Podcasts by This Film Is Not Yet Created

Don't Think Twice with Josh Wilson from 2021-05-07T12:00

Our editor, Josh Wilson, joins us in front of the mics to talk Don't Think Twice (2016).

This one took on a different tone from our usual fare and we ended up talking a fair bit about imp...

Columbo with Leo Obregon from 2021-04-30T12:00

It's Chris' birthday and to celebrate, he wanted to tackle Columbo! 

We welcome back Leo Obregon (Waffle Junkies) and change format slightly.  Rather than three different pitches, we each...

Original Animal Pun Movies with Nina Kern, Nate Mount, and Matt Lamson from 2021-04-25T17:46:24

In a change of pace, we're making our own Original Animal Pun Movies!  

Join us as we get super silly with Nina Kern (White Collars, Red Hands), Nate Mount, and Matt Lamson (Chris & Matt)...

Half Baked with Leo Obregon and Donovan Mullings from 2021-04-20T14:32:49

Relax with our most rambling, half baked idea yet, Half Baked(1998)!  Full disclosure, we got fully baked and recorded this episode weeks ago but forgot to save it so we had to re-record!  Enjoy...

Finding Neverland with Jenna Kuerzi from 2021-04-11T10:00

Oh boy, 

In an incredible crossover with Jenna Kuerzi (Depp Impact), we tackle Finding Neverland (2004).  It's the story of a man creating Peter Pan, but it's also the story of old Britis...

Clue with Bonnie Culhane from 2021-04-02T12:04:52

Bonnie Culhane joins us this week for our very special 1-Year Anniversary!

We take a look back at our first year of adventures and scripts.  Oh and we talk about and pitch our own sequels...

There Will Be Blood with Bryce Read from 2021-03-26T19:00:35

Bryce Read (Improvised Dungeons & Dragons) joins us to talk There Will Be Blood (2007).  A movie he's seen multiple times through the pandemic.  This is certainly the most serious drama we've do...

Super Mario Bros. with Jerry Gonzalez from 2021-03-19T12:24:53

Jerry Gonzalez (There's Something In The Woods, Generation LatinX) joins us for the notorious Super Mario Brothers (1993).  We go full Marvel and make our own Mario Cinematic Universe, the REAL ...

Total Recall with Jakob Schaeffer from 2021-03-12T12:00

Get your ears to Mars!

The very funny Jakob Schaeffer (ComedySportz, iO, The Playground) joins us for our first Arnold action in TOTAL RECALL (1990).  This is Chris' favorite action movie...

The Thing with Charlie Minard and Peter Lugten from 2021-03-12T11:00

Who can we trust?  Who's who?  Who's a...Thing?  

We're joined by Peter Lugten and Charlie Minard to take on John Carpenter's The Thing (1982).  We go Among Us, we go meta, we go Clue, we...

When Harry Met Sally with Michael Springthorpe from 2021-02-26T11:00

Michael Springthorpe (Face Off Unlimited), joins us this week for an all time romantic comedy classic.  Steve imagines himself as Harry, Chris makes them old, Michael makes them gay.  You'll lov...

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with Mike Connor from 2021-02-22T18:29:34

I've got a golden podcast!

Mike Connor (The N Crowd) joins us to explore the lore behind Willy Wonka (1971).  Grande writes Oompa Loompa tunes.  Chris dives into golden ticket hysteria.  ...

Richie Rich with Carlos Rivera from 2021-02-12T17:04:21

The very funny Carlos Rivera joins us to talk about the 90's kids' adventure, Richie Rich.  

We've got references to Gamestop, Batman, and more!  This was a really dumb episode (aren't th...

Apollo 13 with Ross Childs from 2021-02-05T19:05:22

This week, comedian and TikTok personality, Ross Childs joins us for the harrowing adventure of Astronauts trying to safely return to earth.  

Grande sings theme songs, Chris makes a joke...

Batman Returns with Pat Bean from 2021-01-29T12:00

Pat Bean drops by to discuss Batman Returns!

We never got a third Tim Burton Batman, so we made our own!  

I guess we're all Batman geeks 'cause this turned out to be our longest e...

The Room with Timmy Carrol, Featuring Justin Schilling and Kira Redzinak from 2021-01-22T22:06:55

Wow!  What a movie, what an episode!  This particular one is so bonkers we had to bring in some extra help!

Timmy Carroll joins us to bring to life all the joy that could be Tommy Wiseau'...

The Untouchables with Thomas Mackin III from 2021-01-15T15:00:05

-The pandemic is still happening!  What are you gonna do now?  

-Guess I'll have a drink.

This week, the funny any multi-talented Thomas Mackin III joins us to discuss the gangster...

The Nightmare Before Christmas With Brian Walters from 2021-01-05T19:30:35

Happy holidays!

We've got the ultimate holiday movie for all holidays, The Nightmare Before Christmas.  Brian Walters comes back to celebrate and goof on this Christmas?  Halloween?  East...

Love, Actually with Johanna Medrano from 2020-12-18T12:38:44

It's the holiday season and that means RomComs!  

Johanna Medrano joins us to tackle the grand-daddy (and problematic precedent setting) of them all, Love, Actually.  We get a fantasy mee...

Hot Rod with Taylor Tolleson from 2020-12-11T19:09:33

Hwat are you listening to?  Hwy not listen to Taylor Tolleson joins us to make the sequel to the 2007 comedy gem, Hot Rod!  By the way, this is totally a Christmas movie!

Art: Kira Redzin...

Miami Connection with Donovan Mullings from 2020-12-07T10:13:56

A Happy Birthday to Steve!

In this special episode, we are treated to one of Steve's favorite movies, Miami Connection.  The hilarious Donovan Mullings, joins us to re-visit Y.K. Kim's ma...

Small Soldiers with Tyler Garamella from 2020-11-27T15:53:19

Happy Thanksgiving!

This year, we're thankful for friends, family, and murderous self-aware toys.  We're welcoming back Tyler Garamella this week.  As fans of Director Joe Dante, we jumpe...

Heavyweights with Tim Neeser from 2020-11-20T17:31:46

Tim Neeser stops by to tackle a beloved children's movie from the 90's.  There seems to be a theme here...

Grab some good good and chill out to this chill episode.  We also ponder the wid...

Rollerball with Nina Kern and Nate Mount from 2020-11-13T12:00

A very Happy Birthday to Nina!  

For her special birthday episode, Steve chose...Rollerball? 

In what was the worst movie we've done yet, we all had a blast making fun of it to cre...

Splash with Nathalie Galde from 2020-11-07T15:06:40

The results are in...Splash is a hit!

The multi-talented Nathalie Galde joins us to update Tom Hanks' breakout on the big screen.  This is a super funny episode.  Enjoy while you...

Jennifer's Body with Jonathan DeBona and Tatum Swann from 2020-10-29T11:00

In a special Halloween treat, Jonathan DeBona and Tatum Swann come back to the show for their favorite spooky movie!

This one is a little longer, but we really get into why it's their fav...

The Shawshank Redemption with Paul Whitehouse from 2020-10-23T14:51:49

Paul Whitehouse (Batsu!, The Goodman) joins us to make the greatest sequel to the greatest movie ever made.  What shenanigans will Andy and Red get up to?  How much darker can we take the story?...

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle with Dane Eissler from 2020-10-16T16:48:57

The incredible talent, Dane Eissler, joins us from the city of brotherly love to celebrate the most absurd and self aware "family" movie ever made.  Is it a movie for kids?  Is it a movie for ad...

Air Force One with Justin Schilling and Kira Redzinak from 2020-10-09T14:42:37

In one of our favorite episodes, Justin Schilling and Kira Redzinak join us to make the absurd sequel to Air Force One. 

This is our longest episode yet!  We go modern, we go late 90's, a...

Hackers with Jason Amplo from 2020-10-02T21:11:20

Jason Amplo joins us to create the the gritty modern Hackers Sequel we've all been waiting for!

GalaxyQuest with Tom Farley from 2020-09-25T16:55:37

Never Give Up, Never Surrender!  

Our latest episode is here and Tom Farley seriously brought the funny as we all made essentially different parts to the same movie.

Final Destination with Samantha Garcia from 2020-09-18T15:23:15

Death is coming for you!  Samantha Garcia (@samgargoals) joins us to create the next chapters in the long storied world of Final Destination.  This was our first modern horror piece and it got v...

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs with Jillian Mueller from 2020-09-11T11:30:26

Wolves, bear men, and math chickens, oh my!  In a long overdue episode, Jillian Mueller joins us to write our own vignettes in the style of the Coen brother's western anthology.  

Jaws with Charlie Lacke from 2020-09-04T14:11:20

"Submit to the Sea" and vote Jawson Sawtooth this upcoming election!

Charlie Lacke joins us to tackle the most famous movie for having unnecessary sequels, Jaws!  Things get fish...

Rudy with Tom Ebenhoeh from 2020-08-28T13:24:35

Are you ready for some football?!  

Tommy "Boom Boom" Ebenhoeh joins us to create the perfect sequel to a classic football story.  What was your high school's fight song?

Life of Pi with Meaghan Morris from 2020-08-21T13:41:14

In this episode, Meaghan Morris helps us take a beautiful journey and turn it into...something...else...?

History of the World Part I with Donovan Mullings from 2020-08-14T12:32:04

In one the of the most straightforward and silly projects yet, Donovan Mullings joins us to create the scenes from History of the World Part II that weren't teased.  

Mrs. Doubtfire with Jerry Gonzalez from 2020-08-07T13:46:01

Filmmaker and comedian Jerry Gonzalez stops by the show to make a Mrs. Doubtfire money-grab sequel.  This is one of Steve's favorite movies and one of our favorite episodes yet!  

GoodFellas with Leo Obregon from 2020-07-28T19:12:39

Leo Obregon joins us to create the continuing misadventures of Henry Hill.  

This episode features some faint background music during on of the reads and an outtake at the very e...

The Avengers with Josh Wilson from 2020-07-17T13:20:12

Josh Wilson joins us to explore the next phase for Marvel and the next Avengers outing.  

Note: There was some audio fracturing in the recordings, it's been minimized but some li...

Crossroads with Jonathan DeBona from 2020-07-12T15:59:41

Jonathan DeBona drops by to make Crossroads 2: Cross Harder.  Strap in for an action and Britney packed thrill ride!

The Shaggy D.A. with Matt Lamson from 2020-05-30T00:07:33

We get silly this week with Matt Lamson as we tackle the most absurd farcical comedy yet, The Shaggy D.A.  

The Warriors with Brian Walters from 2020-05-22T12:52:54

Come out to Playyyayyy! 

Brian Walters joins us to explore what happened next for The Warriors.

Brink! with Tyler Garamella and Tatum Swann from 2020-05-15T18:46:49

Things get X-TREME on this totally RADICAL episode featuring, Tyler Garamella, and Tatum Swann, as we look at one of the first Disney Channel Original Mooveez.

Labyrinth with Violet Esposito and Scott Palmer from 2020-05-07T20:43:39

In this episode, Violet Esposito and Scott Palmer join us to create the next Labyrinth!  

Sorry for the audio quality, we continue to look for the best methods to record and edit remotely...

Beetlejuice with Charlie Minard and Peter Lugten from 2020-05-01T15:50:09

In this episode, Charlie Minard and Peter Lugten join us to create the Beetlejuice 2 we never got!

TimeCop with Brendon Duran from 2020-04-24T12:09:37

In this episode, comedian Brendon Duran, joins us remotely to create the perfect TimeCop Sequel.  We found out there IS a TimeCop sequel, but it was straight to video so does that really count? ...

The Pagemaster with Ian Vytlacil from 2020-04-15T17:23:45

This week Ian Vytlacil joins us and we create sequels to the Pagemaster.

The Princess Bride with Bonnie Culhane from 2020-04-04T16:40:09

 Bonnie Culhane joins Chris and Steve in this premiere episode!  Listen to the three different visions for what Princess Bride 2 could have been.