Podcasts by The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Patreon Ep. #1 - Did You Hear That? from 2021-04-15T04:18:14

Hello and congrats on not killing yourselves, it's sad and bad out there right now. Please enjoy a preview of the first Patreon bonus episode featuring St. Louis, my friend with a big kid job, a gh...

Episode #68 - Honor Thy Father and Mother If They Honor You from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

So America is in the middle of a reckoning with racism, extremism, violence and the spread of misinformation during a global pandemic? That don't impress me much! Oh, oh, ohhhh. Hey, pat yourself o...

Episode #67 - Are You Healed Yet? from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Happy Feel Your Feelings January, gang! How ya doing, are you ok? Me neither, but we're going to get through this together and emerge from the ashes as beautiful butterflies. On today's episode: A...

Episode #66 - Shoulda Coulda Woulda from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Oh my christ, it's the last week of 2020! I congratulate you on staying alive. Today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads includes stories about plumbing pains, a fuckboi who don't have time for no...

Episode #65 - Gettin' In Cuba's Uber from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Oh, Happy Day! I'm going a little nuts. How 'bout you? You ok? Congrats on still being here. On today's episode: Why don't stores for grown-ups have slides? A night with Cuba Gooding Jr. A fail...

Episode #64 - Tyna Took A Tumble from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Congrats on not killing yourselves, it's rough out there! On today's episode: - Fuckboi Theater: Feet Edition - Thoughts on staying still - When you're an independent ass woman and you throw yourSE...

Episode #62 - more like POOP Box from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

I'm glad you made it another 10,080 minutes! Today's episode is sprinkled with many interruptions courtesy of your fav ween, Kevin. Also on today's episode: - WHAT SAY YOU, BARK BOX?????????? (jk, ...

Episode #63 - The Monster Has No Teeth from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393

Pat yourself on the back for not killing yourself! On today's episode, you can expect to enjoy concepts such as: - PREP FOR FEEL YOUR FEELINGS JANUARY - Jingle Farts!!! - Fuck you still, Bark Box -...

Episode #63 - The Monster Has No Teeth from 2020-12-09T19:12

Pat yourself on the back for not killing yourself! On today's episode, you can expect to enjoy concepts such as: - PREP FOR FEEL YOUR FEELINGS JANUARY- Jingle Farts!!! - Fuck you still, Bark Box- M...

Episode #63 - The Monster Has No Teeth from 2020-12-09T19:12

Pat yourself on the back for not killing yourself! On today's episode, you can expect to enjoy concepts such as: - PREP FOR FEEL YOUR FEELINGS JANUARY- Jingle Farts!!! - Fuck you still, Bark Box- M...

Episode #60 - Why We Get Stuck, Bitch from 2020-11-18T05:45

Oh happy day, congrats on staying alive and making it through another week of this fart machine called life. On today's episode: - Fuckboi Theater: Jon Voight/Fart Edition- THANK YOU, Native Americ...

Episode #59 - Feeling GREAT from 2020-11-11T07:00

Oh, happy day! On today's episode: - Remembering a graceful loser- Snow White mimicking a blow job - Chapelle- And the introduction to our next book: Feeling Great by David Burns. I can't buy the...

Episode #58 - "Work Harder, You Lazy Fat Fuck!" from 2020-11-04T08:21

I'm so glad you survived the week, pat your right shoulder a few times for me, but not in a condescending way. On today's episode: - A Fuckboi and a FuckGIRL!! #equality- A child with a bank accou...

Episode #57 - Oh, Precious Stones from 2020-10-28T03:08

Congrats on surviving another week of this life, I hope you're doing okay. On today's episode: - Investigating on a whim turned JUICY- Elementary survival instincts - Flying into hurricanes for m...

Episode #56 - A Boy Named Lindsey from 2020-10-21T03:57

Hello and congrats on surviving another week!! On today's episode:- The Story of a (fuck)Boi Named Lindsey - Click HERE to donate $$ to Jaime Harrison's senate campaign - Waiving at cars: more fun...

Episode #55 - It Ain't Necessarily So from 2020-10-14T03:35

Happy Hump Day and Hooray to you for surviving this entire week! On today's episode: - The Armenian Conflict- A long-winded , very picky Fuckboi - A Lady On Fire and severely interrupted - and a ...

EP #54 - All The Selves from 2020-10-07T05:17

If you're at all invested in the state of America, *tRuLy* congrats on not killing yourself this week. On today's episode: - A soft sell on @LookAtThisRussian (Instagram)- The saddest Weiner - B...

Epsiode # 53 - Self-Esteem and Work from 2020-09-30T03:01:34

Congrats on surviving yet ANOTHER week in this hell hole we call 2020. Proud of you<3 On today’s epsiode: New York ain’t dead but BOY is it weirder outsideA word from some of the hardest working...

Episode #52 - Stay In School from 2020-09-23T05:00

I'm glad you're still surviving (and maybe even thriving?).  On today's episode: - Fuckboi Theater: AR-17 Edition! #sowet #sodead- Some  small suggestions - One girl's (my) dream of converting her...

Episode #51 - Accepted&Respected from 2020-09-16T04:32:30

Congrats on surviving another week<3 On Today's episode: - A man who loved an octopus maybe a little too much?- The terrors of social media and google - A night the Three Stooges would have cherish...

Episode #50 - A Right To Exist from 2020-09-09T03:46:41

You're still here! Give yourself a pat on the back for that. Life is hard a lot of the time. On today's episode: - Does David Blaine sext? He looks so tired.- Kevin decides to play with his loudest...

Episode #49 - Integrity from 2020-09-02T03:09:25

You survived another week - damn, Jan! I'm glad you're here. I'm with Waffle Child on today's episode and on it, you get: - Kevin's ice cold visit- Fuckboi Theater: Inappropriate Insta DM Edition -...

Episode #48 - Living Purposefully from 2020-08-26T04:23:43

You didn't kill yourself! I'm so glad. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - Fuckboisplaining Finding Nemo- A lovely trip with friends, donut babies and no cell service - Fake IDs and fe...

Episode #47 - Self-Assertiveness from 2020-08-19T03:24:46

I'm so glad you're here and you're not somewhere else! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - Two Intolerable Boys of Fuck- Kevin won't let a cone dent his spirit! - Some background on th...

Episode #46 - Is ANYBODY Having A Good Time? from 2020-08-12T03:56:26

Life is fucking hard and quarantine can magnify our emotional turmoil. If you're struggling with your mental health, please reach out to someone. You are not a burden and your life is important.  O...

Episode #45 - Self-Acceptance from 2020-08-05T04:46:04

You made it!! Give yourself a pat on the back for that, Jack. Or Jill. On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - A vibrant hurricane season for the Atlantic (Ooo, goody!!)- A boy so fuckery,...

Episode #44 - The Prettiest People Do The Ugliest Things from 2020-07-29T04:03:10

On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads - The end of that British man's OKC bio- Send me your crazy ghost/alien/horror stories! - #FreeBritney- Kanye West - Portland- Black Lives Matter - And...

Episode #43 - Grip Top Sock from 2020-07-22T04:45:55

I'm so glad you're still here. On today's episode, purchasing too many silk ties for your dog, the gift of a Grip Top Sock, a royal fuckboi, an alien abduction and a deep dive into Chapter 5 of The...

Episode #42 - Can't Change with THAT Attitude from 2020-07-15T03:47:52

Hello and holy hell! You made it another week. On today's episode, an unwelcome roommate who is hopefully doing just fine wherever he or she is, a fuckboi who loves chin straps and holding fish, gu...

Episode #41 - Sham WOW, Guy. from 2020-07-08T04:22

You didn't kill yourself! Hooray. Today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads is mostly me being a goof while I convince you to rollerblade, get a dog and question the inner workings of your own mor...

Episode #40 - Respect Your Pace from 2020-07-01T04:39:55

You didn't kill yourself - yay! On today's episode, Thor and Michael's Tinder Bio poetry, a Jane Elliott palette cleanser, a very important rollerblade warning (GO SLOW!), the gays are moving to Mu...

Episode #39 - Flower Watering from 2020-06-24T05:17

Hello hero, congrats on surviving another week! On today's episode of TVIOH, a cornucopia of fuckery in Fuckboi Theater, a palette cleanser courtesy of a listener whose words on racism should be re...

Episode #38 - Von Decarlo from 2020-06-17T04:07:25

Congrats on surviving ANOTHER week! On today's episode I talk to my friend, colleague and woman I admire&adore, comedian Von Decarlo. Topics include: race, the flag,  "patriotism",  gaslighting, Tr...

37. HUMPTOWN | Population: Kevin from 2020-06-10T04:51:27

What a time! Today's episode of TVIOH is a silly palette cleanser (sometimes I forget that I'm a comedian).  Fuckboi Theater, unwelcome lipstick that signifies the death of innocence and what the v...

Episode #36 - Educate from 2020-06-03T03:54:38

Today’s episode is about educating yourself and making  the world a more compassionate place to live. Here are the resources mentioned in today’s episode: FOLLOW | @DanaVivianWhite on Twitter“Bein...

Episode #35 - The Tits Are Coming Out! from 2020-05-27T05:13

You made it!! Congrats! On today's episode, some exceptional (shit) Fuckboi Bios, Kevin's big hunt, a 3am trip to the Animal Emergency Medical Center, updates on my DiEt JoUrNeY (I'm starving), and...

Episode #34 - One Sheep from 2020-05-20T04:40:36

Hello and thank you for not killing yourself! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, long, drawn out Fuckboi Theater, my favorite street joke, a new diet free of Uncrustables :(, new unimpr...

Episode #33 - Pole Dancers, Madonna&Danes (TVIOH/Neurotica mash-up ft. Justin Silver) from 2020-05-13T03:25:05

Ahoy there, captains of not killing yourselves! Today's episode is a mash-up of TVIOH and comedian Justin Silver's podcast, NEUROTICA. On it, we discuss the magical, sanitized weekend we had with e...

Episode #32 - Repetition Makes the Master from 2020-05-06T03:29:50

Happy Hump Day everyone and hey, way to not bite the big one on purpose! Today’s episode features a very exhausting Fuckboi Theater read followed by a palette cleanser courtesy of Don Lemon, the My...

Episode #31 - Always Do Your Best from 2020-04-29T01:59:23

This Bud's for YOU (for not killing yourself!). On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: - well dressed old people- haterade for Shi Tzus - internal soundtrack for electric wheelchair moments...

Episode #30 - Don't Make Assumptions from 2020-04-22T03:41:56

You didn't kill yourself! Yay! Today on TVIOH: a new daily thrill in which Kevin is a pawn, Fuckbio Theater, a much needed palate cleanser courtesy of Rupi Kaur, the smash hit  "Kevin Did You Shit ...

Episode #29 - Don't Take Anything Personally from 2020-04-15T03:39:45

Hello, hero! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, half assed Tik Toks, animal field trips. bad tea habits, a little fuckboi theatre followed by a pallet cleanser and a deep dive into the ...

Episode #28 - Be Impeccable With Your Word from 2020-04-08T06:39:30

You're a hero! No, but seriously if you're working at a hospital or drug store or grocery store or public transportation, etc... Thank you. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, a very uni...

Episode #27 - Domestication&the Dream from 2020-04-01T04:22:05

First and foremost, I hope everyone is staying as safe and sane as possible. These are some crazy times, friend. Stay inside if you can! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: Fuckbois in ...

EPISODE #26 - Dogz b4 Dickz from 2020-03-25T05:16:13

Wow, what a time! What a time. Regardless of what you’ve said or done before this moment, can we all make a deal to isolate as much as possible? Shit’s getting wild, wash ya hands and stay inside a...

Episode #25 - Trip From Hell from 2020-03-18T06:40:15

Oh my Jesus Christ on a cracker this is a weird time. An extra meaningful congratulations on not killing yourself this week. I hope you're all staying safe and sane because I recently went on the t...

Episode #24 - The Donna from 2020-03-11T05:03:46

My female friendships are very special to me and that's because I'm friends with some very exceptional women. Donna Guerreros is one of those women and on today's episode of The Voices in Our Heads...

Episode #23 - Empath from 2020-03-04T06:30:42

Woohoo, you're alive! On todays episode: a relentless (fuck)boi, a break-thru moment, two poetic mango sorbets, one VERY annoying cover of a song that you absolutely did not need in your life and m...

Episode #22 - No Shit, Diane. from 2020-02-26T07:13:32

Enjoy some fuckboi theater with a poetic palette cleanser, a tale about a man and his baby, my recent self-help find and tons more. Tons. No, really. Tons. www.KrystynaHutchinson.comLearn more abo...

Episode #21 - BIRTHDAY ENERGY from 2020-02-19T06:18:30

Congrats on not killing yourself! It's my birthday and I'm smoking a doobs during this episode while I tell you about eating a dick in front of Robin Wright, the most cringeworthy bomb of my stand-...

Episode #20 - HEAL from 2020-02-12T05:06:37

You're still alive, you freakin' hero! Happy to have you. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, some thoughts on Miss Americana, Goop Laps, Wim Hof and a brief visit from a laundry guy and...

Episode #19 - Soothe Yaself from 2020-02-05T05:46

This episode of This Voices In Our Heads was recorded minutes after I got home from therapy so buckle your seat belts and let's analyze the quality of soothing I received as a kid and how that's cr...

Episode #18 - I Can't Make You Love Me from 2020-01-29T05:24:28

This week on The Voices In Our Heads: You didn't kill yourself (hooray!), Fuckboi bios, sober prank calling, the magical world of VR and a journey down 14-year-old-Krystyna Lane.  Follow me on soc...

Episode #17 - BFFAEAE from 2020-01-22T04:54:05

Hey, congrats on not killing yourself this week! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads my best friend since the 10th grade, Melissa, and I chat about the ghosts of relationships past, my we...

Episode #16 - Great Jones Spa from 2020-01-15T05:16:29

Episode #15 - Wawa, Butterflies&No Weed from 2020-01-08T05:09:41

Extra congrats to you on not killing yourself this week, especially if you're joining me in Feel Your Feelings January. WOOF, this is... something. This week's episode includes two very scary Fuckb...

Episode #14 - Feel Your Feelings January from 2020-01-01T07:11:31

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2020 is going to be exciting, I can feel it. This week on The Voices In Our Heads, a very classic Fuckboi Theater, I recap my weekend opening for the great Dave Attell, a bucket of ...

Episode #13 - the BALLS from 2019-12-25T03:30:09

Merry Christmas and thanks for not killing yourself! Here's some Fuckboi theater, a story about my Saturday that involved wigs, martinis, a hot man,  weed&Dave Chappelle, and a few high hopes for 2...

Episode #12 - I'm Nice To Myself from 2019-12-18T04:37:21

You didn't kill yourself, hooray! We continue with the weird-o vibe on today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads and I've added a little Mucinex to the mix. Turns out, that shit makes you goofy. E...

Episode #11 - Take You To The Movies from 2019-12-11T07:33:53

You're still here and I'm so glad! Today's episode of TVIOH is goofy and silly and stupid because we need a cute break after last week's episode and by "we" I mean me! You're gonna get a little Fuc...

Episode #10 - The One About Childhood Trauma from 2019-12-04T05:29:16

Some of us are fucked up from things that happened to us when we were kids.  This episode of TVIOH dives into the varying degrees of childhood trauma its side effects. All the books and Ted Talks a...

Episode # 9 - We're Not Banging from 2019-11-27T09:18

You kept yourself alive for another week, woohoo! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, my good friend and fellow stand-up comedian, JUSTIN SILVER, and I recap our amazing week and the cra...

Episode #8 - Fuckin' Relax from 2019-11-20T08:41:39

Yay, you didn't kill yourself! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads: dialing 911 and then hovering your thumb over the call button trying to figure out if you're about to get sex-trafficke...

Episode #7 - Hey, Leonardo from 2019-11-13T06:13:51

You came back! Hi! On this episode of The Voices In Our Heads ya girl is period-ing and just ate a LOT of food. Let's take a brief tour of the Babes on Blades Spotify playlist that includes the joy...

Episode #6 - OutJeweling Jewel from 2019-11-06T05:54:13

Hello, hi, hey how are you? On this episode of The Voices In Our Heads we take a gander at that one time Jessica Simpson outJeweled Jewel, get a visit from a few FuckBois.  fun ways to be fun about...

Episode #5 - badASS. from 2019-10-30T06:51:34

And a happy Wednesday to YOU, good sir! On this episode of TVIOH: a friendly reminder to write shit down that made you happy today, Fuckboi Theater: White-Guy-With-An-Asian-Fetish edition, a (((uni...

Episode #4 - Flea Market Kid from 2019-10-23T05:45:26

On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, you agree not to push anyone down the stairs (thanks!), we get a taste of what some folks think is a good first impression in a special Fuckboi Theate...

Episode #3 - I Prefer "Wonderful" from 2019-10-16T04:22:39

On today's episode of TVIOH, you get back-to-back FuckBois having a thrilling conversation with themselves and then I bring on two of my closest friends, Melissa and Sam, to talk about boys, career...

Episode #2 - Addy from 2019-10-09T06:40:42

Today we dive into FuckBoi Theater + FuckBoi Bios, a MOS for The Queen, a few select random thoughts&Qs, the beauty of flowers and a deep dive into a very popular but very life-ruining drug: Addera...

Episode #1 - Merry Christmas from 2019-10-02T05:46:57

Welcome to the debut episode of THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS with your host, Krystyna Hutchinson. Today we dive into Babes on Blades, FuckBoi Theater, the significance of creativity, the most passionate...

Trailer from 2019-09-25T04:45:16

"THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS w/ Krystyna Hutchinson" debuts Wednesday, October 2nd on all podcast platforms. Do you have a particular topic you want to hear me dive in to? Do you need life advice? Or m...