Podcasts by Today’s Presidential Quote
A crazy quote of the day, from the president of the United States.
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Thomas Edison from 2020-01-24T02:15:44
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president discusses inventors.
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MLK jr. DAY from 2020-01-22T03:13:32
In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump pays his respects to MLK. Just kidding.
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Foreign Language from 2020-01-21T02:09:09
How does Trump feel about the Constitution? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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Some Night from 2020-01-16T00:25:55
What day is it? (Don’t) find out in Today’s Presidential Quote!
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Sooo Concerned from 2020-01-14T02:33:08
Really Big Breaking News is covered in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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I Know All of Them from 2020-01-09T03:41:35
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president brags about how many Greek people he knows.
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Resolution from 2020-01-08T00:36:18
In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump refuses to share his New Year’s Resolution.
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The Real Call from 2020-01-07T03:37:35
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president assures us the call was real.
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Professional from 2020-01-02T01:48:20
What is the president a professional at? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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Everything from 2019-12-27T04:38:51
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president talks about the “perfect” phone call.
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Sick Puppy from 2019-12-26T04:24:35
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president insults Adam Schiff.
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The World Is Tiny from 2019-12-25T02:48:45
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president rambles on about windmills some more.
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We Have A World from 2019-12-24T04:35:07
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president rambles on about windmills.
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Impeachment Lite from 2019-12-13T23:01:03
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president makes it sound like impeachment is a sports drink.
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Chill Greta from 2019-12-13T03:48:46
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president gives Greta Thunberg some advice.
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Clean The Swamp from 2019-12-10T03:00:34
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president changes his old catchphrase.
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Flushing Toilets from 2019-12-07T01:02:42
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president suddenly cares very deeply about the environment, or at least one issue related to it.
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They Have Money from 2019-12-05T02:27:29
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president complains Canada does not pay enough towards NATO.
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Meet The Depressed from 2019-12-02T17:20:05
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president praises Senator Kennedy and attacks Chuck Todd.
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Thanksgiving from 2019-11-30T03:27:03
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president assured us Thanksgiving will not change.
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A Chest Quite Like It from 2019-11-29T01:31:56
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president carries on yesterday’s outrageous story.
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Gorgeous Chest from 2019-11-28T03:45:57
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president flatters himself as he talks about his hospital visit.
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Phone Calls from 2019-11-26T01:54:08
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president talks about watching phone calls.
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Pre-Existing Physicians from 2019-11-21T05:04:24
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president thinks of a clever new saying.
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Hollywood Whatever from 2019-11-15T00:08:38
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president struggles to recall details in a story.
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Pound My Chest from 2019-11-14T03:19:48
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president complains about a lack of help.
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Sooo Lucky from 2019-11-13T00:46:29
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president brags about Stock Markets and tells us we are lucky.
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Rupublicans from 2019-11-06T02:12:25
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president misspells a word in his bit of advice.
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Quid Pro Quo from 2019-11-02T04:20:31
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president asserts his ability to do quid pro quo.
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Knock Knock from 2019-10-31T01:49:48
In Today’s Presidential Quote, we learn about the differences between normal people and those staging a military raid.
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Built Good from 2019-10-26T03:59:22
Today's Presidential Quote is another Presidential Grammar Mistake.
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Opposite Roads from 2019-10-23T04:50
In Today's Presidential Quote, the president admits to driving on the wrong side of the road.
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Rough Around the Edges from 2019-10-16T22:57:30
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president comments on his lawyer.
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Wirch Hunt from 2019-10-14T22:37:56
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president somehow misspells his favorite phrase.
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I’ve Done Before! from 2019-10-11T14:56:38
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president threatens Turkey.
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Never Cried from 2019-10-11T01:53:30
In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump tells another outrageous story.
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No Treason from 2019-10-01T02:37:38
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president assured us there was no treason and no treason.
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First Class from 2019-09-28T04:29:07
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president gets confused talking about the whistleblower.
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Any History from 2019-09-26T01:03:11
Trump tells us how prepared the United States is in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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Just Like A Cow from 2019-09-20T23:55:38
In Today’s Presidential Quote the president complains about Democrats plans to address climate change and he insults someone specifically.
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Obama Netflix from 2019-09-20T09:58:17
Today’s Presidential Quote is one that makes no sense, straight from the president’s Twitter.
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Crazy Lights from 2019-09-14T01:22:45
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president comments on the lighting he looks best in.
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You’ll Be Up Here from 2019-09-12T22:48:28
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president addressed the future president(s).
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Astronauts from 2019-09-12T01:36:37
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president tells us about a job he would not like to have.
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Majotity Opinion from 2019-09-10T00:11:43
In Today’s Presidential Quote, we have another Tweet with a typo.
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The ”Kill” from 2019-09-03T03:25:31
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president once again attacks the LameStream Media.
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Darling... from 2019-08-29T23:44:19
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president continues his attack on wind power.
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Big Beautiful Hands from 2019-08-29T01:42:20
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president discusses hands and changing industries.
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AOC Plus Three from 2019-08-26T20:23:10
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president renamed The Squad.
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Joint US/South Korea Joint from 2019-08-23T13:03:43
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president gets a little repetitive when talking about military drills.
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They Love Me from 2019-08-22T23:57:07
How do people feel about Donald Trump? He weighs in himself in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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Least Racist from 2019-08-22T00:38:10
In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump brags about his lack of racism.
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I Know Nothing from 2019-08-20T00:05:28
In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump compares who knows less: him or Mitch McConnell.
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The Way They Look from 2019-08-16T06:14:53
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president comments on French wine.
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Phony Name from 2019-08-14T21:45:19
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president makes fun of Beto O’Rourke’s name.
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LameStream from 2019-08-13T21:35:35
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president rants about Joe Biden.
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Trump Losses from 2019-08-09T14:01:11
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president complains about Google’s attempts to make him... loss.
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A$AP Rocky from 2019-08-08T19:09:08
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president uses puns to wish A$AP Rocky well.
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Gobbled Up from 2019-08-07T13:47:01
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president discloses who gobbled up the wall.
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Didn’t Even Exist from 2019-08-05T14:32:56
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president explains what they are doing with the wall.
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Britian Trump from 2019-08-03T02:33:41
What do they call Boris Johnson? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote!
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First Lady from 2019-08-02T00:44:04
In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump complains about his bad media coverage to his wife, First Lady.
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Enjoying It from 2019-07-31T21:04:50
The president proves he does not undetstand synonyms in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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It Goes Up from 2019-07-29T14:52:42
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president rattles off numbers and fails to adequetely explain what he means.
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The Kidney from 2019-07-26T17:22:57
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president makes us thankful he is not a doctor.
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Another Bite from 2019-07-25T22:41:59
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president tweets about Robert Mueller.
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What You Have Now from 2019-07-24T16:24:16
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president endorsed himself and attacks other candidates.
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The Wacky Ambassador from 2019-07-22T13:48:09
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president complains about the UK’s ambassador.
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Racist Bone from 2019-07-16T23:35:39
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president disputed claims that his comments towards certainCongress members were racist.
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Phony Sources from 2019-07-13T00:12:24
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president complains about the media’s sources.
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Furniture Shopping from 2019-07-12T00:27:08
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president proves his innocence regarding more sexual assault allegations.
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Not the Toughness from 2019-07-10T00:15:11
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president gives interestingly-worded advice.
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The Hot Show from 2019-07-04T23:12:56
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president brags about how hot we are. Yes, really.
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Tend to Be Shot from 2019-07-03T13:54:49
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president discusses the dangers of mineral extractions China is performing .
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They’ll Never Catch Us from 2019-07-02T23:56:25
Today’s Presidential Quote includes the president’s taunting of China.
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Live in New York from 2019-07-02T02:17:37
Today’s Presidential Quote is a comment about living in New York.
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What’s the Big Deal from 2019-06-29T02:40:40
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president comments on two Democrats from last night’s debate.
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Very Happy They’re Gone from 2019-06-27T09:47:47
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president celebrates losing Senators.
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I Lived in New York from 2019-06-25T14:07:50
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president boasts of two seemingly unrelated things.
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Not Just Words from 2019-06-25T03:17
In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump assures the public that the American drone down by Iran was documented scientifically.
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Something Weird from 2019-06-21T15:00:11
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president mocks Fox.
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Fake Numbers from 2019-06-20T14:53:46
Trump comments on the so-called fake polls in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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Climate That Is Good Climate from 2019-06-13T15:54:08
What does Prince Charles want? Trump answers that in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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Good Behavior from 2019-06-12T18:55:10
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president assures us he can behave himself.
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Very Far Away from 2019-06-11T20:00:15
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president discusses an interesting downside of war.
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They’re My Friends from 2019-06-10T19:30:37
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president claims to have quite a lot of friends.
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As Fast As I Can from 2019-06-07T18:47:51
Today’s Presidential Quote is a strange note about the Queen from Trump.
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Nervous Nancy from 2019-06-06T19:56:20
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president attacks Nancy Pelosi.
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I Want That from 2019-06-05T19:00:40
Today’s Presidential Quote is about Prince Charles and climate change.
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Half His Height from 2019-06-03T18:43:08
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president uses his height to mock Sadiq Khan.
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Never Trumper from 2019-05-30T20:17:18
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president gives an interesting description of Robert Mueller.
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Swampman Joe from 2019-05-27T13:41
In Today’s a Presidential Quote, Trump and Kim Jong Un bond over their insults for Joe Biden.
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Artificial Not-Sun from 2019-05-23T19:40:02
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president rambles, only somewhat coherently, about lights.
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The Whole Fox Deal from 2019-05-21T19:01:07
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president expressed confusion at Fox News’ coverage of Democrats.
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They Just Want In from 2019-05-20T19:43:45
Today’s Presidential Quote is a rare attack on Fox News.
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Farm Product from 2019-05-17T19:18:34
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president weighs in on trade with China and American farming.
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Bird Cemetary from 2019-05-16T19:55:10
Today’s Presidential Quote includes another one of the president’s tirades against windmills.
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I Love Him from 2019-05-14T20:20:57
Today’s Presidential Quote is the Presidential equivalent of “No homo.”
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Stupid People Did This One from 2019-05-13T18:47:07
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president complains about the stage at a rally.
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Billions Dollars from 2019-05-10T19:00:04
Today’s Presidential Quote is from a tweet talking about how much money China pays.
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The Kentuky Derby from 2019-05-08T18:36:10
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president gave another misspelled statement on Twitter.
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Better than the Lawyers from 2019-05-07T19:59:06
Today’s Presidential Quote is the president's praise of his interviewer.
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The Best Horse from 2019-05-07T00:44:16
How did the president feel about the Kentucky Derby? Find out in Today's Presidential Quote.
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Firefighters from 2019-05-03T19:24:15
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president slanders firefighters.
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My Sick Idea from 2019-05-02T19:55:24
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president offers an explanation on a recent policy idea.
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Here We Go Again from 2019-05-01T18:41:58
Today’s Presidential Quote is advice to Bernie Sanders.
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Bigger than Watergate from 2019-04-26T14:29:29
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president exaggerates about the conspiracy against him.
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Rigging the System from 2019-04-25T16:43:54
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president complains of a rigged system.
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So-Called Notes from 2019-04-24T14:23:56
Today’s Presidential Quote is the continuation of the president's attack on notes.
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The Best Peaches from 2019-04-18T20:29:36
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president once again mispronounces a word and ends up saying a type of fruit.
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May God Rest Their Soul from 2019-04-17T19:10:59
How does Trump feel about candidates for 2020? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote!
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Not My Deal from 2019-04-15T18:46:09
In Today’s Presidential Quote, we hear his opinion on WikiLeaks.
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Picnic/Disneyland from 2019-04-12T20:08:22
In Today’s Presidential Quote, we are offered insight into immigration.
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If He Was Smart... from 2019-04-11T20:06:53
Today’s Presidential Quote is about our first president, George Washington.
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I’m Very Normal from 2019-04-09T19:52:46
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president contradicts himself within a single sentence.
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The Oranges from 2019-04-05T18:38:40
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president mixed up some pretty simple words.
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Throug our Southern Border from 2019-04-03T18:37:59
In Today's Presidential Quote, the president explains why he would close the southern border.
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Record Deepness from 2019-04-02T19:50:28
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president puts his support behind those very big, very deep Great Lakes.
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The Smallest, Thinnist Neck from 2019-04-01T18:46:23
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president continues to mock House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff.
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Much More Beautiful Everything from 2019-03-29T18:39:09
Today’s Presidential Quote is really Today’s Presidential Braggery.
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The Most Innocent from 2019-03-28T19:56:47
In Today's Presidential Quote, the president tells us just how innocent he really is.
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A Horrible Golfer from 2019-03-27T23:50:38
In Today's Presidential Quote, the president says Rep Pencil Neck would be a bad golfer, hypothetically.
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Russian Collusion Delusion from 2019-03-26T19:26:15
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president rallies opposition towards the mainstream media. What else is new?
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Cut More Regulations from 2019-03-26T00:49:59
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president boasts about all the regulations he has cut. Who needs rules, right?
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I Don’t Want to Leave from 2019-03-23T00:57:07
Why did the president not want to leave Iraq? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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I Kept This Place Open from 2019-03-21T19:43:05
What message does the president have for workers at a tank plant? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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Be Weak & Die from 2019-03-18T18:48:48
Today’s Presidential Quote is part of Trump’s message to Fox News.
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Tough People from 2019-03-16T01:43:06
Today’s Presidential Quote might just be Today’s Presidential Threat, as Trump touts his tough supporters.
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It’s Like Not Even Close from 2019-03-14T19:21:21
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president fails to finish his sentence about socialism before starting a new one.
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Chaos is Not a Good Nickname from 2019-03-14T00:00:58
In Today’s Presidential Quote, we learn how Mad Dog Mattis got that name.
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Albert Einstein from 2019-03-12T19:30:12
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president takes out his frustrations with technology on airplanes on famous scientist, Albert Einstein.
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McCathyism from 2019-03-08T20:25:14
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president mixes up the spelling of McCarthyism while warning the American people of it.
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Is the Wind Blowing? from 2019-03-02T20:05:59
Today’s Presidential Quote is about the latest victim of the president’s mockery- wind- which he made comments about at his speech at the CPAC.
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A Very Friendly Walk from 2019-03-01T17:11:20
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president assures us that the summit with North Korea’s leader ended well.
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Quite a Guy from 2019-02-28T16:29:08
Today’s Presidential Quote is Trump’s opinion of Kim Jong Un, who his summit with ended without a deal.
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Hey, I Was Wrong from 2019-02-27T23:49:03
In honor of the summit between Trump and Kim Jong Un, Today’s Presidential Quote is a quote from the last summit.
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Hold the Date! from 2019-02-26T21:35:14
Today’s Presidential Quote comes in the form of a save-the-date. July 4th. Washington, DC. Be there.
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The Chinese from 2019-02-25T15:53:11
How well does the president know the Chinese? He elaborates on this in Today’s Presidential Quote.
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Many Reports from 2019-02-22T00:29:20
Today’s Presidential Quote consists of the president’s rather uninformative response to a reporter’s question about his administration’s push to decriminalize homosexuality around the world.
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J Edgar Hoover from 2019-02-20T20:19:39
In Today’s Presidential Quote, we hear more about Andrew McCabe.
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On It’s Way from 2019-02-15T20:03:35
In Today’s Presidential Quote, the President talks more about the wall.
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German Shepherd from 2019-02-13T16:15:08
In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump gives an opinion on dogs.
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Abolition of Civil Rights from 2019-02-11T16:50:51
In Today’s Presidential Quote, from Trump’s speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, the president bragged about our nation’s great accomplishments... or at least he tried to.
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Who Knows? from 2019-02-07T22:15:21
Today’s Presidential Quote is, apparently, another saying.
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Iran is a Wonderful Kindergarten from 2019-02-06T23:18:27
In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump tells us how Iran is not a wonderful kindergarten. Which is technically true...
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Of All Dimensions from 2019-02-05T20:01:43
Today’s Presidential Quote is a sentence (fragment) that sounds like part of a sci-fi synopsis.
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Accomplished the Military from 2019-02-04T22:07:04
Today’s Presidential Quote features one of the president’s achievements.
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Negotiating from 2019-02-01T20:46:16
Today’s Presidential Quote is another example of the president’s apparent lack of Spell Check.
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Call Them Walls from 2019-01-31T22:25:33
It seems Peaches is out. Today’s Presidential Quote is Trump’s most recent update on what we should call his border wall.
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We Need You! from 2019-01-31T01:18:59
Today’s Presidential Quote is a message to global warming, directly from the president.
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Basketball from 2019-01-29T20:57:22
What kind of insider information can you get on a tour of the White House, led by the president himself? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote!
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Space Station from 2019-01-28T20:58:39
Today’s Presidential Quote is an anecdote from Cliff Sims’ book, Team of Vipers.
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Smart Walls from 2019-01-25T22:27:52
Today’s Presidential Quote explains what kind of walls the president wants.
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End in a Dream from 2019-01-23T20:23:18
Today’s Presidential Quote is from a tweet addressing a recent controversy. It is part of the president’s take on the situation.
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Peachy-Dory from 2019-01-18T21:38:47
Today’s Presidential Quote is the merging of two common sayings into a brand new one, by the president himself.
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Hamberders from 2019-01-16T19:43:12
Today’s Presidential Quote is explaining what the president served when hosting a sports team. Evidently, before using Spell Check.
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Smash the Table from 2019-01-14T19:57:54
Today’s Presidential Quote is President Trump’s explanation about what really happened at the meeting with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. And what should have happened.
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