Podcasts by The Stay At Home Order

Oops All Wizards - Candlekeep Mysteries pt. 2 from 2022-03-17T01:06:41

In this thrilling conclusion of Candlekeep Mysteries; can our adventurers solve this case? What is going on here? And Where's that creepy little girl?

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F@#k Around In Space And Find Out from 2022-02-15T23:39:24

Into the final frontier goes The Stay At Home Order as we take a one-shot at playing Lasers & Feelings by John Harper. Plans change as the captain has other plans for his ship and crew.

To The Bitter End from 2022-02-02T13:52:48

The Stay At Home Order becomes a twosome in this special one-shot episode playing To The Bitter End by Takuma Okada from The Ultimate Micro-RPG Book. Blade and Kyle play intrepid space bounty hu...

Office Heist 2 - Sticky Fingers Commercial Baked Goods from 2022-01-19T08:00:21

The Stay At Home Order is thriving again, and this time things are going to get sticky. Welcome to Sticky Fingers Commercial Baked Goods. Home of Aunty Mildred's Sticky Buns. With new medicated ...

Lock Stock and Poking Smot from 2022-01-05T23:49:18

The Stay At Home Order plays the game Fiasco in an ill-attempt at creating their own Guy Ritchie heist film? Will the guys get it all worked out, or is it just another mess to clean up?

The Frozen Mile from 2021-12-24T20:47:27

An invitation to the North pole falls into the laps of Ballraq and Astaroth. What excitement waits for them this holiday season?

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High Fantasy Knights - Hans Reigel and the Fudge Factory from 2021-12-09T00:07:08

In this universe, Halloween has just happened and Ballraq and Astaroth are out on their own as freelance adventurers. Will a message in a bottle lead them on a wild goose chase, or will they jus...

Honey Heist from 2021-11-25T01:48:31

This past April (2021), we took to HoneyCon to see if we could get a huge score. Join The Stay At Home Order in finding out why you should never trust a bear.

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Office Heist from 2021-11-24T21:43:42

In the vein of Office Space, Workaholics and The Office, The Stay At Home Order ventures into the corporate world with one thing in mind: steal the NesCafe machine straight out of the breakroom ...

Oops All Wizards from 2021-11-10T05:15:29

On April Fool's day 2021, Oops All Wizards was filmed in front of a live studio audience (on Twitch). Three incompetent Wizards enter a competition end up in way over their heads

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High Fantasy Vol 2. - Rest and Revenge from 2021-10-20T07:43:56

With Jonas back on his feet and the defeat of the blood thirsty vampires, are the God Buddies in the clear or can we just expect everyone to celebrate by getting High Fantasy

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High Fantasy Vol. 2 - Pixie Dusted from 2021-10-06T09:23:06

An altercation with a brood of vampires leaves a party member down and the rest of them in shock. Who will survive this night of fright, this week on High Fantasy.

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High Fantasy Vol. 2 - Path to the Pixies from 2021-09-22T11:16:27

With so many speed bumps in life, our heros find themselves slowed on the path to the queen of the pixies.

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High Fantasy Knights - Worm Women and Bad Decisions from 2021-09-08T23:26:08

As two ships passing in the night in very violent and odd circumstances. We first meet Astaroth, on the road putting everything he's got into becoming the best paladin he can. Enter Vasilius: a ...

Honey Heist (4/20/21) from 2021-08-24T23:16:29

This past April, we took to HoneyCon to see if we could get a huge score. Join The Stay At Home Order in finding out why you should never trust a bear.

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High Fantasy Vol. 2 - Uncommonly Good from 2021-08-11T21:38:37

The gang is brought to the kingdom of the high elves to meet the king, Beldroth Keebler.

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High Fantasy Vol. 2 - Keester a Pinner from 2021-07-28T20:33:58

Is Chadilius a new friend or just another disposable NPC? Will our heroes have to get their hands dirty? Where are we?

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High Fantasy Vol. 2 - Anger and Yogurt from 2021-07-14T07:21:15

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Will the gang track down their purloined package? Will they figure out where they are? Who's holding?

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High Fantasy Vol. 2 - Explicit Substances from 2021-06-30T07:28:51

Our heros are being persued. Carl helps them escape, but to where? And how do they get back on their quest?

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - The Fall of Flavortown from 2021-06-17T07:32:10

With Ramsey's henchmen taken care of, what does the party face next? Can the gang collect the next celestial strain or is all just another High Fantasy?

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - The Guy's Ganja Games from 2021-06-02T19:36:13

As the reality of Flavortown takes hold, will our heroes uncover what evil is cooking in this place, or is it all about the sandwiches? Find out this week on, High Fantasy.

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Garlic & Wasabi from 2021-05-19T07:40:47

We rejoin our heroes in search of sustenance; desperately in need of the fuel required to adventure on. 

Lucky for Astaroth, Vasilius, Ballraq, Jonas, Thenack, and Tauntaun, they ...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Cult of Flavorality from 2021-05-05T01:06:19

The gang, now reunited escapes the derelict tomb of Bazzon and tries to do something heroic for once. On Thenack’s suggestion, they back track down the Volomeire pass in search for the petrified...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Just Around The Riverbend from 2021-04-21T07:18:47

After the party finally recoups, they are presented with an interesting choice: do something a hero would do or portal right out of there.

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - The Healing Properties of Cannabis from 2021-04-07T07:22:54

Now balls deep inside Bazzon’s tomb, our fearless adventures find themselves before a puzzle involving one too many doors and not quite enough keystones…

After arguing the dangers of h...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Troubles In Bazzon's Tomb from 2021-03-24T07:38:55

Well fed, rested, and accompanied by new allies; Astaroth, Ballraq, Vasilius, and Jonas carry on down the Volomeire Pass toward the Tomb, anxious to put more distance between themselves and the ...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Dirk Hightower and the Treasure Hunters from 2021-03-10T07:54:24

After wary introductions, Astaroth, Ballraq, “Vasilius”, and Jonas carry on towards the tomb now loosely aligned with Dirk Hightower and his band of treasure hunters. 

Shortly aft...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Get On Your Knees And Heal Me from 2021-03-03T08:32:39

We rejoin our heroes having just located Jonas, lying unconscious on the floor of the cave surrounded by dragon eggs.

Brief arguments ensue and after convincing Vasilius of Jonas’s wor...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - You Meet In A Cavern from 2021-02-24T08:38:28

Our heroes, after emerging from the orange portal high as ever, find themselves standing in the plains before a mountain range, in a torrential downpour.

Despite Ballraq’s class, he’s ...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Cave Cover and Killing Kobolds from 2021-02-17T08:40:56

We rejoin our heroes finally reunited and now equipped with information imperative to furthering their quest for the God Bud. 

On the tails of confusion caused by Astaroth and Jon...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Just Todding Around from 2021-02-10T08:26:34

We rejoin our heroes, each engaged in solo missions:

Astaroth, currently incarcerated for his own clumsiness, is surprised to find a filth-covered Jonas unconscious in the adjacent cel...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - The Legend of the God Bud from 2021-02-03T01:46:19

After a comedy of rookie errors, our heroes awake face to face with an iconic inhabitant of the labyrinth. 

Todd The Minotaur turns out to be apretty sweet brotha...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - High Rollers and Dice Throwers from 2021-01-27T08:33:19

What kind of DM makes new players fight a mimic? The same kind that awakens ours heroes to the sound of massive cloven foot falls.

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Infected Sores and Soiled Drawers from 2021-01-20T09:43:56

The boys enter the labyrinth and learn the meaning of survival.

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Heal On A Biscuit from 2021-01-13T08:21:25

Tasked with returning the tavern owner's son to his home, do our heroes follow the boy through a mysterious portal?

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Settled Scores and Spirit Doors from 2021-01-06T08:41:09

Our heros find that the most dangerous thing in this mine isn't a bunch of goblins.

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Tavern Debts and Laying Hands from 2020-12-23T20:45:37

With no recollection of the events of last night, our heroes retrace their steps and somehow manage to find themselves face to face with danger. We might have gotten too High Fantasy.

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17 - Barbershop Farva from 2020-12-16T05:00:53

Happy Holidays everyone! This week, Santa might have put the boys on the naughty list, plus Blade struggles to keep the team focused while discussing a sacred Christmas tradition. Sip some nog a...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Two Dereks Don't Make A Right from 2020-12-02T09:46:33

Ballraq faces the repercussions of his decisions. Town guards come looking for survivors from the horrible events that had taken place. Astaroth makes new friends.

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Cottage in the Woods pt3. from 2020-11-25T00:40:15

Investigating further exposes some strange and nefarious plot. Are Ballraq and Astaroth capable of murder? Where have all the unicorns gone? This week on High Fantasy.

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16 - I'm The Hotstepper from 2020-11-18T02:11:21

Journey with us, won’t you, into the mind of the modern stoner. Know the stoner’s preferred facial hair; learn important weed names; use your naked thighs to “butt-dial” your friends at work. Mo...

High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Cottage in the Woods pt2. from 2020-11-11T16:25:18

This week, on High Fantasy: Ineptitude abounds! Join our heroes as they battle low-threat characters and slay entire families in the interest of self preservation. The journey stalls in another ...

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High Fantasy Vol. 1 - Cottage in the Woods from 2020-10-31T14:12:54

Happy Halloween everyone! We have a surprise episode for this spookiest of days where we let Bahamut take the wheel and get into a game of Dungeons & Dragons. Sit back while Astaroth (Derek)...

14 - I Don't Remember Eating Candy Corn from 2020-10-28T06:00:32

This week, on The Stay At Home Order, beaver candy unlocks Derek’s superpower, dogs go toe-to-toe with a hellish ghoul, and the guys find out Derek is trapped in a horror movie! Will he find a w...

13 - Possessions Is 9/10ths Of The Law from 2020-10-21T06:51:25

This week, on the show, the self-proclaimed Masters of Music from The Stay At Home Order bequeath unto you the most unholy mash-up of monstrous music to satisfy your insatiable thirst for bangin...

12 - Cabbage, Cabbage, Cabbage from 2020-10-14T06:00:48

This week we take a #spooky stroll down memory lane when we read some of our favorite childhood #ghoststories. There's so much #horseplay you won't know what to do with yourself.

9 - Electronical Signals from 2020-09-23T17:19:42

Join the guys on this week's new episode, now! Blade offers up some cannabis recommendations and talks about dangerous driving practices, Kyle might definitely be a Terminator, and Derek saves t...

8 - Have a Blockbuster Night from 2020-09-16T14:54:40

This week's episode is a healthy dose of wholesome family friendly fun! Kyle starts us out with proper mouthwash technique and oral hygiene tips. Then, the boys dive into nostalgia and reminise ...

7 - Stick To The List from 2020-09-09T07:36:50

The gang tries to keep things running smoothly by using a Google doc filled with shower thoughts. There's a new Battle Toads game, a recounting of truly endless breadsticks and we find out the t...

6 - Saturday Morning is Canceled (feat. Scott) from 2020-09-02T10:12:23

The Stay At Home Order invites a friend over to play. Our very first guest (Scott) preaches the importance of movie quotes in everyday life and we start down a long and treacherous road toward t...

5 - Blade: A Star is Porn from 2020-08-26T04:00:25

Derek has imagined quite an occupational change for Blade while derelict ice cream vans roam the streets. We keep it nice and tight this week on The Stay at Home Order.

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4 - Cray Cray for Tay Tay from 2020-08-19T12:00:23

This week's episode of #stayhompod will be a public service announcement covering the following: 

Amateur Professional Home Improvement, Being your best you, and not making an uh-...

from 2020-08-12T12:00:34

2 - Pony Tony: Skate Angel from 2020-08-05T15:00:43

KOMBAT boredom and get a little CHEESE-E with the guys as you ROLL into a new day. This week, on The Stay At Home Order.

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1 - Maverick from 2020-07-30T18:34:29

Can you really consider yourself American if you have never seen Top Gun in its entirety? Should you even be allowed to vote? We tackle the tough questions head on and with bi-planes. This week,...

from 2020-07-30T18:34:29