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Episode 119 - Sean Burke from 2022-05-03T11:35:21
This week on the pod I'm chatting with twitter sensational and master of sketch Sean Burke. We chat trying out standup, shite gigs, his process and end up chatting Metal Gear and Pro Evo. Its got i...
Listen3rd Annual 420 Spesh from 2022-04-20T04:35:02
Its the smoke wonderful time of the year. The 3rd annual celebration of the American formatting of April 20th.
With two blockuster 420s in the last two years, can our hero stick the land...
Episode 117 - Flying Babies from 2022-04-12T04:05:03
This week on the pod I'm just fresh from holibops in LDN m8 and boy av I got some stories for you geezahs!
This pod is sponsored by the only sponsor there is, The Dubliner Irish Whiskey,...
Episode 116 - Census Dodger from 2022-04-05T04:35:02
This week on the pod I’m dodging the census and investing in private hobbies.
ListenEpisode 115 - Sweet Colleen from 2022-03-29T04:20:01
This week on the pod, I'm unwinding after some whopper gigs by outadvicing the advice queen herself Colleen Nolan.
Sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check out THEDLD.COM for all ...
Episode 114 - The Libran Scale from 2022-03-22T05:25:02
This week on the pod a fairly unplanned ramble about dogs, films, and the Libran scale of cancellation.
Also I call Jake Gyllenhal Jared Leto towards the end and I was mortified.
Episode 113 - Oscar Bait from 2022-03-15T05:10:03
This week on the podcast I'm pandering to the Academy and offering up some procedurally generated movies that are destined to sweep the Oscars.
ALSO; this pod is proudly sponsored by The...
Episode 112 - Wheel of Content from 2022-03-08T05:30:02
This week I’m in between legs of the tour so taking it old school with a classic Wheel Of Shite, I spin the wheel, pick a random word and win GOLD!
Enjoy and thank you for your patience.
Episode 111 - Crate Digging from 2022-03-01T05:20:02
UNLOCKED: from the Patreon Vaults, its my Top 5 Tracks that I found digging through Spotify in 2021.
Occasionally I veer away from my meowndering shite-talk into the abyss and try a radi...
Episode 110 - Crush Bandicoot with Justine Stafford from 2022-02-22T05:20:02
This week on the pod, the High Queen of Nobber, County Meath; Justine Stafford.
We chat Crash Bandicoot, weird first crushes, retro games, McTerrorists and the Rose of Tralee!
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Episode 109 - The Late Late Valentines Special from 2022-02-15T06:00:04
This week on the pod, I watched The Late Late Show's Valetine's Special! 6 Couples, 1 host, 0 craic. Come for the toupé carpet tape! Stay for the uncomfortably long Masked Singer bit! Oh my!
<...
Episode 108 - St. Brigit and the New Bank Holiday from 2022-02-01T05:55:02
This week on the pod I'm taking a light paddle of a dive into our Brigit, God and Saint and hope to shine a light on why our new bank holiday completes the pagan quadrant of holidays. Happy Imbolc!...
ListenEpisode 107 - Scouts with Shane Daniel Byrne from 2022-01-25T05:25:02
This week on the pod I have a guest, hilarious comedian Shane Daniel Byrne. We chat scouting and he makes me realise, early on, what a prick I was in scouts. He tells me about how he found himself ...
ListenEpisode 106 - The January Judge from 2022-01-18T11:06:49
Judge, Tony and SEXecutioner. Judge Cantwell is back, doling out even more cruel and unusual punishments. Also a recap of the latest Lotto fever, Wordle and getting rid of your Christmas Tree.
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Episode 105 - Inventions from 2022-01-11T05:25:02
In honour of the news that The Young Scientist is virtual for the 2nd year in a row, we pour a beer out for the young fridgets yet to get their hole. So this week on the pod, in honour of the freks...
ListenEpisode 104 - Head Shop Monkeys from 2022-01-04T05:30:02
Happy New Year! This week on the pod I'm giving you my top flicks and biggest disappointments of 2021 PLUS some chat about the old Dublin head shop days and a story about the cheekiest thing I ever...
ListenThe Best of Tony Cantwell's Hit Show from 2021-12-28T05:40:02
This week on the podcast you spoke, we listened and these are the as voted by you best moments of the podcast since it started 2 years ago.
Including; the Wicklow Way hike story, Failin...
Episode103 - 2021 Pop Recap from 2021-12-21T05:50:01
This week on the pod I'm recapping the top pop culture moments of 2021 to try and remember what actaully happened this year.
That and a hilarious story of how I tried to hang Christmas ...
Episode 102 - My Wife from 2021-12-14T05:40:02
Kicking off the next centenary of podcasts is my darling wife Terri. We answer your submitted questions, chat relationships, parenting, and offer a simple life hack on how to cut down on fights. Te...
ListenEpisode 101 - Home Alone Watch Party w/ Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford from 2021-12-07T05:50:01
This week on the pod, myself, Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford sat in front a live audience to talk over the movie Home Alone.
Huge thanks to the Omniplex Rathmines for having us. Go ...
Episode 100 - Toy Show 2021 from 2021-11-30T05:15:02
It's Episode 100 and what better way to celebrate than where it all began with the 3rd annual review of the Toy Show!
Features a mild rant, so skip to 20.30 for the rundown of the show. ...
Episode 99 - I Want from 2021-11-23T04:45:13
This week on the pod, I'm recovering from being Rod Liddled with Covid 19. The most popular yet boring illness of 2021. I'm chatting recovery, desire, Christmas shopping guilt, and peruse a men's g...
ListenEpisode 98 - Westerns with Peter McGann from 2021-11-09T05:30:04
This week on the pod I’m joined by my good pal Peter McGann as he gives me the HO-down on Westerns; their influence on film, the coding that appeals to lads and how we’d fare as sissy art boys on t...
ListenEpisode 97 - Bitta DIY from 2021-11-02T05:55:17
This week ohhweee I’m in some fouler! But it’s grand, nothing a bitta home DIY can’t fix.
Also how I wore a Sony Spiderverse costume for Halloween and how I might be done with comic book...
Episode 96 - Samhain from 2021-10-26T04:30:04
This week on the pod, I'm chatting Samhain and how the movie Coco inspired me to become a better pagan. Why so much death? Do spirits love apples? Why chicken balls outside your door? All of these ...
ListenEpisode 95 - Dirty Cable Up The Stairs from 2021-10-19T04:20:16
This week on the podcast, I'm in that sweet sweet zen of finishing a big job where ye feel content to do 🐔 all. Makes for a surprisingly pleasant podcast!
I'm chatting about early birt...
Episode 94 - Halloween (Live in Cyprus Avenue) from 2021-10-12T04:45:02
This week's podcast was recorded LIVE at Cyprus Avenue in Cork on October 9th.
We're talking Halloween, problematic costumes, dole out relationship and intimacy advice and hear some spo...
Episode 93 - I Need A Guru! from 2021-09-28T14:05:44
This week on the podcast we're getting mad heady as I'm on the hunt for a new guru. Also; why you should stop asking why? and some serious coffee hacks for a better buzz.
This pod is spo...
Episode 93 - I Need A Guru! from 2021-09-28T14:05:44
This week on the podcast we're getting mad heady as I'm on the hunt for a new guru. Also; why you should stop asking why? and some serious coffee hacks for a better buzz.
This pod is spo...
Episode 92 - The Inner Reviewer from 2021-09-21T04:35:17
This week on the pod, I'm talking about how I BACK BRAVE! Ah no, but I do chat about how you can re-recognise nervous energy and make it a good thing. Also chat about my first kiss, and a recent fr...
ListenEpisode 92 - The Inner Reviewer from 2021-09-21T04:35:17
This week on the pod, I'm talking about how I BACK BRAVE! Ah no, but I do chat about how you can re-recognise nervous energy and make it a good thing. Also chat about my first kiss, and a recent fr...
ListenEpisode 91 - Aliens from 2021-09-14T04:35:18
This week on the pod, I bought a book about types of aliens and I wanna tell yous about it. As well as that; what it's like to be the face of water, mobile companies and their puritanical agenda an...
ListenEpisode 90 - Fame (Live at the Cat Laughs) from 2021-09-07T10:04:41
This week on the pod, we're LIVE and chatting FAME! There's some celebrity stories, how I got negged by a charity, and the strangest encounter I've ever had in the studios of RTÉ.
Was s...
Episode 89 - Back 2 School from 2021-08-31T04:05:06
This week on the podcast we're talking back to school, how life is like an empty copybook and dangerous schoolyard games. As well as that, chasing boobs on terrestrial TV and some chat about Spider...
ListenEpisode 88 - Losing Things from 2021-08-24T04:00:18
UNLOCKED from behind Patreon:
This week on the podcast I’m talking about being a loser, like a literal loser, who loses things, 3 passports in 1 year is my record.
As well as...
Episode 87 - Judge Cantwell from 2021-08-17T04:55:26
ALL RISE...how ye getting on?
This week on the pod, I'm Judge, Tony, and Sexicutioner as I hear your cases, side with defendants, and dole out some cold hard justice on the first Judge C...
Episode 87 - Judge Cantwell from 2021-08-17T04:55:26
ALL RISE...how ye getting on?
This week on the pod, I'm Judge, Tony, and Sexicutioner as I hear your cases, side with defendants, and dole out some cold hard justice on the first Judge C...
Episode 86 - I'm Handy from 2021-08-10T21:54:11
This week on the pod; how being handy could lead to my wife's death. And a meditation on legacy.
Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring ...
Episode 86 - I'm Handy from 2021-08-10T21:54:11
This week on the pod; how being handy could lead to my wife's death. And a meditation on legacy.
Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring ...
Episode 87 - I'm Handy from 2021-08-10T21:54:11
This week on the pod; how being handy could lead to my wife's death. And a meditation on legacy.
Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring ...
Episode 86 - The Fog from 2021-08-10T16:12
This week on the pod, a day late, a buck short, but here anyway chatting through the returning fog of Gary, doing gigs again, Tony Robbins and advice for a younger boy.
Thanks to ...
Episode 85 - The Fog from 2021-08-10T16:12
This week on the pod, a day late, a buck short, but here anyway chatting through the returning fog of Gary, doing gigs again, Tony Robbins and advice for a younger boy.
Thanks to ...
Episode 85 - The Fog from 2021-08-10T16:12
This week on the pod, a day late, a buck short, but here anyway chatting through the returning fog of Gary, doing gigs again, Tony Robbins and advice for a younger boy.
Thanks to ...
Episode 84 - Sexy Beasts (Netflix Show) from 2021-07-27T04:45:20
This week on the pod, a review of Sexy Beasts. A show that is, on paper, the perfect Venn diagram crevice for your boy TC; Netflix reality dating show and Hollywood monsters! Too good to be true?! ...
ListenEpisode 84 - Sexy Beasts (Netflix Show) from 2021-07-27T04:45:20
This week on the pod, a review of Sexy Beasts. A show that is, on paper, the perfect Venn diagram crevice for your boy TC; Netflix reality dating show and Hollywood monsters! Too good to be true?! ...
ListenEpisode 83 - The L Plate from 2021-07-20T04:55:18
This week on the pod; another driving test! Can our hero finally shelf his L (ickout Master) plate with an N (ever ever ever stop giving lickouts) one instead?! You’ll have to listen to find out. <...
ListenEpisode 82 - Bad Movies With Kevin McGahern from 2021-07-13T04:40:07
This week, I’m having a pal over!! Once a month over here I like to chat to someone else for a change, about something they're an absolute geek about. Joining me this week to chat bad movies is com...
ListenEpisode 81 - What Women Want from 2021-07-06T04:45:17
This week on the pod, another deep dive into some bad online relationship advice, as I tell you what women (and people who find men attractive) REALLY want reading the top 30 things that men do tha...
ListenEpisode 80 - Tony Candles from 2021-06-29T04:20:02
This week LIVE from the car! I tell a story of a one-liner that landed me in hot water. The greatest Chinese I've ever had, and an update on my masculinity after failing to get a booking for the pu...
ListenEpisode 79 - If I Was On Big Brother from 2021-06-15T04:50:04
This week on the podcast I give a play-by-play of what I’d be REALLY like as a contestant on Big Brother. As well as that, a chat about the origins of humans, the role of chance, and nationalism. <...
ListenEpisode 78 - Pointless (with Alison Spittle) from 2021-06-08T05:00:17
This week on the podcast, a new thing!
As you all know, I love talking AT people about shite I’m mad into, but what you might NOT know is, I also love getting the ear burned off myself ...
Episode 77 - Boner's Back from 2021-06-01T04:30:20
This week on the pod we have the return of Boner as we kick off Season 2 of everyone's favourite teen comedy drama 'The Fridget'. I also have a look at predictions for 2020 made in the 1960s.
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Episode 76 - Scaldy Gaffers from 2021-05-25T05:00:04
This week we’re going off-piste and I’m talking all about ME!
Scaldiest gaffer I’ve ever been to, my fighting history, best boozers in Dublin, and my post-pandemic self-improvement plan....
Episode 75 - The Eurovision Pod Final from 2021-05-18T05:00:04
68 entered, but only one may leave the GREATEST OF ALL TIME!
If you've made it this far; I can't thank you enough for letting me talk AT you for over 5 hours about the Eurovision. And for tho...
Episode 74 - The Eurovision Pod Contest from 2021-05-11T04:45:03
It’s Eurovision Month on the pod and so we’re having the biggest tournament in TCU history.
68 Acts, 67 Fights, across 65 Years! To discover which is the greatest Eurovision winner of al...
Episode 73 - Gettin Witchy With It from 2021-05-04T04:45:12
In the spirit of witchiness with Bealtaine just passed, we're lifting the veil on the otherworld with some witchy ass shit!
Irish mythological beasts, the Irish Atlantis and a story abo...
Episode 72 - Shit Jobs 2 from 2021-04-27T04:00:16
This week on the pod I'm revisiting some of the worst job interviews I've ever had to do across the years. Including one time I physically couldn't stop saying the word piss and another when I made...
ListenEpisode 71 - 2nd Annual 420 Special from 2021-04-20T04:30:12
Prepare to partake, get off the rails and travel into space, it's the 2nd annual 420 Special!
I'm going through the worst whitey I ever had, take you on a hotboxing trip through my reco...
Episode 70 - Yahoo Answers from 2021-04-13T04:35:15
This week on the pod we're saying goodbye to Yahoo Answers (know you're gone said you're gone but I can still feel you're here) in style, by answering some of the dumbest questions in the history o...
ListenEpisode 69 from 2021-04-06T04:45:13
It's episode 69 NICCCCCCE!!! and because I'm a 13-year-old child, this is a milestone. To celebrate I've read up on the worst sex advice Cosmopolitan Magazine and Men's Health has to offer, and I'm...
ListenEpisode 68 - April Fool's from 2021-03-30T05:00:11
Prepare to get PUNK'D by the Original Ashton (original YEAH), cause its April's Fool's!
On the pod today; pranks from around the world, the origins of April Fool's Day and some juicy sto...
The Tony Awards 2020 (not those Tony's) from 2021-03-23T07:30:10
Here it is! My recap of 2020 told through hilarious awards in The Tony Awards 2020 (not those Tony's). This is the audio portion of the overall video, which you can watch in full here Listen
Episode 66 - The Real Saint Patrick from 2021-03-16T05:55:09
This week on the pod, I do a full Jebadiah Springfield reveal on the TRUE history of St. Patrick SPOILER isn’t even a saint and was never called Patrick as well as that how to survive the onslaught...
ListenEpisode 65 - The Lola Agenda from 2021-03-09T05:55:15
This week on the pod I’m addressing the big news that rocked the hot animal aficionado world; Lola Bunny’s redesign in the new Space Jam movie. As well as that I delve through the Megan and Harry i...
ListenEpisode 64 - The Irish Language from 2021-03-02T05:30:05
It’s Seachtain na Gaeilge so we’re rolling out the green carpet for an Irish language special.
I'm giving you some words, phrases, and a few proverbs you can use in everyday conversation...
Episode 63 - Gorilla Podcasting from 2021-02-23T05:00:22
This week on the pod, I'm back in the car with some guerilla podcasting, and delivering an old school meandering oxbow ramble.
Chatting about: How me and my brother befriended a malware ...
Episode 62 - Pancakes from 2021-02-16T06:00:12
This week on the pod I’m serving up a MANsize helping of pancakes shitetalk. The origins of Shrove Tuesday, what I and a few good catholic boys are giving up for Lent, and pitting all the most popu...
ListenEpisode 61 - Pimp My Ride from 2021-02-09T05:45:12
This week on the pod, I asked for your cars, your jobs, and your hobbies and I'm pimping your ride! Plus a short history of MTV reality TV, how my GP is a con artist, and a plea for understanding i...
ListenEpisode 60 - How To Pick Up Men from 2021-02-02T05:30:14
This week on the pod; one for the LADIES!!!! as I'm going through Cosmopolitan's Top 10 tips for picking up any man, and seeing IF ANY would work on me, a 'man'. Also this week: My ideal day, and ...
ListenEpisode 59: How To Pick Up Women from 2021-01-26T06:00:14
This week on the pod, LIVE from my Kia Soul; I'm teaching you how to pick up women according to the words of authentic artists and talk you through the perfect date.
Also some thoughts ...
Episode 58 - Irish Slang from 2021-01-19T06:00:16
This week on the pod I put the feelers out for the best weirdest and wildest Irish slang there and boy did you deliver!
Also why I'm binning my goals and how your superhero origin story...
Episode 57 - Young Scientist from 2021-01-12T05:30:21
This week on the pod, I’m chatting vigilante banter, being a former Young Scientist, the Sex and The City comeback PLUS we have a special visit from Latvia’s number one Twitch political streamer to...
ListenEpisode 56 - Nollaig na mBan from 2021-01-05T06:00:06
We're back baby! 2020 is gone bring on the year I'm calling 202getheras1. On the pod this week I'm chatting about how to set low goals, bangers from old 90s ads and I give you bloody men some tips ...
ListenEpisode 55 - The Naughty List - LIVE (kinda) from Cyprus Avenue Cork from 2020-12-22T05:10:12
This week on the pod, I'm chatting Naughty Nice Lists, How To Be A Good Boy and spin the Wheel of Shite and chat all things Christmassy. This one's a LITTLE different, yes its still the same intima...
ListenEpisode 54 - Gift Guide 2020 from 2020-12-15T06:00:07
This week on the podcast Daddy Noel is to the rescue with a foolproof last-minute under 20 blips guide for a thoughtful and genius Kris Kindle presents. Also, I go over the must-have toys of the ye...
ListenEpisode 53 - Silly Seasons Greetings from 2020-12-08T05:45:13
Alright, are you Noel? This week on the pod we're chatting the silliest of seasons, going to war with outdated Christmas songs, and I deliver this year's yuletide chat-up lines.
ListenEpisode 52 - The Toy Show 2020 from 2020-12-01T05:25:07
It's the most wonderful time of the year when we put our differences aside and come together to scathingly review terrified children on The Late Late Toy Show! Expect tears, hot takes and many a cl...
ListenBake Off Final (S11E10) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #10 from 2020-11-26T14:06:43
It's the final and wow what a rollercoaster we've been through. Who will prevail?! Will the underdog and 6-time bottomer Laura scrape by once again and claim the victory? Will it be Dave, has his s...
ListenEpisode 51 - Hot Dogs and Hotter Squirrels - Round 3 - Hottest Disney Animals Tournament from 2020-11-24T06:58:54
It’s Round 3 and to be honest if there is one episode to enjoy of this whole Disney tournament this is it. This one is equal parts sexy Disney animal trivia and uncomfortable levels of oversharing.
ListenPattiserie Week (S11E09) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #9 from 2020-11-19T10:41:43
It's Patisserie Week and I can't believe these 4 are our semifinalists. Hey, at the end of the day you don't get to choose your FAMILY. It's a tense tight competition right to the end but the real ...
ListenEpisode 50 - Hottest Disney Animals from 2020-11-17T07:16:23
This week on the podcast the long-teased ‘Hottest Disney Animal Tournament. pitting against each other 32 of the DAMPEST yokes in Disney history.
This pod benefits greatly if you can see...
Dessert Week (S11E08) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #8 from 2020-11-12T13:44:24
What d'ya mean Dessert week? What were all the other weeks? BLOODY DINNER WEEKS? Either way, I'm bloody weak after a fallen baker got in touch online! Check it out!
Visuals by Jordan Dan...
Episode 49 - Thirty Three from 2020-11-10T05:00:04
This week on the pod, I chat about a COVID scare, scabs in schools and my RTÉ debut.
As well as revealing from behind the Patreon paywall, my list of 33 tips for a better life. 33 things I wi...
80's Week (S11E07) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #7 from 2020-11-05T11:08:56
It's week 7 and things are getting hot in the tent LITERALLY! Like some sort of Greek tragedy; the bakers are forced to make ice cream cakes on the hottest day of the year with one baker flying a l...
ListenEpisode 48 - America from 2020-11-03T06:00:24
This week on the show, we talking AMERICA! With Election 2020 happening tonight we're dousing this podcast in red white and blue and chatting all things USA: American holidays, a POV of meeting an ...
ListenJapanese Week (S11E06) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #6 from 2020-10-29T18:10:58
It's Japanese week! And the tension between Mark and Lottie has me steamed up like a little BAO CHICKEN (KATSU) WOW WOW!
Some major upsets, some horrible lighting, it's been a wild week.
Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #5 - Pastry Week(S11E05) from 2020-10-22T11:12:11
PASTRY week and its more high stress and fumbly than a 12 year old boy trying to dismantle a bomb made of bras! Who will be triumphant as star baker in the most equally balanced season yet? And whi...
ListenEpisode 47 - Sauce and Spooks from 2020-10-20T05:00:24
In what was to become the scariest episode of the podcast ends up becoming the SAUCIEST! I make the argument about how the Pussycat Dolls are evil, ponder what it would be like if Marianne from Nor...
ListenTony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #4 - Chocolate Week(S11E04) from 2020-10-15T11:00:44
It’s chocolate week, but the bakers are serving up some WEAK ASS CHOCOLATE (WAC). Luckily Linda’s magic brownies are here to save the day and rocket Preux and Paul off to f*&!ing Mars.
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Episode 46 - Halloween Costumes from 2020-10-13T05:00:24
This week on the pod I'm going through my favourite MAM-made costumes and giving out some hot tips on how you can make this Halloween even bigger than Christmas.
ListenTony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #3 - Bread Week(S11E03) from 2020-10-08T11:00:17
BREAD WEEK! And it's all to play for! Star Bakers this week usually make it through to the final, so they really have a lot to PROVE.
Will Sura the plant be found out? Will sweet Peter f...
Episode 45 - What Lockdown? from 2020-10-06T05:00:37
This week on the pod (which was recorded before an imminent announcement that Ireland was entering a full Level 5 lockdown NEVER HAPPENED I'm spilling more T than Mrs Doyle up the pit for Slipknot,...
ListenTony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #2 - Biscuit Week(S11E02) from 2020-10-01T11:46:10
Biscuit WEAK at the knees more like after this saucy double entendre filled episode. We see the first handshake of the season that’s so steamy your florentines will lose their snap and a new dehhht...
ListenEpisode 44 - Free Gaff from 2020-09-29T05:00:24
This week on the pod we're chatting free gaffs, the new Cú Chulainn from Finglas, and a double bill of 'Tony's Namedrop Corner'.
ListenTony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #1 - Cake Week(S11E01) from 2020-09-27T11:00:14
The audio from the new video podcast series on the Great British Bake Off: https://youtu.be/4IQoOVuF4C8
In the first episode; th...
Episode 43 - Masterclass from 2020-09-22T05:00:28
This week an UNLOCKED taster of my arguably better Patreon podcasts; a Q&A where I am spilling more T than Mrs. Doyle on a horse!!
Answering all the juicy q's like: what it takes to bec...
Episode 42 - Wella Wella Wella from 2020-09-15T05:00:28
This week on the pod, I'm like Denis Nedry getting attacked by that umberlla dinosaur in Jurassic Park in that "I have NOTHING on me" I have prepared very little.
What I DO have though,...
Episode 41 - Instagram Dossier from 2020-09-08T05:00:20
This week on the podcast back from a weekend of WILD camping and a journey out west I'm as rusty as a naughty bike left out in the rain.
Talking all heaps of shite like how I was snubbed...
Episode 40 - Back 2 School from 2020-09-01T04:00:37
This week its the Back2School special, chatting: uniforms, ropey brogues, and the return of your stories in Múinteor Ragnarok pt 2.
ListenEpisode 39 - Love On The Spectrum from 2020-08-25T05:00:17
This week on the pod, finally we're revealing the new name, in line with our family friendly, corporate sponsor-able image.
And s'well's'tha I watched Love On The Spectrum, and am askin...
Episode 38 - Diamond Hole from 2020-08-18T00:53:04
This week on the podcast, we're chatting shit jokes, making art, wideboy sales tips, and the glamourous side of voice-overs.
ListenEpisode 37 - At War With Fomo from 2020-08-11T05:00:22
Fresh from a staycache with some big revelations including; being at war with FOMO, practicing gratitude, the banned tampon ad PLUS the return of BONER, in the season finale of 'The Fridget'
ListenEpisode 36 - Staycache from 2020-08-04T05:00:06
This week on the pod, our intrepid host is in need of a cheeky staycache but in the meantime doles out some conspiracy theories on how Alexander Hamilton caused The Titanic disaster, as well as a c...
ListenEpisode 35 - Garren from 2020-07-28T05:00:35
This week, I am answering some absolutely insane wide ranging questions over on Yahoo Answers, and going through my complete history of performing in bands.
As well as that I discuss two...
Episode 34 - Múinteoir Ragnarok from 2020-07-21T05:00:20
A badly mixed coffee with the viscosity of PAINT sends our host into the stratosphere for an all-round silly billy affair.
THIS WEEK ON THE POD we're chatting through school days (mine a...
Episode 33 - Bad Craic Wrestling from 2020-07-14T05:00:24
This week on the pod; chatting shite about Kony 2012, how good craic is one of the four fundamental human rights AND from behind the paywall a full episode of my Patreon Exclusive podcast 'The Bonu...
ListenEpisode 32 - A New Phase from 2020-07-07T00:58:14
This week, we’re entering a new phase from a new spot, The Podcast Studio in Dublin. Still keeping things indie, just sounding better.
Topics on the pod this week include: how to legall...
Episode 31 - Chris Of The Titans from 2020-06-30T05:00:22
Inspired by an actual scrap I had with my wife over who is the best Chris, I've decided to pit 4 A-list Chrisses against each other with a few wild cards thrown in for good measure to decided who i...
ListenEpisode 30 - The Future from 2020-06-23T05:00:22
In this 100+ minute loosely themed episode on The Future, our boy welcomes comedian Erin McGathy to give a tarot reading, gains some newly appreciated empathy, and watches Demolition Man. Also a sh...
ListenEpisode 29 - Absolute Greener from 2020-06-16T05:00:24
This week we're going back to basics with a whopper 90 minute podder. Has all the trimmings; a BUMPER Tony's Namedrop Corner, a review of a book I barely read on A.I., some parenting tips and a rev...
ListenEpisode 28 - My Leaving Cert Results from 2020-06-09T05:00:28
Sleep deprived and in a FOULER, our hero goes subject by subject through his Leaving Cert 2006 results (that he paid €15 for) and gets in even worse humour.
As well as that, a history of...
Episode 27 - Inner Child from 2020-06-02T05:00:27
This week on the pod, I've written a list of some things I can do that my child self would think is cool and in a very rare moment of honesty discuss witnessing some fairly sickening racism.
ListenEpisode 26 - Daddy from 2020-05-26T05:00:33
Back to basics this week. chattin' all sorts. The Leaving Cert, scamming my way through CSPE and some fella becoming a Da.
ListenEpisode 25 - Eurovision - Best of Irish - Grand Final from 2020-05-19T04:00:23
Where there once was 45 now there is only 8.
'Here Comes the Croon': Pat McGeegan has the 'Chance of a Lifetime' 'When' he faces off against Red Hurley.
Forget LOVE, will Rya...
Episode 24 - Eurovision - Best of Irish - Davina V Goliath from 2020-05-12T04:00:24
IT'S EUROVISION MONTH (well, two weeks) on Shitshow and this week the BIG DOG round of the Best of Irish Tournament. This is not a league, it's a tournament. Two songs will face off in a battle to ...
ListenEpisode 23 - Conspiracy Theories from 2020-05-05T05:00:24
We're going DEEP! You asked for it and here it is; Three of my favourite conspiracy theories, with each more batshit than the last. We trace the ACTUAL royal bloodline and take aim for the stars to...
ListenEpisode 22 - 2 Hot 2 Handle from 2020-04-28T02:00:08
This week, an exciting and positive twist on PIG WATCH and a full season breakdown of the just GOD AWFUL reality TV show Too Hot To Handle.
ListenEpisode 21 - 420 Special from 2020-04-21T05:00:23
Hey bro, you party?
Ohweeee this is a silly one. Come for the buzz, stay for the cotton-mouth ramblings about dinosaurs, aliens, 11 dimensions, Mario 64 and geo-flakes (what are those?!...
Episode 20 - Crispy Kid Gangs from 2020-04-14T05:00:35
If you thought last week's cabin feev was loopy, you aint seen SHIT!
We'll get through this.
This week, chatting some silly billy nonsense, secret-eating, pintman purism, wh...
Episode 19 - I Got The Cab-Feev, Guys from 2020-04-07T05:00:33
Daddy's just having a little strop, go back to bed.
In this pod, not gonna lie, the aul cab-feev is getting the best of our boy as he shites on about birthing orders, having an affair wi...
Episode 18 - Who's Zoomin Who? from 2020-03-31T05:00:22
This week, we've got it all: Tiger King, Leaving Cert Orals, Zoom Clangers, Oceans 11 as well as another fine episode of everyone's favourite American Teen Comedy Drama loosely inspired by my life;...
ListenEpisode 17 - Imagine from 2020-03-24T06:00:20
This week our hero struggles with being a little piggy boy at home as part of the LCKDWN LYFE and offers a warning to those bloody teens ll up in each others' grill.
Also: a scathing att...
Episode 16 - Corony Cantwell from 2020-03-17T06:00:28
Happy St. Patricks Day! This week we are Jim Larkin 2: Carona (The Lock-IN). We are talkin Covid-19, Disney, misinformation as well as the debut of my brand new teen comedy-drama The Fridget.
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Episode 15 - Driving from 2020-03-10T05:00:20
Our hero recovers from his driving test, gives his two cents on Ireland's Eurovision entry and panders to two extremes; with a Star Wars Novelisation breakdown and Love Is Blind Reunion recap.
ListenEpisode 14 - Love Is Blind from 2020-03-03T01:18:45
This week our boy(me) decides to recap the entire series of Love Is Blind episode by episode, too big a task? Absolutely and I realised that an hour in.
As well as that we take your vot...
Episode 13 - Unlucky 13 from 2020-02-25T01:16:40
Another RAW episode of the podcast where our hero takes some questions via the Instagram and introduces a soon-to-be-favourite segment of the show 'Tony's Namedrop Corner'.
ListenEpisode 12 - Late Late Show from 2020-02-18T04:00:10
This week, after taking some suggestions from Twitter, our hero sat through two hours of the Late Late Show Valentines Special.
200 horny singles, 1 greenroom full of free wine and 0 reh...
Episode 11 - Valentines from 2020-02-11T06:00:20
Tony's oversharing reaches nuclear levels but also manages to cover the 2020 Election and the Oscars.
Quite impressive really.
Episode 10 - The Glitterati from 2020-02-04T01:56:10
Tony's fresh from the GOSSie awards with the rest of his SHOWBIZ PEERS.
Hear how our hero burned his bridges before even arriving and listen to two winning scenarios that could have play...
Episode 9 - Even Dumberrr from 2020-01-28T01:16:47
Tony fresh from a trip to Spain has evidence that being dumber works!
Also a chat about bullies, boats and Bowers (Dane).
Episode 8 - Shit Jobs from 2020-01-21T09:24:39
Episode 8 - Shit Jobs by Tony Cantwell's Hit Show
ListenEpisode 7 - Playing Dumb from 2020-01-14T06:00:12
We're in the midst of dry January and it isn't going well.
Tony's livid about the price of nonalcoholic beers and has decided the only way to get ahead in 2020 is to act really DUMB.
Episode 6 - Goal Setting from 2020-01-07T08:19:20
Episode 6 - Goal Setting by Tony Cantwell's Hit Show
ListenEpisode 5 - New You from 2019-12-31T06:00:23
In this episode, our hero helps YOU the listener, be the best YOU, ye can be in 2020 with a few gym tips, a private personal trainer session, some guided meditation and an earnest chat about depres...
ListenEpisode 4 - Cat Wars from 2019-12-24T10:04:19
I come to terms with Tom Hooper's CATS, realise maybe there is too much of a good thing and chat the origins of the CCF 🐈.
I also weep into the microphone for half an hour about some S...
Episode 3 - Assplay from 2019-12-18T10:03:01
In this episode, our hero apologises for inconsistencies only 3 weeks into the podcast game. Does he have a hope of unsheathing the 2 Johnnies from their podcast perch? Not if he keeps backing hims...
ListenEpisode 2 - Christmas Flicks from 2019-12-10T10:52:42
Tony recaps the week, whilst also absolutely ROASTING everything from motorcyclists to the 1982 classic The Snowman.
ListenEpisode 1 - The Toy Show from 2019-12-02T15:37:57
Tony recaps the Toy Show, giving each child a star rating out of 5 as well as recounts embarrassing memories from school in this, the first official episode of Tony Cantwell's Shitshow.
ListenMy opinion on the new Star Wars trailer from 2019-04-16T12:02:12
Some of my thoughts on the new Star Wars trailer
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