Podcasts by 301 Moved Permanently

Episode 233: The Blood is Lava from 2018-09-25T14:00

Kris and Kole talk about empathy prosthetics, the commerce of comfort, and unwise thrift. ALSO: The Full Tremaine. Elementary school art glasses. Moving travails. Don’t put the whole story in the h...

Episode 232: No Hunger Games, No Hunger Drama from 2018-09-11T14:00

Kris and Kole talk about food safety, transformative spaces, and a new level of cat fishing. ALSO: Library Swords. A code red, room temperature milk problem. The problem with Papa. Kole explains “o...

Episode 231: There's No Legs in This Thing from 2018-08-28T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about cramming, restoration, and nights on the town. ALSO: It just says “Here”. Trim in the wild. How I know Dan Marino. Don’t put the whole thing in. Clock restoration. How a pu...

Episode 230: F.T.B.D.E. from 2018-08-14T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about missed opportunities, flawed hagiographies, and big dick energy. ALSO: Missing the Journey concert. The second one is always hardest. Facebook calls the Declaration of Inde...

Episode 229: Pump Hound from 2018-07-31T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about repetition, corruption, and dangerous botany. ALSO: Pump Hound. Misunderstanding reincarnation. Hot time, summer in the city. Kris went to see Taylor Swift. Fact hype man. ...

Episode 228: Butt Stuff from 2018-07-03T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about butt stuff. ALSO: Butt stuff.

Episode 227: Sandwich Opportunities from 2018-06-19T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about texture, invasive dentistry, and urban tombs. ALSO: Pressed goo. A soda faux pas, and the preferred lettuce. Coming on strong. Cashew surprise. Anne Frank’s dirty jokes. A ...

Episode 226: Swipe Right, Lose Your Sight from 2018-06-05T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about mementos, identity icons, and outlawed words. ALSO: Turd down for what. Letters from yourself. Keep your keys. Tinker Bell, Taz, Tweety Bird, etc. The alleged tattoo. STDs ...

Episode 225: The Second Autumn Always Was from 2018-05-08T21:00

Kris and Kole talk about antiquated search engines, parapsychological phenomena, and botched breakfasts. ALSO: Lycos will suffice. Nothing notable has happened. Cosby Crazies. The Pup Crawl. A bala...

Episode 224: Parallelothong from 2018-04-24T21:00

Kris and Kole talk about assistive hygiene, intemperate vermin, and double diamond genealogy. ALSO: Kris creates a sound poem. Dilly Bars and parallelothongs. I don’t miss Law and Order. Things we ...

Episode 223: Eeyore Gets a House from 2018-04-10T23:00

Kris and Kole talk about illumination, snack cakes, and unusual births. ALSO: It might not make a difference. Kris’ trip and the very expensive rock. Snack cake kill room. The Missouri Pickle Myst...

Episode 222: So Many Words from 2018-03-27T14:00

Kris and Kole talk about externalities, escalation, and expedition. ALSO: Big enough for a callback. Worried about crass. Externalities and dominoes. Cremation problems. The Great Canoe War. Racing...

Episode 221: The Zone Defense from 2018-03-13T17:00

Kris and Kole talk about moderation, valuable fluids, and parasites. ALSO: Shirley Temple desires. The middle. Too much news. Every house comes with Encino Man. Deer semen is very valuable. Osama B...

Episode 220: Hey Mildred, Are You Ternt? from 2018-02-27T23:00

Kris and Kole talk about proximity policy, flawed geography, and hostile packaging. ALSO: We tell you what you want. Nothing better. Kris is laying down. It rained in the house. Cash me ousite ha b...

Episode 219: Swerve Drive on the Road Pop from 2018-02-13T15:00

Kris and Kole talk about delivery logistics, awful queso, and delayed gratification. ALSO: Give ‘im the heater! Scavenger hunt for my packages. A very bad watch. The tubed food market. A comment fr...

Episode 218: House of Nards from 2018-01-30T11:00

Kris and Kole talk about dank taxonomies, derogatory taxonomies, and morbid taxonomies. ALSO: Context counts. We didn’t talk. Fish excuses and sweet potato difficulties. It’s a thermal carafe. QUIZ...

Episode 217: Illegal Sammy from 2017-12-19T23:00

Kris and Kole talk about oils, suffocation, and materials acquisition and transport. ALSO: Trying to pronounce French words. Seltzer logistics. Lil’ Peeper. Chubby Bunny lethality. Top shelf crouts...

Episode 216: Loads, Man from 2017-12-05T09:00

Kris and Kole talk about consensus, prose, and myth. ALSO: A good time for pre-pro. The problem with grandma. What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s? North Central Ohio’s first bar/arcade. It’s been a w...

Episode 215: Write It Down from 2017-11-07T16:00

Kris and Kole talk about advancements in technical culture, Tom Petty's subscription services, and chastity. ALSO: The screen keeps rotating. Nobody types. Cancel Tom Petty’s Pantry subscription. T...

Episode 214: That's Never Happened Before from 2017-10-24T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about medical oddities, evidence, and amateur zookeeping. ALSO: Hard to look at. A lot of room. That kidney thing has never happened before. Feed that kid some kale. Whataburger ...

Episode 213: Maybe That's Why I Hate Myself from 2017-10-10T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about extreme sleeping, spider church, and mascot naming. ALSO: Goofy foot sleeping. Tony Hawk memories. Command strips. Look at that dead junk. Have this cup of bedbugs. Netflix...

Episode 212: Everything is Gonna Be Fine from 2017-09-26T15:00

Kris and Kole talk about tourism, hooks, and escape acts. ALSO: Lotsa travel. Tales from the MLK museum. Tattoos by length or volume. It sandblasted the skin from their bones. I’m being doxed by Bl...

Episode 211: Girl Balls from 2017-09-12T16:00

Kris and Kole talk about good luck, decapitation, and shifting priorities. ALSO: Milton Waddams. New shut-ins. Our people, their people, and good luck. Crawford beheaded. The prince of purp. More f...

Episode 210: Showtime Ninja from 2017-08-29T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about forgery, recycling, and workplace inconvenience. ALSO: Dewy. Falltime festivals. Tiger Woods’s feel good hit of the summer. Fake Tiffany. Gutter Oil. I caught a drunk. Poop...

Episode 209: Frosting Train from 2017-08-15T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about what happens after the end, delicate surgeries, and whiskey origins. ALSO: The magic. Frosting Train. Let them play Cake. Inflat-a-bull. Self termination. Contacts and cata...

Episode 208: The Last Breakfast Machine from 2017-08-01T13:00

Kris and Kole talk about live music, historical reenactment, and the best way out. ALSO: Wait for the Oh Boy. Okkervil River Concert. Ducks have taken a dark turn. Stuck in ATM, send help. Colonial...

Episode 207: Reverse Home Alone from 2017-07-18T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about deliverance, arctic comfort, and robocops. ALSO: The anatomy of a raisin. Flashlight demo. Just the tip. The Trump family origin. Murphy beds are terrifying. Robot cops for...

Episode 206: Deep State Denny from 2017-07-04T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about doppelgangers, diplomacy, and mystery clocks. ALSO: Kole in the future. A new Ikea. You lose time. Sing the praises of the king. A new island. A Mermaid Puzzle for Kim. Mak...

Episode 205: Sizzlin' Beans from 2017-06-20T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about brand loyalty, crisis, and plagiarism. ALSO: Tentpole. How the West was fun. Pepsi shirt on Coke day. Ripple got Bluthed. Grandma prom. Sizzlin’ Beans. Laundry pods and dem...

Episode 204: Whatever It Takes from 2017-05-23T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about the wrong kind of seasonal affective disorder, body farms, and architecture. ALSO: Whatever it takes. Spring weirdness. Take that, stepdad. Deer shouldn’t eat that. The bla...

Episode 203: Mister Internet from 2017-05-09T16:00

Kris and Kole talk about branding, inebriation, and Steven Seagal. Good talk. The Brands Bracket. The trip. Spot the Drake. Alcohol and painkillers. Bombay Sapphire recall. Extract the truth. Cyrus...

Episode 202: Oops! All Golf Balls from 2017-04-25T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about the value of education, podcasting procedures, and heists. ALSO: UYD show and cops. Testing for lag. Let’s sell some chicken. Graduation and the value of education. These ...

Episode 201: Involuntary Uber from 2017-03-29T12:00

ALSO: A Year of Duckfeed. The etymology and proper usage of mfer. Holidome. R. Lee Ermy and Seinfeld. A tale of two brothers. Drive stick. Sex is good for you. Daily Toast. Channel One.

Episode 200: The Wal*Mart Mistake from 2017-03-14T20:00

Kris and Kole spend the 200th episode talking about Mansfield geography, stain removal, and cries for help. ALSO: Shawshank’s Mile. Foam party malfunction. Dessert centrifuge. Hyper specific geogra...

Episode 199: Adderall Bears from 2017-02-28T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about sensitivity, historic wars, and performance enhancing bears. ALSO: Mistaken identity. Jim Nabors. Judy Garland and the Munchkins. Swearing makes you honest. Shit pile. Fuck...

Episode 198: Beak Deep from 2017-01-31T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about toys, violence, and aviation. ALSO: Loofah. The chronicle of Sgt. Slaughter. Toy followup. Superheroes and violence. Monopoly piece vote. The loneliest bird. The curse of t...

Episode 197: Post-Whoomp on the Slide Side from 2017-01-17T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about upgrades, enhancements, and hubris. ALSO: Sans the snap and the pop. Dirt Cheap Yeti. Damp Snacks. Explain it to Roper. Age Play. Chicken Chalupa Shell. Firebox. Prehistori...

Episode 196: 300 Jars from 2017-01-03T12:00

Kris and Kole talk about getting in too deep, riding, and adventure. ALSO: Four other symptoms. Boring stuff about Trump. 1100lb Egyptian woman leaves home for the first time. Pony Up Daddy. A trea...

Episode 195: Falling Down Day from 2016-12-20T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about inventive cocktails, dictators, and survival. ALSO: Ron Howard. Concession. Risky to defend Duterte. Faces of Def. A Child’s Perspective on the Revolutionary War. Explainin...

Episode 194: Funk Implant from 2016-12-06T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about Randy Quaid, singles ads, and rogue weather forecasting.

ALSO: No silence. Our incipient apocalypse. Randy Quaid again. Brian’s vanishing. Weird singles ads. None ...

Episode 193: Crisco Inferno from 2016-11-22T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about the aftermath, the Lorax, and accessorization.

ALSO: Complaining about Skype again. It’s so weird now. Snack fire. Wedding cock ring. Change the game. Don’t punch ...

Episode 192: Three Men Who Stole a Baby from 2016-10-24T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about improv, Cheers, and temporary recreational pools.

ALSO: Wouldn’t want to miss a week. Kris’ whale song phone booth. No, but. No opinion on Ted Dansen. Budtender. A...

Episode 191: A Button That Says Linda from 2016-10-11T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about millennials, the future of sex, and surgery.

ALSO: A PSA. How many hours. New Zealand sign is the lake now. Fuckin' millennials. Tease and Please. These clowns owe...

Episode 190: Java Mopper from 2016-09-27T14:00

Kris and Kole talk about opiates, justice, and excess.

ALSO: Improving your experience. A maker society. Toddler generals and existential fishing stories. Arrest my toddler. Solid gold toi...

Episode 189: Between Bill Brasky and North Korea from 2016-09-13T11:00

Kris and Kole talk about logistics, propaganda, and true love.

Update the schematic. New phone ordeal. My cat's a bitch. I found the beef. The best health, the best. Robobabies. All Hail S...

Episode 188: The Bad Place from 2016-08-30T11:00

Kris and Kole talk about vacation, celebrity gossip, and canine robotics.

ALSO: Sorry I was late. Vacation. LePage rant. Kill Pill. Norway phone story. Keenan and Cosby. This will change t...

Episode 187: Snail Trail from 2016-07-19T17:15

Kris and Kole talk about education, self esteem, and robotics.

ALSO: Kole's cultured. Water on the mind. School Story. Roomba Beer Pong. Too Street. Go Live in This Tent.

Episode 186: Blow Joe's from 2016-07-05T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about inadequacy, recruitment, and philanthropy.

ALSO: Kole gets angry about audio. Kris gets recruited to a church. Cafe Fellatio. Cops rescue a blow up doll. IJustCame...

Episode 185: Cap Graw Syndrome from 2016-06-21T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about recognition, being unstuck in time, and digging graves.

Episode 184: Please Floor, Calm Down (Summer Jam '94) from 2016-06-07T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about perspective, testimony, and plagiarism.

Episode 183: Flavor Jets from 2016-05-09T22:00

Kris and Kole talk about gimmicks, feuds, and off-label usage.

ALSO: Climbing the charts. The end of the internet. Ted Cruz lookalike pornography. Sinead O'Connor and Arsenio Hall have a f...

Episode 182: Episode 182: We Call Him Braeburn from 2016-04-26T14:00

Kris and Kole talk about medication, photography, and exertion.

ALSO: In the shit. Selfie deaths. Hotel Hell. Pill Mills.

Episode 181: Beefin' the Tube from 2016-04-12T13:00

Kris and Kole talk about artificial intelligence, creepiness, and indefinite articles.

ALSO: Lubey, prep my zone. Touching robot butts. What's creepy? Zen as Fuck. It's A penis sleeve, not...

Episode 180: Juice Daddy Gonna Get His from 2016-03-22T14:00

Kris and Kole talk about unsolicited advice, algorithm, and blood-stained mail.

ALSO: Sleep With Me Podcast. Overcommitting. I'll get you to Mars in a month. PornIQ. Moldy sippy cups. Hone...

Episode 179: xanax.exe from 2016-03-08T12:00

Kris and Kole talk about etymology, expression, and parade dynamics.

ALSO: Top graduation songs. WordReference.com drama. Language Quiz: Spot the Fake Gay Culture Term. Resting Bitch Face ...

Episode 178: Bird Olympics from 2016-02-23T00:00

Kris and Kole talk about exhaustion, legislation, and ornithology.

ALSO: Kris knows best. Talking to the lights on the bathroom floor. Cliff Claven Beer Nuts. Walkin' around. Our Mom: Toy ...

Episode 177: The Remnant from 2016-02-09T14:00

Kris and Kole go shopping for paint and screen doors while talking about cannibalism.

Episode 176: Reverse Guzzler from 2016-01-19T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about digestion, humor, and chemistry.

It's a snough. We name things weird. Quiz: Terms for Anus. Bitch Better Have My Medicine. Meth spree. MRE regimen. Estrogen ocean....

Episode 175: A Fine Girl from 2016-01-05T12:00

Kris and Kole talk about incarceration, harbingers of failure, and venture capitalism.

ALSO: Sneeze jags. Christmas Hangover. Quiz: Prison or Porn. Just Not Sorry. The Harbingers of Failur...

Episode 174: Burlesque Buffet from 2015-12-21T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about being tracked, populism, and mistakes.

ALSO: The easiest joke. Burlesque Buffet. Toilet phone. Has Amazon clocked you? Air traffic control meth. 110 MPH and naked....

Episode 173: A Funnel and Some Bellows from 2015-08-11T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about education, taboo, and novelty.

ALSO: It goes a little something like this. School is not learning. Ritz Carlton. Pyongyang Time. 3D printed pills. Tell me the trut...

Episode 172: Sophisticated from 2015-07-28T17:00

Kris and Kole talk about neediness, office supplies, and propriety.

ALSO: The saddest short story. A podcast about podcasts. Rubber Band Man. Fois Gras Cannon. Sophisticated. A bake sale a...

Episode 171: They Call Me the Hammer from 2015-07-14T00:00

Kris and Kole talk about gardening, anger, and nightmares.

ALSO: Trying? Gardening advice. Anger. They call me The Hammer. The most American state. To what end nightmares? Giantess porn. T...

Episode 170: Steel Reserve Reserve from 2015-06-15T23:00

Kris and Kole talk about superstition, mechanical heads, and brains.

New mic. Mr. Stealyourgirl. Toussaud Watch. Specific directions. Blondie. PSA: Stop Buying Poor People Green Beans. You...

Episode 169: This And Everything Else Is All That I Have from 2015-06-02T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about international regrets, sex education, and politeness.

ALSO: Setting the expectation. Annotated bibliography. Mr. Egg. Every recipe is the same. Always Bet on Black...

Episode 168: Meat Swap from 2015-04-28T20:00

Kris and Kole talk about pot luck heuristics, impressing bros, and Kevin Kline.

ALSO: Acuity. The Good Samaritan was unemployed. The Oakley Pup Crawl. Someone brought botulism to the pot l...

Episode 167: Artisanal Carnies from 2015-03-31T13:00

Kris and Kole talk about lies, collective nouns, and the benefits of sleeping better.

ALSO: The Needy Tennant. Snoop Dogg and Reaganomics. Artisanal Carnies. Belgian blackface. Scarecrow t...

Episode 166: Klairidy from 2015-03-24T15:00

Kris and Kole talk about customer service, new marketing opportunities, and restraint.

ALSO: Boat School. Tabs and rabbit sounds. Sheik Tweets. Iran Contra. "Do you work here?" syndrome. S...

Episode 165: Long Live the New Fleshlight from 2015-03-17T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about sickness, inhalants, and food marketing fads.

ALSO: The black lung. Huffing markers. Institutional synesthesia. Throat confusion. Whole Foods pooping and kale-fed ...

Episode 164: No Fishnets, No Safety Nets from 2015-02-03T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about the ballistic properties of pumpkin pie filling, snow days, and courtesy.

ALSO: Symphonic Sanford and Son. We're not communicating in any way. Colon Bowling. Hunte...

Episode 163: Follow the Beans from 2015-01-27T20:00

Kris and Kole talk about weather disasters, legumes, and skin confusion.

ALSO: Snowpocalypse. Christopher Lloyd. Woodburned notes to self. Bean nomenclature. Judgemental Maps. Doomsday clo...

Episode 162: H.M. Really's from 2015-01-20T17:00

Kris and Kole talk about limitations, restauranteurism, and mythical metals.

ALSO: Pornographic beverages. Was that Odd Job? Limitations. Who sang The Gambler? Dew Better. Shot for breakfa...

Episode 161: Boom, You're Speed Buggy from 2015-01-13T17:00

Kris and Kole talk about branding, missed connections, and simulacrum.

ALSO: Marine Corps. Chicken Commercial. Brands. Pedestrian of the day. Bono's accident and the speed buggy soul vesse...

Episode 160: Horse Boat, Sunset from 2014-12-23T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about wine, appliances, and agriculture.

ALSO: These genes and the wine kick. Gary Busey's cocaine dog. Christmas Vacation goof supercut. Who is Sam Elliott. A jetski-le...

Episode 159: Just Drink the Water from 2014-12-16T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about old men, a staggering lack of compassion, and missing brains.

ALSO: A tiny little pill. Old Men Who Are Dead as Fuck, Part 43. Old Candies. GGG and tricking us int...

Episode 158: Way Too Much from 2014-11-25T20:00

Kris and Kole talk about giving up, flames, and cleanliness.

ALSO: I was going to be lonely anyway. Wolf in White Van. How much do I give up. Giving up way too much. We're all fire retarda...

Episode 157: Oncologist Cop from 2014-11-18T23:00

Kris and Kole talk about numbers, cloaking, and crushing uncertainty.

ALSO: For my own amusement. Leading your shots. Favorites and Ball Chasing. Inside Baseball on Numbers. People you kno...

Episode 156: A Hit Off the Soy Box from 2014-11-11T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about disruption, fantasies, and dwarves.

ALSO: Easy to get mad. Not related to a department store. I'm mad at the government. Porn title quiz. 3D printed food. Soylent ...

Episode 155: Claw Law from 2014-11-04T23:00

Kris and Kole talk about names, sick days, and underground business meetings.

ALSO: Anxiously awaiting a pen shipment. Museum gift store suppliers. An inappropriate gift basket. Claw law. ...

Episode 154: Tyvek Futures from 2014-10-28T17:00

Kris and Kole talk about travel, outbreaks, and skulls.

ALSO: Macho Man telephone greeting. Lost my bookmarks in the moby. All over weather. Portland adventure. A truly public restroom. Ai...

Episode 153: Father of 5-4-3-2-1 from 2014-10-22T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about antiquated executions, burial, and peanut allergies.

ALSO: Too many beers and WHAM. SPYT. Root cellar. Death by elephant. Bobby "Two Strike" Cokehead. Here's dad's...

Episode 152: LISIS: See the Clown from 2014-10-15T00:00

Kris and Kole talk about Seasonal Affective Disorder, frolf, and malt liquor.

ALSO: A deadline on your stress. The Drug Mart Bus. Every receipt tells a story. A Seasonal Affective Disorder...

Episode 151: Showcase Hoedown from 2014-10-07T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about salvage, war criminals, and epidemiology.

ALSO: A document of modern day love. Life straw for tommy. A head in a bag. Rudy Giuliani Defends Call of Duty from Manue...

Episode 150: Dennehy Raft from 2014-09-30T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about carpentry, hydrodynamics, and sanity checks.

ALSO: A podcast for carpenters. Raft or boat? Welcome to the world of AIDS. Leg Lamp. The deadliest garden. Foul mouth...

Episode 149: Cranky Ska from 2014-09-02T16:00

Kris and Kole talk about gamers, burns, and organ rights.

ALSO: Air VnA. Game people are the worst. K-PAX. You're going to be so delicious. All of the HIV is in the eyes. The Fire Challeng...

Episode 148: I Have No Bones and I Must Walk from 2014-08-26T15:45

Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, Disney World, and the commerce of comfort.

ALSO: Grew up in a box. Catch your own errors and Hippo Laws. Seven Layer Depression Dips. Adventures ...

Episode 147: Yo Yomega Ma from 2014-08-19T20:00

Kris and Kole talk about remembrance, compulsion, and currency.

ALSO: Grocery store dance party. Lithgow villains. Hot tub logistics. Searing slander of Guy Fieri. He's real sad about him,...

Episode 146: Willie Pete from 2014-08-12T11:00

Kris and Kole talk about bad radio, war crimes, and instant death.

ALSO: Misguided acrostics and bad radio. My craft beer brings all the boys to the yard. Willie Pete. Sambuca. The Pavlok....

Episode 145: The Mayor of Wrong from 2014-08-05T11:00

Kris and Kole talk about whiling the hours away, juvenile bucket lists, and Night Kole.

ALSO: Kris's exorbitant cam. Wasting our lives. I know what a bucket list is. A better class of drun...

Episode 144: Tank Bronson, M.D. from 2014-07-29T11:00

Kris and Kole talk about manhood, missing brothers, and fantasy.

ALSO: Teaching Kole to be a man. Electric razors? Cee Lo teaching Sean Combs to be hard. Tongue Phrenologist. Wrestle move ...

Episode 143: The Exhaust Pipe from 2014-07-22T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about white supremacy, small businesses, and taking inventory.

ALSO: It's like a simile. Kris starts the Simpsons dive. Keeping the good boxes. Becoming a new kind of pe...

Episode 142: Briny Steep from 2014-06-17T10:00

Kris and Kole talk about Muppet hierarchies, celebrity injuries, and produce.

Suggested Talking Points:

The candy store. A grim hypothetical...

Episode 141: A Cranstonian Body from 2014-06-10T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about cultural osmosis, further atrocities, and policy.

Suggested Talking Points:

Too much toothpaste, too little beer. S...

Episode 140: Clown Chair from 2014-06-03T13:00

Kris and Kole talk about novelty beers, Holocaust denial, and mass shootings.

Suggested Talking Points:

Kris drinks clown beer. Kris imitate...

Episode 139: Catacomb from 2014-05-27T11:00

Kris and Kole talk about forbidden language, forbidden food, and forbidden bees.

Suggested Talking Points:

Pauly Shore's sex tape. Wet Hot A...

Episode 138: The Pad Pad from 2014-05-20T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about technosexuality, drug policy, and then peace out because nodding off.

Suggested Talking Points:

Simpsons report. Kr...

Episode 137: Bull Rider Fighter from 2014-05-13T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about marital aid evangelism, sea life, and infant sorrow.

Suggested Talking Points:

Extruded chicken death. Use yah blin...

Episode 136: Cream Pie for Larry from 2014-05-06T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about privation, haste, and grandma shows.

Suggested Talking Points:

Weak iced tea. Kole doesn't want to leave the house....

Episode 135: Samurai Burt's Fun-Time Eyeball Experience from 2014-04-29T12:00

Kris and Kole talk about stalking, the Simpsons, and duck theft.

Suggested Talking Points:

For the sizzurp. People care. People care enough ...

Episode 134: Clear Hanky, Front Right Pocket from 2014-04-22T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about belated mourning, acceptance, and institutional violence.

Suggested Talking Points:

Harold Ramis and the Surplus Be...

Episode 133: Jesus Couldn't Tap from 2014-04-15T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about the depressing Jetsons future, marketing, and haute cuisine.

ALSO: Hyperpanic Chamber. Stage II Synchronicity. Talkin' shit about Jack Black. Carbon Fiber Future. ...

Episode 132: Skeletons Are a Legitimate Threat from 2014-04-01T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about making memories, aeronautics, and witchcraft.

Suggested Talking Points:

Making Memories. A River Runs Through the S...

Episode 131: The Illusion of Steering from 2014-03-25T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about futility, finance, and palindromes.

Suggested Talking Points:

Let's not make this about poop or vaginas. The annive...

Episode 130: The Crown of Flames from 2014-03-19T21:00

Kris and Kole talk about altercations with the police, nautical law, and body art.

Suggested Talking Points:

Thumb drumming. Watching too mu...

Episode 129: Let's Just Feel This Tomorrow from 2014-03-11T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about the collective perverted subconscious, brewing, and clowning around.

Suggested Talking Points:

It's my domain. Porn...

Episode 128: A Bad Case of the Scoops from 2014-03-04T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about a time in every man's life, infusion, and gender politics.

Suggested Talking Points:

Reached a the turkey point. We...

Episode 127: Operation Wally Drop from 2014-02-25T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about fame, drug policy, and the style at the time.

Links of Note:

Cheese Nips. Progeria ward. Bieber's Weed Plane. The Necknominati...

Episode 126: Carbon Date This Rock from 2014-02-18T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about creationism, bronyism, and spiritual happenings.

Suggested Talking Points:

I don't know what to do about that. A po...

Episode 125: El Luchacabra from 2014-02-11T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about John Ratzinger, priopriety, and sleeper agents.

Suggested Talking Points:

I watched COPS instead. John Ratzinger is...

Episode 124: Distance Knife from 2014-02-04T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about the cosmic secrets we gun down, new apps, and predation.

Suggested Talking Points:

We made a tactical error. God ha...

Episode 123: The Pounding Continues from 2013-08-06T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about academic dishonesty, fulfillment, and minimum wage.

Suggested Talking Points:

Keep pounding. An academic sham. The ...

Episode 122: Altruistic Ridges from 2013-07-30T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about recovery, loss, and victory.

Suggested Talking Points:

Circling the Horses. I Don't Get Sleep. 1 day of night. Moon...

Episode 121: Schrödinger's Vigoda from 2013-07-23T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about their hiatus, coincidence, and genetic diversity.

Suggested Talking Points:

Enough mescaline. Hiatus. Follow me san...

Episode 120: All's Fair in Love and GWAR from 2013-06-25T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about trophies, the Singularity, and Caddy Shack.

Suggested Talking Points:

Giving ball. Gumption crossing. You never let...

Episode 119: Currant Events from 2013-06-18T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about live entertainment, conspiracies, and old television.

Suggested Talking Points:

BPM. Taking my ball and going home....

Episode 118: It's a Ficus from 2013-06-11T16:00

Kris and Kole talk about city struggles, snack food, and pandemics.

Suggested Talking Points

Net ball. No friends. The anatomy of a Pringle. ...

Episode 117: Smooth Sailing from 2013-06-04T05:00

Kris and Kole talk about opulence, celebrity, and gender.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Scott Baio's real voice. Arrested Development Season 4. ...

Episode 116: knives.co.us.au.org. from 2013-05-28T20:00

Kris and Kole talk about Christian children's programming, alternative food sources, and self esteem.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

You're (part...

Episode 115: Cone Alone from 2013-05-21T20:00

Kris and Kole talk about feeders, courtship, and grill maintenence.

LINKS OF NOTE:

Fake court. Thanks Obama. Feeders. I hope I don't die in this car. A...

Episode 114: Lawry Don't Wear a Robe from 2013-05-14T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about imminent danger, loyalty, and survival.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

STYLUS. Free Range Furby Farms. Turn off your pus...

Episode 113: Naming a Banjo Band from 2013-04-23T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, genetic diversity, and dimensions.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

I pitch over windmills. We did it. E...

Episode 112: A Book With Two Rooms from 2013-04-16T17:00

Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Sending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is...

Episode 111: God Gave Them Bones from 2013-04-09T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Wrecked on absinthe. Running out of gas. Song for the end of the world. A w...

Episode 110: By the Light of a Barrel Fire from 2013-04-02T21:00

Kris and Kole talk about the geology of pornography, ethnic grocers, and odds.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Foam Factory. Setting the hook. Por...

Episode 109: Parker Lewis Quits Booze from 2013-03-19T06:00

Kris and Kole talk about religious conspiracies, political affiliation, and personal doomsdays.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Kole is out of his...

Episode 108: Mid-Air Drunken Wiffle Ball Tournament from 2013-03-12T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about air travel, religion, and making your mark.

Suggested Talking Points:

Maynard G. Krebs. Your bad day? MY bad day! W...

Episode 107: Brown Out from 2013-03-05T00:00

Kris and Kole talk about fundraisers, traumatic middleschool memories, and spontaneous combustion.

Suggested Talking Points:

The decision to...

Episode 106: The Dim Candle of Your Remaining Life from 2013-02-26T19:45

Kris and Kole talk about being out of touch, gender politics, and classic art.

Suggested Talking Points:

Effort? Eating chips wrong. Missing...

Episode 105: A Yeti With a Log from 2013-02-19T08:00

Kris and Kole talk about paradoxes, grooming, and animal control.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Kris is sick. Chancre. The nug paradox. Regardin...

Episode 104: All John Hughes, All the Time from 2013-02-05T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about policy, compromise, and attention spans.

Suggested Talking Points:

Party groping. The Ferris Bueller Theory. Five G...

Episode 103: Was the Baby Okay? from 2013-01-29T20:00

Kris and Kole talk about tragedies, mistakes, and snowmen.

Suggested Talking Points:

Installed anxiety. Ghost poops and your window to the w...

Episode 102: I'm Here for the TV from 2013-01-22T18:00

Kris and Kole talk about cinema, fantasies, and catharsis.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Hot air. No podcasts in LA. Wrong names for shows. Cagn...

Episode 101: Patty Melt from 2013-01-08T16:00

Kris and Kole talk about nomenclature, motivational speakers, and disappointment.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Patty Melt. The Etymology of Fro...

Episode 100: Strictly Platonic from 2013-01-01T16:00

Kris and Kole talk about relationship advice, atrocities, and our hundredth episode.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Melancholy. Episode 100, some...

Episode 99: Werther's Original, Defined from 2012-12-26T15:00

Kris and Kole talk about hydration, the void, and eugenics.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Dan Rather and the News Squad. Delicious water. The co...

Episode 98: This is Not My Beautiful Prison from 2012-12-18T17:00

Kris and Kole talk about misunderstood films, synchronicity, and neuroses.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Audible. George Clooney is Leatherface....

Episode 97: Kole's Lonely Christmas from 2012-12-11T19:00

Kris and Kole talk about childhood theft, film, and how to protect against fraud.

LINKS OF NOTE:

Kole's Lonely Christmas, continued. The Chipotle Consp...

Episode 96: I Smoked Claudia from 2012-12-04T15:00

Kris and Kole talk about celebrities, tech news, and self esteem.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Brad Pitt and Mike Tyson are eskimo brothers. Do...

Episode 95: Robert Loggia's Aristocrats from 2012-11-27T08:00

Kris and Kole talk about loneliness, the coming holiday onslaught, and body image.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Sound check and the traveling p...

Episode 94: One Long Beep from 2012-11-20T15:00

Kris and Kole talk about alternate lives, independence, and our spiral into stupidity as a species.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Lee Marvin's L...

Episode 93: I Want to Play With Your Clock from 2012-11-13T20:00

Kris and Kole talk about self reliance, chidren's television, and historical fiction.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Beer, meat, and lookin' good...

Episode 92: Slimy Lightning from 2012-10-30T17:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about samurai, reptiles, and perversion.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

That's a show. An intermittent Kole. Bl...

Episode 91: Bachmann-Palin Crazy Eyes from 2012-10-23T21:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Jungle Jim's, celebrity sex, and conspiracies.

SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS:

Robot Podcast. Jungle Jim's...

Episode 90: This Lonely Iteration from 2012-10-16T17:00

The longest Kris. Expanding and contracting. Skidmark Dora. Kole got an iron. The Drudge Factor and the Huffpo'boy. The Day the Beats Died. The law that outlawed smiles. Stay off the liquid nitr...

Episode 89: A Sidewalk for the Air from 2012-10-09T23:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about courage under duress, the last circus, and routines.

Suggested Talking Points:

Cinder block rights. ...

Episode 88: Has Anybody Here Seen Wally? from 2012-10-02T21:00

Excuse the audio quality in this week's episode. We couldn't record, so we had to dig up a lost episode. We did the best we could. Sorry.

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Episode 87: Busty Latina Glasses from 2012-09-18T18:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about radiant heat, rapping dogs, and toddler pugilism.

Suggested Talking Points:

Acrylic Mink. Warming my...

Episode 86: The Complete Breakfast Solution from 2012-09-11T13:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about old TV shows, obsessing, and fears (again).

Suggested Talking Point:

BITS. What a to do. Kole messed ...

Episode 85: Story Gourd from 2012-08-21T19:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the gay underground railroad, vitamin back, and jail booty.

Suggested Talking Points:

Offending dolp...

Episode 84: Episode 84: Bobbing for Mana from 2012-08-14T14:00

Wherein those damn Ross Kids talk about family, compromise, and being cool.

Suggested Talking Points:

Keep it rolling. The Blowjob Fairy (no...

Episode 83: What That Says About the Philippines from 2012-08-07T19:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about mysterious gunwomen, very public restrooms, and recreation.

Suggested Talking Points:

Female boxers ...

Episode 82: The First Rule of Woodshed from 2012-07-31T20:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing your job, bad booze, and cutting your own hair.

Suggested Talking Points:

Kris was late. Heavy...

Episode 81: Universal Juice Truths from 2012-07-26T20:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tubing, psychopaths, and foot enthusiasts.

Suggested Talking Points:
WKOLE. More cowbell, less cowbell. Can ban. Chinaman penis...

Episode 80: Elmo's Ether Frolick from 2012-07-10T19:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about bee stings, empathy, and adventure.

Suggested Talking Points:
Talking Jive. Summer Rental. 50 Cent: The Goose. Grift of the Mag...

Episode 79: Separation of Power and State from 2012-07-03T22:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Scott Baio, urination, and Blank Check.

Suggested Talking Points:
Are you the same person? Power outage survival strategies. Re...

Episode 78: Cut-Up (TM) from 2012-06-27T20:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about identifying bodies, brewing, and legislation.

Suggested Talking Points:
You interrupted me. A groping of opportunity. Tattooed ...

Episode 77: The Alleged Keyboard from 2012-06-12T19:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about chairs, condiments, and how awful the both of them are.

Suggested Talking Points:
Mystery sound. Reagan’s blood. Sorry, Chair. ...

Episode 76: Tall Pig from 2012-06-05T22:45

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cannibalism, dolphin parties, and creamy middles.

Suggested Talking Points:
Beard scratching contest. Late-night karaoke murder...

Episode 75: The Hamburger Angling Association from 2012-05-28T21:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about universes, urine thresholds, and salad.

Suggested Talking Points:
Hat envy. Willy Wonka = George Bush? SCIENCE ZONE: Black Hole...

Episode 74: Snazzy Slacks from 2012-05-22T20:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about religious figures, phantom limbs, and murder.

Suggested Talking Points:
A little hot. The Dalai Lama is afraid of flying. Porn ...

Episode 73: Birds of Our Fathers from 2012-05-15T21:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about children’s books, citizenship, and deer.

Suggested Talking Points:
We have an intro already (the worst person). Little Bear sla...

Episode 72: No No, Kole, Don't Talk from 2012-05-01T18:00

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about matricide, conditions, and the surrogate Kole.

Kole was incredibly inebriated for this episode. Forgiveness please.

Suggested Talking ...