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The Toys of Peace and other papers, by Saki

‘We are merely trammelled by the ordinary decent conventions of civilised society.’
A series of professionally produced readings of the penultimate collection of satirical short stories by Saki (H H Munro).

Further podcasts by Richard Crowest

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The Toys of Peace and other papers, by Saki
The Toys of Peace from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“Once back at the Louvre and the girls are mine!"

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Louise from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“If you say things like that, quite loud, in a Tube lift, they always sound like epigrams."

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Tea from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“If one’s soul was really enslaved at one’s mistress’s feet how could one talk coherently about weakened tea?"

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The Disappearance of Crispina Umberleigh from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“He got a message one day telling him that his wife had been kidnapped and smuggled out of the country."

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The Wolves of Cernogratz from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“When one has nothing left to one but memories, one guards and dusts them with especial care."

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Louis from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“… all that Lena will find when she comes home late in the afternoon will be a placidly defunct Louis."

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The Guests from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“… any one will admit that it was an embarrassing predicament to have your only available guest-room occupied by a leopard…"

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The Penance from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“Beast!"

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Bertie's Christmas Eve from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“In the course of half an hour or so everything that it was permissible to say about Bertie had been said some dozens of times."

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Forewarned from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“Never, in any novel that she had read, had a defenceless young woman been confronted with a situation like this."

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The Interlopers from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“A man stood one winter night watching and listening, as though he waited for some beast of the woods to come within range of his vision, and, later, of his rifle."

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Quail Seed from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘We might be living in the Arabian Nights,’ said Miss Fritten, excitedly."

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Canossa from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘And may the Lord have mercy on the poll...’"

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The Threat from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘In the process of recapture the birds learned a quantity of additional language which unfitted them for further service in the Suffragette cause.’"

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Excepting Mrs. Pentherby from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘The hand that rocks the cradle rocks the world, in a volcanic sense.’"

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Mark from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘A friend of mine said only the other day that he would as soon think of going into the tropics without quinine as of going on a visit without a couple of Mark Mellowkents in his kit-bag.’"

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The Hedgehog from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘I sometimes think these garden-parties are a mistake.’"

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The Mappined Life from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘We are just so many animals stuck down on a Mappin terrace…’"

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Fate from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“There are occasions when one must take one’s Fate in one’s hands. Rex took the lamp in his.”

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The Bull from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“Now, the man of pigments was going to be shown a real picture, a living model of strength and comeliness."

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Morlvera from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“They were the sort of toys that a tired shop-assistant displays and explains at Christmas time to exclamatory parents and bored, silent children.”

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Shock Tactics from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘Don’t forget the jewels. They are a detail, but details interest me.’”

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The Seven Cream Jugs from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“This particular scion was known by the ignominious and expressive label of Wilfrid the Snatcher.”

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The Occasional Garden from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘It’s too large to be ignored altogether and treated as a yard, and it’s too small to keep giraffes in.’”

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The Sheep from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘I’m afraid I lost touch with the audience rather over that remark,’ said the Sheep afterwards.”

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The Oversight from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘Intensive bear-gardening was Sir Richard’s description of the whole affair, and I don’t think he exaggerated.’”

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Hyacinth from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“‘Children with Hyacinth’s temperament don’t know better as they grow older; they merely know more.’”

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The Image of the Lost Soul from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“There floated up to him, through the noise and bustle of the Cathedral world, a faint heart-aching message from the prisoner in the wicker cage far below.”

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The Purple of the Balkan Kings from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“Luitpold Wolkenstein drank his coffee, but the flavour had somehow gone out of it.”

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The Cupboard of the Yesterdays from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“War is a cruelly destructive thing.”

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For the Duration of the War from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

“It was there, among the gooseberry bushes and beneath the medlar trees, that the temptation to the perpetration of a great literary fraud came to him.”

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For the Duration of the War from 2018-09-20T16:45

“It was there, among the gooseberry bushes and beneath the medlar trees, that the temptation to the perpetration of a great literary fraud came to him.”

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The Toys of Peace and other papers, by Saki
For the Duration of the War from 2018-09-20T16:45

“It was there, among the gooseberry bushes and beneath the medlar trees, that the temptation to the perpetration of a great literary fraud came to him.”

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