Podcasts by The Show with Sam
A totes casual podcast in which Sam Antonioli and Joseph Birdsong talk about entertainment, tech, weird news, music, and life.
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TS 456: Clappin’ Those Cranium Cheeks from 2023-12-07T22:07:53
This week we talk about cranial buns, new coats, hair conditioner, TSA PreCheck, mortar and pestles, and Korean corn dogs. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show ...
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TS 455: Wrap It Up from 2023-12-01T03:53:39
This week we talk about yoga, face age, TikTok Live, card games, Spotify Wrapped, and turning 30. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to gain access...
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TS 454: Slop Creamy Pea Pies from 2023-11-24T23:54:53
This week we talk about Thanksgiving plans, wearing robes, TENS machines, and Black Friday purchases, old hard drives, and Super Mario RPG. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view mo...
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TS 453: Sorry About The Worms from 2023-11-17T06:21:10
This week we talk about modding games, Elmo on Cameo, fake teeth, Wikipedia rabbit holes, The Gilded Age, and intestinal worms. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed ...
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TS 452: Struggle Nona from 2023-11-10T03:01:28
This week we talk about missing the toilet, True Detective, fingerless gloves, dirty keyboards, mouth sounds, and lots of spaghetti. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more deta...
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TS 451: Neil’s Son from 2023-10-29T19:11:32
This week we talk about work phones, piano concerts, house slippers, cooking aprons, celebrity books, and Super Mario Bros. Wonder. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detai...
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TS 450: Rock and Merty from 2023-10-23T18:41:37
This week we talk about vegan nacho sauce, RSS feeds, country sizes, grease stains, TV show reboots, and Metroidvanias. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show not...
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TS 449: Don’t Get Me Started on Joan from 2023-10-13T03:26:56
This week we talk about keeping old school stuff, texting etiquette, Stardew Valley orchestra, improv, celebrity chat bots, and Fat Bear Week. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view...
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TS 448: Sometimes Dead is Better from 2023-10-06T23:33:47
This week we talk about old hard drives, The Great British Bake Off, new Pixel phones, showing people TikToks, heavy metals, and Gameboy games. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, vie...
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TS 447: Semi Recumbent from 2023-10-01T00:47:57
This week we talk about exercise bikes, making pasta, downsizing, booster shots, frozen burritos, and F-Zero 99. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and...
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TS 446: Smooth Moves from 2023-09-23T02:49:13
This week we talk about credit cards, road trips, dentistry, gas station food, power banks, and slippery toilets. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, an...
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TS 445: Poop in Peace from 2023-09-09T05:48:10
This week we talk about poo on planes, Starfield, round corners, Very Delta, canker sores, and dying before the iPhone. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show not...
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TS 444: No Corn No Cobs from 2023-09-01T00:34:55
This week we talk about new monitors, wax melts, phone habits, sleeping pills, pixel games, and Netflix DVDs. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to...
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TS 443: Gaggle of Gardner Gays from 2023-08-26T21:34:56
This week we talk about nicknames, grocery stores, microdosing, mugshots, water bottles, and doppelganger dolls. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and...
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TS 442: Girl Lunch from 2023-08-19T22:39:29
This week we talk about essential oils, blue blockers, Baldur’s Gate 3, taking screenshots, quickies, and girl dinner. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show note...
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TS 441: Sleeper Sofa Agent from 2023-08-12T17:13:55
This week we talk about waffles, dry needling, magic mushrooms, sleeper sofas, music festivals, and archiving home videos. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show ...
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TS 440: Air Soup from 2023-07-27T19:51:51
This week we talk about falling apart, social media, mustard Skittles, Silo, crosswalks, and The Cheesecake Factory. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes,...
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TS 439: Ask Your Doctor from 2023-07-23T04:44:32
This week we talk about haptic feedback shirts, TikTok trends, new emojis, the heat, Neopets, and shaving buttholes. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes,...
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TS 438: Pink Scrunchie from 2023-07-15T01:12:15
This week we talk about gay movies, roller coasters, movie premieres, Amazon Prime Day, nonstick pans, and Threads vs. Twitter. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed ...
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TS 437: Snap, Grackle, Pop from 2023-07-07T05:39:18
This week we talk about pimento cheese, physical therapy, cauliflower, magic mushrooms, food shows, and Twitter alternatives. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed sh...
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TS 436: Shake Your Bon-Bon from 2023-07-01T04:14:55
This week we talk about the new furby, air conditioning, people watching, phone accessories, queer comedians, Ricky Martin. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show...
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TS 435: That’s So Me!! from 2023-06-24T02:34:51
This week we talk about our last will and testament, mobile gaming, family members moving, going to the North Pole, Turkish snacks, and Kylie Minogue. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goi...
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TS 434: Happy Dead Duck Day! from 2023-06-10T04:15:30
This week we talk about Coke flavors, the new Tamagotchi, air quality, Dead Duck Day, robot vacuums, and the heat! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, a...
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TS 433: You Ever Eat A Basketball? from 2023-06-02T03:51:53
This week we talk about password journals, Happy Meal toys, running outdoors, Dr. Pepper ice cream, the Succession finale, and eating basketballs. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, ...
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TS 432: Batteries Not Included from 2023-05-29T23:18:12
This week we talk about expensive phone cases, rechargeable batteries, private phones, AI-generated podcasts, fly traps, and selling things online. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going,...
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TS 431: Do You Even Can?? from 2023-05-19T14:44:17
This week we talk about the new Zelda game, shipping packages, ear wax, gay family members, eating poorly, and talking dirty. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed sh...
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TS 430: Scrooge McDuck But Poor from 2023-05-13T18:20:57
This week we talk about band class, old photos, dumping spaghetti, Nintendo systems, pimento cheese, and getting new license plates. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more deta...
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TS 429: Tree Loads from 2023-05-06T18:10:25
This week we talk about peanut butter powder, allergies, big phones, earbuds, skin issues, and dinosaur lips. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to...
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TS 428: Sherry Nobel from 2023-04-30T01:37:27
This week we talk about flip phones, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, new pillows, herb gardens, vampires, and the Library of Congress. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detai...
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TS 427: Easy and Baked from 2023-04-21T14:29:58
This week we talk about TMJ pain, learning languages, graphics cards, living in a cave, recycling batteries, and Easy-Bake ovens. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detaile...
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TS 426: Queer Disco Guy from 2023-04-14T23:56:19
This week we talk about the Lofi Girl cinematic universe, air travel, sunscreen, streaming services, taxes, and marching band. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed s...
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TS 425: Sad Fake Old Bald from 2023-04-07T22:06:08
This week we talk about sentient Furbies, AI-generated writing, carpet cleaning, short shorts, heat and sweating, and tailoring your Twitter. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view ...
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TS 424: Cedar Cyanide Salad from 2023-03-30T05:10:35
This week we talk about olive oil in coffee, getting blood drawn, new appliances, video games we’re playing, ending phases, and dead skin. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view mor...
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TS 423: Micro Turd Particles from 2023-03-23T06:05:16
This week we talk about gravelly voices, Starbucks orders, underwear when sleeping, Diablo 4, mask wearing habits, and eating dog food. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more d...
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TS 422: Deconstructed Milkshakes from 2023-03-17T14:36:46
This week we talk about Gruyère cheese, laser tag, sparkling drinks, self massaging, Costco shopping, and artisanal ice cream flavors. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more de...
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TS 421: Zesty Tips from 2023-03-02T18:07:15
This week we talk about the weather, microdermabrasion, slang words, AI voice imitations, computer setups, and Costco memberships. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detail...
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TS 420: Blaze It from 2023-02-23T15:50:17
This week we talk about taxidermied bird drones, news sources, claw machines, cold brew, robot vacuums, and our favorite candy. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed ...
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TS 419: Internal Vibes Only from 2023-02-17T14:51:26
This week we talk about geographical regions, vibrating pills, chatbots gone wild, spoiled food, funky jewelry, and simulation games. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more det...
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TS 418: Schlossberger’d from 2023-02-11T02:54:03
This week we talk about Groundhog Day, furniture deliveries, new games coming out, smart clocks, food trucks, and popular actors. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detaile...
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TS 417: ChatGAY from 2023-02-02T16:00:20
This week we talk about ChatGPT, eating Legos, live music, old calculators, gays in media, and GoldenEye 007. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to...
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TS 416: Approximately 5.3 Days from 2023-01-26T18:23:18
This week we talk about fish playing video games, M3GAN, explaining jobs, umami, air fryers, and stolen identities. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, ...
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TS 415: Wired Over Wires from 2023-01-19T17:08:25
This week we talk about cord and wire organization, trips to IKEA, new Stadia game, TikTok trends, The Last of Us, and craft projects. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more de...
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TS 414: Something Something Ussy from 2023-01-13T16:48:54
This week we talk about the suffix -ussy, Digimon, new Clue character updates, computer docks, new Twitter features, and getting things stolen. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, vie...
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TS 413: Unfortunately, Opinions Are My Own from 2023-01-06T16:42:40
This week we talk about our New Year’s celebrations, throwback songs, the definition of time, discussing our jobs, new bags, and the history of memes. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goi...
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TS 412: Home for the HIGH-lidays from 2022-12-29T20:49:31
This week we talk about best and worst gadgets of 2022, accidental THC trips, holiday travel, the most popular holiday cookies, air frying, and painting countertops. Support us on Patreon to keep ...
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TS 411: Skinsecure from 2022-12-15T16:57:31
This week we talk about desk ergonomics, massage guns, YouTube comments, having health insurance, gift giving guides, and social media alternatives. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going...
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TS 410: Influencer by Day, Observer by Night from 2022-12-08T16:35:13
This week we talk about teeth health, AI poop detectors, charging phones, milk in Pepsi, what gaslighting means, and going goblin mode.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more det...
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TS 409: Walk A Mile In These Birkenstocks from 2022-12-02T19:20:55
This week we talk about best friends, Steve Jobs’ shoes, flexibility, Thanksgiving travels, Spotify wrapped, and noise-cancelling earbuds. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view mor...
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TS 408: Too Hot in the Uber from 2022-11-24T19:29:59
This week we talk about figgy pudding Spam, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, licking toads, Canada’s Drag Race, Thanksgiving facts, and our favorite holiday dishes. Support us on Patreon to keep the po...
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TS 407: The Grimpler from 2022-11-18T01:46:57
This week we talk about the McCrispy gaming chair, a deadly VR headset, pet updates, Trader Joe’s, the word of the year, and going to movies alone. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going,...
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TS 406: Texas Chain Restaurant Massacre from 2022-11-11T00:10:32
This week we talk about Switch Joy-Cons, soldering things, chain restaurants, moving across the country, music we’re listening to, and holiday traveling. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast ...
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TS 405: Heavy Tweeters from 2022-11-03T16:00:05
This week we talk about the Mario Movie, old video games, angles and devils, where Twitter is going, peppermint season, and Dragula: Titans. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view m...
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TS 404: Beetlegoose from 2022-10-27T16:00:37
This week we talk about getting COVID, Bayonetta 3, Beetlejuice, moving to Austin, macOS, and our favorite moisturizers. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show no...
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TS 403: Just a Little Gourd from 2022-10-13T18:11:50
This week we talk about horror movies, junk food, backpacks, budgeting, the biggest pumpkins, and Eggo-flavored liquor. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show not...
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TS 402: Hocus Pocus Who? from 2022-10-06T18:26:23
This week we talk about Mario’s missing butt, Google Stadia, games we hate, K-pop flashbacks, long keyboards, and Hocus Pocus 2. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed...
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TS 401: Toilet Snacks from 2022-09-30T01:56:23
This week we talk about tier lists, queer books, TENS units, Pop-Tart flavors, hitting asteroids, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to g...
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TS 400: The 400th Episode Live Show! from 2022-09-15T17:23:23
This week, in our first live episode, we talk about our ramen devices, gay chainsaws, IRL friends, driver's licenses, the Nintendo Direct, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going...
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TS 399: The Beans of Power from 2022-09-09T04:37:54
This week we talk about being left alone, metaverse microphones, dog breeds, cooking channels, shopping for clothes, and The Rings of Power. Join us LIVE for our 400th episode on Wednesday, Septem...
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TS 398: Stars are Blind from 2022-09-01T16:00:39
This week we talk about new phones cases, astrology, personality tests, sending nudes, pumpkin spice lattes, and back-to-school season. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more d...
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TS 397: Doppel-bangers from 2022-08-25T17:22:24
This week we talk about doppelgängers, top social media sites, live streaming, House of the Dragon, being late for things, and boyfriend twins. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, vie...
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TS 396: Mouthful of Meatballs from 2022-08-18T23:46:05
This week we talk about Heartstopper, games we’re playing, after death wishes, PC rescue tools, media that influenced us, and recurring dreams. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, vie...
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TS 395: Sweet Dreams from 2022-08-11T18:17:47
This week we talk about the taste of dreams, sugar substitutes, Splatoon 3, vaccines, chicken teriyaki and sleeping spiders. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed sho...
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TS 394: You Don’t Taste That? from 2022-08-04T16:00:22
This week we talk about the Batgirl movie, cute games, reanimated spiders, music festivals, retractions, and portable potties. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed s...
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TS 393: Wet Turkey in a Can from 2022-07-28T04:19:45
This week we talk about new emojis, texting etiquette, dollar stores, COVID, Choco Tacos, and Facebook Marketplace. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, ...
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TS 392: Grandma Got Run Over By Alexa from 2022-07-21T19:54:05
This week we talk about dead people’s voices, cat video games, vinyl records, van life, stolen debit cards, and outdoor concerts. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detaile...
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TS 391: The Final Frontier from 2022-07-14T19:03:51
This week we chat about the Webb telescope, BBQ sauce in lasagna, formatting resumes, dog backpacks, online shopping deals, bacon fat, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, vi...
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TS 390: Gorilla Grip Gamer from 2022-07-07T16:00:28
This week we talk about fireworks, how we do laundry, hot dog updates, gaming gloves, getting free stuff, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, ...
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TS 389: No Scrubs from 2022-06-30T19:13:44
This week we talk about breathing through your butt, skincare, books we’re reading, heat waves, Smurfs Kart, and dealing with anger. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more deta...
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TS 388: Prepped and Present from 2022-06-16T20:18:48
This week we talk about food trucks, Pride events, The Quarry, Yellowstone, Internet Explorer, and spending time on social media. Yellowstone Flood Relief: https://app.mobilecause.com/f/3u54/n?vid...
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TS 387: Hot Dog Season from 2022-06-09T18:32:04
This week we talk about shows, games, Pride burgers, concerts, worms, customer satisfaction, and microwaving hot dogs. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show note...
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TS 386: The Pelican Beef from 2022-06-02T16:00:14
This week we talk about a Winnie the Pooh horror movie, white noise, LGBTQ+ media, Pride month, interviewing for jobs, and Stranger Things. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view mo...
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TS 385: Gift of Gab from 2022-05-26T18:14:26
This episode we talk about ant traps, old Wii games, virtual reality, skincare videos, social media updates, and PC backpacks. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed s...
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TS 384: Social Media Cleanse from 2022-05-19T16:00:29
This week we talk about social media and mental health, cooling blankets, Daiso, azelaic acid, and being put to sleep. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show note...
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TS 383: Turtle Poppers from 2022-05-12T16:00:23
This week we talk about redoing bathrooms, the end of the iPod, VR for your mouth, video games, socks, and the science fair. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed sho...
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TS 382: Bargain Book Horcrux from 2022-05-05T16:00:23
This week we talk about dog harnesses, mac and cheese, bookstore finds, travel size bottles, electric chopsticks, and having blood drawn. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more...
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TS 381: Olive Garden Core Memories from 2022-04-29T01:47:18
This week we talk about leaving parties, shaving, board games, orange juice in cereal, IV fluids, and Olive Garden memories. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed sho...
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TS 380: A Dozen Deviled Eggs from 2022-04-21T17:41:44
This week we talk about Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza, skincare, teeth whitening, 4/20, deviled eggs, and Everything Everywhere All at Once. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more ...
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TS 379: If It Taint Broke from 2022-04-14T18:11:31
This week we talk about headaches, our voices, watch bands, allergies, moisturizers, and shaving our bodies. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to ...
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TS 378: When You’re Here, You’re Familitchi from 2022-04-07T16:00:28
This week we talk about Twitter’s potential edit button, Buca di Beppo, jewelry making, pizza comparisons, pots and pans, and near death experiences. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 377: Flesh Pillow from 2022-03-31T16:00:23
This week we talk about pillow journeys, gay dogs, awards shows, scanning documents, free stuff, and going to the movies. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show n...
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TS 376: Three Ds from 2022-03-24T16:00:23
This week we talk about going to Walmart, Sonic and Knuckles, knowing when we’ll die, our vacations, drinking around family, and getting engaged. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, v...
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TS 375: The Enemy of my Enemy from 2022-03-10T04:56:44
This week we talk about skiing, spiders, vampire squids, the new Kirby game, Costco shopping, Inventing Anna on Netflix, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detail...
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TS 374: A Nice Egg In This Trying Time from 2022-03-04T01:29:48
This week we talk about giving blood, Cheetos, Pokemon Scarlet and Violet, personal websites, online shopping, and various forms of eggs. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more...
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TS 373: Drama in Tama Town from 2022-02-24T19:11:29
This week we talk about cable management, Mario Kart courses, Elden Ring, personal websites, virtual pets, and celebrity culture. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detaile...
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TS 372: Poo Emoji + Fist Emoji from 2022-02-17T19:46:03
This week we talk about emoji URLs, ladybugs, Van Gogh, queso fresco, dating reality shows, and tongue scrapers. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and...
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TS 371: Cheese All Week from 2022-02-10T21:31:22
This week we talk about dogs sleeping on beds, forgetting about buying stuff, computer mice, good restaurants, finding hobbies, and downvoting on Twitter. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...
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TS 370: Gobbler’s Knob from 2022-02-03T17:00:25
This week we talk about riding the train, cereal, Pokemon Legends: Arceus earwax cameras, Yelp reviews, and Groundhog Day. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show ...
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TS 369: Be Gay, Do Crime from 2022-01-27T06:31:33
This week we talk about NFTs, Nancy Drew games, hanky code, poop transplants, public drama, and The Gilded Age. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and ...
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TS 368: Roombology from 2022-01-20T17:00:24
This week we talk about face masks, accents, relationships, Wordle, beef stew, and robot vacuums (again). Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to gai...
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TS 367: Part of Your World from 2022-01-13T17:00:28
This week we talk about vinyl records, goldfish driving, seatbelts for bags, crabs, salad spinners, and season 14 of Drag Race. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed ...
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TS 366: Cruciferous Curse from 2022-01-06T06:03:59
This week we talk about finger-nibbling robots, cat clocks, robot vacuums, cookbooks, sneezing, and new tech in 2022. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes...
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TS 365: Jerkify from 2021-12-31T03:13:30
This week we talk about foldable phones, licking TV screens, WiFi routers, bear meat, foot scraping and holiday traveling. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show ...
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TS 364: Gooping and Bating from 2021-12-16T20:35:52
This week we talk about fitness trackers, buffet restaurants, roleplaying, UGG boots, holiday gift guides, and birthday traditions. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detai...
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TS 363: Holiday Logs from 2021-12-09T19:27:32
This week we talk about holiday traditions, new jackets, being embarrassed, old phones, new microphones, and pooping logs. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show ...
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TS 362: That’s a WRAP from 2021-12-02T05:46:44
This week we talk about our Spotify Wrapped 2021, Pokémon cards, salmon sperm plastic, YouTube dislikes, booster shots, and our Thanksgivings. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view...
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TS 361: Riding the Gravy Train from 2021-11-25T06:37:13
This week we talk about worst passwords, getting scammed, cold brew, histories of songs, Thanksgiving side dishes, and being gay during the holidays. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 360: Dissociate’s Degree from 2021-11-18T17:00:29
This week we talk about shaking your phone, buying candles, smooth jazz piano, shows we’re watching, mechanical keyboards, and the TikTok algorithm. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going...
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TS 359: Sippin’ on Turds from 2021-11-11T19:23:09
This week we talk about changing phone numbers, YouTube dislikes, video game DLC, gay sports, Daylight Saving Time, and perceived milestones. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view ...
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TS 358: Show Me Your Teeth from 2021-11-04T21:18:37
This week we talk about Starbucks Holiday Drinks, dental experiences, new underwear, Twitch animal streams, the new MacBook Pro, and sugar free gum! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going...
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TS 357: Candy Tier List from 2021-10-29T02:38:44
This episode we talk about our candy tier lists, fall baking, N64 titles on switch, Dragula, cutting pumpkins, and upcoming video games. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more ...
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TS 356: Love It or List It from 2021-10-22T00:19:44
This week we talk about natural deodorant, Google Pixel 6, Adele’s new song, smart locks, the new Halloween movie, and our favorite candy. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view mor...
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TS 355: Showtime with Mr. Mime from 2021-10-14T17:54:44
This week we talk about cooking with lasers, booster shots, arts and crafts, laundry, food competition shows, and nostalgic video games. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more ...
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TS 354: Sight and Salad from 2021-10-07T17:18:09
This week we talk about LASIK, air fryers, Windows 11, goat cheese, the Facebook outage, and Squid Game. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to gain...
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TS 353: Super Daisy World from 2021-09-30T17:56:06
This week we talk about pop stars, webcams, TikTok, Law&Order, making music, and Super Nintendo World. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to gain a...
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TS 352: Sweat Hole from 2021-09-23T16:00:19
This week we talk about LASIK, Pokemon cards, mummy fingers, moving home, wooly mammoths, and bodega cats. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to ga...
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TS 351: Flop to Family from 2021-09-16T16:00:36
This week we talk about virtual pets, collecting things, compact discs, saag feta, new emojis, and mac and cheese sandwiches. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed sh...
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TS 350: Combos No. 5 from 2021-09-09T16:00:27
This week we talk about the TikTok algorithm, relaxing on the beach, Taco Bell, old Game Boy games, gay awakenings, and linguine with clams. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view m...
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TS 349: Surviving and Thriving from 2021-08-26T18:23:48
This week we talk about humanoid robots, pumpkin spice latte season, rollerblading, geoducks, trips to the beach, and brown sugar boba popsicles. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, v...
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TS 348: Ready for my Close-up from 2021-08-19T18:08:12
This week we talk about ET knock-offs, snuffle mats, taking too many photos, foldable phones, clothing stores, and network attached storage. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcastgoing, view mo...
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TS 347: New Poo, New You from 2021-08-13T03:44:17
This week we talk about poo transplants, living on Mars, exercise balls, eye styes, coffee creamer, and skincare routines. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show ...
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TS 346: Gays Interrupting from 2021-08-05T16:00:14
This week we talk about Tamagotchis, Twitter Fleets, green screens, giant hornets, bed coolers, and cheesy bread. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, an...
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TS 345: Raw Waffles from 2021-07-30T20:15:59
This week we talk about teeth whitening, raw waffles, Pokemon live-action, sweating, chainsaws, and Drag Race España. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes...
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TS 344: Big Raisin from 2021-07-22T23:17:53
This week we talk about mechanical keyboards, golden raisins, hula hooping, A Quiet Place, air purifiers, and interesting lamps. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed...
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TS 343: North Pole Escape from 2021-07-08T16:00:22
This week we talk about midnight cravings, movie theaters, mobile games, sponges, salads, and the new Nintendo Switch. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show note...
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TS 342: Tighty Whities from 2021-07-02T03:34:52
This week we talk about boxers and briefs, the zoo, Free Britney, sunscreen, heatwaves, and flying cars. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to gain...
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TS 341: Difficult Fruits from 2021-06-25T01:12:56
This week we talk about planking, hiccups, Pixel Buds, popsicles, being sick, and 25 years of the Nintendo 64. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and t...
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TS 340: Bed, Bath, and Beyond Burger from 2021-06-17T22:36:13
This week we talk about therapy, Xbox mini fridge, iPad pillows, E3, candles, and passport photos. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed show notes, and to gain acces...
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TS 339: What is the Truth? from 2021-06-10T06:35:41
This week we talk about Balenciaga Crocs, lying, new shoes, quitting jobs, regional accents, and wearing shoes inside the house. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed...
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TS 338: The Croc Destroyers from 2021-06-03T21:59:40
This week we talk about BTS chicken nuggets, pride month, eating at restaurants, bluetooth toothbrushes, selling stuff online, and Hidden Valley Crocs. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast go...
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TS 337: West Virginia's Next Top Model from 2021-05-28T00:19:25
This week we talk about West Virginia vacation, local cheese, the Muppets and John Denver, vaccines and dating apps, Jean Smart, and photos on our phones. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...
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TS 336: Croc Pots from 2021-05-20T22:21:15
This week we talk about Crocs, doctor visits, the best chocolates, Farmers Markets, AI skin apps, and traumatizing sports memories. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detai...
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TS 335: Two Vultures, Seven Years from 2021-05-13T19:35:03
This week we talk about aging, the most popular birds, website scams, pet accidents, activities with parents, and our podcast anniversary. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view mor...
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TS 334: Chameleon Bedelia from 2021-05-06T22:32:17
This week we talk about TikTok communities, miniature things, blessing people, vaccinated gatherings, security cameras, and the Chameleon effect. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, v...
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TS 333: Gaykeeping from 2021-04-30T04:39:15
This week we talk about learning languages, emotional hours, penny boards, refurbished phones, spare keys, and living in a cave. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going, view more detailed...
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TS 332: Pedal to the Metal from 2021-04-22T16:00:21
This week we talk about light switches, learning to drive, scanners, chia seeds, cremation, and robotic pets. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive conten...
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TS 331: Reverse Oregon Trail from 2021-04-08T16:00:21
This week we talk about Yahoo! Answers, pizza buffets, writing checks, fluoride, credit unions, and things we’re watching. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exc...
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TS 330: Ringleader from 2021-04-01T19:39:47
This week we talk about Peeps Pepsi, Google Maps AR directions, lampshade updates, smartbulbs, seeing family, and peeing in sinks. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acces...
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TS 329: Sniffin’ for a Whiffin’ from 2021-03-25T21:07:35
This week we talk about UFOs, the Snyder Cut, PopSockets, vaccines, undo buttons, and tomato paste in a tube. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive conten...
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TS 328: Uncrustables from 2021-03-20T03:11:09
This episode we talk about piles of pennies, donuts, vaccines, vending machines, face unlock, and smart watches. Hospitalization stats via the NIH: https://twitter.com/MonicaGandhi9/status/1356818...
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TS 327: Orthodontist Anonymous from 2021-03-11T17:00:38
This week we talk about poo difficulties, real maple syrup, losing your body, nipple things, university chatbots, and Oprah’s interview with Meghan and Harry. Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...
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TS 326: Patella Problems from 2021-03-05T02:35:40
This week we talk about eggs in butts, double spacing, couples therapy, shopping carts, deep learning old photos, and the worst restaurants. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to ...
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TS 325: Boner City from 2021-02-25T08:09:54
This week we talk about writing college papers, building computers, buying books, spices, neck pain, and movies we’ve recently watched. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain ...
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TS 324: Maybe Horse from 2021-02-18T17:00:35
This week we talk about camera lenses, AI partners, Stardew Valley, protein bars, hot yoga, and cloud computing. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive con...
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TS 323: Bill Nye the Science Stye from 2021-02-12T02:19:59
This week we talk about Instagram Reels, vinyl records, dry eyelids, Girl Scout cookies, social media, and Framing Britney Spears. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acces...
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TS 322: Coming Out To My Dead Grandma from 2021-02-05T02:14:40
This week we talk about snow, cryptocurrency, chatbots, hydro flasks, pink mac and cheese, and nostalgic food. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive conte...
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TS 321: I Won’t Stand For This from 2021-01-28T07:44:49
This week we talk about uncomfortable toilet seats, butt stuff, eye problems, geese, animal-friendly plants, and shoe racks! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to e...
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TS 320: Cloacal Debacle from 2021-01-21T09:02:58
This week we talk about Microsoft Zune, the inauguration, dinosaur buttholes, cold heads, scanning photos, and early gay memories. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acces...
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TS 319: Yogurt, yoghurt, yogourt or yoghourt from 2021-01-14T22:08:23
This week we talk about yogurt hierarchy, leftover food, new tech gadgets, wind storms, losing Bitcoin, and smart security cameras. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acce...
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TS 318: Bring Back Chamber Pots from 2021-01-07T17:00:20
This week we talk about skincare, lamps, AI social media predictions, mispronouncing things, mortars and pestles, and worms! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to e...
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TS 317: Maximum Incline from 2020-12-31T05:04:02
This week we talk about Wonder Woman 1984, the Jolly Green Giant, cult shows, KFC’s gaming console, the holidays, and our thoughts on 2020. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to g...
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TS 316: Tubby Custard from 2020-12-17T17:00:39
This week we talk about the Lizzie McGuire reboot, Christmas gifts, Cyberpunk 2077, take-out, not reading books, and new toasters! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acces...
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TS 315: Fry Me a River from 2020-12-10T19:38:16
This week we talk about Christmas trees, KFC’s Lifetime movie, mask emojis, hard water, Google’s 2020 Year in Search, and essential oils. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gai...
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TS 314: Broken Plates, Broken Dreams from 2020-12-04T03:09:36
This week we talk about breaking plates in the desert, Black Friday, fandoms, being emotionally vulnerable, Spotify Wrapped, and believing in Santa. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going...
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TS 313: Collecting Dust from 2020-11-26T17:00:22
This week we talk about collecting things, Black Friday shopping, cheese danishes, Snapchat Spotlight, skincare, and rare video games. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain a...
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TS 312: Fleetwood Snax from 2020-11-19T17:00:21
This week we talk about Bugsnax, Tweets and Fleets, Delaware, The Knick, moving to Arkansas, and Bud Light’s gaming console. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to e...
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TS 311: Sticky Buns from 2020-11-12T23:48:27
This week we talk about election results, fish playing video games, cinnamon buns, shows we’re watching, Thanksgiving sides, and our holiday plans. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going ...
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TS 310: Baby Shart from 2020-11-05T23:51:51
This week we talk about the most viewed YouTube videos, realistic animatronics, theme parks, cartoon reboots, popcorn seasoning, magic mushrooms, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcas...
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TS 309: Smash That Block Button from 2020-10-29T06:41:10
This week we talk about 2020 Halloween costumes, cat names, bacon, new candy flavors, grocery store chains, and Google’s new icons! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acce...
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TS 308: New Cat, Who This? from 2020-10-22T16:00:26
This week we talk about being on hold, husbands, The Haunting of Bly Manor, Zoey 101, popular Halloween costumes, and new cats! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access t...
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TS 307: Lizzie McGuire Bed&Breakfast from 2020-10-15T23:07:11
This week we talk about getting married, lofi hip hop beats, ghost hunting, boiling pasta, haunted places, and the new Chromecast.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access ...
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TS 306: Find Your Inner Martha from 2020-10-09T00:27:29
This week we talk about CBD gummies, Super Mario Bros. 35, BBQ, shrimp vs. scampi, tea leaves, and the end of FarmVille. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclu...
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TS 305: FMK: CDs, Cassettes, Records? from 2020-09-24T16:00:34
This week we talk about CDs, cassettes, records, Xbox and Playstation, Super Mario 3D All-Stars, burnt cheesecake, and Japanese curry. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain a...
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TS 304: Scream Queens from 2020-09-17T05:08:22
This week we talk about screaming, 2020 statistics, gluten-free flour, Hilary Duff in Law and Order, CANDY CODED music, and cult documentaries. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and ...
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TS 303: Math for Gays from 2020-09-11T05:48:31
This week we talk about pregnancy tests, Dancing with the Stars, moving back with parents, gender reveal parties, burnt bread, and favorite cleaning products. Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...
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TS 302: Bidet and Night from 2020-09-03T19:50:42
This week we talk about portable bidets, analyzing voice tone, procrastination monitoring, buying cheese online, wedding photography, and making bread. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast go...
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TS 301: Flip the Kill Switch from 2020-08-28T16:00:47
This week we talk about dog sitting, augmented reality museums, actual cheeses, Netflix miniseries, weddings, and cell phone kill switches. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to g...
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TS 300: Don’t Dodge the Mod Podge from 2020-08-21T16:00:53
This week we talk about Mod Podge and glitter, baking things, cheese trucks, video games we’re playing, transparent toilets, and butterscotch sauce. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going...
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TS 299: All the World is a Cheese from 2020-08-13T16:00:35
This week we talk about sitting gay wrong, moving fiascos, PopSockets, ear irrigations, neck gaiters, and Instant Pot risotto. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to...
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TS 298: All Aboard The eBussy from 2020-08-07T16:00:42
This week we talk about broken accordions, facial recognition, new phones, quarantine vacation, eBussy, and robot vacuum cleaners. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going andto gain access...
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TS 297: Bioprinted Nuggets from 2020-07-23T16:00:09
This week we talk about apps tracking mental health, packing and moving, eating fish, bioprinted nuggets, propagating plants, and whipping chocolate. 2 Ingredient Chocolate Mousse - https://youtu....
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TS 296: Can’t Travel Will Beans from 2020-07-16T23:53:10
This week we talk about deepfake ponies, cow emissions, the politics of food, bad breath, and old toys and candy. Detecting Deepfake Faces - https://tmsnrt.rs/2OAB5TeSupport us on Patreon to keep ...
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TS 295: PT Cruisin’ from 2020-07-12T00:46:53
This week we talk about politeness and AI, fainting couches, bathing routines, dew point, PT Cruisers, and caffeine mints. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exc...
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TS 294: Face on Face from 2020-07-03T20:15:35
This week we talk about spider bites, Unsolved Mysteries, basic fonts, Drag Race, Trans people in media, and customizable face masks. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain ac...
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TS 293: Ear Germs from 2020-06-26T09:31:41
This week we talk about hot weather, wearing masks, privating social media accounts, cooking brussels sprouts, keeping your ID on your phone, and germs in your ears. Support us on Patreon to keep ...
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TS 292: Here Today, Gonorrhea from 2020-06-19T09:10:37
Humble Bundle for Racial Justice: https://www.humblebundle.com/fight-for-racial-justice-bundle This week we talk about gaming consoles, wedding expectations, Destiny 2, mozzarella balls, audio int...
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TS 291: Accordion Gay from 2020-06-12T07:52:43
Donate to These Orgs to Support Black Trans People: https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/n7wnbb/tony-mcdade-nina-pop-how-to-help This week we talk about silent retreats, buried treasure, accordions,...
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TS 290: Cold Hot Dogs from 2020-06-05T16:00:48
This week we talk about AI creating words, finger condoms, living on a boat, jockstrap updates, music streaming sites, and All Stars 5. Black Lives Matter petitions, text/call, ways to donate, edu...
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TS 289: Pizza Juice from 2020-05-30T08:50:03
Donate to the Minnesota Freedom Fund: https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate This week we talk about jean jackets, getting married in a freezer, simulating flavors, Chromatica, vehicle documents,...
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TS 288: Worms for Brains from 2020-05-23T16:00:33
This week we talk about 5G and Bill Gates, suing all homosexuals, living in a simulation, weather apps, new Twitter features, and Lady Gaga’s new song. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast go...
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TS 287: Eels&Auras from 2020-05-15T23:32:10
This week we talk about seeing auras, video chatting with eels, glitching in animal crossing, jockstrap thoughts, constipated animals, and taking care of kittens. Support us on Patreon to keep the...
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TS 286: Hamburger Meat from 2020-05-09T00:24:17
This week we talk about trips to the dentist, virtual weddings, pan pizza, fixing Instant Pots, quarantine recipes, and premium facemasks. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to ga...
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TS 285: Doorknob Earrings from 2020-04-24T23:41:06
This week we talk about sitting in the corner, animal crossing sales, chemical peels, virtual reality hot springs, bread videos, and upcycling boxes. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 284: Need the Nutty from 2020-04-17T23:21:36
This week we talk about 16 oz of paprika, new emojis, shopping habits, pandemic baking, powdered buttermilk, and tripping on nutmeg. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acc...
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TS 283: POOPOOPEEPEE? from 2020-04-10T17:20:33
This week we talk about cell phone tanning, video game mods, butthole identification, dermatology shows, Happy Meal toys, and tartar sauce. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to g...
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TS 282: What’s Going ON In Tampa?? from 2020-04-02T19:14:58
This week we talk about gays in quarantine, personalized makeup, Lindsay Lohan’s music, Tiger King, vegans in Animal Crossing, and the end of Steven Universe! Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...
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TS 281: Don’t Cross Me, Animals from 2020-03-27T22:58:31
This week we talk about Nintendo’s Mini Direct, giving birth at Wal-Mart, Marie Kondo’s new show, Internet traffic, McDonald’s Monopoly fraud, and Animal Crossing: New Horizons! Support us on Patr...
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TS 280: Ms. Toilet Seat from 2020-03-20T23:41:05
This week we talk about toilet paper calculators, new superheroes, Animal Crossing, new cars, the beauty of TikTok, and quarantined celebrities. Dr. Aaron Carroll’s Q&A regarding COVID-19: https:/...
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TS 279: Poo Poo Platter from 2020-03-13T21:28:26
This week we talk about specialized meals for your gut, drunk shopping, being gay 100 years ago, toilet paper preferences, kitchen cleaner, and Drag Race drama. Support us on Patreon to keep the p...
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TS 278: Indie Porn from 2020-03-06T01:05:22
This week we talk about washing your hands, heterosexuals kissing, smart planters, video games we’re currently playing, favorite adult film stars, and the Dixie Chicks. Support us on Patreon to ke...
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TS 277: Googly Eyed Robots from 2020-02-28T23:28:14
This week we talk about adventures in babysitting, The Bachelor, skiing, the new season of Drag Race, pharmaceuticals, and robots with faces. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and t...
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TS 276: Pig Hole from 2020-02-20T20:10:25
This week we talk about hard and soft water, health procrastination, reading actual books, Animal Crossing: New Horizons, religion and spirituality, and Allie X. Support us on Patreon to keep the ...
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TS 275: LEVEL 10 BACON from 2020-02-13T18:58:54
This week we talk about bacon patches, handshake germs, rotary cell phones, bagged salad, burning hair, and fiber gummies. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exc...
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TS 274: Code Brown from 2020-02-07T17:00:50
This week we talk about Joe pooping himself on his birthday, the unhappiest times of our lives, veterinary shows, testicle taste buds, being afraid of the dentist, and Star Trek: Picard Support us...
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TS 273: Buttered Up from 2020-01-23T17:00:20
This week we talk about Mr. Peanut’s death, an electric butter dispenser, phone concert etiquette, Lady Gaga’s leaked song, foot surgery, and Star Trek: Picard. Support us on Patreon to keep the p...
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TS 272: This Smells like Diesel Fuel from 2020-01-17T18:22:48
This week we talk about billionaires going to the moon, candles that smell like things, Netflix dessert shows, Australian wildfire dildo donations, how we like our eggs, and Little Women. Support ...
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TS 271: Feet on Demand from 2020-01-09T17:00:36
This week we talk about AI-generated feet pics, self-driving luggage, leaving butter out of the fridge, taint bandaids, PopSocket chargers, and some of our favorite recipes lately. Support us on P...
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TS 270: Angry Bovine from 2020-01-03T21:03:32
This week we talk about predictions for the next decade, slanted toilets, wearing gardens, New Year’s Eve kisses, bath salts, and automatic trash cans. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast go...
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TS 269: Christmas Pickle from 2019-12-29T05:00:39
This week we talk about hiding pickles, a decade of psychological advancements, baking books, holiday travels, The Witcher, and real vs. fake Christmas trees. Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...
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TS 268: Past the Expiration Date from 2019-12-19T22:01:37
This week we talk about the age of our DNA, holiday traveling, social media and anxiety, birthday milestones, sharpening knives, and generational narcissism. Support us on Patreon to keep the podc...
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TS 267: Spelunking in my Cheese Cave from 2019-12-12T17:00:33
This week we talk about stepping in dog poo, driving with pavlova, finding the meaning of life, new pop stars, digital encyclopedias, and the top searches of 2019. Support us on Patreon to keep th...
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TS 266: HEY PENELOPE, VACCINATE! from 2019-12-05T17:00:43
This week we talk about perineum sunning, USB condoms, hot veterinarians, selling your privacy, stress levels, tracking our significant others, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast ...
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TS 265: Master-basting the Turkey from 2019-11-28T17:00:23
This week we talk about Thanksgiving traditions, VR for cows, washing our legs, meth campaigns, poultry precautions, and the Downton Abbey movie. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going an...
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TS 264: Chicken Don't Last Forever from 2019-11-21T23:45:08
This week we chat about not eating at Chick-fil-A,Marie Kondo’s new store, impeachment, Pokemon Sword and Shield, The Crown, Oprah’s favorite things, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the po...
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TS 263: Daddy’s Little Sl*t from 2019-11-15T00:22:57
This week we chat about trips to the ER, Pokemon drama, inappropriate Amazon listings, return of the flip phone, recipes, and the discontinued gingerbread latte. Support us on Patreon to keep the ...
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TS 262: Haunted Car Wash from 2019-11-10T01:38:47
This week we talk about rings made out of fingernails, Luigi’s Mansion 3, getting engaged, my east coast trip, instagramming like it’s 2014, and fancy grocery shopping. Support us on Patreon to ke...
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TS 261: Bed Bugged from 2019-10-24T16:00:32
This week we talk about missing our bidets, dog ownership affects on health, Instagram face filters, limiting phone usage, revisiting our past, and bed bugs. Support us on Patreon to keep the podc...
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TS 260: Frail Homosexual from 2019-10-18T16:00:42
This week we talk about ancient memes, electronic rosaries, dog birthdays, upgrading cell phones, brain activity, and American culture shock. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to...
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TS 259: Pumpkin Time from 2019-10-11T19:52:57
This week we talk about iPhones turning people gay, Halloween movies, pumpkin spice lattes, sexy Ronald McDonald savory vs sweet cornbread, and Drag Race UK! Support us on Patreon to keep thepodca...
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TS 258: Will It Blend? from 2019-10-03T20:23:38
This week we talk about baking successfully, Instagram influencers, new blenders, visiting places from our past, smart glasses, and working normal hours. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast ...
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TS 257: #JusticeForCheddar from 2019-09-27T03:28:49
This week we talk about getting lost in the woods, new bikes, a cheddar conspiracy, Untitled Goose Game, new Lindsay Lohan music, and celebrity tweets. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast go...
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TS 256: I Love You as a Cat from 2019-09-20T21:11:13
This week we talk about donut sandwiches, Cheez-It pizza, competition shows, recurring dreams, being untrustworthy students, and changing your personality. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcas...
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TS 255: Finger Lickin’ WOOD from 2019-09-13T04:41:32
This week we talk about the KFC dating simulator, slow motion selfies, meetups at Wawa, smart plugs, phone cameras, and the new Animal Crossing game! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 254: Barbie’s Astral Chain from 2019-09-05T16:00:16
This week we talk about favorite colognes and deodorants, ice makers, custom license plates, improper contact lens use, chicken sandwiches, and pink eye! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast ...
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TS 253: Straight From The Wheel And Into Your Heart from 2019-08-30T22:54:52
This week we talk about the Lizzie McGuire sequel, social fatigue, Red Bull’s lack of wings, old sitcoms, email scams, and slappin’ the bass. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to...
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TS 252: Pin Culture from 2019-08-22T22:56:42
This week we talk about selfies vs posies, anti-sex toilets, denim jackets, woodland critters, the Oregon Trail, and Japanese bidets. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain ac...
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TS 251: Pumpkin Spice Swabbing from 2019-08-16T16:00:46
This week we talk about pumpkin spice season, tube TVs, getting swabbed, pooping every other day, camping, tofu, and playing with mercury. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to ga...
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TS 250: Masculine Recycling from 2019-08-08T16:00:15
This week we talk about masculine recycling, staying hydrated, sex in self-driving cars, new old K-Pop, taking care of your hair, and new Patreon rewardsCheck out James, who we commissioned our new...
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TS 249: COLD BEANS from 2019-07-25T16:00:25
This week we talk about hiding Instagram likes, crying during movies, Joy-Con drift, outdoor symphonies, new Twitter, and using fake names online. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going a...
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TS 248: Blue Man Sam from 2019-07-18T16:00:34
This week we talk about Dr. Mario’s malpractice, the world’s richest celebs, awful printers, capitalism, smart devices, and sounds we can’t hear. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going an...
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TS 247: Linda from Germany from 2019-07-12T23:16:06
This week we talk about showering with contacts in, the new Lion King movie, Internet addiction camps, Instant Pot pho recipes, phone numbers, and new YouTube copyright tools! Support us on Patreo...
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TS 246: Sheboygan from 2019-07-04T16:00:30
This week we talk about pooping in Sheboygan, gay penguins, standing near attractive people, rumored Drag Race queens, 4th of July traditions, Fleabag and Super Mario Maker 2! Support us on Patreo...
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TS 245: Presidential Condiments from 2019-06-28T03:17:49
This week we talk about presidential candidates, beach towns, fake news “vaccines,” switching web browsers, antidepressants, and J-Pop and Japanese movies. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcas...
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TS 244: Gay Hell from 2019-06-22T00:58:12
This week we talk about Pokemon drama, Gay Hell, TV shows we’re watching, silicone masks, fan culture, and lots of pride month discussions. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to g...
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TS 243: Can’t Host, Will Travel from 2019-06-13T16:00:26
This week we talk about being a morning or night person, shows and movies we’re watching, reflecting during Pride, dating experiences, and our favorite games from E3. Support us on Patreon to keep...
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TS 242: The Lymph Knows from 2019-06-06T16:00:25
This week we talk about the Pokemon Direct, pride month, deodorant for gamers, facial hair, what we die from, Chernobyl, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going a...
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TS 241: Compost Your Ghost from 2019-05-30T16:00:17
This week we talk about bidet fiascos, bonerless bathing suits, composting human remains, why coffee makes you poop, quick meals, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcas...
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TS 240: Ratburn? Or Rug Burn? from 2019-05-17T16:00:39
This week we talk about ride sharing experiences, moving drama, Mr. Ratburn’s wedding, Mother’s Day weekend, YouTube drama, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 239: Try Empathy from 2019-05-09T16:00:39
This week we talk about having empathy, the Razer toaster, olive bars, new Pixel phones, pot-in-pot action, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain ac...
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TS 238: "I Love Boob" from 2019-05-04T22:45:59
This week we talk about Avengers: Endgame, butt worms, the new Sonic trailer, swallowing AirPods, the presidential race, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going a...
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TS 237: First Time with Mr. Peanut from 2019-04-26T22:48:14
This week we talk about PCs made out of lasagna, reasons to go to Kohl’s, gay country music, tulip festivals, and our Drag Race update!Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain ac...
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TS 236: Am I the only one who... from 2019-04-18T23:16:51
This week we talk about awful world records, sick pets, indie games, Sam's bidet update, burlesque shows, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acce...
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TS 235: Depresso from 2019-04-11T20:14:36
This week we talk about safely ejecting USB drives, yoga making you gay, the new Daisy amiibo, drinking too much coffee, Killing Eve, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the po...
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TS 234: 101 Chihuahuas from 2019-04-04T22:16:54
This week we talk about call screening, being a good person, Skrillex and mosquitos, Japanese horror films, cooking videos, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 233: George Washington Gays from 2019-03-29T05:16:37
This week we talk about professional child namers, new movies and music, April Fools’ Day, selling Grindr, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acc...
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TS 232: NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CHEESE from 2019-03-22T16:00:49
This week we talk about playing music for cheese, new kitchen appliances, when we got depressed, personality quizzes, songs we’re jamming to, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to kee...
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TS 231: Too Much Money, Not Enough SENSE from 2019-03-14T22:07:49
This week we talk about college admissions, transient anuses, wiener cameras, biting our own tongues, past relationships, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going ...
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TS 230: Pâté Away from 2019-03-08T00:39:19
This week we talk about our favorite years of school, iced coffee, comedy shows, the gayest places in the USA, making Vietnamese sandwiches, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep...
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TS 229: Glenn Close (but not close enough) from 2019-02-28T18:11:35
This week we talk about the Pokemon Direct, where our meat comes from, the Oscars, cooking in the Instant Pot and the new cast of Drag Race Season 11! Season 11 Promo Looks: https://goo.gl/fPY65TS...
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TS 228: Mummy Moment from 2019-02-21T22:21:10
This week we talk about chunky soup, young blood, bidet updates, President Bowser, popsockets, music, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access t...
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TS 227: Bidet: Bi-DO or Bi-DON’T? from 2019-02-15T20:49:53
This week we talk about new Coke flavors, new Kpop groups, the Nintendo Direct, pooping ourselves and bidets, browser dark mode, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...
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TS 226: I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN from 2019-02-07T17:00:15
This week we talk about suing your parents for being born, sports fans, new emoji, what we’ve been watching on Netflix, feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, and our Drag Race update! Support us on P...
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TS 225: Egg Corn from 2019-01-31T23:46:50
This week we talk about the top Nintendo Switch games, Paris is Burning, Steven Universe, thirsting after serial killers, egg corns, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the pod...
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TS 224: The One Where Sam Says “Poopyhole” from 2019-01-24T17:00:13
This week we talk about virtual reality learning, Oscar nominations, buying cheap stuff online, deleting tweets, selling YouTube channels, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep t...
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TS 223: The Lort Tried To Stop Us from 2019-01-11T17:00:25
This week we talk about Marie Kondo, picky eaters, noise pollution, the government shutdown, cassette tapes, our Drag Race update, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to ...
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TS 222: Bird Boxes, Bandersnatches, and Best of 2018 from 2019-01-03T17:00:15
This week we talk about bird boxes, Bandersnatches, and our favorite music, video games, movies, and more of 2018. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive c...
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TS 221: The Tent is QUAKING from 2018-12-29T01:52:41
This week is we talk about purging social media accounts, cheeses of the week, buying adult furniture, new holiday traditions, things we’ve been baking, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Pat...
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TS 220: That’s #Dairy from 2018-12-20T17:00:16
This week we talk about holiday transitions, anxiety attacks, The Twilight Zone, expired drugs, cool puppets, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain ...
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TS 219: I Never Wanted To Live this Long from 2018-12-14T02:47:24
This week we talk about marriage in our generation, the Game Awards, Smash Ultimate, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, divorcing ghosts, and 90s sitcoms. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going a...
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TS 218: Tinker Tailor Joseph Spy from 2018-12-06T17:00:18
This week we talk about calling the cops on neighbors, having a third arm, really bad boys, power outages, Life-Size 2, and the Drag Race holiday special. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...
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TS 217: WHERE’S PAULA? from 2018-11-29T21:13:19
This week we talk about Piggie’s holiday mishaps, our Cyber Monday purchases, getting massages, being apart for the holidays, Thanksgiving food, and the worst year ever on Earth. Support us on Pat...
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TS 216: Sam and Joe GO from 2018-11-15T17:00:18
This week we talk about legally changing your age, if Sam and Joe GO were an app, Great British Bake Off, the new Pokemon movie trailer, kitchen tools, and the new cast of All Stars 4. Support us ...
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TS 215: Raging Dumpster Planet from 2018-11-09T02:23:15
This week we talk about the new Carly Rae Jepsen song, anxiety attacks, foldable phones, our new identities, new old video games, and things we’ve been cooking. Support us on Patreon to keep the p...
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TS 214: City Goat, Country Goat from 2018-11-01T16:00:13
This week we talk about pumpkin patches, pizza trucks, stan culture, new jobs, LGBTQ representation in media, and stuff we watch on YouTube. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to ...
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TS 213: Pokemon GO TO CHURCH from 2018-10-26T17:58:36
This week we talk about growing up in church, our last meals, a new Pokemon GO clone, being bad at math, the Founding Fathers, the new Halloween movie and Dr. Who. Support us on Patreon to keep th...
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TS 212: The Most Bullied Person in the World from 2018-10-18T16:00:29
This week we talk about trips to Arkansas, the most bullied person in the world, getting packages stolen, Great British Bake Off, good customer service interactions, and blinders for humans. Suppo...
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TS 211: Flaming Ground Holes from 2018-10-11T16:00:19
This week we talk about selfie deaths, screen-blocking glasses, skin smoothing cameras, phone notches and the new Pixel 3, and flaming ground holes. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going...
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TS 210: WHERE’S BIRDO? from 2018-10-04T21:41:36
This week we talk about gay stereotypes, presidential alerts, how to get what you want, getting too close to wild animals, therapy, and Nintendo Switch online. Support us on Patreon to keep the po...
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TS 209: Optician Dishin’ from 2018-09-27T16:00:19
This week we talk about bad doctor experiences, what cheese we’d be, disconnecting from the world, Panera Bread, free food for life, and ugly scarves. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goi...
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TS 208: Fly Me To The Moon from 2018-09-20T16:00:26
This week we talk about who should go to the moon, lobsters getting high, bad tattoos, corporal punishment, being boring in high school, and Nintendo Switch Online. Support us on Patreon to keep t...
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TS 207: Brunch Is For The Gays from 2018-09-13T16:00:26
This week we talk about pumpkin spiced things, veterinarian drama, Shadow of the Tomb Raider, the end of summer, readjusting sleep schedules, and childhood superstitions. Support us on Patreon to ...
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TS 206: Hmm, Cheese from 2018-09-07T17:34:50
This week we talk about teens leaving social media, mutual breakups, new Kpop music, taking selfies, Crazy Rich Asians, and Joe’s cheese of the week. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 205: Raccoon Handy-J from 2018-08-30T16:00:16
This week we talk about our cheese of the week, the wrong holes, canadian sex doll brothels, traveling, our school mascots, and peeing in public. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going an...
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TS 204: Cheesy Breezy Beautiful from 2018-08-23T16:00:18
This week we talk about personalized porn, which emoji’s we would add, The Hills coming back, our favorite cheeses, pocket size differences, and some Drag Race drama. Support us on Patreon to keep...
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TS 203: Lube-y Tunes from 2018-08-16T16:00:18
This week we talk about our favorite lubes, plagiarism in video game reviews, grocery shopping with Hilary Duff, gossip magazines, not being gay enough, and we interview a special patron! Support ...
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TS 202: Excederin, excederin, excederin... from 2018-08-09T16:00:24
This week we talk about revisiting places we lived, bigfoot erotica, new Kpop jams, social interactions, Smash Bros news, and gifts that’ll make us fall in love with you. Support us on Patreon to ...
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TS 201: Mind-Controlling Poop Parasites from 2018-07-26T16:00:14
This week we talk about mind-controlling cat poop parasites, training dogs, preconceived notions of LGBTQ media, telling partners about mental health issues, and camping with allergies. Support us...
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TS 200: Getting the Clap for the 200th Time from 2018-07-19T16:00:14
This week we celebrate our 200th episode by taking questions from y’all! We discuss the past four years, topics we would never talk about, and the next 200 episodes. Support us on Patreon to keep ...
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TS 199: Big Clappers from 2018-07-12T16:00:04
This week we talk about canoeing, our favorite gay media, Japanese clapping robots, stories from the Walmart parking lot, Bravo for men, and my final rice cooker update. Support us on Patreon to k...
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TS 198: Canoe Candy from 2018-07-05T16:00:05
This week we talk about baby’s first tank top, bubblegum flavored things, being Pokemon gym leaders, the end of pride month, photos currently on our phones, and our final Drag Race update! Support...
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TS 197: Peepin’ that Hemmy from 2018-06-28T16:00:14
This week we talk about sex robots, how we stay motivated, foam rollers, hemorrhoids, unique family sayings, maintenance issues, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast...
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TS 196: President Walmart from 2018-06-21T16:00:14
This week we talk about banning ASMR, new Kpop comebacks, our favorite Nintendo Switch games, new apartments, what God looks like, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podca...
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TS 195: Gabbing About Games from 2018-06-14T16:00:04
This week we talk about collecting CDs, pride events, E3 gaming news, new apartment stories, gloryholes, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access...
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TS 194: Storytime - I GOT RABIES!! from 2018-06-07T21:25:21
This week we talk about Reddit influencing AI, making friends at college, sleeping in contact lenses, people dying in our apartments, comfort food, and our E3 2018 predictions. Support us on Patre...
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TS 193: The Dern Wagon from 2018-05-31T16:00:12
This week we talk about new Pokemon games, how our lives would’ve been different if we’d been more accepted growing up, apartment hunting, mom and pop coffee shops, and our Drag Race update! Suppo...
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TS 192: The Tropicana Diet from 2018-05-17T16:00:02
This week we talk about brains with googly eyes, straight people appropriating twinks, peeing maple syrup, Nintendo Switch hacking, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podc...
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TS 191: Hey Graggle? from 2018-05-10T16:00:26
This week we talk about AI making calls for us, funerals for robot pets, jury duty, Mormons vs Jehovah's Witnesses, grocery stores, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podc...
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TS 190: Watch This Space from 2018-05-03T16:00:06
This week we talk about the first times we allegedly got drunk, changes to the gun emoji, school dances, drug policies, pedicures, new hobbies, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to k...
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TS 189: ASMR Construction Site from 2018-04-26T23:53:45
This week we talk about age differences in relationships, monkeys suing humans, some of our favorite shows currently, kids being polite to technology, and our Drag Race update with some bonus drama...
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TS 188: Stay In Your Lane from 2018-04-20T16:00:24
This week we talk about meeting your partner’s parents, CGI social media influencers, catchy K-pop jams, banana-flavored candy, being emotionally invested in relationships, and our Drag Race update...
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TS 187: Jamie Lee Curtsy from 2018-04-12T23:56:45
This week we talk about death fetishes, mind-reading technology, camping, pooping in gas stations, British TV shows, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and t...
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TS 186: TAUT or NOT? from 2018-04-06T16:00:20
This week we talk about drinking too much coffee, sentient Google Homes, places we’ve hated, teeth whitening, how to shave your balls, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the p...
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TS 185: Maybe The Russians Were Right from 2018-03-29T22:54:12
This week we talk about food poisoning, Facebook privacy, the new Tomb Raider movie, Instant Pots, great games to play with your partner, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep th...
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TS 184: Front Row Seat to Jesus from 2018-03-22T21:43:04
This week we talk about Luigi’s penis, robot abuse, getting fired, being sick, talent show competitions, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acces...
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TS 183: Classy, Gassy, and Flaccid from 2018-03-08T06:33:40
This week we talk about being phone-less, gender norms, butthole knowledge, dungeons and drag queens, Queer Eye, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gai...
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TS 182: Pika Pika Whaaaa? from 2018-03-01T16:32:56
This week we talk about fatty foods that are turning you gay, our first computers, people criticizing your work, shitting pants, pharmacy snobs, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to ...
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TS 181: 99 Problems But The Anthem Ain’t One from 2018-02-22T22:04:33
This week we talk about fanny packs, doggy balls, keyboards vs touchscreens, our President’s Day weekend, Janelle Monae, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going a...
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TS 180: Dear Abby: Oops! I Joined ISIS! from 2018-02-15T04:35:11
This week we talk about Valentine’s Day at Olive Garden, new emojis, creating our own musical instruments, dissatisfaction with joining ISIS, catfishing, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Pa...
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TS 179: Blowing Smoke Up Our Ass from 2018-02-08T06:54:29
This week we talk about Diet Coke conspiracies, our Super Bowel experiences, getting smoke blown up our asses, going back to school, CHVRCHES new single, and our Drag Race update! Support us on Pa...
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TS 178: Top 10 Ways To Get Giardia from 2018-02-02T05:27:49
This week we talk about saving energy by staying indoors, beef jerky, accent prejudices, contracting giardia, Celeste, and our Drag Race update. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and...
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TS 177: Straight 30 is the Gay 90 from 2018-01-27T00:58:36
This week we talk about turning 30, knowing your angles, gay k-pop idols, net neutrality, the death of miitomo, and blending with immersion. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to ...
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TS 176: Natural Selection from 2018-01-18T09:47:53
This week we talk about going to the DMV, people eating detergent pods, bronzing shoes, Japanese food, stealing baby teeth, and what we’d do if our world was ending. Support us on Patreon to keep ...
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TS 175: Fartbit from 2018-01-11T06:22:33
This week we talk about crazy vet trips, new Diet Coke flavors, ingestible fart-tracking pills, Kpop girl groups, our favorite pizza chains, and how to make things official in a relationship. Supp...
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TS 174: Our Favorite Things Of 2017 from 2018-01-04T09:36:58
This week we talk about new puppies, getting ghosted, and all our favorite things of 2017, including movies, video games, gadgets, and more! Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to ...
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TS 173: The Anals of Time from 2017-12-29T21:39:28
This week we talk about the wonders of pomegranates, archived Tweets, analyzing our DNA, hot cousins, Holidays with family, and where we’d be without the Internet Support us on Patreon to keep the...
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TS 172: Not My Grinch from 2017-12-21T05:14:09
This week we talk about couples massages, being kind to AI, iPhone battery life scandals, Christmas traditions, becoming our parents, and weird things we believed as children. Support us on Patreo...
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TS 171: An Intimate Christmas Experience from 2017-12-14T07:35:08
This week we talk about sex with ghosts, people who still write checks, the top search terms of 2017, bitcoin and VPNs, wrapping presents and net neutrality. Support us on Patreon to keep the podc...
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TS 170: Crisp, Clean, and Moist from 2017-12-07T22:21:53
This week we talk about getting puppies, fecal transplants, high risk behaviors, password management, our college regrets, and shitty lasagna Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to...
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TS 169: Dickbit from 2017-11-30T21:57:32
This week we talk about smart condoms, shows we hate to love, substitute smartphones, conspiracy theories, lack of motivation and getting the flu. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going a...
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TS 168: Green Stuff and Blueberry Yuck from 2017-11-23T23:10:57
This week we talk about taking cold showers, Faraday cages, replaying video games, Kpop in the USA, Thanksgiving foods, and our ideal self-care days. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 167: The F-word from 2017-11-16T20:00:36
This week we talk about Christmas lights preferences, DLC and micro-transaction drama, swearing on TV, embarrassing usernames, and if we were unethical doctors. Support us on Patreon to keep the p...
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TS 166: Smashing Pumpkins from 2017-11-02T18:11:07
This week we talk about trick-or-treating, Super Mario Odyssey conspiracies, Fortnite, carving pumpkins, Stranger Things 2, and teachers who influenced us. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcas...
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TS 165: Pocket Cramps from 2017-10-26T08:13:30
This week we talk about driving a U-Haul across the country, Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp, the All Stars 3 reveal, ear cleaning, and our Frankenstein body parts. Support us on Patreon to keep the ...
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TS 164: I’ll Have The Cat Food from 2017-10-19T22:29:34
This week we talk about Stardew Valley, Mario Odyssey, psychedelics, All Stars 3, sexism in Mario Party games, and acting stereotypically queer. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and...
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TS 163: Light and Airy from 2017-10-12T23:18:08
This week we talk about tracking your significant other, Girls’ Generation drama, have a little chinwag, coming out anniversaries, Stardew Valley, and Star Trek Discovery. Support us on Patreon to...
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TS 162: Mario the Murderer from 2017-10-05T19:53:29
This week we talk about mattress industry conspiracies, Mario being a murderer, empathy gaps, sloppy roommates, and Stardew Valley on Switch. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to...
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TS 161: Touch Yourself from 2017-09-28T04:59:04
This week we talk about acrobatic cats, selling stuff on Craigslist, Comic-Con, Fergie’s new album, dream museums, and believing in Santa. Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going and to ga...
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TS 160: Declutter Your Tomb from 2017-09-21T22:20:26
This week we talk about the Tomb Raider movie trailer, a Princess Daisy smear campaign, apartment viewings, seafood, moving advice, and Pennywise and the Babadook. Support us on Patreon to keep th...
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TS 159: We All Float Down Here from 2017-09-14T22:51:19
This week we talk about prescription drugs, the Apple Event, new Nintendo Switch games, IT the movie, living without sugar, and natural disasters.Support us on Patreon to keep the podcast going an...
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TS 158: Play-Doh Cake from 2017-09-07T22:26:19
This week we talk about having kids, Stephen King movies, curved monitors and other curved things, Kpop, the mysteries of red velvet cake, and our opinions on jockstraps and thongs. Support us on ...
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TS 157: Look What You Made Us Do from 2017-08-31T10:50:22
This week we talk about cleaning out our closets, living with our parents, time management, politics and children, Hurricane Harvey, and Taylor Swift’s new music video for “Look What You Made Me Do...
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TS 156: Mad Max: Daisy Road from 2017-08-24T08:24:05
This week we talk about our emoji usage, the eclipse, video game news, dialects, bad pickup lines, and Mario being a terrorist. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to e...
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TS 155: Dickers from 2017-08-17T04:58:12
This week we talk about stickers for your penis, Splatoon 2, incest in Game of Thrones, the state of America, what song’s we’d like to cover, and radioactive conditioner. Donate via Patreon to kee...
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TS 154: Tassie Boys w/ Liam! (@LIAMODEARME) from 2017-08-10T04:58:37
This week Liam (@LIAMODEARME) is filling in for Joe who is out sick this week. We talk about breakups and heartbreaks, cute Tassie boys, Game of Thrones, the Overwatch Summer Games, and what gross ...
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TS 153: Breath of the Hamburger from 2017-07-27T20:03:15
This week we talk about building computers, Breath of the Wild, gay dating apps, falling asleep in our clothes, avoiding public places, and Drag Race rumors. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast ...
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TS 152: Walmart, My Home Girl from 2017-07-20T04:42:59
This week we talk about Nintendo Switch drama, snorting chocolate, the Bratz universe, Twitch streaming, being ghosted, and sticking things in your wiener. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast g...
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TS 151: DIAL 911 from 2017-07-13T02:48:07
This week we talk about yogurt addiction, coffee making you live longer, calling 911, the KFC phone, and some of our first gay moments. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain acc...
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TS 150: Teledildonics from 2017-07-07T18:10:08
This week we talk about what to do when you’re being harassed, teledildonics, the new Overwatch hero, hanging out with internet friends, Kesha’s new song, and needing alone time! Donate via Patreo...
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TS 149: Sashay Away from 2017-06-29T07:39:01
This week we talk about how we stay creative, trying to find a Nintendo Switch, self-centered dates, a gay colony on Mars, and our final Drag Race update. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast go...
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TS 148: Ask The Babadook from 2017-06-15T05:51:05
This week we talk about the Babadook as an LGBT icon, which E3 games we’re anticipating, data backup and breaches, gay virginity, and our Drag Race update!Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast goi...
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TS 147: Keep On Truckin’ from 2017-06-08T23:49:06
This week we talk about Pride Month, misspelling words, Wonder Woman, what type of salad dressing we’d be, the queen of the gays, and our Drag Race update!Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast goi...
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TS 146: Did You Know You Can Eat Spinach? from 2017-06-01T19:08:59
This week we talk about eating healthy, being catfished, cat drama, Far Cry 5, the Montana election, and our Drag Race update!Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to excl...
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TS 145: TromBONE ME from 2017-05-25T22:11:30
This week we talk about controversial didgeridoo porn, the Overwatch anniversary event, being hairy, juice cleanses, which social network sites are the worst for us, and our Drag Race update!Donate...
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TS 144: Pocket Gay from 2017-05-18T19:55:59
This week it’s our three year anniversary! We talk about having knives for fingers, getting pedicures, anal desensitizing lube, Golden Girls Clue, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to k...
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TS 143: Freshly Birthed from 2017-05-11T07:07:13
This week we talk about subconscious gay fears, video calling, friendly trampolines, 21st birthdays, our own reality shows, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going a...
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TS 142: Everyone’s Family at the Dollar from 2017-05-04T20:22:13
This week we talk about taking on the patriarchy, what we need in a relationship, our Myers-Briggs personality types, having no cell service, activism, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon...
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TS 141: Consistently Beige from 2017-04-27T06:28:13
This week we talk about earwax and spider bites, pre-dirtied jeans, self-image when dating, The Handmaid’s Tale, food anxiety, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 140: Such a Southern Belle from 2017-04-20T07:31:59
This week we talk about vengeful spiders, musical memories, fried coke and other Southern things, living without water, where we think vaginas are located, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Pat...
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TS 139: Plastic, It’s Fantastic! from 2017-04-13T22:47:48
This week we talk about butt exercises, The Hills toddlers, plastic surgery stigma, crying after sex, eternal orgasms, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to...
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TS 138: The Flop Sweats from 2017-04-06T05:38:37
This week we talk about problematic soda commercials, being public with relationships, our own Overwatch super powers, summertime flop sweats, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to keep ...
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TS 137: I Choose Bacon from 2017-03-31T00:22:48
This week we talk about which ages we peak at different life skills, the new Tomb Raider movie, microwavable bacon, shaving buttholes, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to keep the podc...
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TS 136: Sloppy Smooching from 2017-03-23T23:29:37
This week we talk about YouTube’s restricted mode, gay baiting, “Trump’s America,” bad kissers, and answer some rather disturbing questions from you fine folks. Donate via Patreon to keep the podc...
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TS 135: As a Chandelierkin... from 2017-03-09T09:38:41
This week we talk about gay representation in the media, funny Skyrim mods, potential literary tattoos we’d get, MUNA, Breath of the Wild, and the Nintendo Switch. Donate via Patreon to keep the p...
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TS 134: The Secret Shart from 2017-03-02T19:10:13
This week we talk about breaking cell phones, the Oscars, Youtube’s new TV service, the size of our heads, and tips for holding in your toots. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to g...
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TS 133: Lindsay Lohan’s Turkish Adventure from 2017-02-23T19:36:49
This week we talk about being just friends with people we’ve dated, Lindsay Lohan’s Turkish adventure, butthole masks, generic pop music, our good luck charms, and weird collections. Donate via Pa...
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TS 132: Limp D*ck Tofu from 2017-02-16T07:13:17
This week we talk about YouTube drama, the first ever American Boy doll, lazy cooking tips, Katy Perry and the Grammys, and coffee enemas. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain ...
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TS 131: Cirque du So Gay from 2017-02-09T08:08:26
This week we talk about anal training, Nintendo’s new baby simulator game, an interesting mental health study, adventures in cooking, and the new Drag Race queens. Donate via Patreon to keep the p...
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TS 130: Science Just Isn't There Yet from 2017-02-03T09:21:03
This week we talk about deodorant scents, Groundhog Day, shitting on the floor, first date ideas, the upcoming Drag Race season, and adventures in cooking. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast g...
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TS 129: Tinker With Your Pi-Hole from 2017-01-26T08:42:46
This week we talk about envying teenagers, Resident Evil 7, our actual hopes and dreams, presidential memes, the new Britney Lifetime movie, and cheesy porn scenes. Donate via Patreon to keep the ...
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TS 128: Spicy Boogers and Ham from 2017-01-19T04:16:21
This week we detail all our Nintendo Switch thoughts, talk about boomboxes, free food, a few more awkward situations, and Sam's Google Pixel review. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going an...
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TS 127: Gimme Your Luigi, Daddy from 2017-01-12T05:59:46
This week we talk about our own personal sex toys, swearing being linked to honesty, top 10 memes of 2016, Celebrity Big Brother, and getting your butt filled with concrete. Donate via Patreon to ...
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TS 126: Our Favorite Things of 2016 from 2017-01-05T06:30:40
This week we discuss our favorite things of 2016! Including favorite music, movies, shows, phone apps, games, purchases and products!Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access ...
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TS 125: A Dead Mouse Christmas from 2016-12-23T02:09:57
This week we talk about getting catfished, Japanese virtual assistants, top Google searches of 2016, LGBT video game characters, the Google Pixel, and finding dead mice in Christmas trees. Donate ...
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TS 124: Rent-A-Jew from 2016-12-16T19:25:05
This week we talk about pet rocks, daddies, our favorite and least favorite songs we’ve done, holiday stresses, the Rent-A-Jew program, and a papier-mâché pig head. Donate via Patreon to keep the ...
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TS 123: Haunted Buttholes from 2016-12-08T23:24:39
This week we talk about wiener size, Leah Remini’s Scientology documentary, new Kpop songs, America’s Test Kitchen, the comeback of vinyl records, and eating humans. Donate via Patreon to keep the...
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TS 122: LingLong DingDong from 2016-12-01T18:43:41
This week we talk about long distance relationships, ghosting, deleting our entire social media presence, Westworld, celebrity sleepovers, and LingLong DingDong. Donate via Patreon to keep the pod...
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TS 121: Two Desperate Homos from 2016-11-17T09:31:41
This week we talk about our struggles on the dating scene, People’s sexiest man alive, whether or now we’re allowed to like Ghost in the Shell, Internet sommeliers, Zelda Breath of the Wild update,...
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TS 120: Make America Gummy Again from 2016-11-10T21:54:46
This week we talk about new beginnings, our experiences with antidepressants, quién es Sombra??, the election results, my 5 pound bag of gummy bears, and our buttholes! Donate via Patreon to keep ...
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TS 119: Hallelujah Houses, Henny! from 2016-11-03T21:18:37
This week we talk about Hilary Duff’s couples costume, hallelujah houses, voting, our favorite late night snacks, Vine’s shutdown, and microwave cooking for one! Donate via Patreon to keep the pod...
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TS 118: When Does One BECOME A Clown? from 2016-10-27T20:58:38
This week we talk about clown appropriation, the World Series, getting eaten out by zombies, Gaga’s country album, reclaiming Pepe the Frog, and the Nintendo Switch reveal! Donate via Patreon to k...
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TS 117: LET THE DAMN MONKEY SMOKE from 2016-10-20T20:20:48
This week we talk about smoking chimps, meeting aliens, Nintendo NX excitement, internet outages, the 3rd Presidential debate, and our final Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcas...
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TS 116: Closer to God from 2016-10-13T05:21:54
This week we talk about our experiences moving, “no homo” comments, Overwatch, voting, exploding phones, and our Drag Race update. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access t...
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TS 115: The Greatest Country in America from 2016-10-06T17:53:32
This week we talk about Amanda Knox, Pepe the hate symbol, our ideal Halloween costumes, Vice Presidential Daddies, candy addiction, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcas...
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TS 114: Skeletons In The Spare Bedroom from 2016-09-29T06:14:37
This week we talk about the NSA, casually finding dead people in the house, doing gay porn, the Presidential debate, what cartoon characters we’d be, and our Drag Race update. Donate via Patreon t...
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TS 113: It Was All Rice from 2016-09-15T20:42:33
This week we talk about data caps, Hillary Clinton and Pepe the Frog, Harambe memes, borrowing cats, exploding phones, and our Drag Race update. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to...
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TS 112: Getting Assaulted Outside a Boost Mobile from 2016-09-09T03:40:08
This week we talk about poppers, the Perfume concert, getting assaulted outside a Boost Mobile, Stranger Things, dating bisexuals, and our Drag Race update. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast ...
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TS 111: Back On The Grind from 2016-09-01T02:51:28
This week we talk about Grindr, homesickness, Android Nougat, Kubo and the Two Strings, and our first thoughts on RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 2. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and t...
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TS 110: This Podcast is Shareware from 2016-08-25T03:45:49
This week we talk about annoying phone notifications, the many layers of death, which Olympic sport we’d play, living without cell service, water on cereal, and fucking Presidents. Donate via Patr...
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TS 109: Top 5 Disney Penises from 2016-08-18T08:17:24
This week we talk about penis pole vaulting, Ghostbusters, rewatchable TV shows, love in gas station bathrooms, Britney at the VMAs, and our top 5 Disney penises! Donate via Patreon to keep the po...
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TS 108: GOTTA GO FAST from 2016-08-11T18:38:17
This week we talk about exciting printer problems, Steven Universe theories, how we trigger each other, being naked in Antarctica, K-Pop, and supper club shenanigans. Donate via Patreon to keep th...
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TS 107: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch from 2016-08-04T08:49:04
This week we talk about editing our nudes, share throwing up stories, discuss Tyler Posey and gaybaiting, the Nintendo NX, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, and stereotypes of where we’re from. Donate...
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TS 106: Slime Time Live from 2016-07-28T07:19:22
This week we talk about making your own emoji, semen and sea men, relationships and exes, Charmed, and what star systems we’re from. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access...
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TS 105: But There Are Starving Children in Africa! from 2016-07-21T08:15:19
This week we talk about panicking reactions, Britney’s new song, free speech, fucking Tom Hanks, Ghostbusters, and the Republican National Convention. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going ...
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TS 104: The Podcast That Almost Never Was from 2016-07-15T09:02:35
This week we endure many struggles, talk about Pokemon nude selfies, Hiddleswift drama, SGDQ, the new NES, and our first celebrity crushes. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain...
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TS 103: Open Casket, It’s Fantastic! from 2016-07-07T06:39:30
This week we talk about funeral traditions, Netflix shows, Pokemon Go, Azealia Banks bleaching her skin, Taylor Swift insurance policies, and how to summon us from the dead. Donate via Patreon to k...
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TS 102: Take a Shot from 2016-06-23T05:41:19
This week we talk about Taylor Swift conspiracy theories, Amelie coming to Broadway, how Sam’s officially “masc4masc,” RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars, and Brinty for President? Donate via Patreon to...
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TS 101: LOTS OF VIDEO GAME TALK from 2016-06-16T17:49:24
This week we talk about Overwatch threesomes, and lots of E3 news, including the Tomb Raider 20th anniversary, the new Zelda game, as well as Iggy going back to Australia, and what our lives would ...
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TS 100: Pinky in the Stink - 100th EPISODE SPECIAL from 2016-06-09T04:51:35
This week is our 100th episode anniversary! We listen to some quotes from past episodes, have some celebrity guest callers, react to our first ever episode of the podcast, and read some messages fr...
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TS 099: The Gorilla Experts from 2016-06-02T17:05:47
This week we talk about Katy Perry’s Twitter being hacked, what each state googles, shooting gorillas, the origins of corned beef, Victoria Beckham’s hip-hop album, and Overwatch! Donate via Patre...
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TS 098: Human Meat Pizza from 2016-05-26T16:15:39
This week we talk about our sexiest underwear, snooping through our boyfriends’ stuff, Britney Spears, human meat pizzas, and our first date tips! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and t...
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TS 097: It’s Like Humping A Halloween Decoration from 2016-05-19T06:54:53
This week we talk about taking photos during sex, who our Civil War teams would be, bisexuality, Bernie Sanders, sex reality shows, and the Drag Race finale! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast...
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TS 096: Finger Lickin’ Good from 2016-05-12T20:54:56
This week we talk about chicken-flavored nail polish, the Power Rangers reboot, otherkins, Azealia Banks drama, Pokemon and Overwatch, and the current state of YouTube. Donate via Patreon to keep ...
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TS 095: This Is A Story About A Bird Named Becky from 2016-05-05T19:55:17
This week we talk about a bird named Becky, sex dolls falling from the sky, fingerprint security, the fall of Ted Cruz, gay representation in the media, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreo...
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TS 094: Check Your Toilet Privilege from 2016-04-28T21:44:36
This week we talk about the upcoming Ted Cruz sex tape, gaming PCs, our Drag Race update, Beyonce and Kelly Ripa drama, password security, and pooping in public. Donate via Patreon to keep the pod...
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TS 093: Pro-Dildo, Not Pro-Choice from 2016-04-21T07:52:54
This week we talk about Ted Cruz’s dildo policies, marrying inanimate objects, wanting kids, our Drag Race update, the battle of streaming platforms, and Town of Salem. Donate via Patreon to keep ...
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TS 092: #Triggered from 2016-04-14T21:38:11
This week we talk about VR porn, Britney’s new album, super fun political stuff, public shaming, Rachel Dolezal, and our Drag Race update! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain ...
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TS 091: Miitomo, Perfume, and Embarrassing Moments from 2016-04-07T18:15
This week we talk about the new Miitomo app, embarrassing moments, Uffie, Microsoft’s racist chatbot, our Drag Race update, and Perfume! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain ac...
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TS 090: Grindr for Grandfathers from 2016-03-24T20:07:09
This week we talk about Sarah Palin being a judge, Instagram’s new algorithm, virtual reality, Meghan Trainor’s new single, Grindr for Grandfathers, and our Drag Race update. Donate via Patreon to...
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TS 089: She’s Definitely Caitlyn from 2016-03-17T20:01:45
This week we talk about J-pop, abortion rights for men, RuPaul’s Drag Race, Timehop, eating weird things, and Caitlyn Jenner. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exc...
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TS 088: Drugs, Nudes, and LSD from 2016-03-10T06:27:13
This week we talk about Maria Sharapova’s drug announcement, Kim Kardashian’s nude selfie, LSD microdosing, RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 8, childhood sports, and tastebuds in our buttholes. Donate vi...
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TS 087: Cooking With Orajel from 2016-03-03T06:59:52
This week we talk about Kylie Jenner vs. Kylie Minogue, looks being related to intelligence, being addicted to Orajel, Nintendo NX, Pokemon games old and new, and if Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey. ...
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TS 086: Stick That In Your Bloomin’ Onion from 2016-02-25T18:53:48
This week we talk about government and data privacy, life in different countries, the X-Files, having sex with ourselves, Deadpool, and our ideal Big Brother house. Donate via Patreon to keep the ...
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TS 085: ANGRY WHITE PEOPLE from 2016-02-18T17:42:41
This week we talk about living in a hotel, real life horror games, the Grammys, Perfume, being lonely on Valentine’s Day, and angry white people. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and t...
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TS 084: Breakin’ Shit from 2016-02-11T09:51:41
This week we talk about Super Bowl conspiracies, video game worlds, our personal aesthetics, Hail Caesar, monthly box subscriptions, and breaking electronicsDonate via Patreon to keep the podcast g...
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TS 083: The Reactioning from 2016-02-04T18:40:48
This week we talk about the new Tomb Raider game, what our gem fusion would look like, the Fine Bros fiasco, Grimes, and Sam gives his Celebrity Big Brother update. Donate via Patreon to keep the ...
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TS 082: Let’s Talk About Furries from 2016-01-28T10:49:12
This week we talk about furries, Donald Trump smut, body hair, deactivating Facebook accounts, and Chelsea Handler doing drugs. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to e...
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TS 081: Making Out With Corpses from 2016-01-21T18:55:58
This week we talk about how our voices influence our mood, our dream jobs, the latest person the Internet is witch hunting, Sarah Palin endorsing Trump, Pokemon, and pimple popping. Donate via Pat...
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TS 080: Gay People Are Stupid from 2016-01-14T08:45
This week we talk about the new Tomb Raider game, high school reunions, the Golden Globes, Making a Murderer, famous birthdays, and Sam's Big Brother update! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast...
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TS 079: Have You TRAINED YOUR BRAIN? from 2016-01-07T21:43
This week we talk about training our brains, surprise dildos, Twitter’s character limit, Celebrity Big Brother UK, gay dating apps, and Hitler! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to ...
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TS 078: Our Favorite Things Of 2015 from 2015-12-31T06:56:26
This week we talk about our favorite things of 2015 including our favorite music, movies, games, memories, and more! Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain access to exclusive co...
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TS 077: Where Babies Come From from 2015-12-17T02:51:26
This week Barbara Robertson stops by to offer some Holiday tips. We also talk about finding boyfriends in prison, Sam feeling 22, our ultimate turnoffs, going into space with Lady Gaga, and where w...
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TS 076: Putting the “FUN” in FUNERAL from 2015-12-10T03:31:55
This week we talk about believing in Santa, dining and dashing, Kim Kardashian’s new baby, Guitar Hero band names, J-Pop news, and putting the “fun” in funeral! Donate via Patreon to keep the podc...
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TS 075: Paying For A Boyfriend from 2015-12-03T06:53:43
This week we talk about paying boys to care about you, Star Wars conspiracy theories, our favorite Christmas songs, Kylie Jenner, our wedding centerpieces, and dropping babies. Donate via Patreon ...
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TS 074: Eating Donald Trump from 2015-11-26T03:49:40
This week we give our professional opinions of Adele’s new album. We also discuss Thanksgiving traditions, eating celebrities, catfishing, old computer games, and DRAMA with the Mr. Ugly pageant. ...
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TS 073: Our Exclusive Adele “Interview” from 2015-11-19T16:08:19
This week we have an exclusive interview with Adele about her new album, Sam and I discuss getting lobotomies, our earliest memories, Shia LaBeouf’s art, and Sam’s new pimp-mobile. Donate via Patr...
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TS 072: Being Fisted by the Hulk from 2015-11-12T03:34:24
This week we answer LOADS of your “Would you rather…?” questions and discuss being conjoined twins, eating the same foods forever, being fisted by the Hulk, our thoughts on YouTube challenges, and ...
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TS 071: Self-Worth and Social Media from 2015-11-05T08:24:37
This week we talk about Twitter’s new “like” feature, self-worth being linked to social media, being sneaky with Snapchat, how we got our online usernames, and what’s underneath Joe’s cap. Donate ...
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TS 070: Your Fave Is Problematic from 2015-10-29T06:44:16
Happy Halloween! This week we chat about being haunted by penises, sleeping on the floor, being the gay version of a cougar, lesbian communes, who our problematic faves are, and Sam’s new lube. Do...
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TS 069: I am SUCH a Trendsetter from 2015-10-22T07:21:20
This week we talk about phone scammers, aliens and reincarnation, YouTube comments, Sam’s first live radio broadcast, Amy Schumer’s stand-up, How to Get Away With Murder, and sending us pictures of...
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TS 068: How Many Ugly People Equals One Matt Damon? from 2015-10-15T15:16:13
This week we talk about scary games to play when you’re alone, North Korea, our height requirements with boys, how many ugly people equals one Matt Damon, Skyping with the dead, and what you should...
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TS 067: Conspiracy Theory: AVRIL LAVIGNE IS DEAD?? from 2015-10-08T05:26:44
This week we talk about several conspiracy theories including the theory that Avril Lavigne actually died in 2004. We also talk about me hooking up with a Brazilian, the Peeple app, Taeyeon’s solo ...
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TS 066: Is That A Penis? from 2015-10-01T07:32:29
This week we talk about unwanted dick pics, the Pope’s new album, not liking kids, the perfect recipe for sending nudes, credit cards, and an update on Sam's Grindr boys. Donate via Patreon to keep...
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TS 065: I’d Let Zac Efron Ruin Me from 2015-09-24T08:34:38
This week we talk about name origins, jelly versus jam, celebrities we would bang, the Republican debates, Emmy Awards, and piercings and what they mean. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast goi...
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TS 064: Please Talk To My Personal Assistant from 2015-09-17T22:08:09
This week we talk about our dream cars, having personal assistants, wearing hats, things we wish we’d invented, Kris and Caitlyn Jenner, and our new music finally being out. Donate via Patreon to ...
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TS 063: GTA Boyfriends&Pushing Our Buttons from 2015-09-10T02:23:51
This week we give some amazingly sophisticated movie reviews, discuss getting boyfriends in Grand Theft Auto Online, things that push our buttons, Super Mario Maker, preview one of our new songs, a...
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TS 062: VMA DRAMA!! from 2015-09-03T05:45:47
This week we dish on all the VMA drama, including Miley Cyrus’ new album, Nicki Minaj’s performance, and Kanye West running for president. We also preview our upcoming music, reveal our new artist ...
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TS 061: A Cup of Fresh Air from 2015-08-27T01:24:29
This week we talk about Sam’s penis drama, Joe’s change of heart about Snapchat, other podcasts we listen to, public encounters with people online, our worst airplane fears, and fictionalcharacters...
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TS 060: Planning Our Own Funerals from 2015-08-20T16:55:37
This week we talk about planning our own funerals, living different lives, Sam’s claim to Internet fame, Rick and Morty, nude oil paintings, and horses. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast goin...
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TS 059: Our Best Body Parts from 2015-08-13T03:01:11
This week we talk about our favorite and ideal social networks, Sims 4 voodoo, the Wonder Girls comeback, how we can’t spell or do math, our best body parts, and how we’d like to die like Lara Crof...
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TS 058: I’M EDGING from 2015-08-06T20:00:11
This week we talk about extensions, music we’re embarrassed to listen to, getting caught lying, our favorite movies, Smash Bros characters, and what we would change our names to Donate via Patreon...
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TS 057: Man Buns? Yes or No? from 2015-07-30T04:03:33
This week we talk about Snapchat, man buns, creepy animatronics, how much we love cursing, Super Mario Maker, and impersonating FBI Agents. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going and to gain...
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TS 056: Do You Wear Padded Underwear? from 2015-07-23T17:21:59
This week we talk about moving on from friends, padded underwear, actually being sleepless in Seattle, Pluto, Steven Universe, and conspiracy theories. Donate via Patreon to keep the podcast going...
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TS 055: Our Favorite Porn from 2015-07-16T01:25:21
This week we talk about our favorite porn, people breaking into our houses, traveling alone, cellphone cameras in space, how disgusting we are when we’re alone, and what song Sam would listen to fo...
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TS 054: WHAT IF WE’D NEVER MET?? from 2015-07-08T23:46:16
This week we talk about carrier pigeons being extinct, what apps we have on our phones, new music we’ve been working on, staying cool in the summer, what we’d be doing if we’d never met, and ways y...
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TS 053: Ghost Towns, Ghibli, and Bears from 2015-06-26T05:35:37
This week we talk about working retail, confederate flag controversy, ghost towns, Studio Ghibli, tipping Uber drivers, and getting eaten by bears.
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TS 052: Frats Boys and E3 Video Game Talk from 2015-06-18T16:38:35
This week we talk about spying on neighbors, frat boys being crazy, new Hilary Duff music, cosplay, E3 and our opinions on new video games, and sticking balls between your legs.
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TS 051: “You Ever Do Any Modelin’?” from 2015-06-11T21:45:38
This week we talk about hot frat guys, being sexually harassed at the bus stop, being stranded without cell service, sexiest accents, and what our last meal would be.
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TS 050: Joe’s Furry Blue Tumor from 2015-06-04T05:05:46
This week we talk about new apartments and jobs, S&M, Sam being a bridesmaid, Gay Pride, dying in college, and we describe pictures of corn dogs.
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TS 049: LIVE! ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL! WE ARE TOGETHER! HI! from 2015-05-21T03:48:10
This week we talk about what we’ve been up to in Seattle, Hilary Duff’s new music video, creepy online stuff, our Internet history, favorite childhood toys, and Quentin Tarantino licking our feet?
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TS 048: School Dances and Sleepovers from 2015-05-15T02:22:48
This week we talk about school dances, sports we played, famous people we’ve met, rice, sleepovers, and what it would be like if Sam ran a nightclub.
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TS 047: Alien Beejays and Lots of Video Game Talk from 2015-05-07T23:21:50
This week we have a debate about indie versus big game developers, talk about Britney’s new song, first crushes, our laugh, what time we’d want to live in, and what gets our rocks off.
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TS 046: Being An Introvert, Landlords,&Bruce Jenner from 2015-04-30T19:33:51
This week we talk about laser hair removal, the Lizzie McGuire Movie being on Netflix, landlords, being introverted, and we discuss the Bruce Jenner interview.
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TS 045: This Is Going NOWHERE from 2015-04-23T19:04:38
This week we talk about struggling to reject dates, putting horse oil on your face, Drag Race, reincarnation, and what we want to see in the future!
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TS 044: THIS HAMBURGER IS GOOD from 2015-04-16T05:46:56
This week we have a competition to see who has the deepest voice, we talk about buying cucumbers at Walmart, SNSD’s new single, college advice, Girl Scout Cookies, and if we would take a bullet for...
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TS 043: Since You’ve Been Gone (by Kelly Clarkson but not really) from 2015-04-09T03:57:13
This week we talk about what we’ve been up to over our week off, the new Hilary Duff song, dating apps, ancestry, sex in Amsterdam, and food poisoning in Disneyland!
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TS 042: How Well Do You Know Your Drag Terms? from 2015-03-26T21:16:05
This week Sam gives Joe a quiz on drag terms. We also talk about celebrity close-ups, what horror movie situations we’d like to be in, read a sexy new fanfic about us, discuss cremating Sam’s dead ...
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TS 041: What Are You Afraid Of? from 2015-03-19T05:20:04
This week we talk about K-Pop and J-Pop, the art of creating Sims, what we’re afraid of, give an update on new music we’re working on, TV Shows we’re into, and vibrators!
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TS 040: I Was UNFRIENDED?? from 2015-03-12T17:09:59
This week we talk about ice cream in winter, give awful advice to teens, discuss friends unfriending you online, snorting ashes, Perfume, and new fan-fiction about us! YOU’RE NO MARGARET CHAN.
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TS 039: Fifty Shades of Waluigi from 2015-03-05T06:24:57
This week we discuss our TOP TEN NINTENDO PENISES. We also talk about music, Drag Race, and we read some of your tweets about peeing in the sink.
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TS 038: Let’s Share Barf Stories from 2015-02-26T04:57:34
This week we talk about crazy barking dogs, hot teachers, yummy foods and barfy foods, our ideal Smash Brothers characters, chickenpox, and peeing in weird places.
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TS 037: Hot Cop Ganondorf Stripping? Yes Please. from 2015-02-20T00:14:55
This week we talked about classic movies and tv shows, K-dramas, threesomes, and games being made into movies, and Ganondorf as a stripper
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TS 036: What The Hell Are Truffles Anyway? from 2015-02-12T15:18:15
This week we talked about new carpet, the New Nintendo 3DS, Joe not being a vegetarian anymore, vibrators, spring cleaning, and the Grammys.
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TS 035: Muppets and ASMR from 2015-02-05T16:01:38
This week we talk about ASMR, Muppets and old TV shows, corrections, video game movies, and we answer a question about sex with John Travolta!
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TS 034: Shirley Temple is DEAD?? from 2015-01-29T20:01:34
This week we talk about selling body parts, hippies, The Hills, our best and worst dates, Bjork’s new album, and the ghost of Shirley Temple.
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TS 033: When Sonic&Knuckles Met Sam&Joe from 2015-01-22T08:42:44
This week we talk about mysterious video game characters, music industry scandals, Celebrity Big Brother, and we do a reading of a yaoi that a fan wrote involving us.
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TS 032: Switching Bodies and Pleasing Your Man from 2015-01-15T07:34:15
This week we talk about Jamie Lynn Spears being a ninja, switching bodies Freaky Friday-style, credible chapstick recommendations, moonshine experiences, and pleasing your man.
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TS 031: Porn&Resolutions&Porn from 2015-01-08T09:59:29
This week we talk about new years resolutions, yaoi and our internet search history, Japanology, Joe’s colon, and whether or not we’re actually all dead!
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TS 030: The Best Things of 2014 from 2015-01-01T09:30:45
Sam&Joe talk about their favorite things about 2014. Books, music, movies, video games, and more! (Sam was on location this week so please excuse the audio!)
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TS 029: Holidays with Homos from 2014-12-25T04:44:54
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week we talk about holiday family traditions and our favorite gifts we've ever given and received. Jingle Bell sfx courtesy of 'juskiddink' on freesound.org via CC BY 3.0
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TS 028: Igloo Australia from 2014-12-18T18:56:23
This week we talk about a holiday vibrator miracle, slushies, Igloo Australia, music, and Sam’s 21st birthday!
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TS 027: Broken Vibrators, Broken Dreams from 2014-12-11T19:45:30
Sam and Joe chat about video games they've been playing, broken vibrators, book scandals, and Sigourney Weaver’s shaved head in the third Alien movie.
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TS 026: Cooking Disasters&Finals Week from 2014-12-04T17:45:28
Sam and Joe chat about Star Trek, Scarlett Johannson’s wedding in Montana, their cooking disasters, the Amish, and dish out some fabulous advice for finals week.
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TS 025: Drinking with Family Members (A Thanksgiving Special) from 2014-11-27T17:15:08
This week we talk about Thanksgiving, the new Pokemon game for 3DS, and drunk family members.
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TS 024: Oscar the Grouch Porn? from 2014-11-20T11:01:29
TS 024: Oscar the Grouch Porn? by Sam Antonioli&Joseph Birdsong
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TS 023: Joe Sends Nudes To Sam from 2014-11-13T08:48:51
This week we talk about Singles Day, Chinese knockoffs, J-Pop news, and nudes!
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TS 022: Lobotomies and Moon Face Emoji from 2014-11-06T18:40:32
This week we talk about emojis, Taylor Swift’s new album and other music we're into, video games, lobotomies, zombies, and sex with Bill Murray.
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TS 021: The Spoopiest Episode Ever from 2014-10-30T06:36:09
This week, we chat about ghostly encounters we’ve had, our favorite scary movies, and Halloween costumes from the past. And also which video game characters we’d f***. Oh, and here is Joe’s Peter P...
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TS 020: Get In My Bed, Boogeyman from 2014-10-23T19:59:15
Sam&Joe talk about Chinese knock-offs, eyelids, the Happy Birthday song, and the Boogeyman!
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TS 019: Fire-Breathing Lady Bits from 2014-10-16T05:22:27
FLAMING VAGOONAS. SORRY WE ALWAYS SAY OFFENSIVE THINGS.
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TS 018: RIP Jessica from 2014-10-02T04:40:29
Sam&Joe chat about Jessica leaving Girls’ Generation, Bison, Hilary Duff, and how crack is wack.
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TS 017: Let’s Have a Chat About Internet Comments from 2014-09-25T11:07:09
Sam&Joe talk about twitter, comments, the new iPhone, and looking dead in pictures.
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TS 016: NOSTALGIA from 2014-09-18T04:10:27
Sam&Joe chat about childhood nostalgia, brain training apps, and answer your questions!
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TS 015: We Are So F***ing Gay from 2014-09-11T04:16:42
Sam&Joe chat about dead bodies in ditches, PAX Prime, video games, and how gay they are.
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TS 014: Are You Washed in the Blood? from 2014-08-28T07:57:16
Sam&Joe chat about their experiences with religion growing up, mobile games, and probably say some offensive things as usual.
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TS 013: Joe Has A Third Nipple from 2014-08-21T07:37:23
Joe has a third nipple. You needed to know. Also, we now have a phone number! Give us suggestions for future "Would You Rather" episodes by calling us at (516) 500-SHOW
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TS 012: Would You Rather…? Part Two from 2014-08-14T02:29:29
Sam&Joe decide whether they want to sleep with the Burger King guy or Ronald McDonald...
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TS 011: Nicole Richie, Babies, and Corpses from 2014-08-07T00:53:07
Sam&Joe talk about Wal-Mart, hush puppies, Nicole Richie’s new TV show, and corpses.
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TS 010: Psychics, Shopping Addictions, and Dysentery from 2014-07-31T19:15:13
Sam&Joe chat about psychics, Hilary Duff’s new music, online shopping addictions, and dying of dysentery.
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TS 009: Let’s Talk About Bestiality from 2014-07-24T03:33:25
Sam&Joe talk about life in the city, say some sexual innuendos, and look up bestiality laws online.
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TS 008: Ouija Boards and Horror Games from 2014-07-17T19:58:51
Sam&Joe talk about scary experiences with ouija boards and horror games, music blogs, old people, and cigarettes.
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TS 007: The Internet Has Ruined Everything from 2014-07-10T05:31:51
Sam&Joe chat about their favorite apps, games, weird regional foods, new J-pop music, and how the Internet has ruined everything.
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TS 006: How to Drown Your Kids from 2014-06-26T03:10:54
J-pop news, drowning kids, body parts, and accepting your inner trash.
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TS 005: Raidin’ Tombs and Makin’ Tunes from 2014-06-19T04:03:57
Sam&Joe talk smashin’ bros, raidin’ tombs, makin’ tunes, and play a sample of one of their new songs.
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TS 004: Please Don't Sue Us from 2014-06-12T17:19:32
Tomodachi Life, E3 predictions, life cross-roads, death, reincarnation, and Gwyneth Paltrow!
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TS 003: Social Anxiety and Ponytails from 2014-05-29T04:22:36
Moving, self-driving cars, family anxiety, K-pop legs, and J-pop ponytails. What else is there to life?
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TS 002: Kawaii Skunk Fetish from 2014-05-22T13:46:29
This week, Sam&Joe delve into kawaii J-pop musicians, Lindsay and Beyonce gossip, gay video games, the winner of Eurovision 2014, and dead skunks. The usual.
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TS 001: Would you rather…? from 2014-05-15T03:58:19
Sam and Joe introduce themselves by revealing some interesting facts about their lives, including Sam’s surprising dirt bike passion and how Joe loves buying useless crap online. They also play a t...
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Introducing The Show from 2014-04-24T21:34:59
A totes casual podcast in which Sam Antonioli and Joseph Birdsong talk about entertainment, tech, weird news, music, and life. Coming to you every Thursday starting May 15, 2014!
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