Podcasts by Tommys Brownload
Laugh along with Tommy, Kej and Sach as they chat about all things Desi and British… this is the ultimate podcast to put a smile on your face!
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258: 1 Utthapam! from 2023-12-14T01:01
It’s been an action packed week! Despite illnesses including the flu & Covid… We’ve soldiered on through our social and working requirements! But now, we’re sharing our pain with you lot: ...
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257: Ello Crumpet! from 2023-12-07T01:01
What a weekend it’s been! I was hosting the Rewind tour in Birmingham, Wembley and Leeds with Kumar Sanu (my new bestie!), Udit Narayan and Abhijeet Bhattacharya! Kej and Sach came to the Wemb...
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256: Naan Standards! from 2023-11-30T01:01
Big up Kingfisher for this one! Are you like us? Is there certain food you won’t order in a restaurant cos “you can make it at home cheaper”? Kej and Sach have been at a Diwali event held at L...
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255: Don't Forget Your Wig! from 2023-11-23T01:01
What a week! Some of the encounters with people I met just had to be shared in this episode! Plus wise-man Sach is back from Dubai bearing gifts! David Beckham was in India for the cricket whi...
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254: Pigs In Saris! from 2023-11-16T01:01
The rockets and fireworks were all out this weekend! Anyone else notice that Diwali had more pataka action than 5th November!? Today we’re chatting about a new pop up Desi radio station from V...
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253: Where's The Diwali Range? from 2023-11-09T01:01
Happy Diwali! The snacks are out along with the Kingfisher beers! We all brought a dish… well sort of! I made paneer, Sach brought homemade spring rolls and Kej brought something that definit...
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252: My Dad's In Better Shape Than Schwarzenegger! from 2023-11-02T01:01
Another packed Brownload coming your way! We’re talking about our 5th birthday party, which is happening very soon alongside the big Tyson Fury fight and the London Indian film festival! I was...
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251: Be Ki-Sure Bhai! from 2023-10-26T00:01
What a week! I’ve been celebrating the legends behind Goodness Gracious Me while Kej has been witnessing a musical icon at her very best and Sach has got a new found love for a Gujarati queen!...
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250: He's Such a Boff! from 2023-10-19T00:01
Happy Navratri folks… Guess who’s getting ready to polish their dandiya? And… Guess who’s in a bad mood cos he’s tired from Dj’ing? And and and… Guess who’s come up with a new way of playing G...
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249: Bed Bugs In Paris! from 2023-10-12T00:01
Who would have thought the passport office could provide so much drama for Sach! Kej is schmoozing with the Scherzinger - Which led me to confess something I once said about her! We’re talking...
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248: Excite Me First! from 2023-10-05T00:01
Dj Emirates … I mean, Dj Sachy is in Dubai (again!) so we’re all online for this one! Find out what I thought of 50 Cent in Amsterdam last week and also why a picture of Kej was being passed a...
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247: It Turned Out To Be A Small'un! from 2023-09-28T00:01
Fresh out the van and into the Brownload fire! I’ve been grafting around London with a narrow miss from some drama … meanwhile Sach and I are still doing our victory parade following the weeke...
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246: London Podcast Festival 2023 from 2023-09-21T00:01
This one was recorded infront of a live audience in Kings Cross, London!
What a great crowd! We absolutely love doing the podcast with all the noise and rabble from our Brownloaders! We’re... Listen
What a great crowd! We absolutely love doing the podcast with all the noise and rabble from our Brownloaders! We’re... Listen
245: The Sparks Were Flying Off Venus! from 2023-09-14T00:01
We just had the hottest day of the year so far in September! How did that happen? We all dealt with the heat in our own way! Sach was moaning, I was sweating and Kej was leaving us drunk voice...
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244: Made In Bharat! from 2023-09-07T00:01
Yeah, we’re just three guys reflecting our “British Bharatian" roots!
Really? India is changing its name? We had to discuss that, plus Sachin is actually happy about the customer service ... Listen
Really? India is changing its name? We had to discuss that, plus Sachin is actually happy about the customer service ... Listen
243: Buzz-Batti-Year from 2023-08-31T00:01
This one felt jam packed! It always happens after we’ve not seen each other in a while... It’s like we’ve got TOO much to say to each other! We’re all back fresh from holidays and time off, ta...
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242: Jack&Jill from 2023-08-24T00:01
Back together, sort of! Kej has been in Portugal, I’m still in Canada and Sach is holding it all together back in the UK! We’re talking about all the things we’ve seen on our travels, as well ...
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241: My Wrist Hurts from 2023-08-10T00:01
Simon Sandhu (my cousin brother) sits in on the podcast instead of Kej! So we were allowed (by my wife) to record this episode INSIDE the house! What a treat to sit at the kitchen table again ...
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240: Does It Rhyme With 'ollocks? from 2023-08-03T00:01
Someone’s suddenly got into Barbie! I’m not saying who, but it’s the one that jumps on every band wagon going! Sach has got news about how an airline dealt with hungry passengers when they rea...
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239: Let's Play Smelly Poker! from 2023-07-27T00:01
We’re all over the place … maybe it’s because the weather can’t make its mind up, maybe it’s the B.O I’ve been exposed to, Kej’s Mums dhokla or Sach getting bad breath forced into his face! We...
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238: Roti In The Post! from 2023-07-20T00:01
I was Macaulay Culkin this weekend and didn’t know what to do with myself! The weather was changing its mind more than I do in a buffet queue and there’s a new Wimbledon mens champion who’s ju...
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237: I'm Gonna Be The Samosa Man! from 2023-07-13T00:01
What is Threads? Well, luckily for all of us, the social media bandwagoner (Kej) has clearly invented the new online platform and is therefore in full endorsement mode as he explains how great...
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236: Spirit Of The Game! from 2023-07-06T00:01
Hi there … mountain ranger Sandhu here! Fresh from my Ben Nevis climb where I missed all the controversy around the Ashes and Johnny Bairstow! Kej and Sach fill me in as we chat about all the ...
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235: Dil Se... from 2023-06-29T00:01
This isn’t just any Brownload episode, it’s the one where we announce that we have sold all our tickets to our live show at the London Podcast festival 2023! All the seats were nabbed in 3 day...
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234: Bhabi's Got The Chabi from 2023-06-22T00:01
Imagine a woolly mammoth combined with the Burj Al Arab? Massive right?? Well that’s how big our news is … we’ve got something very exciting to share!! Plus Sach is no longer struck by Hayfeve...
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233: They're Not Called Beef-eaters! from 2023-06-15T00:01
The sun’s out and I’ve lost all knowledge of what’s going on in the world! What champions league match? What soccer aid? I’m oblivious! Sach is busy being named in National newspapers for his ...
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232: Fa-Laugh-Al from 2023-06-08T00:01
What a podcast! Loads of different things discussed: like how the bill for dinner is split, buying rounds of drinks, putting toothpaste on your brush, sexy team sports and Neha Kakkar’s new so...
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231: When You Bite... It Will Excite! from 2023-06-01T00:01
May we begin by saluting the legend that sadly passed: Tina Turner! What a lady … Who was loved by Desis! Plus we chat about some backstage antics whilst I hosted the Gurdas Masn concerts and ...
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230: Sunshine, Sandwiches&Su-Su! from 2023-05-25T00:01
The sun is shining for National Sandwich week and while we may have started this podcast moaning and being negative, we all come good by the end! There’s a few toilet issues to discuss too! To...
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229: It’s Ladies Only! from 2023-05-18T00:01
This one’s full of failures, first aid courses and falling out over the temperature of meaty balls! Sach is back from Dubai to a culture shock in the UK and Kej’s “things we’ve learnt” is enou...
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228: Bruana Louwada from 2023-05-11T00:01
Apologies for not giving you your fix of The Brownload last week! We have read all your messages of complaint! You’ll hear the reasons why we missed it in this episode. Plus we’re hailing our ...
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227: Armageddon! from 2023-04-27T00:01
The alarms are going off! Somethings happening but we don’t know what! We talk about the nationwide Armageddon alarm, the Kings coronation and the ultimate dunk contest: which involves biscuit...
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226: It’s A Maths-Debate! from 2023-04-20T00:01
We’re springing into action with talk of Diljit Dosanjh at Coachella, Britains Got Talent and some frustrating contestants on Family Fortunes! Plus Barahmastra is on TV … you might here me men...
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225: Pleasantly Surprised! from 2023-04-13T00:01
Loved recording this weeks podcast! Lots of chat about food and sweet treats! Never a bad conversation! We even debated which religion has the most sugar based naughtiness to consume in the na...
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224: Stick A Toblerone In Me! from 2023-04-06T00:01
We’re at Kej’s house for this episode of the Brownload! The Gujarati hospitality is on point with more crunchy snacks than a Walkers factory! Last time I was here, I was sozzled! So, today we’...
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223: Mama Kuku! from 2023-03-30T00:01
We’ve got all the senses covered in this weeks podcast! Alcoholic pasta sauce to taste, smelling other peoples sweat, seeing Bollywood celebs in the UK (if they're actually even here!) and tou...
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222: I Just Felt A Tickle! from 2023-03-23T01:01
How can you get annoyed with Mother’s Day? Sach ain’t got no time for the Instagram people posting pictures of the woman that gave them life! Kej’s supermarket conveyor belt dividers are split...
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221: Kiss Me Thru The Phone! from 2023-03-16T01:01
Gary Lineker is all over the press for his comments and the BBC don’t like it! Funnily enough, we had something to say about all that! Plus Sach has got the low down on a new gadget for your p...
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220: Two Penne Arrabbiatas Please! from 2023-03-09T01:01
Happy Holi everyone! So, I’ve been hosting colourful events with lots of “hands on” people! Kej is causing trouble at the Tesco tills and Sach isn’t happy with the levels of customer service a...
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219: I'm Bringing Sweaty Back! from 2023-03-02T01:01
Kaiseh ho Brownloaders? We are busting our Hindi in this episode even though none of us have grown up speaking it! It’s all because of a new tv show I’m hosting on Colors! Plus Sach has got is...
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218: Hidden Treasure from 2023-02-23T01:01
We love the old school! This one’s filled with a whole bag of nostalgia! From LL Cool Singh to Opal Fruits! We’re taking it back! But that didn’t stop Kej going on about the future and Chat GP...
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217: Ajwain, Brain&Shania Twain! from 2023-02-16T01:01
What a week for live shows! There was Rihanna at the NFL halftime show and the legendary Brits! We’re looking back at them along with the rules around eating in bed! Sach is in Dubai still, I’...
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216: It’s A No-Entry Masi! from 2023-02-09T01:01
Chocolate abroad always tasted a little funky! So while Sach is in Dubai, he was asked to bring some of the good stuff from the UK … and he didn’t want to! Find out why! Plus Kej has all the n...
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215: You've Got To Bend Over Every Morning! from 2023-02-02T01:01
History is being made! There’s a desi drive-thru that’s just opened up which we had to discuss as well as what to do when you get someone mixed up with someone else! Behsti!! Plus there’s supe...
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214: Can You Be More Like McIntyre! from 2023-01-26T01:01
How cold is it? Sach was in for a shock when he returned from his travels to sub zero temperatures! Kej can’t stop running his fingers around my honey pot! And i had an issue with no-show sock...
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213: A Lot Of BO, Not HBO! from 2023-01-19T01:01
Sach has turned into the Gujarati Mary Poppins as he flies kites with strangers in the motherland! Kej has got breaking news from Sony and the release of something called a “Walkman” …. I’m to...
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212: Cold And Stiff! from 2023-01-12T01:01
While I’m stiffening up in the greatest city in the world (officially!) Sach is loosening up to the ways of Gujarat and Kej is getting “icky icky” (junglist massive!) We’re catching up online ...
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211: Kej Is A Trout! from 2023-01-05T01:01
Welcome to 2023! Something is definitely different about this year! Kej is the positive one and Sach and I have turned into the moaners! We analyse our festive break, the Harry and Meghan docu...
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210: Things We’ve Learnt: Best of ‘22! from 2022-12-29T01:01
If you’re looking for some smug facts or conversation starters, then this is the podcast for you!It’s a load of our favourite fun facts that we throw in at the end of every podcast! These are ...
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208: Oh Teri Marzipan! from 2022-12-15T01:01
Brrrrrrr!!! That’s not me making Panjabi sounds, that’s how cold it is! With the snow, us being out the World Cup and all the strikes … you’re gonna need this podcast to cheer you up! Plus the...
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207: They've Fingered My Burger! from 2022-12-08T01:01
If you’re not feeling festive, get a dose of this episode! We’re talking Christmas decorations, dinners and presents! Plus there’s a Dishoom debate and King Charles at a Gurdwara in Luton! It’...
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206: That's Not A Naan! from 2022-12-01T01:01
The boys have come over to mine and eaten something they’ve never had together before! Plus we’re reminiscing over Blockbusters and party food! Also, someone called Kej “sweet” … huh?? I’d cal...
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205: What Happened To The Opening Ceremony? from 2022-11-24T01:01
There’s some proper travel issues for all of us! Trains, planes and automobile problems! Plus, Sach has been schmoozing with A-listers on a Yacht in Abu Dhabi! We also chat about why the BBC d...
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204: Up Above The Streets And Houses… from 2022-11-17T01:01
Who recognises which kids show the title of this weeks podcast is from? Sach was too young to know but Kej and I reminisced over the childrens classic! But our superstar Dj (that’s Sach … defi...
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203: There's No More Cocks To Turn! from 2022-11-10T01:01
Ok ok … We know we’ve got some explaining to do as to why we missed last week's Brownload shift! We address that as well as our weekend of let downs and the most amazing Asian concert in years...
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202: Look At That, You Get Twitter In Prison! from 2022-10-27T00:01
A moment in history folks! We have an Indian Prine Minister on Diwali! Let’s hope he does the job! We’re celebrating Mr Sunak, talking about our festive celebrations and Kej’s got news about t...
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201: I Hate Turkish Delight! from 2022-10-20T00:01
Loads in this weeks episode! The worlds falling apart so Kej escaped to the Meta offices, Sach has been hanging with Freshers and I’m not my wife’s type! Plus we’re talking Diwali and the new ...
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200: Bedazzled! from 2022-10-13T00:01
I’m trying to take Garba into a new era and these two ain’t feeling my idea! Plus we’re talking late night Greggs, electric blankets to keep you warm and Kej’s professional observations of Liz...
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199: I Want Chicken&Chips! from 2022-10-06T00:01
So much to fill you in on! I’m sure you’re wondering if Kej crossed the finish line at the London Marathon? Find out what it was like along with Sach and his night off from Dj'ing and my dilem...
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198: Walking, Running&Garba! from 2022-09-29T00:01
Big up Sach having just done his half marathon and good luck to Kej for the upcoming full 26 mile London marathon this weekend! There’s feelings of “maranoia” in the podcast as we discuss our ...
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197: Sach-beth! from 2022-09-22T00:01
Oh my gawwwd! All these years and we didn’t know something about Sach! How different his life could have been if he followed his passion from school! Plus we’re talking about the Queens funera...
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196: End Of Our Rani Kahani... from 2022-09-15T00:01
With the Queens passing, we reflected on her legendary status in our own Brownload kinda way! Plus Kej is only 3 weeks away from running the marathon and things are getting serious, I’m drivin...
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195: Show Me Your “O’s!” from 2022-09-08T00:01
We’ve got a new Prime minister … but it’s not the Desi one! Kej has done a half marathon and regrets listening to the Brownload through it! Plus Sach is noticing that the world is kicking off ...
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194:"You Can See The Weeners...” from 2022-09-01T00:01
We’re all back online together! Kej is having a moan and a rant (so nothing new there!) and I’m feeling like a bit of a party pooper! Sach isn’t convinced about Bank holidays and the plan is f...
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193: Two Meat, No Veg! from 2022-08-25T00:01
Kej is away so rather than let you down, it’s just the two of us on this weeks podcast! We didn’t miss him one little bit! (Okay okay … maybe a little!) We’re talking doubles and where our loo...
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192: What A Load Of Dholaks! from 2022-08-18T00:01
Is it gonna rain? Where are these mad floods? We’re ready and waiting … but in the meantime we discuss how we like our food at weddings, the rising costs of living and Sach doesn’t like it whe...
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191: Stranger Singhs... from 2022-08-11T00:01
We're back and we were inundated with messages from angry Brownloaders for last weeks' no show podcast - The person to blame is revealed and a public apology is issued! Plus Tommy talks about ...
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190: Toes In Your Mouth! from 2022-07-28T00:01
Apologies in advance if anyone is reminded of their nightmare train journeys from this podcast! I had a testing time on my way back from Bradford to London! Kej jumped on the bandwagon and moa...
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189: My Backside Is Sweaty! from 2022-07-21T00:01
This one goes down in history! Recorded on the hottest day in the record books … EVER! And we got a little heated in our discussion about new revelations from BMW! Is it me, or does their new ...
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188: My Mum Never Put Raisins In It! from 2022-07-14T00:01
Is it hot enough for ya? With the heatwave going on, guess which one of us three has taken the time to do “fan research”? We also wonder if the country will be more Desi under Rishi Sunak as P...
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187: I Love Fierce Bhangra! from 2022-07-07T00:01
Get ready for another garage session! No, not Kej’s Bhangra Garage brunch idea again … a catch up in my garage! We’ve got breaking news on two Brown people leaving Boris! Sach is back from Dub...
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186: Naomi Campbell? You’re more like Sol Campbell! from 2022-06-30T00:01
Sach is away in Dubai on a trip - but he’s not the only one tripping! Kej is getting compliments from random old people as he goes running and I’ve been hosting “India day” in Milton Keynes wh...
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185: What Does The Bin Say? from 2022-06-23T00:01
The heat is on and we are in my sweaty garage … too close for comfort! Particularly as Kej has the lurgy! We’re talking sunbathing naked, eating without plates and bins that do sexy talk! Ooh ...
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184: I Feel Like I'm In The Truman Show! from 2022-06-16T00:01
The heatwave is here and so is the hayfever attack! (Or is it just a cold or even covid? - No one really knows!) We talk about robots now having feelings and birthday parties when we were kids...
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183: It's Been About A Month&20 Days... from 2022-06-09T00:01
It feels like about a month and twenty days since we last saw each other! Great to be back in the garage again after a few weeks apart! Lots to catch up on about our holidays and time abroad, ...
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182: The Thaal Life Chose Me! from 2022-05-26T00:01
There’s more to the humble thaal than what meets the eye! I love ‘em cos they’re nicely sectioned off pockets of food! So does Kej - we share the thaal love! Sach on the other hand, is a hater...
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181: If I Eat Popcorn... Does It Make Noise? from 2022-05-19T00:01
Even though we technically lost at the Eurovision, we’re still feeling like winners! I’m not sure the new German burgers are winning me over though! Kej reveals the new Desi sounding supermark...
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180: Bhaag Sandhu Bhaag! from 2022-05-12T00:01
Travelling can be interesting! You can meet some right strange ones (particularly in London!) Kej and I had some unusual encounters while Sach is still on the mend! You can catch Sach in the n...
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179: You're Not Allowed To Laugh! from 2022-05-05T00:01
It all definitely got a bit serious this week! Sach tells us why no-one is allowed to laugh, Kej wants to live in space & we talk about snitches at work! Enjoy!
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178: Tu Bus Kar! from 2022-04-28T00:01
Hello lunchtime Brownload! Yes, the podcast recording schedule was a mess this week because of Kej's tour-bus life. We talk about food shortages (again!), the Queen's Platinum Jubilee & th...
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177: Don’t Tell The Wedding Planner! from 2022-04-21T00:01
It’s getting into wedding season so Sach has been Dj’ing non stop while Kej is getting annoyed at Gujarati ceremonies! I’ve got a dilemma which results in me lying to members of the public and...
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176: It's All A Lie! from 2022-04-14T00:01
In a world full of fake news, made up facts and questionable stats, we are here to tell it how it is! You can take what you want from this podcast! People are watching their energy bills, Kej ...
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175: Better Out Than In! from 2022-04-07T00:01
Ok ok … I’m human and I messed up with my dates! We were scheduled to record this weeks podcast earlier this week but I double booked by accident! So after apologising to the boys, we got on t...
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174: I Don't Like Jokes! from 2022-03-31T00:01
We had to discuss the thing that EVERYONE is talking about! That famous thapar by Will Smith! He’s now apologised but does that make it ok? I get jokes about my bald head all the time! I don’t...
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173: Does Anyone Wanna Dance? from 2022-03-24T01:01
Is it me, or do people not dance around like they used to? Kej and I were performing solo routines over the weekend while Sach had a Thai woman walking on his back! And who takes snacks into a...
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172: It’s A Marathon, Not A Sprint! from 2022-03-17T01:01
I blame the chip butties! We did a food challenge just before this episode started and there was definitely something strange in the air! Kej has got issues with Bollywood stars at Football ma...
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171: Ministry of Sleepy Sandhu! from 2022-03-10T01:01
This week, we all went clubbing to the world famous Ministry of Sound where Sach was DJ'ing! Maybe it’s lockdown, perhaps it’s age but I just didn’t have the stamina to last the whole night! A...
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170: Garage Rave! from 2022-03-03T01:01
Change of venue for the podcast recording today - we’ve been relegated to the garage at my house but there’s one particular reason for it! Plus Sach is moaning about Planes, Kej is whining abo...
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169: Covid Restrictions Khalas! from 2022-02-24T01:01
That’s right… it’s over folks! The Coronavirus rules we’ve been living by are done (but Covids not gone … just the masks and stuff!) Today is a moment in history! Plus we’ve had some epic stor...
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168: I'd Happily Go To Prison! from 2022-02-17T01:01
Did I not mention that I’m going away? Oops - forgot to get my leave request in to the boys and so we had to record this podcast on Valentine’s Day (earlier than normal!). What a way to spend ...
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167: Return Of The Makhanwala! from 2022-02-10T01:01
It’s been a while but we’re all back around my kitchen table to catch up about everything going on in our Brown world! I wanna dedicate this podcast to the incredible, one in a billion, megast...
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166: Less Forking, More Spooning! from 2022-02-03T01:01
Panic stations!! Red alert!! Bhaago!! My Instagram got hacked on the day this podcast was recorded and the reaction from everyone around me was as if an alien was trying to invade my chittur! ...
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165: Fermez La Bouche! from 2022-01-27T01:01
Call me optimistic or call me naive but I’m hoping this is the last blooming podcast apart! Now that restrictions are lifting more so, we’re hoping to be altogether recording next week! But fo...
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165: Fermez La Bouche! from 2022-01-27T01:01
Call me optimistic or call me naive but I’m hoping this is the last blooming podcast apart! Now that restrictions are lifting more so, we’re hoping to be altogether recording next week! But fo...
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164: Are You Packing A Five Head? from 2022-01-20T01:01
You wanna look good? Make yourself more attractive? Well, it turns out the less you reveal, the better! Plus, we’re talking about 4 day working weeks, a couple who built a plane and the key to...
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163: Kovid Kapoor Ft Lady Taaza! from 2022-01-13T01:01
Once Kej remembered he’s a grown man and stopped playing with his toy we managed to get on with discussing the big stories! What can’t Brits get enough of? What are Morrisons doing with their ...
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162: Where’s The Fireworks? from 2022-01-06T01:00
Happy New Year! “Something motivational” … bla bla bra! Yeah, I know that everyone is full of “promise” and “hope” at the start of the New Year - but we’re flipping resolutions on their head! ...
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161: Things We've Learnt 2021! from 2021-12-30T01:01
It's the last podcast of 2021! As the year comes to an end we've (Sach) put together an episode of some of our favourite & most random 'things we've learnt' facts from 2021! Hit play and r...
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160: Green Light For Christmas! from 2021-12-23T01:00
After last years waste of Christmas, we are back together for our annual feast! And despite the nervousness going around - Boris has said it’s ok and that Chrimbo is going ahead! So: What shal...
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159: Sandhu Is Miss Universe! from 2021-12-16T01:01
No no no … not me and not even a relative but I’m still jumping on the bandwagon! Big up Harnaaz Sandhu from India who is Miss Universe! We also get the lowdown on a present Kej got from Chris...
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158: Anyone Want A Yacht? … It’s Not Real Though! from 2021-12-09T01:01
That’s right, as the title suggests, Kej wants you to buy your own online Yacht! What the Meta is he on about? Plus we’re getting Christmassy, discussing cereal eating habits and those unexpec...
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157: Who’s Parents Like To Faaki? from 2021-12-02T01:01
Storms, new Covid variants and another restricted festive season - aren’t you glad the Brownload is here to cheer you up! Happy December folks! I’m feeling proper festive, sadly my two Gujarat...
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156: Does This Float Your Boat? from 2021-11-25T01:01
Maybe it’s because I turned a year older, maybe it’s because we’ve all come out of a pandemic or perhaps Kej’s dumb ideas are finally wearing me down! But we are contemplating living on a man-...
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155: Does This Podcast Need Subtitles? from 2021-11-18T01:01
I'm back from Dubai (via Scotland), Sach is getting over Covid & we find out that Kej is stealing things from The Brownload and passing it off as his own! We also talk alot about TV... Are...
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154: Take Me To The Metaverse! from 2021-11-11T01:01
After a week off (that’s right … only one week so keep your chuddies on!) we are back - well sort of! I’m in Dubai escaping the cold, Kej wants to live in a made up online world escaping reali...
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153: Can I Have A Rolex Please? from 2021-10-28T00:01
I’m in Dubai staying in a lovely hotel but if Kej had his way, I’d be sleeping in IKEA! Find out why when you start listening! Plus we’re talking about staff bonuses, Rolexes and saying “thank...
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152: What’s A Crisp Wall? from 2021-10-21T11:17:48
I’m in Dubai for the T20 Cricket World Cup but the boys cannot be separated! We’re here bringing you the big chat on all the most relevant, top notch bakwaas you need! Like: what is a crisp wa...
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151: Red Light... Green Light... Brown Light! from 2021-10-14T00:01
We’ve been all over the place: Sach has been in Dubai, Kej ran out of petrol last week but thankfully, now we are back in my kitchen! Only temporarily though as I’m off next week to cover the ...
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150: Is WhatsApp Working Yet? from 2021-10-07T00:01
Omg! The temporary collapse of three social media worlds brought us all to a stand still this week. The boys and I coped ok and now we’re back online! Plus Kej has got passive aggressive issue...
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149: Trains, Planes and Automobiles! from 2021-09-30T00:00
What a week! Whether you’ve been queuing at petrol stations, waiting for deliveries or just feel knocked down like Anthony Joshua … don’t worry we got ya! We’re here to look at the last week a...
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148: What Do You Do In The Toilet? from 2021-09-23T00:00
We talk about secrets from the bathroom and we ask, what advice would you give your younger self? The boys and I had a good old chat about what we’d tell ourselves if we could go back in time....
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147: Popcorn Chicken Are NOT Nuggets! from 2021-09-16T00:01
Can someone please explain to Kej that there is a huge difference between KFC and McDonald’s bite size chicken! I tried … but I’m not sure I succeeded! Plus we’re celebrating tennis stars, foo...
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146: How To Have More Fun... from 2021-09-09T00:00
It’s Sachin’s birthday! So we recorded this one before we went and stuffed our faces! But did we have fun? What is fun? How can you have more fun? We chat about this as well as weddings, kids ...
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145: It's A Dog Life! from 2021-09-02T00:00
I’ve got a dog! Well, only for a week, but still! I’m sharing my “tails” of dog life while Sach is back from Ghana and Kej is reminiscing about childhood memories!
Plus we give our...
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144: Just The Two Of Us from 2021-08-26T00:00
With Sach in Ghana, he left me alone with Kej! Whilst I was nervous about the outcome of being exposed to unfiltered pure Kejiness... turns out, we had a decent chat! We were reminiscing about...
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143: Forget About It! from 2021-08-19T00:00
Time to forget about your worries and enjoy another Brownload! And talking of forgetting … what was I gonna say? Oh yeah, you can forget about the landline and if you’re a famous singer you ca...
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142: A Fishy Twist In The Tale! from 2021-08-12T00:00
Calling all cynics! Were Lionel Messi’s tears real? Does Jennifer Anniston really benefit from having only ONE crisp? And should the word “curry” be banned!?
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141: Bleach Your Starfish from 2021-08-05T00:00
Suicide Squad is out with a killer starfish as the baddie! Check out my review of that while Kej shares random food combinations and Sach doesn’t wanna work a four-day-week! Why not? It’ll all...
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140: It’s Raining, It’s Sunny, Now It’s Raining … No, wait - It’s Sunny Again! from 2021-07-29T00:00
Anyone up for crowd funding to buy Selfridges? We only need £4 billion!
Ok, maybe we can’t afford the store, but we have all spotted a few celebrities in there! One of us spotted Bo...
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139: Complimentary Bread Roll Sir? from 2021-07-22T00:00
We all love to hear those famous words: “Would you like some bread while you wait”... Yes please! Only on the Brownload will you hear us discuss “free bread etiquette” as well as Freedom day, ...
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138: We’re Staying Home! from 2021-07-15T00:00
After the weekends football, we’re looking for things to cheer us up! We’ve all watched loads of new stuff that we’re sharing with you guys but aside from all that … I needed Sachin & Kej’...
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137: Sofa So Good... from 2021-07-08T00:00
As we kick back on the sofas to record the podcast this week (because I’ve done my back in!) we’ve got the Italy v Spain game on in the background. Naturally we chat about all the hype around ...
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136: I Don't Like All This Normality! from 2021-07-01T00:00
Anyone else feel like things are PROPERLY getting back to normal? I was at the cricket last week, doing stand up shows on the weekend & taking pictures with people! I love it! I need peopl...
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135: Three Men&Some Handcuffs! from 2021-06-24T00:00
I can’t believe we discussed the practicality of being handcuffed together with each other! I’m not sure if it turned out to be a great idea or a terrible one. And do you love cheese? Of cours...
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134: Feet On Fire! from 2021-06-17T00:00
The heat is on in London but that’s got nothing to do with the title of this podcast! It’ll all make sense when you get listening (if you’ve watched TIME). I did my best to force Sachin to lik...
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133: I’ve Got Money, I Promise! from 2021-06-10T00:00
What a week of sunshine! Hope you’ve all been enjoying it whilst listening to the Brownload! We’ve been out and about, mixing with difficult people and trying to take food orders for the masse...
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132: The Kanjarring: Tommy Made Me See It! from 2021-06-03T00:00
Tommy & Kej give us their verdict on the latest scary movie to hit cinemas, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do it. Plus Sach has a new business idea and he's all Dj’d out from the bank ho...
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131: Grab my Jonuts! from 2021-05-27T00:00
You’ve never heard of Jonuts? You are gonna learn loads from this weeks podcast! Plus we’re talking about a chess champions that isn’t Gujarati despite his name and a special type of pate that...
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130: If You Don't Like Puri... Then You Can't Judge A Naan! from 2021-05-20T00:00
Recorded together sat around my kitchen island (which felt like a real novelty!) We’re get into my perfect attendance at school, Sach bunking off and Kej introduces us to a new vegetable ... o...
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129: Face To Face! from 2021-05-13T00:00
After what feels like ages, this is our first podcast back at my house (in the garden!) altogether! Felt strange but very quickly settled into being just like old times! We’re not playing any ...
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128: Check Please... from 2021-05-06T00:00
We’re all getting used to going out and about again! But even getting the bill at a restaurant got us talking: why do they always give the bill to the bloke? How do they pick who samples the w...
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127: Mum, I Think Your Food Could Be Better! from 2021-04-29T00:00
The Duke Of Edinburgh awards are changing and they want more Desis involved! As we were chatting about the DoE, it turns out that only one of us has actually taken part in it... Find out who! ...
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126: If You Don't Trim Your Bush... from 2021-04-22T00:00
Sun is shining and the weather is sweet so we’re making the most of it! We talk about everything from post offices to Palwinder Kaur ... Palwinder who I hear you say!? Oh wait till you hear ab...
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125: Nobody Wants Soggy Popcorn! from 2021-04-15T00:00
We love any excuse to reminisce about school days! But it turns out Sach was raised in a completely different era to me and Kej! Plus we’re talking popcorn and renting out your back garden to ...
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124: Jassi Sidhu&His Puah’s Bandook! from 2021-04-08T00:00
With part one of his trilogy out (Kudi Chandigarh Di) the powerhouse vocalist, Jassi Sidhu hangs out with us to talk about how he nearly lost his voice and what the trilogy represents. He’s aw...
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123: Jaz Dhami Delivers His Diva! from 2021-04-01T00:00
With his new single “Diva” going down a storm worldwide, we thought we’d get Jaz Dhami on! Key topics of conversation include his bath routines and how he likes his jacket potato! It’s importa...
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122: The Bally Sagoo Special from 2021-03-28T00:59
The man who gave us Churaliya, Kali Teri Gut, Cheshire Cat and all those amazing cover tracks that shaped the Brit Asian sound through the 90s! We absolutely love Bally’s music and wanted to g...
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121: We’re Not Going On A Summer Holiday! from 2021-03-25T01:00
Despite our optimism, it looks like summer holidays are unlikely but there’s still lots to laugh at! Tommy shares the news that there are vampire gadgets that are currently sucking away at you...
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120: Saucy Chat With A Load Of Rubbish! from 2021-03-18T01:00
What a shocker! Ketchup has been knocked off the top spot as the nations favourite sauce, rubbish bins are causing stress for Kej and Sach is officially Covid proof (sort of!) Put a smile on y...
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119: It’s Not Just Meghan Dropping Bombs! from 2021-03-11T01:00
We’re talking Meghan & Harry, chocolate bombs and films that may or may not have bombed! Boom! Bring on the Brownload!
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118: Stop Staring In The Fridge! from 2021-03-04T01:00
Loads of revelations in this weeks Brownload! How many of you are fridge gazers? I thought it was quite common but Kej and Sach ripped me apart for going to the fridge with no idea of what I w...
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117: Big Up The Baguette! from 2021-02-25T01:00
What podcast gives you a genuine and heart felt appreciation of the French baguette? We do, that’s who! Plus there’s chat about the NASA Mars rover which touched down on the red planet last we...
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116: Time To Get Positive! from 2021-02-18T01:00
Is it just us or does it feel like life could be getting back to normal soon? There’s positivity in the air! We’re even thinking about holidays in the UK! Plus Priyanka Chopra has got a book o...
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115: Who Needs Booze? Open The Pub! from 2021-02-11T01:00
As always, all the important debates and conversations here! Is there any point in opening a pub without beer? Why do men become useless when shopping alone in supermarkets? And how to flatten...
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114: Where’s Cumbum? from 2021-02-04T01:00
Get ready Brownloaders! This one's packed with laughter and lessons! We’re teaching ourselves about understanding body odour and we learn about what it means to have masculine or feminine hand...
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113: Cards, Carrom Boards&Coldness! from 2021-01-28T01:00
The Brrrrrownload is here to warm you up! We’ve been out in the snow and loving it! There’s new films to discuss, genderless playing cards and is it me? ... or has lockdown turned us into a bu...
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112: Robots&Royalty from 2021-01-21T01:00
We’ve had enough of all the idiots so we’re sharing some stories of Covid rule breakers! The Queen is dabbling in some extra business cos she needs the cash and this podcast is officially dedi...
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111: Hoovers, High Heels&Haircuts from 2021-01-14T01:00
Yeah, we know! You’ve had enough of lockdown. Home schooling is a pain in the backside. But that’s why me and my Brownload boys exist! So chill out, forget your worries and laugh along with th...
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110: Triangle Peg In A Round Hole from 2021-01-07T01:00
Welcome to 2021 Brownloaders! We’re looking forward to the year ahead and have got a load of reasons to be excited about it! Anyone seen AK vs AK on Netflix? We analyse it and reminisce about ...
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109: The Last One Of The Year... from 2020-12-31T01:00
We’re looking back at the weirdest 12 months of our lives! There’s been great tv, lessons learnt and even a few laughs among the madness!
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108: New Strain For Xmas! from 2020-12-24T01:00
We normally go to town with a big ol’ festive feast but like everyone, Christmas feels a little odd this year! We know you’ve had to cancel holidays and plans too - so take your mind off it an...
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107: Amazon Zindabad from 2020-12-17T01:00
All the “key issues” of life discussed in our usual way!
Is there really any need to wrap presents? It’s a bit like shake n vac! It’s only there to be got rid of! There’s more talk...
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106: Santa's Dirty Webcam from 2020-12-10T01:00
We are laughing our way into the festive season with chat about private Santa webcams (sounds dodgy!), the lyrics to Original Nuttah and more Monolith mania! Press play now and let the good ti...
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105: Bollywood Wives from 2020-12-03T01:00
Yeah, we all watched the brand new show everyone’s talking about, no, not the Undoing ... the other one: The Real Lives Of Bollywood Wives - Bit of a mixed review! Plus skateboards are making ...
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104: Birthdays, Bands&Benches! from 2020-11-26T01:00
I got to spend my birthday recording this podcast... And I loved it! Sach told us about the lad who knows how to Bench ... and I’m not talking in the gym! And who’s the sexiest musician in a b...
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103: Amaal Mallik: Tu Mera Nahi from 2020-11-19T01:00
The brilliant producer and singer Amaal Mallik joins us for a chat about his new track, the meaning of his lyrics and he’s about to collaborate with a member of his family ... and it’s not his...
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102: Lockdown Diwali from 2020-11-12T01:00
The excitement is building, Diwali is round the corner and it’s time to get the “Diwali Tree” out! Plus we’ve all watched The Undoing, hear our thoughts on the big Nicole Kidman and Hugh Grant...
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101: Rockin' around the Diwali tree from 2020-11-05T01:00
We dump some of the things that annoy us into room 101 and we also came up with an absolute genius idea to make this festive season bigger and better than ever!
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100: 100 Not Out from 2020-10-29T01:00
We are going strong and better than ever! Happy 100th Brownload! We got a little bit reflective in this episode as well as discussing pumpkin picking and the new Borat film!
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99: The best thing since sliced cheese from 2020-10-22T00:00
Who buys pre-sliced cheddar cheese? I mean seriously! How lazy are you! And why would some people only wash their bed sheets once a year! That’s so nasty! Let’s discuss it: Brownload style!
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98: Who wants to be a superhuman!? from 2020-10-15T00:00
On the kitchen table this week: Theres talk of humans having “upgrades” so we’re wondering what the future holds for us Earthlings! And there’s a lot of talk about food! Mainly pizza!
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97: London Podcast Festival 2020 from 2020-10-08T00:00
We actually recorded a live podcast in front of a real audience! It was great to be at the London Podcast Festival for the 2nd year! We had a laugh talking about everything from how Diwali &am...
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96: Who doesn’t like cheesy chips? from 2020-10-01T00:00
Is it just us, or is everyone confused about what they can and can’t do at the moment? So, we’re here to bring some Brownload banter to the Covid craziness! Plus there’s cheesy chip analysis a...
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95: Surprise! from 2020-09-23T00:00
Yep, this podcast is out earlier than usual! That’s because this Thursday we are serving up the Brownload to a live audience in Kings Place, Kings Cross, London as part of The London Podcast F...
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94: Dedicated to Akshay Kumar from 2020-09-17T00:00
With the rule of 6 kicking in, the boys are questioning how it works whilst also dreaming about holidays, wedding and Akshay Kumar!
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93: It’s finger lickin' good! from 2020-09-10T00:00
Tommy’s servings up a “KFC treat” as the boys hit the kitchen table to discuss mathematical equations, first jobs and some things they’ve learnt that will blow your mind!
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92: The naked removal men from 2020-09-03T00:00
Tommy & Kej discover a new job opening they're interested in plus the boys talk about Summer officially coming to an end, what to watch on TV & why people hate full stops.
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91: Massages, Mosquitos and Mauja! from 2020-08-27T00:00
All the important stuff discussed right here: buying school uniform, new breeds of Mosquito and Tommy’s bought a gun!
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90: Don't be right, be kind! from 2020-08-20T00:00
Get ready to hear about strange breakfasts, thieving foxes, creepy caravans & the boys talk about Dhoni's news!
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89: Why would you eat the same breakfast every day? from 2020-08-13T00:00
Tommy & Kej are back from a weekend break (not together) and the boys are debating life: breakfast routines, workplace sound effects and printing food!
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88: Manisha from Indian Matchmaking! from 2020-08-06T00:00
We’ve all watched Indian Matchmaking - So you’ll know our guest this week: It’s Manisha who dated Vyasar! Plus the boys talk about Elon Musk & Diljit Dosanjh!
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87: AR Rahman’s here talking about Dil Bechara from 2020-07-30T00:00
Legendary producer, composer, singer and all round musical genius AR Rahman chats to Tommy about the new soundtrack: Dil Bechara - Plus the boys cover Garlic Bread and wrapping up the Brownloa...
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86: That Netflix Indian Matchmaking show from 2020-07-23T00:00
The boys are analysing Netflix’s Indian Matchmaking as well as wanting to set their own Guinness Book Of Records - Plus, the amazing Nikhita Gandhi sings for us having just painted her kitchen...
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85: Amaal&Armaan Malik want to talk! from 2020-07-16T00:00
We catch up with the brilliant brothers Amaal & Armaan Malik on their new track “Zara Thehro” and there’s Pakoras and Saag on the menu in Tommys kitchen!
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84: Down with Jay Sean! from 2020-07-09T00:00
The mega talented Jay Sean talks about his new podcast and we debate why Desi people love to stick chillis in everything!
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83: Raghu Dixit sharing the love! from 2020-07-02T00:00
All round nice guy Raghu Dixit talks about why he’s been doing gigs from home. Plus Kej gave Tommy hiccups and Sach wants us all to smell of marmite!
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82: Singing to plants with Shilpa Rao! from 2020-06-25T00:00
Lockdown is changing, Bollywood's kicking off and amongst all that Shilpa Rao is bringing some harmony via a Zee5 concert.
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81: Kacha crisis is over! from 2020-06-18T00:00
With Primark and other stores opening up you can now buy pants! So life’s getting back to normal ... but there’s also alien life to think about and what if we all move to Italy? Only the Brown...
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80: 99 problems but the Rich ain’t one from 2020-06-11T00:00
With everything going on in the world, we bring you a slice of goodness with our super cool friend Rishi Rich! Plus we are back together in Tommys garden for the first time in months!
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79: I feel like Shahrukh Khan from 2020-06-04T00:00
Super cool producer Tesher talks us through the idea behind the hottest desi track on the planet: Young Shahrukh - And we’re talking holidays, cheese and lifting the lockdown: all good things!...
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78: Trips, toilets and telly! from 2020-05-28T00:00
All Asians love having someone on the inside - You know, someone they‘ve met and want to recommend to you! We’re exactly the same (Kej more so!) - We discuss that and so much more! Enjoy!
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77: Group therapy! from 2020-05-21T00:00
After Tommy opens up about all his failures this week, Kej & Sach also share their issues too! A problem shared is a problem halved so email us and have a moan or a rant and get it off you...
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76: Manj Musik takes us back to the old school from 2020-05-14T00:00
Singer & producer Manj Musik is on this week and talking about his brand new UK Garage influenced track "Social Disdancing" and the boys reminisce on the good old Garage days.
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75: Jonita Gandhi is up all night! from 2020-05-07T00:00
The ridiculously talented Jonita Gandhi is happy to speak to us all the way from India in the middle of the night! We're having a laugh and an 'Alaap'!
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74: Akasa Singh: At home with her jaaru! from 2020-04-30T00:00
The Maserati driving, nagin-gin gin gin ginning megastar Akasa joins the party! She sounds like she's living a "Cinderella lockdown life" with her jaaru stories and having to deal with her fam...
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73: Super Sukhwinder Singh from 2020-04-23T00:00
Live from India, Sukhwinder Singh, the man who gave us Chaiyya Chaiyya and Chak De India tells us what lockdowns been like for him - Plus the Brownload boys discuss what artificial intelligenc...
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72: Do you reckon Rishi Sunak can handle his mirch? from 2020-04-16T00:00
As Tommy and Sach celebrate another week of not having to see Kej, the boys get together (on Houseparty) to debate what kinda bloke Rishi Sunak is!
And also, they’re going to do a l...
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71: Vayu's advice: Baatein Karo from 2020-04-09T00:00
It's definitely the time to talk now that everyone's at home and the boys are chatting to Vayu, singer-songwriter behind hits like Naagin, Beat Pe Booty and his latest track: Baatein Karo
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70: Palak Muchhal Joins The Houseparty from 2020-04-02T00:00
Social distancing can't keep us apart! We jump onto the houseparty app to record this week's podcast and even get a surprise visit from the adorable Palak Muchhal!
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69: Keep On Squatting! from 2020-03-26T01:00
With social distancing in full effect, Tommy and Sachin are grateful for the distance from Kej! Here's a unique podcast which was recorded on Instagram chat while everyone was in their own hom...
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68: Tommy And Sach Isolate Kej from 2020-03-19T01:59
In an attempt to not spread any viral diseases, we have recorded this podcast in the garden where we discussed everything going on in the world...including the possible advantages of the Coron...
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67: Enough Of The Virus... Kuch Coro-Na! from 2020-03-12T01:00
What is going on in the world? Corona central! Which we discuss along with school dinners and Dr Sandhu-Little admits to talking to animals... well birds to be specific!
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66: The Voice Of Big B - Sudesh Bhosale from 2020-03-05T01:00
Tommy meets the voice himself Sudesh Bhosale and of course there is chat about the Corona virus!
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65: Bambi, Breathing and Bedrooms! from 2020-02-27T01:00
The multi-talented Bambi joins the boys to tell them about her forthcoming music and there is chat about the most beautiful word in the English language.
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64: For Natasha - A Celebration Of Life from 2020-02-20T01:00
Kej and Tommy go backstage at the Hammersmith Apollo in London for a special concert dedicated to the memory of Natasha Sandhu.
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63: There's Jerk In The Kitchen... from 2020-02-13T01:00
Slim the comedian joins the Brownload boys for some Jerk paneer and chicken
as they talk about chores, Monopoly and things they learnt this week!
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as they talk about chores, Monopoly and things they learnt this week!
62: Girls Are Better Than Boys from 2020-02-06T01:00
We discuss the groundbreaking news that girls are better than boys... in languages! Plus we take a closer look at the ultimate food combo, KFC join forces with Pizza Hut!
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61: We had a Vegasm! from 2020-01-30T01:00
It's a climatic podcast with a slice of Greggs Vegan steak bake and Gwyneth Paltrow's intimate scent! Hit play and give it a sniff!
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60: Pass The Parcel from 2020-01-23T01:00
A proper discussion into the actual rules of 'Pass The Parcel' plus find out the verdict on the Vegan Meatball Sub... (Balls for all!)
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59: From Meghxit To Mars from 2020-01-16T01:00
There's chat about the very desi issue with the royal family and Tommy & Kej get on the Mars anthem hype!
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58: It's Back... Veganuary! from 2020-01-09T01:00
Tommy and Sach set a Vegan birthday challenge for Kej plus there is plenty of chat about hair and the word of the decade.
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57: Last Of The Decade from 2019-12-31T01:00
The boys look back at the decade as they share post Christmas and pre New Year stories.
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56: Christmas In A Tin from 2019-12-24T01:00
The boys are going through their plans for Christmas day and receive a very important email from Australia.
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55: We Love Mexican Jokes from 2019-12-19T01:00
Find out how to avoid stress during the festive period and have you ever tried a Christmosa?
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54: Samosas and Chickpea Curry from 2019-12-12T01:00
Tommy makes fresh samosas to munch on for the boys while they discuss 'Pumpadoms' and Desi emojis.
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53: Happy Birthday To The Brownload from 2019-12-05T01:00
Sach is back just in time to celebrate 1 year of the podcast! There's talk of our favourite pyjamas and Tommy has tales from his sailing days!
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52: Juhi Chawla Invited Us Over from 2019-11-28T01:00
For our special 52nd episode, marking one year of Brownload baqwaas and brilliance, we went round to the beautiful (in every sense) Juhi Chawla's home for a whole bunch of laughs.
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51: Two Sandhus For The Price Of One from 2019-11-21T01:00
When Kej fails to get a guest on the podcast, it's desperate times as Tommy pulls in his cousin... or is it his brother? You decide!
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50: Eshaan Akbar: Infidel-ity Man from 2019-11-14T01:00
Currently on tour with his one man show "Infidel-ity", funny geeza Eshaan stops by Tommy's kitchen table to eat pijja and talk sneezing and lift etiquette.
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49: Bollywood Royalty Soni Razdan from 2019-11-07T01:00
Tommy catches up with Alia Bhatt's mum, Soni Razdan about her current stage role in "When Crows Visit" and Kej has a cold remedy for Sach... and it doesn't smell... no it really doesn't!
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48: Do Bears Go To The Loo While Hibernating? from 2019-10-31T01:00
Important questions are answered by The Brownload boys and they share the things they learnt this week
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47: Mumzy Conquers Vertigo from 2019-10-24T00:00
Talking about his new album "Vertigo" titled around his real life struggles with the condition, Mumzy hangs out with us and his executive producer Lyan.
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46: The One Man Army Jaz Dhami from 2019-10-17T00:00
The boys finally got Jaz around the kitchen table to talk food, music and have a go at Podioke
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45: Brown Men Can't Make Paasta from 2019-10-10T00:00
Tommy gives the low down on the backstage action at Straight Up Punjab, and the boys talk about plants, pasta and poopries.
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44: Bang Bang - Tasha Tah Is At The Door from 2019-10-03T00:00
Tasha finally pops by to talk about Stupid Question day, Sliding into DM's and has a go at Podioke!
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43: Howdy Sachy! from 2019-09-26T00:00
Sach is back with tales of his wedding shopping experience in the motherland, Tommy finds an English word that is actually Desi and Kej can't get enough of Greta!
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42: The London Podcast Festival 2019 from 2019-09-19T00:00
The Brownload lads were invited to do their podcast live in front of a sold out crowd... What a night!
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41: Back At Kej's: Late Night Edition from 2019-09-12T00:00
Another late night special where the boys talk about great teachers, Russian space suits and what should be inside their Grab bag!
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40: Ash King Sings... And Makes Great Tea! from 2019-09-05T00:00
Southall born Ash King pops by and reflects on his new life in Mumbai as a Bollywood playback singer. There's Podioke and a brand new game we call "The Ash-Up"
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39: Faran Tahir Bringing His Hollywood Hunkiness from 2019-08-29T00:00
Iron Man bad guy but podcast good guy Faran Tahir hangs out with us and of course we discuss his latest project The Martial Artist.
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38: You May Now... Hug The Bride! from 2019-08-22T00:00
Sach got married but Tommy was disappointed with the lack of kissing. Plus Sach gets educated about He-Man and the Indian football team.
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37: Sachin's Stag Do - The Sach Do! from 2019-08-15T00:00
It's Sachin's last podcast before he officially says "I Do" so the lads got together for a late night recording... and there's even strippers too!
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36: Blinded By The Light from 2019-08-08T00:00
We hear from director Gurinder Chadha, writer Sarfraz Manzoor and lead actor Viveik Kalra plus the boys chat about which musicians inspired them as kids!
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35: Stand-up Comedian Eshaan Akbar from 2019-08-01T00:00
Ahead of the Fringe Festival, Eshaan Akbar pops by for some giggles and gaana with the guys.
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34: I Didn't Pay To See Your Mum! from 2019-07-25T00:00
Sach has an issue with Neha Kakkar's mum, We remember our favourite playground games and the Brownload fantasy football league awaits you.
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33: Blagging, Bedding And Beating The Best from 2019-07-18T00:00
Tommy pulls off the ultimate beg... oops we mean blag and the boys look back on a Super Sunday of tennis and cricket.
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32: We Don't Like Cricket... We Love Netball from 2019-07-11T00:00
As the Cricket world cup comes to an end, the boys discover another world cup event happening in England and Sach doesn't like water slides!
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31: 3 Useless 15 Year Olds from 2019-07-04T00:00
With all the sport going on: World Cup football and cricket as well as the tennis featuring a teenage superstar, we reminisce about what we were up to at 15 years old.
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30: The Mumbai Moaners from 2019-06-27T00:00
Tommy and Kej are back from India in need of Sach the Shrink to air all of their issues.
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29: Backstage Bakwaas from 2019-06-19T19:30
Somehow we were allowed back stage at a HUGE cricket world cup party! Laughing away with some familiar friends and performers and getting ready to host the action on the night!
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28: On The Brown-Road Together from 2019-06-13T00:00
The boys have been on a UK cricket tour and made some discoveries about sandwiches, train conversations and the Women's Football World Cup.
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27: Browner Than Usual from 2019-06-06T00:00
Having spent a week apart, the trio are reunited as Tommy and Kej compare tans after their holidays and the boys are gearing up to join the Bharat Army for the ICC Cricket World Cup 2019
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26: Stumps, Posts and Smelly Food from 2019-05-30T00:00
The cricket world cup is here and the Brownload boys are part of the Bharat Army! Plus it's champions league final chat and Stormzy's dissing Vegans!
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25: Disney's Aladdin: A Whole New Brown World from 2019-05-23T00:00
Tommy talks curry with Naomi Scott (Jasmine) and Champions League with Mena Massoud (Aladdin). Plus the boys test the latest Snapchat filters and try to learn some Italian
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24: Aastha Gill Talks Saara India from 2019-05-16T00:00
The queen of killer tunes, Aastha Gill hangs out with the boys plus there is talk of flying anxiety and self braking trolleys.
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23: Shruti, Yeti And Dipping In Tea from 2019-05-09T00:00
The boys are hanging out with Shruti Haasan and Tommy makes a new discovery about Sachin after a weekend away in Germany.
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22: Zaheer Iqbal On His First Ever Podcast from 2019-05-02T00:00
Salman Khan discovery Zaheer Iqbal talks about everything from food to driving in London. He even gives it 'the large' when he turns cockney!
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21: Join The H-Dhami Army from 2019-04-25T00:00
Super talented and extremely cheeky, H-Dhami joins the Brownload boys to talk about his latest single "Falling" and some Podioke fun!
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20: Easter Crackers from 2019-04-18T00:00
Happy Easter! Listen to the boys talk about their road trip to Manchester, Ashley Young's soft hands and a new way to keep the mosquitoes away.
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19: Mere Seagully Mein from 2019-04-11T00:00
This week it's a celebration of national samosa week, seagulls and being better people for learning something new.
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18: Late Night Ladke from 2019-04-04T00:00
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Brownload team had to record from a different venue very late at night. The outcome... it's different!
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17: Say Hi To The Haaye Oye Boy: Qaran from 2019-03-28T01:00
Super talented singer, musician and composer Qaran chats to us about his latest hit "HaayeOye". Plus Sach is back from his holiday and there's lots of important stuff to catch up on... like what...
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16: While The Sach Is Away, Jags Klimax Will Play! from 2019-03-21T01:00
The Brownload boys continue their random chat and games with superstar Dj Jags Klimax. With a celebration of Desi Poetry, Holi songs and loadsa laughs!
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15: Phooling Around With Juggy D from 2019-03-14T06:00
Punjabi Rockstar, Juggy D joins the lads to talk about his recent new arrival, his new music and gives his best shot at Podioke.
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14: Happy International Women's Day from 2019-03-07T06:00
To celebrate the wonder of females everywhere, the Brownload boys have an all "ladki" music line-up as well as the hilarious and super talented Sukh Ojla on the show.
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13: Let's Go Cuckoo For Suku Puku from 2019-02-28T06:00
This week, guests include Sukriti and Prakriti Kakar, the singing twins behind the brand new track "Sudhar Ja". Plus the boys talk all things from cow dating apps to mattresses.
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12: Bunch Of Mother Tonguers! from 2019-02-21T06:00
To celebrate International Mother Language Day, Tommy and Sach compete to say phrases in their mother tongue (Punjabi & Gujarati) How do you think they did?
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11: Gully Boys Divine&Naezy from 2019-02-14T06:00
Roses are red, violets are blue, we're feeling romantic...How about you? Get ready for some cheesy rhymes to share with your loved ones and interviews with the hottest rappers in India ahead of ...
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10: Farhan Akhtar Does Podioke! from 2019-02-07T06:00
Tommy hangs out with Farhan Akhtar talking about his new album "Echoes" as well as being the first Bollywood A-lister to step up to the ultimate singing game - Podioke!!
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9: Podcast Udeek Diyan from 2019-01-31T06:00
Friend of the show and superstar singer, Akriti Kakar teaches the boys how to warm up their voices as the UK braces itself for a cold snap. The Back-Words game also makes a debut!
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8: Big Down Under from 2019-01-24T06:00
We celebrate our listeners down under with Australian phrases plus gangster pheasants and our very own TRUTHFUL rishta app.
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7: Fanungos Of Arjun Kanungo from 2019-01-17T06:00
We welcome Arjun Kanungo who talks about his latest track Tu Na Mera and The Brownload gets its first sponsor… Tommy's mum!
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6: The Veganuary Monologues from 2019-01-10T06:00
Tommy and Sach are treated to Kej and his sausage surprise! Plus it's Lohri and Makar Sankrant so the boys battle it out to see who can keep it up the longest... the kite that is! Grow up!
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5: Handling"Bees Unnis"For 2019 from 2019-01-03T06:00
Laughing their way through the first podcast of 2019... There's "Urawaza", Fireworks "Ultima Thulli and Kej launches his pro veg campaign.
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4: Leftovers from 2018-12-28T06:00
In the final days of 2018, the lads share their "omg, I forgot that happened this year" moments.
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3: Christmas Boliyaan&Festive Fun! from 2018-12-20T05:00
It's party time for The Brownload boys at their Christmas lunch including the gargle game and crackers sent from India.
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2: Dreaming Of An Ambani Christmas from 2018-12-13T06:45
Tommy and the boys gearing up for Christmas and looking back at the greatest pre-wedding party the world has ever seen.
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1: Tommy&The Brownload Boys Are Here from 2018-12-04T16:08
Here it is... The first ever Brownload
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