Podcasts by The Patdown with Ms. Pat
Ms. Pat is the EP, Creator, and star of the Emmy Nominated sitcom, The Ms. Pat Show. Along with Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, friends, and family, Ms. Pat dives into topics from backside meatballs to race every Tuesday. With their unique perspectives, the crew of The Patdown with Ms. Pat will make you laugh, think, and appreciate life a little differently.
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Episode 92: Missing Back Teeth from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is chewing, and it drives Deon Curry crazy. Ms. Pat is about to hit the welfare diet given some COVID weight. She talks about heading down to Atlanta. Would Ms. Pat to go to Mars? - Get th...
ListenEpisode 91: Body Yati Yati Yati from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat and Deon Curry explain a new song to the painfully unhip Chris Spangle. Ms. Pat cannot find any decorations for her next Christmas. Mormons are the toughest white people. Ms. Pat has had en...
ListenThe Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. http...
ListenEpisode 90: The Gift Exchange from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook ...
ListenThe Patdown Bonus Episode - Live on Stereo #3 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. http...
ListenEpisode 89: Therapy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is going to therapy and Deon, Chris and Producer Kate share their experiences with it. The Patdown listeners get 10% off the first month of BetterHelp service at Betterhelp.com/PATDOWN - G...
ListenPatdown Bonus - The Crow live on Stereo from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. http...
ListenEpisode 88: How to Write a TV Show from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique voice. That's true because none of us knew what a "mantra dontics" was. Ms. Pat realizes therapy works. She then tells us about her ...
ListenEpisode 87: Life Advice From Ms. Pat from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We take questions from listeners that need life advice from Ms. Pat. We are joined by her kids as they heckle from the back of the room. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/p...
ListenEpisode 86: Ms. Pat and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is having a rough week and White Boy Chris's Thanksgiving meal plan is making it worse. Deon Curry got in a fight with a Hardees worker. While wearing his Stacy Abrams slip on shoes. - Get...
ListenEpisode 85: Standard Issue American Whites from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We start with a blast from the past that might help us solve the pandemic. We touch on some Election stuff, but nothing too heavy. Deon Curry had a terrible experience on a flight. We talk about a ...
ListenEpisode 84: The Five Heartbeats from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat's nose is dripping and brought Chris and Deon a gift! Ms. Pat got heckled AGAIN! Ms. Pat talks about writing her TV show and met Robert Townsend! Ms. Pat talks about the making of the Five ...
ListenEpisode 83: Election Recap from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat and Deon had a wild weekend in Colorado... No, maybe it was Chicago? Oh! It was Atlantic City! They recap the outcome of the 2020 Election. We end with a discussion of Chris's privates afte...
ListenEpisode 82: The Cabin from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We start with celebrities endorsing Trump and voting (this is not a political episode). Ms. Pat engages in voter suppression against White Boy Chris. Then America's Sweetheart Ms. Pat talks about t...
ListenEpisode 81: Conversations with Racist Family Members from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat opens the show asking "what is wrong with the police?" In the wake of the Breonna Taylor verdict. We also talk about handling racist family during the holidays. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shir...
ListenEpisode 80: Spurned Tongue from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat's ex is in the hospital. We talk a little bit about politics and religion. (This was recorded before the first debate). We ask Deon Curry about sexing older women. We get a call from Ms. Pa...
ListenEpisode 79: Q-R-O-N from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat schools White Boy Chris on Jet Magazine and black music. Deon accidentally discovers German porn. Ms. Pat is outraged by the Falcons. Ms. Pat discovers a new hustle in Atlanta helping trave...
ListenEpisode 78: Door Stopper from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Cardi B is getting a divorce. Carol Baskins is on Dancing with the Stars. Remember the Tiger King part of 2020? Those were the good ole days. We get on small dicks and call Quisha. She has us rolli...
ListenEpisode 77: Ole’ Pizza Licker from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He shares his favorite move. Deon Curry almost died in a...
ListenEpisode 76: Jawels from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and h...
ListenEpisode 75: Sitcom Update from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is not teaching the kids anymore so she’s taking on the role of lunch lady. She then shares a ton of details about her upcoming sitcom. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomed...
ListenEpisode 74: Ms. Pat's Trap House and Teaching Center from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
China is up to funny business by mailing out mysterious packages. Deon shares a video of a wife losing it as her husband's swimming trunks fall off. Ms. Pat shares some pranks from back in the day....
ListenEpisode 73: Imminization from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms Pat took a trip to the BMV and it has her contemplating forgery. We have an update on Ms. Pat's jailed brother. She tried to buy him a phone. She once witnessed a sandwich-jacking. Deon Curry ha...
ListenEpisode 72: Two Baby Stone Mountains from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Quisha got a penis cake and... it was very graphic. Three morgue workers were fired over dick cakes. Donald Trump argues with himself. Ms. Pat learned a lesson that confuses Deon and Chris. Trump t...
ListenEpisode 71: Romancing Ms. Pat from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat’s vertigo is acting up and reminds her of her one powerful eye. Deon Curry is wearing his mask to be safe. They then explain black hair to White Boy Chris Spangle. She then explains why she...
ListenEpisode 70 - Black Republican from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat invites Solomon, her Republican appliance repairman, onto the show. Soloman believes that government welfare set him back, so we try to unpack it. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://ww...
ListenEpisode 69: Mind Your F** Business from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We talk about voting. We talk about Kayne West’s questionable views and presidential run. Ms. Pat brings up white people’s problem with minding their own business. Ms. Pat and Deon argue about if p...
ListenEpisode 68: Vertigo from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat started a Fitbit challenge, but ended up in the hospital thanks to John Paul!! Deon got banned from Facebook for telling the truth. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.c...
ListenEpisode 67: RIP Rehab from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Will Smith got cucked by August. Ms. Pat's friend Kourtlyn Wiggins joins us. She talks about her view of Hollywood and shares some crazy stories about her drug-dealing days. - Get the Crack Baby T...
ListenEpisode 66: Winning the Culture War By Coming Together from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We talk about Trump and his failed rally. We talk about the culture wars and why everyone is mad at each other. We talk about what it took for White Boy Chris Spangle to see things from a different...
ListenEpisode 65: Bubba and Baby Tupac from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We talk the Bubba Wallace noose. Ms. Pat takes a walk in the park and gets harassed by squirrels and hugged by white people. We hear some bs apologies. We hear about a mysterious reappearance of Tu...
ListenEpisode 64: Driveway Willie from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat recently visited Atlanta and was robbed! Deon has new frames on his glasses and Ms. Pat ran into a fan at Walmart. She gets into an argument with a man she was trying to hire. - Get the C...
ListenEpisode 63: Dry Bootyholes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean jump. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack...
ListenEpisode 62: Diet Hands from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat and Deon Curry can't take Chris Spangle's white ass. Ms. Pat has been doing home remodeling during the pandemic and causes a fuss in the local hardware store. Nikia and Ms. Pat get into a w...
ListenEpisode 61: George Floyd from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about the death of George Floyd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
ListenEpisode 60: Ms. Pat's Brother Calls From Jail from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www...
ListenEpisode 59: Noise Canceling Wigs from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle debate a gun shot noise in her suburban neighborhood. She says it is a drive-by. He says someone is building a deck. She then explains home security in the hood. Ms. Pat a...
ListenEpisode 58: Ms. Pat's Favorites from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We cover some of Ms. Pat's favorite things. You won't believe her favorite color or what Quisha is selling in her shop. She shares some of her hopes and dreams about her career. - Get the Crack Ba...
ListenEpisode 57: Chicken Ass By the L B from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is working on the house and deserves her own HGTV show. Garrianna defends the honor of Twist 'N Shouts while Ms. Pat's mom used to buy chicken asses by the L Bs. Ms. Pat shares some stories...
ListenMs. Pat's Mother's Day Wrap Up from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is missing the usually gifts the kids make in school and forgets about another important date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
ListenEpisode 56: Skater Rank from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
What’s it like to watch a movie with Ms. Pat? Deon Curry explains. Ms. Pat can’t figure out what she’s trying to say. Ms. Pat had a phone conversation with her ex. Learn more about your ad choices....
ListenEpisode 55: Social Disc'in from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat's son caught the coronavirus. She tells the story about picking him up at work, and we call him to find out what COVID-19 feels like. We try to figure out if Stevie Wonder can see. We find ...
ListenSexual Holes in the Wall from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
How is Garrianna doing with Ms. Pat being home every day all day? Not well. People are being assholes online for clout while spreading Corona. We talk about the President’s pandemic response. - Ge...
ListenMs. Pat's Weekly Wrap Up from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her busy week at home painting, cleaning, eating and celebrating her birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
ListenEpisode 53: Birds Aren't Real from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat has a phone call from her writer Jordan, but she hung up on him cause he was too gay. We learn birds aren't real. Joe Biden loses it. A cucumber in the most intimate of places kills a woman...
ListenEpisode 52 - Tiger King from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Deon Curry and Chris Spangle watched Tiger King and explain it to Ms. Pat. That leads her to stories from her past that are just as crazy. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com...
ListenEpisode 51: COVID Cruise from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is trying to get her money back on a Tom Joyner cruise. She was on a flight where a man was beating it like the LAPD. Ms. Pat won't stop saying a word she shouldn't. Ms. Pat visits the priv...
ListenEpisode 50: Eye Worms from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We made it to episode 50 and Ms. Pat can't believe it. Her husband had some eye surgery thanks to worms. She says dirt works for wiping. We talk to her daughter Ashley who gets in trouble for cursi...
ListenEpisode 49: I Would Make This Mutha Not Raggedy Anymore from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We are one episode away from episode 50! We revisit some of our favorite shows. Ms. Pat is running a FEMA camp in anticipation of COVID-19. Coronavirus is messing everything up. We talk a little ab...
ListenEpisode 48: Strawberry Drank And Dirty Rice from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Super Tuesday is over and Mini Mike is out. Ms. Pat will say this about Trump, he’s hilarious. She talks about Diamond and Silk rapping for Trump. A hospital worker was arrested for sucking toes. M...
ListenEpisode 47: The Miseducation of Garrianna P. Lee from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle have brand new cars and give some advice on buying a new vehicle. Deon still is driving that same sad ass poor car. But he has four tires, unlike Spangle! We talk a little...
ListenEpisode 46: Buddhachuck from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat and Deon had a fight right before the show began and things began tensely. Chris Spangle spent the day with Ms. Pat thanks to car troubles. Garrianna joins us to break down the recent Democ...
ListenEpisode 45: Ashy Scrashy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask Garrianna if she would tell Ms. Pat about her most intimate details....
ListenEpisode 44: Trip Skip from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is getting a side hustle to fund a trip for the kids. She tells us how she would deal with a school shooter. Garrianna joins us and roasts tf out of Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! ...
ListenEpisode 43: A Date To Remember - Live at SF Sketchfest, Part 2 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This is an episode you’ll never forget. We are live at San Francisco Sketchfest, and one couple has a legendary first date at the show. Ms. Pat calls them on stage to talk about their STDs. Ms. Pat...
ListenEpisode 42: Don’t F**k With Pats - Live at Sketchfest Part 1 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We are live in San Francisco at Sketchfest! Ms. Pat describes what it’s like to be a guest on Bert Kreischer’s TV show. We spoil the documentary “Don’t F* With Cats.” Deon Curry and White Boy Chris...
ListenEpisode 41: Gingerfication from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat begins this episode with some kind words for White Boy Chris Spangle and a post he made. Ms. Pat hit Louisiana like a hurricane and nearly started a race war on the plane there AND in the c...
ListenEpisode 40: Culture Vulture from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Kim Kardashian took photos that make her look black, and is being accused of being a culture vulture. Garrianna weighs in on Kim K's darkening over time and interracial relationships. A 911 operato...
ListenEpisode 39: Achoo from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat had a beautifully designed Christmas and she’s already planning next year’s decorations. She traveled to Denver and the altitude messed her up. Ms. Pat got into a fight in an airport over h...
ListenEpisode 38: Kunta Kaepernick from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat, Deon Curry and Chris Spangle weigh in on the Colin Kaepernick controversy. Garrianna pops in to share some knowledge about Alex Haley's Roots. They discuss the N word. - Get the Crack Bab...
ListenEpisode 37: Dick Kidnappin' from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat starts the show with a few of her impressions. She responds to the fake kidnapping of a young girl. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain pipe organs to her. She shares some insane stories a...
ListenEpisode 36: The Giving Season from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is back from the road and her house is a disaster. She went to get the crack babies some Subway, but lost her money. It leads to a conversation on charity. Chris Spangle talks a little bit ...
ListenEpisode 35: Shingalings from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat loves Christmas and is making memories for a family she is currently mad at. The group discusses some of their favorite Christmas songs. Ms. Pat then shares that her flow is running from th...
ListenEpisode 34: Faintinism from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat has so many white people working in her house that you'd think the cops were raiding the place. One of them is Richard that talks about the time he got shot. Ms. Pat does standup on an airp...
ListenEpisode 33: Hangin in the Hood from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
A woman goes into school to beat her child, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts on whoopins. She shares a story about her granddaddy that you’ll never forget. Ms. Pat is excited because the Falcons beat ...
ListenEpisode 32: Pickle Brains from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat talks about the time roaches saved her life. She gives advice to white people and black people, mainly stop killing people over Popeyes chicken sandwiches. Garrianna is back and in trouble ...
ListenEpisode 31: Bag Daddy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Quisha has been sending Ms. Pat horrible videos including black pastors losing their mind. One included a funeral so bad that Ms. Pat was shocked by it. - Pastor Wilson - https://www.facebook.com/...
ListenEpisode 30: Olaf Till Middle School from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is back on the road and had a great time in Atlantic City. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat is old and tired. Ms. Pat, White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry ad...
ListenEpisode 29: The Need for Forgiveness from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
If ever there was an episode where the video is needed, this would be it. We begin with everyone bickering about the video, and it turns into full-fledged arguing by the end. Spangle threatens to "...
ListenEpisode 28: Save the Planet, Eat a Baby from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
We begin with our most controversial subject yet: eating babies to save the world. Black girls are threatening to make aggressive love to "White Boy Chris" Spangle. Deon Curry raises events happeni...
ListenEpisode 27: Rubber Booties from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat talks about plastic surgery and how it' s bringing down her sex appeal. The gang also discusses the magic of the black beauty parlor. Where you can not only get your hair done but where you...
ListenEpisode 26: Pilot Episode from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about kissing a co-star, bullying on set, gifts from agents, and her family ...
ListenEpisode 25: Tropicainical from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a woman on Judge Joe Brown. She also discusses how seeing a woman with ...
ListenEpisode 24: Whizzinator from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shir...
ListenEpisode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy...
ListenEpisode 22: RIP Cakes from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemeter...
ListenEpisode 21: Down On Your Lucky Charms from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter ...
ListenEpisode 20: Nay-Nay from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice ...
ListenEpisode 19: Holy Polio from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom. A man in Indian began sprouting hundreds of t...
ListenEpisode 18: What if Ms. Pat Went Camping? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven w...
ListenEpisode 17: Big Blue from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-ye...
ListenEpisode 16: Dickelodeon - Live at the Just For Laughs Festival with Howie Mandel from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
It is the first live recording of the Patdown! Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle take the stage at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Canada in front of a live audience. Deon had some i...
ListenEpisode 15: Souse Meat from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back to a historically black college. She talks about the greatest meal s...
ListenIntroducing the Moment from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Wondery’s The Moment, hosted by comedian Ingrid Haas, explores some epic real life romances to find the answers to our toughest relationship questions. From a Taylor Swift intervention, to getting ...
ListenEpisode 14: Black Ariel from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone to tip. By popular demand, we cover black Ariel. Nikia calls in a...
ListenEpisode 13: Baby Boy from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat's son Nikia join the podcast, and gets yelled at for quoting his mom. Ms. Pat wants to lock up a middle schooler in "Guametomal Bay." Deon Curry accidentally got labeled a gang member by hi...
ListenEpisode 12: Ms. Pat Visits Joe Rogan from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat took White Boy Chris Spangle to Los Angeles, and blew his mind. She talks about going on the Joe Rogan Experience. Garrianna is back and can't stop watching the Jeffersons. Deon Curry calls...
ListenEpisode 11: AIDS-Free Bus Fare from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat can't believe a friend wants to wait until marriage and thinks the man ought to be the breadwinner. She talks about being a young mother and learning to breastfeed while dealing pre-natal v...
ListenEpisode 10: Grandaddy Long Legs from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
This show sets off a debate for the ages: Is it Daddy Long Legs or Grandaddy Long Legs? Ms. Pat gives sex advice to Chik-Fil-A homeschoolers, asks what happened to the Olsen Twins face, and Deon Cu...
ListenEpisode 9: Bangladack from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
On this weeks episode Ms.Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about phone scammers, burning men, and stealing T.V's. Ms. Pat also teaches the gang a new word, Bangladack. Learn more about your ...
ListenEpisode 8: Ayesha Curry (Do You Want to Build A Snowman?) from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat talks about Ayesha Curry wanting more male attention and Ana and Elsa are building a different type of snowman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
ListenEpisode 7: Butt Butter and Abortion from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat and the gang discusses abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Ghost, and she gives us the secret on how to get a big butt and titties the che...
ListenEpisode 6: Black Game of Thrones from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat imagines Game of Thrones if it was black and talks about her love of Black Pussy... incense. Ms. Pat also solves the 130-year mystery surrounding Jack the Ripper and his killing spree. Lea...
ListenEpisode 5: Ms. Pat’s Meatball from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat is losing weight and having her first period in years. Aunt Flo ain’t playin’ and her gynecologist hates her because she loves to get fully nude when getting examined. We then examine wheth...
ListenEpisode 4: llegal Knees from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat tells stories about helping her special Uncle Cecil, her insane family funerals, playing “illegal knees.” We also try to understand what language Ms. Pat speaks. Learn more about your ad c...
ListenEpisode 3: Ms. Pat Explains Abducted in Plain Sight from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat opens the episode in an unforgettable way. Then she and Deon Curry explain the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight to "White Chris" Spangle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...
ListenEpisode 2: Tell Your Truth from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Ms. Pat shares her thoughts on an ex-frat president that got no jail time for rape. Ms. Pat then explains what she was doing in the 1990's and her life in Atlanta to Chris Spangle. She shares her t...
ListenEpisode 1: Introduction to the Patdown from 2019-04-23T20:34
Ms. Pat and her producer Chris Spangle introduce the Patdown. After appearing on podcasts hosted by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Eddie Ifft, Ms. Pat decided to start her own....
ListenEpisode 1: Introduction to the Patdown from 2019-04-23T20:34
Ms. Pat and her producer Chris Spangle introduce the Patdown. After appearing on podcasts hosted by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Eddie Ifft, Ms. Pat decided to start her own....
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