Sit Down: Episode 169 from 2010-09-20T09:00:40

When you say “it takes all kinds” you actually mean “what a weirdo.” Say what you mean next time, instead of sugar coating like the apples you’ll soon be enjoying after the cool on the wax paper...

Clown Around: Podcast Episode 168 from 2010-09-06T09:00:12

Is there anything in the world scarier than a clown? Yes. Does that make you feel any better? No. The Mustache Rangers sift through this clown business in this podcast episode. Enjoy it alone. Listen

The Mustache Rangers Band Together: Episode 167 from 2010-08-30T09:00:20

Wishing someone a happy birthday is an odd thing to do, considering you’re not the one blowing out the candles. The Mustache Rangers discuss band in this week’s podcast episode. Bring it to life...

The Mustache Rangers See in 3D: Episode 166 from 2010-08-23T13:49:49

The 3D craze is upon us. A 3D piranha is no longer something to be feared. It is something to be embarrassed. Unless you are a cow. Cows and piranhas in 3D will never get along. The Mustache Ran...

The Mustache Rangers Learn French: Episode 165 from 2010-08-16T09:00:58

Most people say “learning another language is useless.” At least, that’s what this straw man tells us. We never should have wished him alive. The Mustache Rangers learn to speak French in this w...

The Mustache Rangers Enjoy Capitalism: Episode 164 from 2010-08-09T09:00:23

What’s not to enjoy about capitalism? The beginning of a sentence, a name, the possibilities are endless! The Mustache Rangers explore economics in this week’s comedy podcast episode full of com...

The Mustache Rangers Kick! Punch! It’s All in the Mind!: Episode 163 from 2010-08-02T10:00:57

Have you ever had a sudden realization blow your mind? Like that an inchworm is a freakin’ caterpillar and turns into a moth? Duh, of course! We’re so stupid! This week’s comedy podcast episode ...

The Mustache Rangers Play a Role: Episode 162 from 2010-07-26T09:00:23

We imagine there are a lot of nerds on internet. If there are a lot of nerds on internet, then this internet this is for them. And also not nerds. But, really, you’re only fooling yourself. This...

The Mustache Ranger Jump the Shark: Episode 161 from 2010-07-19T09:00:05

Some people think sharks are bad. These are all people. All people think sharks are bad. Some people are fooling themselves. The Mustache Rangers deal with sharks in the least interesting way in...

The Mustache Rangers Are Inside The Ship: Episode 160 from 2010-07-12T09:00:11

Why are 150 episodes a landmark, but 160 episodes aren’t? Why do only quarters and halves of 100s matter? Who decided this? We bet it was the Greeks. Those guys are always causing trouble with t...

The Mustache Rangers Lay It Down: Episode 159 from 2010-07-05T09:00:52

What would we do without blue collars? We’d all have dress shirts like people from the 80s, and that would not be very cool of us. The Mustache Rangers talk day laborers in this week’s podcast e...

The Mustache Rangers Calculate: Episode 158 from 2010-06-28T09:00:16

Math guides the universe. If someone says “I’d like to fly,” there universe will say “look at math” and they will know that they can not fly. Then the universe will go on, like, “birds have holl...

The Mustache Rangers Talk Oil: Episode 157 from 2010-06-21T09:00

There has been a lot of talk about oil recently. Of course the Mustache Rangers want in on that action. Talking heads are paid pretty well, from what little we understand. Listen and enjoy this ...

The Mustache Rangers Equip: Episode 156 from 2010-06-14T08:00:44

If there were a world championship for stalling, the Mustache Rangers would win it. Too bad there is only a universe wide championship for stalling. It’s called the Uni-N-Stall. Dark matter wins...

The Mustache Rangers Play the Game of Life: Episode 155 from 2010-06-07T08:00:42

If life is truly a game, then it is longer and more boring than Monopoly. Tell your sisters they should give up already, because you want to go to bed. It’s getting absurd. Honestly, everyone ha...

The Mustache Rangers Use the Yellow Pages: Episode 154 from 2010-05-24T08:00:58

Just a reminder, there are outtakes at the end of most Mustache Rangers episodes. This week’s episode has a particularly long one. Enjoy the podcast now!

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The Mustache Rangers Are Crude: Episode 153 from 2010-05-17T08:00:15

The Mustache Rangers get pretty crude in this week’s podcast. So, you know, better put on your excitement-resistant pants.

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The Mustache Rangers Hate Kids: Episode 152 from 2010-05-03T08:00:27

Who doesn’t hate children? Even children hate children. Speaking of children, the Mustache Rangers get a call from Jack Harty of the famous Harty Boys in this week’s podcast. You may have heard ...

The Mustache Rangers Come Up: Episode 151 from 2010-04-26T08:00:43

Sometimes, after a few cold ones, you might get to thinking that a stylish goatee would really compliment your mustache. That’s when you need to call the Mustache Rangers hotline at 612-234-3456...

The Mustache Rangers Turn 150: Episode 150 from 2010-04-19T08:00:19

It may surprise you that there are 150 episodes of the Mustache Rangers podcast available for your listening pleasure. It may also surprise you that air is necessary for your survival. If both o...

The Mustache Rangers Steal: Episode 149 from 2010-04-12T08:00:17

The Mustache Rangers apologize for the lack of an episode last week. It’s easy to blame Computer, but it was totally the fault of Computer. We were all, like, “Record audio,” and Computer was al...

The Mustache Rangers and the Beetrothed: Episode 148 from 2010-03-29T08:00:58

Just another podcast episode where the guys are floating around in their spaceshi….holy crap! They aren’t on the spaceship today? Well butter my bottom and call me Jessica Tandy’s friend Margret...

The Mustache Rangers Run Away: Episode 147 from 2010-03-22T08:00:08

Sometime the best thing you can do with your problems is to run away from them. Do you believe that? You shouldn’t. You need to break the legs of your problems first, and then run away from them...

The Mustache Rangers Pool: Episode 146 from 2010-03-15T08:00:42

Does anyone else skip 45 seconds into the Mustache Rangers podcast whenever they listen to it? Because we certainly do. The Mustache Rangers argue a bit in this week’s podcast episode. That is c...

Phooneyboom: Podcast Episode 145 from 2010-03-08T08:00:54

The Mustache Rangers know you better than you know yourself. For example, you hate sweet pickles and black licorice. And if you do say you like those things, you are not only fooling yourself bu...

The Mustache Rangers Ship: Episode 144 from 2010-03-01T09:00:08

It’s another adventure. What do you want from us?

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Truck: Podcast Episode 143 from 2010-02-22T09:00:53

The open road calls to many a young fool. The old fools do not exist because they exist as young dead fools rolled into a ditch by some murderous stranger. Stay in your basements, friends. It is...

The Mustache Rangers Write a Zine: Episode 142 from 2010-02-15T09:00:51

Some people think the future will be free of paper. The truth is, there will be more paper than you can image. For example, try imagining some paper. Are you doing it? Okay, it’s more than that....

Distracted: Podcast Episode 141 from 2010-02-08T12:01:04

Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers podcast is…hey! What’s that?

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The Mustache Rangers Are Audited: Episode 140 from 2010-02-01T09:00:57

Monies make the world and universe a very complex place to live. If atoms didn’t make up money, they would have no idea what to make of money. I think that was perfectly clear. Don’t ask any que...

Tie: Podcast Episode 139 from 2010-01-18T09:00:28

All problems can be solved by talking about them. The winner talks the loudest and occasionally waves their hands. Use this trick in your next job negotiation. You will be respected. The Mustach...

The Mustache Rangers and the Fountain of Youth: Episode 138 from 2010-01-04T09:00:30

They say youth is wasted on the young, but oldness is wasted on the old. An excuse not to remember people’s names would come in very handy. The Mustache Rangers for a direction for their life in...

The Mustache Rangers Have a Hotline: Episode 137 from 2009-12-28T09:00:08

Sometimes, it is not easy to decide what to do. Choices are telling, and making a choice tells your enemies something about you. If you really must make a choice, agree on a code that you and th...

The Mustache Rangers Give Gifts: Episode 136 from 2009-12-21T09:00:06

Mustache Rangers Central Command would like to wish you and your acquaintances a hairy Terrance Day. The traditions of Terrance Day continues in this week’s podcast episode, but you can listen t...

The Mustache Rangers Get Down With the Sickness: Episode 135 from 2009-12-14T09:00:01

Winter has arrived in space, and along with the chilly winter space breeze comes the flu. Just the regular flu. Space flu is something different all together. It is something transmitted when yo...

The Mustache Rangers Write: Episode 134 from 2009-11-30T09:00:59

Hollywood has run out of ideas. This is the truth with the temperature of a cold stone. So where does one go when the fountain ideas has run dry? Space. Leprechauns do it. People named Jason do ...

The Mustache Rangers Meet: Episode 133 from 2009-11-23T09:00:59

It may seem like last week just ended, but it is time for a new one. Butter up those “new week” smiles with a healthy helping of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It’ll help Thanksgiving go down eas...

Search For Treasure With Superego: Podcast Episode 132 from 2009-11-16T09:00:07

The Mustache Rangers are joined this week by Dr. Jeremy Carter, PhD and Dr. Matt Gourley, PyT of the Superego podcast. If you don’t go to GoSuperego.com and listen to their excellent work, you’r...

The Mustache Rangers Hold Hands: Episode 131 from 2009-11-09T09:00:06

Human contact can be overrated and underrated. Sure, hugging is great. But punches aren’t. And those are almost the same thing. It is okay to be confused by this. You might want to read a book o...

The Mustache Rangers Have a Session: Episode 130 from 2009-10-26T09:00:33

Imagine the Mustache Rangers are using their socks as puppets while recording this week’s podcast episode, because that is how it happened. It is not an excuse, because there is nothing needing ...

The Mustache Rangers Cut and Run: Episode 129 from 2009-10-19T09:00:26

Most ulcers are caused by other people. Unless you live in a shack in the woods. Then your ulcer is caused by wind and wolves. You should have that looked at. The Mustache Rangers deal with soci...

The Mustache Rangers Advise: Episode 128 from 2009-10-12T09:00:20

Everyone is stupid sometimes and can’t make a decision on their own. They need someone to help. Someone to share the blame if things don’t go according to plan. Newspaper columnists have had a p...

The Mustache Rangers Refresh: Episode 127 from 2009-10-05T09:00:53

People would like to tell you that soap can refresh you, but they are wrong. Do not pay them any attention. You should be washing yourselves in sugary drinks. Your skin will thank you. This week...

The Mustache Rangers Talk Sports: Episode 126 from 2009-09-28T09:00:55

The American has always loved sports, be it shooting Redcoats or hoops. And what happens when the American runs out of sports? The crafty American makes new sports. Arena football is truly Ameri...

The Mustache Rangers Pet: Episode 125 from 2009-09-21T09:00:21

Space can get lonely, even if you have a traveling companion floating along next to you. Don’t be afraid to discuss your loneliness with companion, as a long and boring discussion about your nee...

The Mustache Rangers Chairy Pick: Episode 124 from 2009-09-14T09:00:45

It is not uncommon for someone to grow bored with their surroundings. If they are not terribly meek, then they may explore things beyond their comfort zone. And this is how people came to eat ta...

Finish a Story: Podcast Episode 123 from 2009-09-07T09:00:25

It is a long held belief that model rockets are cool. The fact is, they are not cool in the slightest. No matter how “rad” or “sweet” the decals stuck on the rocket are. The rocket will, in the ...

The Mustache Rangers Answer to Someone: Episode 122 from 2009-08-31T09:00:42

As you know by now, the Mustache Rangers stopped by the CONvergence Sci-Fi and Fantasy convention to bring stories of their conquests to the little people. In this week’s podcast episode, they t...

The Mustache Rangers and the Moon Base: Episode 121 from 2009-08-24T09:00:57

The easiest way is rarely the most fulfilling way to do something. But it is the easiest way to do things. The eternal struggle between laziness and enjoyment is eternal for a reason. Because pe...

Read Reviews: Podcast Episode 120 from 2009-08-17T09:00:53

The on line can be a place of confusion. Anyone can say anything, if they have purchased a government licensed SAnything Pass. And, really, who has the money to pay to say anything? The SSomethi...

The Mustache Rangers at CONvergence: Episode 119 from 2009-08-10T09:00:41

The Mustache Rangers performed live for the riveted crowd at this year’s CONvergence. And now, you can be riveted too. Enjoy the longest Mustache Rangers podcast yet.

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The Mustache Rangers Track Back: Episode 118 from 2009-08-03T09:00:41

Is there anything more annoying than having to go over the same ground you have already gone over? Yes, there is. But back tracking is definitely pretty annoying. Just because it isn’t the most ...

The Mustache Rangers Plan It: Episode 117 from 2009-07-27T09:00:38

When you are asked to view a police line up, always make to finger the wrong perp. If the person who wronged you is sent to prison, there is no way to leave flaming bags on their doorsteps or se...

The Mustache Rangers Shave: Episode 116 from 2009-07-20T09:00:57

If something makes you hungrier than the pursuit of justice, then you need to check the order of your “pursuit list.” If you have it in some sort of computerized spreadsheet, it should be fairly...

The Mustache Rangers Find Time for Time: Episode 115 from 2009-07-13T08:00:03

Time is a big bully who steals everything. There isn’t one thing you can name that he or she will not take for itself. After you make peace with that, he or she is really cool to hang out with a...

The Mustache Rangers Breathe In: Episode 114 from 2009-07-06T09:00:21

There are a lot of smells in the world. And if you combine two smells, you get a new smell. So it would be very practical of you to say there are an infinite number of smells in the world. Becau...

Are Dead Question Mark With Kevin Murphy: Podcast Episode 113 from 2009-06-29T09:00:44

The Mustache Rangers are joined by another special guest this week. Who may that guest be? Or is it “whom?” Whatever the word, the guest doesn’t change. Kevin Murphy, of Mystery Science Theater ...

The Mustache Rangers Burp: Episode 112 from 2009-06-22T09:00:50

It is a little known fact that everybody burps. If you have never heard someone burp, chances are they actually disguised it as talking. Listen closely the next time you have a conversation with...

The Mustache Rangers Correct: Episode 111 from 2009-06-15T09:00:17

The spine is a mystery. It isn’t, really. But it can certainly be a sticky wicket at times. It is inside the body, which is the first problem. Fixing the spine isn’t like getting an eyelash out ...

The Mustache Rangers Deal With Ricky: Episode 110 from 2009-06-08T09:00:04

It’s that time of the week again. Time for another guest on the Mustache Rangers podcast. This week, solo musician and member of the The Glad Version, Adam Svec lends his leading vocals to the M...

The Mustache Rangers Skip: Episode 109 from 2009-06-01T09:00:48

Many people look back on their childhood with tinted memories. The truth is, you were probably a really stupid child. Most people are, except for the freakishly smart ones. And they have to deal...

The Mustache Rangers Could Not Try Harder: Episode 108 from 2009-05-25T09:00:22

It is a special day for the Mustache Rangers podcast, because we have the first of many special guests contributing their golden vocal chords for our use. And we are not stealing their vocal cho...

The Mustache Rangers Sow: Episode 107 from 2009-05-18T08:00:11

Sowing and sewing can be confusing to school children. This is odd, considering that they are doing both almost constantly. The only solution is flashcards. Remember to look up the definitions i...

The Mustache Rangers Get Judged: Episode 106 from 2009-05-11T08:00:11

It is difficult to judge anything or anyone without being hypocritical. It is best to say “now I know I’m no saint” before passing judgment, before people can accuse you of not being a saint. Yo...

The Mustache Rangers Are Quiet: Episode 105 from 2009-05-04T08:00:33

There is a secret to being quiet. It’s called shutting your yapper. Also, you might want to turn off Twitter. This week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers gives you no tips on anything. Enjoy tha...

The Mustache Rangers Smile: Episode 104 from 2009-04-27T08:00:39

It is spring time in space, and that means allergy time. Not many people know the nebula are actually black hole sneezes. Space pollen is a hell of a thing. The Mustache Rangers smile in this we...

The Mustache Rangers Train: Episode 103 from 2009-04-20T08:00:49

Training is important. But more important than training is instinct. In your next job interview, inform the interviewer that you, the interviewee, have the instinct needed for the job. If they s...

The Mustache Rangers Wing It: Episode 102 from 2009-04-13T08:00:48

Who decides if something is a metaphor? English teachers. If it were not for them, you wouldn’t need to know how to pretend to see something in nothing. Does this week’s episode of the Mustache ...

The Mustache Rangers Party: Episode 101 from 2009-04-06T08:36:22

After 100 perfect and unarguably consistent episodes, it is time for the Mustache Rangers to let loose and party! Join them for this week’s 101st perfect podcast. And do not forget the items you...

The Mustache Rangers Turn 100: Episode 100 from 2009-03-30T08:00:44

It is finally here! Over two years of podcast production have brought us to episode 100 of the Mustache Rangers. This is a special double length episode that was recorded live at the Mix Tape Co...

The Mustache Rangers Make Art: Episode 99 from 2009-03-23T08:00:52

Many things are in the eye of the beholder. Like that eyelash that is turning the eye slowly red and swollen. And that guy has the nerve to comment critically about your hair cut? Maybe he shoul...

The Mustache Rangers Dull Fins: Episode 98 from 2009-03-16T08:00:35

The general population tends to forget that humans are animals. The general population also tends to complain about climbing stairs. It is with these two facts that we assume the general populat...

The Mustache Rangers Box: Episode 97 from 2009-03-09T08:00:13

Pugilism is a hobby you must consider the hidden costs of before partaking in. For example, those bandages are not free gifts. And water sponges to not buy themselves. You have been warned. The ...

The Mustache Rangers Talk Quiche: Episode 96 from 2009-03-02T08:00:57

To make an omelet, you have to break some eggs. This phrase only helps those who are concerned with the maintenance of shells. At least, that is the only conclusion we can come up with. Why else...

The Mustache Rangers Get the Royal Treatment: Episode 95 from 2009-02-23T09:00:40

The Mustache Rangers are fast approaching their 100th podcast episode, which will be recorded in front of a live audience this Friday. If you would like to connect rings of colored construction ...

Mustache Rangers Episode 100 Announcement from 2009-02-16T09:00:44

The Mustache Rangers will be recording episode 100 of their podcast in front of a live audience! This very special event will take place on February 27th, 2009 at the Mix Tape Comedy show being ...

The Mustache Rangers Clip It: Episode 94 from 2009-02-09T10:00:25

Enjoy this week’s new Mustache Rangers episode about freshness, and stay tuned for new on the Mustache Rangers performing live this week.

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The Mustache Rangers Exchange Fluids: Episode 93 from 2009-02-02T09:00:12

It has come to our attention that there is little attention paid to the written word. The ears are the doors to the future of information gathering. Make sure to swab daily. The Mustache Rangers...

The Mustache Rangers Care For Children: Episode 92 from 2009-01-26T09:00:43

The Mustache Ranges grow tired of your need for the written word. Does a piece of audio really need to be accompanied by unrelated words? In this week’s free comedy podcast, the Mustache Rangers...

The Mustache Rangers Sell: Episode 91 from 2009-01-19T09:00:51

We know your kind. You are the kind of person who owns a mirror they purchased at a garage sale. Not only that, you have yet to take the price tag off the four year old purchase. Why do you cont...

The Mustache Rangers Succeed: Episode 90 from 2009-01-12T08:00

Success is nice to see, on occasion. It would be nice to see Tom catch Jerry it some point. And Heckle and Jeckle would have been thrilled to get some corn. Sometimes, seeing people or animated ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 89 from 2009-01-05T09:00:48

It has come to our attention, via our own observation, that this area provides little to no information about the podcast episode for which it is attached. Let us see if that can not be remedied...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 88 from 2008-12-29T09:00:07

We hope that your Terrance Day went well, and that you have purchased the correct amount of calendars for the coming year. We also hope you dream of things that aren’t monsters, because those th...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 87 from 2008-12-22T09:00:13

The Mustache Rangers are back in action, with the help of their helpful fans. That means it is time for a new episode, just in time for the holiday season! It’s like a present! A free present th...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 86 from 2008-11-17T10:00:49

Let us lay it on the line. The Mustache Rangers are loved by all. As long as we can agree to that, we will be fine. All other conversation is simply warm sound, after that argument has been put ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 85 from 2008-11-10T10:00:51

It is Monday. You know the routine. Read these words, that have nothing to do with this week’s podcast, and then listen to the podcast. Or don’t read these words at all. It matters not.

Th...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 84 from 2008-11-03T10:00:13

Some things are difficult to believe. For example, jelly is made not of fruit but of tree bark. Training wheels only line the pockets of training wheel producing companies. Night time is when th...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 83 from 2008-10-27T09:00:10

Good times are not meant to be had. They are to be taken. You can not simply wait for them to happen, or expect that you deserve them. Real men make their own good times. Women probably do this ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 82 from 2008-10-13T10:00:52

The Mustache Rangers were on one of their many missions last week. Sometimes, duty gets in the way of updating podcasts. But rest assured, the podcast was not late due to hate. There was not hat...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 81 from 2008-09-29T09:00:10

Every single moment has the possibility of greatness. Instead of sitting there, doing nothing, you could punch the fella next to you. Odds are, they are asking for it. But be quick. Odds also sh...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 80 from 2008-09-21T14:52:54

Death is never an easy topic of conversation. Unless it is in referring to a squirrel. “Did that squirrel just die,” Benefred Pasterborf would ask. “It certainly did,” Tranzer Fadingtoncon would...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 79 from 2008-09-15T09:00:52

Rock formations are boring. They are only slightly interesting if they look like something that is not a rock. But still, it’s just a rock that looks like something. Why not look at that thing? ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 78 from 2008-09-08T09:00:11

There is little in life more important than a favorite outfit. Scraps of colored cloth can make you feel invincible against the daily tragedy that is life. That statement also leaves out the imm...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 77 from 2008-09-01T09:00:04

Sometimes the simplest answer is not always the best. For example, if a friend of yours owns something that you would like and you think they don’t deserve, don’t blow it up. That would be the e...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 76 from 2008-08-25T09:00:29

The market can be a very confusing place. People are yelling. Monies are exchanging hands. Sometimes there are open mouth kisses. It is a sea limbs, one can get lost. It is good to be tethered a...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 75 from 2008-08-18T09:00:03

The dust has settled, and the Mustache Rangers are back. Rest assured, adventures were being had during the entire absence. There were some incredible happenings. It is a shame you missed them. ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 74 from 2008-07-28T10:00:12

The world is a terrible place and we are all cursed. If you found yourself nodding to the previous sentence, you have failed the test. You can take it over as many times as you would like. We un...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 73 from 2008-07-21T10:00:07

The only thing quieter than a rock sitting all by itself is mime pretending to be a rock sitting all by itself. And we’re talking about a professional mime here. Not your weekend birthday party ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 72 from 2008-07-14T07:00:58

Every once in a blue moon (when the Lords of America decide to paint the moon, generally once ever decade), you get a really good hamburger. And it kind of makes you wonder why you’ve been eatin...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 71 from 2008-07-07T10:00:33

If space were not nothing, it would be totally in your face. It would, for example, be all, like, what is up? It would be quite overwhelming, if it weren’t such a massive amount of emptiness. Gi...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 70 from 2008-06-30T10:00:42

After achieving everything they wanted to do on Earth at the Twin Cities Improv Festival, the Mustache Rangers have once again left fertile ground for the thankless embrace of space. There is no...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 69 from 2008-06-23T10:00:45

Get your giggling out of your lungs, because the sixty-ninth episode of the Mustache Rangers is here for our mutual pleasure. If you enjoy the running of marathons, or hate them, or feel no way ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 68 from 2008-06-16T10:00:24

As mentioned in the podcast for today, the Mustache Rangers would like your help to spread their words. Today, you can do three things. Tell 5 people about the Mustache Rangers. Digg the Mustach...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 67 from 2008-06-09T10:00:33

There is a fine line between a point and a line. Now you know geometry. Congratulations. The Mustache Rangers have their many hands full into this week’s interpod netcast podcast. Enjoy with you...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 66 from 2008-06-02T10:00:44

The people of Earth take the changing of days for granted. They give little to no time considering how the other half live. The space half. Flying from galaxy to galaxy with useless sundials. It...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 65 from 2008-05-19T10:00:23

Danger seems to be the middle name of many a person. The people who claim this tend to spend most of their free time staring at a screen with moving or static pictures. The middle name is wasted...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 64 from 2008-05-12T10:00:28

One thing is always relative to another, unless you are referring to Uncle Stan. Uncle Stan is not really your uncle, nor is he made up of matter like you or I. Remember that the next time he tr...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 63 from 2008-05-05T10:00:05

If you have never heard of an iceberg before, let us explain it for you. It is a smallish sort of town made completely of ice. Commerce flows normally, just slower. The Mustache Rangers deal sli...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 62 from 2008-04-28T10:00:23

Nicknames are for the strong and the weak alike. However, nicknames serve different purposes for these two groups. Just keep this truth in mind. The strong hand out all nicknames, and the strong...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 61 from 2008-04-21T10:00:48

After a week of trying to put a squarish toy square into a roundish toy circle hole, the adventures of the Mustache Rangers are back. In a rare continuation, they continue to continue their stor...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 60 from 2008-04-07T10:00:24

There is cult on a distant planet that does not believe in tiptoeing. That may not be a harsh enough way to describe their belief. It is not as if they think tiptoeing exists but they have no fa...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 59 from 2008-03-31T10:00:03

We live in a complicated and ever changing world. Galaxies, on the other hand, are constant and never change. You may think they collide and rip each other to pieces, but that thinking would be ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 58 from 2008-03-24T10:00:19

There are an amazing variety of terrible moving pictures produced in our modern times. Sometimes it would be easier to close your eyes and let the all consuming darkness take you away. But some ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 57 from 2008-03-17T10:00:11

The Mustache Rangers have found away into the heart of a small boy. This small boy had no say in the matter. In fact, the small boy doesn’t even exist. He is simply a boy who now lives only in y...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 56 from 2008-03-10T10:00:16

Our books of ancient history describe a moving picture presentation by the name of Mr. Destiny. Copies of this presentation on entertainment disc no longer exist. We, the people of the present, ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 55 from 2008-03-03T10:00:27

The great beyond may not be all that great. Or, now that we’ve had a chance to think it over, all that beyond. Thank goodness there are those out there who will pretend to communicate with your ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 54 from 2008-02-25T10:00:24

Thinking leads to trouble, and no good comes of it. When you think you might be having a thought, simply turn to one of the government’s many regulation entertainment programs. For instance, the...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 53 from 2008-02-18T10:00:35

It is the charge of every Earth-liver to consume. Food, plastics, and oxygen are ripe for the literal and non-literal digestion. Shoes, however, are a different sort of beast. Neither plastic no...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 52 from 2008-02-11T10:00:14

It has come to our attention that the span of attention that most people can hold is less than ten seconds. Luckily for these individuals, the Short Attention Span Termination Squad also had a s...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 51 from 2008-02-04T10:00:54

Another Monday has arrived. Do not expect a fanfare for a Monday. It is comparable to another Meredith or Beatrice arriving at your party. The come along with regularity, and generally bring sto...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 50 from 2008-01-28T10:00:32

The Mustache Rangers have reached the arbitrary 50 episode mark! What better way to celebrate than with your families? You should head home right now and take care of the celebration. This is a ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 49 from 2008-01-21T10:00:41

The Mustache Rangers have left Earth again, for the good of the Earth. As you’re sure to know, only 100 people are allowed on the Earth at a time. If 101 people were allowed on to the Earth, eve...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 48 from 2008-01-14T10:00:07

It may physically harm you to realize this, but the Earth is not flat. It’s okay, relax. We have given you a informational punch to the stomach. The Earth is actually shaped more like a ribbon. ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 47 from 2008-01-07T10:00:08

A deep that has begun in space. Things are warming up nicely, and the wildlife has come out to greet explorers of all kinds. Don’t be a stranger to the wildlife. It tastes great. The Mustache Ra...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 46 from 2007-12-31T10:00:17

Desperate times call for not so desperate measures. Today’s hilarious interpod netcast is trying to part you with your hard earned monies. But the benefits are great. The specific benefits are a...

Celebrate Terrance Day, The Mustache Rangers: Episode 45 from 2007-12-24T10:00:05

If you extend a season’s greetings to somebody in the middle of summer, you will be pummeled for being odd and out of place. This generic term is to be used in the middle of winter, and that is ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 44 from 2007-12-17T10:00:35

There is a craft to almost anything, aside from crafts. Crafts, as items, have very little, if any, craft work done to them. Putting eyes onto this without eyes may be hilarious, but it is not a...

The Mustache Rangers PSA: Social Security from 2007-12-12T10:00:11

While not necessarily inevitable, the Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt is as much a reality as diapers that can be pulled upwards are. Doc Johnson was feeling generous, for once, and is al...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 43 from 2007-12-10T10:00:59

In these modern times, where the power of steam can be used to power your page turning machine, some people still believe in the power of people. This belief is misplaced. Machines powered by wa...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 42 from 2007-11-26T10:00:35

Music is an enormous part of life. Unless you a deaf. And even then, you can hold a balloon with the bass turned up really loudly. So if music is such a big part of life, it must be a big part o...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 41 from 2007-11-19T10:00:38

It has come to our attention that space is mostly empty. This is confusing, as there is all sorts of junk here. Planets and animals and the like. Plants are not allowed in space. This is cosmic ...

The Mustache Rangers PSA: Floss from 2007-11-16T10:00:49

Children should regularly put ropes into their mouths! Also, you should see the Mustache Rangers live on November 18th at Improv a Go-Go. The cost to you is only 1(one) dollar! Can you imagine t...

The Mustache Rangers PSA: Itches from 2007-11-14T10:00:06

Do you ever itch really bad? Did you wish there was a solution? Well, now there is. Listen to the information in today’s audio to learn how you can fight back! Also, you should see the Mustache ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 40 from 2007-11-12T10:00:48

You must take the good with the bad. This is a fact. No matter how much bad you take, you will be forced to take good. Due to this fact, there is always a little good in everybody. Except for al...

The Mustache Rangers PSA: Insects from 2007-11-08T13:28:39

Like all good children, you should learn the dangerous of insects and how to deal with them. Also, like all good children, you should see the Mustache Rangers live on November 18th at Improv a G...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 39 from 2007-11-05T10:00:12

In this part of town, meaning in this part of the universe, the word “hero” is tossed around like a three speed bike in bull ring full of apes. How did the apes get into a bull ring and why do t...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 38 from 2007-10-29T10:04:16

Is it not of humor that fall is a season as well as a verb word? Relate this to your relatives for looks of praise and delight. You may say that you came up with that tidbit by yourself. It is a...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 37 from 2007-10-22T10:00:32

It has come to the attention of Mustache Rangers Central Command that small dogs are all of the rage in this day of ages. Please understand that must halt any and all of this rage as soon as pos...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 36 from 2007-10-15T10:00:21

It is a well believed fact that “frat” is short for “fraternity.” Perhaps we are missing the bigger picture. Is there a much longer word out there that “fraternity” is short for? And if so, is t...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 35 from 2007-10-08T10:00:19

A bag of air should contain only air. Dead rats and fleas should be taken out at the processing plant. It make a relaxing breathing experience very unreasonable. The Mustache Rangers get stuck i...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 34 from 2007-10-01T10:00:04

There are many types of love in the galaxy. The love between dirt and the skin under fingernails. The love of brain devouring bacteria for brains to devour with bacteria. The love of vampires by...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 33 from 2007-09-24T10:00:12

There is a need within every creature with blood for oxygen. You could say that we are all oxygen vampires. If oxygen was only available within other people, you would be biting them to steal th...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 32 from 2007-09-17T10:00:18

Most people would say that there are stars in the sky. Other people would say there is sky in the stars. Stay away from both groups of people. Better yet, make friends with the rich and mute. It...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 31 from 2007-09-10T10:00:12

The Mustache Rangers are back for another fantastic season of joy and brutality. Brutal joy will be felt by all. Today, the Mustache Rangers will spill rainbows into your split skull. Enjoy!

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 30 from 2007-08-13T10:00:49

Once in a great while, something goes horribly right. Every day of the week, something goes horribly wrong. This will be another one of those days. Enjoy the current adventures of the Mustache R...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 29 from 2007-08-06T10:00:05

Hugging is for the weak and stupid. If some dapper chap comes around to embracing you, be well aware that his intent is most likely to kill you and steal your best gal. It is a dangerous world a...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 28 from 2007-07-30T10:00:34

To the foolish and dimwitted, the moon seems to disappear and reappear due to the forces of wizards. To the well mannered and witty, the rear end of a vehicular looks like the best place to info...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 27 from 2007-07-23T09:00:42

It is an old saying that giving a man a peach is lick a powerful blow to his forehead. The peach is the weakest of all fruit, and is an insult to all. When the president of space discovered this...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 26 from 2007-07-16T09:00:56

An animal once spoke and said that the sky was falling. So its speaking genes would not be passed on to future generations of animals, the creature with a voice was eaten. Oddly enough, the eate...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 25 from 2007-07-09T09:00:51

It has been said that under times of intense desperation, a mother may have the power to lift a boulder pushed by a cougar off her infant man child. If there only a way, any way possible, to har...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 24 from 2007-07-02T09:00:05

Make no mistake, the Mustache Rangers never lose. But when they do lose, it is with grace and dignity. And also, because someone else cheated. A ruse was put in to place, and it will not be stoo...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 23 from 2007-06-25T09:00:08

It Europe, the fairer sex often gives freedom to their underarm follicles. In Space Europe, aliens with only one gender eat something akin the mashed potatoes except they are made out of stars a...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 22 from 2007-06-18T09:00:48

The worm has turned, but it still does not know which way is up. That is Ranger code for, “Go to bed and do not allow the bugs of your bed consume you.” There is another saying that is code, but...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 21 from 2007-06-11T09:00:39

Every period in history is the most mucked up period in history to those who are living it. The only solution is to remove yourself from history all together. This is easier said than done, whic...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 20 from 2007-06-04T09:00:13

Many things have reached the number twenty. The number of teeth you may have. The eyes waiting for you in a growth laboratory. Many a thing. Mind you, none of your things are as important as the...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 19 from 2007-05-21T09:00

Centuries are full of facts. In fact, a century is either ninety-nine or one hundred consecutive years. If you have fifty years, and then you take a break, followed by another fifty years, that ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 18 from 2007-05-14T09:00:26

The Mustache Rangers are many things. Many many things, in fact. They are more things than they are not. For example, the Mustache Rangers are flesh and blood. The Mustache Rangers are made of s...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 17 from 2007-05-07T09:00:29

Big things were happening this week’s end in the universe. A moving picture involving a man in the tightest of clothings opened, and become the most widely viewed film-o-tron ever. This certainl...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 16 from 2007-04-30T09:00:31

It has been stated, by some, that love is the most powerful force in the universe. These some have certainly not run into a very fast toddler with arms twice the length of his legs. Also, the to...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 15 from 2007-04-23T09:00:51

Out in the outer space, there is a small planet that orbits an even smaller planet that orbits a sun orbiting a monster. One man lives on this tiny planet. If two people were to live there, the ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 14 from 2007-04-16T08:00:55

There are many popular songs put out on the phonograph cylinder in regards to love and loss. At times, loss may feel like the more comforting of the two items stated. Love is a tricky wild anima...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 13 from 2007-04-02T09:00:05

Where there is dirt, there will be the Mustache Rangers. Actually, that isn’t true. But the other way around seems accurate. Regardless, the Mustache Rangers are kings of the sky. Don’t you forg...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 12 from 2007-03-26T09:00:24

Space is lonely. The sky may appear to be full of stars, but there is much more nothing in space than there is something. The odds often seem to be against us, when it comes to connecting with a...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 11 from 2007-03-19T09:00:22

In part two of an episode with two parts, the Mustache Rangers find themselves using their legs for locomotion. There are no sk8 boreds in the future. Or the past. In fact, all history of their ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 10 from 2007-03-12T09:00:04

You may or may not be interested in knowing facts. Facts may seem to be an affront to your belief system. For example, the belief that you can spend all of a Sunday with your best chums while le...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 9 from 2007-03-05T09:00:46

The Mustache Rangers are pushing, unwillingly, into action today! Can you resist the promise of thrills and spills and pills and drills and fraudulent wills and whiskey stills and an angry Mike ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 8 from 2007-02-26T09:00:28

It is eternally springtime in space, which means it is always time to redecorate. Sadly, there are no antique shops in space. An old wagon wheel made into a dart board would be perfect for the r...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 7 from 2007-02-19T09:00:10

The Mustache Rangers have travel far and wide, but never in their 700 years have they come upon something so utterly shocking! Something that makes you want to call up your best girl and marry h...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 6 from 2007-02-12T09:00:11

When we last left our heroic Mustache Rangers, they had just landed on the planet of Bluton. What historical and/or hideous aliens will the Rangers find on the famous red planet of Bluton? Hold ...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 5 from 2007-02-05T09:00:01

Birthdays occur, even in space. You can not hide from them. They will always find you. There is nothing to do but give up and try to enjoy them. Unless you are a Mustache Ranger, as they can nev...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 4 from 2007-01-29T09:00:36

The Great Mustache demands very little. When it does demand, it is very specific. We invite you to enjoy a true rarity. A simple glimpse of the Mustache Rangers Code of Conduct. Will you prove y...

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 3 from 2007-01-22T09:00:39

Stranded! Alone on an unfamiliar planet, the Mustache Rangers must search the barren wasteland for rocket fuel, food, and anything worth claiming for America! Chin up, Rangers. Nothing is hopele...

The Mustache Rangers Appreciate: Episode 2 from 2007-01-15T09:00:03

Everybody needs love and admiration, even the mustachioed men of the Mustache Rangers. Their skin may be is thick as knives that are thick, but their insides are made up of Horsehoof brand Gelat...

The Mustache Rangers Get a Message: Episode 1 from 2007-01-08T09:00:47

Things are stirred up when the Mustache Rangers receive a message from Mustache Rangers Central Command! It looks as if they are being sent directly into a sun! Will the Mustache Ranger’s first ...

The Mustache Rangers Podcast Preview from 2007-01-01T06:00:48

With a new year brings many new things. But usually it doesn’t. Regardless, Mustache Rangers Central Command has prepared this podcast preview of the upcoming Mustache Rangers adventures. Enjoy ...