Podcasts by The Wrong Hands: Your Beginners DnD Podcast

The Bumble Bees, Ep 22: ”Trial” from 2023-05-09T08:00

I feel a new member will soon join the fold. Their will is weakening. I sense it. I hunger to add their essence to my plans. They will come.

- T

The Bumble Bees, Ep 21: ”Instincts” from 2023-01-26T08:00

The Diary of S

I don't know why I have to use my initial, who's gonna read this? I suppose, knowing him, all kinds of enemies, some probably arch enemies. Anyway, binder C told m...

Group 2, Ep 23: ”Let’s see if it’s a curse.” from 2022-11-03T17:20:52

Hahahahahahaha. Those idiots.

- Withers' Journal

The Bumble Bees, Ep 20: ”Lobster submarine” from 2022-09-08T08:00

The Diary of R.S.

Enough lounging around. Time to setup some traps for my...brothers? They're not brothers or clones, really. 'Versions' I suppose they'd be called. If I hadn't thought of...

And Friends, Ep 20: (NSFW) ”Have you ever jerked off a lion man?” from 2022-08-18T08:00

Site E7 has become the strangest insight into this primitive time we've uncovered so far. The large quantity of fluids we believe were stored at this site is evidenced in the glass vials we foun...

Group 2, Ep 22: ”I didn’t realize I pooped” from 2022-07-05T08:00

Wow, that took a while but I found them. Irritatingly, still alive. But, no matter. I can map around them. It looks like they're heading towards our tenant, so I won't have to deal with them too...

Group 2, Ep 21: ”Mrs. Chameleon” from 2022-02-22T09:00

Where did they go?! I know every inch of this place....don't I? How long has it been since I did my mapping run? Perhaps master will be able to tell me. Although, he'll expect me to have handled...

And Friends, Ep 19: ”I saw ‘very rare‘ and panicked” from 2021-11-16T17:29:20

Site E7 shows traces of what we think is a Hallow spell. The strongest remnants we've seen from an Orphian-era site. My colleagues and I felt somewhat cheerier while digging. We also discovered ...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 19: “The Laboratory” from 2021-10-15T14:33:43

The Diary of R.S.

Nested universes are better but a lot more initial effort to create. And, apparently, tense to maintain. Perhaps I need to go in a direction other than universes for fue...

And Friends, Ep 18: “Keith and the purple paste” from 2021-09-14T16:34:10

Site C2 is strangely primitive, given what we know about the civilisations of this time. It seems to be a basic campsite. Although, there are far more tools and possessions here than the number ...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 18: “Stage a coup” from 2021-08-31T08:30

The Diary of R.S.

Created a small universe today. Burning it in my pipe did not provide the high I was looking for. Watching these dopes is only tolerable while high. Although, there's ce...

Group 2, Ep 20: “The worm” from 2021-08-13T12:49:30

Yes, my pets, this is the floor that will be your undoing. The master's riddles may be helping but they'll be of little use against the resident of this floor.

- Withers' journal

And Friends, Ep 17: “Joser's village” from 2021-07-29T08:30

I no longer hold out hope that you're alive. I know this is a gesture entirely for myself. Or...perhaps, for your loved one. I'm finding my search challenging. Without the resources of our outpo...

Group 2, Ep 19: "Goat man" from 2021-07-22T08:30

If only the Master could suck away all the dumb luck from the area, in addition to the loose souls. At least they delve ever deeper. Heartened by their escapes, their confidence will build, draw...

And Friends, Ep 16: "Bottle episode" from 2021-07-01T13:43:11

Site B4 appears to contain the ruin of a kind of primitive kitchen. Most puzzling is the presence of sand in the kitchen and even in the food. We checked whether this was rubble and, no, the arc...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 17: "The Designer" from 2021-06-10T09:00

The Diary of R.S.

There must be something else on but I can't bring myself to change the channel for some reason. Why so many panthers? 

Group 2, Ep 18: "all but the greatest thieves" from 2021-05-21T12:46:39

The master wants me to lure them down. I'll reduce patrol frequency but keep new batches in production. I hope they find the wine. The wine is my favourite.

- Withers' journal

Group 2, Ep 17: “Did I at least look hella cool?” from 2021-05-04T13:00

Reevaal is a strange place. The South side is terribly civilised, I must admit, I'm a fan of it. But, the North, I don't want to sound rude in my own journal; think of future generations who wil...

Group 2, Ep 16: "Hefty cube sack" from 2021-04-27T09:00

I've changed my mind. The journey to The Roost was dull (and a little scary). I shall venture Eastward toward the Eastern forest. Little seems to be known of it, which means it is a prime candid...

And Friends, Ep 15: "Crotch protected" from 2021-04-15T09:00

A great battle took place at Site B23. After today's discoveries, I'm sure of it. There's evidence of significant arcane damage: scorching, electromagnetic interference, and some kind of other-w...

Group 2, Ep 15: "Extended sleeps" from 2021-04-09T09:00

What about 'Volo's Guide to Entertainment'? That may hurt my credentials as a serious explorer. Anyway, I think I should arrive at The Roost soon. I've heard interesting things. I'll give the pl...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 16: "Silky Smooth MF" from 2021-04-02T16:39:29

The Diary of R.S.

They dream so small. They're using my discarded inventions as fuel. They could subjugate their local dimension with half the stuff I've chucked away. I suppose there's a...

And Friends, Ep 14: "True cause" from 2021-03-26T12:46:39

My faith in them may be misplaced.

- Excerpt from an ancient manuscript. Language: unknown

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Group 2, Ep 14: "Who might you be?" from 2021-03-16T08:00

I'm considering a moustache. A large moustache. Although, it's quite warm around here. But, on the other hand, I am leaving soon. Anyway, back to business. I have enough content now to consider ...

Group 2, Ep 14: "Who might you be?" from 2021-03-16T08:00

I'm considering a moustache. A large moustache. Although, it's quite warm around here. But, on the other hand, I am leaving soon. Anyway, back to business. I have enough content now to consider ...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 15: "Hoozaaa!" from 2021-03-09T09:00

The Diary of R.S.

Why does this space spirit thing want my interdimensional travel formula so much? It seems to do a fair amount of dimension jumping on its own...

Group 2, Ep 13: "A strong suspicion" from 2021-02-25T09:00

My time in Chult has been less profitable than expected but entertaining, certainly. The clairvoyant I mentioned in the previous chapter seems to have overheard someone or something speaking wit...

Group 2, Ep 13: "A strong suspicion" from 2021-02-25T09:00

My time in Chult has been less profitable than expected but entertaining, certainly. The clairvoyant I mentioned in the previous chapter seems to have overheard someone or something speaking wit...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 14: "It's obviously a trap, right?" from 2021-02-10T14:00

I've been in this family-friendly eatery for...I don't know how long. Something about dying repeatedly has altered my perception of time. I no longer count days or nights, for there are neither ...

Group 2, Ep 12: "By yourself" from 2021-02-03T14:00

"I believe my performance was convincing. It's been a while since I've needed to use illusion spells but they seemed to work, despite my lack of practise. I'm still not sure whether the errant c...

Group 2, Ep 12: "By yourself" from 2021-02-03T14:00

"I believe my performance was convincing. It's been a while since I've needed to use illusion spells but they seemed to work, despite my lack of practise. I'm still not sure whether the errant c...

And Friends, Ep 12: "Smooth patch" from 2021-01-27T14:00

They surprised me. Greatly surprised, even. Hopefully, they won't realise what it is. Why would they? As far as I've heard, it's useless if not used for its purpose. As my hopes increase, so do ...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 13: "Asger the Swashbuckling" from 2021-01-15T17:33:58

The Diary of R.S.

Okay, writing and reading my own thoughts is actually more stimulating than I expected. I've added some upgrades to this 'book', however. I don't know how regular people...

Group 2, Ep 11: "Party ape" from 2021-01-07T18:06:19

I've become very good at throwing cards into hats. Perhaps my imagination is not as robust as it used to be. Surely I should be able to come up with something better to do? I have almost infinit...

Group 2, Ep 11: "Party ape" from 2021-01-07T18:06:19

I've become very good at throwing cards into hats. Perhaps my imagination is not as robust as it used to be. Surely I should be able to come up with something better to do? I have almost infinit...

And Friends, Ep 11: "That's an asshat" from 2020-12-16T16:29:21

They have potential. I can feel it. If they manage to find it, I may finally be able to attempt to bring her back. It's risky, very risky. He will no doubt have some influence over the process b...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 12: "Doll Pants 3000" from 2020-12-03T15:02:02

The Diary of R.S.

Why the hell do people waste time with diaries? This is pointless, that therapist commands the mental power of a single neuron with a sprained ankle. Hmm...what else, wh...

Group 2, Episode 10: "The Stage" from 2020-11-28T16:29:40

When does a creation become a work of art? Is it when it is viewed? I've crafted epics quite literally on the world stage, but I may have to share credit with my trophy. Perhaps that's what is f...

Group 2, Episode 10: "The Stage" from 2020-11-28T16:29:40

When does a creation become a work of art? Is it when it is viewed? I've crafted epics quite literally on the world stage, but I may have to share credit with my trophy. Perhaps that's what is f...

And Friends, Ep 10: "Up, up, up!" from 2020-11-18T14:46:39

There are few areas I have not explored within this land. But, far to the east, there is a curtain of air I do not understand. It follows no contours of the land itself; it's unnaturally straigh...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 11: "Homicidal maniac" from 2020-11-11T14:49:57

Is more control really what I want? No, I must not lose focus and disappear into a philosophical hole. My love, my one, my only: she must be my goal. No matter how small the chance. I may have t...

Group 2, Episode 9: "Unexpected" from 2020-11-02T19:22:32

I fear my stories have fragmented this world. Or, at least, I would fear it if that sensation weren't all too rare these days. I look across the landscape and I see dramatically different societ...

Group 2, Episode 9: "Unexpected" from 2020-11-02T19:22:32

I fear my stories have fragmented this world. Or, at least, I would fear it if that sensation weren't all too rare these days. I look across the landscape and I see dramatically different societ...

And Friends, Ep 9: "Floorpestry" from 2020-10-25T19:15:34

It's the moments of uncertainty I live for. I crave them if I'm honest with myself. I write and the Pencil interprets. Sometimes that translation is pretty true to my scribblings. Other times, t...

And Friends, Ep 8: "Magic shop" from 2020-10-16T18:59:46

So long. It has been what feels like many ages since I added to this journal. I have influenced the laws of fate, chance, even extracted some consolation from the realm of death. But not the con...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 10: "Expansion" from 2020-10-08T16:58:20

...Jasmine? I don't know if you're still able to receive these memos. I managed to escape the raid on our outpost. But I had to leave The Device behind. I think it still has your warning label o...

Group 2, Episode 8: "Oh, balls" from 2020-10-01T19:30:43

The drones have proven more effective than expected. Their organisation seemingly has roots everywhere, like a particularly tenacious weed, but at least I've expunged this latest outpost. They s...

Group 2, Episode 8: "Oh, balls" from 2020-10-01T19:30:43

The drones have proven more effective than expected. Their organisation seemingly has roots everywhere, like a particularly tenacious weed, but at least I've expunged this latest outpost. They s...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 9: "Stall them" from 2020-09-23T16:23:02

EMERGENCY MEMO

Supervisor Jasmine, the drones have infiltrated, there are many more of them than usual. We're fighting them off in the lab right now. I've been unable to secure The Device...

Season 1 Trailer from 2020-09-22T16:57:49

Supervisor Jasmine, here is the compilation of recent recordings you asked for. As you can hear, our recruited group is performing well, whereas we're justified, I think, in waiting to onboard t...

And Friends, Ep 7: "Venomous Copse" from 2020-09-13T13:30:10

Memo 33, Supervisor Jasmine, Group 6 seems to be investigating the monoliths we've found throughout Draab. Those inscribed with the quill and parchment symbol. Or, at least, that's what our expe...

Group 2, Episode 7: "Honour" from 2020-09-06T16:02:19

Memo 32, Supervisor Jasmine, our agents have investigated the city further and discovered a number of different groups of various sizes and interests roaming this city. We're hoping that one of ...

Group 2, Episode 7: "Honour" from 2020-09-06T16:02:19

Memo 32, Supervisor Jasmine, our agents have investigated the city further and discovered a number of different groups of various sizes and interests roaming this city. We're hoping that one of ...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 8: "Chaos" from 2020-08-28T12:23:37

Memo 31, Supervisor Jasmine, as requested, we've sent this group of OEJs into the realm of our enemy. Our patron will be pleased with us for striking at the heart of their heresy. We should also...

And Friends, Ep 6: "Friends" from 2020-08-24T17:42:10

Memo 30, Supervisor Jasmine, I hope my last update on this group has helpful for you and your family. We briefly lost sight of this group but we later realised that ventured underground. It seem...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 7: "Yield!" from 2020-08-15T17:25:11

Memo 29, Supervisor Jasmine, with Group 3's efforts and the rest of the OEJs, we're filling our quota in the deck department quite comfortably. We may need to instruct Jesse to at least prepare ...

Group 2, Episode 6: "Banishment" from 2020-08-06T09:17:34

Memo 28, Supervisor Jasmine, apologies for the delay in sending this memo. The powerful being I mentioned in my last update regarding Group 2, my agents report it doesn't appear to be present wi...

Group 2, Episode 6: "Banishment" from 2020-08-06T09:17:34

Memo 28, Supervisor Jasmine, apologies for the delay in sending this memo. The powerful being I mentioned in my last update regarding Group 2, my agents report it doesn't appear to be present wi...

And Friends, Ep 5: "Bedtime story" from 2020-07-22T14:00

Memo 27, Supervisor Jasmine, my apologies for the missing section of the recording, I hope my efforts help your daughter sleep. This group is becoming a more appealing prospect every day. I reco...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 6: "Inevitable" from 2020-07-16T15:02:38

Memo 26, Supervisor Jasmine, I have two updates for you. Firstly, Group 3 appears to be accomplishing tasks quicker than anticipated, and, despite damage sustained to our sphere, they managed to...

Group 2, Episode 5: "Hubazan" from 2020-07-08T12:34:41

Memo 25, Supervisor Jasmine, I believe a very powerful being has placed their influence upon the city this group has entered. My people have been observing from a distance, as previously describ...

Group 2, Episode 5: "Hubazan" from 2020-07-08T12:34:41

Memo 25, Supervisor Jasmine, I believe a very powerful being has placed their influence upon the city this group has entered. My people have been observing from a distance, as previously describ...

And Friends, Ep 4: "The Mighty Fox" from 2020-07-03T12:12:20

Memo 24, Supervisor Jasmine, as discussed, I've maintained a minimal observation schedule on this group. They're proving increasingly capable but most of their strength seems to be coming from t...

Group 2, Episode 4: "Mosquito bones" from 2020-06-26T17:27:37

Memo 26, Supervisor Jasmine, our recent observations have led to a decision. My team has decided to put this group's recruitment on hold until greater leverage can be found with which to motivat...

Group 2, Episode 4: "Mosquito bones" from 2020-06-26T17:27:37

Memo 26, Supervisor Jasmine, our recent observations have led to a decision. My team has decided to put this group's recruitment on hold until greater leverage can be found with which to motivat...

Group 2, Episode 3: "In for a penny..." from 2020-06-18T11:24:49

Memo 25, Supervisor Jasmine, I'll be honest, this group is baffling to us. Previously, I spoke of their lack of direction or goals but this seems to be increasingly true. I'm not even sure if it...

Group 2, Episode 3: "In for a penny..." from 2020-06-18T11:24:49

Memo 25, Supervisor Jasmine, I'll be honest, this group is baffling to us. Previously, I spoke of their lack of direction or goals but this seems to be increasingly true. I'm not even sure if it...

And Friends, Ep 3: "Orc mince" from 2020-06-12T13:34:12

Memo 24, Supervisor Jasmine, upon ongoing observation, I believe this group is still in its infancy. And, given our recruiting resources at the moment, I don't believe we can plan their onboardi...

Group 2, Episode 2: "Fiery Boy" from 2020-06-03T16:47:58

Memo 23, Supervisor Jasmine, other than their guide, this group seems to have no clear direction or goals, this should make their onboarding easier than expected. Our agents are making slower th...

Group 2, Episode 2: "Fiery Boy" from 2020-06-03T16:47:58

Memo 23, Supervisor Jasmine, other than their guide, this group seems to have no clear direction or goals, this should make their onboarding easier than expected. Our agents are making slower th...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 5: "You don't want to break a diamond?" from 2020-05-29T14:41:56

Memo 22,

Supervisor Jasmine,

MV's condition is worsening. I advise we take him for further evaluation. This group has proven to be worth the onboarding costs so far. I will continu...

And Friends, Ep 2: "Dragon guy!" from 2020-05-22T17:23:26

Memo 21,

Supervisor Jasmine,

No sign of M during our latest observations. However, A is making his presence felt through one of their party. I don't think they're ready for onboard...

Group 2, Episode 1: "'Newt' is the sound they make" from 2020-05-15T12:48:51

Memo 20

Supervisor Jasmine,

I hope the return to clarity in this latest capture will meet with your approval. This group seems to be growing increasingly vulnerable. Their number...

Group 2, Episode 1: "'Newt' is the sound they make" from 2020-05-15T12:48:51

Memo 20

Supervisor Jasmine,

I hope the return to clarity in this latest capture will meet with your approval. This group seems to be growing increasingly vulnerable. Their numbers ...

And Friends, Ep 1: "I don't trust these old crones" from 2020-05-06T08:00

Memo 19

Supervisor Jasmine,

I apologize for the continued lack of clarity in our latest captures, Jesse has now identified the issue plaguing the crystal and is in the process of f...

Medela&OP, Ep 2: "Blood" from 2020-04-28T19:49:53

Memo 18

Supervisor Jasmine,

I've reformatted my missives to you, starting with this one, and left the 'marketing babble' to our marketing department, as requested. Thank you for th...

Group 2: backstory from 2020-04-15T16:02:23

A new group joins the world of The Wrong Hands. This short recap will bring you up to speed on Group 2's backstory. Their first full-length episode is 'Group 2, Episode 5'.

The Bumble Bees, Ep 4: Identity, Pt 2 from 2020-04-03T13:43:21

The Bumble Bees' adventure continues as our adventurers grapple with their first mission for Many Things Inc. Welcome back to a world between worlds, a land that has seen time pass and time rece...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 4: Identity, Pt 1 from 2020-03-21T16:00:58

Our heroes come upon a half-orc in full need of assistance. More of the mysterious Many Things Inc. is revealed but this only begs more questions: why have we never heard of Intients before? Why...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 3: Post Session Chat from 2020-03-11T11:42:28

The players ask their burning questions about the session, some discussion of video games and movies also occurs, and a hint of future adventure content is revealed.

The Bumble Bees, Ep 3: "Many Things Inc." from 2020-03-04T07:00

You're moving into a land, not of substance, but of time and space. An in-between world where your fears lie in wait and your mind stretches into infinity. Come with us now as we venture further...

The Warded Ones, Ep 1: "Can I touch myself for luck?" from 2020-02-27T19:40:14

We discover a new group of adventurers lurking in the world of The Wrong Hands. Do they stand a chance inside the labyrinth? How many wet sound effects are too many? Find out on today's episode. Pl...

Medela&OP, Ep 1: "The poop guy" from 2020-02-19T13:53:09

A new group, only two players, one of which is from The Bumble Bees. They wanted to see if their partner would enjoy the game, so feel free to use this episode as a reference when considering ho...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 2: "Golems and Rugs" from 2020-02-10T07:00

Rithmul stays behind to tend his wounds as Asger and Milksteak bravely forge ahead. But what perils await them in the seemingly empty arcane hideout? Find out on this week's episode of The Wrong...

The Bumble Bees, Ep 1: "I suppose persuasion is out of the question now?" from 2020-02-02T17:51:52

Welcome to the world of The Wrong Hands. Although this episode is described as Group 3, you're in the right place, this is the first episode and the first group of the campaign. Enjoy!