Podcasts by The Pen 15 Podcast

Episode 60: Thanks for the Nut, Homos from 2021-09-13T07:00

The final episode. For real this time. And what a send off! Pee Wee Herman on the Titanic is easily one of the top five bits ever in the history of the podcast. We actually just kinda talk about...

Episode 59: The Penultimate 15 Club from 2021-09-10T07:00

Our second to last episode ever! The final Tim's dad story. The Wal Mart demon. How do you spell computer?

This podcast is gay and black.

Episode 58: Animal Penis with Dylan Lusk (The Final Penterview) from 2021-09-06T07:00

I'm joined by famous Reno, Northeast Ohio, and Western Pennsylvania comic Dylan Lusk! We discuss how awful Ravenna, OH is, how awful Philly's stand up scene is, that thing I tried to convince my...

Bonus Episode 3: The Blowjob Tree from 2021-09-03T08:40:44

Originally aired on Patreon October 18th, 2020. Brian, Shawn Beef, and Enigmatic Steve were on this one, plus Tim Wolfe in one of his early appearances before he was a co-host.

Shawn b...

Episode 57: The Many Flavors of Faggo from 2021-08-30T07:00

We discuss ICP and Juggalos in this one. No lie, this turned out to be probably one of our funniest.

Episode 56: I Can't Believe It's Not Up My Ass from 2021-08-27T14:37:14

This episode contains:

-how to make or break a date

-the funny thing I tried to convince my girlfriend was real

-Charlie Manson's Angels

-the story of how Tim found h...

Episode 55: Hairy Maguire from 2021-08-23T07:00

This episode we tell the true story of how the Indians lost their land! Also, Tim makes a dark confession and I can't tell if he's being ironic or not. You don't wanna miss this one. 

Episode 54: Ligger Nuver from 2021-08-20T07:00

Welcome to the Matt and Tim N word power hour! Featuring:

-Tim Wolfe would do anything for fame...including that.
-That time Tim got a DUI and could finally end things with a girl ...

Bonus Episode 2: No Look Liu from 2021-08-15T07:00

This one came out September 2020 and includes such highlights as Smokey the Twink, Pole McCartney, Freedom Kahlo, and No Look Liu, which was my favorite joke made on the podcast during the origi...

Episode 53: Sex from 2021-08-13T07:00

Guinea pigs having sex. Ugly people having sex. David Carradine having suicidal sex. 

Sex.

This episode is dedicated to Trevor Moore. RIP

Bonus Episode 1: Chef's Kiss from 2021-08-09T07:00

This episode is a year old and was one of the three bonus episodes released on Patreon when we had one up and running. Our concept back then was to post a poll on Facebook and let the people in ...

Episode 52: 50 Shades of Gay from 2021-08-06T07:00

Tim's idea for a bee movie. No, not B Movie, thought we talk about that too. Jerry Seinfeld is bees. Oogie Boogie is black. 

Episode 51: Diet Coke from 2021-08-02T07:00

This episode contains some advice to our listeners: what to tell a girl the next time she says that you don't have your shit together.

We also talk about furries (again again) in this ...

Episode 50: Queer Street from 2021-07-30T07:00

I'm joined by Tim Wolfe, Movie Theater Kelly, and special guest Freddy Krueger. We discuss a cunnilingus scene in R.L. Stine's woke new show, hamster's in asses, Tim's aggressively homosexual la...

Episode 49: Christmas in July from 2021-07-26T07:00

Rudolph the black eyed reindeer. Santa fucks. Affirmative lafftion.

We also discuss the worst religion of all (it's the one you're thinking of).

Episode 48: N-Word Heaven from 2021-07-23T07:00

The dean of college. A cop's handy dandy framing utility belt. Catdog. A conversation between Bill Cosby and Joe Pesci. The brief return of Movie Theater Kelly.

Tim Wolfe is now more f...

Episode 47: The Simpranos from 2021-07-19T07:00

Tim Wolfe is Walter White Jr. He's also apparently not allowed to do cocaine. We do  impressions in this one. Are people listening to this podcast while they fuck? Did Tom Sizemore have sex...

Episode 46: Fifty First Nightmares from 2021-07-16T07:00

I'm joined by Steve and Dave as we discuss last names, Brock Lesnar's daughter, the Wachowski sisters, some LGBT history, and the return of Bill Clinton!

This episode is sponsored by J...

Episode 45: Emotional Support Porn from 2021-07-12T07:00

Tim's landlord asks him on an erotic vacation. Tim's dad does a real life bit to his son. Tim opens up about his porn hangups. Maybe I should just rename this "Tim Wolfe: the Podcast."

...

Episode 44: Dear John from 2021-07-09T07:00

This episode, me, Dave, and Steve discuss retard strength, Muslim years, and Olmec's sexy DSLs.

This episode is dedicated to John McAfee. You will be missed forever. RIP

Episode 43: Emotional Support Podcast from 2021-07-05T07:00

Human investments. Depressed dogs. Incels. Hostage negotiation. Me and Tim Wolfe get emo on a brand new episode!

"If you're a girl that loves dick, I wouldn't recommend me being the one...

Episode 42: Dog Walks Man from 2021-07-02T07:00

I'm back in the studio with Steve and Dave. We discuss gaping cootchie, professions for asexuals, your pornstar daughter, Dave's possibly gay dog, and how awful Big Bang Theory is.

So....

Penterview 14: The Combover with Miki Janosi (Part 1) from 2021-06-30T07:00

I'm joined by world famous Ohio comedian Miki Janosi! We discuss being bald, retarded superheroes, the missile alert, top deaths, botched deaths, celebrity botched deaths, and deaths.

I...

Episode 41: The Suite Life of Matt and Tim Wolfe from 2021-06-28T07:00

I have decided to make Tim Wolfe an official co-host of the podcast! We beg the question: does being horny cure racism? We also talk some shit on Forrest Whitaker, Roger Ebert, and Gabriel Ingle...

Episode 40: Chunky Fung from 2021-06-25T07:00

I'm joined by Steve and Asian Dave again. We discuss Kevin Federline, gambling, r/kelly, and how it would be cool to be gay.

A call to all our fans: do me a favor. Leave a review on Ap...

Penterview 13: Burn the Homeless (with Joseph Larkin) from 2021-06-23T04:11:28

I'm joined by Joseph Larkin of the W3 Thr33 Tr0lls podcast! We talk about homeless people (a lot), the disintegration of life in California, Joseph's alcoholic dad, that one time I met the horse...

Penterview 12: Changing Keys with Gene DiNapoli (Part 2) from 2021-06-21T07:00

Part 2 of my chat with Gene DiNapoli! We discuss Gene's show, Jackass, and more crazy Elvis stories!

Be sure to check out Reminiscing with Gene DiNapoli: https://www.youtube.com/channel...

Episode 39: Jumpin in the Mud from 2021-06-18T07:00

I'm joined by two newcomers, Steve and Dave. We talk about yo mama jokes, Undercover Boss, and getting pooped on in what has to be the most misogynistic episode of this podcast.

Happy p...

Penterview 11: The King, Gene DiNapoli (Part 1) from 2021-06-14T07:00

Part 1 of my chat with America's youngest Elvis impersonator and Cum Town favorite, Gene DiNapoli! We discuss his aftermath of being on Cum Town, that time Scumbag Vinny had me on his show, and,...

Episode 38: Getting Some American Tail from 2021-06-11T07:00

Brian's friend's wild cigarette claim. High school stories. My dumbest bitch of the week yet. Brian can name every My Little Pony.

This dog don't hunt.

Episode 37: Can You Take Me High Meow? from 2021-06-07T07:00

Fetal alcohol syndrome, throwback jokes, and a huge shoutout to Charlotte: America's greatest city.

Can you take me high, meow?
To a place where cats can meow?

Penterview 10: Sometimes Dead is Better with Tim Wolfe (Part 2) from 2021-06-04T07:00

Ladies and gentlemen, this episode contains what is probably the greatest, most fucked up story ever told on this podcast. You have been warned. 

Penterview 9: Tim Wolfe, God Dammit! (Part 1) from 2021-05-31T07:00

Tim Wolfe returns! We discuss Scientology, Carlos Mencia, getting a lap dance while pooping, Sam Kinison's last words, Jesus at the Nazareth open mic, and how his parents just don't understand. ...

Episode 36: Lazy Eyes from 2021-05-28T07:00

Shawn Beef tells a story of love and romance. We shit on the British. We shit on the Irish. We shit on lazy eyes. We dream of hanging out with trainwreck celebrities.

So pop that chub! ...

Episode 35: Silly Rajeet from 2021-05-24T07:00

Pokemon. Bar etiquette. Alternate movie endings. Robert di Niro's sneaky trap. Polite pedophiles. Brian abandoning his future children. Special needs Batman.

I laughed so hard I cried ...

Episode 34: Heisenbone from 2021-05-21T07:00

Shawn Beef returns! We discuss Tom Cruise, Brian's adventures in an after hours bar, Philly's most infamous strip club The Republican, and Mary Todd Lincoln's head game.

Seriously thoug...

Episode 33: Bananime from 2021-05-17T07:00

American cartoons vs anime in this episode. Brian and I submit some favorites from both. We also discuss my old roommate who used to watch hentai, and some statistics of the podcast.

Sh...

Penterview 8: The Tube w Movie Theater Kelly from 2021-05-14T07:00

Some lady named Kelly called in and told some hilarious stories about working at a movie theater. We discuss people smuggling children, Seth Rogan's filthy body, and homeless people and their co...

Episode 32: The Eternal Penis from 2021-05-10T07:00

I finally give my take on cops. Are they all bastards? Listen and find out!

Me and Brian also bring back bitch of the week! This week, we cover advertisements and smug scientists. ...

Penterview 7: Sha Ba Doo with Devin Conner from 2021-05-07T07:00

This week, I'm joined by famous Northeast Ohio (now LA based) comedian, Devin Conner! We discuss the awful problem in Norton, OH, Paul Blart 3, that time I said the n word in a movie theater, an...

Episode 31: Regis Philbin Died? from 2021-05-03T07:00

No seriously. He died last year, did anyone hear about this? I had no idea.

Oh yeah. WE'RE BACK BABY! I'm joined in the studio by Brian, where we discuss Michael Caine, a shitty movie, ...

Penterview 6: That Good Pipe with Rat Boy James Moss from 2021-04-30T07:00

I'm joined by Birmingham raised, Philly based comedian, Rat Boy James Moss. We discuss railing out Kay Ivey, comedian James Mahal, Goosebumps books, and when shows become aware of their audience...

Penterview 5: The Utility Players with Fartmouth (Part 2) from 2021-04-26T07:00

The second part of my conversation with Thyler and Jake of Fartmouth Podcast! We talk about the Navy, dogs, and the return of a classic Pen 15 joke!

We like it ruff.

Be sure t...

Penterview 4: Sierra Leone with Fartmouth (Part 1) from 2021-04-23T07:00

This episode, I have the pleasure of talking to Thyler and Jake, hosts of Fartmouth, one of my absolute favorite podcasts. So naturally, we talk about podcasts, a topic that I've mostly successf...

Penterview 3: The Ha Ha Man, Tim Wolfe (Part 2) from 2021-04-19T07:00

The end of my conversation with famous Northeast Ohio comedian Tim Wolfe!
Slenderman, Jeff Foxworthy, and Tim's new movie. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe during this one. 

Penterview 2: The Folding Chair with Tim Wolfe (Part 1) from 2021-04-16T07:00

Famous northeast Ohio comedian Tim Wolfe's return call in! We talk about the South, blackface, Nascar, the corniest joke I've ever made, and Tim's story of getting abandoned in Chicago...TWICE! ...

Penterview 1: Alcoholated with Clay from 2021-04-09T07:00

We're back with a new call in segment! Clay of The Dick Show fame calls in again, rocking a rhino horn and pounding some Natty. We talk about high school dares, his pee blowjob story, and the fa...

Get Ready from 2021-03-26T15:49:42

The Pen 15 Podcast will be revived this year, most likely sometime in the next couple months. Here's a little best of I threw together for a marketing thing. Enjoy.

There is also a jok...

Episode 30: The Final Episode from 2020-12-04T08:00

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to
The size of your Pen 15

Thanks for listening, Penheads.

Some friends of ours:

Let Us Be Idiots: https://podca...

Episode 29: Pepper Saves the Podcast from 2020-11-13T08:00

I came THIS CLOSE to not having an episode this week until Pepper Goins of the Rushmore Podcast decided to call in from work.

We talk about car robberies in Jackson, MS, how Pepper use...

Episode 28: I Rap Again from 2020-11-06T08:00

We talk about Tupac, a whore house, hacking someone's Onlyfans, and throwing up in an Uber. Plus I rap again.

So call me Mystic Mayo!

Episode 27: The Shawshank Redeemers from 2020-10-30T07:00

Me and Clarence make an anime. We talk about Green Eggs and Ham. I fucked up and thought only the eggs were green. We get assaulted by a naked woman. Hypothetically.

We Down 4 Lyfe! Listen

Episode 26: Cardigan Clarence from 2020-10-23T07:00

I give Clarence a new nickname. We discuss state mandated vasectomies, Twilight of the Cockroaches, and how to unmuzzle a bear. Hint: start by  taking off her hijab.

Bonus Episode 3 Trailer from 2020-10-19T07:00

Out now at www.patreon.com/pen15podcast

Episode 25: Purie from 2020-10-16T07:00

Curley's fries, Mine Kumpf, pumpkin purie, and all the people we wanna kill. Everything Shawn says could've been the title of this episode because he can't pronounce words.

Also, we rea...

Episode 24: The Scout Master Behind Me from 2020-10-09T07:00

Shawn Beef is finally back in the studio with his friend Enigmatic  Steve. This episode probably has the greatest opening line ever. We also talk about the pedophile behind me in line at Of...

Episode 23: The Joys of Jerking Off from 2020-10-02T07:00

Me and Clarence discuss the fun of masturbating, his trip to Miami, teen pregnancy, places we've pooped, and Little Caesar's.

Boo boo choo! Here comes the goo!

Episode 22: PEN15 the TV Show on Hulu, an Original Show on Hulu Called PEN15 and It's on Hulu and It's Called PEN15 from 2020-09-25T07:00

This episode is about a TV show on Hulu called PEN15.
PEN15 is described as "middle school as it really happened." Erskine and Konkle play versions of themselves as 13-year-old out...

Episode 21: Going Ghost from 2020-09-18T08:00

I play another story from our friend Zach, we talk more shit on furries, make more fun of Butch Fartman, talk about fucked up Japanese porn, and  bring back "I like my Women!" All this on a...

Episode 20: Clay and the Prezzies from 2020-09-11T08:00

We impersonate presidents for 20 minutes. Then, Clay of The Dick Show fame calls in (20:04)! He tells an exclusive story never before heard on TDS (22:50) and throws in an addendum to the post-o...

Bonus Episode 2 Trailer from 2020-09-08T17:19:07

The trailer for bonus episode 2.

Debuts Sunday, only on www.patreon.com/pen15podcast

Episode 19: Clarence the Dog from 2020-09-04T08:00

I'm joined by Brian and Clarence. We talk about Butch Hartman (2:13), Bella Thorne (7:36), that time I baited and switched a guy into coming  off racist in front of Clarence (12:36), and Cl...

Episode 18: Burn Baby Burn from 2020-08-28T06:00

Remember when you shared your losing virginity stories on Facebook? We read them in this one.  

Other highlights include a fan song by Pepper Goins of the Rushmore Podcast, a burn ...

Episode 17: Boys Playing with Dolls from 2020-08-21T10:00

We finally have three people in one room. I'm joined by Clarence and Ryan Boyle to discuss Bratz dolls, McCauley Culkin (9:50), the two headed girl (12:42), and the first gay MMA fighter (27:54)...

Episode 16: Born Again Virgin from 2020-08-14T05:01:58

Me and Brian kick this one off talking about Batman: The Animated Series and how we'd fuck every chick in it. Then Cris calls in with two stories. He has a traumatic old internet story (18:51) a...

Episode 15: Build that Wonderwall from 2020-08-04T21:59:11

Welcome to a very special 15th episode of The Pen 15 Podcast. This one is short, but boy is it a milestone! I sing a song I wrote especially for you guys, we have a fantastic storytime about how...

Episode 14: Sandwich Rumors from 2020-07-28T22:12:30

Shawn Beef is back in the studio. We talk about Christopher Columbus (9:45), the hot lesbians of Richmond (21:04), and some other stuff. Also, Shawn doesn't believe in gravity (13:04).

...

Episode 13: Attack of the Poodle People! from 2020-07-21T23:19:46

Shawn Beef returns for what turned out to be the horror episode! Spooky!
This is pretty much a bunch of horror related stuff, but we do also talk about killing the czar's entire family (10:5...

Episode 12: The Assassination of Miss Fat Bitch by the Comic Ryan Boyle from 2020-07-15T02:15

I'm joined by real life Philly comedian Ryan Boyle, as well as a call in appearance from famed podcaster and comedian Matteo Pascale, host of Let Us Be Idiots and numerous other projects. We sta...

Episode 11: The Ass of Us from 2020-07-07T12:56:27

We talk about the sex genie (6:55), fictional crushes from childhood (19:45), the buttsex meme from The Last of Us 2 (33:20), a new storytime call in (38:15), and why saving yourself for marriag...

Episode 10: Asians of Eastern Europe from 2020-06-30T21:57:27

Clarence is bad at geography. There's insanity happening in these streets! Plus, two call ins for the price of one from Roger the pickup artist and Ben the life ruiner.

Episode 9: The Llama and the Cheerio from 2020-06-24T17:43:52

We have a new theme song and storytime jingle. Clarence is back and we talk more about how we like our women. Pablo Muchacho calls in with a story that will shock and appall all who hear it. Listen

Episode 8: That Dunkin is Shamokin! from 2020-06-16T23:22:24

Our first storytime call in. An interview with Ann Jaina. Skunk Ape. Frankenhooker. Helen Keller on Ice. The death of a Dunkin Donuts.

This boner just won't quit!

Episode 7: Local Girl Poops Pants from 2020-06-10T01:07:01

We have our best storytime yet on this episode! Many wild stories brought to us by OG punk rock legend Shawn "Beef" Strokinoff, as well as a couple fan submitted ones! We also discuss To Catch a...

Episode 6: My Pen 15 Unleashed from 2020-06-02T23:59:13

We talk about history and the American presidents in this one. I live vicariously through Bill Clinton's sex life. We also talk about The Sopranos again from 25:04-33:47, so if you're saving you...

Episode 5: Go Go Gadget Sex Cult from 2020-05-27T01:39:18

We talk about furries in this one, guys. We also talk about Stephen King, micropenises, weird nicknames for genitals, repressed memories, and that one time Bob Hoskins owned a pet. You stopped r...

Episode 4: Gorilla Burke from 2020-05-19T23:53:49

Clarence gives good storytime in this one. I discuss my lifelong dream to be a bad influence on someone's life. We get really mean in this episode. I also freestyle rap, so if you need a reason ...

Episode 3: Dexter's Outback Lab from 2020-05-13T03:26:39

This episode has our first fan submitted storytime segment! Thank you Benis Boy!

Clarence and I also discuss racism in society, his grandma's tits, Australian Dexter's Lab, an...

Episode 2: James Gandolf Feeny from 2020-05-05T23:58:51

Listen here, ya little fuck! We talk about The Sopranos in this episode. Brian just finished season 1, so there'll be pretty light spoilers here. Plus we cover other important topics, like how m...

Episode 1: The Tortoise Always Beats the Hare from 2020-04-29T04:20:19

On the debut episode of the world famous Pen 15 Podcast, the first two members of the Pen 15 Club talk about cousin fucking, animal fucking, and what it means to be genetically gay. I make a sin...

The Trailer from 2020-04-25T21:36:38

The official first full length trailer for the Pen 15 Podcast!
Our debut episode will be dropping this coming Wednesday, April 29th.
Underdogs unite.

Teaser 1 from 2020-04-24T22:54:26

Pretty soon, the first episode of The Pen 15 Podcast will debut!
In this teaser, I'm joined by a famous friend of mine! You may have even seen him on TV!