Podcasts by Thickness and The Shine

Episode #272 - Magical Gifts from 2023-05-11T01:45:59

This week the boys discuss whether or not you should accept gifts from dirty wizards, a boy becomes a man, and you can finally get yourself a good rag. Joi...

Episode #271 - Raider of the Lost Tooth from 2023-05-04T01:30

This week the boys dive into sleep walking, Thickness is too fat for Mario land, and would you rather be a raider or survivor during apocalypse. Choose you...

Episode #270 - Animated Farting from 2023-04-27T03:48:20

This week the boys discuss how to properly fart on strangers, feelings about the new Mario movie, and a fun round of AITA on reddit. Enjoy!

Episode #269 - The Um's, The Uh's, And The Stutters from 2023-04-20T01:27:19

This week the boys discover that beating up sharks is illegal, a robot with an evil plan, and some low grade trash talk. Enjoy!

Episode #268 - RIP Shredder from 2023-04-13T20:54:25

This week the boys say goodbye to a long lasting Icon, Thickness consumes a strangers blood and a man is covered in love juice at the men's wear house. Enj...

Episode #267 - Chewing Disorder from 2023-04-06T05:27:54

This week the boys visit the land of fairy tales with leprechauns and trolls. Thickness forgets how to chew, and random video game blabbering! Enjoy

Episode #266 - ToiletCast from 2023-03-30T22:05:21

This week the boys breakdown a meltdown, Thickness gets way too upset over a fake podcast, and a man with all of the fruit. Join us! You can't listen to th...

Episode #265 - Sober Politics from 2023-03-23T01:48:05

This week the boys are sober??? See how that effects the conversation in huge ways and you decide what we should be putting in our bodies.

Episode #264 - A Real Bummer from 2023-03-16T01:39:25

This week the boys talk about something they both know nothing about, Tinder. Also TomTom goes to comic con! Join us!

Episode #263 - Full Crow Talk from 2023-03-09T05:24:39

This week Thickness fights a filter fella, the boys summon crows, and the idea of a man with a golden love fest. Enjoy

Episode #262 - The Family Rag from 2023-03-02T02:35:38

This week the fellas babble through topics in an especially intense studio haze before ultimately discussing a trip to the museum and a family bonded throu...

Episode #261 - A Father's Regret from 2023-02-23T03:59:02

This week the boys discuss a man's love for his car, his father's deepest regrets, and his sexual adventures. Zoom zoom!

Episode #260 - The Fat in the Hat from 2023-02-16T02:43:33

What do you do when you get a new battery? Do you junk it or trunk it or feed it to Zachary? Also, thickness starts playing Legacy, and the boys discuss if...

Episode #259 - Choking on Stupid from 2023-02-09T03:10:58

This week Thickness realizes that choking isn't so scary, the boys discover the ocean, and our beautiful homeland is defended. Join us!

Episode #258 - Mattress Munchers from 2023-02-02T02:42:26

This week the boys return to talk about funerals, eating shit in public, and a woman who eats mattresses. Yikes. Join us!

Test Relaunch 003: Blackout from 2023-01-26T02:30

The boys are back and every light bulb in the studio has been shattered. A couple double A batteries and an old speak and spell has allowed this light to s...

Episode #256 - Borderline Info from 2022-10-13T01:40:53

This week! The boys get into a long conversation about video games and a rat dies a terrible terrible death... enjoy!

Episode #255 - The Homeless Dilemma from 2022-10-06T04:58:29

After a week break, Thickness is back at it again solving the world’s most prominent social issues. Modern problems require modern solutions. Enjoy!

Episode #254 - TAFKAS 2 (Bonus) from 2022-09-24T03:20:03

Episode #254 - TAFKAS 2 from 2022-09-24T03:16:02

Episode #253 - Beautiful Justice from 2022-09-15T01:30

When life treats you poorly the only way to get justice is to liberate some energy drinks from the evil oppressors! Also Thick goes green? F around and Fin...

Episode #252 - Williebubs from 2022-09-08T05:01:14

Join us this week as Thickness questions the morality of making love to plastic that doesn't belong to him. Also a bear gets stuck in a well? Listen and fi...

Episode #251 - Free Horses from 2022-09-01T02:23:46

This week the boys recaps multiple adventures as Thicc goes to the whitest place on earth and Tom goes to the saddest place on earth. Or is that switched? ...

Episode #250 - Aquafive from 2022-08-18T01:30

When tragedy strikes some take to sorrow while others take to the drawing board and produce the best damn burn cream known to man. Join us this week for a ...

Episode #249 - Circus Time from 2022-08-11T01:36:39

Episode #248 - Messed Up Sandwiches from 2022-08-04T05:21:20

This week Thickness stands up for all sandwiches and protests a deli worker like a real cuck, we relive the traumatic tomato story, and Thickness goes to t...

Episode #247 - Billy Muscles from 2022-07-28T23:26:28

This week the boys dive deep into an idea that could change the candle industry forever. Do not harass GP please! Join us wherever you enjoy podcasts.

Episode #246 - Bucket Full of Panic Attacks from 2022-07-21T02:56:44

Episode #245 - So Many Questions from 2022-07-14T01:36

This week Thickness spots a confused old man, the boys go to the movies, and a totally legitimate Swedish company debuts on the show. Enjoy!

Episode #243 - Peanut Butter Jelly Burrito from 2022-07-01T02:21:07

This week the bois dive into poor people food, an aggressive woody and discover an elephant grudge. Enjoy!

Episode #242 - Tyde Extreme from 2022-06-23T02:15

This week we take partnership with a Dagestan extermination company to rid you of all your noisy cats. Also Thickness becomes an animal expert? Enjoy!

Episode #241 - Liquid Dominance from 2022-06-16T20:26:16

This week Thickness returns from his visit in New Mexico, an airport bathroom takes a beating, and we mourn the loss of a very close friend to the podcast....

Episode #240 - Bonus! from 2022-06-02T04:32

Knuckle Dragging With Mark continued! Enjoy more of Mark and Thickness in a bonus episode!

Episode #240 - Knuckle Dragging With Mark from 2022-06-02T04:26:48

This week we have the return of Mark and all bets are off. Join us as we dive into whatever we want unfiltered and have a great conversation with a good bu...

Episode #239 - Dungeon Billy's from 2022-05-26T01:38:03

What a fun show this week. Join us as Thickness gets the offer of a lifetime and struggles with his moral code. Also the introduction of a new Billy! Enjoy...

Episode #238 - I Want You To Eat It from 2022-05-19T01:30

If you think movie theaters should all close down for good then you are a cuck! Otherwise I'm sure you will enjoy this week’s episode! Join us

Episode #237 - Extra Jail from 2022-05-12T03:06:04

You’ve been a real pain in the ass, time for some extrta jail.

Episode #236 - Finish The Story from 2022-05-05T04:38:24

This week we dive deep into the life of a man who lost his manhood and found it 6 inches off of his elbow. Life is strange. Enjoy!

Episode #235 - Fatastrophic Return from 2022-04-28T01:30

This week after a long deserved vacation the boys return with more laughs than ever. Join us as we discuss addiction, golf swings, and letting the handicap...

Episode #234 - Desperate Times from 2022-03-31T01:38:47

This week the boys talk about some of the guests they would like to interview, Thickness meets a man full of stories, and a 4 gets to score!

Episode #233 - Apologetic Mice from 2022-03-24T03:05:44

This week Jon talks about going to see comedy legend Big Jay Oakerson! He also preforms surgery on himself and goes too hard at the end. Enjoy!

Episode #232 - Stuffed from 2022-03-17T01:52:19

This week we talk about what mental help for billies must be, the idea of a good ole fashion stuffing, and a bomb threat with a disappearing act and a heli...

Episode #231 - Billy Features from 2022-03-11T02:44:36

This week Thickness goes on a Billy spree! Hard hitting questions about Billy daycares, Billy features, and a lone Billy graduation. Enjoy!

Episode #230 - The Big Dipper from 2022-03-03T03:18:28

This week the weed hits fast and strong as the boys dive deep into just what in the hell Egyptians were up too and why there's no better adhesive than huma...

Episode #229 - Free Medicine from 2022-02-24T02:30

This week the boys delve into the fear of bad dentistry, discuss bubbles wrecking his mother’s car and have some good ole fashion giggles. Enjoy!

Episode #228 - Diet Meat from 2022-02-10T03:36:07

This week the guys ponder about hidden elves, realize Thickness missed out on all the childhood experiences and discuss a man who's committed to eating mea...

Episode #227 - Get On The Freeze from 2022-02-03T02:30

This week Thickness gets harassed by an aggressive security guard, ponders why Doctors suck, and briefly get into first impressions of Pokémon. Enjoy!

Episode #226 - One For Love from 2022-01-27T03:31:49

This week the boys ponder about a two vag'd escort that finds fame as an OnlyFans model, a Snorlax acquired by police and whether or not the video game ind...

Episode #225 - Covid Dodging from 2022-01-20T03:11:43

After a week off the boys discuss dodging the V, Thick gets petty at a Safeway, and how to properly check your temperature. Enjoy!

Episode #224 - Aggressive Resolutions from 2022-01-06T03:20:06

This week in a very special episode, Thickness explains how to be an onlyfans pimp, we discuss how to not be disappointed by your New Years resolution, and...

Episode #223 - The Fear of Target from 2021-12-30T02:38:51

This week a scammer gets his big score, J survives a hurricane of car accidents, and a special appearance by Cody of The City Bumpkins podcast. Go check it...

Episode #222 - TAFKAS from 2021-12-23T04:53:34

This week we host the return of a very special guest. Join us for the episode you don't want to miss featuring TAFKAS!

Episode #221 - Animals Get High Too from 2021-12-15T19:12:59

This week the boys learn about drugs in the animal kingdom, a long DMT trip, and a guy with a bunch of cats. Enjoy!

Episode #220 - Crippled Garbage from 2021-12-09T02:46:57

This week the boys dive into the idea of petty garbage man, get excited over all day gator hunting, and Will Smith vomits when he cums. Enjoy!

Episode #219 - Fire Sauce from 2021-12-02T02:51:20

This special post Thanksgiving episode, we discuss a drug addict who seeks vengeance on a Taco Bell the best way he could. Don't talk to strangers, folks. ...

Episode #218 - Whopper Assault from 2021-11-25T02:30

A Whopper is ordered and a work of art is created shortly after! Join us this week as we breakdown a mental patient who clearly wasn't even that hungry. Al...

Episode #217 - Look Through Me from 2021-11-18T02:30

This week Jon goes full awkward for an entire evening, a deli clerk gets insulted, and we break down a few video games like a couple experts. Join us!!

Episode #216 - Less Murder In The Middle from 2021-11-04T01:30

This week we dive into the surprising amount of similarities between wealthy and poor neighborhoods, we break down a wedding in Georgia, and the boys get t...

Episode #215 - Blinds In The Wild from 2021-10-28T04:27:38

Blind people are roaming the streets and we are here for it! We also ask some of life's more difficult questions like: Would you rather be a quadriplegic o...

Episode #214 - Living Art from 2021-10-21T01:30

A Wizard lost his job and we do our best to answer the important questions. Like why the hell a Wizard had a job. Join us!

Episode #213 - Sexy Infomercials from 2021-10-14T01:31:44

This week Thick dives into a hateful streak towards women, a lawyer takes on a sexy trial, and a petty photographer achieves justice. Join us!!

Episode #212 - Ok, Mr. Magic from 2021-10-07T01:30

In an exciting episode, Jon spots a real life Ninja and then goes on to discuss the Ninja that took down a special forces unit. Also, Thickness had a kidne...

Episode #211 - An Impotent Elephant from 2021-09-30T01:30

This week Thickness goes on about his experience at the happiest place on earth, we say goodbye to an indisputable legend, and cum is shot at least 32 inch...

Episode #210 - You Were Forgotten from 2021-09-23T04:27:56

In an episode that was recorded last week, Thickness explores the idea of what really happened to Steve Burns. This episode was recorded before the passing...

Episode #209 - Chain of the Disordered from 2021-09-16T01:30

When Thickness buys a broken controller from a large retail store, a long rant is always the answer. Also we make of fun psychology majors. Join us!!

Episode #208 - Death From Above from 2021-09-09T01:30

When pursuing a Finch, a brawl that stood the test of time ensued. Join us to find out the time, place, and results of an absolute blood bath. Rip. Join us...

Episode #207 - Welcome To The Internet from 2021-09-02T01:30

This week the guys dive deep down the rabbit hole on what Thickness believes is the birth of a mega civilization. If you think he was right then comment be...

Episode #206 - Straight to Hell from 2021-08-26T02:31:41

This week they boys dive deep into the life of a woodland elf, go off on a long tangent about religion, and naturally that leads to Onlyfans! Enjoy

Episode # 205 - Young Danny Devito from 2021-08-19T01:30

Thickness comes in with duel blown out toes and the confidence of a beautiful woman. Join us as we discuss being a dumb fat person, the boys ponder life, a...

Episode #204 - Pitts, Puss, and Piggies from 2021-08-12T06:51:07

In this very special episode, Cody from the City Bumpkins Podcast joins us as we dive deep into Jake Gyllenhaal refusing to bathe, Jon tries to walk the au...

Episode #203 - Armageddon Is Coming from 2021-08-05T03:57:46

This week we dive deep into Armageddon itself and find out the value of putting away some extra cash when hiring hitmen. J gets some free food, and the bir...

Episode #202 - Body Plants from 2021-07-29T01:30

This week Jon tries to describe just how crazy delta 8 is, We discuss the live show with The City Bumpkins Podcast, and ponder over the reality of hair? Jo...

Episode #201 - Candle Heist from 2021-07-22T01:30

This week Thick takes part as a community literally breaks a persons spirit, we ponder over a real life GTA run that landed such a low cost for bail, and d...

Episode #200 from 2021-07-15T01:30

It's a very special 200th episode with a lot of laughs. Thank you for everyone who has supported this show and we are looking forward to the next 200 episo...

Episode #199 - Free Bill Cosby? from 2021-07-08T01:30

At the request of famous rapper Philthy Rich, Bill Cosby has been set free! And we have no idea how to even feel about that. Also Jon accidentally leads a ...

Episode #198 - Proper Disposal from 2021-07-01T01:30

Blue and Logan join the show to discuss the mysterious death of John Mcafee, how to properly dispose of a sex doll, and debate whether or not finding a gre...

Episode #197 - Cream Cheese Robbery from 2021-06-24T01:30

When a former Co Host poses a very difficult question, Thickness dives deep down the slippery slope of sex offenders. Thickness discusses a door dasher wit...

Episode #196 - Elon Meth from 2021-06-17T01:30

This week Cody from The Redneck Review comes on the show to announce the production of our new podcast City Bumkins premiering July 20th. Join us as we dis...

Episode #195 - Magawa Fleshlight from 2021-06-10T01:30

This week we look deep into the life of a bodybuilders stable of silicon suiters, a stripper on a cardiac Rollercoaster straight to hell, and the boys disc...

Episode #194 - Bonus from 2021-06-03T03:53:19

The boys got a little intoxicated and decided to get back on the mic to keep the party. So here's a little bonus for ya ass

Episode #194 - A Little Bit of Pre from 2021-06-03T03:39:01

This week Bro Brocean returns with his new frummer Blue! Join us as we discuss the oregon trail, weird advertisements for Egirls, and many other crazy tang...

Episode #193 - The Power Exchange from 2021-05-27T01:30

This week Thickness is joined by a very special guest Sexii Jesus returning for his second time to discuss the swinger lifestyle, being bullied by children...

Episode #192 - F*** SCOTTSDALE from 2021-05-20T01:30

This week we dive into the tragic psychological downfall of Drew Carey and his awful game show prizes, Thickness talks about his experience listening to th...

Episode #191 - 90 Minutes of Nonsense from 2021-05-13T01:30

This week Mark makes his long time return to join Jon as they discuss parking lot security, accidental bullying and some classic banter. Enjoy and share

Episode #190 Mecha Hitler from 2021-05-06T01:30

This week Thomas joins Thickness again on the mic as they discuss a child prodigy, the evil billionaire lifestyle of J's dreams, and birds that jump to bou...

Episode #189 Psychedelic YHWH from 2021-04-29T01:30

This week Thickness takes a shot at his first episode and you’ll be glad to know Thomas was there to save him. just in case. Join us as we discuss pretendi...

Episode #188 - Gunning Down Pokemon from 2021-04-22T01:30

This week on Thickness and The Shine Jon goes about doing his first episode alone, but not without a very special guest Cody from The Redneck Review Podcas...

Episode #187 - Mike Leaves the Show from 2021-04-15T01:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine lose one of their own as Mike records his last episode. They discuss a very alpha pizza customer, grasping the concept o...

Episode #186 - Sister F***ing Offense from 2021-04-08T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss Jon’s side-quest for a new weed guy, the “catch me outside” girl’s OnlyFans, and a man who received 90,000 greased pennies as a paycheck! Join us!

Episode #185 - Standing In Chicken from 2021-04-01T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the ethics of Crocs, a man who adopted a girl and married her as an adult, and a woman who was stuck in a manhole for 3 weeks! Join us!

Episode #184 - Dank Island from 2021-03-25T03:01:47

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss a failed change in wiping strategy that ended tragically, the world record crumpet dunk, and a man who sells his farts! Join us!

Episode #183 - Milk It Out from 2021-03-18T02:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss butt problems, getting locked in deep freezers, and discuss envying dumb people! Join us!

Episode #182 - Piss Tomatoes ft. Ethan Ayers from 2021-03-11T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine chat with Ethan Ayers from the Turn Left Podcast! We discuss drinking your own piss, Ethan’s NASCAR license and his racing experiences, and Jon telling a man why ...

Episode #181 - Cumception from 2021-03-04T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine hear from a real life teacher about holding kids back a grade, eating your child’s placenta, and two best friends who found out a secret! Join us!

Episode #180 - Orphanage Shitlord ft. Cody from TRR from 2021-02-25T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine (with special guest Cody from The Redneck Review podcast) discuss pooping in different countries, a gas station safe haven, and an LSD missile silo! Join us! Also...

Episode #179 - Volunteer For Welfare from 2021-02-18T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss cannibalism, Jon’s interaction with a mysterious internet stranger, and the biggest car crash of all time! Join us!

Episode #178 - Something About Gerbils from 2021-02-11T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the concept of death, the fact that there are “reading levels”, and the dumbest dermal piercing of all time! Join us!

Episode #177 - Brief Jerky from 2021-02-04T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss a man wearing trash burning the facility that picks his clothes up, the new anal swab COVID test, and the best underwear ever invented! Join us!

BONUS EPISODE from 2021-01-29T03:30

WELCOME TO THE BONUSSSSS ROUNDDDD!!! You get two this week, you are welcome. This time, we discuss a man who lit a joint in court, pretending to be bigfoot, and dancing pallbearers! Join us!

Episode #176 - Milking Musk from 2021-01-28T03:30

This week, Thickness learns a few things about coinage, we discover the life expectancy in 1492, and a man kidnaps some people and forces them to play a game…. Join us!

Episode #175 - I Don't Know.. Pidgeons from 2021-01-21T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss public bath houses, Jon getting a part of his head removed, and a man moving kilos in his luggage! Join us!

Episode #174 - Cat Stallion from 2021-01-14T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss a bold homeless man, a dumbass viking, and an alarm parrot who was brought in for questioning! Join us!

Episode #173 - Felonious Monk from 2021-01-07T03:30

This week, The Shine runs the show SOLO DOLO while discussing more current events than ever before! PLUS a special look into Thomas from The Dojo’s brain! Join us!

Episode #172 - Rainbow Kiss from 2020-12-31T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss Georgia, where dead horses go, and the greatest criminals to EVER come from Florida! Join us!

Episode #171 - Flavor Savor from 2020-12-24T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss irritating shopping experiences, a porn star with a poop face, and Korean BBQ! Join us!

Episode #170 - Cowoboway from 2020-12-17T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss failing school, putting quarters in peoples’ cracks, and Jon making the most embarrassing delivery of his life! Join us!

Episode #169 - Figure It Out Later from 2020-12-10T03:30

This week, Thickness tells stories about a weirdo named Ivan, The Shine talks about his celebrity janitor, and the boys discuss whether or not they would do gay things for the sake of comedy! Join us!

Episode #168 - Itch. Sniff. Peppermint. from 2020-12-03T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss a man who did the longest weed jail stint of all time, a stupid monolith, and shaving your pubes! Join us!

Episode #167 - Dango Ate My Baby from 2020-11-26T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss yet another disgusting wound, Jon almost gets a new dog, and golf bar cart girls being sexualized! Join us!

Episode #166 - Room For Bears from 2020-11-19T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss artists who are more than meets the eye, Japanese wolf robots, and The Pope blessing an instagram model! Join us!

Episode #165 - Blue Bill Duck from 2020-11-12T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about a very sad Florida incident, discuss purchasing yet another city, and an attorney general with a real problem on her hands! Join us!

Episode #164 - The Full Contact Experience ft. Mitch Beard from 2020-11-05T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine are joined by Mitch Beard while they discuss professional snowball fights, bike seats for fatties, and the best appliances on the planet!

Episode #163 - Healers of Dreams from 2020-10-29T02:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine host THE UNIT HIMSELF, Da Oakland Bear….while discussing how GoodWill is brilliant and terrible, an awkward delivery for Thickness, and totally forgetting Florida...

Episode #162 - An Expensive Lemur from 2020-10-22T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine argue about Uber, agree that doctors are bullsh*t, and praise the most gangster 11 year old of all time! Join us!

Episode #161 - The Louisiana Refund from 2020-10-15T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine mourn the loss of David Apodaca while discussing losing a limb, a building that massacres birds, and a rat that has won awards for his legendary talents! Join us!

Episode #160 - The Almond Butter Conspiracy from 2020-10-08T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the cleanliness of men’s and women’s anuses, a conspiracy about almonds, and Thickness dives deep into the future of the human race! Join us!

Episode #159 - Snickersnee from 2020-10-01T05:13:56

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss what sexual things may happen upon their ownership of dungeons, a woman who shipped her mother’s ashes in the mail…..unfortunately, and Thickness enquires...

Episode #158 - The Wide Eyed Mufflers from 2020-09-24T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Mitch Beard) discuss a man with dementia playing Despacito on a world wide stage, a blind woman with some serious skills, and an even more exci...

Episode #157 - Maestro Gothic Poly Dom from 2020-09-17T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss Mike’s future in porn, more brilliant Floridian criminals, and the real life Willy Wonka!

THREE YEAR BONUS EPISODE from 2020-09-11T03:30

Welcome to a special bonus episode. We would like to thank all of you for rocking with us over the years! We can not wait to see what the future brings! We love you ugly F***s!

Episode #156 - Volcano Sharks from 2020-09-10T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine David Blaine stunts, ball trimming techniques, and a little girl who goes for a wild ride! Join us!

Episode #155 - It's Hard To Package A Rhombus from 2020-09-03T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss Auto Brewery Syndrome, an OnlyFans scandal, and the most Florida man of all time!

Episode #154 - Casterdam from 2020-08-27T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the highest grossing movies of all time, a man who went to extreme lengths for a Dr. Pepper, and and a man with the greatest diet of all time!

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Episode #153 - Ploonets Moonmoons & Blanets from 2020-08-20T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine endure a thunderstorm while discussing Jon’s urge to be a thief, a man caught camping out in a luxury suite, and a death metal vocalist who did NOT lie in his mus...

Episode #152 - Casual Encounters from 2020-08-13T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine host a special guest who leads them into the world of orgies and sex parties while discussing a man who returned a baby, and have a very sad moment of silence!

Episode #151 - E-Pit from 2020-08-06T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk to PoopTeen about his first drug experience, discuss Jon’s expert when dealing with anti-maskers, and a man who used a COVID relief fund to buy a Lamborghini...

Episode #150 - Heistcast from 2020-07-30T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the perfect heist, the lifestyle of gynecologists, and a wrestler who loses an eyeball! Join us!

Episode #149 - Rub Thy Nub from 2020-07-23T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about the psychology of cats, an island/sovereign nation/random plateau in the ocean with an amazing history, and a kangaroo on the lose in….you guessed it…F...

Episode #148 - Pump and Dump from 2020-07-16T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss their disbelief in the placebo drink known as “Tea”, a random company with a catchy jingle that traffics children, and the best dad/businessman of all time!

Episode #147 - Rico Stallion from 2020-07-09T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine (AND SPECIAL GUEST TRISTEN) talk about Kim Jong Un’s latest stunt, two old leathery males who both F**K, and Tristen becomes the first guest Florida vocalist!!! J...

Episode #146 - Kemosabe & The Grand Pooba from 2020-07-02T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about shampoo in the pee hole, a Florida man who gets his face bit off by an alligator, and some foreign pilots who probably shouldn’t be flying!

Episode #145 - Click Click Calendar from 2020-06-25T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and a surprise unplanned special guest) dicuss BeyBlade theft, poop snaps, and the greatest/most dangerous game of the late 2000’s!

Episode #144 - Turtle Soup from 2020-06-18T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about Thickness’s built in subwoofers, being deaf dumb and blind, and a man who played the most brilliant prank of all time at a local IKEA store!

Episode #143 - Chicken Applications from 2020-06-11T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine take a look inside a Kangaroo’s pouch, play a game of Life or Money, and discuss everyone’s favorite website…..OnlyFans!

Episode #142 - Moderate J from 2020-06-04T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about Heely’s and Soapz, a famous tyrant’s pet that croaked, and figure out who exactly are “The Dutch”!

Episode #141 - Tinder Gold from 2020-05-28T03:30

This week on Thickness and The Shine, Josh tells us the story of his most recent breakup, we discuss how many times we can orgasm in one session, and there is a super gangster old man in a deli! Jo...

Episode #140 - Richard Lougee from 2020-05-21T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss vasectomies, a living corpse, and tell some dark jokes!!!!

Episode #139 - Fitty Tree from 2020-05-14T03:00

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about Dog The Bounty Hunter’s parrot, the return of Mike Tyson, and Vegemite!

Episode #138 - A Cat Named Dougie from 2020-05-07T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the smartest homeless man of all time, Thickness’s new found love of vinegar, and a lawyer dressed as the Grim Reaper!!!

Episode #137 - Asparagusic from 2020-04-30T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine try and figure out who on earth eats grapefruit, discuss albinos (again), and talk about rats the size of raccoons!

Episode #136 - Schneebly and The Beagle from 2020-04-23T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about Mike’s pee ledger, cheese made of human breast milk, and how beautiful people have it easy these days!

Episode #135 - A Fish Shaped Cracker from 2020-04-16T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine (along with Markopious) discuss the stages of weenie meat, they debate the morality of owning big game, and the most badass Easter Bunny on earth!!!

Episode #134 - Ralph the Baboon from 2020-04-09T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Travvy P aka Da Oakland Bear) discuss the deregulation of the telegraph AGAIN, an engineer who attempts a hospital dive, and some cocaine hippos!

Episode #133 - Moobs and The Gunt from 2020-04-02T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine take MySpace surveys, discuss making a gunt look like a fanny pack, and give the saddest moment of silence of all time!

Episode #132 - The Day to Fold Them ft. Bro Brocean from 2020-03-26T02:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine (along with Bro Brocean) discuss a song about a serial killer, a man who stuck his junk in a beehive, and the dumbest viral challenge to ever surface!

Episode #131 - Brap Rabbit from 2020-03-19T02:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine and special guest Mark watch some monkeys box (that’s not racist, they’re literally monkeys), they talk about innie and outtie belly buttons, and a man who refuse...

Episode #130 - Veggie Hamster from 2020-03-12T02:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss a rat gnawing on a 77 year old’s leg, they learn about a man who does NOT freebase cocaine, and a man whose license plate expired multiple decades ago!

Episode #129 - How Do Plants F**k from 2020-03-05T03:30

This week, Thickness doubles down on his hatred for Vitality Bowls, the boys debate if Sharon Osbourne is attractive or not, and they dive deep into the most horrifying news article of all time!

Episode #128 - Scrody Vagody from 2020-02-27T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine host a very special guest (Anthony Cogo) while talking about some bloody donuts, jars of tongues, and strippers with hard hats on! Check out The Sad Boy on youtube!

Episode #127 - Good Dick from 2020-02-20T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about a chocolate penis, a snake orgy at a local park, and a man who took a bath on the job!

Episode #126 - The Royal Pooper from 2020-02-13T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss a man who had a sexual relationship with his mother, a turtle hiding amongst schmootz for decades, and the most gangster pig ever known to exist!

Episode #125 - The Jungle Casting Couch from 2020-02-06T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine commentate shark attacks, monkeys with the herpaderp, and a Hippo Nostradamus!

Episode #124 - Meat Croissant from 2020-01-30T06:17:24

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss lizard weather, the best damn virus known to man, and compare local slang terms!

Episode #123 - R.I.P. Birdman from 2020-01-23T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine have a good laugh while talking about a woman plotting a fire bomb attack, they find out what their pornstar names are, and they mourn the loss of a bay area legend…

Episode #122 - Jeremiah Packington from 2020-01-16T02:13:37

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about xmas tree wakeboarding, bed bugs, and debate the difference between fruits and vegetables!

Episode #121 - Let's Talk About Dog Nipples ft. Tugboat from 2020-01-09T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine (AND SPECIAL GUEST TUGBOAT) discuss their potential catchphrases, a list of things you have never thought of, and they watch a video of a rapper tonguing down som...

Episode #120 - D-Cell Fantasies ft. Brothers Beard from 2020-01-02T02:03:28

This week, Thickness and The Shine ring in the new year with BOTH Matt and Mitch Beard of Brothers Beard while talking about the important things in life like D-Cell Batteries and a whole bunch of ...

Episode #119 - The Sri Lankan Defense from 2019-12-27T04:25:24

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss a vegan death child, do a 2019 Best of Florida recap, and enjoy the wondrous joys of Tom Selleck’s mustache!

Episode #118 - Waggys Creek from 2019-12-19T04:56:43

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about people who pay other people to steal children, Thickness eats a vegetable *WINK WINK*, and the boys answer some fan submitted questions!

Episode #117 - Epididymis from 2019-12-12T03:30

This week The Shine attempts something he never has before while discussing a beautiful soul named M’Dunda, what happened with his Bangkok belly, and answering some fan submitted questions with the...

Episode #116 - Panty Smoker from 2019-12-05T05:36:14

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about a porn theater turned church, that time Thickness saw someone close to his heart on Tinder, and a children’s company who made the dopest business move ...

Episode #115 - Jellybean The Grand Methuselah from 2019-11-28T06:49:52

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about a dog whipping donuts like a boss, a new marijuana brothel coming to a city near you, and the most respectable homeless man with the greatest title of ...

Episode #114 - Meat Carrot from 2019-11-21T05:12:04

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about losing teeth in the best ways, the definition of a sandwich, and how to properly dispose of wild poop when it appears!

Episode #113 - Sharlome Holmes from 2019-11-14T04:21:31

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about a girl who bit a girls ear off, pocket dialing dialing 911, and where the rats should really be hanging out!

Episode #112 - Tangentcast from 2019-11-07T04:22:32

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about fat cats and a woman who cries about them, the pure quality of Denny’s claw machine stuffed animals, and a woman who sold get out of school free passes!

Episode #111 - Cardigan Backyardigan from 2019-10-31T04:23:37

This week, Thickness and The Shine read a scary true story, endure the longest moment of silence OF ALL TIME, and do an all new exciting name generator!

Episode #110 - Tommy Lee Jenkins from 2019-10-24T04:58:18

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about Rosie Odonnel’s weird beard, a couple of death bed patients in a fight club, and someone whose house flooded with animal blood!

Episode #109 - All The Dermus from 2019-10-17T04:41:26

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about rotten purse sandos, a rich wannabe airplane mechanic, and realize that sir-mix-a-lot has been around a lot longer than we thought!

Episode #108 - Foot Tacos from 2019-10-10T04:22:23

This week, Thickness and The Shine field a call from a fan with an interesting story, talk about the strangest amputee of all time, and debate whether or not our we enjoy the smell of our own farts!

Episode #107 - Peacocks For Life from 2019-10-03T03:47:17

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Markopious) talk about a murderous midget posing as a child, a gangster old man, and the best invention ever invented…

Episode #106 - Brothers Beard from 2019-09-26T06:51:33

This week, Thickness and The Shine along with their special guest Mitch Beard discuss partying with deaf people, Lake Tittie-CaCa, and how the Nazis invented meth!

Episode #105 - Flesh Lizard from 2019-09-19T05:58:12

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss a career of homelessness, The Shine’s polygamist ancestor, and the joys of getting skunked!

Episode #104 - Bro Brocean from 2019-09-12T04:46:38

This week Thickness and The Shine and special guest Bro Brocean (formerly The Lawd Alrighty) discuss Jankem, cats with human names, and a video of a girl licking a gerbil!

Episode #103 - Frankie Two Tows from 2019-09-05T05:21:17

This week, Thickness and The Shine do the most convoluted moment of silence of all time, discuss breaking stupid world records, and THEIR BIGGEST FAN - Kevin Hart (the only man to listen to our wee...

Episode #102 - Costco Prison from 2019-08-29T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine debate saving children from near death experiences, The Shine calls out one of our ex-heroes while the shine bleeds the lizard, and a scheming astronaut who is ou...

Episode #101 - Zimacast from 2019-08-22T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine crack a few room temperature ones while discussing medieval torture techniques, vulture vomit, and Worcestershire sauce!

Episode #100 - Shroomcast from 2019-08-15T05:29:17

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Travvy P) talk about losing appendages, watching porn with friends, and skydiving bears!

Episode #99 - Potatoes and Nail Bombs from 2019-08-09T04:35:31

This week, Thickness and The Shine get serious while talking about the most disgusting professional feet of all time, managers who may or may not have been fired due to their odors, and wether or n...

Episode #98 - DOLPHINTUMORANTICHRIST from 2019-08-01T03:07:55

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the quarrels of suicide, masturbating, and good old fishing!

Episode #97 - New Face from 2019-07-25T04:38:13

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss basic ass tattoos (not tattoos on your ass), alligators hyped up on meth, and wether or not they would replace their faces if given the option!

Episode #96 - Lil Tire Iron from 2019-07-18T02:35:31

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about a trendsetter on a lime scooter, terrible ways to kill and torture people, and listen to the most beautiful Filipino man’s voice of all time!

Episode #95 - Walking Hypocrisy from 2019-07-11T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine debate what dinosaurs may have sounded like, the craziest taco order of all time, and wonder about hypoallergenic organic vegan condoms!

Episode #94 - Swett, USA from 2019-07-04T04:41:50

This week, Thickness and The Shine reminisce about old video rental stores, The Shine tells a true story about disgusting bodily…collections, and the boys learn about a douche flute explosion!!!

Episode #93 - Autoerotic Asphyxiation ft. Tactical Satan from 2019-06-27T04:37:41

This week, Thickness and The Shine host a god amongst men….strike that…A TACTICAL SATAN AMONGST MEN. We discuss fingers in the pooper, male meditation, and discover the differences between crack an...

Episode #92 - The Inaugural Sweat Cast 4 ft. Cogo from 2019-06-20T04:24:19

This week, Thickness and The Shine get deep and serious with special guest Cogo about shooting your shots, a verrry strange sunblock logo, and the best way to break into an ATM machine!

Episode #91 - How Many Dicks? from 2019-06-13T03:00

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the best lost and found reward of all time, an amazing karaoke DJ, and how many penises Thickness would orally copulate for a…small fee!

Episode #90 - Peepin' Mike from 2019-06-06T03:00

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the joys of band camp, The Shine reads the most difficult poem of all time (with stunning accuracy), and Thickness learns that not every famous musician o...

Episode #89 - Tuk Tuk from 2019-05-30T03:30

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss animals with interesting eating habits, a man whose mother was a hamster and whose father smelled of elderberries, and how crazy airplanes are.

Episode #88 - Moiton ft. Mark from 2019-05-23T04:06:37

This week, Thickness and The Shine host special guest Mark to talk about a serial burger slapper, an old man straight handling a dropkick, and getting guns pulled on us at a haunted hotel!

Episode #87 - Some People Eat It from 2019-05-16T03:57:17

This week, Thickness and The Shine debate which limb they would lose in exchange for a super power, a kiwi death club, and a man who looks like he ate ALL the cornbread. All of it.

Episode #86 - Cocaine Shrimp, Bruh from 2019-05-09T05:08:21

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about drug addict crustaceans, being paid to lay in bed for days on end, and have a moment of silence for a man who apparently is still alive!

Episode #85 - Freelance Fuckbot Cleaner from 2019-05-02T05:09:46

This week, Thickness and The Shine record their first episode in THE DOJO! They discuss the best way to kill yourself, give severity ratings to crimes and disabilities, and The Shine SPOILS IT FOR ...

Episode #84 - Irwin from 2019-04-25T04:00:39

This week, Thickness and The Shine get nasty while talking about sitting in the shower, ridiculing young children, and cop cars shooting GPS trackers at unsuspecting criminals!

Episode #83 - Some Kind Of Ologist from 2019-04-18T03:55:49

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss a halloween brawl that could have ended terribly wrong, question why churches are non profit institutions, and how they would react if they walked in on t...

Episode #82 - Where Do You Draw The Line? from 2019-04-11T05:00:03

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the logic of Rudolph’s nose, eating animal carcasses, and a boy in a tower with a spoon full of oil.

Episode #81 - Sick Cell Annie from 2019-04-04T04:39

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk sleepwalking, breaking through cam porn border lines, and go through the 99 craziest things to happen in…you guessed it…Florida!

Episode #80 - Poor Flopsy from 2019-03-28T03:27:11

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the lack of seatbelts on buses, a dog with a brain tumor, and the sport of edging!

Episode #79 - 45 Year Old Woman from 2019-03-21T04:20:01

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about their first LSD experiences, a demanding mom making the pilot turn a plane around, and death by quiche.

Episode #78 - Fuzzy Pooper from 2019-03-14T04:07:45

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Markopius) discuss the locker room etiquette and daylight savings time, all while streaming live on Chaturbate!

Episode #77 - Poop Johnson from 2019-03-07T05:28:20

This week, Thickness and The Shine enjoy a lazy post-fight Sunday morning while discussing the average amount of piss per day, a man named Poop, and fucking that ugly chicken legged MoMo character…

Episode #76 - Multiple Nesias from 2019-02-28T05:31:28

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss the dangers of quicksand, how dumb Real ID’s are going to be, and wether or not Payless Shoes are better than name brand shoes! RIP Brody Stevens

Episode #75 - Naked Gunn With Two "N's" from 2019-02-21T05:02:43

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Elisandro Gonzalez) discuss femininely hair armpits, test out some stand-up bits, and discover what smoking like a fish means…

Episode #74 - Awkward Transactions from 2019-02-14T01:38:36

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about AIDS, discuss the joys of socks, and potato basket land mines!!!

Episode #73 - 164XXX from 2019-02-07T05:02:22

This week, Thickness and The Shine discover the biggest…and baddest…and most disgusting…ehrm…”appendages”; after listening to a beautiful acapella solo performed by none other than The Shine himself!!

Episode #72 - Cryptomnesia ft. Sam Lund from 2019-01-31T04:07:45

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Sam Lund) listen to rapping homeless drug addicts, debate the ethics of eating animal brains, and watch a live squid cling to a woman’s face!

Episode #71 - Ninja Boy from 2019-01-24T06:05:04

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about a young man who lived a ninja lifestyle, a man with semen fibrosis, and a dog who just can’t give up!

Episode #70 - Coma Toes from 2019-01-17T04:06:52

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss heinous acts performed by medical professionals, hot dogs on sticks, and QUININE (which just means cancer).

Episode #69 - Would You Rather from 2019-01-10T03:35:15

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss marijuana edibles, working at strip clubs, and play a raunchy game of “would you rather”! ALSO….The Shine is SOBER FOR ONCE!!!!

Episode #68 - The Prosthetic Leg ft. Mitch Beard of Yolanda Blonda from 2019-01-03T03:30:51

This week, Thickness and The Shine host special guest MITCH BEARD of the world famous YOLANDA BLONDA for a fun filled episode….jailbirds flyin the coop…macho man tranny savage…Will Smith…JOIN US!

Episode #67 - Showers & Credit Cards ft. Elisandro from 2018-12-27T04:47:41

This week, Thickness and The Shine host a special guest (Elisandro) while talking about telescopic phalluses, playing real life Zelda, and hunters watching Bambi!

Episode #66 - Santa Porn from 2018-12-20T04:42:28

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about a love affair with the police department, DUI close-calls, and they jerk off to the Lord and Savior Santa Claus.

Episode #65 - "Dead Raccoon" the Cat from 2018-12-13T03:52:04

This week, Thickness and The Shine recover from a long drunk night while discussing important topics such as faking your mother’s death, doctors conducting their own surgeries, and a high speed cha...

Episode #64 - Please Blur My Wife's Name from 2018-12-06T04:12:16

This week, Thickness and The Shine mourn the death of Spongebob’s creator, witness a WORLD RECORD, and The Shine receives a head massage live on air.

Episode #63 - The Bluetooth Sphincter from 2018-11-29T03:37:55

This week, Thickness and The Shine wonder why there are so many OJ pulp options, having sex with men for $5,000,000,000 (the offer stands), and putting kegel weights in poopers.

Episode #62 - Shoutout to Dead People from 2018-11-22T05:11:49

This week, Thickness and The Shine roll solo while discussing the lack of geese in Arizona, a terrible couple and homeless man tag team, and Uber drivers!

Episode #61 - Ugly People Are Brave from 2018-11-15T04:07:57

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Rudy Rosatti) discuss throwing parties in military bunkers, how much politics suck….and we have the first ever LIVE COMMENTATED IBEX FIGHTS!

Episode #60 - The Lawd Alrighty from 2018-11-08T05:12:27

This week, Thickness and The Shine have a special guest…Morgan Wenter aka The Lawd Alrighty! We discuss twins born at the cusp of daylight savings time, GPS run tractors, and The Lawd guides us thr...

Episode #59 - Putin on the Trump from 2018-11-01T04:51:44

This week, Thickness and The Shine recover from a late night block party while debating the important topics of the day such as vacuum attack tactics, public executions at football games, and the m...

Episode #57 - Hairy Indian Men Only from 2018-10-18T05:00:23

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Ben) talk about opening bob, giving CPR to squirrels, and downloading porn onto a high school teacher’s computer!

Episode #56 - The Russian Hypocrisy from 2018-10-11T04:38:21

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and special guest Thomas Szeliga) discuss a range of topics, from a crazy russian who wrestles a bear, to what the correct way to wipe your ass is….to how useles...

Episode #55 - The Corn Poopy Experiment from 2018-10-04T03:50:15

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about free needles, how much dick theyd suck for $1,000,000…..and THE CORN POOPY EXPERIMENT!

Episode #54 - Intestines Through Your Nostrils from 2018-09-27T03:29:36

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about seagull poop anchors, smoking hookah, and a man who pretended to have down syndrome in order to have someone wash his balls for him…

Episode #53 - The Trapisode from 2018-09-20T03:33:43

This week, Thickness and The Shine enjoy some CBD Joints in the middle of fucking nowhere with a special guest…Kyle from Harvest Masters! (Special thanks to the British Ghengis John for producing!)

Episode #52 - Morning Glory Robo Thizzin from 2018-09-13T03:40:05

This week…Thickness and the shine celebrate their ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! From the bottom of our hearts, we would like to thank each and every one of you listeners and anyone who supports us. Speci...

Episode #51 - 8 Days Brain Dead from 2018-09-06T04:06:14

This week, Thickness and The Shine guess where the Ford Fiesta got its name, talk about the grocery arts, and reading actual paper maps...with a special guest, Anthony Orozco!

Episode #50 - I Like Not Having Kids from 2018-08-29T03:25:38

This week, Thickness and the Shine talk about a man pooping from a traffic light, they remember the late great John McCain, and talk about a farting security guard. 

Episode #49 - The Inaugural Sweatcast #3 from 2018-08-23T04:54:34

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about hot babysitters, how much cooking sucks, and they deal with a terrible clicking sound! Sorry in advance!

Episode #48 - Intro Final Last Time from 2018-08-16T05:27:37

This week, Thickness and The Shine dive deep into the dark arts. Depression. Anxiety. Debt. Pornography....well maybe not Pornography...but we do like Pornography. Notice how we capitalized Pornogr...

Episode #47 - Meth and Boredom from 2018-08-09T06:03:41

This week, Thickness and The Shine celebrate death, talk about germs, and consider opening a goat business!

Episode #46 - Sorry PETA from 2018-08-02T04:13:56

This week, Thickness and The Shine find out if Keke loves them, good BBQ, and grown ass babies!

Episode #45 - Rat Based Nutrition from 2018-07-25T06:15:49

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about how electronics track us, discuss bbq sauce, and how vaginas look. 

Episode #44 - Welcome to Loticus from 2018-07-19T07:03:44

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk to a few friends at a BBQ! Topics include expensive coolers, stoner dogs, and rude cashiers. 

Episode #43 - Hippie Flip from 2018-07-13T07:16:17

This week, Thickness and The Shine watch a fight, talk shit about fat people (and we are fat so we are allowed to), and discuss tipping people who serve you. 

Episode #42 - Smiling Pile of Poo from 2018-07-05T05:41:50

This week, Thickness and The Shine (and their special guest Markopious) talk about buffets, gay bars, and ancient civilizations. 

Episode #41 - The Inaugural Sweatcast #2 from 2018-06-29T04:02:41

This week, Thickness and The Shine mourn the death of some monkey who died, talk about poop stories, and decide wether or not Anime is good. 

Episode #40 - Illustrious Ladyboys from 2018-06-21T05:50:12

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about Japanese porn, a backstabbing ex girlfriend, and world famous illustrious ladyboys!

Episode #39 - Levitating Fishing Rods from 2018-06-14T04:18:21

This week, Thickness and The Shine remember Anthony Bourdain, talk about E3 (and Pokemon), and LEVITATING FISHING RODS!

Episode #38 - The Inaugural Sweatcast from 2018-06-07T02:41:58

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about commissioned salespeople, consider starting a religion, and decide wether or not prostitution should be legal!

Episode #37 - Fabuloso Injected With Acid from 2018-05-31T04:26:48

This week, Thickness and The Shine test their hearing, talk about carwashes, and learn how to make napalm!

Episode #36 - The Return of King Bob from 2018-05-24T03:13:01

This week, Thickness and The Shine....and special guest Robert Jae...talk about crackhouses, motor scooters, and our favorite candy....I mean rapper - Eminem!

Episode #35 - All Night feat. Robert Jae from 2018-05-17T03:17:54

This week, Thickness and The Shine host a special guest in the shed...King Bob aka Robert Jae! Check out his new single "All Night" featuring Aka Frank at https://soundcloud.com/iamrobertjay/all-ni...

Episode #34 - McGangster from 2018-05-10T05:38:32

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about the most gangster McGangster to ever McEat a McBicMac!

Episode #33 - The Rat Trap Challenge from 2018-05-03T04:28:14

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about babies at weddings, and come up with a new challenge for our brilliant youth to take part in!

Episode #32 - Justin Brown from 2018-04-26T04:47:29

This week, Thickness and The Shine learn about Justin Brown, decide to go to Russia for potato vodka, and The Shine interrupts Thickness while totally missing out on what would probably have been a...

Episode #31 - The Lazy Beaver from 2018-04-19T02:38:35

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about lazy beavers, Facebook, and SNORTING CONDOMS! Yes, you read that right...

Episode #30 - Dexter's Vaseline from 2018-04-12T05:48:36

This week, The Shine chats with a buddy about ass vaseline and the fights of the night!

Episode #29 - Truth or Consequences from 2018-04-04T05:37:42

This week, Thickness and The Shine hang out in a shed and talk about gore, nicotine, and a whole bunch of other shit!

Episode #28 - I Like What You Did With Your Room ft. Lorenzo from 2018-03-30T05:07:31

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about sliding into DMs with a special guest...Lorenzo!

Episode #27 - Betty White Had Curves from 2018-03-23T05:50:28

This week, Thickness and The Shine mourn the death of Stephen Hawking and Toys 'R Us....and speak on a CURRENTLY HAPPENING CONSPIRACY

Episode #26 -Teddy Roosevelt was a D@#! from 2018-03-20T08:53:16

Join us this week as we go deep into the life of Dr. Seuss.

Episode #25 - PING PONG SHOW!!! from 2018-03-12T02:58:11

This week, The Shine returns from Thailand and tells Thickness what Ping Pong Shows are all about!

Episode #24 -Lost Episode pt.2 FT Travis Peterson from 2018-03-02T08:59:23

In the second half of a special episode, join us as we go back to a lost episode where we go deep into Mormonism and Scientology with special friend the Oakland Bear.  Don't forget to go back and l...

Episode #23 Lost Episode pt.1 Ft Travis Peterson from 2018-03-02T08:49:27

In a lost episode from our vaults, the boys get into cults, the purple people, and we get a visit from the Oakland Bear. This is part one of two.

Episode #22 -CM Punk vs Turkey Meteors from 2018-02-19T00:01:38

Join us this week as we discuss CM punk, joycon garbage, and the likelihood that you might suffer from concussions due to undead turkey meteors! Available on all podcasts streaming platforms!!

Episode #21- The 20th Episode from 2018-02-13T11:09:47

In a weird shift of time, the boys celebrate 20 episodes together. Join as this week as we discuss hipster bikers, stealing from Amazon,  and the D.A.R.E. program. Now available on all streaming pl...

Episode #20 - The Twinkie Defense from 2018-02-05T00:05:31

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about the Super Bowl, the Twinkie Defense, and a murderous c-section.

Episode #19 - Condom Vending Machines from 2018-01-30T07:13:09

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about a guy asleep in the middle of the street, condom vending machines, and The Shine challenges an Aikido Master to a fight!

Episode #18 - Wash Don't Wipe from 2018-01-20T05:04:50

This week Thickness and The Shine talk about bidets, ASMR porn, and UFC 200!

Episode #17 - Swattistic from 2018-01-16T04:21:04

This week Thickness and The Shine talk about Swatting, consuming Tide Pods (wtf?), and the Hawaiian missile threat false alarm. 

Episode #16 - Whip Its! from 2018-01-08T03:52:24

This week, Thickness and The Shine talk about penis whitening procedures and frozen iguanas...WHILE DOING WHIP ITS!

Episode #15 - Featuring Mitch Beard from 2018-01-02T03:09:44

This week, Thickness and The Shine have a special guest! Mitch Beard of 'Brothers Beard' and 'Yolanda Blonda' is in the house!  

Episode #14 - Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah from 2017-12-27T03:50:26

This week, Thickness and The Shine celebrate Chrismahanukwanzakah! 

Episode #13 - NFL Tranquilizer Snipers from 2017-12-17T00:43:28

This week Thickness and The Shine talk about a super-fly midget, a hot homeless girl, and some crazy rave stories. 

Episode #12 - WOMP from 2017-12-12T04:05:38

This week, Thickness and The Shine debut their intro song and we hear a couple WOMPS! What is a WOMP you ask? Its a WOMP...duh...

Episode #11 - Mango Habaneros from 2017-12-05T19:59:46

This week, Thickness and The Shine do more name generators, attempt to recap UFC 218 and other workplace fights, and consider the proper steps to take when you come across a lost parrot. 

Episode #9 - The 10th Episode from 2017-11-27T03:03:59

Congratulations to us! WE HAVE REACHED OUR 10TH EPISODE! And congratulations to you, you beautiful human, because you are smart enough to be listening to us! Someday it may pay off!

Episode #8 - Pre Shower Poops from 2017-11-19T23:50:18

This week, Thickness and The Shine discuss shower-poop etiquette, boomerangs, and the supposed "end of the world".

Episode #7 - Jerking with Louis from 2017-11-13T03:06:42

This week we talk about Louis CK, more fighting, and what happens if the US gets nuked!

Episode #6 - Part Two from 2017-11-13T02:55:11

UFC...pooping your pants...sandwiches...what more could you want?!

Episode #6 - Part One from 2017-11-10T02:52:58

This week, a two part episode! In Part One, Thickness and The Shine talk about The Shine's experiences in the ER, some new video games, vegans, and vacations!

Episode #5 - "The Lost Episode" from 2017-11-07T08:05:06

This week, a special treat! Thickness and The Shine interview the one and only Greasy Rich!

Episode #4 - The Lost Souls of BART from 2017-11-01T01:12:09

Recorded just hours before The Shine was admitted to the hospital...The crew talks about how long a fighter should be able to hold a belt, people who break dance on BART, and much much more!

Episode #3 - Everyone is Dying from 2017-10-16T05:52:32

This week Thickness and The Shine talk about casinos, the world famous Mr. Christmas, and NAMBLA (google it). They discover their Star Wars names and have a brief moment of silence for those effect...

Episode 2.5.1 from 2017-10-09T03:05:50

This week Thickness and The Shine talk about the fight we have all been waiting for....George Foreman vs Steven Seagal! The world loses two heroes, Ralphie May and Tom Petty. And a whole lot of tra...

Episode #1 - The Virgin Episode from 2017-09-27T05:25:11

Our Virgin Episode! The first time we recorded as Thickness and The Shine! We talk about Dwayne The Rock Johnson, pooping on lawns, eating kratom, and much much more!