Podcasts by The News Junkie

Apology Tour 2022 from 2022-08-29T15:29:43

MONDAY 8/29/22: NASA scrubs a rocket launch, in line with Sabrina's prediction. Shawn apologizes for some potential weather. A pricey AC job MAY have been a scam. The show recaps some of the shenan...

A Scrum! from 2022-02-21T14:58:29

MONDAY 2/21/22: A fight breaks out at the end of a basketball game. Macy Gray’s rendition of the national anthem garners mixed reviews. C-Lane has an idea for why Jacksonville smells so bad. A man ...

Otronicon 2022 from 2022-02-18T17:01:49

FRIDAY 2/18/22: The show broadcasts live from the Orlando Science Center for Otronicon 2022

Late Thursday Podcast from 2022-02-18T16:54:04

THURSDAY 2/17/22: C-Lane is very sorry this is a day late. He'll never let it happen again.... but he probably will.

Shawn-micron? from 2022-02-16T15:48:57

WEDNESDAY 2/16/22: The show works from home after Shawn takes a sick day. A cop keeps very cool dealing with a drunk woman at Orlando International Airport. C-Lane uses his day off to pamper himsel...

Greatest Hits Volume 14 from 2022-02-15T17:14:15

Monkey McLovin, a homeless car dealership, JJ Giveaway, Yankee stalker interview, a Dispatch birth, an old man bat attack and more!

Lazy Monday from 2022-02-14T15:05:15

MONDAY 2/14/22: The show picks apart the good, the bad, and the ugly from Sunday night's Super Bowl festivities. A hater on Twitter has a wish-list for next year's halftime show. More details emerg...

Save Ellie! from 2022-02-11T15:11:32

FRIDAY 2/11/22: Shawn has his reservations about a Black Hawk helicopter that can fly itself without pilots. Authorities are concerned about a possible truck protest at the Super Bowl. A man is fig...

Reverse Calzone from 2022-02-10T15:01:32

THURSDAY 2/10/22: Shawn wants to know if anyone experienced sex ed like the movies portray it, after a video about consent uses a few too many pizza references. The show debates who a potential sur...

Silent Potatoes from 2022-02-09T14:56:15

WEDNESDAY 2/9/22: Many Floridians miss out on a statewide tornado drill. American finally gets a gold medal in the Winter Olympics. Sabrina has a laptop disaster. A preacher trends on Twitter after...

One Last Backslide from 2022-02-08T15:21:05

TUESDAY 2/8/22: Shawn has newfound sympathy for those shopping for a used car. Rent in Florida is skyrocketing, but it appears not for everyone. Your iPhone may be trying to figure out if you've be...

Greatest Hits Volume 13 from 2022-02-07T17:38:16

Tesla autopilot sex, fish get depressed, Shawn fights Jimmy about tacos, Sabrona almost comes out, pole vault accident interview, a man livestreams his entire life and an Amazon driver quits!

Vegan Friday? from 2022-02-04T15:21:15

FRIDAY 2/4/22: The Cincinnati Bengals are playing for Harambe in the Super Bowl. Nobody is on board with a new trend in NYC schools. Build-a-Bear gets sexy for Valentine's Day. Shawn doubles down o...

The Gold Box Heist from 2022-02-03T15:10:14

THURSDAY 2/3/22: Florida could be expanding its traffic camera system to look for speeding. A story about a small-handed quarterback puts Shawn back in the crosshairs. The International Space Stati...

Smoking or Non? from 2022-02-02T15:09:18

WEDNESDAY 2/2/22: Whoopi Goldberg gets a two-week suspension from The View. The head of CNN resigns. The Washington Football Team finally has a new name. The show takes bets on how Snoop Dogg will ...

Don't Carjack Me! from 2022-02-01T15:31:20

TUESDAY 2/1/22: The Tom Brady retirement becomes official, and some fans are pissed. A gambling expert tries to help the show make sense of sports betting in Florida. A mother has a plea for would-...

George Who? from 2022-01-31T15:23:35

MONDAY 1/31/22: ESPN jumps the gun on Tom Brady. Bette Midler claps back at Governor Jim Justice. Joe Rogan finally weighs in on the controversy with Neil Young and Spotify. People weigh in on thei...

Big Gay Jacket Party from 2022-01-28T15:38:04

FRIDAY 1/28/22: Shawn debates turning on you heater as Florida heads for a frigid weekend. West Virginia’s governor has a message for his critics. The new name for the Washington Football Team is l...

Muff. from 2022-01-27T15:01:38

THURSDAY 2/27/22: C-Lane learns a new phrase. Spotify removes Neil Young's music from its platform after objections over Joe Rogan's podcast. Elon Musk wants a Twitter account taken down that track...

Kickstart my Pig Heart from 2022-01-26T15:05:02

WEDNESDAY 1/26/22: Shawn is concerned about yet another robot video. Playboy is distancing themselves from Hugh Hefner after posthumous allegations surface, while Cheryl Hines does the same after c...

Iguanas Beware from 2022-01-25T15:49:40

TUESDAY 2/25/22: President Biden has choice words for a reporter and his questions. Shawn doesn't see the hype with the new Super Bowl logo. Taylor Swift fans go on full defense after she's accused...

No Backyard Food from 2022-01-24T15:01:29

MONDAY 1/24/22: An 18-year-old joins the show who wants to move the Super Bowl to Saturday. Weber makes an apology, but not C-Lane. A woman is arrested for trying to purchase a child at Walmart. Th...

Faxers vs Anti-Faxers from 2022-01-21T15:06:47

FRIDAY 1/21/22: Meat Loaf and Louie Anderson die. The horrific end of a motorcycle chase is broadcast on live TV. A bill in California would allow children as young as 12 to consent to vaccinations...

Jack Endaddioff from 2022-01-20T15:00:05

THURSDAY 1/20/22: A reporter gets hit by a car on live TV, and the anchor’s reaction is extremely subdued. The show tries to figure out what ‘pushing P’ means, but just ends up more confused. The I...

Death by Rocky Road from 2022-01-19T15:30:02

WEDNESDAY 1/19/22: A news station interviews a kid who is way too tired after shoveling snow. The show reminisces on lunchtime after some less-than-impressive pictures of some current school lunche...

You're So Fat! from 2022-01-18T15:19:16

TUESDAY 1/18/22: Major airlines want to block the start of a new 5G signal. C-Lane gets in trouble on Facebook. A pastor apologizes after a sermon gets gross. A man trying to fix his own penis may ...

Sleepy Chicken from 2022-01-17T15:11:39

MONDAY 1/17/22: A kid sideline reporter impresses at an NFL game. Disney fans wait for hours to get a popcorn container. Doctors warn against a dangerous cooking trend. The first radio host Shawn e...

Don't Bleeping Call from 2022-01-14T15:16:09

FRIDAY 1/14/22: An NFL analyst has an idea to keep players warm during a game expecting sub-zero temperatures. Scenes from LA show hundreds of packages littering railroad tracks after a slew of tra...

Sounds Like a Roach from 2022-01-13T15:10:40

THURSDAY 1/13/22: Tom Brady announces his new clothing line. A man discovers an insect in his ear. Some schools are so strapped for teachers, they're asking parents to chip in. A judge is under fi...

Put the Enchilada in the Piñata from 2022-01-12T14:55:49

WEDNESDAY 1/12/22: The UK wants you to observe No-Spend January. A community rallies behind the teacher who put her child in a trunk to go to a Covid test. The TSA releases a list of odd items conf...

A Bunch of Noise from 2022-01-11T15:12:24

TUESDAY 1/11/22: An anti-vax advocate suggests an alternative therapy in a very odd video. Questions still remain in the death of Bob Saget, while much of the internet goes into conspiracy territor...

High on Lamb Balls from 2022-01-10T15:13:20

MONDAY 1/10/22: The world reacts to the sudden passing of Bob Saget. A mother is in trouble for putting her child in a trunk to go to their COVID test. A man joins the show who eats raw meat from W...

Put the D on Me from 2022-01-07T15:09:26

FRIDAY 1/7/22: The founder of Birds Aren't Real nails a TV appearance. Ron DeSantis sounds emotional during a speech. Things get weird for Shawn after a story about a father-son duo on OnlyFans. A ...

Charlie Foxtrot from 2022-01-06T15:04:24

THURSDAY 1/6/22: Shawn is confused about some plans set to mark the one-year anniversary of the Capitol Insurrection. The show talks to a planetary astronomer who studies large space objects that c...

Happy Veganuary! from 2022-01-05T15:17:15

WEDNESDAY 1/5/21: A lawmaker wants cameras in classrooms. A new "month trend" emerges for the beginning of the year. A '90-Day Fiance' cast member retires from her side business. An MTV classic may...

Time Spent Thrusting from 2022-01-04T14:58:55

TUESDAY 1/4/21: The show recaps some of the things they did over the holiday break. Shawn enlists the help of a tarot card reader to predict what 2022 will bring to The News Junkie.

Greatest Hits Volume 12 from 2022-01-02T00:28:57

The postcard situation, barking birds, old goldfish, the fantasy football flub, Shawn's awful Skywall song, the legendary Crapperman song and so much more!

Greatest Hits Volume 11 from 2021-12-31T12:22:26

DUI mugshot guy, Uganda bans oral sex, a live Dating Game, charging for Thanksgiving, threesome PHD, DNA test results and much more!

Greatest Hits Volume 10 from 2021-12-30T11:57:28

Toothpaste in the shower, bad name bracket, blow up the bathroom, idamis toledo pole song, church snakebite and much more!

Greatest Hits Volume 9 from 2021-12-29T15:00:39

Who got banned from cracker barrel?, a dart to the eye, Shawn's rave days, fish get depressed, guy falls in a wood chipper, C-Lane lice story, a flirty mayor and so much more!

Greatest Hits Volume 8 from 2021-12-25T13:06:29

Nitrous overdose, billy burrito, Sabrona death party, Zimbabwe billionaires, helium girl, This Is Why I'm Fat and much more!

Greatest Hits Volume 7 from 2021-12-25T13:02:22

Nitrous overdose, billy burrito, Sabrona death party, Zimbabwe billionaires, helium girl, This Is Why I'm Fat and much more!

Greatest Hits Volume 6 from 2021-12-24T11:56:09

When to send food back, Shawn gets a montage, drug pigeons, tackled during press conference, lizard salad, tornado of poop and so much more!

Greatest Hits Volume 5 from 2021-12-23T12:41:50

Biker bully, John Wick writer interview, Birds Aren't Real, cam girl language lessons, weed at weddings and more!

Greatest Hits Volume 4 from 2021-12-21T13:11:04

C-Lane gets married, an adorable 911 call, a DIY boob reduction, a naked man sings to the cops, kids should suck toes and an interview with someone who woke up with a new accent.

So Long, 2021! from 2021-12-17T15:12:12

FRIDAY 12/17/21: The crew exchanges gifts and spreads cheer on the last live show of the year.

Just Wanted to Say Hi from 2021-12-16T15:43:32

THURSDAY 12/16/21: A woman is offended meeting The Grinch. Urban Meyer is fired from his coaching job with the Jaguars. Driverless food delivery may be coming sooner than we think. Jeff Garlin exit...

The Battle for Second from 2021-12-15T16:06:33

WEDNESDAY 12/15/21: Shawn and C-Lane disagree over a Christmas song under fire for its lyrics. Synthetic marijuana is back in the news for causing bleeding issues. An overwhelmed mother gets emotio...

Mayo Monkey from 2021-12-14T19:52:08

TUESDAY 12/14/21: C-Lane throws a party with a big surprise. Grady Judd has some choice words for a fired teacher. The whole show learns some new terms.

Meta Watch Out from 2021-12-13T15:10:58

MONDAY 12/13/21: Shawn blames C-Lane for staying up too late. Auto manufacturers are starting to charge subscription-style fees for car features. A rental car company gets heat for reporting cars s...

No Candy for Parrots from 2021-12-10T15:23:46

FRIDAY 12/10/21: Even Shawn is impressed by the ending of an epic college basketball game. A group of diners' generous tip ends with a waitress losing her job. C-Lane wonders if you can get off the...

Field of Chickens from 2021-12-09T15:14:02

THURSDAY 12/9/21: A company wants you to try their 3D-printed "meat" product. The Golden Girls get their own fan convention. Shawn has an idea for the perfect celebrity reality television show.

Fake Ass Neighbors from 2021-12-08T15:11:56

WEDNESDAY 12/8/21: C-Lane goes full music nerd on a guy singing the national anthem at a Lakers game. Alec Baldwin rages at a reporter. Parents are upset at a school who offered students pizza to g...

Annoyingly Inspiring from 2021-12-07T15:08:15

MONDAY 12/7/21: An Amazon outage wreaks havoc on the internet. Shawn is super excited about a flying car. A story about a one-armed basketball player becomes a prompt for dispatchers. A beloved mat...

Drugs Users from 2021-12-06T14:56:28

MONDAY 12/6/21: A company CEO hosts an awkward Zoom meeting. A prosecutor indicates more charges could be coming in connection with the Oxford school shooting. Boris Johnson wages a war on Parliame...

Send Nudes (to Prevent Nudes) from 2021-12-03T15:16:32

FRIDAY 12/3/21: A new class action lawsuit pops up that A LOT of people will be eligible for. The owner of a Tennessee house hoarding Amazon packages in his front lawn has a confusing explanation f...

Robot Radio! from 2021-12-02T15:05:23

THURSDAY 12/2/21: President Biden dodges a Trump question. Hulu has a new documentary for something that happened less than a month ago. An interview with Alec Baldwin gets a dramatic teaser. New A...

Common Wheel? from 2021-12-01T15:34:04

WEDNESDAY 12/1/21: A young boy is very passionate about football. CNN suspends Chris Cuomo. The suspect in the Oxford school shooting bragged about his gun on Instagram. A study claims a third of t...

Breaking Newsflash! from 2021-11-30T15:01:32

TUESDAY 11/30/21: A news station plays the wrong clip for a Christmas tree lighting ceremony. A debate over steak ruins some Friendsgiving festivities. A fan at a concert is reunited with his prost...

Hands Down from 2021-11-29T15:05:40

MONDAY 11/29/21: Black Friday might be dead. A new COVID variant pops up over the Thanksgiving break. Shawn and C-Lane discover college rivalry weekend. Santa Clauses may be in short supply this ho...

Greatest Hits Volume 3 from 2021-11-29T14:57:12

Painkillers made him gay, kid breaks sculpture, broken genital interview, Sabrona almost comes out and more.

Greatest Hits Volume 2 from 2021-11-26T12:43:11

Smart speaker fights, Alabama poop train, millennial song challenge, a birth Dispatch, funeral robots and radio station hacked and more!

Greatest Hits Volume 1 from 2021-11-25T12:21:06

Radio host on air breakdown, cringe court proposal, pee pork, frankie two toes, wonky donkey and time travelers.

ALL the Thanks from 2021-11-23T15:40

TUESDAY 11/23/21: A crazy road rage incident turns deadly for a Volusia woman. A defense attorney makes an odd statement about Ahmaud Arbery. The United Kingdom goes crazy for Popeye's. Everybody g...

MargaWeedaville from 2021-11-22T15:49:07

MONDAY 11/22/21: The day is off to a rainy, gloomy start, but Sabrina has a way to pump herself up. Shawn awaits details from a press conference after a horrific scene unfolds at a Christmas parade...

Changing Your Ways from 2021-11-19T15:34:15

FRIDAY 11/19/21: The show falls in love with a DC reporter after the wrong car is vandalized. C-Lane advocates for bacon grease. The jury in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial reaches a verdict.

Ripped Up and Whipped Up from 2021-11-18T14:57:01

THURSDAY 11/18/21: Somebody is trying to get rid of Key West. Shawn rages against subscription software after Apple announces DIY phone fixes. A news organization is banned from the Rittenhouse tri...

Special Delivery! from 2021-11-17T15:16:36

WEDNESDAY 11/17/21: The judge in the Rittenhouse case has an odd method of determining which jurors will be alternates. A woman on TikTok is getting a lot of attention for her tongue. The 'QAnon Sh...

We Have Scorpions? from 2021-11-16T15:17:27

TUESDAY 11/16/21: A new class action lawsuit is making the rounds that everyone can get on board with. A man tries to exercise his freedom at the airport. Heavy rain in Egypt is bringing back plagu...

Dave and the Spaghetti Dinner from 2021-11-15T15:13:14

MONDAY 11/15/21: A concert-goer at Welcome to Rockville got more than they bargained for. Shawn feels old reading certain festival lineups. A small Florida town cancels their Thanksgiving tradition...

Double Clutch Dipsy-Doo Boom from 2021-11-12T15:09:55

FRIDAY 11/12/21: A basketball announcer gets super excited doing his job. After a confession, it turns out a lot more people than we think have eaten sandhill crane. A beloved dolphin that no one o...

Another Stimulus, You Say? from 2021-11-11T18:18:17

THURSDAY 11/11/21: The RIttenhouse judge gets a phone call in court. Richard Branson survives space, but his bike has other ideas. Kamala Harris takes a trip to France. People are getting more crea...

Baby Swap! from 2021-11-10T15:49:20

WEDNESDAY 11/10/21: Astroworld had an odd code word for potential deceased concertgoers. Tom Brady weighs in on Aaron Rodgers, sort of. A fertility clinic in California finds themselves in legal tr...

Jazz Cabbage? from 2021-11-09T15:34:42

TUESDAY 11/9/21: C-Lane is back from a surprise vacation. Shawn is fascinated by a list of may-or-may-not-be-true driving facts. The show talks to a woman who attended Travis Scott's Astroworld fes...

Drink Your Inflation Milk! from 2021-11-05T15:07:16

A family goes viral for drinking an enormous quantity of milk each week, a new Pfizer pill could change everything and Papa John just can't stop eating Papa John's pizza.

Eyes Forward! from 2021-11-04T15:17:22

THURSDAY 11/4/21: The show tries to guess who will be the subject of the big “rock show” announcement at Camping World Stadium. Shawn shares a bathroom sentiment with Ed Sheeran. A juror is dismiss...

A Bunch of Monkey Business from 2021-11-03T15:09:22

WEDNESDAY 11/3/21: Dispatchers chime in with their Daylight Saving Time gripes as the 'fall back' date approaches. The attorneys for Hannah Gutierrez-Reed hint at a theory they may have for the tra...

Get Outta Boise! from 2021-11-02T15:07:55

TUESDAY 11/2/21: Shawn is interested in a new dating show out of England. A dispatcher details her run-in with a UPS driver. A woman in New York is shot through the peephole of her front door. This...

Bag of Bologna from 2021-11-01T15:15:34

MONDAY 11/1/21: Another high school team is criticized for a blowout winning score. A woman is baffled by a hospital bill. C-Lane couldn't figure out a Halloween costume.

Teach Us How to Band from 2021-10-29T15:16:57

FRIDAY 10/29/21: Shawn has issues getting his costume delivered. Mark Zuckerberg previews his vision for the Metaverse after announcing the change of Facebook's name. An Amazon driver is fired for ...

Hot Buzz from 2021-10-28T15:16:59

THURSDAY 10/28/21: Bad Florida weather could send tornadoes towards the studio. C-Lane has never heard of a lightning siren. The Quiet Place franchise is getting a video game. Tom Hanks crashes a w...

Wrong Homer, Bro. from 2021-10-27T15:12:36

WEDNESDAY 10/27/21: Authorities in New Mexico hold a press conference about the incident on the set of the movie Rust. A man in Florida with a creepy decoration in his truck is arrested after polic...

Dear Dumbass from 2021-10-26T15:13:07

TUESDAY 10/26/21: A 106-year-old woman has the secret to a long, happy life, and Shawn is finally on board. C-Lane has questions after a hiker thought to be missing just wasn't picking up his phone...

She Wanted the D from 2021-10-25T16:07:54

MONDAY 10/25/21: A group of dads is keeping a rough high school in check. One mom is devastated by a movie her child was shown in school. A blind football player has hopes of playing in the NFL. Sh...

Smoking for Jesus from 2021-10-22T15:35:52

FRIDAY 10/22/21: The FBI confirms the remains found in Florida were indeed those of Brian Laundrie. A tragic accident occurs on the set of an Alec Baldwin movie. A public school district wants to o...

Hello News? I’M UPSET! from 2021-10-21T14:58:31

THURSDAY 10/21/21: The FBI gives a press conference on the search for clues in a Florida forest. A friend passes along a gruesome story. A woman narrowly survives a tree crushing her in a car. HS p...

But I'm the Mayor!! from 2021-10-20T16:00:15

WEDNESDAY 10/20/21: An elected official in Surfside, FL has a cringe-y encounter with police officers at the beach. A Spokane TV station airs porn during the weather report. A Titusville woman does...

My News Junkie had... from 2021-10-19T15:06:13

TUESDAY 10/19/21: An "Air Karen" brings her own PA on a flight to educate passengers on the pandemic. Shawn is not on board with Taco Bell's new breakfast offerings. The supply chain issues are aff...

Don't Knock It from 2021-10-18T15:34:08

MONDAY 10/18/21: Target employees are mad about their fortune cookies. Sabrina wants to interview a person with severe Tourette's. Shawn is on board with a new style of live fighting.

Let the Doctor Watch from 2021-10-15T15:57:52

FRIDAY 10/15/21: A new invention for testicles wins a prestigious award. Cereal workers go on strike. Pilots admit to making some serious mistakes coming back after a long break. Moe Dewitt takes h...

Hello, Beautiful. from 2021-10-14T15:00:48

THURSDAY 10/14/21: Footage from inside the Blue Origin capsule sounds a bit weird. A Florida teacher is under fire after students are found to be circulating an embarrassing photo of him. A neighbo...

Everyone's an Astronaut from 2021-10-13T15:18:23

WEDNESDAY 10/13/21: William Shatner goes into "space" along with a DJ nobody has heard of, but Shawn has a problem with some of the words used to describe his trip. Parents want a soccer team to ap...

Made the Newspaper from 2021-10-08T15:14:57

FRIDAY 10/8/21: The gang wears Halloween costumes for a Friday show. Confession Friday continues with a guy who was really good at getting his misdeeds noticed. A man has an important question afte...

Please Not from 2021-10-07T15:37:13

THURSDAY 10/7/21: A postgame interview has headset Issues. Transgender activists call on Netflix to deplatform Dave Chappelle. Australia runs ads for "what you can't flush" awareness. A woman claim...

Lawn for Rent from 2021-10-06T15:21:32

WEDNESDAY 10/6/21: A woman may not get her kidney transplant because she won't get vaccinated. A man is selling artwork he made with an unusual part of his body. Neighbors of the Laundrie family ca...

Dook-a-Roo from 2021-10-05T15:20:32

TUESDAY 10/5/21: A TV news team loses some staff after someone is offended during a cheesy weather segment. An alternate angle of the Urban Meyer video surfaces. Shawn starts judging when he hears ...

Urine Trouble from 2021-10-04T15:13:50

MONDAY 10/4/21: Shawn disagrees with a particular choice in fast food. A texter wants to cancel C-Lane. Facebook goes down for most of the show and ruins people's day.

Church of TNJ from 2021-10-01T15:16:28

FRIDAY 10/1/21: After a man makes a stunning murder confession to police, Shawn calls on Sabrina, C-Lane and dispatchers to confess what sins they might have, and things get weird.

Smells Like Adrenaline from 2021-09-30T15:08:52

THURSDAY 9/30/21: Britney Spears' father is removed from her conservatorship. A beloved dollar store may be raising its prices. Shawn rages against Halloween candy news stories. A Tesla captures vi...

Prepare Man! from 2021-09-29T16:32:02

WEDNESDAY 9/29/21: An Australian man is rather jovial after surviving a crocodile attack. A deaf man is suing the police after a traffic stop gone wrong. Sabrina has a new hashtag for Jack.

Crocodundle Doo from 2021-09-28T14:56:29

TUESDAY 9/28/21: Eli Manning gives out double birds on TV. R. Kelly is found guilty of multiple sex crimes. Shawn is fascinated by a Mormon sex “trend” but not everyone thinks it’s real. An NBA pla...

Stuck in Vermont from 2021-09-27T15:17:43

MONDAY 9/27/21: A televangelist has an actually moment. Shawn gets some troubling results from his blood panel. Paul Simon makes a surprise appearance at the Global Citizen festival. A bored northe...

Gorillas Do It Too! from 2021-09-24T15:46:39

FRIDAY 9/24/21: A man flies over Florida in the shape of the word Balls. A warrant is issued for Brian Laundrie, but not the one people may have expected. Clean-up at the fallen Miami condo buildin...

A Gift for BONEL! from 2021-09-23T15:14:15

THURSDAY 9/23/21: Customers of one cellular provider are getting more spam texts than normal. A protester gets her word out naked on British TV. A woman in Florida finds an iguana in her toilet. Sh...

Well He's Dead from 2021-09-22T15:37:49

WEDNESDAY 9/22/21: Conor McGregor limps his way through the 7th Inning Stretch at a Cubs game. Australian police pat themselves on the back over a huge KFC bust. A website wants to sell Chick-fil-A...

Do You Remember? from 2021-09-21T15:16:17

TUESDAY 9/21/21: Earth, Wind & Fire gets their "meme day." Helicopters continue to search for Brian Laundrie as the news awaits findings from the coroner. A man narrowly misses a huge payout on a p...

Booster Salad from 2021-09-20T16:03:43

MONDAY 9/20/21: The FBI swarms the house of Brian Laundrie's parents in search for clues. An Emmy winner takes his time with his acceptance speech. A Sam Adams release will be illegal in 15 states....

Where Is Gabby Petito? from 2021-09-17T15:02:22

Where in the hell is Gabby Petito? DC BRACES for a weekend protest and the DEVIOUS LICK challenge explodes!

Kill the Beast!! from 2021-09-16T15:19:05

THURSDAY 9/16/21: Jim Breuer rants on Fox News. Shawn tries to reach out to Nicki Minaj on a livestream. Paramount shifts away from blockbusters. More women own guns than ever before. A man on TikT...

SHOW US THE BALLS from 2021-09-15T15:20:17

WEDNESDAY 9/15/21: The Nicki Minaj cousin tweet prompts calls to inspect a pair of Trinidadian testicles. A landlord in Florida is trying to mandate his tenants get vaccinated. A story about a kind...

Welcome Back Wolly from 2021-09-14T15:12:13

TUESDAY 9/14/21: A model is hairless after falling for a phone scam. Shawn is on board with bringing back an extinct animal. The VMAs post record low viewing. A beloved SNL cast member passes away.

You're not Shaq! from 2021-09-13T16:01:14

MONDAY 9/13/21: Rudi Giuliani takes some odd turns during his speech on September 11th. Shawn and Sabrina relive an awkward appearance on TV. A rapper claims to be first to have his gold dreads imp...

MAKE. IT. RAIN. from 2021-09-10T15:07:39

FRIDAY 9/10/11: C-Lane's 35th birthday proves to be quite costly after Shawn's "dangerous" stunt backfires on him.

Maple Fun from 2021-09-09T15:26:24

THURSDAY 9/9/21: Shawn offers a glimpse back at a post-9/11 NBC promo, but would soon find a texter wasn't too happy about that. The trucking industry is considering hiring younger drivers but not ...

Six Beers or Less from 2021-09-08T15:37:55

WEDNESDAY 9/8/21: Shawn thinks he's going to vomit the first day back from a 4-day weekend. Locked down Australians might be seeing limits on how much alcohol they can buy. A naked woman on a golf ...

Conspiracy Facts from 2021-09-03T15:30:12

FRIDAY 9/3/21: A stripper has a clever way to come out to her parents about her job. An athlete in the Paralympics loses a gold medal. A man in New Orleans has a great way to get his power back soo...

GIVE ME MY GTA! from 2021-09-02T15:16:33

THURSDAY 9/2/21: Shawn shares an awkward Uber story after a driver gets in trouble for listening to talk radio. Comedy Central cancels an episode of The Office. A man in Germany interrupts a live T...

Now Hiring from 2021-09-01T15:13:27

WEDNESDAY 9/1/21: A man interrupting a live news segment demands accuracy. TikTok users STILL don't grasp how most restaurants work. People are weirded out by a McDonald's hiring ad. Shawn recalls ...

Don Keydik from 2021-08-31T15:22:16

TUESDAY 8/31/21: A school board meeting is victim of a fantastic prank. A homeless man sneaks aboard an airplane. Shawn has a bone to pick with the kitchens of the mega rich. P!nk goes after a YouT...

Act Big or Act Dead from 2021-08-30T15:04:48

MONDAY 8/30/21: Hurricane Ida hits New Orleans on the 16th anniversary of Katrina. A new trend sees people thinking they have Tourette's syndrome. ESPN gets duped by an online school. A mother figh...

Humans vs Animals from 2021-08-27T15:14:37

FRIDAY 8/27/21: A man reacts to Kanye West's listening party. President Biden addresses the nation after the attacks in Afghanistan. People are upset at the disappearance of physical event tickets....

Afghaniscam from 2021-08-26T15:15:51

THURSDAY 8/26/21: A woman's dog appears to ask where she's getting ready to go. C-Lane wants to respond to an e-mail Shawn got promising him riches from overseas. Sabrina wants to name a monkey at ...

Glove Up from 2021-08-25T15:12:53

WEDNESDAY 8/25/21: The Pfizer vaccine gets a new name, but nobody can seem to figure out how to pronounce it. Notre Dame insists their mascot isn't offensive. The puss caterpillar makes a comeback....

Ewwwwwww Cheese from 2021-08-24T15:09:31

TUESDAY 8/24/21: A dad ruins his football player son's big moment. Shawn responds to an e-mail about his COVID remarks. B.Dobbs joins the show to answer questions after the tallest man in the US di...

Idiot Sandwich from 2021-08-23T15:02:33

MONDAY 8/23/21: Donald Trump’s vaccine advice is met with mixed reaction. A woman is banned from visiting her favorite animal. Shawn wants to sponsor an arm wrestler after finding out the champions...

Glowing in the Dark from 2021-08-20T15:30:10

FRIDAY 8/20/21: Mike Richards steps down as new host of Jeopardy! after fan backlash. Doctors in Texas may consider vaccine status when assigning ICU beds. A paraplegic skydiver survives an error w...

The Cartoon Boardroom from 2021-08-19T15:43:44

THURSDAY 8/19/21: A man with dreadlock gives an impassioned speech to a San Diego County Commission meeting. Mark Zuckerberg pushes ahead with his "metaverse" idea. More Jeopardy fans try to take d...

Download Show. Get Money. from 2021-08-18T15:17:21

WEDNESDAY 8/18/21: A baseball announcer has to apologize for some commentary. A woman is in line for a large sum of cash just for listening to the show. Val Kilmer gets a voice upgrade.

Leave Bob Dylan Alone! from 2021-08-17T15:06:31

TUESDAY 8/17/21: Chuck Schumer puts his crowd-hyping skills to the test. Shawn may have spotted the most disturbing child of the week. More people than ever are admitting to having tried marijuana.

Shields Hot from 2021-08-16T15:10:59

MONDAY 8/16/21: A store employee offers a most proper resignation. A plane leaves Afghanistan with an impressive amount of passengers. A website wants to help remote workers work multiple jobs with...

Meet the FCC! from 2021-08-13T15:26:02

FRIDAY 8/13/21: Shawn's son Dylan joins the show and looks after the chat room. C-Lane is mildly mindblown when he learns delivery drivers often have to go up stairs. A Popeyes customer is extremel...

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! from 2021-08-12T15:28:08

THURSDAY 8/12/21: Arnold Schwarzenegger has some things to say about the pandemic. C-Lane doesn't want to take a chocolate bath. More celebrities weigh in on showering. Kelly Clarkson's former guit...

I Don't Like It from 2021-08-11T15:10:54

WEDNESDAY 8/11/21: A woman gets a visit from a neighbor who doesn't like her decorations. ANOTHER airplane passenger is duct-taped to his seat. Shawn is tired of celebrities talking about showering...

Two Weeks Notice from 2021-08-10T14:57:12

TUESDAY 8/10/21: A flight attendant has an odd pick for music to play for passengers. An influencer wants you to get vaccinated. More dispatchers debate Apple’s new photo initiative. Shawn can’t fi...

A New Hole from 2021-08-09T15:16:55

MONDAY 8/9/21: A member of the show is broadcasting from home. A viral video of a racist baseball fan may be a big misunderstanding. Shawn thinks he may have a second chance at dancing.

Even Entrepreneurs Need It! from 2021-08-06T15:48:58

FRIDAY 8/6/21: Another interview from Mike Lindell produces laughs. Apple wants to scan your photos for a good reason, but not everyone is on board. A Jacksonville quarterback has a weird way to ke...

Ethically Dubious Pillow-Pusher from 2021-08-05T15:08:19

THURSDAY 8/5/21: Mike Lindell gets trolled during an interview. Bus drivers are practicing for the beginning of the school year. Shawn rages against old drummers. A "war" between Amazon and their d...

Don’t Say This Out Loud from 2021-08-04T14:57:17

WEDNESDAY 8/4/21: An Olympic wrestler is beside herself after taking the gold. The new infrastructure bill may be affecting your cars before long. Your next TikTok challenge may involve honey.

Take the Train! from 2021-08-03T15:23:27

TUESDAY 8/3/21: Air travel dominates the show as passengers continued to be troubled by canceled flights and unruly customers. An announcement may be on the way for a permanent Jeopardy host, while...

Something On Your Chin from 2021-08-02T15:09:30

MONDAY 8/2/21: C-Lane is back from a vacation that was slightly more pricey than planned. Limp Bizkit turns heads with a livestreamed performance over the weekend. A Canadian diver may have set a r...

Stop The Insanity from 2021-07-30T15:19:22

People are losing their minds again, Goblincore is a trend you can get on board with and is Simone Biles ready for an Olympic comeback?

You're Not Gonna Like This! from 2021-07-30T10:44:07

A great Thursday show that deserves no description. It's that good, we promise. Sorry it's late!

Did We Get Fired? from 2021-07-28T15:46:58

Speculation mounts as to why the show was off for the last two days and the answer may surprise you. Would you stand up for this busboy? Plus, the rock world hit with two big shock surprises.

Strawberry Milk from 2021-07-23T18:49:55

FRIDAY 7/23/21: Public sex doesn't work out so well for a couple on the beach. New York has new ideas for the bull on the loose. C-Lane heads off to vacation.

It's Not What It Looks Like from 2021-07-22T15:22:05

THURSDAY 7/22/21: The Olympics continue to run into setbacks. The Buck moon is on the way. A young girl on a thrill ride gets the Fabio treatment. A Canadian man gets caught with his pants down.......

The Terrorist with the Early Bedtime from 2021-07-21T15:19:06

WEDNESDAY 7/21/21: A TV star nearly faints while receiving her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. A court finds a gas station culpable in a DUI manslaughter. A Chinese sperm bank is holding a very...

Seeking a Long Island Cowboy from 2021-07-20T15:24:14

TUESDAY 7/20/21: Alex Jones finally gets too mad to broadcast. Jeff Bezos one-ups Richard Branson on broadcast quality for his quick Tuesday morning space trip. People are mad at Aaron Lewis' new s...

Didn't Make the WHAT? from 2021-07-19T15:29:25

MONDAY 7/19/21: Shawn thinks the Tokyo Olympics may bee the saddest yet. Some people are upset at the new Anthony Bourdain documentary. C-Lane wants a shorter work week.

COME THROUGH!! from 2021-07-16T16:24:33

FRIDAY 7/16/21: A tornado rips through a neighborhood in Canada. The news says a "fourth wave" of COVID is here, and some areas are recommending we put our masks back on. The housing market is expl...

Incoming From Amanda from 2021-07-15T15:26:27

THURSDAY 7/15/21: An NBA pleasantly explains his reasons for leaving the court mid-game. Shawn takes heat from the live-streamers about his facial hair. A texting scam targets users of online datin...

Roll the Plank from 2021-07-14T15:06:17

WEDNESDAY 7/14/21: Royal Caribbean gets TikTok attention as a woman is booted from her cruise. A story in Reuters says some firefighters aren't being paid enough. Shawn suspects shenanigans during ...

Woke Coke Broke from 2021-07-13T15:49:13

TUESDAY 7/13/21: A man fed up with a traffic jam jumps off a bridge, then things get weird. Drug users in the UK develop a conscience. A beloved co-worker could be canceled. Dispatchers try to help...

Bouncy House? from 2021-07-12T15:21:38

MONDAY 7/12/21: Shawn isn't super impressed by Richard Branson's trip to space.... neither is Elon Musk. Matt Damon is brought to tears by a standing ovation. C-Lane stops everyone in their tracks ...

Not That Cute from 2021-07-09T16:51:38

FRIDAY 7/9/21: Wendy Williams has an awkward way of delivering bad news. Shawn disagrees with the reason two parents were arrested in West Palm Beach. A husband of a store owner makes a tearful apo...

Meet the Timsons from 2021-07-08T15:08:53

THURSDAY 7/8/21: Tampa Bay erupts as the Lightning clench their second Stanley Cup title in a row, but Shawn is blocked from some of the celebrating on Twitter. A website out of Canada aims to tell...

Elmo Returns Fire from 2021-07-07T15:29:24

WEDNESDAY 7/7/21: Elon Musk looks at Florida for his next tunnel project. Some fish may be experiencing drug problems. Shawn doubles down on his "slap rule" after some kids ruin a flight to the Bah...

Isolated Tomatoes from 2021-07-06T15:17:22

TUESDAY 7/6/21: The Internet argues over "round hot dogs." Tropical Storm Elsa approaches Tampa. A man's protest to his neighbors' fireworks use lands him on the news. T-SHIRTS FOR SALE NOW @ GetSk...

Secret Show 222 FREE 4th of July Preview! from 2021-07-04T13:38:40

You can now get the latest design drop from The News Junkie at GetSkywall.com. Since the show is off on Monday, here's a FREEDOM LOVIN' gift. Enjoy the first half of Secret Show 222. If you like th...

NerdDadGrillNerds from 2021-07-02T15:32:01

FRIDAY 7/2/21: Fireworks warnings roll in as the 4th of July weekend approaches. Shawn has a hot take on backyard grills. A home in Florida may have the most annoying kitchen ever. Sabrona has the ...

69PWNDU from 2021-07-01T15:14:26

THURSDAY 7/1/21: Chipotle is under fire for an issue on their delivery app. Potential Governor Caitlin Jenner has some ideas about California's homeless problem. A video from minutes before the Mia...

Chicken Soup for the Soul from 2021-06-30T18:20:39

WEDNESDAY 6/30/21: The show learns more about a previous Today I Learned. A Survivor of the Miami condo collapse talks about his experience. Bill Cosby gets released from prison. A man dies after a...

My Boy, You've Done It! from 2021-06-29T15:05:23

TUESDAY 6/29/21: The show talks to an actor from a classic childhood movie, but another guest gets cut short. Gayle King calls an author out for his small penis. Jeff Van Gundy has a hot take for t...

A Totally Different Whoa from 2021-06-28T15:16:03

MONDAY 6/28/21: Shawn experiences some microphone trouble. A family in Miami is getting phone calls from the collapsed condo building. A listener sends in some throwback pictures of C-Lane. Shawn a...

We Want to Believe from 2021-06-25T15:42:07

FRIDAY 6/25/21: The show dresses up in anticipation of the government's UFO file dump. Conan signs off late night television. A group of GA Boy Scouts gets ripped off on an AirBnB reservation. Shaw...

Rule of Thumb from 2021-06-24T15:40:12

THURSDAY 6/24/21: A condo building collapses in Miami. A reporter overseas wants makes a plea for pay on the air. A college has a list of things they think you shouldn't say anymore. A sports journ...

A Time of Scary from 2021-06-23T15:07:57

WEDNESDAY 6/23/21: The latest reason for a whistleblower is just as underwhelming as guessed. Jeopardy comes under fire for a medical question. The show talks to the writer of John Wick and Nobody.

The Terrible Tortilla Toss from 2021-06-22T15:25:22

TUESDAY 6/22/21: A company is upping the business monitoring game. Shawn blames C-Lane for a lack of patriotism in Florida. A basketball team is in trouble for throwing food at a losing team. An It...

Apologies to Bryan Adams from 2021-06-21T15:16:56

MONDAY 6/21/21: Another local news reporter goes rogue. Usain Bolt has an awesome kid name. Shawn rages against Canadian music. A politician responds to the release of his BDSM video.

Somebody Call 911 from 2021-06-18T15:41:31

FRIDAY 6/18/21: C-Lane has a question that everyone else seems to know the answer to. Dispatch Dan clears up a question about Apple Watches. Vegan eggs are getting even more realistic. An old frien...

The Homeless Mansion from 2021-06-17T15:38:09

THURSDAY 6/17/21: A reporter has some hard-hitting questions for Vladimir Putin. Victoria's Secret is eyeing a brand overhaul. A homeless man in Burbank shows off his not-so-palatial estate to a Fo...

Typerwriter from 2021-06-16T15:18:56

WEDNESDAY 6/16/21: The Fox "whistleblower" reporter's story comes out and it's less than impressive. The launch of a brand new TV station sees instant trolling. An ROTC sergeant takes a line from F...

The Beaverton Burrito Blunder from 2021-06-15T15:18:38

TUESDAY 6/15/21: Boris Johnson struggles with words. Texas may have another power crisis on the horizon. A Tex-Mex dish may have ruined a woman's Olympic dreams.

A Whale of a Tale from 2021-06-14T15:04:12

MONDAY 6/14/21: Nobody believes a diver's story of a near-death experience. A Delta employee ruins a flight on his day off. Another (former) dog owner is under fire for how they dealt with their un...

The Great Cruise Loophole from 2021-06-11T15:32:17

FRIDAY 6/11/21: A CNN personality has an awkward comeback. A man pays his final child support payment in pennies. A prison guard is in trouble after getting some McFavors. The travel industry has s...

The Everclear Incident from 2021-06-10T15:22:40

THURSDAY 6/10/21: A police officer uses a dangerous maneuver during a traffic stop. Sabrina tries to rattle people's bass. As the Pulse anniversary approaches, another shooting hits close to home. ...

Beware the Secadas! from 2021-06-09T15:17:23

WEDNESDAY 6/9/21: A Tavares woman wants answers after surviving a scary hit-and-run. Apple pays out a big settlement after a woman's nude photos are posted to her Facebook. Shawn and C-Lane auditio...

The Jab or The Job from 2021-06-08T15:11:36

TUESDAY 6/8/21: A homeowner compares delivery services using video from his doorbell camera. An eagle is terrorizing an Idaho farm. Nurses protest a vaccine mandate in Texas. Sabrina and C-Lane rev...

Good Lil Work from 2021-06-07T15:30:11

MONDAY 6/7/21: There was a big fight, but many people who paid had trouble watching it. Another mother is in trouble for posing as a school student. Shawn comes clean about his admiration for an Am...

Eat the Pizza! from 2021-06-04T15:23:17

FRIDAY 6/4/21: Shawn thinks he might be getting vertigo. Sabrina is excited about an upcoming boxing match. The show learns what a "slider crime" is after Akon falls victim. A football player is su...

Vaccine Hoe from 2021-06-03T15:14:21

THURSDAY 6/3/21: Nobody is getting behind an anti-vax rap. Body cam footage is released of the "Bonnie and Clyde" shooting in Volusia County. Shawn is disturbed by a warning aimed at people who are...

Hands Off Our WiFi! from 2021-06-02T15:14:15

WEDNESDAY 6/2/21: A radio reporter overseas goes the ultimate length for her job. A listener wants a GoFundMe for his broken radio. Shawn and Sabrina see their banks making a big change. Amazon has...

'Cause You're There For Me Too from 2021-06-01T15:14:11

TUESDAY 6/1/21: The show struggles their way through a post-holiday Tuesday.

Shots Out for Harambe from 2021-05-28T15:19

FRIDAY 5/28/21: A father tries to bribe his daughter to NOT get vaccinated. A dispatcher reminds the show of an important anniversary. A man goes on a search for the perfect diamond for his engagem...

Ball Bash from 2021-05-27T15:28:56

THURSDAY 5/27/21: Another "unique" moon is coming and C-Lane is less than impressed. A story about counterfeit money doesn't focus on the most interesting bit of information. An exodus may be in th...

FORTY. from 2021-05-26T15:10:15

WEDNESDAY 5/26/21: Gift arrive, texts and dispatches flood in, and a special guest joins the show to help Shawn ring in his 40s.

NYFC from 2021-05-25T15:22:45

TUESDAY 5/25/21: C-Lane returns from New York City. A rivalry interrupts a golfer's interview. Walmart catches heat for a slew of e-mails, but it may not be their fault. Sabrina looks forward to a ...

I Dare You To Read This Joke from 2021-05-24T21:38:48

We recap the weekend and talk about a huge website that might be shut down. Also, the most intense piece of audio ever played on the show.

The World's Largest WHAT?! from 2021-05-21T15:19:17

Let's have some fun on a Friday with a deep dive into a strange thing that broke a world record. We also talk to Moses and chaos makes us get real creative, real quick!

We're Freaking OUT! from 2021-05-21T08:15:15

C-Lane is gone and Sabrina has more screens and buttons than Mission Control at NASA. But will the wheels fall off today? Plus an anonymous emailer would really like to stay anonymous.

Hand Cannon from 2021-05-19T15:24:34

WEDNESDAY 5/19/21: President Biden goes for a drive. C-Lane and commenters rage on a well-spoken 10-year-old. A SC man is arrested for something he did with his finger. Joe Bonamassa wants his guit...

Pfizer Bitch Boy from 2021-05-18T16:01:24

TUESDAY 5/18/21: A beloved dispatcher claps back at Shawn. A lump on Shawn's arm could spell certain disaster for the show. A company aims to reduce flying time at a low cost. Boston Market takes a...

Eat Pray Die from 2021-05-17T15:20:48

MONDAY 5/17/21: Mask requirements continue to loosen for the vaccinated. A 111-year-old man has a disturbing secret for his longevity. A douchebag films himself being pulled over. Shawn doesn't lik...

Out of the Corner from 2021-05-14T15:44:36

FRIDAY 5/14/21: A woman puts a winning lottery ticket in the laundry. A dispatch from Bacon N Eggs stirs the pot more than usual. Parents read excerpts from graphic portions of books on their child...

Gassholes and Cat Assassins from 2021-05-13T15:08:41

THURSDAY 5/13/21: The gas pipeline gets a fix, but people are still going crazy at the pump. Another shortage hits Chick-fil-A and people aren’t going to like it. An organization is making steps to...

You Yo-Ho! from 2021-05-12T15:20:38

WEDNESDAY 5/12/21: Everyone is freaking out about the gas supply. A hockey announcer apologizes for a comment made on air. Shawn revisits an old story about dealing with a bully. A judge isn't thri...

Deep Into the Butt from 2021-05-11T15:05:05

TUESDAY 5/11/21: The show goes to YouTube jail. Bob Baffert has a wild explanation for how Medina Spirit tested positive for drugs. A woman wakes up with a different accent after a tonsil procedure...

That's My Tiger! from 2021-05-10T15:20:53

MONDAY 3/10/21: The show recaps Elon Musk's long awaited SNL appearance. The winner of the Kentucky Derby may be in some hot water and the owner is not thrilled about it. A woman joins the show to ...

I'm a Wild Card from 2021-05-07T15:23:24

FRIDAY 5/7/21: Nobody knows where the Chinese rocket is going to hit. C-Lane sends a mean tweet. Promos for Elon Musk's appearance on SNL seem to fall flat. A scuba diver finds a giant mammoth bone.

A Plethora of Popsicles from 2021-05-06T15:12:30

THURSDAY 5/6/21: A YouTuber is under fire after putting down a dog many thought had other options. A woman may have defied odds after having a litter of babies. A child spends a LOT of his parents ...

It’s a Real Last Name! from 2021-05-05T15:05:54

WEDNESDAY 5/5/21: The show kicks off Cinco de Mayo with tequila shots. C-Lane gets queasy after a story about a new internet trend. A surfer who was attacked by a shark has an unfortunate name, but...

You're a Murderer! from 2021-05-04T15:15:05

TUESDAY 5/4/21: Bill Gates announces his pending divorce. A doctor recommends couples have separate beds for better sleep. Shawn is impressed by a cop who kept his cool during a traffic stop with a...

It's a Plant! from 2021-05-03T15:36:21

MONDAY 5/3/21: Central Florida goes crazy over the opening of the world's biggest White Castle. A passenger on a plane gets quite the surprise. A news anchor rages over President Biden giving his w...

Hide the Keys! from 2021-04-30T15:16:55

FRIDAY 4/30/21: A news anchor in Las Vegas apologizes after her DUI, prompting dispatchers to share similar stories. Shawn may be buying an Xbox after missing an important holiday. Disneyland final...

Dr Anonymous from 2021-04-29T15:27:44

THURSDAY 4/29/21: C-Lane has a dumb question about baseball hats. Questions arise about a woman who owes her life to her Alexa device. Rudy Giuliani's son has some things to say. John Mayer may be ...

The Bird Flue Invasion from 2021-04-28T15:09:22

WEDNESDAY 4/28/21: A blind dog is saved from a pool by another dog. A video seems to show a woman serving party guests drinks from her toilet. A swarm of birds invades a family's house through the ...

Wrap it Up, Shawn! from 2021-04-27T16:02:16

TUESDAY 4/27/21: A kid has a song to sing to Dr Fauci. Japan's "makeup" Olympics is up in the air. People are paying top dollar for concert tickets, but new rules may keep them from getting in. Tuc...

Big Trouble in Mortal Kombat from 2021-04-26T15:20:13

MONDAY 4/26/21: Sabrina takes a post-birthday day off. The Oscars air over the weekend, but not a lot of people seemed to watch. Fans of Casa Bonita are trying to save the restaurant from going out...

Long in the Tooth from 2021-04-22T16:01:14

THURSDAY 4/22/21: The show discovers their German counterparts. Shawn is willing to go to a certain length to dispel the rumor he is afraid of frogs. A "study" on hangovers doesn't seem credible. A...

Girl By Herself from 2021-04-21T15:50:05

WEDNESDAY 4/21/21: The Derek Chauvin trial gets a verdict. Sabrina is annoyed after C-Lane jumps on Shawn’s crypto bandwagon. A woman’s tweet gets attention after she doesn’t like her label on a re...

A National Holiday? from 2021-04-20T15:48:57

TUESDAY 4/20/21: The show gets drinks named after them to celebrate 4/20. Sabrina tries for a newly-set world record. An actress in Ghana is jailed for a picture taken with her son. C-Lane continue...

Chit Hits the Fan from 2021-04-19T20:30:54

MONDAY 4/19/21: A massive party ends in cars being flipped. Sabrina's band plays their first live gig. Shawn tries all day to get the latest crypto-currency, but pancakes are somehow involved.

We Don't Want To Work from 2021-04-16T15:57:06

FRIDAY 4/16/21: A driveway cam captures a bobcat attacking a couple. Sabrina and C-Lane get Erich on crypto. Shawn almost gets sent to internet jail. Governor DeSantis gets a video pulled from YouT...

Claude Froggs from 2021-04-15T15:13:15

THURSDAY 4/15/21: A Rocco's Tacos can't re-open because nobody wants to work. A proposed animal law causes dispatches and stories to spiral into dark territory. The MyPillow guy gets a new social m...

Dump Buddy from 2021-04-14T15:11:02

WEDNESDAY 4/14/21: Business owners are still finding it hard to get employees. Shawn rages out at a video of a robot police dog in New York City. White Claw has a new flavor, but the name seems to ...

Only Through the Window from 2021-04-13T14:58:21

TUESDAY 4/13/21: The show returns after an adventure to the Caribbean. Shawn is concerned with an Amber Alert for an 11-year-old girl. A man joins the show who is livestreaming himself locked in h...

Sandals, Day Three. from 2021-04-09T16:38:12

FRIDAY 4/9/21: C-Lane shows up to work in a robe. DMX dies. Sabrina and C-Lane cross off a bucket list item, and a man shows up for a tasting with a lot of rum as they show finishes off a trio of b...

Sandals, Day Two. from 2021-04-08T15:04:44

THURSDAY 4/8/21: Shawn rages against beach billboards. C-Lane learns about cinnamon toothpicks as listeners chime in on ways they made side money in grade school. Sabrina has a near miss with a dro...

Day One from 2021-04-07T15:35:29

WEDNESDAY 4/7/21: The show chronicles their journey to the islands as they begin three days of live broadcasts from Sandals South Coast Jamaica

Get To the Chopper! from 2021-04-05T15:38:19

MONDAY 4/5/21: Shawn makes an NFT. Sabrina gets redemption. Moses wants to rent a helicopter. Everybody pretty much checks out on the day before the trip to Jamaica.

No Smoke Shows from 2021-04-02T17:27:40

FRIDAY 4/2/21: A woman's April Fools prank lands her in jail. Florida prepares for the vaccine age to lower once again, while one clinic apologizes for giving an empty one. Sabrina details the rule...

Pranked! from 2021-04-01T14:57:49

THURSDAY 4/1/21: Shawn thinks April fools is dead, but his girlfriend might disagree. Another gender reveal party goes horribly wrong. Sabrina quits mid-show.

BrotherSisterCousins from 2021-03-31T15:25:53

WEDNESDAY 3/31/21: Shawn rethinks his stance on food after more suggestions come in about what to eat in Jamaica and beyond. A raffle claiming to be from a school turns some heads. The show gets pr...

Weekend at Shawnie’s from 2021-03-30T15:16:53

TUESDAY 3/30/21: Shawn is unsure about how the day will go after taking his COVID-19 booster shot in the morning. Some Florida politicians think the super majority isn't enough. Sabrina's schedule ...

She Wants a D from 2021-03-29T15:14:17

MONDAY 3/29/21: The stuck cargo ship finally gets some good news. The show debates over who is the sexiest bald man. Lifeguards in California are making more money than you think.

The Lie Detector Showdown (Teaser) from 2021-03-27T12:47:44

The crew face lie detector tests from one of the world's best polygraph examiners. The twist? We came up with the most embarrassing questions for each other. This is absolutely brutal. Get the whol...

No More Hot Karl from 2021-03-25T15:43:28

THURSDAY 3/25/21: More details emerge of the woman found to be living in a storm drain for almost three weeks. The Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy gets Milkshake Duck'd. An update reveals all adult Flor...

Website's Garbage from 2021-03-24T15:18:39

WEDNESDAY 3/24/21: The show looks for advice for a man who had his final paycheck delivered to him in pennies. Shawn can't stop laughing at a dispatcher having internet issues.

Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch from 2021-03-23T15:10:36

TUESDAY 3/23/21: C-Lane screws up during a meeting. A survey reveals how people's weight changed over the pandemic. An American Idol contestant faints on TV.

The One With Shawn's Mugshot from 2021-03-22T15:32:09

MONDAY 3/21/21: A listener from West Palm Beach reaches out to the show with a long-awaited gift.

Earl of Dumberton from 2021-03-19T15:52:28

FRIDAY 3/19/21: Florida will be lowering vaccine age once more. Shawn isn't impressed by the royal title proposed for Meghan Markle's baby. Amazon is taking over Thursday Night Football. Nobody can...

Thursday Late Podcast from 2021-03-18T18:27:23

THURSDAY 3/18/21: Sorry this is late. Busy getting polygraphed.

I Wanna Know Where The Gold At! from 2021-03-17T16:11:38

WEDNESDAY 3/17/21: The crew marks the 15th anniversary of a special news report on a stay-at-home St Patrick's Day. Snoop Dogg gets into the wine business. C-Lane rolls the dice at Fritz on the Str...

A Neighborhood of Karens from 2021-03-16T15:08:38

TUESDAY 3/16/21: Shawn learns more about his mysterious yard hole. Your dating apps may soon offer some background checks. An insane video shows a plane crashing into a car. A mother lashes out at ...

Gimme That Stimmy! from 2021-03-15T15:22:24

MONDAY 3/15/21: The latest round of stimulus checks is starting to arrive and with it, glorious memes. A sports announcer blames his racist comments on a medical condition. Dispatchers give their i...

May One from 2021-03-12T15:16:43

FRIDAY 3/12/21: Shawn has a hole problem, and dispatchers are quick to assist. President Biden has a date for when COVID-19 vaccines will be available for all adults. A new Jeep has a giant priceta...

LASERS on MARS!!! from 2021-03-11T15:55:44

THURSDAY 3/11/21: Confusion ensues as to why a wedding ring would keep a woman off an airplane. Dispatchers get savage after two overweight children are taken from their parents in the United Kingd...

New (No) Normal from 2021-03-10T15:23:03

WEDNESDAY 3/10/21: A Miami player catches heat for a comment made during a gaming stream. Your Steak 'n Shake experience is going to change. Shawn isn't a huge fan of another instrument. A dispatch...

The New Bachelor from 2021-03-09T15:09:26

TUESDAY 9/2/21: Some White House residents may have already been evicted. The show finds out how much Google knows about them. C-Lane thinks Shawn might have a new obsession. Sabrina wants to sell ...

................What? from 2021-03-08T15:21:12

MONDAY 3/8/21: Shawn calls on dispatchers to tell stories of powerful women in their life on International Women's Day. C-Lane has a present for Sabrina. A priest in Ireland plays the wrong music d...

Indica and Bacardi from 2021-03-05T15:24:56

FRIDAY 3/5/21: An NFL Quarterback sees a UFO. Shawn wants to sell his music catalog, but doesn't get a whole lot of big offers. A mother is shamed for the name she gave her daughter, but nobody on ...

Never Missin’ from 2021-03-04T15:08:43

THURSDAY 3/4/21: A basketball player ends an impressive streak. The new replacement for the classic “kiss cam” turns some heads. The show dives in to how a firing squad works after learning South C...

RadioSexySports from 2021-03-03T15:10:46

WEDNESDAY 3/3/21: Dolly Parton tweaks a classic for vaccine awareness. Two states look to be done with their COVID-19 restrictions. Shawn finds issues with a new Netflix show, but not for the same ...

Dear Shawn from 2021-03-02T15:17:31

TUESDAY 3/2/21: Sabrina has window issues. Annoyed airline passengers have a message for a man who forced them to land in Florida. Shawn may have the cure for the hickey. Shawn finally gets recogni...

Jan Everywhere from 2021-03-01T15:11:45

MONDAY 3/1/21: A head-turning performance of the national anthem leads the CPAC. A livestream viewer has questions about Shawn. Rejected vanity plates in Ohio have a very 2020 theme. The show gets ...

Shawn's Underground from 2021-02-26T15:59:05

FRIDAY 2/26/21: Shawn gets footage of the attack on Lady Gaga's dog walker. A mini donkey on TikTok is adorable but loud. A woman asked to wear a mask in South Africa is forced to improvise. A disp...

Potato Headlines from 2021-02-25T15:49:09

THURSDAY 2/25/21: A controversial Russian website is gaining steam, so much so that nobody can get to it. Hasbro makes an announcement about the future of a beloved toy. Some think their robot vacu...

A Dog and a Half from 2021-02-24T15:12:44

WEDNESDAY 2/24/21: More details (and some corrections) emerge surrounding Tiger Woods' LA car crash. Shawn has a mystery to solve. A Chicago lawmaker thinks he knows how to reduce car thefts. A mir...

An Easily Rockable World from 2021-02-23T15:15:46

TUESDAY 2/23/21: Dispatchers chime in on things they learned late after a teacher reveals what things their students don't know. People are turning on Pat Sajak after he appears to mock a contestan...

The Kitchen Chicken from 2021-02-22T15:32:08

MONDAY 2/22/21: NASA's latest Mars rover sends back sounds from the red planet. The Bruce Springsteen DWI story has additional details, but nobody is allowed to know them yet. Shawn gets actually'd...

Winnie the Poo from 2021-02-19T16:01:50

FRIDAY 2/19/21: NASA lands another rover on Mars, this time with its own helicopter. Ted Cruz has an explanation for his Mexico trip, but texts from his wife may suggest otherwise. Restaurants may ...

Face Diaper from 2021-02-18T15:24:19

THURSDAY 2/18/21: A drive thru employee strikes back. NASA ups their branding for the Mars landing. An activist has a unique idea to lower the murder rate in Baltimore. A restaurant in Florida is p...

Like for Part 2! from 2021-02-17T16:34:10

WEDNESDAY 2/17/21: Texas gets drilled with more frigid weather and rolling blackouts. A fake vet is under scrutiny in Central Florida after a TikTok post gained traction. Bill Gates wants to change...

Jager and Cigarettes from 2021-02-16T15:40:48

TUESDAY 2/16/21: It's Fat Tuesday, but Mardi Gras won't be the same as last year. Shawn wants to get the show in the firewood business, but needs to pick a scent. A new dating "trend" is probably n...

Please! Somebody Help Us! from 2021-02-15T15:19:32

Something goes wrong on the show and Clane leaves the studio to put out some major fires. With the train back on the tracks, everyone can yell at the woman who thinks Tom Brady should apologize.

"Special" Sex from 2021-02-12T15:56:22

FRIDAY 2/12/21: Valentine's Day is approaching and Sabrina offers tips for the unprepared. President Biden delivers a somber message from behind a mask. More information is released about Bruce Spr...

BMV from 2021-02-11T15:03:13

THURSDAY 2/11/21: Tom Brady and the Buccaneers rage in a Tampa boat parade. An odd COVID-19 theory is revealed. Shawn gets upset when it's suggested he didn't win the Super Bowl bet. Someone tries ...

Back.... in 3D! from 2021-02-10T16:08:44

WEDNESDAY 2/10/21: Shawn is excited about what could be a new type of radio. Nobody is really sure what Donald Trump's impeachment lawyer is talking about. The saga continues for the woman that Gor...

Tompa Bay from 2021-02-08T14:59:36

MONDAY 2/8/21: The crew recaps the good, bad, and weird from Super Bowl LV.

Big Game Weeknd from 2021-02-05T15:51:37

FRIDAY 2/5/21: Shawn is ramped up for Super Bowl LV. The show makes bets on who will win the game, but lean on dispatchers to figure out the punishment for the loser. Sabrina and C-Lane get in fire...

Partial Thursday Show from 2021-02-04T15:04:09

THURSDAY 2/4/21: This podcast is significantly shorter than normal due to a power issue at HQ. We'll try and do better tomorrow :)

Sabrina's Victory Royale from 2021-02-03T15:12:15

WEDNESDAY 2/3/21: Another face transplant yields impressive results. A video game doesn’t agree with Shawn’s Super Bowl predictions. Sabrina reveals how early she gets up for video games lately. C-...

Tuesday's Late Podcast from 2021-02-03T15:05

TUESDAY 2/2/21: The show finds out whether or not there will be six more weeks of winter.

Great Question from 2021-02-01T16:16:34

MONDAY 2/1/21: Sabrina finds a way to make a sweet old lady sound creepy. Marilyn Manson is in the cancel crosshairs. Shawn has a lock on the Super Bowl. Dustin Diamond dies weeks after announcing ...

Shawn vs Climate Kids from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 9/24/19: The upcoming Joker movie is causing concern for some parents. A "Do you know who I am?" video turns out to be a work. An autistic child gets a rather harsh re-assignment in school....

The Greatest Story from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 9/23/19: Tropical Storm names get super basic. Drama continues for Antonio Brown. Amy Kaufeldt recaps her experience at the Real Radio Poker Tournament. A McDonalds in California tries to ad...

Slap Them Cheeks from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 9/20/19: SOMETHING is happening at Area 51, but it's not clear what. Flu season is on the way, and some of the facts associated with it are staggering. Kanye West enters into the croc market...

Bombs Over Ocala (again) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 9/19/19: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau isn't having the best day. C-Lane does some fact checking on one of Shawn's stories. A British couple has trouble finding servers for their ...

That's A Lot of Semen from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 9/18/19: Sabrina and C-Lane's days start very differently. Central Florida is still very dangerous to a certain group of people. Aaron Carter is getting weirder. People watch and wait aft...

Masquerader, Airwoman, and the Grass Widower from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 9/17/19: The show might be eligible to cash in from another class action lawsuit. Shawn is disturbed by a photography trend and a new mascot. Sean Spicer turns heads during his Dancing with...

Ugly on the Internet from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 9/16/19: A journalist fights back against criticism of her photos. A Missouri woman fights to keep her monkeys. C-Lane bemoans a doctor's visit. A protest at an airport doesn't go the way it...

Full Moon Friday the 13th from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 9/13/19: Sabrina takes over the big chair while Shawn spends some time in New Orleans and some special guests come to set her straight. Fritz explores the supernatural on one of the spookier...

Un-Justified from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 9/12/19: The war on vaping continues with sights set on flavored e-cigarettes. Allegations arise that could mean big trouble for a popular racing horse. A white couple who spent half a mil...

Brown Frown from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 9/11/19: C-Lane returns from vacation celebrating a birthday. Shawn may be leaving Team Apple. More trouble arises for the newest member of New England Patriots. A psychic goes down for s...

Shawn and Sabrina's Motorbike Adventure from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 9/10/11: The show broadcasts live from Universal Studios. C-Lane shows up a whole day later to post the podcast.

The New News Junkies from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Monday-C Lane on vacation and Sabrina is sick but Fritz and Alejandro join Shawn for some Monday fun.

Friday's (late) Podcast from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 9/6/19: C-Lane wasn't here so he has no clue what to put in this description.

Void If Removed from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 9/5/19: Joe Biden runs into issues during a town hall. An art gallery has a surprise waiting for you at the front door. C-Lane finds the worst headline of the day. The Storm Area 51 festiv...

Fart Love from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 9/4/19: A present washes ashore and more information from the Bahamas comes in as Dorian makes its way further north, out of the way of Central Florida. A sheriff responds to criticism ov...

Hurry Up and Wait! Part Deux from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 9/3/19: As Hurricane Dorian nears the Eastern Florida coastline, devastating images and stories arise out of the Bahamas.

Hurry Up and Wait from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 8/30/19: More Change in Hurricane Dorian's track could lead to king tides. A TikTok user goes viral for a weird appendage. TSA catches heat for a humiliating inspection. Moses DeWitt teaches...

Hail Mary Thursday from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 8/29/19: Shawn calls on the listening public to do what they can to make Hurricane Dorian turn away from Florida. A DMV wants their custom license plate back after deciding it was offensiv...

Quick! Buy All The Water!!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 8/28/19: Another day, another teacher is in trouble. Your doorbell camera may help fight crime, but what do you get for it? A new collectible from Disney can't pass through TSA. C-Lane mi...

Put Your Phone Down! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 8/27/19: An Oklahoma news anchor makes a tearful apology after an offensive comment. A recipe goes viral over the weekend. Shawn may have found a new type of straw alternative. Pete Davidso...

Space Criminal from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 8/26/19: Everybody survives a crazy weekend downtown. NASA investigates what it believes to be the first crime in space. A TV host apologizes for something ridiculous. Hasbro makes a big pur...

Blame Tequila from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 8/23/19: A woman gets a surprise when she thinks she has water in her ear. A guest on Fox News gets marijuana wrong. MTV has a new cringe-inducing show. People are protesting the canceling o...

No More Horny Goat Weed from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 8/22/19: Deepfakes are getting easier, but maybe not for all of us. Mia Khalifa says she didn't make a whole lot of money in porn. Shawn has a secret to give out. Once again, a porn site h...

Chicken Madness from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 8/21/19: Everyone is going nuts over a new offering from Popeye's. Shawn may have jinxed Florida. Another woman celebrating her 100th birthday gives out the secret to long life. A former ...

No Odd Numbers from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 8/20/19: We could all be using too much A/C. A newly-single college football fan has some interesting requests for a game-watching partner on Craigslist. Two police departments try to ruin ...

A Prehensile Tail! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 8/19/19: Fritz joins the show in Sabrina's absence and gives his review on the Impossible Whopper. Shawn has questions about a picture going viral from the Mummy ride at Universal Studios. C...

The Loin King from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 8/16/19: Shawn wants to celebrate National Rum Day. Jimmy Kimmel finds himself in hot water with the FCC. A survey about underwear sparks debate among callers and dispatchers. C-Lane has a h...

Tuan Do, Thanks For Everything from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 8/15/19: A woman miraculously survives a skydive with a failed parachute. An eating contest at a baseball game goes horribly wrong. Catfishing has a new brother. Bella Thorne goes complete...

A Million Bucks is A Million Bucks from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 8/14/19: Another company joins the hard seltzer game, to Sabrina's dismay. Shawn gets everyone worried about botflies. The organizers of the "Storm Area 51" movement are starting a festiv...

Crushed Like a Beer Can (FIXED) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 8/13/19: Day two of school and already a teacher is getting in trouble. Dating apps have a new hero. A mother is appalled over the content of a shirt being sold at a clothing shop. Chris Cu...

Back To School Monday from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 8/12/19: Sabrina hosts the show and Fritz sits in in Shawn's absence. Fritz and Sabrina play an unplanned weekend gig. Fritz schools everyone on wrestling. Sabrina finds inspiration from a t...

We Should've Taken Today Off from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 8/9/19: Everyone is off to a sluggish start for a Friday, and Shawn opens with a dead dog story. A threesome-finding app may be compromised. An orgy in Deltona ends with a missing gun. Shawn...

Weeeeeeeeeeee, Doggies!!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 8/8/19: Chris Rock ruffles feathers over a joke meme. A boy gets a custom shirt for his first day of school. Some apps may be contributing to human trafficking. Shawn thinks he's found a v...

You're The Man Now, Dog! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 8/7/19: An innocent accident sparks panic in New York City. UCF cracks down on a sorority after a group chat gets loose. Sabrina is smitten with a judge who tends to be lenient in the swe...

Happy Birthday, World Wide Web from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 8/6/19: Sports teams are fighting on Twitter, and now one has apologized. Restaurants may be serving up fake versions of one of your favorite dips. Festival-goers sound off on what annoys t...

Faith No More from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 8/5/19: A weekend marked with tragedy spark debate among dispatchers. C-Lane may be in an embarrassing video. A basketball player gets some life-changing news while failing his drug test. An...

Quaiders of the Lost Ark from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 8/2/19: Shawn explores weird names for people from different states. C-Lane reveals a secret love for Dennis Quaid movies. People are on the lookout for Leonardo DiCaprio. Sabrina delves int...

AI for the Straight Guy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 7/31/19: The CNN Democratic Debates started last night, but C-Lane had other plans. Hotels are changing up their bathroom games. Robots attempt to write for television. Sir Richard Branso...

Yukon P. Tatos (FIXED) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 7/30/19: The great wing debate spills into another day. US Soccer finally comments regarding the women's fair pay lawsuit. Police are looking for a woman contaminating vegetables at a Walma...

Who Ate My Chicken? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 7/29/19: C-Lane survives West Palm Beach without seeing a certain local celebrity. Las Vegas is falling victim to the animal uprising. A professional surfer makes an unexpected move after a ...

Cost of a Shoulderless Boy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

And Sabrina almost gets a coworker arrested.

Fat Cat Strut from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 7/25/19: C-Lane almost gets into a weird situation when Sabrina gets some visitors in her studio. Steve Ballmer gets ultra-hyped. A burger confuses some New Yorkers. A badass woman chases ...

RickyLeaks from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 7/24/19: Puerto Rico's governor is expected to finally resign. A Florida girl is attacked by a large anmal in Yellowstone National Park. Shawn and Sabrina think a Miami news anchor made a...

I Wear the Nuts from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 7/23/19: Things get punchy at the Tower of Terror. A stand-up comic dies onstage. A video goes viral of a woman attacking her boyfriend on a plane. A private school becomes the first to lau...

Jackin' Deer from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 7/22/19: C-Lane has a long Friday. Lion King kills in the box office. Shawn's son calls in for Live Trivia. A prank-loving neighbor summons the birds.

Take This Drug and Crap Yourself from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 7/19/19: Some Professors are in hot water over a tree they're growing. A woman is troubled by a superhero statue. President Trump has a creative new way to raise funds for his 2020 campaign.

Unlimited Texting, Side of Nachos from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 7/18/19: A father won't let a disease get in the way of his guitar playing. Two seemingly unusual companies are pairing up Berkeley, CA is neutralizing its city code. Iggy Azalea takes on ...

Being Awesome from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 7/17/19: Shawn honors National Hot Dog Day. Everybody is going nuts with FaceApp, but they could be giving up their rights. A man who says he was teaching his kid to swim has an odd reaso...

No More Laughing from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 7/16/19: A cockfighting ring is busted in Marion County. A newscaster mixes up her superheroes. An age-restricted community imposes some new rules on its elderly residents. The Internet mee...

Stealing the Show from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 7/15/19: Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane recap the events of the weekend's Ultimate Pinewood Derby. A man goes for a lofty Guinness World Record. A weirdo in the UK creeps everyone the hell out.

Chance the Snapper from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 7/12/19: A group of Facebook users wants to storm Area 51. Chicago goes nuts over an alligator. President Trump welcomes the meme-ers. A female pastor gets into trouble over sex toys. A band...

Special Place in the Heart from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 7/11/19: Sabrina has A/C troubles. The licking trend spreads to a doctor's office. A Stuart neighborhood isn't thrilled with a new nearby restaurant. President Trump wants to pay you for y...

Flatulent Felon's Fleeing Fell Flat from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 7/10/19: Sabrina is out for the day, so C-Lane takes much of the flack for an incident that occurred Monday. The US Women's 'Soccer team gets keys to New York City. Shawn talks up a big g...

Toon Town Tangle from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 7/9/19: Shawn returns from vacation with a bone to pick. More details are emerging from a viral video of a fight at Disneyland. Tyler, the Creator gets his own ice cream. HBO is going into ...

Where's Wasson? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 7/8/19: Sabrina hosts the show and Fritz sits in while Shawn heads back from vacation. The cast of Good Day Orlando come in for some fun. Moses Dewitt catches an interesting video over the J...

Death to Iguanas from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 7/3/19: The crew preps for Independence Day Weekend.The Fish and Wildlife Commission has an odd request for Floridians. A teacher is caught in a disgusting lie that others have been oddly...

Dirty Kid Ragamuffins from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 7/2/19: NASA successfully tests a new rocket abort system. Shawn has a list of new trademark applications after rules were loosened on content. The military may be in need of a diet. C-Lane...

Beetles vs Potatoes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 7/1/19: Justin Bieber may have a new challenger. Florida has new rules on sex dolls. A new app may immortalize your every Jumbotron appearance. Shawn sees the new Beatles movie everyone is e...

It's Always Sunny at The Office from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 6/28/19: A top designer at Apple is moving on. Shawn recaps some of the previous night's Democratic debates. A guy claims his Alexa speaker is cursing at him, Shawn isn't so convinced. Rob M...

F5 Poop-nado from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 6/27/19: A technological breakthrough hits Florida's Turnpike. The end of smoking may be near. Someone starts another ridiculous GoFundMe. Shawn find what he thinks is the grossest story i...

Six Whole Years from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 2/26/19: The show celebrates six years on the air by finding some really old audio. San Francisco's vape ban seems a bit uneven. A bar apologizes for letting a comedian perform. Shawn's f...

THROWBACK SHOW!!!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

To celebrate our 6th anniversary with us, have a listen to our fourth ever show after starting middays on Real Radio 104.1 -- Original Air Date: July 1st, 2013

It's Protein! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 6/25/19: Iran has some words for the White House. Shawn debuts a new completely original segment. An interview with Anderson Cooper gets incredibly awkward. A woman goes all out on her wedd...

Real Radio 104.1 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 9/30/19: Robert De Niro talks Trump on CNN. Antonio Brown asks for homework help on Twitter. Aaron Carter gets weirder. We all find out that our addresses could be reduced down to just three...

Did Shawn Cry? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 1/23/20: A special guest joins us for the show today and he's been brutally shamed all day. Did Shawn cry during the most ridiculous moment of the show? A white police officer swears he's ...

Gyno. Tomorrow. 9:30. from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY (FIXED) 11/6/19: The crew has to be at work early for a meeting. Shawn is concerned about a new feature for Apple AirPods. McDonalds goes into throwback mode. A reporter on a hot mic clai...

Arbitrary and Capri Sun from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 11/5/19: Shawn is finally excited about a football story. The Popeye's Chicken Sandwich craze reaches peak insanity. A Seth Meyers stand-up will debut a new feature for Netflix. A kid is ban...

ORDER!!!! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 11/4/19: Two offensive entries make it into Halloween Costume Court. Shawn is enthralled with British Parliament. McDonalds gets a new CEO. C-Lane has ideas for a new advertising venue.

Spooooooooky Halloween! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 10/31/19: The News Junkie gets spookified as we prepare for Halloween Night 2019

Late Podcast Wednesday from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 10/30/19: Sorry it's late! -C-Lane

On Company Time from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 10/29/19: Americans fall in love with the dog involved with the killing of an ISIS leader. A man is fired from his job for a meme he posted to Facebook. A snafu puts the wrong phone number ...

621 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 10/28/19: President Trump and Instagram models shake up the World Series. An Ocala driver gets a startling surprise. Sabrina runs down some of celebrities' biggest fears. Airline passengers ...

Tropical Depression from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 10/25/19: XFL players get offered super-low salaries. Shawn brings a sackful of breakfast burritos. C-Lane bitches about access to Diet Coke. A jail in Key West has an interesting amenity fo...

Thursday's Late Podcast from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Yep... Sorry folks

Why Terrorists Hate Us from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 1/23/19: A bartender goes viral for her beer service. Shawn stirs up drama with the dispatchers. Coolio is announced as headliner for JUST OK VI. A reporter is fired for an automotive las...

The B-Word from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 1/22/19: A homecoming party with an awesome flyer gets busted. K-Mart takes heat for a children's Halloween costume. A shuttered website was out to expose President Trump's campaign support...

Honey Bun Phase from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 10/21/19: An NFL player gets height-shamed. A Central Florida resident hoards over 200 animals. Neiman Marcus releases its annual Christmas catalog. A theme-park-goer is upset with a bottoml...

You Can Get Fired For That? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 10/18/19: A TV host gets flack for telling a story about her past leading the show to question some of the stories THEY tell. A viral app is making it hard for trial users to cancel their su...

Working for Robots from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 10/17/19: A woman is banned from having kids after setting a record. A real-life Joker can't stop himself from laughing in awkward situations. Dominos Pizza unveils an automated system to ...

Stock Market Coupons from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 10/16/19: An incident with police in Kissimmee gains national attention. Shawn recaps the latest Democratic debate, including a gaffe or two. A mystery apocalypse family gets noticed when...

Make Me a Pogo Stick from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 10/15/19: Markeith Loyd finds himself in an interesting position during his trial. Lebron James catches heat for some China-related tweets. ATMs may soon be spitting out free money after an...

Return of the Iguana from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 10/14/19: A Panera employee loses their job over a video. A Florida woman reunites with her dog over a decade after losing her. A pop star could be responsible for putting a hex on a hockey ...

Live From Universal! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 10/11/19: The News Junkie broadcasts live from Universal Studios for Halloween Horror Nights 2019

Save This Bird! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 10/10/19: Sabrina is back after being off and comes to the rescue of an injured animal that just wanted to fly into a window!

Should've Been A Farmer from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 10/9/19: Fritz joins the show while Sabrina's out. Findings in a study of adults seems sad but plausible. C-Lane finally sees Joker and Shawn is swimming in memes about the movie. A slew ...

Keep That Dolphin Still! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 10/8/19: The NBA situation in China continues. Shawn deals with very first world car problems. Ellen strikes back at critics. Netflix's "Big Mouth" catches flack over a pansexual character.

Forever Hold Your Peace from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

MONDAY 10/7/19: The greatest story in the world leaves a lot of people scratching their heads. Shawn sees the new Joker movie everyone is going crazy over. Jim Colbert explains what it's like going...

Vodka Day! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 10/4/19: Shawn twists C-Lanes arm super hard to celebrate National Vodka Day, and that is why the podcast is late.

Mr Soap Dispenser from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 10/3/19: President Trump goes full Nickelback on Twitter. A coach is under fire for being too successful. Travelers will have some new options using AirBnB. The show learns that in some st...

Look Ma, We're on TV! from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 10/2/19: A theme park character and a Korean golfer both get in big trouble for hand gestures. The show goes on Facebook Live for the first time, and Sabrina comes prepared. Jim Belushi c...

Can I See the Manager? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

TUESDAY 10/1/19: Red meat may not be so bad for you after all. New laws go into effect as October kicks into gear. Facebook looks to slow down pirating. A Utah man has a bison problem. The show exp...

1999 Called, It Wants It's Commercial Back from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

FRIDAY 9/27/19: C-Lane has a traumatic moment that nobody cares about. Japan takes air travel to the next level. A teacher is in trouble for a question on a quiz. A well-endowed man is accused of s...

The Fresh Pudge of Bel Air from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

THURSDAY 9/26/19: Amazon is going overboard with Echo devices. New-age police officers run into new-age problems. A classic shopping destination finally gets a website. Will Smith puts on a few pou...

A Vested Interest from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

WEDNESDAY 9/25/19: Nancy Pelosi talks impeachment. Students are upset over a UCF professor's suspension and the potential troubles that could come with it. Shawn takes heat from a caller in the dis...

A Mudcrack Day from 2021-01-29T15:42:34

FRIDAY 1/29/21: The CEO of Robinhood comes under fire in the news after yesterday's trade blocking fiasco. Floridians want to save a disappearing island. Your shopping cart may be getting smarter. ...

FIGURE IT OUT! from 2021-01-28T15:22:22

THURSDAY 1/28/21: The stock market scheme gets more interesting as Robinhood halts the trade of companies recently made popular. Music festivals are already getting cancelled in 2021. Amanda Gorman...

Less Than Sleeping from 2021-01-27T15:08:46

WEDNESDAY 1/27/21: Everybody is in an investing frenzy after Reddit inflates Gamestop's price. A new COVID-19 test may be more accurate, but not so desirable. The show explores social media posts w...

Hardish from 2021-01-26T15:07:11

TUESDAY 1/26/21: A police officer is being investigated for her TikTok account. Shawn has questions about a sexy picture of Elizabeth Hurley. Kellyanne Conway finds herself in more family drama. My...

Pearl Jam? from 2021-01-25T15:47:02

MONDAY 1/25/21: C-Lane returns from a weekend road trip. A kid who snitched on his dad is cleaning up on his GoFundMe page. Tampa Bay heads to the Super Bowl. An airline passenger is kicked off a p...

Snorting Bipartisan Rails from 2021-01-22T15:52:21

Shawn and Sabrina work their way through a National Guard controversy, hidden messages in your favorite movies and a naked man with a naked plan.

Late Tuesday Podcast from 2021-01-21T11:05:04

TUESDAY 1/19/21: Oops!

Congrats Joe! (and sorry, other Joe) from 2021-01-20T15:58:41

WEDNESDAY 1/20/21: The show follows along as Joe Biden is inaugurated as the 46th President of the United States, while a reality TV star is left hanging. Taco Bell follows up on the story of the "...

Ammo First from 2021-01-18T15:19:05

MONDAY 1/18/21: A restaurant owner is going viral for his super-honest food descriptions. Shawn has some plans for how he wants his obituary written. The Villages documentary gets rave reviews. A m...

Shawn vs Eagles from 2021-01-15T15:58:50

FRIDAY 1/15/21: Inauguration fears grow, an update on Joe the pigeon , a waitress saves a kid in trouble, and Shawn takes on an American icon.

Pricks for Pot from 2021-01-14T15:19

THURSDAY 1/14/21: A bird pulls off an impressive feat, but Australia isn’t so thrilled. A bar owner is apologizing for an offensive chalkboard sign. Washington DC has a new way to convince people t...

Impeachment Part Deux from 2021-01-13T15:03:28

WEDNESDAY 1/13/21: Chuck Schumer gets heckled at a press conference. C-Lane is dressed down after experiencing washing machine issues. CNN is shutting down a network you may not know they had. The ...

Max, Vax, Wax, and Tax from 2021-01-12T14:57:06

TUESDAY 1/12/21: A young NASCAR driver is under fire after comments during a livestream. The FWC is investigating after a manatee was found with Trump written on its back. C-Lane wants to drive a r...

The No-Fly Cry from 2021-01-11T15:51:13

MONDAY 1/11/21: A gunman in Chicago makes creepy videos. Shawn gets uncomfortable when dispatchers act extra nice. Texters and Dispatchers chime in about their first vehicles and advice for finding...

Milk and Onions from 2021-01-08T15:34:08

FRIDAY 1/8/21: As the first broadcast week of 2021 comes to a close, arrests begin as the people who raided the US Capitol building continue to be identified. More people call for President Trump's...

Thanks for Calling, Tammy from 2021-01-07T15:16:27

THURSDAY 1/7/20: The show recaps the chaos that ensued the previous night at the US Capitol building and the fallout that followed. C-Lane thinks some of the old procedures need a re-vamping. Shawn...

Man of the Flour from 2021-01-06T14:55:53

WEDNESDAY 1/6/21: Washington DC braces as thousands flood the area to protest Biden’s confirmation. Mitt Romney gets heckled on an airplane. Shawn takes issue with a culinary opinion of a fellow ra...

Freddy Kruger Penis from 2021-01-05T15:03:16

TUESDAY 1/5/21: Everyone is confused about the “death” of Tanya Roberts. Shawn is unsure about a Danish TV show for kids. A YouTuber autotunes the weekend’s infamous phone call from President Trump...

We're Back! from 2021-01-04T15:12:24

MONDAY 1/4/21: The show returns to the home studio for the first live show of 2021. Sabrina recaps some family drama while C-Lane enjoys an unorthodox New Year's Eve. You'll be SHOCKED to learn whe...

So Long, 2020! from 2020-12-18T16:57:17

FRIDAY 12/18/20: Fritz joins as the crew exchanges gifts, recaps the weirdest year ever, and sends everyone off to vacation to cap off 2020.

Calling a Lid from 2020-12-17T15:02:51

THURSDAY 12/17/20: Something is different about Sabrina on the penultimate show of 2020. Shawn doesn’t like a new trend in political news. Dispatchers reminisce on growing up with weird names after...

That's It, I Quit! from 2020-12-16T15:23:58

Tom Cruise loses his mind, someone quits under pressure and Clane has to hit the dump button twice in a single segment!

Blood or Fees from 2020-12-15T15:04:50

TUESDAY 11/15/20: Joe Biden coughs his way through a speech after electoral votes were cast. Sabrina is uneasy about a situation at her childhood home. Shawn quizzes the show on their knowledge of ...

Listen, Kiddo. from 2020-12-14T15:20:42

MONDAY 12/14/20: Shawn has a hot take on a classic rock act. Sabrina has an invention that's sure to amp up your shower time. Amy Kaufeldt joins the show for the last time in 2020 and Shawn tries t...

Armed Boats from 2020-12-11T16:03:29

FRIDAY 12/11/20: An emailer may be able to settle a debate between Shawn and Sabrina. A newspaper article tries to debunk an HBO Max show everyone has gotten on board for. Shia LaBeouf gets sued by...

Too Cold for Flip-Flops from 2020-12-10T15:09:56

THURSDAY 12/10/20: Shawn wants to know who broke an impressive pay-it-forward streak. Some business are fined over poor COVID practices, but it's not who you'd think. Shawn finds a new account to f...

Too Cold for Flip-Flops from 2020-12-10T15:09:56

THURSDAY 12/10/20: Shawn wants to know who broke an impressive pay-it-forward streak. Some business are fined over poor COVID practices, but it's not who you'd think. Shawn finds a new account to f...

Just Put "Cowboy" In Front of It from 2020-12-09T15:15:42

WEDNESDAY 12/9/20: C-Lane tries to steer dispatches in a certain direction, but Shawn re-ignites the great shower vs bath debate. A NY politician wants to tax online order deliveries. Sabrina has a...

A Dashboard of Dashboards from 2020-12-08T15:05:43

TUESDAY 12/8/20: A lawyer is caught being inappropriate during a Zoom meeting. A former state employee has her house raided. A consumer is given the first "official" COVID-19 vaccine, but the secon...

Nametag Says Wanda from 2020-12-07T15:26:25

MONDAY 12/7/20: A mall Santa makes a kid cry. C-Lane and Sabrina try to ruin Today I Learned for Shawn. The show contemplates Christmas presents after a weird year. A video predicting the future in...

GetSkywall.com from 2020-12-04T16:13:02

FRIDAY 12/4/20: Shawn reveals the design for the latest News Junkie shirt, available this weekend. Parents debate whether or not to take their kids into a bathroom they don't belong in. An orgy get...

Touchdown Lane from 2020-12-03T15:25:18

A crazy woman testifies in voter fraud hearings. An NFL commentator has an odd thing to say about football fans. A man with an unfortunate name wins a South African election in a landslide. Sabrina...

Watermelons and Cocaine from 2020-12-02T15:05:55

WEDNESDAY 12/2/20: Fritz joins the show while Sabrina is out for the day. Shawn wants to learn multiple languages, but doesn't want to put in the effort. C-Lane finds himself in a bit of trouble. B...

Actually.... from 2020-12-01T15:07:10

TUESDAY 12/1/20: The show debates who (or what) should get Time magazine's Person of the Year for 2020. The NFL has more COVID-19 issues. A viral video taken on a plane may have a passenger in trou...

Apologies to Fred Astaire from 2020-11-30T15:14

MONDAY 11/30/20: Shawn's time off takes an interesting turn. Sabrina is seeing a rise in activity on her TikTok account but for possibly the wrong reason. Pat Sajak almost loses it on a Wheel conte...

Snow Day from 2020-11-20T16:58:18

FRIDAY 11/20/20: Shawn makes the poor choice of relying on dispatchers to diagnose his foot issues. A gift to the studio makes things fun for an already cursed This Week in Florida. Rudy Giuliani h...

WOW from 2020-11-19T15:27:38

THURSDAY 11/19/20: Scientists have varying opinions on whether an early Christmas is good for you in 2020. Governor Cuomo has a slow snap-back at a reporter. Shawn and Sabrina make a terrible, awfu...

The Illest from 2020-11-18T15:15:13

WEDNESDAY 11/18/20: A company is trying to map COVID symptoms to your voice. People are uncertain about this year's Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center. A man with a flamethrower stuns Brooklyn st...

Spacefarts from 2020-11-17T15:07:43

TUESDAY 11/17/20: The show debates using bidets after reports say toilet paper shortages could be coming back. Authorities have advice on how people should approach a pandemic Thanksgiving. The sho...

Murph Dive from 2020-11-16T15:19:39

MONDAY 11/16/20: Shawn rallies against high-octane fuel. A SpaceX rocket launches successfully with a special toy to indicate anti-gravity. Costco has a new private jet service. A super human break...

Well, S**t... from 2020-11-13T16:18:33

FRIDAY 11/13/20: The show receives saddening news just before airtime. A reporter has a close call while reporting on flood damage. Vegas takes bets on who will take the helm at Jeopardy! after Ale...

Commonwealth of Delaware from 2020-11-12T15:13:05

THURSDAY 11/12/20: C-Lane returns after a long wedding weekend. Florida looks good on a ranking of states for once. Scientists discover a new planet, but it may not be so habitable. A Politician ma...

Everything Goes Wrong from 2020-11-11T18:49:52

If chaos is your thing, you're in the right place. Thank God Clane is back tomorrow, right?

That Was A Quick 'No' from 2020-11-10T15:38:07

The greatest podcast ever. Clane isn't here so I'm trying to post the podcast, friend. Did it work?

Twice from 2020-11-06T15:01:09

FRIDAY 11/6/20: Shawn makes a call on the election. The show tries to calm C-Lane’s nerves on the eve of his wedding. Marshmallow’s truck gets stolen. Chappelle’s Show quietly removes an episode fr...

The Longest Week from 2020-11-05T15:29:04

THURSDAY 11/5/20: Portions of this show are cut due to a recording error. (Sorry!)

What Now? from 2020-11-04T14:57:42

WEDNESDAY 11/4/20: An election too close to call leaves things in limbo. C-Lane tries to find out if he could buy a Magic Wall. Kanye West concedes his candidacy.

Decision 2020 from 2020-11-03T15:56:41

TUESDAY 11/3/20: America takes to the polls on Election Day following a large early voting turnout. Shawn isn't too sure about the CDC's voting guidelines. Sabrina finds prop bets for C-Lane's wedd...

Oh Boy! from 2020-11-02T16:02:45

MONDAY 11/2/20: A Walmart employee quits in epic fashion. A doctor gets duped on a magical purchase. Rick Scott flexes his skills in speaking Spanish. Oh... and there's an election tomorrow.

Halloween Eve from 2020-10-30T16:09:18

FRIDAY 10/30/20: Everyone is dressed up for Halloween, but not everyone is on board with C-Lane's costume. A Trump supporter gets a surprise when going through their Nest camera footage. Kanye gets...

I Like This Guy! from 2020-10-29T15:08:32

THURSDAY 10/29/20: A Christmas movie is getting its comeuppance two years late. A judge weighs in on Phil Collins' divorce issues. The show is quizzed on their superhero knowledge. Spotify takes he...

You Can Be an A! from 2020-10-28T15:15:36

WEDNESDAY 10/28/20: The show mourns for Fritz as the Dodgers beat the Rays in Game 6 of the World Series. Sabrina and C-Lane don't buy the story that the MLB commissioner was super drunk giving out...

Good Fences from 2020-10-27T15:12:06

TUESDAY 10/27/20: Shawn shares a dream he had in which old West Palm friends are out to embarrass him. Fritz readies himself for Game 6 of the World Series. Burger King has another "prank" aimed at...

RIP Toilet from 2020-10-26T15:18:58

MONDAY 10/26/20: Shawn recaps his favorite moments from the Borat sequel. NASA has a big announcement about the moon. C-Lane's weekend includes an embarrassing home mishap. A listener has an offer ...

F*** 2020 from 2020-10-23T16:00:38

FRIDAY 10/23/20: The show recaps the final presidential debate with just days left til the general election. C-Lane finally learns the third party candidates' names. Shawn laments over a road trip ...

Dropkicked Macaque from 2020-10-22T16:18:40

THURSDAY 10/22/20: Shawn and Sabrina are concerned about a mystery in the studio. A sheriff in Ohio wants to help celebrities leave the country after the election. Sabrina quizzes the show's knowle...

Project Mayhem from 2020-10-21T15:32:04

WEDNESDAY 10/21/20: The Rays may have not won Game 1, but there IS a silver lining. Phil Collins' divorce gets interesting. The show makes guesses on NASA's pending announcement about a discovery o...

The Great Gift Mystery from 2020-10-20T17:04:16

TUESDAY 10/20/20: Sabrina digs for a deep dark secret between Shawn and C-Lane. Also other stuff.

A Litter of Kittens from 2020-10-19T16:35:33

MONDAY 10/19/20: Strip clubs fight to stay open. More speculation surround the "rocketman" sightings. The show ponders what they'd do if stranded in the woods for two weeks.

Super Hetero Cowboy and Friends from 2020-10-16T16:22:58

FRIDAY 10/16/20: On a dress-up Friday, C-Lane has some regrets. An airplane passenger has quite an uncomfortable moment with a pastor sitting next to her. Google has a new feature but nobody can se...

How to Save Thanksgiving from 2020-10-15T16:12:06

THURSDAY 10/15/20: Dr Fauci thinks having Thanksgiving is a bad idea, but the show has ideas on how it can still be done. Texters chime in on what would be their most desired movie prop. An elected...

Have a Great Friday, you MOTHER%#^$&@!!! from 2020-10-14T16:08:03

WEDNESDAY 10/14/20: C-Lane is back after an extended bachelor party weekend. Critics go after Amy Coney Barrett's voice. A reporter leaves an insane message on a mayor's voicemail. Florida may be c...

My Cat's In The Bathroom from 2020-10-13T15:21:35

We said stuff. There were laughs, one cry, and a lot of words in between. C-Lane was not there, but boy do we have a great picture of him in our possession.
Love Always, Sabrina & Shawn

No Smoking from 2020-10-09T15:07:55

FRIDAY 10/9/20: President Trump sounds a bit cough-y in a phone interview with Fox News. Sabrina is frustrated that Shawn and C-Lane phoned in their costumes. A pastor and two dominatrices are arre...

Rich Pants Facts Guy from 2020-10-08T15:03:48

THURSDAY 10/8/20: An unexpected guest takes center stage at the Vice Presidential debate. Sabrona shows up wanting an invite to C-Lane's bachelor party. Fritz has a comeuppance at halftime. Shawn i...

Locktober! from 2020-10-07T15:18:16

WEDNESDAY 10/7/20: C-Lane catches up on the American Murder documentary. A judge says inmates can receive IRS stimulus checks. Dispatchers try at their best Morgan Freeman impressions. Shawn discov...

Antipodes Nuts from 2020-10-06T15:07:02

TUESDAY 10/6/20: Problems with the state website lead lawmakers to call for the extension of voter registration in Florida. A news anchor has a slip-up over positive COVID testing in the White Hous...

Rails Off the Rocker from 2020-10-05T15:23:58

MONDAY 10/5/20: President Trump's doctor fumbles over questions from the press. C-Lane crashes a bachelorette party. A whistleblower e-mail claims a restaurant is keeping servers' tips. A drunken p...

Sabrona's Return from 2020-10-02T15:13:29

FRIDAY 10/2/20: The show kicks off Halloween early. President Trump tests positive for COVID-19. Murder hornets make a return in the news. Sabrina attempts to debunk a hole in the '24' series. An o...

Full Moon Frenzy from 2020-10-01T15:49:05

THURSDAY 10/1/20: A surprising turn of events unfold surrounding the "tattoo" Sabrina gave Shawn. Halloween this year may get even more 2020. A Florida woman may not get her due lottery winnings. A...

Mr. Wasson's Fancy New Tattoo from 2020-09-30T15:10:19

WEDNESDAY 9/30/20: The show recaps the first presidential debate from the previous night. Sabrina takes to Facebook to pick the design for Shawn's new tattoo. Basketball fans are upset about the co...

It's a Toothpaste Conspiracy! from 2020-09-29T15:17:08

TUESDAY 9/29/20: The Presidential debate is finally coming, but who on the show will be watching it? Dispatchers and texters chime in after Sabrina wins a coveted challenge. Shawn cals on people to...

Wet-Ass Pancake from 2020-09-28T15:19:26

MONDAY 9/28/20: Shawn pays a visit to the blood bank. Dispatchers debate hygiene habits after an author suggest we're all showering too much. Cardi B branches out with her merchandising.

I Want To Talk To Your Manager (or Treat) from 2020-09-25T15:44:59

FRIDAY 9/25/20: A dispatcher predicts the beginning of the show. Ring has a new product that some think is cool, but others take issue with. Shawn doesn’t believe survey participants who say they’d...

Teach Them Young! from 2020-09-24T15:23:02

THURSDAY 9/24/20: Shawn is cautious about a story out of Vietnam that is sure to ruin lunches. Tribune Publishing picks a rather cruel way to train their employees on phishing scams. A woman who fi...

BUMBLEBEE! from 2020-09-23T14:56:42

WEDNESDAY 9/23/20: President Trump goes on a tangent about tuna fish. The show examines the things that drive their girlfriends nuts after a story sees a woman’s lazy grocery unpacking habits. Sabr...

The Social Dilemma Dilemma from 2020-09-22T15:02:46

TUESDAY 9/22/20: Another mom is kicked off an airplane after their two-year-old wouldn’t wear a mask. A company touts the “world’s strongest” beer. A classic buffet chain files for bankruptcy. Shaw...

The Bologna Inquisition from 2020-09-21T15:39:38

MONDAY 9/21/20: The Emmy's air in a pandemic setup with a hiccup or two. A beloved restaurant gets an upgrade. Ellen returns to her studio and addresses controversies surrounding the show. Shawn an...

Late Friday Podcast from 2020-09-18T19:37:08

FRIDAY 9/18/20: Sorry bros... got a little behind today. Have a good weekend!

Legalize WHAT? from 2020-09-17T15:21:30

THURSDAY 9/17/20: Shawn wants to be ahead of the game on a move radio stations are making early. The ACM awards go off without an audience, or in one case, a clear winner. Released e-mails show Nas...

Dancing with the Stars Behind Bars from 2020-09-15T15:01:36

TUESDAY 9/15/20: Shawn has a fresh idea for primetime television. Netflix faces more backlash from the Cuties movie. Scientists may have discovered a new treatment for COVID-19. Paul Rudd wants you...

Sabrina Is Back, Baby! from 2020-09-14T15:00:47

Clane usually does this stuff. Wait until you hear how great the show is now that he isn't around anymore!

Ain't No Fortunate Son from 2020-09-11T15:59:50

FRIDAY 9/11/20: Bars open back up almost just in time for C-Lane's birthday weekend. Other stuff happened too. You still reading? If so, thanks for that. We appreciate you.

Dirsted Bertations from 2020-09-10T14:57:45

THURSDAY 9/10/20: Fritz comes in with some fresh hot takes. Shawn reminisces after a reporter in Australia has a breakdown during a live report. A “robot” writes a concerning article. New informati...

Hotel University from 2020-09-09T15:07:10

WEDNESDAY 9/9/20: The contest from the Jelly Belly “founder” gets weirder. C-Lane tells a story about being hypnotized. Sabrina plays Fritz on the Street on the road. Harrison Ford has another inci...

Dragging Ass Tuesday from 2020-09-08T15:07:58

TUESDAY 9/8/20: It's a lazy day-after-Labor-Day and Shawn can feel it in the air. An 11-year-old boy becomes a hero after doing something any of his friends would want to do. A girl goes viral afte...

Where Do You See Yourself? from 2020-09-04T17:28:21

FRIDAY 9/5/20: Target gets a challenge. C-Lane is fascinated by a prisoner pen pal site after learning TikTok users are writing letters to murderers. A professor cancels herself after pretending to...

Top Five, Dead or Alive from 2020-09-03T15:01:14

THURSDAY 9/3/20: Dispatchers and texters chime in with their stories after a mother has an awkward conversation with her son. C-Lane takes the show on a journey through history. More stories surfac...

Saucy Nugs from 2020-09-02T15:01:49

WEDNESDAY 9/2/20: David Blaine’s balloon stunt unfolds during the beginning of the show. A man comes to a city council meeting with a serious problem. Carole Baskin gets a new role. Shawn has troub...

Cats and Chowder from 2020-09-01T14:56:58

TUESDAY 9/1/20: The show figures out they need to write new bios after waking up early for a meeting. Shawn seeks advice from an expert to help his war on peacocks. A man with a particular hobby is...

Take That Tom Cruise from 2020-08-31T14:58:25

MONDAY 8/31/20: Shawn sees a sign that progress has been made in the fight against COVID-19. C-Lane learns something new about his fiancé after watching a movie discussed on Friday’s show. Sabrina ...

Free the Burgers from 2020-08-28T16:48:16

FRIDAY 8/28/20: Shawn was curious about a particular comment made during the final night of the RNC. A woman making beans has a big concern about her smoked turkey tails. Moses DeWitt has a big ann...

An Elephant (Never?) Forgets from 2020-08-27T15:42:35

THURSDAY 8/27/20: The NBA halts games after the Milwaukee Bucks refuse to take the court in protest of police brutality. Sabrina learns she's not alone regarding her belly button. Scientists want t...

A Pile of Poolboys from 2020-08-26T16:22:58

WEDNESDAY 8/26/20: Chaos breaks out in Kenosha after the shooting of Jacob Blake. More details emerge surrounding Jerry Falwell Jr's "corner cuck" situation. More people raise questions about a fre...

Again Again from 2020-08-25T16:06:50

TUESDAY 8/25/20: A freak accident sends the show into a dark beginning, but not everyone is on board with the story. Shawn is a fan of a clip from the first night of the Republican National Convent...

So Called Beach Weekend from 2020-08-24T16:25:34

MONDAY 8/24/20: The show welcomes in listeners from a new weekday affiliate down south. C-Lane is rough after a beach weekend that didn't include actual beach time. Rumors fly about the condition o...

Round Up from 2020-08-21T15:02:35

FRIDAY 8/21/20: Amid the coin shortage, some restaurants and stores are trying to screw customers out of their change. Shawn thinks Britney Spears is trolling. A story suggest that a special kind o...

Radio Day! from 2020-08-20T16:00:09

THURSDAY 8/20/20: The show gets their own burger for National Radio Day. More hot mic moments make headlines but one doesn't seem all that bad. A French Netflix movie may not see the light of day i...

Liberal Cuck Show from 2020-08-19T16:20:17

WEDNESDAY 8/19/20: A member of the Harlem Globetrotters is upset about a TV interview. Shawn grills C-Lane on his female role models. A politician has a not-so-hot-mic moment.

Pencil Pushers from 2020-08-18T15:17:12

TUESDAY 8/18/20: Shawn gets a strange voicemail. More details emerge about a mysterious local murder. A man makes the news for his participation in a VERY specific Facebook Group. C-Lane gets a new...

Junkie Juice from 2020-08-17T16:08:32

MONDAY 8/17/20: A mysterious crime is unraveling close to the show. Sabrina spends a fruitful weekend at the beach. Shawn learns about an upcoming holiday that involves the whole show. One show mem...

Can We Vacation? from 2020-08-14T16:24:42

FRIDAY 8/14/20: A radio war may be coming to a close. Shawn discovers a not-so-new animal that he's not a fan of. Sabrina is among a group of people receiving the latest class action settlement che...

Deuce Be Gone from 2020-08-13T15:29:13

THURSDAY 8/13/20: Shawn has a big announcement, but not before dealing with a recent attack on the show. Sabrina's dad makes improvements on his toilet. A guest on CNBC surprises a host when he giv...

Red-Headed Stepchild from 2020-08-12T15:41:02

WEDNESDAY 8/12/20: Joe Biden chooses a running mate. C-Lane is turning into an old man. A Chili's is the latest spot for mask insanity. More bars are shutdown after not operating safely. A dispatch...

Tuesday 8/11/20 from 2020-08-11T16:54:16

I know the podcast cuts off after Jury Duty (the rest was best-of, don't e-mail!!!) -C-Lane

Bear Necessities from 2020-08-10T15:25:48

MONDAY 8/10/20: An NBA player may have some explaining to do after an errant Instagram Live. C-Lane and Shawn practice techniques for scaring off Black Bears after video shows an encounter with a “...

Clever Friday Title from 2020-08-07T16:47:07

FRIDAY 8/7/20: The show talks to Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer about his comments regarding the re-opening of bars on ABC News. Sabrina is over her juice cleanse. Shawn reveals his true feelings for ABBA.

Eating Your Fries from 2020-08-06T15:37:34

THURSDAY 8/6/20: Sabrina isn't too keen on her juice cleanse. Your ears may be able to tell you if you're at risk for a heart attack. A DoorDash driver is upset at not being able to find her destin...

Back to the Park! from 2020-08-05T15:03:30

WEDNESDAY 8/5/20: The News Junkie becomes the first show to broadcast live from Universal Studios since the COVID-9 pandemic shut down theme parks. Shawn's stories all seem to have C-Lane in their ...

Shawn Wasson, Hero Once More. from 2020-08-04T15:49:51

TUESDAY 8/4/20: While Sabrina takes the day off, Shawn has a medical adventure in Deland. C-Lane and Fritz go head-to-head to test their American Spirit. Speculation soars as videos of a massive ex...

Ma Ma Ma Ma from 2020-08-03T15:35:10

MONDAY 8/3/20: A weekend with an expected hurricane turns out rather mild. Some unexpected results come from the splashdown of the SpaceX Dragon Capsule. Shawn hates a mural revealed in Tampa. C-La...

A Bulge in Your Sleeve from 2020-07-31T15:58:37

FRIDAY 7/31/20: A hurricane may be heading towards Florida over the weekend. The NBA has started back up officially, but not everyone is on board with the opening game's national anthem. A back-to-...

No Free Food for Karen from 2020-07-30T15:32:32

THURSDAY 7/30/20: The NBA is back with a new look. Shawn is curious about a statement from the teacher's union. Sabrina and C-Lane face off on who knows more about the Black Market. A pizza chain i...

A Wasson Looks at Forty from 2020-07-29T15:38:55

WEDNESDAY 7/29/20: C-Lane may be more likely to get COVID-19 than Shawn or Sabrina. A baseball brawl breaks out, but is it weird with fans to egg on the players? The show talks to a woman in Tel Av...

Show Toes Pls from 2020-07-29T10:49:26

TUESDAY 7/28/20: Sorry we're late!

Do Not Plant! from 2020-07-27T15:28:30

MONDAY 7/27/20: A beloved News Junkie game makes a comeback. Shawn is trolled on Facebook after announcing he's finally getting a haircut. Parents across Florida struggle with how to send their chi...

Wrestlemania 13 from 2020-07-24T16:16:19

FRIDAY 7/24/20: Shawn ponders a fight with Mike Tyson. The iPhone may have a new zoom enhancement but no one is positive how good it is. A man makes good on his word over lotto winnings. C-Lane rui...

The Radio Show from 2020-07-23T15:22:39

THURSDAY 7/23/20: A phone call distracts Shawn from the beginning of the show. Fritz finds a way to be represented at baseball games. A teacher sends in altered back-to-school plans for their distr...

Guinea Pig for Pay from 2020-07-22T15:14:18

WEDNESDAY 7/22/20: Sabrina reveals the design for her new tattoo. C-Lane lacks confidence as the show discusses who would make the best hostage negotiator. Shawn signs up for a clinical trial. More...

Give us the Grapes from 2020-07-21T15:26:29

TUESDAY 7/21/20: Sabrina is out of studio but checking in with a surprise. Dispatchers vote on whether or not Shawn should let Courtney cut his hair on the show. C-Lane and Fritz face off on who kn...

There’s Something About Hairy from 2020-07-20T15:16:03

MONDAY 7/20/20: Shawn debates who he should let cut his hair. Grady Judd gives an update on the case of three murdered fishermen. Sabrina, C-Lane, and Fritz face off in The Greatest Game Ever Sold....

Ass Like a Wagon from 2020-07-17T16:07:28

FRIDAY 7/17/20: The show gets off to a rather rough start. Shawn explores a possible bucket list item. YouTubers explore an odd health product. The show in unfamiliar with a term that came up regar...

Kermit Grows Up from 2020-07-16T15:19:42

THURSDAY 7/16/20: Shawn ponders where the line is on COVID deniers contracting the disease. A Twitter hack produces financial gain and hilarious results. An annoying mother rages on a TikTok user o...

Lick a Maid from 2020-07-15T15:26:28

WEDNESDAY 7/15/20: Nick Cannon gets canceled. Everyone remembers Fun Dip but C-Lane calls it something different. Old iPhone owners may be in for some money. Moses joins the show to talk about Flor...

Codetalkers! from 2020-07-14T16:48:31

TUESDAY 7/14/20: Shawn starts a new weekly routine. Governor DeSantis gets heckled at a press conference. Some people are pressing on over the Wayfair conspiracy. A new suggestion is put forward f...

A New Washington from 2020-07-13T15:55:02

MONDAY 7/13/20: The weekend sees some interesting conspiracies across the internet. The Washington Redskins finally announce a name change, but there's a problem along the way. Drive-in concerts ar...

Breakfast with Johnny Depp from 2020-07-10T16:03:46

FRIDAY 7/10/20: People seem to be paying attention to a new Trump ad. Shawn is surprised by the ratings for returning sports. A man loses his job over an outburst as Costco. Governor DeSantis makes...

A Year in the Islands from 2020-07-09T15:26:44

THURSDAY 7/9/20: The Washington Redskins may be up for a name change, while Lady A runs into issues with their new name. Barbados has a genius idea to boost tourism. Shawn has questions about an at...

The Great Chair Heist from 2020-07-08T15:30:47

WEDNESDAY 7/8/20: Shawn is curious as to which member of the show would win a certain competition. A mysterious find leaves questions for Tampa residents. NBA players take to Twitter to show off th...

Cool Cat Shawn from 2020-07-07T15:05:39

TUESDAY 7/7/20: The show returns from a long 4th of July weekend and Shawn has a message (or two) from Carole Baskin. Disney+ numbers skyrocket after the release of Hamilton. Camping is starting to...

Happy Birthday, America! from 2020-07-02T16:04:49

FRIDAY 7/2/20: Sabrina and C-Lane learn a new word as Shawn reviews the latest COVID-19 numbers. Sabrina shows off the "New Normal" shirt that will be available for pre-order soon. C-Lane quizzes t...

50 Roses from 2020-07-01T15:24:30

WEDNESDAY 7/1/20: Shawn weighs alternatives after being in need of a haircut. C-Lane's household awaits the Disney+ release of Hamilton. Sia becomes a grandmother. Amazon Prime Video has a new "par...

Street Smarts from 2020-06-30T15:21:01

TUESDAY 6/30/20: A judge resigns after a turn of phrase sees him canceled. Shawn rages on old FCC rules and July traditions. C-Lane is annoyed with a family shopping at Publix.

A Rat in the Microwave from 2020-06-29T15:08:55

MONDAY 6/29/20: Shawn disagrees with Sabrina and C-Lane on how to feed a pet snake. A golfer has an embarrassing moment on the green. Parents call for the job of a school board member seen drinking...

Seven Years from 2020-06-26T15:57:56

FRIDAY 6/26/20: The show reconvenes back in Shawn's studio to celebrate the seven-year anniversary of The News Junkie starting on middays. The celebration, however, is not without its share of bad ...

From 7 to 11 from 2020-06-25T15:12:16

THURSDAY 6/25/20: Shawn may be exempt from wearing masks. A topless woman at a nude beach saves a family from drowning. Another famous country act volunteers to change their name.

Save Halloween! from 2020-06-24T15:07:06

WEDNESDAY 6/24/20: NASCAR and the FBI have answers about the Bubba Wallace incident, but some people are still skeptical. Keeping hand sanitizer in your car could create issues. A beloved child sta...

Hot Dog Sandwich from 2020-06-23T16:24:57

TUESDAY 6/23/20: As more TV personalities' pasts are called into question, someone calls for cancellation of a show that hasn't aired in years. A new app could mean a big payout for smart phone use...

Baby, You're a Firework from 2020-06-22T18:57:38

MONDAY 6/22/20: The crew stays at their houses for a few more days as cases of coronavirus continue to rise in Florida. Shawn is consumed with the Belmont Stakes being run without spectators. Peopl...

Let's Be Number One! from 2020-06-19T16:50:38

FRIDAY 6/19/20: As COVID-19 cases continue to increase, many Florida areas, including Orlando, enact mandatory mask rules. Some come with consequences for violating, others don't. Shawn is concerne...

Two Out of Three Ain't Bad from 2020-06-18T15:07:09

THURSDAY 6/18/20: C-Lane and Sabrina get rapid COVID-19 tests. Shawn tries his best to avoid wearing a mask. A new game teaches the show how much reality stars are really making.

Massive Intestinal Wind from 2020-06-17T16:12:32

WEDNESDAY 6/17/20: Sabrina gets tested for COVID-19. Shawn goes a different route with his plans. Comedian Chris D'Elia has a bad night on Twitter. An encounter at a Sonic restaurant goes south. Au...

Super Quarantine Show from 2020-06-16T17:16:04

TUESDAY 6/16/20: The show goes into more of a lockdown after news from the weekend. C-Lane does the show from his bed. Shawn is intrigued by what a UK woman did to overcome quarantine boredom.

Take Your Dog to Work Day from 2020-06-12T16:32:24

FRIDAY 6/12/20: The show has some guests in studio. Dave Chappelle drops a new stand-up. Visitors from certain states need to quarantine for two weeks coming in to Florida, while Jacksonville may b...

The News J from 2020-06-11T15:29:49

THURSDAY 6/11/20: Another police show is cancelled. Shawn doesn't want to hear the same tired joke about NASCAR's decision to ban the Confederate Flag. A friend of the show checks in from New York....

Best Kind of Herpes from 2020-06-10T15:52:49

WEDNESDAY 6/10/20: A beloved TV show reaches the end of its run. Statues are losing their heads. Bubba Wallace wants a change in NASCAR. A man tries to sign his name in a baseball field.

Spin That Wheel! from 2020-06-09T15:20:12

TUESDAY 6/9/20: A business in Chicago finally throws out their version of a COVID-themed commercial. More people focus on fluctuations in numbers as Central Florida lifts its curfews. A gift from a...

Stupid Refreshment Man from 2020-06-08T15:30:12

MONDAY 6/8/20: The weekend sees bars opening and tornadoes touching down in Central Florida. Shawn has an admission for Amy Kaufeldt. The show finally gets to play a long-awaited game.

Phase 2! from 2020-06-05T15:37:44

FRIDAY 6/5/20: Bars re-open in Florida, but the ones downtown are under curfew. A woman not cooperating with police gets her window smashed in. GrandKaren goes after a kid in a park driving his Pow...

Aging on the Vine from 2020-06-04T15:06:21

THURSDAY 6/4/20: Sabrina takes the day off. Shawn is let down by a list of the most streamed movies during the pandemic by state. Twitter calls for the firing of a UCF professor after some racially...

Same Bath Different Kid from 2020-06-03T15:15:25

WEDNESDAY 6/3/20: Sabrina recaps her experiences from last night's protest in Downtown Orlando. An internet trend is seeing people reminiscing about ways their parents cut corners during their chil...

It's A Bible from 2020-06-02T15:35:48

TUESDAY 6/2/20: Sheriff Grady Judd has some words for potential rioters in Polk County. Shawn is underwhelmed by the Epstein docu-series. Carole Baskin gets control of Joe Exotic's zoo. Orlando pre...

KerPlunk? from 2020-06-01T16:11:48

MONDAY 6/1/20: The show recaps a weekend filled with unrest as protests break out across the nation in response to the killing of George Floyd. NASA and SpaceX, on the other hand have a weekend wor...

NO SCREAMING!!! from 2020-05-28T15:14:03

THURSDAY 5/28/20: Riots break out overnight in Minneapolis. Shawn and Sabrina compare old baseball card collections. Theme parks in Japan have new rules for preventing the spread of COVID-19. An im...

Space Force! from 2020-05-27T15:20:18

WEDNESDAY 5/27/20: The crew is back after an extended weekend, but Shawn insists his birthday is over. The show follows the preparation for the first launch of humans into space from American soil ...

Which House is Best? from 2020-05-21T15:56:21

THURSDAY 5/21/20: C-Lane misses the start of the show after a power outage causes some concern. Shawn is curious about stolen power after a large marijuana grow house is raided. Yo Mama jokes rear ...

Voice Out! from 2020-05-21T10:48:24

WEDNESDAY 5/20/20: Shawn has a self-proclamation. Iggy Pop sounds a bit creepy in his recordings of what are supposed to be bedtime stories. Fritz goes back on the Street.

Asses in the Grasses from 2020-05-19T15:21:29

TUESDAY 5/19/20: Sabrina heads to give blood after a blood bank announces they would include a free test for COVID-19 antibodies. Shawn and C-Lane think the test will work for them by proxy. A cell...

Super Duper Show from 2020-05-18T15:21:35

MONDAY 5/18/20: Shawn is impressed by a restaurant over the weekend. A cruise ship worker joins the show from Italy where he's been quarantined for 62 days. President Trump has a new name for a mis...

Sumo Sabrina from 2020-05-15T16:43:52

FRIDAY 5/15/20: The crew dresses in sports gear for the Friday livestream. Sabrina has issues with her costume. Shawn is excited for NASCAR to return, despite never having seen a race. A computer c...

Kids Wear Shoes from 2020-05-14T15:18:15

THURSDAY 5/14/20: Shawn has more of an interest in sports than ever before. Uber Eats drivers are upset with some restaurant policies. A custom sex toys raises some questions. A phone habit may ide...

The C is for Couch. from 2020-05-13T15:17:38

WEDNESDAY 5/13/20: Independence Day goes virtual. C-Lane is disappointed in a nice gesture. Shawn sets out to become the first radio show to have a socially-distanced live broadcast. Buffet restau...

Noticeable Lack of Dongs from 2020-05-12T15:39:26

TUESDAY 5/12/20: The fight to re-open gyms in Central Florida turns into a weird looking protest. Shawn has a disagreement over selling his dog. Sabrina's band drops a new EP. Shawn and C-Lane are ...

Give Us Keys! from 2020-05-11T15:46:10

MONDAY 5/11/20: Shawn comes under fire after the News Junkie Clean Keys sell out in record time. Stories roll in after a socially-distanced Mother's Day. The weekend brings news of multiple passing...

Eighth of May from 2020-05-08T16:05:44

FRIDAY 5/8/20: The show dresses up in a rock-themed Friday. An arrest is made after a shooting in Georgia picks up steam in the news. A conspiracy video called "Plandemic" is pulled from Facebook a...

Prize Fairy from 2020-05-07T15:28:44

THURSDAY 5/7/20: Sabrina takes on a new role after the show is chastised for not giving away prizes. The salon owner who didn't apologize to the judge gets a GoFundMe. Shawn gets a tip on an often ...

How Canadian Are You? from 2020-05-06T15:37:44

WEDNESDAY 5/6/20: The crew plays lawyer when Moses is unavailable to join the show. Sabrina calls foul when technical difficulties threaten her chances at a Fritz on the Street victory. Shawn puts ...

Good Luck if You Try-o from 2020-05-05T15:28:02

TUESDAY 5/5/20: Shawn finally goes into a restaurant during the first day of Phase 1. The crew reminisces on past live broadcasts while spending Cinco de Mayo indoors. C-Lane brings back a classic ...

What’s Your Phase? from 2020-05-04T15:21:09

MONDAY 5/4/20: Much of Florida enters the first phase of reopening, with some local restaurants already saying they’re ready to serve customers. A man tries to quarantine on a deserted Disney islan...

That Being Said... from 2020-05-01T17:11:20

FRIDAY 5/1/20: The crew dresses in Joe Exotic attire for a themed Friday. Sabrina endures a shocking revelation. C-Lane doesn't feel like describing this podcast any further. You're welcome, 151.

Four Second Fitness from 2020-04-30T15:29:10

THURSDAY 4/30/20: Governor DeSantis announces long-awaited plans to re-open Florida, but Sabrina's not sure if she'll go back to one of her most visited establishments. Shawn and C-Lane start a pla...

A Cloud of Smug from 2020-04-29T15:13:40

WEDNESDAY 4/29/20: The show anxiously awaits an announcement from Governor Ron DeSantis on the plan to transition Florida out of the Stay At Home order. Tables turn during a tense Fritz on the Stre...

Tough Times from 2020-04-28T15:16:06

TUESDAY 4/28/20: The show engages in a debate over breakfast food. Florida will finally hear plans for re-opening the stat after the stay-at-home order. Sabrina makes an exciting discovery during J...

Home Vacation? from 2020-04-27T15:15:29

MONDAY 4/27/20: The Washington Post has a suggestion for people who are over their quarantine. Shawn has audio from a 5G protest over the weekend. SNL releases another at-home episode. Sabrina gets...

Birthdays and Bastards from 2020-04-24T16:10:21

FRIDAY 4/24/20: President Trump tries to clarify his remarks about disinfectant fighting the coronavirus. The cast dresses in resort casual attire to celebrate the last day of Sabrina's twenties. F...

We Swear, It's a Bird from 2020-04-23T16:17:04

THURSDAY 4/23/20: Orange County gets some love from the governor during a COVID-19 update. An avian issue in Germany turns into an early birthday present for Sabrina. Shawn is worried about Jon Bon...

Jack's Off the Ventilator from 2020-04-22T15:11:23

WEDNESDAY 4/22/20: C-Lane starts down a new rabbit hole on Netflix. A NY news anchor regrets getting a part of his story wrong. Shawn and Sabrina want to perform a wedding on the show. Everybody is...

Barrel of Monkeys from 2020-04-21T15:25:55

TUESDAY 4/21/20: Floridians wait for news as Georgia starts to roll out plans for re-opening the state. A caller takes issue with C-Lane. Dispatchers take issue with the caller. Sabrina blows Shawn...

Wass-oline Futures from 2020-04-20T15:54:50

MONDAY 4/20/20: (Portions missing due to weather alerts) - Tornadoes are spotted in Central Florida on a dreary, subdued 4/20. Protesters of the stay-at-home orders don't seem to show they're ready...

Tubular Friday from 2020-04-17T16:52:43

FRIDAY 4/17/20: Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane dress up in their best 80s attire for a Friday show. A fundraiser gets some amazing celebrity experiences as prizes. The show debates over who would surv...

Bad Advice Bears from 2020-04-16T16:00:05

THURSDAY 4/16/20: Shawn finds pleasantly distracting animal videos for a rainy day. Sabrina finds dispatchers taking her jokes a little too seriously. More COVID-19 test sites are opening up, but S...

It Sucks, and It Cuts! from 2020-04-15T15:14:55

WEDNESDAY 4/15/20: Stimulus checks begin to roll on on a day that WOULD’VE been Tax Day. The crew ponders whether food trucks are operating during a stay at home order. Shawn thinks that a lack of ...

Mr. Whoha from 2020-04-14T15:13:35

TUESDAY 4/14/20: Things get interesting during a press briefing with President Trump. The new Trolls movie brings in decent numbers despite an unorthodox release. Shawn shares a story about an old ...

Where's My Money? from 2020-04-13T15:15:31

MONDAY 4/13/20: Dispatchers are starting to see their stimulus checks come in. Sabrina revisits some old items found in the News Junkie office. Shawn recaps some wins and fails from "at-home" TV ov...

Action Newz from 2020-04-10T15:56:19

FRIDAY 4/10/20: Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane dress up for a Fancy Friday. ESPN shuts down the upcoming UFC fight, despite Dana White's multiple attempts to keep it going. A news reporter may know a b...

RIP Puff Puff Pass from 2020-04-09T15:16:41

THURSDAY 4/9/20: Publix says they're rolling out a touchless payment system, while C-Lane may have already used one. A frequent caller sings the praises of New Zealand. A reporter asks President Tr...

Dig It? from 2020-04-08T15:14:05

WEDNESDAY 4/8/20: An app may help people get out of quarantine but at what cost? A New York radio station is the latest to be fined for broadcasting EAS tones. Bernie Sanders "suspends" his campaig...

Hunker in a Bunker from 2020-04-07T15:14:51

TUESDAY 4/7/20: Adele's husband might be in for a payday. Hawaii has issues with tourists during the COVID-19 pandemic. The game of Cornhole gets a quarantine-related makeover. Shawn is unsure abou...

Bye Bye, Poo Poo! from 2020-04-06T15:42:19

MONDAY 4/6/20: Interesting sections of e-commerce spike as Americans continue to stay home. Shawn ponders if people would come out in droves if restrictions were lifted. The show re-visits old habi...

Bring the Beach To You! from 2020-04-03T16:33:57

FRIDAY 4/3/20: Sabrina does the show from her house. Tampa's attack on church gatherings may have been thwarted at a higher level. Sabrina and C-Lane compete in a makeshift game of Name That Tune. ...

Churnin' Butter from 2020-04-02T15:15:45

THURSDAY 4/2/20: Shawn reminisces on his former dancing days. Walmart considers a change to the way you shop to align with social distancing. Sabrina wants to crash a Zoom meeting. OJ Simpson has ...

March 32nd from 2020-04-01T15:02:54

WEDNESDAY 4/1/20: Shawn ponders whether anyone will cross the line on one of the weirdest April Fools Days in memory. A clip of Joe Exotic gains attention, but C-Lane argues he can't really be any ...

Ol’ Sourpants from 2020-03-31T15:02:51

TUESDAY 3/31/20: Shawn and C-Lane rifle through their Nextdoor pages for people who’ve been inside too long. Sabrina dusts off an old method of transportation. A Tampa sheriff wants tips after watc...

Cheese or No Cheese? from 2020-03-30T15:02:16

MONDAY 3/30/20: Shawn gets into an intense debate about Sloppy Joes. A Publix employee calls for a little bit of common sense. Backstreet Boys member Howie D calls in to talk about their performanc...

Garage Band from 2020-03-28T13:28:33

FRIDAY 3/27/20: The show moves to Shawn's home studio. Orange County begins its stay-at-home order.

Shawn Finally Breaks from 2020-03-26T19:11:04

THURSDAY 3/26/20: Shawn has a rough morning. Sabrina finishes off some office assets. A hero shows up with gifts of hard-to-find toilet paper. C-Lane can't enjoy a hot dog the same way in tough times.

Don't Be a Covidiot from 2020-03-25T14:54:14

WEDNESDAY 3/25/20- A stay at home orcder is issued for Orange County. Callers and dispatchers want to know how this can affect their jobs. Travellers from NY say they won't self-isolate despite an ...

DON'T EAT FISH SUPPLIES from 2020-03-24T15:02:47

TUESDAY 3/24/20: A couple ends up hospitalized after thinking they have a leg up on Coronavirus treatment. Sabrina and Shawn still can't find toilet paper. Callers discuss stock buying opportunitie...

To the Drive-In! from 2020-03-23T15:04:30

MONDAY 3/23/20: Quarantine stories and boredom-curing activities dominate social media over the first weekend of Orlando being quarantined. Shawn updates on what to watch while you can't go out.

Quarantinis! from 2020-03-19T15:08:22

THURSDAY 3/19/20: The show does a broadcast from Shawn's home studio. Spring breakers won't give up their beach plans. People on Facebook warn against not taking a self quarantine seriously.

Stay Home! from 2020-03-18T16:15:06

WEDNESDAY 3/18/20: The show rolls through the latest updates surrounding the Coronavirus pandemic and offers a glimpse on the how the transition to home quarantine is going.

Dark Tuesday from 2020-03-17T15:05:53

TUESDAY 3/17/20: The shows biggest fears come to fruition as Florida announces the closure of bars and nightclubs statewide.

The Great Paper Debate from 2020-03-16T15:02:11

MONDAY 3/16/20: Shawn has a solution for people out of toilet paper but Sabrina and C-Lane aren't so keen on it. An infectious disease expert helps re-think some common misconceptions about coronav...

Finally Friday from 2020-03-13T16:06:53

FRIDAY 3/13/20: The show follows the increasing cancellations of theme parks and related events as a result of COVID-19

Cancel Everything from 2020-03-12T14:59:29

THURSDAY 3/12/20: The show tracks updates as more organizations takes steps in response to the COVID-19 outbreak.

Dinky Shawn from 2020-03-11T14:54:08

WEDNESDAY 3/11/20 - Concerts and festivals are being canceled, and some people aren't getting their money back. Harvey Weinstein finds out his sentence. Shawn finds a new Coronavirus song, this one...

Who Needs $4,500? from 2020-03-10T15:05:29

TUESDAY 3/10/20: Fritz sits in with the show while Sabrina is out. More events are cancelled and Italy is in full lockdown from the coronavirus outbreak. Shawn talks to a man who was turned into a ...

Officer Wasson from 2020-03-09T15:04:56

MONDAY 3/9/20: A new segment debuts to mixed reviews. Shawn becomes a Pelaton guy. Costco and Publix react to coronavirus scares. Iran has the wrong idea about preventing the virus.

A Million For Everyone from 2020-03-06T14:57:17

FRIDAY 3/6/20 - MSNBC falls for an erroneous tweet about Mike Bloomberg. The infamous "Florida Cannibal" is still caught up in the court system. Another person gets their hair stuck and pulled. A c...

Mangled Baby Face from 2020-03-05T15:02:50

THURSDAY 3/5/20 - Shawn and Sabrina take their Masked Singer segment to the next level. Coronavirus now has its own porn. A friend of the show comes in to discuss his involvement in the McDonalds ...

Did He Spill the Beer? from 2020-03-04T15:06:03

WEDNESDAY 3/4/20: Bloomberg drops out of the race. Fritz on the Street makes its big move to a new time. Parents defend their 10-year-old after being arrested for pointing fake weapons at cars. Sha...

Bingo! Dino DNA! from 2020-03-03T14:58:02

TUESDAY 3/3/20: Scientists make a find that could bring science fiction one step closer to reality. The show gets an anonymous tip about the Coronavirus. Shawn rages about his seat placement being ...

Good On You from 2020-03-02T15:13:56

MONDAY 3/2/20: A Wendy's employee quits her job on TikTok. Shawn gets mixed reviews after making some changes to the show. A post from a vegan on Nextdoor ruffles some feathers.

Three Point Hole from 2020-02-28T14:59:25

FRIDAY 2/28/20: Some guest producers join the show. Live Trivia may be dead. A priest wants to cure Florida of Coronavirus. A lady takes a WHOLE BUNCH of LSD

Hack Off Your Muttonchops! from 2020-02-27T15:24:03

THURSDAY 2/27/20: C-Lane may be at greater risk of the coronavirus. A hearse is stolen in LA with a body inside. A YouTube "Stripfluencer" joins the show to talk about her rising content creating c...

Shawn's Shiny New Softball Bat from 2020-02-26T14:57:11

WEDNESDAY 2/26/20 - Bob Iger steps down from CEO of Disney. Shawn has some trouble with his doorbell cam. The most controversial movie of 2020 is much more aggressive than Joker. Sabrina and C-Lane...

Beware of Dabbing from 2020-02-25T15:04:44

TUESDAY 2/25/20: The person who made Kobe Bryant a memorial "casket" tells his story. An ESPN radio commentator is caught on a hot mic. Shawn reveals his love for an outdoor pastime. An Ohio news s...

Despite the Face from 2020-02-24T15:20:28

MONDAY 2/24/20: Things get weird during a fight at the MGM Grand. A man has a custom casket made for Kobe Bryant. MSNBC doesn't hold back while reporting on Bernie Sanders. Dustin Diamond sounds of...

Playful Hacking Mechanism from 2020-02-21T15:06:15

FRIDAY 2/21/20: A coach is in some heat for his language after a big win. The pigeons in Las Vegas are back, this time with different hats. An Estero man sets his trailer ablaze over Oreos. The sho...

Show Love. Suck Toes. from 2020-02-20T14:55

THURSDAY 2/20/20 - The future is uncertain for HQ (and Live) Trivia. Nissan gets into the car subscription business. Bloomberg is piled on during his first appearance on his campaign trail. Steven ...

Superflush! from 2020-02-19T14:57:25

WEDNESDAY 2/19/20 - More signs point to the shuttering of Holy Land, meanwhile Shawn is intrigued by some incriminating YouTube videos. The new home of the Texas Rangers gets an elaborate stress-te...

MOF from 2020-02-18T14:55:26

TUESDAY 2/18/20 - The Daytona 500 ends in a horrific crash. C-Lane and Shawn argue over a woman's name. A man designs an app to fight robocallers. Plymouth Rock is mysteriously vandalized.

Generic Roller Coaster Land from 2020-02-17T14:55:47

MONDAY 2/17/20 - The show is live despite many people having the day off for Presidents' Day. Chaka Khan turns heads with her National Anthem. The stripper who fell off a two story poll has a new j...

Gyrating Like Sex from 2020-02-14T14:53:39

FRIDAY 2/14/20 - Shawn screws up Valentine's Day. Shawn is weirded out by a new Netflix show. Russian radio is turning heads in Kansas City. A man on dialysis is upset he can no longer bring his li...

Shawn Lawson the Stripper from 2020-02-13T14:56:29

THURSDAY 2/13/20 - Another planet-killing asteroid gets close to Earth. A doctor has a troubling admission in his suicide note. Astronaut Christiona Koch updates on life on the ground after a recor...

OK B-Word from 2020-02-12T14:53:15

WEDNESDAY 2/12/20 - New Hampshire has a primary winner, but some voters have odd systems for picking a candidate. A postponed controversial movie finally gets a release date. Shawn has a new career...

Brooms at Attention! from 2020-02-11T15:54:21

TUESDAY 2/11/20 - Shawn is disappointed at C-Lane. The Coronavirus gets its own song. Shawn is tickled by a video out of Hawaii that could be getting a TikTok user in a lot of trouble. Sabrina reve...

Dog-Faced Pony Soldier from 2020-02-10T15:53:18

MONDAY 2/10/20 - Joe Biden gets old-school with his insults. Eminem surprises at an otherwise mediocre Oscars. Dispatchers are skeptical after a video shows a stripper falling off a two-story pole....

We May Have to Evaporate from 2020-02-07T17:16:53

FRIDAY 2/7/20: Burger King jumps on board with anti-Valentine's promotions. A TikTok user says their cat can speak. Baby Yoda is already breaking toy records. A man in Sarasota finds himself in jai...

Cry Me A Cockroach from 2020-02-06T15:55:43

THURSDAY 2/6/20: The impeachment trial is over and some reactions are a little more radical than others. The San Diego Zoo has the perfect Valentine's Day promotion. A man is suing over the Super B...

Bagels? from 2020-02-05T16:18:12

WEDNESDAY 2/5/20: C-Lane returns from a bout with possibly (but definitely not) the coronavirus. The 'Golden Ratio' determines a new world's most handsome man. The two dumbest drug dealers ever get...

Sabrina Returns From New Orleans from 2020-02-04T17:13:59

Sabrina is back from New Orleans and C-Lane may or may not be dead. Absolute chaos in Iowa after the vote, why a guy put two women on blast, and the new social network that is taking over.

C-Lane Has The Corona Virus? from 2020-02-04T17:10:23

It's the day after the Super Bowl and Clane is mysteriously absent. We go over the crazy Super Bowl moment that no one is talking about, hit the controversy over the halftime show and someone named...

Fireball Fritz Friday from 2020-01-31T16:13:27

FRIDAY 1/31/20: Shawn and C-Lane want to play a prank on the Jim Colbert Show. Everyone gears up for the Super Bowl, while C-Lane explores whether you can find lodging in Miami. A teacher loses his...

Clown Pound Town from 2020-01-29T16:01:08

WEDNESDAY 1/29/20: Shawn is humored by a lack of enthusiasm for Cleveland. Michael Bloomberg is awkward when it comes to dog petting. Super Bowl snacks go up for debate. A clown couple is looking f...

I'd Have a Beer With _________ from 2020-01-28T16:13:19

TUESDAY 1/28/20: Vermont wants emojis on license plates. A football coach is in hot water after a survey question. A woman warns her fellow sex-toy enthusiasts after a slip-up causes her to need em...

Do it for Mamba from 2020-01-27T15:55:51

MONDAY 1/27/20: Teammates, fans and celebrities alike react to the tragic news of the passing of basketball star Kobe Bryant over the weekend. C-Lane returns from a weekend in New Orleans a little...

Friday's Podcast from 2020-01-25T13:53:16

FRIDAY 1/24/20: Everybody talks about how much they miss C-Lane.

Pettifogging Cool (Take 2) from 2020-01-22T17:58:28

WEDNESDAY 1/22/20: Posting this for a second time because the first one isn't showing up. #fingerscrossed

Not That Song! from 2020-01-21T16:21:07

TUESDAY 1/21/20: People are lashing out at a popular song. Cruisers set sail for a 111-day voyage. A comedian comes under fire for a joke she made about Greta Thunberg. Akon gets his own city.

Brace for Impact from 2020-01-20T16:11:56

MONDAY 1/20/20: Rob Lowe takes shots for his hat on Twitter. A weekend fight doesn't last long. A man dies during a concert performance. Another man almost does the same. Sabrina sees Celine Dion j...

Touch EVERYTHING. from 2020-01-17T21:12:46

FRIDAY 1/17/20: Shawn and C-Lane broadcast (barely a)live from Orlando Science Center for OTRONICON 2020.

"Yeah, Good." from 2020-01-16T15:54:06

THURSDAY 1/16/20: CNN releases audio from after the Democratic debate. A woman makes a scene in a Miami airport. A YouTuber has a less-than-believable response to outrage over a stunt he pulled. Bo...

Aren't You Famous? from 2020-01-15T16:20:06

WEDNESDAY 1/15/20: A plane is forced to dump its fuel in an awkward spot. Universal Japan reveals more about Super Nintendo World. The Jeopardy Greatest of All Time tournament comes to a close. Tim...

HIT THE BUTTON ALREADY! from 2020-01-14T16:16:47

TUESDAY 1/14/20: LSU fans troll Clemson's mascot during the National Championship Game. Shawn is infuriated with a needless invention featured on Shark Tank. An unlikely actor enters the tampon game.

Wooooooooooo! from 2020-01-13T16:06:14

MONDAY 1/13/20: Shawn is annoyed by a football fan. A fertile turtle single-handedly saves its species. A student tries changing the name of his high school. Gwyneth Paltrow's candles sell out fast...

CHICKEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from 2020-01-10T16:29:27

FRIDAY 1/10/20: Shawn may be on board with The Bachelor. Jobs at Taco Bell may be getting more lucrative. Beds in the Olympic Village are getting cheaper. A couple gets in to a fist-fight over a ta...

Uncle Father-in-Law from 2020-01-09T16:07:35

THURSDAY 1/9/20: The Royal Family takes over the news. A columnists tweets send up some red flags. Shawn thinks we should bring back a controversial practice. Holy Land backs off on some of their e...

24 Bings from 2020-01-08T15:55:59

WEDNESDAY 1/8/2020: The Girl Scouts get a new cookie. Two idiots think they can scam the lottery system. A man has a clever way of getting his charges dropped. The first Fritz on the Street of 2020...

Warning: Lots of Poop from 2020-01-07T15:56:40

TUESDAY 1/7/20: An NBA star plays through a gruesome injury. Tempe, Arizona gets a graffiti superhero. A Volusia woman is arrested for quite a heinous crime. (Don't eat during that last one)

Happy New Year! from 2020-01-06T16:01:10

MONDAY 1/6/20: Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane return from a lengthy holiday break to kick start a new year of shows.

So long, 2019... from 2019-12-20T16:55:33

FRIDAY 12/20/19: The News Junkie participates in the Real Radio 104.1 Telethon benefiting the Central Florida Coalition for the Homeless. The entire station performs a radio version of Dickens' A C...

'Resents and 'Ritas from 2019-12-19T17:42:48

THURSDAY 12/19/19: The show gets gifts sent in. A man is denied by an airline for his pet choice. A church leader is caught trying to buy sex on the Grindr app.

Powered by Jameson from 2019-12-19T17:36:14

WEDNESDAY 12/18/19: The show broadcasts live from Elixir in Downtown Orlando for the kickoff to Just OK VI. Fritz comes out for a live finale of Fritz on the Street.

Live from Universal Orlando from 2019-12-17T20:02:34

TUESDAY 12/17/19: The News Junkie celebrates the holidays live at Universal Orlando Resort

Make It Snow! from 2019-12-16T16:17:36

MONDAY 12/16/19: Shawn has movie issues. Texters argue over the worst Christmas song. The fake white power sign hits the news again.

Back to Space from 2019-12-16T12:13:32

FRIDAY 12/13/19: The News Junkie broadcasts live from Kennedy Space Center

I'm Santa Clause from 2019-12-12T16:32:05

THURSDAY 12/12/19: Shawn and Sabrina appear masked once again on Fox 35. A hacker gets creepy with Nest cameras. A tech startup makes an impressive delivery. A man shows up to a prostitution sting ...

The Deadliest Fart from 2019-12-11T16:00:05

WEDNESDAY 12/11/19: Apple's new Mac Pro may only be for the super rich. Time Magazine announces the Person of the Year. A school administrator is under fire for her Halloween costume.

newsjunkie.sexy from 2019-12-10T15:58:10

TUESDAY 12/10/19: Someone is trying to start a war on porn. A dance troupe has been crashing holiday parades in Central Florida. A Twitter user gets creepy about Taylor Swift's eggs. A Las Vegas re...

Let It Snow from 2019-12-09T15:58:46

MONDAY 12/9/19: Walmart has to take a Christmas sweater off their website. Amy K returns after two weeks off. The Pelaton girl lands another gig. A TV reporter speaks out after getting her ass smac...

Can't Post Here, Fat! from 2019-12-06T17:07:51

FRIDAY 12/6/19: Chipotle is changing the game on calling in sick. A soccer player leaves the mitch mid-game for an unusual reason. The first Baby Yoda tattoo is NOT a very good one. A Tampa family ...

Chicken or Tuna? from 2019-12-05T15:54:54

THURSDAY 12/5/19: The show recaps the 7th annual bike drive. Tales of white window-less vans run rampant on social media. A woman rages over a bad haircut. Andrew Yang gets weird about whipped crea...

BIKE BIKE BIKE!!! from 2019-12-04T15:55:33

WEDNESDAY 12/4/19: The News Junkie broadcasts live from ACE Cafe in downtown Orlando for the 7th annual holiday bike drive. Bikes are collected. Drinks are had.

Fired Up. Ready to Go. from 2019-12-03T15:56

TUESDAY 12/3/19: Joe Biden's aides aren't super great at getting a crowd ready. People are weirded out by a Peloton ad. Russians find a pet preserved in ice. A potato shortage could part us with on...

Stop Changing the Tree! from 2019-12-02T15:54:16

MONDAY 12/2/19: Joe Biden has an interesting weekend. High schools are changing the way they teach science. C-Lane has an interesting Black Friday. A man uses an interesting weapon to fend off the ...

Thanksgiving Eve from 2019-11-27T16:11:04

WEDNESDAY 11/27/19: Shawn finds the most expensive Thanksgiving dinner. A hospital may have messed up royally. Callers chime in on why they go Black Friday shopping. Jim Colbert brings a present, b...

Shotgun, No Shells from 2019-11-26T15:58:13

TUESDAY 11/26/19: Shawn has a test to see if you may have cancer. A childhood game leads to an arrest for a brother and sister. Rodney the Gator Hunter shares iguana catching stories. Moses takes p...

The Most Offensive Song from 2019-11-25T15:54:43

MONDAY 11/25/19: C-Lane returns from a long weekend in Nashville, including a visit to a news-worthy bar. Shawn finds a massively offensive song that led to a teacher's firing. A restaurant coming ...

Hello Pinkman from 2019-11-21T19:16:57

C-Lane is away, which explains the late podcast, but Josh Pinkman joins Shawn & Sabrina for Thursday fun as they burn through every news story happening leaving nothing untouched for the Jim Colber...

You May Say I'm a Dreamer from 2019-11-20T16:03:29

WEDNESDAY 11/20/19: Pat Williams wants an Orlando MLB Franchise. Dave Thomas's daughter reveals some of his final words. A former McDonald's employee becomes a hero. Maury Povich gets a board game....

Yee-haw Tim McGraw! from 2019-11-19T16:09:36

TUESDAY 11/19/19: Alejandro sits in on the show while Sabrina is out sick. C-Lane prepares for a first-time trip to Nashville. A brand new "fartgate" sparks debate. Shawn doesn't think people shoul...

Butt Taco from 2019-11-18T16:36:05

MONDAY 11/18/19: Shawn raves over a new movie that sounds like it wouldn't be as good. A new company wants to change the way you experience events and concerts. A woman gets caught smuggling drugs ...

Up for Grabs from 2019-11-15T16:52:48

FRIDAY 11/15/19: Alejandro joins the show while Sabrina battles termites. An NFL player is in big trouble for a fight on the field. Survivor gets awkward. A woman is catching blowback after saying ...

Will Anyone Pass Out? from 2019-11-14T16:00:51

THURSDAY 11/14/19: Shawn and Sabrina make an appearance on the morning news, despite Shawn being loopy. A woman in China has a smartphone-related injury. Miami needs your help getting rid of cats. ...

Vertical Stigmata from 2019-11-13T16:12:09

WEDNESDAY 11/13/19: Alejandro joins and Sabrina hosts the show while Shawn is out sick. PETA has a new Christmas sweater. A suspect is arrested in the arson at Beefy King. Fritz presents an exhibit...

Stick Out Your Tongue! from 2019-11-12T15:59:21

TUESDAY 11/12/19: A gender reveal is taken to new heights (or perhaps, lows). Tech is putting their eggs in a not-so-new basket. Police think they can tell if you've been smoking weed with a new te...

Happy Veteran's Day from 2019-11-11T16:03:19

MONDAY 11/11/19: Twitter wants more emojis. A new dog toy has a very suggestive look. The Epstein meme infiltrates College Football. Oprah tells everyone what they should be spending their money on...

Generation Beta from 2019-11-07T16:06:22

THURSDAY 11/7/19: Uber and Lyft want you to sell your car. James Dean is appearing in a new movie. An Epstein truther gets one over on a San Diego airport. C-Lane goes classic on Facebook.

Prime Now Thanksgiving from 2017-11-16T20:15:54

Clear Your Nose from 2017-11-16T16:00:13

Support Squirrel from 2017-11-14T20:30

Shawn Gives Dolphin Handies from 2017-11-13T20:40:25

Sultans of News from 2017-11-10T21:03:28

We Want Pizza Too! from 2017-11-09T20:49:21

Computing Powder from 2017-11-08T20:44:46

Tuesday, Finally from 2017-11-07T23:18:48

Willy Shawnka and his Robot Apologies from 2017-11-06T20:15:03

Thursday's Podcast from 2017-11-03T21:21:49

Baby Frankenstein from 2017-11-01T20:15:05

Halloween 2017 from 2017-10-31T20:06:26

Sounds Like Space from 2017-10-30T19:57:30

Cuffing Season from 2017-10-27T19:15:41

David Coppafeel from 2017-10-26T20:24:44

No Key for Shawn from 2017-10-25T19:12:22

Orlandough from 2017-10-24T19:09:43

Twist and Shout from 2017-10-23T19:32

Live from Universal Studios from 2017-10-23T15:24:22

No cadet, it IS f***ing cool. from 2017-10-19T20:14:57

White Privilege Pizza from 2017-10-18T20:11:01

State of Emergency! from 2017-10-17T19:02:46

#speakAmerican from 2017-10-16T19:38:53

Spooky Dookie from 2017-10-13T19:14:36

Network TV!!! from 2017-10-12T19:34:21

Ben the Tweaker from 2017-10-11T20:39:58

Day-toooooooeee-naaaaaaa! from 2017-10-11T15:04:12

RIP DaBomb2469&BearKnuckleCon from 2017-10-06T19:04:12

Am I Right? from 2017-10-05T20:04:23

Gas n Grass from 2017-10-04T19:00:21

All of Australia from 2017-10-03T20:46:01

Butt Bacon from 2017-10-02T19:48:02

A Bro Day To Remember from 2017-09-29T19:42:14

RIP Hugh Hefner from 2017-09-28T20:37:59

Humpday Duo from 2017-09-27T21:10:09

Pumpkins and Pelican Brief from 2017-09-26T19:48:41

Much Ado About Anthems from 2017-09-25T19:44:38

Say Nope to Airport Soap! from 2017-09-22T20:13:49

Stop the Hammering!! from 2017-09-21T19:05:48

The Red Pill from 2017-09-20T19:47:11

Belgian Scoring Genius from 2017-09-19T20:50:15

Bob Marley Sucks from 2017-09-18T20:14:20

Hurricane Show from 2017-09-17T16:37:54

Pure as Ivory Soap and Maybe a Fruitcake from 2017-09-15T20:57:02

USA! USA! from 2017-09-14T19:30:52

I've Got The Power from 2017-09-13T19:13:09

Secret Dispatch from 2017-09-12T20:47:28

Irma Monday from 2017-09-11T20:12:43

Irmageddon from 2017-09-08T19:35:40

Water Watch from 2017-09-07T19:26:12

Irmagerd! from 2017-09-06T19:38:46

Blow Away The Storm from 2017-09-05T19:47:59

Shawn the Six Second Salesman from 2017-09-01T21:04:46

Kermit The Frog Here from 2017-08-31T19:41:41

Feels Like 113 from 2017-08-30T20:00:11

A Very Pinewood Tuesday from 2017-08-29T22:49:32

Dem News Junkie Dey Launch Pinewood Derby from 2017-08-28T19:01:45

Grow That Beard! from 2017-08-25T20:30:30

We Didn't Win. from 2017-08-24T19:23:50

No Mondays from 2017-08-23T20:19:46

About those fingernails... from 2017-08-22T19:51:57

Eclipse Day from 2017-08-21T20:47:38

iPhone 8-Ball from 2017-08-18T20:58:08

Free Cruise, Free Money from 2017-08-17T19:24:53

Don't Look! from 2017-08-16T20:57:10

Shawn Starts a Pizza War from 2017-08-15T20:29:53

Man Monday from 2017-08-14T20:14:08

Suggested Gratuity Added from 2017-08-11T20:22:48

Echo World Championships from 2017-08-10T20:03

No Rockets, No Reggae from 2017-08-09T20:03:45

Top Dog from 2017-08-08T20:02:50

Heck to the No from 2017-08-07T20:17:03

Nobody Kill Anybody from 2017-08-04T20:05:01

Pawtism Awareness from 2017-08-03T20:04:24

Planet Protectors! from 2017-08-02T19:36:28

Dino, Pootie-Poot, and Horny from 2017-08-01T22:55:57

Mexican Jewelry Shopping from 2017-07-31T19:43:55

Christmas in July from 2017-07-27T19:08:11

Game changer? No-Brainer! from 2017-07-26T19:30:47

Three Best Friends from 2017-07-25T19:32:34

Here's to the Night from 2017-07-24T20:53:34

Million Dollar Ho from 2017-07-21T20:25:40

Red Hots and Banana Ketchup from 2017-07-20T20:17:35

Black Slit Eyes from 2017-07-19T19:54:55

How Many People Right Now... ? from 2017-07-18T19:35:22

Empty Orchestra from 2017-07-17T19:26:12

Coco Loko is no Joko from 2017-07-14T19:57:58

Big Nick's Boom Boom Stick from 2017-07-13T20:12:34

Only a Tail Away from 2017-07-12T19:30:07

DooberBLACK from 2017-07-11T19:38:45