Podcasts by The The One Show Show

Episode 5.24 - The Puppysprayer, Hold Me Like A Prawn and Save The One Show One from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to pitch a new strand for The One Show. It...

Episode 4.18 - Broccoli Who, Show Us Your Instrument and At Number 1, It's Son Of A Paedo, from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The delightful Lucy Pinder and smashing Joel Morris join Jon to carefully guide The One Show down an abandoned lift shaft. It can only be....The The One Show Show!  

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Episode 4.11 - Live at the London Podcast Festival Part 1 from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The brilliant Fi Glover joins Jon, Marc and a sold-out audience for The The One Show Show the way it was never intended to be - live. Recorded at the London Podcast Festival on Friday, 6th Septem...

Episode 2.2 - Hot Tub Worm Machine, An Awful Child and MN8’s Hatfield Ring Theft from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The brilliant BBC broadcaster Sophie Law joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to bring The One Show a bright and breezy booting. This week: there's worms in a hot-tub, MN8 lose some jewellery, Peter Cr...

Episode 9: Super Mouth Womb, My Wife’s Nuclear Weapon and A Link About Bumming from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

The excellent actors and writers Dan Tetsell (on Twitter at @tetsell) and Nico Tatarowicz (@nicotatz) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes for this week's dank trudge through the last week of The One Sh...

Christmas Special (Pt 2): Beverley Knight Entices A Family Outside, Nonecdotes and Christmas Is Coming and So Is A Sheep from 2020-12-24T00:01

HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to serve The One Show up a delicious Christmas dinner of relentless criticism. And sprouts.

Christmas Special (Pt 1): David Walliams' Nazi Gorilla, Rain On Dark, Dark Tarmac and Ronan Keating's Artificial Piano from 2020-12-23T00:32:36

HAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to visit The One Show at Christmas, in the hope the police will prosecute The One Show for breaching T...

Episode 5.28 - Regrets of A Centenarian, Nicolas Wintoning and Alex's Non Prank Call from 2020-07-15T23:01

The utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc to see the One Show off on a well deserved cruise post-lockdown. On the Marie Celeste.

from 2020-07-14T23:01

The utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc for the final two-part autopsy on the rotting corpse of The One Show, which has been found desecrated round t...

Episode 5.26 - Sue Barker’s Tudor Pub, Brian May’s Bum and Let's Review Grease from 2020-07-02T23:01

The superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to rat out the One Show to the FBI for crimes again...

Episode 5.25 - Esther's Dolly Men, Black Eyed Penises and Hot Aspect Ratio Chat from 2020-07-01T23:01

The superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and (Philomena) Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to come not to praise The One Show, but...

Episode 5.23 - Edward Colston Meets The Kids, Amol Nitrate and Rosamund Pike's Dungeon from 2020-06-16T23:01:37

The brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to defend The One Show by getting drunk an...

Episode 5.22 - Tree Pigs, Maureen Lipman Mouths The F Word and Packham's Left Hanging from 2020-06-09T23:01

Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to drag the One Show to rehab and get it to tearfully admit it has a problem (making...

Episode 5.21 - 1000 Dead Rats, Alan Davies' Old Age Crisis and A Bee's Lunch from 2020-06-08T23:01

Upstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to go on a socially distanced walk with The One Show. Along Beachy Head.

Episode 5.20 - Old Wedding Cake, Vesta Vestments and Bonnie Tyler's Bad Rehearsal from 2020-05-28T20:15:03

Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to lead the One Show into a garden to meet six other people (all murderers who've escaped from Broadmoor.)

This episode was recorded w...

Episode 5.19 - Bonnie Tyler's Lair, My Neighbours Are Mugs and An Actual Lioness from 2020-05-26T23:01

Smersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to convince The One Show that Dominic Cummings would make a popular co-host this week.

This episode was recorded with everyone dotted ...

Episode 5.18 - Michael Ball's Whoopsadaisies, Pony Hypnosis and Greyfriars Bobby Syndrome from 2020-05-15T18:00

Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show for some exercise in the car before just gunning it off a cliff.

This episode was...

Episode 5.17 - A Dog's Waiting Room, Jamie Cullum's Cables and Thank You Big Corona! from 2020-05-14T23:01

Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show to wear a scarf round its face before silently leading it to the edge of a gorge.

Episode 5.16 - Pudsey's Furloughed, Blackadder 2020 and Sam Smith In They House from 2020-04-29T23:01:33

Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to take a look at both The One Show and it's strangely familiar-feeling big brother, the ...

Episode 5.15 - Gervais' Eight Bedrooms, Packham's Illegal Woodbathe & Thank Thank You You from 2020-04-28T23:01

Alasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon and Marc to earnestly inform the One Show it'll give a million pounds to Children in Need if the One Show agrees...

Episode 5.14 - THIS IS LINCOLNSHIRE!, Allwright’s Scam Garage & Chairman Mao(ry Berry) from 2020-04-23T23:01:02

Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (human rights lawyer, model and Mrs George Clooney) to lock the One Show out of its house during it's...

Episode 5.13 - Rita Ora, Vera Ora, Kia Ora andWatchdog Will Not Die from 2020-04-22T23:01

Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc to tell the police The One Show is operating a lockdown scam, by pretending to be an actual TV show.<...

TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor MEL GIEDROYC tells all! from 2020-04-14T23:01

In the second of our specials where recent One Show guests testify as to their treatment in front of our investigating committee, Jon catches up with the lovely Mel Giedroyc to hear her statement.<...

Episode 5.11 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 2: Adebanji's Painting and Alex Gets Wine Emotional from 2020-04-08T23:01

Writer, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to inform the police that The One Show has been seen having a picnic in Brockwell Par...

Episode 5.10 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 1: Slime Moulds and Matt In A Box from 2020-04-07T23:01

Writer, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to jog past the One Show and suddenly go off furiously about how the One Show breathe...

TTOSS minisode: One Show survivor Ed Balls tells all! from 2020-04-04T13:02:59

Jon recently caught up with Ed Balls to find out what it's like to actually be on The One Show, instead of just moaning about it behind its back.

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Episode 5.08 - Badger Fritzl, A Michael Winner Joint and Dom Joly, Son Of God from 2020-04-01T23:01

Writer, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to put the One Show on trial and demand the death penalty, even though it's only stolen ...

Episode 5.07 - Noseybonk Sexting, Isolated Pouffes and Mel Giedroyc's Nook from 2020-03-31T23:01

Writer, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show if one of the symptoms of being The One Show is being shit.

Episode 5.06 - Futuristic Snood, Open Lotus Red Arrows and Raymond Du Geez from 2020-03-27T00:01

Writer, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed tw...

Episode 5.05 - A Murdered Pensioner's House, Chris Ramsey's Big Sigh and Bob The Dog from 2020-03-26T00:27:40

Writer, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed tw...

Episode 5.04 - Coronavirass, The Aswad Movement and Meet A Welsh Texan from 2020-03-18T00:01

Wonderful man, stand-up and panellist on the excellent Do The Right Thing podcast Michael Legge joins Jon and Marc to isolate the One Show down a well.

from 2020-03-17T00:20:45

Wonderful man, stand-up and panellist on the excellent Do The Right Thing podcast Michael Legge joins Jon and Marc to welcome the Coronavirus pandemic to the One Show's sofa.

from 2020-03-11T00:01

Beloved Football Rambler and Wrestle Me-niac Pete Donaldson joins Jon and Marc to tell the One Show it needs to self-isolate - not because of Coronavirus, but because it's terrible.

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Episode 5.01 - Matt Baker's Obscene Phonecall, Boring Treasure and Show Me Your Papers! from 2020-03-10T00:01

In the first TTOSS of 2020, the beloved Football Rambler and Wrestle Me-niac Pete Donaldson joins Jon and Marc to develop a vaccine for Coronavirus and inject the One Show with it - only to reveal ...

SERIES 5 - we're back on Tuesday 10th March TTOSSers! from 2020-02-26T00:01

We'll be back to send Matt Baker off - Series 5 kicks off on Tuesday 10th March. Like, subscribe, tell your friends!

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SECRET SANTA - My Mate Bought A Toaster with guest Jon Holmes! from 2019-12-23T00:01

Ho ho ho! Secret Owl Santa has brought you something you didn't ask for and might object to, just like all Secret Santas!

We’ve taken another of our podcasts that we think you might en...

Episode 4.28 - Biggins Is Behind You, Lenny Henry's Baps and Let's Kill A Nazi With A Longbow from 2019-12-20T00:01:35

In the last TTOSS of 2019, wunderbar Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to wait for the clock to strike midnight, cross the threshold of The One Show's house, and put our best foot forward...and thro...

Episode 4.27 - Only Fools and Arses, Daddy Bear Nigel Havers and Amol Rajan's Fake Snow from 2019-12-19T00:01:42

The beloved writer and host of the Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to stuff the One Show's Christmas stocking full of the coal of serious criticism and a tangerine of inten...

Episode 4.26 - Gyles Brandreth's Cat, Beasts and Do You Smell Nice For The Ladies and The Gentlemen from 2019-12-11T00:01

The excellent BBC comedy producer Laura Grimshaw joins Jon and Marc to spread the rumour round the maximum security prison that The One Show is a snitch.

It can only be...The The One S...

Episode 4.25 - Fare Thee Well Matthew James Baker (2011-2019) from 2019-12-10T00:01

The excellent BBC comedy producer Laura Grimshaw joins Jon and Marc in the week that television changed forever and Matt Baker clearly attempted to ruin this podcast by resigning.

It ...

Episode 4.24 - John Barrowman's Christmas Goatse, Human Books and FOREIGNER? from 2019-12-04T00:01:50

Actor and writer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to falsely accuse the One Show of scratching our car, in the full knowledge that we spent fifteen minutes this morning doing it ourselves.
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Episode 4.23 - Rod Stewart's Alligator Feet, Rural Swearwords and Oh God It's Andy Murray from 2019-12-03T00:01

We're back from holiday and general arsing about to bring you the remains of Series 4 - and good news! The One Show is still as unsettling as ever!

Actor and writer Alex Sievewright jo...

Episode 4.22 - Club Tropicana Drinks Have Run Out, “Oscar’s Mouthing”, and Cake is at Stake. from 2019-10-16T02:00

Ginger stand-up mystical wizard-alike Alasdair Beckett-King and writer / producer / boss-eyed clown Cornelius Mendez join Jon to tell the One Show it’s a fancy dress party when it isn’t, only for e...

Episode 4.21 - Fly #MeToo The Moon, Tiger vs. Squirrel and There Is Almost A Penis. from 2019-10-15T02:00

Award-winning wizard-alike stand up Alasdair Beckett-King and producer, writer and unpaid TTOSS Intern Cornelius Mendez join Jon to push the One Show off the swings in the park. It can only be… The...

Episode 4.20 - Gareth Southgate The Bee, Unfrozen Mods and BACK OF THE HEAD, MA GOD! from 2019-10-10T02:00:34

Smersh Pod's evil genius John Rain and the nation's sweetheart Julia Raeside of Box of Delights and The Curse of Strictly join Jon to tell the One Show that it's just the local doctor come to t...

Episode 4.19 - Amanda Holden's Accidental Music, The GruffaNO and Romesh Has A Mare from 2019-10-09T02:00

Dashing Smersh Pod man John Rain and even more dashing Julia Raeside of Box of Delights and The Curse of Strictly join Jon to tell the One Show it can go on the bus before them, and then suddenl...

Episode 4.17 - Sean Bean HATES His Interview, Joe Pesky and Matt Baker 007 from 2019-10-01T02:00

Beloved comedy writer Joel Morris (also on the Rule of Three pod) and the adored actress and model Lucy Pinder (also on the Smashing Sundays pod) join the much less beloved Jon (who is on this p...

Episode 4.16 - Flick Off A Crab's Eye, Surprise! It's A Crap Surprise and PURE CLUNES from 2019-09-26T02:00

The amazing Beth Granville and the dashing Tom Price join Jon to hurl an egg at The One Show as it cowers in the back of a police van on the way to its trial for crimes against entertainment. Listen

Episode 4.15 - A Crab Has Sex With A Sponge, McFly McReturn and Matt Nails A Pun from 2019-09-25T02:00

The mighty actors and radio dudes Tom Price and Beth Granville join Jon to slip a load of laxatives into The One Show's tea just before it gets on a trampoline.

It can only be....The T...

Episode 4.13 - Angelica Bell's Ring, A Giant European and Dame Molly Saturday from 2019-09-19T02:00

The beloved Jake Yapp joins Jon and Marc to tamper with the One Show's brakes at the top of the icy hill marked 'TV Criticism'. It can only be....The The One Show Show!

from 2019-09-03T02:00

Julia Raeside of the Guardian and the superb new telly podcast BOX OF DELIGHTS joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tie the One Show's shoelaces together while it sleeps and then set off all the ...

Episode 4.08 - Drug Rats, The Motown SS and Simon Le Bon Was My Childhood Friend from 2019-08-28T02:00

The excellent writer and creator of the Atheist Bus Campaign Ariane Sherine joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask the One Show whether it's starting, because we're asking.

The The On...

Episode 4.07 - Mechanical Children's Finger Extenders, Rabbis Fighting and Matt likes mackerel from 2019-08-27T02:00

We're back (sorry, we took a bit of time out when The One Show wasn't on, and it was so nice not to have to watch The One Show, we didn't come back even when it restarted.) The excellent writer ...

No Rain Stops Play: Wimbledon shuts down The One Show from 2019-07-09T02:00

Right, Wimbledon's on so The One Show's buggered off. They've finally found a way to shut us up. Except they haven't, because (a) they'll be back. Mark my words, they'll be back, and (b) we're pres...

Episode 4.06 - Matt Baker AF, Moonpeople and The Pegfield Lulu from 2019-07-03T02:00

The astonishingly great comedian, writer and actor Beth Granville joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to accuse the One Show of murder for a laugh.

The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to...

Episode 4.05 - They've Cloned Carol Vorderman, Matt does Live Comedy and The Moon's Birthday from 2019-07-02T02:00

The astonishingly great comedian, writer and actor Beth Granville joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to grab The One Show by the scruff of it neck and throw into the criticism canal. Bring your ow...

Episode 4.04 - Don't Tell Richard Curtis Your Idea, Madonna's Gone Difficult and Um Err Like from 2019-06-26T02:00

TTOSS is back to wrestle The One Show to the floor (critical arena) and stuff dirt (criticism) into its mouth until it chokes (improves its output) or dies (dies). On today's show: Richard Curtis n...

Episode 4.03 - Michael Ball's Broken Heart, Knitted Budgies and Mustard: Live At Last! from 2019-06-25T02:00

TTOSS is back to lay a critical egg in The One Show and then burst out of its chest on a space ship. On today's show. Jon and Marc are joined by the tremendous actor and all round dude Samantha Bai...

Episode 4.02 - Anneka Rice's Imaginary Agent, I Need My Miniature Cheeses and Hovis Science from 2019-06-19T02:00

Like a bat out of hell, TTOSS returns to fly into The One Show's face, get caught up in its hair and then bite it, requiring The One Show to have a painful tetanus shot. On today's show. Jon and Ma...

Episode 4.01 - A Nazi Walking Stick, Blowers Covers Stormzy and Lovely Toxic Houses from 2019-06-18T02:00

The BBC Radio 5 Live broadcasting legend Phil Williams joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to adopt The One Show but then return it to the orphanage, saying it's not right. On today's show: a Nazi wal...

TTOSS returns! Back in your ears Tuesday 18th June 2019! from 2019-06-12T02:00

We're back for arbitrarily numbered Series 4! All new episodes of the old format about the teatime show you don't watch and never will. Starting Tuesday 18th June 2019.

from 2019-05-29T02:00

Writer performer and man Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wrestle The One Show but suddenly shoot and go for the eyes. On today's show: George Clooney listens to a stepdad's guf...

Episode 3.22 - A Teacher Shouts Bum Al Qaeda, Kestrels Eat Queen Victoria and Matt Loves Little Mix from 2019-05-28T02:00

Writer performer and man Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to write a tell-all expose of the One Show's disgusting personal life. On today's show: JLS isn't mentioned, Rochelle off ...

Episode 3.21 - My Neighbour is a Plane, Hahaha Cat Illness and An Unsuitable Radio 1 Diary from 2019-05-22T02:00

Host of the phenomenal CRIME CLUB podcast Jack Beaumont joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to phone the One Show in the middle of the night 783 times. On today's show: ha ha cat illnesses, a weak tex...

Episode 3.20 - The King of Bowcat, Medicinal Bifters and Tell Me What A Dog Eats from 2019-05-21T02:00

Host of the phenomenal CRIME CLUB podcast Jack Beaumont joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to order 600 unwanted pizzas to the One Show's house. On today's show: an old lady reads a lesbian diary, Th...

Episode 3.19 - Angelica Bell Explains The Universe, Shoe Factory Blue Plaque and the United Kringdom from 2019-05-15T02:00

The superb Radio X presenter and all-round ace Sunta Templeton (who's on Twitter @SuntaTempleton) joins Jon Holmes ...

Episode 3.18 - Joe Pasquale's Hilarious Genitals, Dogging UFOs and Bonnie Tyler: The Joke from 2019-05-14T02:00

The superb Radio X presenter and all-round ace Sunta Templeton (who's on Twitter @SuntaTempleton) joins Jon Holmes ...

Episode 3.17 - Someone Swears At Matt Baker, Threesomeianus and Funny Mummy Kisschase from 2019-05-08T02:00

Julia Raeside, TV critic and host of ace podcast Always There joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to phone up The One Show when it appears on Going Live to tell it what we think of it. This w...

Episode 3.16 - Worst Line of Duty Ever, Michelle Gayle Hates Magic and Matt Baker's Legwarmers from 2019-05-07T02:00

Julia Raeside, TV critic and host of ace podcast Always There joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask The One Show for a light, and then steal its wallet. This episode contains Michelle Gayle hatin...

Episode 3.15 - Imagine A 22 Foot Wooden Baby, Bursting Cathedrals and Major Gynaecologists from 2019-05-01T02:00

The superb Magic DJ Tom Price and BAFTA-nominated comedy scribe Joel Morris join Jon Holmes to secretly record The One Show in the toilet and then post the tape to the girl it fancies. Includes a g...

Episode 3.14 - Jason Isaac's Octopus, A Giant Baby and Dalai Lama 2: Electric Boogaloo from 2019-04-30T09:45:23

The brilliant comedy writer Joel Morris and comedian and Magic DJ Tom Price join Jon Holmes to borrow The One Show's phone and then download extreme pornography on it and then informing the police....

Episode 3.13 - Easter Holiday No-Show Spectacular! from 2019-04-24T02:00

There's literally no shows this week as it's Easter and everyone's in a diabetic coma. On the plus side - you'll finish this week's output within a minute. Happy Easter (for the day before yesterda...

Episode 3.12 - Badger Ham, Idris Elba's Deprivation Rollerskates and Earlobe Shaming from 2019-04-17T02:00

Comedy writer extraordinaire Jason Hazeley and Jon's former BBC 6 Music colleague David Whitehead join Jon Holmes to tell The One Show it's not angry with it, just disappointed. A countrywide vegan...

Episode 3.11 - Zammo's Key Cubicle, Matt Baker Loves Dog Food and Crying Boy Fires from 2019-04-16T02:00

Comedy writer extraordinaire Jason Hazeley and Jon's former BBC 6 Music colleague David Whitehead join Jon Holmes to look at the works of The One Show, ye mighty, and despair. Matt gets excited abo...

Episode 3.10 - Dirty Recliners, Hazard Alley and Shove Your Sub Up Your Bum from 2019-04-10T02:00

The Mash's hilarious man behind the desk Steve N Allen joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to give the One Show a load of sweets, but sweets like the ones you hear about in urban legends with a load o...

Episode 3.09 - Hidey Horse and Have We Got Have I Got News For You For You (Yes) from 2019-04-09T02:00

The Mash's superb man behind the desk Steve N Allen joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lure the One Show into a bear-trap with the word 'criticism' crudely painted on one side, and 'envy' on the o...

Episode 3.08 - Howard Donald's Lino Theft, Fill Your Booze Boots and the Welsh KKK from 2019-04-03T02:00

BBC Radio's excellent Louise Pepper (broadcaster, travel witch and Danny Baker botherer) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dress up as The One Show's dead grandfather and try to scare it to death...

Episode 3.07 - Peppa Pig Class Traitor, Richard Carpenter's Tight Face and Les Dennis Meets The Pope from 2019-04-02T02:00

BBC Radio's brilliant Louise Pepper (broadcaster, travel witch and Danny Baker botherer) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put the One Show in a showgirl's dress and tie it to a railway track in t...

Episode 3.06 - Matt Baker's Jason Watkins Handstand Anecdote, Lewes and Getting Shazam Wrong from 2019-03-27T03:00

The great Jamie East (broadcaster, writer and forever the beloved Mr Holy Moly) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tempt the One Show over with a piece of cheese before humanely slamming a metal ba...

Episode 3.05 - Michael the Bumblebee, Why Is No One Angry and An Awful Boy Entrepreneur from 2019-03-26T03:00

The great Jamie East (broadcaster, writer and forever the beloved Mr Holy Moly) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to march against the One Show, and then be ignored by the country's press. This week:...

Episode 3.04 - Too Many Pine Martens, Ed Balls' Gap Year and An Eyelash On A Stick from 2019-03-20T03:00

Emma Bullimore (host of the great Series Linked podcast and celebrated entertainment reporter) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to hold a buttercup under the One Show's chin before jabbing at its b...

Episode 3.03 - First Love Ponies, 10% Tess Daly and Elaine Paige's Confusing Fruit Fly Joke from 2019-03-19T03:00

Emma Bullimore (host of the great Series Linked podcast and celebrated entertainment reporter) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to make the One Show look at the hand up there, while swiftly punchin...

Episode 3.02 - British Tomatoes, Victorian Beverley Knight and Persecute The Welsh from 2019-03-13T03:00

The fantastic Craig Parkinson (beloved actor and host of the award-winning Two Shot podcast) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to push the One Show into the staff room door and then run away as it ge...

Episode 3.01 - Gregg Wallace screams NO, A Man Falls Over and A Tony Hancock Egg Joke from 2019-03-12T03:00

The brilliant Craig Parkinson (acclaimed actor and host of the award-winning Two Shot podcast) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lure the One Show to an underpass, and then Droog it up for a jolly...

Great Big Owl - Hootenanniversary 2019 trailer from 2019-02-15T03:00

The Great Big Owl family of podcasts is sort of a year old-ish.

See from 2018-12-24T03:00

Andy Dawson and Sam Delaney - together the brilliant minds and voices behind the Top Flight Time Machine podcast - join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wish the One Show a Merry Christmas, t...

Episode 2.24 - Loans For Ferrets, Olly Murs Won't Go Cruising and Ha Ha The Poor from 2018-12-19T03:00

The celebrated Raised By Wolves and Upstart Crow actor Helen Monks and the excellent Al Orme join Jon Holmes to ask the One Show on a date and then stand it up. This week: Olly Mu...

Episode 2.23 - Michael Buble's Canadian Delicacy, Dead Men's Coats and Billy Colonoscopy from 2018-12-18T03:00

The celebrated Raised By Wolves and Upstart Crow actor Helen Monks and the excellent Al Orme join Jon Holmes to ask The One Show to help us load a sofa into the back of a van befo...

Episode 2.22 - Boris Johnson The Egg, Political Biscuits & Sally Phillips's Lewd Hand Gesture from 2018-12-13T00:33:29

The superb comedian Lizzie Roper and wonderful writer and broadcaster Jake Yapp join Jon Holmes to ask The One Show to what we say is a predetermined wrestling match, but then we quickly try to bre...

Episode 2.21 - Matt Baker's Live Felch, Sexual Sausage Machines and Joe Lycett's Poo Tales from 2018-12-11T13:26:07

The superb comedian Lizzie Roper and wonderful writer and broadcaster Jake Yapp join Jon Holmes to ask The One Show to come to our house at which point we stage an intervention. This week: Matt Bak...

Episode 2.20 - Rob Lowe Doesn't Play A Sax, Angelwing and Alex Jones Upsets The Alarm from 2018-12-05T03:00

The excellent stand-up comedian and actress Rosie Holt joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dissect The One Show to find out (a) what makes it tick and (b) to kill it. This week: Matt Baker goes on ...

Episode 2.19 - Mick Hucknall's Hot Vomit Hair, Kill Vegans and Let's Whisper At Perverts from 2018-12-04T03:00

The excellent stand-up comedian and actress Rosie Holt joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ring up The One Show in the dead of night and scream obscenities at it down the phone. This week: Matt Bak...

Episode 2.18 - Ruth Wilson Births Her Own Dad, Tales of Almond and A Vicar Has A Sleepover from 2018-11-28T03:00

The actor, broadcaster and Magic FM delight Tom Price and leading radio producer Con Mendez join Jon Holmes to call The One Show over and proceed to dress it down in front of its colleagues and co-...

Episode 2.17 - Kit Harrington Eats Shit, Your Brother’s Skull Gets Stapled and How To Say Pain Quotidien from 2018-11-27T03:00

The actor, broadcaster and Magic FM delight Tom Price and leading radio producer Con Mendez join Jon Holmes to connect with The One Show online and then relentlessly neg it until it finally goes ou...

Episode 2.16 - Arise Sir Matt Baker, Pudsey's Drunk and Jane Garvey Swears More Than Us from 2018-11-22T03:00:51

The multi-award winning broadcaster and beloved host of BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour Jane Garvey joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tell the One Show it's dropped its wallet and then kick i...

Episode 2.15 - Gender-Free Pudsey, Ronan Keating's Private Jet and Oceans of Vomit from 2018-11-21T03:00

The multi-award winning broadcaster and beloved host of BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour Jane Garvey joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to beckon The One Show over to admire the sea-view from the ...

Episode 2.14 - Gyles Brandreth Sends A Woman To Heaven, Pudsey Le Bear and Carol Vorderman's Blue Tits from 2018-11-14T03:00

Writer, comedian and broadcaster Natt Tapley joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put The One Show in a ducking stool, see if it floats or sinks, and then toss it on a bonfire regardless. This week:...

Episode 2.13 - Wowsomes, £600 Means Nothing To Rylan and Urrrgh, Salt Tongue from 2018-11-13T03:00

Writer, comedian and broadcaster Natt Tapley joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put The One Show in the dock and immediately sentence it to death. This week: who is the Nazi Aslan, let's eat too m...

Episode 2.12 - How We Hoaxed The One Show with Zac and Jay (and Louis Theroux) from 2018-11-12T03:00

Last week, Louis Theroux was a guest on The One Show, where he was introduced to two super-fans who explained they staged massive parties themed around Louis Theroux.

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Episode 2.11 - Freddie Flintoff Hates The Moon, Anemone Fighting and Welsh Sewage from 2018-11-06T03:00:04

Genuine national radio producer and broadcaster Cornelius Mendez joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lift The One Show high onto a pedestal and then push it over so it smashes. This week: Louis The...

Episode 2.10 - A Magician Goes Wrong, Janus-Womack Is An Alien and It Smells Of Cannabis from 2018-11-05T03:00

Genuine national radio producer and broadcaster Cornelius Mendez joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lift The One Show high onto a pedestal and then push it over so it smashes. This week: a magicia...

Episode 2.9 - Bomb Dog Love, Paloma Faith's Drizzle Cake and Don't Be Mean to Martine from 2018-10-30T03:00

The host of the brilliant Smershpod John Rain joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to trap The One Show into a coffin and then start the crematorium (it's a classic James Bond reference, you fools!) Th...

Episode 2.8 - A Pig In A Tree, Sexual Blue Peter and Rick Wakeman's Dead Teacher from 2018-10-24T02:00

The brilliant Alex Zane joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask The One Show if it's dropped a coin, wait for it to bend over and look, before booting it right up the arse. This week: a Blue Peter ...

Episode 2.7 - Welcome a Fly, Gerard Butler is a Sea-Daddy and Don’t Stab Maisie Williams from 2018-10-16T02:00

The wonderful actor-tress Carrie Quinlan joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to grab The One Show and try and push it over a cliff. This week: there's a fly in the studio, Gerard Butler is fit, KT Tun...

Episode 2.6 - Rod Stewart's Sugar Puffs, ABBA Bjorn's Greek Taverna and Ey Up Roy Batty from 2018-10-09T02:00

The excellent Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tangle with The One Show, push it to the floor and give it a dead leg. This week: Bjorn from ABBA sits in a fictional Greek Tavern...

Episode 2.5 - A Man Invents A Dog, Hand-Grenade Canal Fishing and Jenna Coleman Hates Jokes from 2018-10-02T02:00

The superb Absolute Radio newshound Matt Dyson and charming Amusical impresario Dave Cribb join Jon Holmes to walk this week's The One Show round behind the back of a barn to shoot it in the head. ...

Episode 2.4 - A Real Dick of A Peacock, Bonnie Langford and Thingy-Shaped Thingys from 2018-09-25T02:00

The delightful brains behind the essential Popbitch website, Camilla Wright and Chris Lochery join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to get off with this week's The One Show behind its wife's back. This w...

Episode 2.3 - Sea Lice, The Martin Clunes Dog Quiz and A Man Lays A Cable from 2018-09-18T02:00

The wonderful writer of the essential Mr Gum books Andy Stanton joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to bring you your weekly force-feeding of The One Show. This week: a man lays a cable, Mart...

Episode 2.1 - Nick Knowles Discovers Camelot, the Euthanasia Rollercoaster and Denzel Sees It All from 2018-09-04T03:00

The all-round television marvel Vicky Thomas joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes for the new series examining Auntie BBC's leastloved nephew, The One Show. This week: Nick Knowles has discovered Camel...

The The One Show Show Series 2: Coming in September! from 2018-08-09T02:00

The The One Show Show returns! The new series starts on Tuesday 4th September 2018. Set your alarms now (or just subscribe, it's much easier.)

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Episode 10: A Bit Of The Best of The The One Show Show Season 1 from 2018-06-26T02:00

With The One Show on a World-Cup-based-hiatus (apart from us, absolutely no-one - NO-ONE - minds. Not even Alex), it's time for a self-congratulatory trip down memory lane. So ahead of Season 2, it...

Episode 8: Jay Rayner Is A Free Man, Tommy Steele's Boat of Death and Your Dad's Racist from 2018-06-12T02:00

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show is Marc Haynes and, thrillingly, long-time One Show presenter Jay Rayner, fresh from throwing in the One Show-shaped towel! Peer behind the scenes of the nat...

Episode 7: A Dog Smells A Newt, Dr. Michelle Keegan and Al Murray's Hot Sex Talk from 2018-06-05T02:00

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are host of the excellent RULE OF THREE podcast Joel Morris and Jon Riley, superb TV producer. This week: Michelle Keegan saves a woman's life using only fic...

Episode 6: Bring Me Calpol, A Giftbag and The Severed Head of Sheila Hancock from 2018-05-29T02:00

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are host of the excellent SMERSHPOD John Rain and Marc Haynes, comedy writer and host of Wrestle Me! This week: Sheila Hancock completely coats off Sussex, J...

Episode 5: The Guest Is A Cake, Burn The Prick and Here Comes The Woodland Spoonman from 2018-05-22T02:00

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are radio producer and milennial Ellie Clifford and Marc Haynes, comedy writer and host of Wrestle Me! This week: an old cake joins Matt and Alex on the sofa...

Episode 4: Racist Impressions, No Pine Martens and the Northern Martin Scorsese from 2018-05-15T02:00

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are acclaimed writer, broadcaster and voice of Dave TV, Jake Yapp and celebrated radio producer and host of the excellent Friends With Friends podcast Dave C...

Episode 3: Lesbian Cannibals, Farmer Sex and the Ethics of Replacing Matt Baker's Heart from 2018-05-08T00:49:17

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are acclaimed radio producer and host of the excellent Friends With Friends podcast Dave Cribb and Cornelius Mendez, radio producer and a man who's actually ...

Episode 2: Tonight's Guest - Chris Heath! from 2018-05-01T02:00

Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are acclaimed TV producer and host of the excellent Two Cups of Tea podcast Chris Heath and Marc Haynes, TV writer and one half of the hit podcast Wrestle Me...

Episode 1 from 2018-04-24T02:00

Jon Holmes is joined by the Guardian's Julia Raeside and Wrestle Me's Marc Haynes for the deep dive you never knew you wanted: BBC1's flagship The One Show. Warning: ther...

The The One Show Show trailer from 2018-04-10T02:00:33

Coming soon - The One Show gets the podcast it deserves. Join Jon Holmes for The The One Show Show.

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