Podcasts by The Pun Jab

See you all in 2021! from 2020-12-30T07:00

At 129, it's high time for the Pun Jab to call it a day - at least for now! So here are a final 6 puns, gags and jokes - followed by a short message from me at the end). Have a great New Year an...

High 5! from 2020-12-09T07:00

Dads, drugs and autobiographies are the big take from the Pun Jab number 128!

Dinner with Kasparov from 2020-12-07T07:00

PJ hits 127 with puns, gags and jokes on telekinesis, facelifts, crosswords and more!

Took a lot of balls! from 2020-12-04T07:00

The Pun Jab reaches 126 with puns, gags and jokes on ties, nuisance callers, crosswords and more!

Eurostar.. ? from 2020-12-02T07:00

Yes, it's 125-up for The Pun Jab with puns, gags and jokes on adultery, porno, Paris and more!

Chatting up Usain Bolt from 2020-11-30T07:00

The Pun Jab reaches #124 with jokes, puns and gags on autocorrect, limbo, war crimes and more!

Secret to eternal life... from 2020-11-27T07:00

PJ #123 wraps up another week with puns, gags and jokes on pirates, darts and eternal life!

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas. Yes, those are the ...

Top of the class from 2020-11-25T07:00

It's midweek mirth with PJ #122! This time we have puns, gags and jokes on levitation, ghost trains, strippers and more! 

The first day of my levitation course was great....

Put it on my bill! from 2020-11-23T07:00

It's a brand new week and PJ #121 kicks it off with puns, gags and jokes on lipstick, keyboards and girlfriends.

I'm not condescending - I'm just thinking about important thin...

Old McDonald's Farm from 2020-11-20T07:00

The Pun Jab #120 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on snow, chloroform, Alexander the Great and more! 

I've just sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I hop...

Demerara from 2020-11-18T07:00

As PJ reaches 119, it's midweek madness with jokes, puns and gags on workaholics, sugar, fonts and more!

I used to tell people that I was a workaholic, until I realised that i...

My Spitting Image from 2020-11-16T08:14:48

The Pun Jab starts the week with puns, gags and jokes on Yamaha, Lego, scarecrows and more!

What do you call a laughing motorbike? A Yamahahaha!

I have a twin brother w...

Chernobyl from 2020-11-13T07:00

The Pun Jab #117 rounds up the week puns, gags and jokes on sex, street fighting, Yamaha and more!

My wife likes to talk during sex. Last night she called me from the hotel! Listen

Paris on a whim from 2020-11-11T07:00

In the Pun Jab #116, it's midweek mirth with jokes on bakeries, Paris, hacking and more!

The Pun Jab #116:

Those who rob banks are bad people, but it's those who rob ba...

A little con descending from 2020-11-09T07:00

The Pun Jab number 115 gets the week underway with some puns, gags and jokes on duvets, dwarves and cliffhangers...

When I die, I'd like the word "humble" to be carved on my m...

Letters from Ikea from 2020-11-06T07:00

PJ 114 rounds off the week with gags, puns and jokes on Ikea, Eskimos, Scrabble and more!

The Pun Jab episode 114:

I got thousands of letters delivered to my house toda...

Sweeping changes from 2020-11-04T07:00

It's Midweek mirth as the PJ hits 113 with jokes, puns and gags on Taiwan, Armageddon, the Seven Dwarves and more! 

The Pun Jab episode 113:

I heard that people fr...

Stepping on Lego bricks from 2020-11-02T08:42:20

Yes, The Pun Jab #112 kicks off the week with jokes, puns and gags on Flamingos, sore eyes, children and more!

The Pun Jab #112

I went to a karaoke bar last night that ...

Period from 2020-10-30T07:00

The PJ looks forward to the weekend with puns, gags and jokes on hypochondria, sex tapes, menstruation and more!

Wild West planners from 2020-10-28T07:00

It's another midweek funny-fest as PJ hits 110 with puns, gags and jokes on boredom, shelves, bouncers and more! 

Gregorian Monks from 2020-10-26T07:00

The Pun Jab reaches 109 with another "6 of the Best" puns, gags and jokes on kleptomania, hunchbacks, belts and more!

1: Last night I saw a poor old lady falls down a flight of stairs. At...

Screaming in terror! from 2020-10-23T07:00

The Pun Jab 6otB rounds off the week with puns, gags and jokes on chauffeurs, toast, water mattresses and more! 

Barcode Battleships! from 2020-10-21T14:00

It's midweek mirth with another six corking puns, gags and jokes - this time on my mum, zoos and the Antiques' Road Show.

Poor for 4 from 2020-10-19T14:00

PJ "6 of the Best" kicks off its new thrice-weekly (Monday, Wednesday, Friday) schedule with some cracking puns, gags and jokes on insomnia, social distancing, colour blindness and more!

A great Subway sandwich! from 2020-10-15T01:56:26

The Pun Jab 6otB smashes into the midweek with gags, jokes and puns on road workers, dating, mid-air sleeping and more!

Banging on about alt-right... from 2020-10-12T05:00

In PJ episode 104, it's another 6 of the best - this time featuring mayonnaise, violins, spiders and more!

Mary had a little lamb... from 2020-10-08T05:00

The Pun Jab's "6 of the Best" presents puns, gags and jokes on dubious hobbies, face masks and grass. Yes... grass.

Chinese soup from 2020-10-05T05:00

"PJ: 6 of the Best" starts your week with puns, gags and jokes on piranhas, Dicks, Chinese soup and more!

We're back! from 2020-09-30T10:10

It's great to be back! Yes, the Pun Jab returns twice-weekly (Mondays and Thursdays) with "6 of the Best!" - an attempt to distil some of the better zingers into the usual one-minute bite-cast. ...

Bonds... James Bonds. And farewell... from 2020-09-22T05:00

The fat lady is clearing her throat! At 100, the Pun Jab dons the cloth cap and slippers, lights a cigarette and retires disgracefully to the country. There's a short farewell from me at the end...

Czech, 1, 2... from 2020-09-21T05:00

At 99, it's the penultimate Pun Jab, yet it's still packed with puns, gags and jokes on wells, Heathrow Airport and sound technicians! 

Guilty! from 2020-09-18T05:00

At 98, the Pun Jab nears the end with puns, gags and jokes about children, beer bellies, holiday sex and more!

A world of pain from 2020-09-17T05:00

The Pun Jab hits 97 with gags, puns and jokes on cowboys, encyclopedias, maths and more.

A baker charged in... from 2020-09-16T05:00

PJ is on oxygen at 96, but still has a few more puns, gags and jokes on childhood obesity, exorcism and graffiti!

Swim like an Egyptian from 2020-09-15T05:00

At 95, the end lurks menacingly, but the PJ still has a few more puns, gags and jokes on autocorrect, sailboats and people-pleasing!

Working for Peanuts from 2020-09-14T05:00

At 94, the end for PJ is in sight, but not before more jokes, puns and gags on mules, boxing, grammar and more!

Catwoman in Nepal? WTF? from 2020-09-11T05:00

So the Pun Jab is wheeled into the room at 93, with more puns, jokes and gags on the Praying Mantis, hats and autobiographies.

Call in the SWAT team! from 2020-09-10T05:00

92 down and the Pun Jab has more puns, gags and jokes on first aid, Mount Rushmore and capital punishment!

I kid you not... from 2020-09-09T05:00

Still fit and fighting at 91 with more PJ jokes, puns and gags on politicians, steak, fishing and more!

Nuts and bolts from 2020-09-08T05:00

The Pun Jab hits 90 with jokes, puns and gags on open-mindedness, singles and crosswords.

I'm not a Catholic... from 2020-09-07T05:00

89-up and PJ potters towards oblivion with jokes, puns and gags on telekinesis, egg-timers, hats and more! 

Present tense and past perfect from 2020-09-04T05:00

Exercise, selfies, nostalgia and more in the 88th edition of the Pun Jab. Almost there...

My first porno! from 2020-09-03T05:00

Number 87 and the Pun Jab totters towards oblivion with jokes, puns and gags on Thai food, alcohol and war crimes!

Guardian of the Galaxy from 2020-09-02T05:00

PJ totters towards 86 with jokes, puns and gags on limbo, kleptomania and GPS - all in one minute!

A Catholic converter! from 2020-09-01T05:00

The Pun Jab is getting on a bit but doesn't give a stuff - yes, more puns, gags and jokes on facelifts, smoking and lost luggage!

Clown attack! from 2020-08-28T05:00

It's 84-up for the Pun Jab with more puns and gags on baked potatoes, bullets and snow!

30 years of happiness... from 2020-08-27T05:00

Yes, it's the Pun Jab at 83 with jokes, puns and gags on apathy, parallel lines, marriage and turtles!

Take out only! from 2020-08-26T05:00

The Pun Jab gets petty at 82, with puns, gags and jokes on crowbars, neutrinos and assassins!

Usain Bolt in a nightclub... from 2020-08-25T05:00

PJ hits 81 with puns, gags and jokes on autocorrect, chemistry and locksmiths! 

Cat food is for pussies! from 2020-08-24T05:00

The Pun Jab matures at 80 with jokes, puns and gags on porn, fitness, flat-Earthers and more!

A seasoned Chess Grandmaster... from 2020-08-21T05:00

PJ is maturing well with gags, puns and jokes on Gary Kasparov, Trojan Horses, rock-climbing and more!

I'm not George Clooney... from 2020-08-20T05:00

The Pun Jab at 78 with jokes, puns and gags on hugs, boxers and sex - all in a minute!

James Bond and Viagra! from 2020-08-19T05:00

It's Pun Jab number 77 with jokes, puns and gags on Hellman's mayo, autocorrect, Catholics, Covid-19 and more!

Samsung's security guard... from 2020-08-18T05:00

PJ hits 76 with jokes, puns and gags on pies, salads, kleptomaniacs and more... all in around one minute.

Say what you like about Hitler... from 2020-08-17T04:59:51

At 75, the Pun Jab celebrates its three-quarter century with jokes, puns and gags on darts, snoring, Canon and more!

The Lego store has reopened... from 2020-08-14T05:00

At 74, the Pun Jab edges towards decrepitude with puns, gags and jokes on North Korea, tennis and Yamaha!

Five stars! from 2020-08-13T05:00

Yes, so the Pun Jab turns 73 with puns and jokes on strippers, cremation and farts! All in one minute flat!

This changes everything! from 2020-08-12T05:00

PJ turns 72 with jokes, puns and gags on Pavlov's dogs, clothes pegs, yeast and more!

0 - m - g! from 2020-08-11T05:00

The Pun Jab is 71 with puns, gags and jokes on news anchors, MRI, world peace and more!

Chernobyl's employee of the month! from 2020-08-10T05:00

70 arrives with The Pun Jab pondering on where all the time has gone with jokes, puns and gags on, twins, human cannonballs, dogs and more! 

An indirect Star Wars droid... from 2020-08-07T05:00

The Pun Jab hits the summer of 69 with more puns, gags and jokes - today including dolphins, Peter Pan and cement!

A street-fighting man... from 2020-08-06T05:00

The Pun Jab is still going strong at 68 with jokes, puns and gags on eternal life, hamburgers, butter and more!

Making do-do! from 2020-08-05T05:00

The Pun Jab hits 67 with 6 puns, gags and jokes on frogs, tubby psychics, the circus and more!

Knock yourself out! from 2020-08-04T05:00

The Pun Jab is fighting fit at 66 with more puns, gags and jokes, today's featuring frogs, happiness, history and more!

I thought I was a workaholic... from 2020-08-03T05:00

At 65, The Pun Jab gets its free bus pass together with more jokes, puns and gags - today's includes exploding cheese, kidnapping and yes, more poo! 

Voodoo doll! from 2020-07-31T05:00

Send us a postcard, drop us a line as PJ turns 64 today. Puns, jokes and gags on my friend Jack, Pygmies and chauffeurs.

The lowest form of humour... ? from 2020-07-30T05:00

The Pun Jab hits 63-up with jokes, puns and gags on carrots, bogies and kids!

Some remote location... from 2020-07-29T05:00

The Pun Jab reaches 62 with puns, gags and jokes on Scarecrows, poker and ducks!

Who named the fireplace? from 2020-07-28T05:00

PJ hits 61 with gags, puns and jokes on Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, Humpty Dumpty and massage therapists! And all in one minute flat! 

Stop singing Oasis! from 2020-07-27T05:00

The Pun Jab feels fighting fit at 60 with puns, gags and jokes on Oasis, charades, fire-fighting and more!

Pig lingo... from 2020-07-24T05:00

The PJ waves goodbye to the fifties with puns, gags and jokes on roofs, computers, split personalities and more!

Top dog! from 2020-07-23T05:00

PJ hits 58 with puns, gags and jokes on lunar restaurants, Pavlov, sleeping and more - all in a minute!

I'm an atheist, thank God! from 2020-07-22T05:00

The Pun Jab reaches 57 with puns, gags and jokes on ketchup, pessimists, Thomas Edison and more!

A godsend for the lobsters! from 2020-07-21T05:00

Apple, Heinz and yoga all crammed into the one minute of mirth that is The Pun Jab number 56!

A roll of tarmac... from 2020-07-20T05:00

So it's PJ number 55 with puns, gags and jokes on Christmas presents, values and Covid-19!

A dung beetle walks into a bar... from 2020-07-17T05:00

So, it's the end of the week and the PJ hits 54 with jokes, puns and gags on barbecues,  vampires, salad and more!

The Mayfly party was a bit short-lived... from 2020-07-16T05:00

The Pun Jab at 53 with jokes, puns and gags on jigsaw puzzles, vowels, insanity and more!

Glitterballs! from 2020-07-15T05:00

PJ hits 52 episodes with puns, jokes and gags on candles, medieval weapons, glitter and more!

Communist jokes are not funny... from 2020-07-14T05:00

Today PJ is 51 down with jokes, puns and gags on cross-dressing, communists, Scrabble and more - and still in just over a minute.

A zombie romance... from 2020-07-13T05:00

The Pun Jab celebrates its golden anniversary with jokes, puns and gags on bullies, zombies, necromancers and more!

Hispanic attacks from 2020-07-10T05:00

PJ #49 trundles over the hill with puns, gags and jokes on laziness, Mexicans, pencils, gravy and more! 

How do you catch a squirrel? from 2020-07-09T05:00

The Pun Jab hits 48 with gags, puns and jokes on brake fluid, mirrors, Chinese names and a lot more!

Just how many people DOES it take to change a light bulb? from 2020-07-08T05:00

Yes, it's 47 up with Pun Jab jokes, puns and gags on Gregorian monks, a woman's weight., orthopaedic shoes and more!

Mmm, around 90 quid. from 2020-07-07T05:00

The PJ turns 46 with jokes, puns and gags on Cinderella, leopards and mums - all in one minute.

The perfect stocking filler! from 2020-07-06T07:15

The Pun Jab contemplates impending middle-age with gags, puns and jokes on artificial limbs, selfie sticks, eye-problems and more!

Stoned! from 2020-07-03T05:00

The PJ#44 lands with jokes, puns and gags on cooking, atheism, obesity and more!

A quilt or a duvet? from 2020-07-02T05:00

The Pun Jab hits 43 with gags, puns and jokes on Tinnitus, milking cows and revenge. All in one minute!

I've just signed my will... from 2020-07-01T05:00

PJ reaches 42 with jokes, puns and gags on the Spanish language, hi-fi, last will and testament and more.

A dwarf climbs down a prison wall... from 2020-06-30T05:00

The Pun Jab reaches 41 with jokes, puns and gags on collections, ghosts and circumcision... ouch! 

I was petrified! from 2020-06-29T06:00

PJ hits the landmark age of 40 with jokes, gags and puns on fonts, wedding cakes and Gloria Gaynor! 

Wine, women and song! from 2020-06-26T07:00

The Pun Jab senses impending middle-agedom as number 39 brings up jokes, puns and gags on carbon dating, barcodes, maths and more!

The man who created autocorrect.... from 2020-06-25T07:00

The Pun Jab at 38 - those were the days! Jokes, puns and gags today on autocorrect, the hokey-cokey, modern art and more!

There are two kinds of people... from 2020-06-24T07:00

PJ reaches the great age of 37 with puns, jokes and gags on water mattresses, constellations and more!

Don't trust atoms! from 2020-06-23T07:00

The Pun Jab reaches 36 with puns, gags and jokes on psychics, printers, squirrels and more - all in a minute!

Keep the dream alive! from 2020-06-22T07:00

PJ hits 35 with jokes, puns and gags on fractions, posture and road works.

Two flies argue on a toilet seat... from 2020-06-19T07:00

The Pun Jab hits 34 with jokes, gags and puns on drugs dealers, toilet paper, Vietnamese restaurants and more! 

I gatecrashed a trampoline party... from 2020-06-18T07:00

The PJ reaches a third of a century with jokes, puns and gags on hypnotists, mirrors, stalkers and more!

An agnostic, dyslexic insomniac... from 2020-06-17T07:00

The Pun Jab eases into number 32 with jokes, puns and gags on bakeries, Viagra, cool phones and more!

I met my wife at the zoo... from 2020-06-16T07:00

The Pun Jab turns 31 with jokes, puns and gags on colour-blindness, tortoises, snowmen and more. And yes - still around a minute long!

Charles Dickens walks into a bar... from 2020-06-15T07:00

PJ confronts the end of youth with jokes, puns and gags on elevators, lollipop men, travelling and more! All in under a minute!

Making a sex tape... from 2020-06-12T07:00

The Pun Jab reaches 29 with jokes, puns and gags on juggling, flat-Earthers and the Swedish Navy! All in one minute!

A wake up call! from 2020-06-11T07:00

The Pun Jab 28 is here with jokes, puns and gags on strippers, haircuts, undertakers and more.

A laxative and holy water... from 2020-06-10T12:00

PJ number 27 lands with puns, gags and jokes on Eminem, sex, doughnuts and more!

I was in a band called The Hinges... from 2020-06-09T08:00

Number 26 of the PJ, today with jokes, puns and gags on cakes, brains, shellfish and more! Yes - all in one minute!

Never date a tennis player... from 2020-06-08T08:00

The Pun Jab reaches a quarter-century with jokes, puns and gags on the Wild West, TV, PC keystrokes and more! All in one minute, as ever.

A termite walks into a bar... from 2020-06-05T07:00

PJ#24 lands with jokes, puns and gags on curries, sleeping, the boss-eyed and more.

A poor old lady... ? from 2020-06-04T07:00

The Pun Jab turns 23 with jokes, gags and puns on hypochondriacs, Romans, unfortunate elderlies and more!

I sleep better naked... from 2020-06-03T07:00

Jokers ahoy! It's PJ#22 with gags and puns on pirate posteriors, single females, tongue-twisters and more! 

Two egotists in a fight... from 2020-06-02T07:00

The Pun Jab reaches number 21 with jokes, puns and gags on magicians, business, death and more, all in one minute flat!

Police were called to a kindergarten... from 2020-06-01T07:00

The Pun Jab 20 strikes with jokes, puns and gags on mittens, toddlers, seafood and more - all in one minute!

Accidents in the dark... from 2020-05-29T07:00

The slightly shorter PJ week closes with jokes, puns and gags on topics including Ikea, strawberry cream and doppelgangers!

Gravity is a scam! from 2020-05-28T07:00

The Pun Jab reaches 18 episodes with jokes, puns and gags on Covid-19, dogs, the ghost train and more!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. from 2020-05-27T07:00

The Pun Jab number 17 with jokes on hot air balloons, lost consonants and accountants.

Bring me an elastic band... from 2020-05-26T07:00

It's the start of a new week for The Pun Jab with jokes, puns and gags on party leftovers, cocktails and the time of the month.

A drunk ventriloquist in a bar... from 2020-05-22T07:05

Week 3 of The Pun Jab ends with jokes and puns on lawyers, big cats, treadmills and more!

Shakespeare was a nervous javelin thrower from 2020-05-21T07:05

PJ hits number 14 with quickfire jokes and puns on finger breaking, Elizabethan clothing, bank robbers and more... all in one minute flat!

How long does a chicken work? from 2020-05-20T07:05

Lucky Pun Jab episode number 13 brings us jokes and puns on snails, chickens, piranhas and more!

I've invented a new word... from 2020-05-19T07:05

In episode 12 of The Pun Jab, Pete presents puns, jokes and gags on time travellers, sharks, origami and more!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... from 2020-05-18T07:05

Another week of jokes and puns kicks off with crackers on militarised fish, parental boredom and more.Listen and subscribe to The Pun Jab on Google Play, Apple Podcasts, Spotify & Spreaker.

A parade of rabbits hopping backwards.. ? from 2020-05-15T07:05

The big number 10 with puns, jokes and gags on spice racks, rabbits and the Gospel according to John.

I once ate a watch.. from 2020-05-14T07:05

In PJ#9, Pete tells quickfire jokes on Armageddon, watches, rhetorical questions and more.

A clown held the door open for me.. from 2020-05-13T07:05

PJ#8 lands with jokes on King Arthur, alligators in costume, childbirth and more!

A cannibal came home late for dinner.. from 2020-05-12T07:05

In PJ#7, it's the Police, vegans, Chinese food, Switzerland and more! This is one ram-packed minute of jokes and puns!

My email password's been hacked again.. from 2020-05-11T07:05

In episode 6, Pete talks past wives, present wives, onions and more - so many jokes in one minute!

A guy dropped a box of Scrabble on the road.. from 2020-05-08T07:05

As PJ reaches number 5, jokes include Trump, combs and crooks. Total coincidence, of course.

What's green and has wheels? from 2020-05-07T07:05

In PJ#4, it's dishonesty, ladders, wind turbines and more - all in one minute!

The difference between a hippo and a Zippo.. ? from 2020-05-06T07:05

Yes, there's humour in a Google search, plus Zippo has really missed a marketing trick.

Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do!

I googled "how to start a ...

Two cannibals are eating a clown.. from 2020-05-05T07:05

In PJ number 2, there's another 6 gags in a minute - this time ranging from lonely zoos to Pete's wife's make-up choices.

I went to a zoo last week, but the only animal in the was a dog. ...

Lionheart from 2020-05-04T07:05

And we're off! 6 quickfire jokes in a minute! In this first episode of The Pun Jab, Pete's jokes include ones on dad, tofu and theft. He also dusts off his Long John Silver impression. It's time...