Podcasts by Thots on Art

Grade Pending from 2023-08-15T06:56:04

And just like that, Amir and Przemek are back with food and drink banter, New York gallery comings and...

Leisure Suit Larry from 2023-08-02T16:59:52

Fresh from the Las Vegas strip, Amir reports back on the MSG Sphere and the salacious Sin City vibe, while Przemek fills us in on rural Germany’s Whole Festival. The th0ts then discus...

World Class Zinger from 2023-07-10T16:16:29

After a brief 23-week-long hiatus, and a series of major life-changing events - the boys are back, and yet, not much has changed. The th0ts touch base on the latest highs and lows in pop culture...

Thoughts on Art from 2023-01-25T14:24:42

After much listener demand, we've packed our palettes with non-stop art coverage. This week, we take a look at the Yayoi Kusama x Louis Vuitton collaboration, Beyoncé's controversial ...

The Thot Bot from 2023-01-11T09:08:22

Happy New Year! The boys fire up their new thot bot and discuss Emily in Paris, 2023 resolutions, and America’s country music capital. Later on, the autonomous listener mailbag is pop...

Katz’s Delicatessen from 2022-11-07T09:56:54

After nearly getting trapped in the NYC Marathon, Amir froggers his way through to the studio for yet another spicy episode! We digitally preview 2022 Whitney Biennial! We take a peek to find out if the Listen

Thots In Art Pt. III from 2022-03-02T08:11

Reporting live from Armonk, New York and Sandomierz, Poland, this is Thots on Art Now, the No More Biennials Report. We’re in the studio with noted artist and very special corresponde...

Live from New York, It’s Thots on Art from 2022-02-07T08:16:29

Fresh out of customs, Przemek has popped into the World Famous borough of Brooklyn for some scalding hot gossip! We take a sneak peek at the upcoming Whitney Biennial, the Venice Bien...

Thotoman Empire from 2022-01-16T09:09:14

We’re back, and we made it in time for the juiciest art wor...

Thots on ’21 from 2021-12-30T02:15:42

Blessed and energized by the release of Emily in Paris season 2, we’re ready to go into 2022 in high gear! But first, we take a look at some of the art world controversies of 2021, in...

And Just Like Thots from 2021-12-22T02:45:47

And just like that… we’re back and we made it past the previous episode! In one of our most thot provoking episodes yet, we discuss the new West Side Story, the Sex and the City reboo...

The Rogaine Experience from 2021-11-30T08:36:12

It’s time to make the Sufganyot! Whip that Menorah out, because another Festival of Slights is here. After a brief hiatus, the th0ts are back and as clueless as ever, especially when ...

We’ll Triennial Anything Once from 2021-10-28T11:45:21

The change.org petition worked, you raised your voices, and we’re back on the air! The th0ts discuss the virtues of studio sales, the thematic threads ...

Going There from 2021-10-22T03:03:23

Following a growing national trend, we’re throwing in the towel and quitting art! Is this our last broadcast as artists?

The th0ts also discuss the exploding prices of artists they’ve nev...

Art Basel - from UBS to IBS / with Artnet News’ Kate Brown from 2021-09-30T08:33:21

Fire up that fondue pot and change those fonts to Helvetica, because a very special guest has popped in fresh off the runway from Switzerland! Rachel Libeskind, joins us to discuss her new exhibition at New Release, g...

Art Fair Exposé from 2021-09-12T07:08:32

Just in time for the High Holidays, Amir returns stateside and hits the ground running! The th0ts chat about a major controversial comedy event, the Ghani family cash web, the 20th an...

Amir in Berlin from 2021-08-26T05:37:40

After a two-year hiatus, Amir makes it back to Berlin and tries to live his best Emily life, only to be met with scowls around every corner. But being the rays of light that they are,...

Storm Queens from 2021-08-04T16:55:49

After two dramatic and salacious months abroad, it’s time for Przemek to head home to the land of scowls. The boys reminisce about the last few weeks, their visits to Hudson Yards, th...

The Van Buren Boys from 2021-07-09T08:17:41

After nearly getting submerged by the flash floods of Tropical Storm Ella Emhoff, Amir makes it to the recording studio and the boys recount their 4th of July adventure, which include...

Ab Flex from 2021-07-03T09:39:43

After a brutal heatwave, Amir has suddenly found himself waterlogged on the Upper East Side, while Przemek has finally made it upstate to his residency. The boys discuss our from 2021-05-27T04:29:12

Take off that ultrasuede, slip into a chiffon kaftan, and whip out your tiniest silver spoon, because we’re back after a much-needed disco nap! In this week’s episode, we catch up on ...

Straight Talk w/ David Fierman from 2021-05-13T03:27:54

He’s bold, he’s brash, and he’s back by popular demand! Noted New York dealer, David Fierman, joins us to discuss David Fierman, proprietor of the Lower East Side’s ...

Avocado Goiter from 2021-04-09T19:16:27

Fresh off the Dreamliner runway, Amir updates us on his life back stateside and threatens that he’ll go visit the KAWS show at the World Famous Brooklyn Museum. Meanwhile, now that We...

The Passover Edition from 2021-04-02T17:01:35

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, Amir dials up from his childhood bedroom in the occupied territories and fills us in on life in the post-pa...

The VAXXXD Edition from 2021-03-24T15:16:27

After his sweet sojourn south of the border was nearly interrupted by an earthquake, Amir makes it back to New York and reveals some shocking news. Meanwhile, Przemek hatches an art-a...

A Royal Mess from 2021-03-10T13:30:37

As an arts and culture podcast, it’s our duty to report on last week’s interview of the century, so tune in and find out whether we’re Team Oprah or Team Gayle! We also discuss our he...

NFT (Non Fungible Thots) w/ Christa Joo Hyun D'Angelo from 2021-03-05T03:25:43

Our clickbait has worked and we’ve finally purchased a third mic! The only thing that can top Michael Jordan and Miley Cyrus in this 23rd episode spectacular is our very special guest...

Get With the Time(s) from 2021-02-18T00:47:41

Join us as we struggle through our Ash Wednesday brain fog to understand Time magazine's Next 100 list, crypto/tokens/NFTs/the block chain???, art world demotions, our patron queen Anna Delvey, ...

The Apology Tour from 2021-02-11T03:04:59

Due to the arctic blast, our Tesla battery died and we never made it to the first stop of our Mea Culpa World Tour. But join us as we hop in our jalopy and go for a ride through this ...

The Figuration Pandemic from 2021-02-05T03:45

After taking a peep into Clubhouse and quickly leaving the room quietly, we searched high and low, and couldn't find an ounce of Moderna to inject into today's sad state of bad figurative painti...

An Episode So Nice, We Named It Twice from 2021-01-28T05:20:32

And just like that, Amir finds a late 90s New York guidebook discarded on the street, leading the th0ts to strap on their Manolos and pound the pavement to Magnolia Bakery, Bungalow 8...

L'HAIM from 2021-01-21T09:26:06

When they go low, we go lower! Join us for some hard-hitting yas queening from democracy’s front porch as we react to the inauguration, Trump art’s death spiral, interrogate the best ...

Serenity Now! from 2021-01-14T09:57:08

In a twisted turn of events, Amir finds a board game on the street and an episode about nothing quickly turns into a show about nothing. The th0ts also introduce a new spicy lightning...

Mailbag: Fifth Amendment Edition from 2021-01-07T09:10:19

While looking in the engorged mailbag, Amir discovers that he has received an anonymous piece of sinister snailmail - being the gumshoes they are, the th0ts investigate! We also offer some advic...

The Art Quiz from 2020-12-31T09:05:57

Our most educational episode yet - tune in to find out just exactly how littl...

Art Ho Ho Ho from 2020-12-24T10:04:08

In this extra festive episode, the boys go over some recent buzzed-about stories, lightly dive into Gallery Girls, and become the masters of their own domains by having a look at Jeff...

How To (Not) Be An Artist from 2020-12-17T10:03:58

Continuing our decade in review, we have a look at a prescriptive list written by one of the biggest sna...

CHANUKAH-19 from 2020-12-10T09:58:59

Only 3 more episodes to go until the end of the year that keeps on giving! Thankfully, the various year end reviews have already started flooding in, and we check out the Listen

Myth Busters from 2020-11-18T13:20:21

Word on the curb is that everyone’s leaving New York, but is that yet another vast right-wing conspiracy? We check in with correspondent Amir to find out what’s happening there on the...

The Anal Sphincter from 2020-11-11T17:22:21

Hang ten, we’re going for a ride on the 2nd wave of Covid! We make a stop along the way at the depression donut shop, talk about our DNA results, and dissect performance art in the ag...

Post-Election Special from 2020-11-08T16:28:52

After 4 years of chaos and insanity, America has had it, and so have we! We discuss the effects this has had on culture, and the direction we hope to see going forward. We also rank t...

Shawn Mendes’ Wood from 2020-11-02T14:15:18

As our queen Miley once belted out, it’s all about the climb! The th0ts dive deep into Ariana’s new release, the Camille Henrot drama, Grayson Perry’s comments to the Telegraph, art f...

Various Small Fries from 2020-10-28T13:52:03

After two weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, the th0ts surprised each other with a trip down bad faith art dealer road to redemption memory lane and p...

Listener Male Bag from 2020-10-21T14:15:07

Our mail sac overfloweth! We discuss the highs and lows that have been running through our listeners’ minds. A few topics include Vida Americana: Mexican Muralists at the Whitney, representation...

Eliza in Paris from 2020-10-14T14:59:12

Although briefly sidetracked by the horror of the Stupid Love wedding video, Amir has finally finished Emily in Paris and we do a deep dive into the lessons it can teach us in the art...

Boomer Sensibilities from 2020-10-07T14:42:56

Can’t believe we made it to episode 2! We discuss the delayed Whitney Biennial, Cindy Sherman’s Charlotte York drag, boomerism in the arts, auction insanity, and the major cultural im...

The DaVinki Code from 2020-10-01T17:57:39

Pop open the Lidl prosecco and celebrate our first episode! We discuss C*vid, the myriad German arts bailouts, and Philip Guston DRAMA!