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SKP Ep. 69 “Cory’s Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Week” or “To Blow Little Ducks” from 2015-01-31T21:00:49
This week Doc, being the handsome prince that he is, listens patiently and supportively as Cory vents about his terribly...
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SKP Ep. 68 “The Kids Who Kicked the Tumblr’s Nest” or “It’s Just Jokes” from 2015-01-17T21:00:45
This week the kids answer a listener email about gripes they might have. After talking about people who customize their...
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SKP Ep. 67 “Where’s The Peanut Butter?” or “Isn’t She The Dishwasher?” from 2015-01-10T21:00:56
This week the boys talk about Cory’s stupid naked face, a homeless woman that banged a dog, and a sexist list...
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SKP Ep. 66 “2014 In Review” or “The Listisode” from 2014-12-27T21:00:54
This week Doc and Cory talk about the best and worst of 2014: tv shows, music, movies, and video games. This download...
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SKP Ep. 65 “The Hoax with the Moax” or “Gawker Shocker” from 2014-12-20T21:00:41
This week Doc and Cory talk about Beetlejuice 2, why Gawker sucks ass, the Top 11 Hoaxes for 2014, and...
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SKP Ep. 64 “It’s All About Shy Kids Supershow” or “Part 2” from 2014-12-15T05:00:46
This is Part 2 of a joint-show we did with Hollz & Rorschach from “It’s All About Me”. You can download...
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SKP Ep. 63 “Grimace the Baptist” or “A Pun to Chill For” from 2014-12-08T05:00:46
This week is Cory’s birthday and the boys discuss a terrible crowdfunding campaign, Britain’s banned porno sex acts, and Mr....
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SKP Ep. 62 “Because Living” or “Yes All Penguins” from 2014-11-24T05:00:41
This week the boys discuss Antarctic sex crimes, terrible ideas for sequels that actually exist, and two celebrity siblings who...
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SKP Ep. 61 “And On That Note” or “Vocal Confrontation” from 2014-11-17T05:20:16
Cory and Doc have been fighting (hence the two weeks with no new episodes) and they finally get back together...
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SKP Ep. 60 “Super Ninja Turtle Bros” or “The Amityville Hustlers” from 2014-10-27T04:00:19
Back from their one-episode hiatus, the boys briefly discuss last week’s fill-in hosts before diving into listener emails. Doc talks...
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SKP Ep. 59 “The Sick Kids” or “Butch and Burst in the Morning” from 2014-10-20T06:22:53
Cory and Doc were sick this week, so they asked local shock jocks, Butch and Burst, to fill in for...
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SKP Ep. 58 “Dry Bob, New Style” or “Shrug Life” from 2014-10-13T05:11
Doc and Cory welcome guest co-host, Quinton Brown, as they talk about embarrassing mothers, TV pastor pedophiles, prostitutes from the...
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SKP Ep. 57 “Oscar The Douche” or “Saturday Mourning Cartoons” from 2014-10-06T04:00:36
The boys start off talking about douche bags that live in dumpsters and douche bags that rage against machines. Then...
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SKP Ep. 56 “An Unfortunate Announcement” or “What Happens Now?” from 2014-09-29T06:08:01
This week the boys share some sad news and discuss the future of the show. Hear them try their damndest...
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SKP Ep. 55 “Dean and Doc’s Nice Dreams” or “Cory Is A Weirdo” from 2014-09-15T05:30:58
Have you ever had lucid, recurring, or super vivid dreams? Dean gets screamed at by fuzzy people, Doc visits his...
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SKP Ep. 54 “Because I’m Fappy” or “Dean’s Not Here, Man” from 2014-09-08T06:00:31
When the Dean is away the Shy Kids will play. Doc and Cory talk about the Fappening and Taylor Swift’s...
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SKP Ep. 53 “Super Zeroes” or “Butch and Burst” from 2014-09-01T07:05:56
When their guest cancels at the last minute, the boys attempt to recover by talking about what super powers they’d...
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SKP Ep. 52 “Game Boys” or “Awww… guest” from 2014-08-25T06:46:03
Video game tester and Cory’s cousin Trent comes into the studio for a chat about games and stays for the...
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SKP Ep. 51 “The Live Kids” or “Year One” from 2014-08-18T05:31
The Shy Kids are live! The boys celebrate a year of awkwardness by awkwardly setting up a live stream and...
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SKP Ep. 50 “State of the Podcast” or “Creepy Pesto” from 2014-08-11T06:53:17
Have you ever had anything creepy happen to you? Cory makes a sad announcement concerning our recording equipment, leading to...
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SKP Ep. 49 “Daddy Issues” or “God Jail” from 2014-08-04T06:32:27
When did you first realize your parents weren’t perfect? After Cory’s parents invite some of the wrong people into their...
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SKP Ep. 48 “Rule 63” or “Docky Drinks” from 2014-07-21T06:14:18
The boys have a broad discussion about dames in the media. What starts as a fun exercise in gender-swapping tangents...
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SKP Ep. 47 “Totes Stupid” or “The Voice of Ash” from 2014-07-14T14:23:57
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard? In discussing dummies they’ve encountered. Doc brings up the recent firing of Anthony...
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SKP Ep. 46 “Trangents” or “Last Bleep with John Oliver” from 2014-06-30T04:00:20
The boys speak to special guest Rafi, a transgender woman Doc and Cory went to high school with. In a...
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SKP Ep. 45 “Mailbag Day” or “T for Tuffino” from 2014-06-23T14:46:55
The boys open the electronic mailbag and dive into the twitterverse to answer some fan questions. Topics such as Slenderman,...
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SKP Ep. 44 “Punch Ups” or “Gary Busey’s Day Off” from 2014-06-16T06:27:39
The boys take some beloved franchises and kick them up a notch. Unnecessary twincest, superheroes that fear for their own...
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SKP Ep. 43 “Real Genius” or “Don’t Take Your Guns to Town” from 2014-06-09T04:00:33
Have you ever done anything stupid as a kid? After a somewhat serious discussion of the Santa Barbara shooting, the...
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SKP Ep. 42 “Big and Tall” or “Glowstick” from 2014-06-02T06:00:55
Have you ever been in an embarrassing situation? Cory pisses of his neighbors by pissing on a snowman, Doc tells...
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SKP Ep. 41 “An Ounce of Pretention” or “The Itty Bitty Tid-Bitty Committee” from 2014-05-19T06:40:28
The boys offer some advice to a young listener, making a great transition into what makes them pretentious. Anglophilia, NPRonunciation,...
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SKP Ep. 40 “Sharctank” or “Around the Corner” from 2014-05-12T04:01:04
Special Guests Tim and Dane from sharctank.com What’s the worst job you’ve had? The boys and guests discuss dirty jobs,...
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SKP Ep. 39 “The Uncle We Share” or “Bore Like Radio” from 2014-05-05T04:04:28
Who would be on your personal Mount Rushmore? The boys gush about the four people that made each of them...
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SKP Ep. 38 “The GIF That Keeps on Giving” or “Better Call Cancer” from 2014-04-28T04:01:09
Can you get mad at someone for being nice? The boys air their petty annoyances with well-meaning yet obnoxious coworkers,...
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SKP Ep. 37 “Liars Briggs” or “Psycho Butter” from 2014-04-23T07:01:27
The boys reduce their highly complex collection of beliefs and behavior nuances to a four-letter label by taking the Meyers-Briggs...
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SKP Ep. 36 “Purity Ball Z” or “My Lovely Baby Bumps” from 2014-04-16T08:45:09
Have you ever been bothered by something everyone else likes? The boys respond to some emails and tackle the pressing issues...
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SKP Ep. 35 “Super Heroine” or “Clown Collage” from 2014-04-09T07:35:25
Special guest and fetish model Cali Logan (@MsCaliLogan) joins the kids today as they discuss various fetishes and times when...
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SKP Ep. 34 “The Lost Episode” or “Laban o Bawi” from 2014-04-02T07:01:40
Before Nerdagories, before topics, and before audio fidelity, there was the pilot episode of the Shy Kids that until now...
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SKP Ep. 33 “The Girl Who Waited” or “Speaking of Porn” from 2014-03-26T07:01:20
Have you ever been caught in a situation that wasn’t what it looked like? After Doc’s babysitting gig turns into...
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SKP Ep. 32 “Time is a River” or “Michelangelo’s Mad Dog David” from 2014-03-19T07:01:44
In a more intellectual episode, the boys employ their high school history education to ask the important questions: Were cave...
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SKP Ep. 31 “Bleeped Lines” or “Square-Teenix” from 2014-03-12T07:01:52
Have you ever lost your temper growing up? The boys get in touch with their anger as Dean attacks a...
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SKP Ep. 30 “Man in the Mirror” or “Go Fic Yourself” from 2014-03-05T09:05
Have you ever written fan-fiction? The boys put on their writer’s caps (and the rest of their fur suits) to...
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SKP Ep. 29 “Phenomenal Cosmic Powers” or “Who Heavy” from 2014-02-26T09:00:39
If you had three wishes, what would they be? The boys give their magic lamps a rub, and like Robin...
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SKP Ep. 28 “First Guest of the Galaxy” or “Doc’s Replacement” from 2014-02-19T08:01:57
Special guest Lola Binkerd (@unwinnona), from the awesome web series “Sweethearts of the Galaxy”, joins Cory and Dean today as...
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SKP Ep. 27 “The Day Without a Dean” or “Shunigatsu Mahime” from 2014-02-12T08:01:08
Dean gets taken down by a bowl of Baja Not-so-Fresh, and Doc uses his previously unknown spirit medium powers to...
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SKP Ep. 26 “Jacket” or “Stepcester” from 2014-02-05T08:09:44
Have you ever had awkward moments with your family? Cory’s caught whacking his yakko (and dot), Dean keeps up on...
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SKP Ep. 25 “Doc Loves Movies” or “Nerd Blasphemy” from 2014-01-29T08:00:56
Have you ever wanted to recast a classic movie? Tired of how Hollywood has run out of ideas, the boys...
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SKP Ep. 24 “Feminine Aside” or “Not Tim and Eric” from 2014-01-22T09:00:57
Do you have traits not normally associated with your gender? After introducing the public access phenomena that is Hot Tracks,...
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SKP Ep. 23 “The Shy Kids: Reloaded” or “Rip Torn Tinkle” from 2014-01-15T08:01:01
The Shy Kids are back for 2014, and reveal some painful memories. Cory hurts himself in a 0-mile-per-hour collision, Dean...
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SKP Ep. 22 “List Action Zero” or “Happy Dew Year” from 2014-01-08T08:15:32
The boys go around the room and list their favorite shit from 2013. Doc mainstreams it up with his mindless...
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Bonusode 02 “Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny” from 2013-12-25T08:01:45
Alone on Christmas? Again? Spend Christmas with The Shy Kids instead. This Year our gift to you is one of...
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SKP Ep. 21 “The Indigo Child” or “Debutante Balls” from 2013-12-18T10:30:27
Have you ever made a bad first impression? Doc gets sleepy at work and momentarily lets out his dark passenger,...
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SKP Ep. 20 “Bad Boys III” or “Baby Boy is Magic” from 2013-12-11T08:25:49
Have you ever gotten away with something terrible? After Cory teaches his son the art of boosting Disney stores, Dean...
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SKP Ep. 19 “Don’t Fear the Creeper” or “Doc’s Magic Video Van” from 2013-12-04T08:20:13
Have you ever done something seemingly normal, but found out later you were being creepy? Cory’s Fu Manpube facial hair...
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SKP Ep. 18 “Fan Diction” or “Forever Traumatized” from 2013-11-27T08:01:25
The boys clean up their inbox, and after enhancing their girth and emailing their passwords to Amazon, they respond to...
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SKP Ep. 17 “Viva Doc Vegas” or “John Ritter’s Gotta Go” from 2013-11-20T08:22:37
Have you ever had a movie ruined for you by plotholes or overused tropes? Doc bravely questions the validity of...
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SKP Ep. 16 “Trivial Fursuit” or “Hypersexy Trans Fur Protocol” from 2013-11-13T08:02:28
The boys respond to a listener critical of their derision of furries. In the spirit of tolerance, the Shy Kids...
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SKP Ep. 15 “We Got Mail” or “LoonerParty.biz” from 2013-11-06T10:13:42
Have you ever had any questionable fantasies? The Kids get kinky as they answer an accusatory fan letter. Doc enjoys...
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SKP Ep. 14 “It’s the Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown!” or “Cowboy Corpus” from 2013-10-30T07:09:36
In the spirit of Halloween, the boys tell scary stories from their childhood and come to the conclusion that children...
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SKP Ep. 13 “The Gay Kids” or “Cory’s Curious” from 2013-10-23T07:10:52
We’re part of the nerd community, and one of the things we’re proud of is how accepting it is of...
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SKP Ep. 12 “Cory and the Zoo Crew!” or “RuPaul 2016” from 2013-10-16T09:00:27
It’s Wacky Wednesdays on the Internet, and you’re listening to Cory and The Dean Machine! We’ve got funnyman Doc Wheatley...
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SKP Ep. 11 “The Band’s Gonna Make It” or “We All Float Down Here” from 2013-10-09T07:01:19
Have you ever stayed in a relationship when you knew it was over? Cory (AKA Braggy McDickout) racks his brain...
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SKP Ep. 10 “Shart Week” or “Sh!tty Sh!tty Bang Bang” from 2013-10-02T07:01:46
Have you ever humiliated yourself in public? Break out the hand san as Doc reveals the origin story of why...
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SKP Ep. 09 “Lefty Loosey” or “This Never Happened” from 2013-09-25T07:01:53
Have you ever started recording a podcast without a topic? The boys see if they can get through an episode...
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SKP Ep. 08 “An Idiot, A Broad” or “White Men Can’t Talk” from 2013-09-18T07:01:58
Have you ever had a foot-in-mouth moment? Put your hand down Tarantino, not that kind. Doc drives over a conversation...
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SKP Ep. 07 “Spontaneous Rejections” or “15 Roses” from 2013-09-11T07:01:42
Have you ever been rejected before? The Shy Kids have, and instead of settling it like they’ve got some class,...
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SKP Ep. 06 “Of Mice and Manwhores” or “Check Out This Asshole” from 2013-09-04T07:01:07
***This episode contains content of a sexual nature. Listener discretion is advised. This means you, mom…and you, other family members....
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Bonusode 01 “Hating For Superman” or “Unscientific Rim” from 2013-08-30T07:01:18
The boys elaborate on their hate (elaborhate) for Man of Steel and Pacific Rim, just in time for them to...
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SKP Ep. 05 “Never Go Full TARDIS” or “The Sound and the Furries” from 2013-08-28T07:01:15
Have you ever been embarrassed about something that you used to enjoy? After a lengthy apology from Cory to the...
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SKP Ep. 04 “Just Between Bronies” or “Are You There God It’s Me, Wishbone” from 2013-08-20T23:31:06
Have you ever received unintentionally insulting advice? Dean opens up about his struggles with depression, and Doc and Cory mock...
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SKP Ep. 03 “The 900 Club” or “Now We’re Cooking with Jazz” from 2013-08-09T02:25:31
Do you ever experience awkward social situations? Dean comes to terms with his gender identity and breaks the silence on...
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SKP Ep. 02 “Game of Palindromes” or “Bill Murphy and the Tale of Two Kitties” from 2013-08-08T08:15:03
Have you ever hated something that everybody else seems to love? The Shy Kids break out their six-foot Snuggie to...
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SKP Ep. 01 “It Gets Better” or “Cory Hears a Whovian” from 2013-08-08T08:14:18
Have you ever liked something that other people don’t get? Dean nerds out about Japanese roleplaying games, Cory hates on...
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