I am giving up anger, so should you - a podcast by Prairie Home Productions

If you’re considering larceny, my dear reader, stop and think this through. Cellphone towers can track your whereabouts and the country is full of surveillance cameras. Twenty-eight grand is poor compensation for three years in prison. You can do much better by setting yourself up as an advocate for the math challenged and bringing a lawsuit against Apple and Microsoft for writing instruction manuals that make you feel unwelcome and marginalized. They are practicing normaphobia and the letttter tt keeps repeattting and it’s causing you menttal disttress and you can’tt fix ittt. Ask for a million and hope for tttttttwo hundred grand.Garrison KeillorJason Keillor, EngineerJason Keillor, Original Music

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