Ep. 14 — Barney is Darth Vader, for real from 2017-05-14T02:40:20

It's our namesake episode! Barney capitalizes on a potentially embarassing situation, gaming everyone into publically revealing their most-embarassing stories while revealing his origins as a h...

Ep. 13 — Peeing&Peak Ted from 2017-04-29T19:01:15

Ted and Victoria go all the way in the least sexy way possible, Marshall and Lily are locked in a bathroom bottle episode, and Barney and Robin go on an amazing broing-out adventure tha...

Ep. 12 — Enter Victoria from 2017-02-26T18:36:42

Ted teds a wedding (yes, that's a verb now), breaking up a couple that should probably not get married and then getting them back together so he can mack on Robin... only to tell Robin ...

Ep. 11 — The story of NYE in NYC. It sucks. from 2016-09-30T20:00

Ted goes above and beyond in the pursuit of the perfect New Year's Eve when we all know it isn’t possible, Barney gets real, Lily and Marshall are in an episode of Outlander, not-Moby pulls a gu...

Ep. 10 — Vampire lore and exotic fruit vs. Cheap Trick and the Superbrain from 2016-09-10T05:07

If you thought Robin was a great wingman, just wait for Barney to display his game. Ted's Superbrain won't know what hit him when he meets Trudy in HIMYM's first bit of stunt casting. Daddy's ho...

Ep. 9 —That's how we made a joke fly over your heads for 9 years from 2016-08-03T23:57

Episode Notes

Remember the first time Barney peed on something and helped people? Remember the first time Robin was a bitchin’ wingwoman? Remember the first time we meet Marshall’s fam...

Ep. 8 — New York real estate, the Lemon Law, and you from 2016-07-20T19:19

Erin and Leer take on "The Duel," in which bros battle for the future of their castle and a fair maiden is caught in the epic fight, Barney invents a new way to offend women, and Robin dates one...

Ep. 7 — Ted officially has a stalker M.O. from 2016-07-11T21:05

"Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match..." In this classic, Ted stalks and propositions his first dermatologist while Lily and Marshall attempt to capture the Big Bad mysterious creature. Robin...

Ep. 6 — You know, Kahlua and root beer is really pretty good from 2016-06-30T09:05

Let's travel back to several years past a time of policitcal turmoil in our nations history; Ted's Hanging Chad costume clings to relevancy as gay pirates rule the day. Ted's all-too-overt searc...

Ep. 5 — E'rybody in da club damagin' their hearin' from 2016-06-17T20:50

ARE YOU READY TO PARRRRRTAY? Wine and cheese party, that is. Erin and Leer dive into classic How I Met Your Mother season one episode "Okay Awesome," a confection of fun featuring the Lily's att...

Ep. 4 — Not a great shirt, not a great reporter, and Ted's worst crime. from 2016-06-07T01:09

Ted finds an old shirt in his closet and decides to ruin a life while Robin continues to be a questionable reporter with Barney's encouragement. No amount of comparisons with Friends can make Ted l...

Ep. 3 — A lifetime supply of condoms awaits you at baggage claim from 2016-05-17T15:19

Ted and Barney have a legendary night with Homeland Security while Marshall drives in circles and Lily and Robin check out the meat market at McLarens. Erin and Leer recount their best last minute ...

Ep. 2 — Ted's the most casual stalker ever! from 2016-05-11T08:28

Erin and Leer tackle our first glimpse of stalker Ted, law school Marshall, Lily trying to get some, and Robin's unrealistic career goals. Mix in a Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference and Barney hooking u...

Ep. 1 — How I Met Your Mother's pilot tells you the ending from 2016-05-02T23:32:36

Erin and Leer take on the pilot of How I Met Your Mother in the first episode of The Re-Return podcast. In this episode, learn why the beginning gives away HIMYM's controversial ending — which we l...