Podcasts by The Reserves Podcast - A Manchester United Football Podcast

Pod 144 - The Boys Are Back in Town from 2018-08-29T01:31:57

The prodigal son(s) returns, and therapy is back in session! The whole squad comes out of retirement to press the panic button three games into the season. We missed you. Did you miss us?

Pod 143: The Fellaini/Young Apocalypse from 2017-10-04T01:19:11

Welcome, welcome, welcome to a bit more subdued episode of The Fucking Reserves. Byron, Paddy, and Trevor get together to discuss the wins over Southampton, CSKA Moscow, and the lowly Crystal Pa...

Pod 142: Hot Takes& Lost Takes from 2017-09-21T13:02:21

Welcome, welcome, welcome! We're not going to lie... this one's a mess. Half of it got deleted when GarageBand crashed, but we made up for it by getting weirder than usual. Let's get to it.

Pod 141: The New Invincibles from 2017-08-30T10:43:19

Welcome, welcome, welcome! Another episode of The Fucking Reserves is upon us, and the whole gang is here to chat about the Swansea and Leicester matches, the Champions League draw, and not near...

Red Card Live! - Episode 76: JnF VI from 2017-08-19T00:56:42

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION We're back in full force talking everything Manchester United. It's the entire crew, back again for the first time in months. Shed a tear and have a laugh with the gang...

Pod 140: Alexa, Super Likes, and Manchester United from 2017-08-16T03:02:13

New season! New Pod! Same old bullshit!

Welcome back to another season of The Fucking Reserves! The whole crew is on hand to discuss everything that happened since May (when we last had a...

Red Card Live! - Episode 75: Seasons Change from 2017-08-10T10:25:47

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jak's back to his old tricks, rippin a solo pod talking about tons of shit with absolutley nothing prepared! If you've been paying attention this su...

Pod 139: Romy and Michele's United Podcast from 2017-07-02T00:50:39

Welcome, welcome, welcome! We warned you this might happen—the long awaited solo outing of Trevor Hale! Only, instead of rambling into a microphone for an hour, he set up shop on his porch, and ...

Pod 138: Old Gods and the New from 2017-05-25T02:15:52

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!! Hot on the heels of United's Europa League victory, Casey, Paddy, and Trevor sit down to discuss the the end of the season, and what needs to happen going forward. The...

Pod 137: Big 'Uns! from 2017-04-27T01:45:49

Your favorite irregularly scheduled podcast is back! Byron, Paddy, and Trevor get together on a rainy night in Salt Lake City to discuss the big matches coming up for United. We run through ever...

Pod 136: World Tour! from 2017-04-09T23:50:48

Live from the U.K., it's The Fucking Reserves World Tour! Paddy and Trevor recap their trip to Manchester, Hotel Football, and  talk about seeing United in the Theater of Dreams, Old Trafford it...

Pod 135: Guess Who's Back? (Back Again...) from 2017-03-23T02:24:21

What is dead may never die, but rises again stronger and harder! Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Fucking Reserves and Pod 135! Guys. It's been a hot minute. We've missed you so, we truly have. ...

Pod 134: Matchtastic Voyage from 2017-02-05T14:49:55

Did you miss us? We missed you! Join Paddy, Casey, and Trevor as they gather round the kitchen table, on a Sunday morning, coffee in hand and a game in the background as they cover all things Un...

Red Card Live! - Episode 74: Jak Gary Mike from 2017-02-01T20:26:33

Greetings Red Card Nation!! Lots of games since our last pod and we have a full house minus Officer Kurtz. While he was saving lives, we were letting it all hang out. Join us, won't you? #MUFC #...

Pod 133: She's My Rushmore, Max from 2017-01-19T03:41:40

Three matches, one podcast! Episode 133 is here and it's full of great banter, boring stories and a ton of #AskTheReserves! We get into who would be on the United Mount Rushmore, the Reading, Hu...

Red Card Live! - Episode 73: Double Stuffed from 2017-01-13T01:47:16

Welcome to 2017! We finally made it and guess what? It's a solo Red Card + a JnF just to kick off the New Year with bang! We've got a full house, 3 + Jak = Jak n Friends and it's all downhill fr...

Pod 132: The Red Scare from 2017-01-05T11:31:21

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to Pod 132! The Fucking Reserves were able to record twice in two weeks and we're almost back on a regular schedule. This week we cover the Middlesborough and West Ham...

Pod 131: Hated, Adored, but Never Ignored! from 2016-12-29T12:53:37

Santa came to town and he brought a new episode of The Fucking Reserves! Pod 131 is *finally* live and Casey, Paddy, and Trevor are on hand to talk about United's recent run of wins, some Gentle...

Red Card Live! - Episode 72: The Glue from 2016-12-09T12:42:35

Greetings Red Card Nation - back again for a little 1v1 with Mike from RedlifeManU. Shooting the shit for about an hour we talk all things Manchester United. Join us, won't you? @RedCardLive @Mi...

Pod 130: Matchcast from 2016-12-08T16:06:24

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Pod 130! Join Paddy and Trevor as they record during halftime and directly following the Europa League match this week. We touch on the Everton draw, who we think ar...

Pod 129: Quiz Show from 2016-11-30T03:25:37

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Pod 129! The Reserves are back in action with a whole host of #AskTheReserves, more than a few #KneeJerkOff reactions, some studies about Mormon sex lives, thoughts ...

Pod 128: Cocaine Cowboys from 2016-11-16T03:01:11

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Pod 128! We're still fretting over the future of our country, but we manage to talk a bit coherently about Manchester United this week. Arsenal visits Old Trafford t...

Red Card Live! - Episode 71: South by South Westworld from 2016-11-15T01:51:40

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION: Can you believe it? WE'RE BACK! Jak is back and better than ever. He tells us of things that he has seen and places that he has been. He gives some serious Westworld s...

Pod 127: The Saddest Day from 2016-11-09T01:32:21

Welcome, welcome, welcome! If you thought the last podcast was a mess, wait till you get a load of this one! We mumble our way through a little bit of United news while being shellshocked about our...

Pod 126: La Sexorcisto (aka It's Been a Rough Week) from 2016-10-27T02:35:50

Pod 126! I'm not going to lie to you, this one is probably a mess from your point of view. From our point of view, it was tons of fun! There's a little bit of United talk sandwiched between stories...

Pod 125: Mad Mads from 2016-10-12T02:28:11

Welcome, welcome, welcome! It's international break, so there's not much to discuss, but we try to find something anyway! Bob Bradley at Swansea, the upcoming Liverpool match, the correct lineup, a...

Pod 124: Pitbulls& Politics from 2016-09-29T00:47:19

Welcome, welcome, welcome! Skeleton crew tonight, since Paddy is away on a business trip to Pleasantville, but that doesn't stop us from talking about the 4-1 victory over defending champs, Leicest...

Pod 123: Dig In! from 2016-09-22T08:26:57

Pod 123! Join The Fucking Reserves as they dig in to Manchester United's last three matches (two losses and a win), but no one hits the panic button. Rooney dominates most of the conversation, whic...

Red Card Live! - Episode 70: JnF III from 2016-09-15T10:16:57

Greetings Red Card Nation!! It wouldn't be Jak n Friends if we didn't have some technical difficulties. At this point, we appreciate the patience ya'll have with us. The gang talks about things wit...

Pod 122: Cereal Killers from 2016-09-15T01:02:03

Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode 122 of The Fucking Reserves! This week Byron, Paddy, and Trevor get together to discuss the the initial Europa League match against Feynoord Rotterdam, and the ...

Red Card Live! - Episode 69: Derby Day from 2016-09-09T00:42:03

Greetings Red Card Nation!!! It is upon us. The Derby. Nuf said. @RedCardLive @Dalton_Kurtz

Pod 121: Mourinho's Mindf*%k from 2016-09-08T01:03:03

Pod 121! The Fucking Reserves are back from international duty and we're ready to discuss the Manchester Derby, verbally fellate Marcus Rashford, and learn a few Rush lyrics for good measure. We've...

Red Card Live! - Episode 68: The Lost JnF from 2016-09-03T00:08:11

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION!!! As we've said many times before, nothing good happens over international break. Let's hope our boys in Red take care and stay healthy this weekend. United have a big...

Red Card Live! - Episode 67: Gruden Talks Pogba from 2016-08-24T23:30:19

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION!!! What a match last Friday! Zlatan looks amazing, Pogba looks poised and United look deadly. Join Jak and Gary as they discuss the match results and the match to come. Th...

Pod 120: Munchausen Moments from 2016-08-24T01:04:28

Episode 120 is here! Three episodes in three weeks, we're back on track, and rolling right along. We break down the Southampton game as only we can, get some predictions in for the Hull City match ...

Red Card Live! - Episode 66: JnF II from 2016-08-19T00:03:53

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION! Believe it or not, Jak figured out how to work his computer and we've got a show for you. Complete with the friends you all know and love, this week we're talking about l...

Pod 119: Fireside Chat from 2016-08-17T01:26:32

Welcome, welcome, welcome to another episode of The Fucking Reserves! Casey pulled an Oz this week and bailed at the last minute (hopefully not forever), so you get a laid-back, relaxing evening wi...

Red Card Live! - Episode 65: IT Support from 2016-08-13T01:23:28

Greetings Red Card Nation!! It's a new season and that means RED CARD LIVE. Summer is boring and Jak hates talking about caddy trade rumors. Finally we are on the precipice of this new season and i...

Pod 118: POGBANG! from 2016-08-10T01:45:35

Episode 118! The Sheriff is still MIA, but the rest of us are soldiering on. Pogba's triumphant return is the story of the week, but we also demolish a host of other topics including Top 4 predicti...

(34 + 18)/2 = Trophies! from 2016-07-07T00:57:24

Pod 117! The Sheriff had the night off, but the rest of The Fucking Reserves got together to chat about the proper pronunciation of Mkhitaryan, how Manchester has been welcomed to Zlatan, The Speci...

Episode 64: JnF I from 2016-06-27T13:27:54

Greetings RED CARD Nation!!  Jak's brought the Friends along this time and made a new intro.  Don't fret, the solo rants that you've grown to love aren't going away, we're just doing some round ...

The Big Dogg is having a puppy! from 2016-06-13T23:55:19

Pod 116! The full squad is back for some good times, some laughs, some United Discussion, some NBA finals talk, some Copa and Euros chat and more this week on the F*cking Reserves!  GLORY GLORY MA...

Episode 63: Black Light Tattoos from 2016-05-28T17:30:38

Jak n Friends strikes back. Homage to the Fucking Reserves and their conversational style. Technological marvels at work in this episode. Get some. @redcardLIVE @Dalton_kurtz @redlifemanu

Welcome Harry Redknapp from 2016-05-24T00:17:27

Pod 115! This week the full squad celebrates the FA Cup, say Adios to LVG, and say hola to the real Prince Harry - the one and only wheeler dealer himself 'Arry Redknapp! We look ahead to the immin...

Episode 62: Terror from 2016-05-20T10:58:22

Bombs or Buffoons? Match abandoned. We refused to watch the meaningless match. FA cup final? We'll be watching and you'll hear about his thoughts on gutless terrorists, Crystal Palace, the communit...

Episode 61: Unpopular Things from 2016-05-13T08:58:28

Yea dude. Unpopular things are said by Jak this week. No really, he's gone mental and it's probably LVGs fault. Presented in high definition sound for your listening pleasure.

Dammit. from 2016-05-11T01:52:39

Pod 113! Happy Birthday Jak Smythe, Captain America Civil War was way better than United over the weekend, vs West Ham today and definitely better than this itty, bitty podcast. GLORY GLORY MAN UN...

Episode 60: Jak n' Friends II from 2016-05-04T14:34:04

You thought is never happen. You thought he was dead. We'll think again. Jaks back, and this time he's brought friends...but he forgot his computer skills. Enjoy!

Marijuana Fellaini from 2016-05-03T23:07:36

Pod 113! We got hopped up on goofballs and banged the doob to get through this weeks Leicester City FC celebrations! Join us or die you've been warned! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FA CUP GLORY from 2016-04-27T00:24:07

Pod 112! F**k you Crystal Palace and Pardew we are coming for you sons of bitches! Long pod this week! Get some! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep from 2016-04-20T02:10:06

POD 111! Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right here we are the F*cking Reserves discussing the Palace match, Everton, Gentlemens agreements and more on this weeks episode! GLORY GLORY MAN ...

Messi> Ronaldo from 2016-04-13T00:21:54

Pod 110! Messi > Ronaldo. The Real Madrid game was fixed! Bale and Zlatan are coming to United! The world is ending and it's all LVG's fault. DOG WELDER FOR LIFE! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!...

Podcast a la carte from 2016-04-05T21:02:48

Pod 109! We're still here, we're still alive, and it's Paddy's motherf*cking Birthday you sons of bitches! I think there is some Manchester United discussion contained in this but I can't remember....

Episode 59: Round Table from 2016-03-23T10:58:02

Jak n Friends join up to discuss all things Manchester United. Just that kinda lo-fi you'd expect from us, but the conversation is high octane analysis, bantz and rants. Join us! @RedCardLIVE...

Welcome Welcome Welcome Zlatan from 2016-03-14T23:25:21

Pod 108! Yes! We are back again, tune in this week as 4/5th's of the F*cking Reserves aimlessly banter it up and try to shoehorn 2 months of emotions into an hour.  GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!...

Episode 58: Momentum from 2016-03-04T03:14:49

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION  Who is this team? Is it us? Who cares!  Glory GLORY MAN UNITED!

Trevors Lament from 2016-02-23T00:21:35

Pod 107! Celebrate one hundred and seven F*cking Reserves adventures this week with the Sheriff, Byron and Jak Smythe from RedCardLive as we dissect the latest ups and downs at our beloved club and...

The Walking Red from 2016-02-15T23:32:39

Pod 106! A first for the F*cking Reserves with Jak Smythe joining TrevorHale.com and the Sheriff for our virgin Skype pod voyage, audio quality be damned we have...

Episode 57: Red Card& Sons from 2016-02-12T11:19:44

Jose, war chests, top 4 and why LvG is so out this season.@RedCardLIVE@MikeClaytonC@Dalton_Kurtz

S'all Good Man from 2016-02-10T02:00:37

Pod 105! Superbowl? Who gives a shit. UNITED FOR LIFE

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Casey's Goo Butt Adventures from 2016-01-27T20:24

Pod 104! Casey. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jürgens Jokes from 2016-01-20T03:50:01

Pod 103! Welcome Welcome Welcome! The Sheriff and Dr. Paddy tackle the big items this week with a special guest appearance by Liverpool manager Jürgen Klopp while he walks to M...

Episode 56: Winnerpool from 2016-01-18T14:46:27

It was ugly, but it was a win.  4 wins in a row against Liverpool in the league.  Bittersweet as the football was tough to watch.Complaints from the Sheffield, Newcastle matches, reviews from @mike...

Ramblin Mans from 2016-01-07T11:03:27

POD 102! We're back and still here like LVG don't worry! Enjoy our hard hitting analysis this week on the Chelski and Swansea matches and look ahead to the Blades showdown in the FA Cup! GIT SOME ...

Episode 55: Xmas Time from 2015-12-23T23:50:20

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION Merry Fucking Christmas and all that jazz. Please enjoy the LVG hate hour and these sick holiday poems written by the great Jak Smythe. Listen real closely and you might h...

Erin it's your birthday, Happy birthday Erin from 2015-12-22T12:13:24

POD 101! Bad News Foley is back to party with the F*cking Reserves crew right before the holiday, not a whole lotta coherent football talk this week but whats new? *You've been warned* GLORY GLORY ...

Episode 54: No Way Jose from 2015-12-19T13:38:05

José is out and we're dancing.  Let's hear what Jak has to say with a little help from his friends.Norwich? Fuck them! @Dalton_Kurtz and @MikeClaytonC join!  #GGMU #JaknFriends #GetSome

Don't Fear The Reserves from 2015-12-16T04:37:45

POD 100! We made it we finally made it! Tune in this week as we celebrate our centennial podcast in typical fashion by listening to Casey go crazy, yell, argue, complain, laugh, cry, laugh, rinse a...

99 Problems from 2015-12-09T13:22:54

POD Ninety f*ckin' nine! If you're having Pod problems we feel bad for you son we got 99 Podcasts eat a bag of dicks sons! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Episode 53.1: Grievances from 2015-12-09T12:46:16

Just disappointed with the state of United and some of its fans.  What the hell.Sometimes things just hit ya wrong.  See what you think. @RedCardLIVE #GGMU

Episode 53: Not My United from 2015-12-03T00:37:57

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION!!!!! It's been a long time coming, but it's more of the same. Jak loses his mind over the philosophy, talks possession and facts be damned.  Jak has lost his mind. @RedCar...

God Damn from 2015-12-03T00:30:39

Pod 98! We're back and that's all you need to know! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends from 2015-11-13T21:11:40

Greetings RED CARD NATION! Join Jak as he welcomes friend of the pod @dalton_kurtz to the show.Remember:Nothing good comes from international break #GGMU

Better Late Than Never! from 2015-11-07T01:31:51

Join Jak Smythe as he discusses the general malaise on the pitch and gets ready for WBA. Back in Chicago after a few days in Dallas. @RedCardLIVE #GGMU

Time In A Bottle from 2015-11-04T10:18:48

Pod 97! Running late for work so this is a mystery offering from TFR's this week! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waned Rooney from 2015-10-27T23:09:05

Pod 96! This week The Sheriff and Jak Smythe face off like Nic Cage and Jon Travolta!  GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spartans from 2015-10-23T01:28:14

This is Sparta on this week's episode of THE RED CARD Podcast. We forgot it was episode 50 and probably should have done something more special, but let's just say it's in the works.Join Jak as he ...

Phil Jones Bones from 2015-10-22T02:01:38

Pod 95! We are back, young, dumb and full of...some love for the greatest club in the land MANCHESTER UNITED! Join us this week as we regale you with tales of life and living b...

Episode 49.1: Fakkkk from 2015-10-11T19:14:02

Nuff said  @redcardlive

Episode 49: Thoughts from 2015-10-10T19:03:52

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION Join Jak as he meanders through the south side of Chicago talking everything football and some things Manchester United. Watch out for that Korgi!!! #GGMU

Bang Bang from 2015-10-07T01:30:25

Pod 94! They shot us down. F*ck the Gunners, F*ck Sanchez, F*ck Walcott, F*ck the international break! Eat a bag of dicks

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Episode 48: Goodness from 2015-10-01T21:38:34

United are winning, Mata can't stop scoring and Martial just might be the real deal. Sunderland are no problem and Wolfsburg score in 5 minutes. One thing is for certain, United are top of the tabl...

Complicated Boxes from 2015-10-01T02:54:44

Pod 93! Welcome Welcome Welcome! The Reserves are in action with a squad of 4 this week, lots of matches to cover, lots of bullsh*tting to do. Get on the snake with us this wee...

Mahr - See - Y'all from 2015-09-25T22:08:32

Episode 47 - Jak is back with a solo cast that will tickle your tickle bone with glee.  He's not normally this excited, but hell, we've got a player who fancies himself a real STRIKER. Things just ...

Happy Birthday Trevor!! from 2015-09-23T09:17:02

Pod 92! Celebrate Trevor Hale from www.TrevorHale.com 's birthday with us in style as we rant, rave and discuss the last two weeks of United action!

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Ecstasy and Anguish from 2015-09-17T00:45:39

Join us as technical difficulties abound, deadlines are met and shoe string podcasting shines in this episode of the RED CARD. @mikeclaytonc is back to talk shop.Jak got so worked up he forgot abou...

Ask not what the RED CARD can do for you, ask what you can do for the RED CARD!! from 2015-09-10T23:09:18

Goodness me! We asked for listener participation and we got it in spades! Welcome @MikeClaytonC to the show.  Next time we'll ask Jak to tape inside the studio, not on the back porch.  Sound qualit...

Praise the F*cking Reserves from 2015-09-09T02:57:12

Pod 91! The full squad back in action and It's a doozy.  GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RedCardLive! G'Yeahk Smyyythe is a F*cking Reserve! from 2015-09-03T21:10:31

Episode 44 of the RedCard brought to you by The F*cking Reserves son! Welcome to Jak on our beautiful feed, give this man a listen and welcome him to our Manchester United Fancast family. GLORY GLO...

The Insane Pain from Spain from 2015-09-02T21:11:33

Pod 90! Welcome Welcome Welcome! This week the F*cking Reserves are pleased to announce Jak Smythe joining our feed every Thursday! We also send Pecan pies, get apoplectic over...

LOL Wayne Rooney from 2015-08-26T02:17

Pod 89! It's good to be back, god damn it's good to be back. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Greatest Pod in the World! from 2015-08-21T00:22:46

You wanted the best*, you got the best**! Trevor Hale steps in to save the day once more! The gang's schedules were all over the place this week and couple of them were MIA—much like United's offen...

Di Maria Gears from 2015-08-06T01:59:24

Pod 88! The Reserves get together this week for some top-notch clinical analysis, statistics, facts, and predictions for the upcoming Manchester United season in the Barclays P...

Long Live Ronaldo, Long Live The F*cking Reserves! from 2015-07-29T02:19:46

Pod 87! Welcome Welcome Welcome back! Sorry for the delay and thank you to @TrevorHale from TrevorHale.com for keeping the dream alive last week, the Reserves are back from the...

Louis Van Gaal's One Man Army from 2015-07-22T14:01:02

We're back! Or should I say, I'm back! Trevor Hale from TrevorHale.com here to give the people what they want. Everyone else is out with summertime sadness or something, so no one wants to talk Man...

Arturo Vi-DUI-al from 2015-06-20T14:58:08

Pod 85! Welcome Welcome Welcome to the F*cking Reserves summer variety hour where Trevor Hale USA hates Paul Danos face, Paddy hates Hope Solos lady parts, Casey hates hipsters...

The F*cking Reserves Summer Variety Hour from 2015-06-04T02:10:58

Pod 84! There *may* be some football discussion in here somewhere, no promises though. 

GLORY GLORY MAN UNIT...

Another one bites the dust from 2015-05-27T02:00:13

Pod 83! Another season in the books the f*cking Reserves look back on our best and worst moments of 2014/15 and look forward to a summer of transfers, a proper preseason and Champions league footba...

LOUIS VAN GAALS RED ARMY from 2015-05-22T00:56:20

Pod 82! We're back at full strength and ready to rock your world like only LOUIS VAN GAALS R...

F*ck Yeah Glazers!!! from 2015-05-13T02:32:44

Pod 81! The season is winding down but the Reserves never sleep, join us this week for some first class second rate analysis!