Podcasts by The Read
Join bloggers Kid Fury and Crissle for their weekly podcast covering hip-hop and pop culture's most trying stars. Throwing shade and spilling tea with a flippant and humorous attitude, no star is safe from Fury and Crissle unless their name is Beyoncé. (Or Blue Ivy.)
As transplants to New York City (Kid Fury from Miami and Crissle from Oklahoma City), The Read also serves as an on-air therapy session for two friends trying to adjust to life (and rats) in the big city.
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BBQ&Tie-Dye from 2022-04-14T14:15:04
Calling our exes for refunds... Patreon: patreon.com/thereadMerch: http://thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread/
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Chicken! Don't Getcho Chicken Here! from 2022-04-07T15:30:08
Comedians still having a wild time...
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Will&Testaments from 2022-03-31T14:15:03
Re-watching The Oscars with Janet Hubert and Iyanla...
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Think About It from 2022-03-19T16:55:03
Kissing cheeks for birthdays... Patreon:patreon.com/theread
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Free Brittney from 2022-03-10T15:15:07
White men can't jump...but they can try again. Patreon:http://patreon.com/theread
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All Inclusive Distort from 2022-02-17T19:25:04
Saying yes to therapy and no to fu*k n*ggas...
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Gay Secrets of ATL from 2022-02-10T16:12:42
Y’all really be living in your own reality shows…
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Mind Your Own Marriage from 2021-10-05T16:05
An episode longer than Nick Cannon's celibacy...
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703LW Kane from 2021-05-25T15:30
Scammers, spells and supergroups... Check out Jake Jetpulse on Amazon.https://www.amazon.com/dp/173135262X/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_M1GX4D4H287KER2C5ZEG?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
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Too Old For This from 2021-05-11T16:00:46
Is a house party that's also a block party...a blouse party?
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I'm With Her from 2021-04-06T15:45:02
The one where they talked about drag queens for a really long time....
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Zuckaburger Strikes Again from 2021-03-30T15:54:20
On a slow fall down a pole... Dasia Taylor in Smithsonian Maghttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/high-schooler-invented-color-changing-sutures-detect-infection-180977345/
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Stuck On You from 2021-02-09T16:28:18
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Therapy (feat. Dr. Joy Harden Bradford) from 2021-01-19T18:14:51
Houston, we have a problem... The Day My World Changed by Trey Sheppard https://www.amazon.com/Day-My-World-Changed-Understand/dp/1733387412
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The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia from 2020-11-24T16:20:33
That Magic City battle was legendary, Marjorie! https://www.lucaspyebio.com/
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The Irkin' Birkin from 2020-10-27T15:05:51
Carry your things in a Crown Royal bag like The Lord intended...
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Taxation Vexation from 2020-09-29T15:27:32
Reading Daystar for his hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons....
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More Fire Pon Di Rain from 2020-09-01T15:23:12
Having patties and Kola Champagne with Adele...
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The Bayang Is Mine from 2020-08-25T15:23:08
Blasting Teacup Tory's bite-sized ass outta here...
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Puss Moisture from 2020-08-11T15:14:19
It's 4am and I can't think of a better title. Fight me.
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Chicken Nachos from 2020-05-12T16:33:49
Don't talk about that one virus everybody is talking about...
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7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo from 2020-02-18T16:15:09
7 Year Anniversary Show Live @ Apollo by Loud Speakers Network
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Pooncense (feat. Lil Rel Howery) from 2020-02-11T14:52:07
Lil Rel joins us to talk about The Photograph, in theaters this Valentine's Day.
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Just Mail (feat. Michael B. Jordan) from 2019-12-24T16:01:21
Tis the season to unpack your drama. Plus, Michael B. Jordan joins us to discuss his new movie, Just Mercy.
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The Read @ Culture Con ft Lena Waithe and Melina Matsoukas from 2019-11-29T13:00:23
Queen&Slim Q&A. Spoilers throughout.
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Tall Glass (feat. Daniel Kaluuya) from 2019-11-19T15:57:38
Mama needs her medicine and Daniel Kaluuya stops by to talk Queen&Slim. **Potential Queen&Slim Spoilers 1:15:41 - 1:30:50**
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Hymen Great 'Til They Gotta Be Great from 2019-11-12T16:44:04
Cracking knuckles in the Wal-Mart parking lot
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Spin Cycle from 2019-09-12T15:13:12
Petty pics from the past.... SupportChamp's Tear Drops here! https://www.gofundme.com/f/1qlk90119c?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet
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Light The Blunt from 2019-08-08T12:15:09
Smoking on the balcony... You can support Shoppe Black by clicking here. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1576677152/shoppe-black
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Perdue What It Do from 2019-06-27T12:57:16
YOU COULD'VE HAD A BAD BITCH! **Black Mirror Spoiler 1:19:19 - 1:21:14**
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Yo, Dead Ass (feat. Devale&Khadeen) from 2019-05-23T14:39:40
The Ellises are back to fix our lives
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Endgame of Reads from 2019-05-02T14:12:14
Spoilers everywhere (Avengers Endgame and GOT Spoilers 47:29 - 1:29:30)
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Moaning&Mucinex from 2019-03-28T13:27:13
Us spoilers and occasional sniffling... "Spoilers 11:30 - 30:10"
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Real Love (feat. The Ellises) from 2018-12-20T18:03:41
Devale and Khadeen Ellis join us to talk about love, sex and parenting!
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You Don't Have Mail from 2018-12-06T16:32:05
...and The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Cardi B.
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To Go Plate (feat. Chef Resha) from 2018-11-21T18:40:01
You still chuckin' them peas, big face?
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Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018 from 2018-11-15T16:17:46
Live @ WerkIt Festival 2018 by Loud Speakers Network
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Shade IV You (feat. Xavier D'Leau) from 2018-10-18T12:32:20
XD joins us to talk about Solange, NYC rats, and bisexual baby daddies.
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Queen Harriet from 2018-08-23T13:13:10
...just sitting here eating our rice. No Student Deserves To Go Hungryhttps://www.gofundme.com/no-student-deserves-to-go-hungry
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Yes Girl! Podcast Live in NOLA Feat. Big Freedia from 2018-07-13T16:50:41
Some bonus content this week.
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You’ve Got Mail from 2018-07-04T14:34:44
We just got a letter. We just got a letter. We just got a letter. Wonder who it’s from.
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UniversiTea (feat. Logan Browning&Ashley Blaine Featherson) from 2018-05-01T13:37:30
The ladies of Dear White People stop by this week to help us with your messy college problems. Infinity War spoilers (28:56 - 39:56)Link to Chika https://twitter.com/oranicuhh/status/989550438038...
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Hi Safaree... from 2018-03-01T17:13
*insert Fergie's national anthem* Black Panther spoilers: 3:00 - 27:30
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5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo from 2018-02-21T00:53:11
The Read Live 5th Anniversary Show at The Apollo
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Blue Ivy’s Fruit Snacks from 2018-02-01T14:02:25
Destiny’s grandchild is unimpressed by your musical award ceremonies.
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I Ain't Sorry from 2018-01-25T15:28:50
We ain't boycotting Netflix, but we love y'all for real.
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The Powerful Prolonged Pearl from 2018-01-18T15:20:13
Are we sending Drake baby gifts or nah?
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Identity Theft from 2017-10-19T12:50:59
This episode is inspired by Jay-Z's spirit, Pac's soul and sonically Dre's ears.
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Live from Chicago from 2017-10-09T19:51:52
Thanks to Chicago for a great time at our sold-out show this past weekend.
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Somebody’s Getting Fired from 2017-09-29T01:40:47
The audio (and Crissle’s cough) are both awful this week, but we dragged too many people to not release this. Our apologies.
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Typing Too Fast While Too Furious from 2017-09-14T13:50:03
Baby rumors and Bobby Brown. (Correction: PewdiePie has 57 million followers on Youtube. Not sure where I got 11 million from. - Fury)
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It Takes Two (feat. Shea Couleé) from 2017-09-07T17:04:37
This week we're talking drag, ghosts and Insecure with superstar queen, Shea Couleé.
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The First White Walker from 2017-08-31T14:11:41
Promise rings and pussy sales. (Game of Thrones spoilers 8:00 - 14:25)
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The Next Generation (feat. LeVar Burton) from 2017-07-27T18:12:54
Fundamental reading with an icon.
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A Muva's Love from 2017-07-13T12:33:10
Strolling down the beautiful streets of B2K memory lane.
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A Black Ass Sunday from 2017-06-29T14:34:18
The Grand High Nigga Gala took place this past weekend and it was a mess.
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Love&Guttersnipe Hollywood from 2017-06-22T12:31:26
The twins are here!!! Bishop Curry's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/endhotcardeaths
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The Plight of the Light from 2017-04-27T13:52:19
Are Crissle and Fury a couple of high-yellow haters?
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Somebody Gettin' Fired from 2017-04-05T12:47:48
Alicia Keys stars in "When Keeping It Deep Goes Wrong
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Petty Partners from 2017-03-09T16:40:23
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The Read Live! 4 Year Anniversary Show from 2017-02-27T03:57:39
The Read Live! Four Year Anniversary in show NYC
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When Grammys Give You Lemons from 2017-02-16T14:10:26
Adele took Beyoncé's things, but it's okay.
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Make Your Own Damn Sandwich (feat. Trina) from 2017-01-19T21:50:04
Chrisette Michele and Steve Harvey don't care about black people.
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The Shade Is Mine from 2016-12-01T18:26:02
Kanye update, more unnecessary shade from Brandy and hat policies.
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Losing Your Right To Be Mad from 2016-11-03T14:32:58
Lil Wayne, Taylor Swift and smelly cats.
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Share My Worth from 2016-10-20T13:30:38
Naomi Campbell is still scary and Mary J Blige's divorce is filled with hateration.
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Holleration In This Hillary from 2016-09-29T16:08:21
Kardashian pettiness, Black TV pettiness and more.
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No After Parties from 2016-08-25T15:00:27
Francine returns, Amber Rose recruits and Meek Mill refuses to move on.
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You Won't Stop Our Blackness from 2016-07-13T14:57:23
You Won't Stop Our Blackness by Loud Speakers Network
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Liars and Scammers from 2016-05-26T14:57:43
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Another Thursday from 2016-03-17T18:01:08
Ciara's ring, Chris Brown's new movie and Mariah's reality show
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Katt Scratch Fever from 2016-03-10T16:10:58
New Chris Brown drama, more boring nudes and flop on flop crime.
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Movie Business from 2016-03-03T16:06:57
The Oscar's are still white as hell and Nina Simone is still black as hell.
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3rd Anniversary Live from 2016-02-25T20:05:54
Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury unable to get out of bed (let alone get to the s...
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Powerful Balls from 2016-01-14T15:49:40
Golden Globes, Teen Slob OG and Patti's cakes getting patty caked.
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Future Support from 2016-01-07T15:58:05
Brandy stanning, Jaden Smith's skirt and Future's future with Future.
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The Friend Zone and The Read Mash Up Part 2 from 2015-12-24T18:41:29
It's the holidays, so it's only right that The Friend Zone and The Read get together. Here's Part 2 of the mash up.
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Curried Class from 2015-12-10T14:12:54
Bow Wow gives us a failed Language Arts lesson as we keep our good stuff covered.
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Boonk&Hennessy (feat. Dormtainment) from 2015-11-12T16:57:04
Cognac and conversation with Mike and Tay of Dormtainment.
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No Shave, No Shade from 2015-11-05T15:23:37
TLC went to shade jail, Chris Brown put TMZ on blast and The Game set out that peen.
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The Read London from 2015-09-24T15:39:45
The Read travels to London for our first European show.
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You've Got Mail from 2015-09-17T11:45:35
A brand new mailbag episode full of your letters from home.
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A Picture Is Worth Twenty Quarters from 2015-09-10T15:53:48
Sheree done lost her damn mind...
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Billy Ray's Burden from 2015-09-04T12:40:40
Happy birthday, Beyoncé! We're back to discuss Nicki versus Miley, Fake President Kardashian and Paula Deen's Nae-Nae.
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Who Started From The Bottom? from 2015-07-23T15:09:04
A loud and bloody wig snatching hurricane.
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With Great Likes Come Great Responsibilities from 2015-07-16T14:36:30
Chris Brown, Brandy and Kylie Jenner's TVOne wig.
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What's Your Excuse? from 2015-06-25T13:58:37
Karruby Rose, Diddy's pimp hand and Khia's vocals.
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What A Lovely Day from 2015-05-21T15:05:37
Beyoncé's new BFF feeds her cheeseburgers and "NahLaters."
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Minor Wounds from 2015-05-14T13:59:19
Kenya Moore's life twirls out and Blac Chyna's mama goes off!
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Filler Me Softly from 2015-05-07T13:45:06
MET dresses, rappers beefing, and Kylie Jenner's confession.
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Lips Aren't Movin from 2015-04-23T14:27:59
Waka Flocka runs for office. Sherri Sheppard runs from child support. Kylie Jenner runs her mouth.
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Ain't Shit Day from 2015-04-08T19:52:42
Lots of celebrity reunions this week. Plus, Frank Ocean is back and Kylie Jenner wants to look like a gay plum.
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#TIDALforSOMEOFYALL (feat. Dormtainment) from 2015-04-02T12:17:24
Rome and Cam, of the hilarious Dormtainment, join the show to talk Tidal, Karrueche and gas money. Visit them at dormtainment.com and check out their Comedy Central web series, Six Guys One Car.
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Muppets Are People Too from 2015-03-26T14:32:29
Jim Henson tears, ghostwriter tea, and ethnic TV.
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Bitch U Guessed It:The Read Turns Two from 2015-03-05T18:04:32
The Read Live at The New School in NYC. We thank you all so much for your continued support through these two black ass years.
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Get Like Rih from 2015-02-26T16:37:04
We're just over here smelling like patchouli oil and weed.
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The Taste You Can See (feat. Estelle) from 2015-02-12T09:43:32
Estelle drops by to discuss her new album, True Romance. Plus, Grammy talk and a horrific update.
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1,000 Hours from 2015-01-29T15:20:23
Happy Shonda Day! Now that the fake blizzard is over, let's talk about Nene's wretched wigs.
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Ethnic Showers (feat. Jazmine Sullivan) from 2015-01-15T14:45:43
Naya Rivera bathes once in a while and Kenya Moore is still crazy. Plus, Queen Jazmine Sullivan stops by to discuss her new album, Reality Show! Buy Reality Show on iTunes here: http://bit.ly/1C9wPvB
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Memoirs Of A Fake Geisha from 2015-01-08T15:02:06
We're back to discuss Rick Ross's new tattoo, Nene Leakes' tears and plenty more. Tickets to Houston Live Showhttp://bit.ly/13BVT32
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Read&Green from 2014-12-25T12:55:59
It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays!
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Theta Beta Naw from 2014-12-18T14:48:42
VH1's new reality show gets stomped in the yard. Plus, Bobby Shmurda is in the shmenitentiary. To fill out a short survey about The Read and win a free Bevel, go to http://www.thereadsurvey.com/
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Leave Drake Alone from 2014-12-11T10:06:13
Our friend Aubrey has taken some unnecessary blows this week. Keep him in your prayers.
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Ghetto Gratitude from 2014-11-26T20:08:08
We give thanks for Beyoncé, Grand Theft Auto, social media shade and more.
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U Tried It from 2014-11-06T14:15:21
Another week of poor choices from the rich and the light skinned. Plus, Beyoncé presents a gift to Kid Fury and not you.
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On My Disney from 2014-10-23T13:21:28
Twerking isn’t feminism. It’s fun. So piss off, Annie Lennox.
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The 40 Year Old Stoner from 2014-10-16T14:27:33
Stevie J is pregnant, Tyga is leaving Young Money and Snoop is still high. To check out Bevel, visit GetBevel.com today. Use code THEREAD to get 20% off your first monthVisit audiblepodcast.com/th...
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No Label (The Bizarro Episode) from 2014-10-09T10:11:28
This week is a vortex of ratchet featuring Tyga’s lust, Raven-Symone’s weave and baby mama threesomes.
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100 Racist Recipes from 2014-10-02T10:54:03
Dear Kim and Kanye, we at The Read would like to respectfully speak for North in saying…leave her the fuck out of it. All of it. Thanks.
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Mrs. Birdman from 2014-09-25T14:28:32
Tyler Perry allegedly got a woman pregnant and Keyshia Cole is still mad. For your free trial of HuluPlus, got to huluplus.com/thereadhuluplus.com/theread. Go to nature box.com to get 50% OFF you...
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Switch (feat. Reagan Gomez) from 2014-09-18T15:12:23
This week we’re joined by actor/producer, Reagan Gomez, to discuss her new web series, women of color creating their own content and Waka Flocka’s weed. Check out Reagan’s original series, Almost ...
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The Green Experiment (feat. Dustin&Assante) from 2014-08-21T13:36:01
We don’t really remember.
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The Upheaval from 2014-08-14T12:37:05
This week has been rough but we're here anyway. Danity Kane gives up again, Ciara leaves her Future, and we have a special word for the NAACP.
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This Is..The Remix from 2014-08-07T14:11:17
Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a monster remix. Kimberly Denise Jones is pissed.
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The Bird Squat from 2014-07-31T13:31:11
Nicki Minaj’s ass and a Cheetah Girl’s past. That’s what this episode is made of.
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I See London, I See France from 2014-07-10T12:31:10
Karrueche is single again, Prince shades an R&B “diva" and Keyshia Cole is dumb.
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Vital Information from 2014-06-26T12:10:43
The internet attempts to bail a fine light skinned felon out of prison, Keyshia Cole sings about lady love and Drake has a new WCW.
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None In A Million (feat. Mike Brown) from 2014-06-20T14:06:41
Blue Ivy’s CRWN, T.I.’s Instabeef and Zendaya’s swooped bang. Plus comedian Mike Brown joins us this week for all this shade and more.
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Dont Mess With Pamela James from 2014-06-12T13:39:31
Tichina Arnold serves a shining read for Khloe Kardashian’s boyfriend. Plus, Rihanna shades TLC over her boobs and much more!
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Crystal Tits from 2014-06-05T13:50:18
Rihanna’s glitter boobs, an Azealia Banks debate and more.
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Going Down (feat. Dustin Ross) from 2014-05-15T09:25:02
…never really did like elevators. [ Tickets: TheReadDetroit.com + TheReadLA.com ]
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Lemon Pepper Wings from 2014-05-08T14:21:22
Monica Lewinksy, Willow Smith and lots of celebrity fuckboys.
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Butt Fingers from 2014-04-24T07:26:11
Flops fall back in love, Columbus Short is in a real life Scandal and Mama Dee discusses douche sales.
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The Mang-o-Rita Experiment from 2014-04-17T12:52:29
There would be a description here, but we don’t remember what the hell was discussed so…
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Leave Trick Daddy Alone from 2014-04-10T13:59:09
Rappers with legal troubles, Rihanna’s bare booty picture day, Scandal predictions and much more!
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Unleash The Draggin' from 2014-04-03T12:45:41
Here at The Read, we promote equal opportunity dragging and this week the verbal gatherings are open and available for all.
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The Winner Is North from 2014-03-27T11:30:43
North West’s parents are on the cover of Vogue, but who cares about them? Plus, Nick Cannon doesn’t care about whiteface.
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#Aubrihanna from 2014-03-20T13:28:09
It looks like Drake and Rihanna are the new light-skinned power couple in these streets. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is only allowed one phone call.
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In My Skin (feat. Shaun Ross) from 2014-03-13T13:43:12
Boosie is free, Frank Ocean and Chipotle have beef (HA!) and Chris Brown is single again. Plus model/actor, Shaun Ross, joins the show to talk fashion, Beyoncé and self-love.
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Live One Year Anniversary Show from 2014-03-06T15:15:03
The Read celebrates its' first anniversary with a live show from New York City.
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G I R L Bye... from 2014-03-01T03:40:56
Pharrell’s new album cover is causing some brown anger. Robin Thicke’s wife finally found some sense. Plus, one of the craziest letters yet.
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Gay, Black&Unbothered from 2014-02-12T12:30:15
This week, TIP&Tiny are sharing their booty issues with Instagram. Plus, T-Pain puts homophobes on blast and Kid Fury ain’t thinking about fatherhood.
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The Grammy Heist from 2014-01-30T13:49:48
Macklemore received all of Kendrick Lamar’s Grammy awards, but don’t worry…he’s awful sorry about that. Is T.I.’s family hustling backwards? All this plus Vin Diesel’s attempt at surfing this week.
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TooOld 4Instagram from 2014-01-23T07:13:44
Madonna and does something stupid for attention…again. Drake wins at Saturday Night Live. Plus, Sherri Shepherd shade and much more.
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The Fall Of House Bieber from 2014-01-16T14:10:04
Bieber and friends are finally looking at doing time. Ciara reveals her pregnancy that we all knew about. Plus, Kid Fury sets a new goal for 2014.
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Break Babies from 2014-01-09T13:11:42
Young Jeezy makes terrorist threats, SNL adds some color to their mix and Dwyane Wade has a new baby mama. Plus…girl, it’s cold
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The Mailbag* from 2013-12-31T08:22:25
Happy 2014! The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.
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Beyoncé Holiday Spectacular from 2013-12-17T18:18:39
What was once meant to be a holiday special filled with friends, champagne and shade turned out to be a full stan moment after King Beyoncé snatched us up from the root.
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#AskYourPublicist from 2013-12-12T13:01:22
R. Kelly may dress like a thirteen year old Chief Keef fan, but he sure doesn’t know Twitter very well. Plus, Michelle Obama gets these girls together and The Carters rule the Grammys.
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Trina Appreciation Day (feat. Freshalina) from 2013-12-05T13:54:47
Prepare for The Read to get loose (with more punch than a bowl of juice) as we keep it trill with special guest and blogging godmother, Freshalina.
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Turkey Day from 2013-11-27T18:17:25
Happy Thanksgiving! Have your honey ham with a side of shade this week when we discuss Rihanna’s doobie wrap, Flo Rida’s “good fortune,” and turduckens.
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Race-Themed from 2013-11-20T07:10:56
Keri Hilson is still enjoying her basketball boo and box braids, Oprah has requested that a certain group of people die, and USA Today tried the hell out of it.
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Sistah Wives from 2013-11-14T15:54:13
Description: Akon has the answer to love and hip-hop while Pebbles won’t give up the answers we care about. All this plus talk of Mariah Carey, dating in NYC, and stud love.
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Blackface (feat. Charlamagne Tha God) from 2013-10-30T23:32:28
The Breakfast Club’s own, Charlamagne Tha God, joins the show this week to talk Chris Brown, Young Jeezy, Rich Dollaz’ forehead and more. Plus, Julianne Hough isn’t very good at this Halloween thing.
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Raggedy Pebbles from 2013-10-24T13:54:01
Who knew that Lil Mama was such a good actress? Nobody. Who knew that Kanye and Kim would have a widely publicized engagement? Everyone. All this and bad football, this week on The Read. Don't forg...
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America's Grape Juice from 2013-10-17T12:17:47
Madonna is fighting the power one text at a time, while Drake and Chris Brown continue to exhibit extreme lightskinned behavior. Plus, vine videos and GOP juice! Kid Fury Trilloween Tickets: bit.l...
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Everyday People (feat. Roblé Ali) from 2013-10-10T11:51:28
Khloe and Lamar were seen together since Kris and Bruce Jenner are not. Miley Cyrus catches another swift read and Slim Thug can't control his hoodisms. Plus we chop it up with special guest, Chef ...
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Sideshow Bras from 2013-10-03T13:17:13
Kanye is being stalked, Lamar Odom may have been set up and Lebron James got a virtual read. Plus, Kid Fury thinks buying bras on the hood sidewalk is gross.
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The Read – My Auntie Jenifer from 2013-10-01T21:03:14
Please pray for Kieran James Romney and while you’re at it tell Rihanna and Teyana to go be rich and quiet. Then get into the moment when The Read got to interview the amazing Jenifer Lewis. The Re...
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The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality from 2013-10-01T21:02:44
Antoine Dodson is playing another publicity game and Miley’s man is over her. Plus, we’re tired of you cheeky queens touching Beyoncé. The Read – Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Sexuality
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The Read – The Mailbag from 2013-10-01T21:02:26
In an effort to get our lives and schedule together, The Read is dedicating this episode to you and your letters from home.? (Yes, there is still a regular show this week.) The Read – The Mailbag
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The Read – Gucci This, Gucci That from 2013-10-01T21:01:52
Keyshia Cole has apologized in hopes of salvaging what’s left of her edges. Bruno Mars is performing at the next Super Bowl and Gucci Mane has lost all three teaspoons of his mind. Plus, a simple r...
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The Read – The VMA Review from 2013-10-01T21:01:23
From Lady Gaga to NSYNC to Miley Cyrus, we’re breaking down all our thoughts on the 2013 Video Music Awards. Also, we have a word on stans and agreeing to disagree. The Read – The VMA Review
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The Read – Big Gay Ice Cream from 2013-10-01T21:01
So many celebrity stunt queens have been pulling it this week, so tell Perez Hilton, Miguel and Raz B to get their acrylic nails out of your pocketbook. Also, a word on gay ice cream and how it des...
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The Read – Friendly Reminders from 2013-10-01T21:00:12
This week, some chick in Switzerland tried our dear Queen Oprah, Kendrick Lamar turned the entire hip-hop industry upside down…and Beyoncé got a haircut. Plus, PMS is real and Miley’s edges are des...
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The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show from 2013-10-01T20:59:47
Beyoncé. King Bey. Motha. BGKC. Mrs Carter. This week we recap the snatching that took place at Barclays Center for the Mrs. Carter Show. The Read – The Mrs. Carter Show
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The Read – Sweet And Meat from 2013-10-01T20:59:20
This week, our good friend Chescaleigh is back to help us discuss Dwyane Wade’s typo name, DJ Khaled’s publicity stunt and much more. Your listener letters are as fiery as ever and Kid Fury has a p...
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The Read – Luna Vs Serena from 2013-10-01T20:58:46
Kanye went black skinhead on some jerk paparazzi and we at The Read are perfectly okay with that. The royal baby is here and Beyoncé’s weave has been compromised, plus much more! The Read – Luna Vs...
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The Read – Well Deserved Laughs from 2013-10-01T20:58:21
This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs as Kid Fury&Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson, and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you list...
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The Read – Stay Off The Bus from 2013-10-01T20:57:52
This week, we all hail Jay’s Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops ...
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The Read – The Black Entertainment Episode from 2013-10-01T20:57:34
This week, Kid Fury&Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home are still insane!
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The Read – What’s In A Name? from 2013-10-01T20:57:04
This week, Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you all the N-word, but she’s still been fired. Plus, a listener update that will gag ...
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The Read – Paula’s Best Dish from 2013-10-01T20:56:39
Have you had a taste of Paula Deen’s racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle reads where it hurts…for Fury.
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The Read – Law&Order: FU from 2013-10-01T20:56:14
It’s been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and her twerking are tired as hell.
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The Read – Say No To F**k Boys from 2013-10-01T20:55:54
Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again ...
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The Read – Pray For The Dancing Lobsters from 2013-10-01T20:55:35
This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will having escort you out and Kid Fury is always late! We also introduc...
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The Read – The Petty Betty Show from 2013-10-01T20:55:10
This week, Kid Fury&Crissle gag over the leaked version of Beyoncé’s “Grown Woman” single. As anticipation for the tour kicks back up, Miguel kicks two girls down at the Billboard Awards. Plus, wha...
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The Read – There’s Something About Fury from 2013-10-01T20:54:50
Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry’s wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her soul. However, can you tell what’s up with Kid F...
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The Read – New York Appreciation from 2013-10-01T20:54:13
The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris&Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind.
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The Read – Love&Kroger Michelle from 2013-10-01T20:53:47
Actor, Dustin Ross, joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé-related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is ...
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The Read – Who Raised You from 2013-10-01T20:53:23
Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake…and who is Kylie: The Terrible?
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The Read – The Scandalous Episode from 2013-10-01T20:53:05
On this week’s episode of The Read, popular Youtube sensation, Franchesca Ramsey, joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn’t care about slavery as long as he can wear jewelry, and A$AP Rocky is givin...
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The Read – The Grown Episode from 2013-10-01T20:52:34
On this week’s Read, Fury&Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment… sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole’s career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender.
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The Read: The Fifth from 2013-10-01T20:52:11
This week on The Read’s fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy’s height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a quee...
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The Read – Bow Down from 2013-10-01T20:51:47
On this week’s episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé’s right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as he...
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The Read – The Fucked Up Face Episode from 2013-10-01T20:51:14
On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton’s original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a st...
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The Read – There Will Be Blood from 2013-10-01T20:50:58
This week, Kid Fury&Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood…literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fu...
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The Read – Volume 1 from 2013-10-01T20:50:42
The great people behind The Combat Jack Show lost their minds and allowed me to host my own podcast. So, of course, I had to grab my beautiful and shade-filled friend, Crissle, and The Read was bor...
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