Podcasts by Tits Talk Tackles

The Blind Side from 2023-12-10T17:57:02

In this episode, Maria is coming back to join Ksenia in a thorough walk-through of Steph's game film from last week. We talk being blindsided, the most questionable game of the Chargers and ...

Turducken Special from 2023-11-26T17:32:02

In this episode, we are watching the Lions-Packers game live, discussing the outrageous Thanksgiving food, how the Jets are a trainwreck and why we are so happy seeing the Chiefs lose. Steph is ...

The Big Buffalo Crisis from 2023-11-19T21:09

In this episode, we talk about Josh Allen's dilemma, why Dak Prescott is a bad quarterback and Trevor Lawrence is a good one; the Chargers clashing with the Packers and why CJ Stroud is the ...

Soup, Pancakes, and Peter Pettigrew from 2023-11-12T16:03:11

In this episode, we discuss the weird Norwegian cuisine, the rising star of CJ Stroud and venture into very unpleasant comparisons. Steph has to tell the truth about an embarrassing situation sh...

Sally Jupiter and Darnold's Ghosts from 2023-11-05T18:45:57

This episode is somewhat lengthy but also funny. We discuss trades, how rich are getting richer; Steph has to choose between Dak and Josh Allen (which she actively dislikes), Ksenia rants about ...

Are you worried about the 49ers? from 2023-10-29T16:14:51

In this episode, Steph is not even mad at the Chargers. Ksenia, on the opposite, is desperate about the Packers and pondering whether they have to take a QB with an early pick. We discuss Myles ...

So, which team drafted Jameis Winston, Steph? from 2023-10-22T16:56:24

We discuss trades that can destroy teams, why anybody with the brain knows that Russell Wilson must go, how good it feels not to have undefeated teams, and Steph finally acknowledges that Staley...

Don't make Steph use her teacher voice! from 2023-10-22T16:45:33

We talk about why Gardner Minshew is a legend, how the Patriots go down spectacularly, and why McDaniel is still a major weirdo. Press play!

Stuck fingers and good boy Zach from 2023-10-08T10:31:29

In this episode, we discuss the epic Miami upset, where Justin Herbert stuck his fingers and why Aaron Rodgers has a hypnotic power over Zach Wilson. The list of Steph's favourite players gr...

28-19 or how to jinx the Chargers from 2023-10-01T12:33:25

So in this episode, many things happen: we try out a new podcast studio, and it doesn't go as planned (sorry about some mishaps); then we discuss the way the Packers almost left Ksenia with ...

Pay your physiotherapist from 2023-09-24T09:53:22

In this episode, we discuss all the injuries (and Ksenia grieving Nick Chubb), how Steph gets heartbroken every year and still hopes for the best, whether it is a Cowboys' year and why McDan...

The tales of Achilles from 2023-09-16T18:42:19

We cannot believe it, but we're onto the 4th season of our podcast! And we still haven't bitten each others' heads off. Such a blessing. But for real: we dive into the circus of the ...

Drinks, farm simulator and serious matters from 2023-01-08T18:21:12

We recorded this one at the party. Like yes, at the party. And we have drinks; we are in the same room (even though Maria left Steph and Ksenia for the sake of alcohol), and we discuss Damar Ham...

Happy New Chargers! from 2023-01-01T16:03:48

Steph gets to rave about the Chargers making the playoffs and tries to get to terms with this new and unknown feeling. We try to figure out what Joey Bosa's college major could be, why offensive...

Send o-line nudes from 2022-12-17T21:26:45

Steph wants both the Jets and the Lions to win, Maria wants Matt Patricia out, Ksenia... Ksenia just wants some peace. The biggest highlight of this episode is the trio discussing Eagles' o-line...

The Importance of Shaving from 2022-12-10T14:14:58

We're back from the hiatus! Ksenia was sick, and then the trio travelled to Sweden to play actual football, and we did good! Sick Steph can't stop swooning over Dallas because the Chargers' seas...

Finally, a serious episode from 2022-11-20T17:07:58

Ksenia doesn't have her co-hosts again, but she got a wonderful guest -- and a Bears fan! -- to discuss the state of the league, remember TJ Yates, talk about why the Packers' backfield suffers,...

Why does Steph hate Cowboys so much? from 2022-11-12T14:23:55

This episode is dedicated to Trevoria Lawrence. No, really, she's pretty, but Maria still thinks that they got her boy dirty. We discuss why the Raiders suck, the Seahawks are rolling out of the...

All By Myself from 2022-11-05T14:39:54

This episode is lonely. I got nobody but my own. All by myself. Dancing on my own. Anyway, Ksenia discusses the trades (wow), how the Packers did absolutely nothing and the Chargers being left w...

Who is Brandon Allen? from 2022-10-29T17:48:45

This is a sad and short episode -- bye weeks, everybody! Ksenia is depressed due to the state of the Packers, Steph keeps being optimistic about the Chargers (not so many penalties, after all!),...

The Epic Packers Meltdown from 2022-10-22T19:09:16

Ksenia has an epic meltdown over the Packers' loss to the Jets. Maria finds herself in awe of Baby Zappe, and Steph is incredibly happy that Dak is back. All three sing a serenade to Joe Burrow....

Tight football pants and maternal urges from 2022-10-15T17:50:34

This episode got out of hand quick. Ksenia got a mental breakdown over the Packers. Maria explained how Trevor Lawrence has a right to have bad days, and Steph tried to explain what's going on i...

Dolphins, dudes, what the? from 2022-10-08T20:09:18

This episode is a full concussion police alert. We discuss the apparent troubles in Miami, the Chargers almost losing to the Texans, and the Packers being clowns and almost losing to the Pats' t...

If I have a son, I call him Trevor from 2022-10-01T14:50:10

CONCUSSION POLICE ALERT! This episode is wild -- and it's worth a listen! We discuss Tua's situation, the beauty of the butt punt, and why DK Metcalf should switch to edge. We regress to weird t...

"My note says Matt Ryan sucks" from 2022-09-25T10:58:07

Well, well, well, Colts -- what is it if not good old karma? Steph remains optimistic about the Chargers despite the loss; Ksenia is happy the Packers didn't break her heart last week, and we go...

Justin Herbert has insane balls (c) from 2022-09-17T19:39:57

Everything goes Steph's way -- for once (hence the episode's name!). She dares to trash talk Maria & Ksenia while these two suffer on behalf of their teams. Maria doubts Bill's decision maki...

Tua to Tyreek!.. UNDERTHROWN from 2022-09-09T17:47:06

Hey everybody! And here we are, back at it. Welcome to season three of our exceptionally rude podcast. Ksenia, Maria and Steph discuss off-season and pre-season and make wild predictions for the...

Baby Joe for President from 2022-02-05T17:16:31

In this episode, we discuss literally everything! Ksenia admits the most embarrassing thing she has ever done and bashes the Packers for breaking her heart; Steph is a pro bowl police and fumes ...

Go Bengals! from 2022-01-23T22:24:03

Alright, Wild Card is past us and we cannot believe that the Bengals did it! Maria and Ksenia try to figure out why the Cowboys choke every damn time, what happened to playoff Jimmy G (wow), and...

WHY DID YOU CALL THAT TIMEOUT? from 2022-01-15T16:18:31

The first episode of the postseason has arrived! We summarize the last week of the regular season and go through some surprising upsets, dumb decisions, and what we think comes next for the team...

Everyday is a half day if you just leave from 2022-01-09T12:14:34

WILD. Like, WILD WILD WEEK. In this episode, we react to everything that happened during week 17 and we can't stop discussing these things. Pulling off Antonio Brown becomes our new way of copin...

New Year, who dis? from 2022-01-02T16:37:45

In this episode, Ksenia is the only one who is satisfied with the week's results. Steph is experiencing an existential crisis; Maria is doing okay because she has faith. We discover the fanficti...

After further review... from 2021-12-25T16:36:27

We have very strong opinions about everything this week. It's Christmas time and it's the best moment to let it all out. Maria goes hard on the Bills, Stephanie goes totally delusional about the...

Hey, dips**t, make your f***ing kicks from 2021-12-19T17:08:26

Well, this episode is HEATED. We discuss why Urban Meyer's departure is the greatest thing that could happen to Jags, why Mahomes is losing all the respect, and why the Bears are dumb for mockin...

LIONS DID IT! from 2021-12-11T17:15:29

In this episode, we discuss The Most Important Game of The Year -- or, in other words, the Lions winning over the Vikings and making history. Ksenia is swooning over Gardner Minshew, Maria is al...

Justin Tucker does WHAT? from 2021-12-04T18:06:56

This episode is short (because we covered Thanksgiving Day games!) but Ksenia gets an INSANE revelation during Steph's quiz corner, Maria being a Patriots-loving obnoxious ass again, and Steph.....

For God's sake, get a haircut! from 2021-11-26T20:28:47

This is a very weird and kinda short episode because we are going to the football tournament. Yep. We are. We are going to play -- but we still take our time to discuss Derek Carr hairdo, how th...

0-8-1 from 2021-11-20T16:41:34

This week we discuss the Dolphins upsetting the Ravens, WFT winning over the Bucs, and the unfortunate Browns' loss to the Pats. Ksenia blames her Chargers' pick on Steph and threatens to spoil ...

Is Josh Allen better than Josh Allen? from 2021-11-13T18:08:36

In this episode, Steph and Ksenia feast on Josh Allen being sacked, intercepted and recovered by Josh Allen. Steph is thrilled over the Giants' win, concussion awakenings, and Justin Herbert's s...

Concussion police, dumb ass Rodgers, and no-name QB from 2021-11-06T16:53:56

In this episode, we talk QBs. We talk about how Daniel Jones got better and Sam Darnold got hurt (Steph is concussion police now); how Mike White shines (who could guess), and how Aaron Rodgers ...

Red Rifle, Danny The Catcher, and is it time to bench Patrick? from 2021-10-30T15:03:54

We go into the weirdness of the Chiefs' losing another game to Titans, Joe Burrow being a BAD MAN, and Daniel Jones making his best impression of OBJ. If you think it is not spooky enough, we di...

Conspiracy theories & Bears embarrass from 2021-10-23T14:22:53

In this episode, Steph gets to rant. Like, a lot of ranting, from the Chargers losing disastrously to the Ravens to the Bills losing surprisingly to the Titans. Oh, and she still hasn't gotten o...

Kickers ruin everything and the Chiefs... down? from 2021-10-16T09:33:06

Are the Chiefs down? Who is the next head coach for the coachless team? Are the Bills gonna win it all, and when Brady stops beating all those records? And the most important question: WHAT IS W...

The Fighting Pickles Rule The World from 2021-10-09T15:14:39

What a week it was, innit? The Jets won over the Titans, and it hurts; Tom Brady had that not-so-triumphal return to New England (but everybody cried); Browns won ugly, and in the battle of two ...

Outrageously disastrous games or the tale of one net yard from 2021-10-02T17:26:16

We are recording this episode from the library full of kids -- and we don't mean Justin Fields or Zach Wilson here. Speaking of both, we go into details of their disastrous performances and the ...

Flat butt, bubble butt, and Matthew Stafford records from 2021-09-24T18:46:08

Here's to the third episode of our podcast! This one is totally crazy: Ksenia goes such a long way grading QB's butts that Maria & Steph get worried. Also, we discuss that Lamar Jackson dunk...

Football. Is. Back from 2021-09-17T16:48:09

Whew, what a week! And all those crazy things mean that we have SO MUCH to discuss. There are so many firsts: Trevor Lawrence lost his first game, like, ever; Trey Lance got his first touchdown ...

Draft Busts and the tale of first round -- Part 2 from 2021-09-11T11:50:29

The second part of our first episode is out! We go through the first round of the 2021 draft and figure out who would be a waste of the precious pick. We're rude, disagreeing with each other and...

It's been a long time, hasn't it? (Part 1) from 2021-09-05T18:53:02

We are back with season two of Tits Talk Tackles! And we have a surprise for you: we have a new host because the more, the merrier. We go deep into the preseason, talk trash literally about ever...

Super Bowl and other stupid business decisions from 2021-02-06T21:43:21

In this episode we go deeeeeep into Super Bowl, our picks, and Ksenia lets Maria rant about Tom Brady during the whole episode. Really, it’s Maria’s show this time. Oh, and we discuss a bunch of ST...

Saints, you let us down! from 2021-01-23T18:32:35

We go through divisional games and discuss Ravens choking again, Browns being decent regardless poor referee decisions, and SAINTS HOW DARE YOU. Oh, and Packers doing a bare minimum to win over emo...

The tale of sad Big Ben and receivers who can’t shut up from 2021-01-16T14:09:40

Playoffs are full speed, and we are discussing surprisingly good and bad games this week! Oh, and tons of rumours, news, and other juicy things. Press play!

Bye, Gase & That Butt Fumble Recovery from 2021-01-09T14:23:47

This episode comes from a little hiatus we had the last week. We go unabridged and talk honestly about Jets finally free from Gase, Texans abusing Watson, and Eagles blowing the game just because. ...

Have a Merry Football Christmas! from 2020-12-24T23:10:15

Tis’ the season! This early episode is provided by family obligations, chaotic Christmas shopping and holiday miracles - for example, Bengals upsetting Steelers! Oh, and Trevor Lawrence got his own...

Pooping Cramps and The Miracle from 2020-12-20T10:02:16

In this super short episode (it’s a week before Christmas, people!) we go through surprising game where Jalen hurt the Saints, Steelers lost it again, and MARIA ROOTED FOR BROWNS while Lamar was po...

Ep. 14: Thank you, team without a name from 2020-12-13T10:44:26

This week’s episode is a rare sight because it is unedited! We didn’t touch anything, so all the awkward pauses, weird comments, and chewing are there. We talk about Patriots’ rollercoaster, how WF...

Ep. 13: Why you always hatin’? from 2020-12-05T15:36:46

We are reunited and this episode is full of chewing, drinking, and high quality banter! We’re back to being rude, not watching our language, and insinuating totally inappropriate things. In other w...

Ep. 12: The song of love, linemen, and loss from 2020-11-27T15:35

This week we rant about Baby Joe’s unfortunate injury, how Ravens find themselves on the brink of missing the playoffs, and how the Patriots have to regroup for the next year. And yeah - we also ha...

Ep. 11: Jaxson De Ville, Sourdough Sam, and thongs from 2020-11-21T17:53:10

We are having a blast discussing NFL mascots. No, seriously, we had such a good time, we can't wait to share it with you. Oh, and a bit trash talk about Brady, Packers (what the hell?!), and how we...

Ep. 10: Oh, that soothing game! Oh, Baby Joe! from 2020-11-14T15:42:50

This episode is full of love. We share our adoration of Drew Brees and Saints who gave us the best game of the year. Maria makes surprising reveals and Ksenia is showing her trivia skills around Pa...

Ep. 9: Don’t wear silver pants, please from 2020-11-06T20:28:20

This season gave us no trades to discuss and the week was boring, but we still have something to say to Mr. Rodgers and Mr. Belichick. Oh, and Ksenia’s favourite thing - uniforms! - get discussed i...

Ep. 8: Patriots, Pittsburgh and Pickles from 2020-10-31T13:16:28

In this episode, Ksenia finds herself in the enemy territory where two hardcore Patriots fans try to convince her to join their religious sect of Saint Bill. Maria breaks Ksenia’s heart over pickle...

Ep. 7: Pumps of Tantrum or WHAT THE?! from 2020-10-25T10:59:58

Maria is not upset with Pats (at least she says so), but Ksenia has a full-blown tantrum about Packers’ performance (no comments). Trevor Lawrence has to change his name and leave the country becau...

Ep. 6: And they let a quarterback named Alex Smith out!!!!!!! from 2020-10-17T18:04:04

Short week, short episode. Ksenia is ranting like crazy about Alex Smith and dumb decisions, Maria gives all the shit to Jimmy G, while Browns make top 10 of hot NFL teams at week 5. Oh, and we dis...

Ep. 5: Can you tell Tannehill and Rivers apart? from 2020-10-10T21:38:42

In this episode we are discussing Justin Herbert’s new nickname (Justin who?!), the fate of Matt Patricia, and why neon jerseys must be prohibited forever. Oh, and we have a lovely guest - that’s w...

Ep. 4: Let’s talk about his chest hair from 2020-10-02T20:09:35

This week we are reunited again and discussing Fitzmagic manliness, sending medical bills to Josh Allen for causing heart attacks, and congratulating a new Baby Daddy in the house. And oh, boy... J...

Ep. 3: Cowboy hat is the thing these days from 2020-09-27T13:40:08

We dive right into our unfortunate picks (come on, Saints), discuss punctured lungs and Maria cancels the Vikings (but she’s ready to reconsider for a couple of million bucks). Oh, and she is fangi...

Ep. 2: Jackson’s balls are tough from 2020-09-19T15:21:56

Maria is going lengths about why the Patriots will contend this year (while dragging Ksenia’s tired ass through the episode), the Washington football team’s big surprise, and Maria’s horrible taste...

Ep. 1: Introduction: Don’t even start me on Washington Football Team from 2020-09-10T19:23:21

In this episode, we are going to introduce ourselves and discuss our expectations for the season, whether Patrick Mahomes should kick his brother out, why the Packers will win the division and why ...

Tits Talk Tackles (Trailer) from 2020-09-10T19:19:27