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Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN

Welcome to SIZZLETOWN, the award-winning ‘late-night call-in podcast’, hosted by comedian and broadcaster Tony Martin, with Matt Dower on the ‘pots n pans’. All the callers and guests are played by Martin, via the elaborate editing and sound design of fellow ‘Get This’ veteran Dower. What starts as a fairly straightforward concept (with just three sound effects) becomes steadily more complex, with full-blown musical numbers, multi-caller forums and a talking cat. WARNING: Frequent foul language, and concepts both adult and juvenile.

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Ep 76: Totally Wired from 2023-12-07T00:00:03

The 2023 season finale, with Reg Tankwater, Shane [REDACTED], Patrick Paget, Cratog Carabasirica, Lorna Palethorpe, Harold Bitumen, Crackers & the Tugboat and a certain deceased filmmaker. P...

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Ep 75: Nighttime Extender from 2023-11-02T00:00:02

The Pikelet Man doesn’t understand daylight saving, Colin Holcroft has been cleaned out, and Tony has some exclusive outtakes from the Beatles ‘Get Back’ documentary.

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Ep 72: Patently Absurd from 2023-08-03T00:00:04

Barry Football is still apologising, Fisher Stevens is anti-corruption, The Hater is unable to order a drink, and Jason Statham is once again grilled by Dion.

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Ep 70: Unexpected Items from 2023-06-01T00:00:03

Regulars callers Dion and Reg Tankwater are back, legendary producer Robert Evans speaks from beyond the grave, and the show is given an AI assist.

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Ep 68: Scouring Pads from 2023-04-06T00:00:17

The Pikelet Man has ‘bottom issues’, Shane [REDACTED] is still worried about the moon, Patrick Paget is still ‘peacocking’, and Giles Baratheon goes in hard for physical media.  

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Ep 67: Totally Bloody Pointless from 2023-03-02T00:00:04

Dion is frozen out, Matt has montage mania, several neighbours of celebrities aren’t happy, and a quiz segment goes right off the rails.

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Ep 62: The Inside Out from 2022-10-06T00:00:03

Dick Roundabout tries to unload his offspring, Patrick Paget ‘can’t stop rockin’ to the beat’, and the show is menaced by a demon from a parallel dimension.

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Ep 60: Skimblechaize from 2022-08-04T00:00:03

Shane [REDACTED] points a finger at the moon, Giles Baratheon and Jeff Goldblum have opinions about the new ‘Thor’, and Tony is up for the Miles Franklin even though it’s already been announced....

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Ep 59: Peacocking from 2022-07-07T00:00:03

Dave Clacton faces cancellation, The Pikelet Man holds the fort, Patrick Paget moves to Pukekohe, and Barry Football makes multiple apologies.

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Ep 56: Potted Monster from 2022-04-07T00:00:06

The Hater is angrier than ever, The Pikelet Man faces new enemies, Harold Bitumen may be a millionaire, and Dion questions The Batman’s credentials.

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Ep 54: Scotch from 2022-02-03T00:00:03

Dave Clacton rings in the new year, Clive Howlett has a new podcast idea, Tony has found a rare movie trailer, and Ron Pudding takes us out with a contentious song.

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Ep 50: Big Parma from 2021-10-07T00:00:43

Dion, Dave Clacton, Reg Tankwater, Shane [REDACTED], Niles Nyquist, Jason Statham and The Pikelet Man are all in attendance for the jam-packed fiftieth episode.

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Ep 48: Mouse Replacement from 2021-08-05T00:00:18

Shane [REDACTED] has a theory about the mouse plague, The Pikelet Man launches a ‘strategic attack’, and Tony catches up with conservative commentator Simon Haight.

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Ep 46: Apricot of Nothing from 2021-06-03T00:00:01

Shane [REDACTED] has lockdown sussed, The Pikelet Man is in the doghouse, Niles Nyquist can’t remember why he called in, and Dion meets Jason Statham.

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Ep 44: Mr Popper’s Pangolins from 2021-03-04T00:00:01

Dion is in quarantine, The Pikelet Man is taking care of business, Reg Tankwater is anti-vaccine, and there’s a somewhat misleading song.

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Ep 42: Objectionable Content from 2020-06-10T00:30:50

Offensive tweets, lockdown frustration and coronaspiracies galore, with Niles Nyquist, Shane [REDACTED], Simon Haight and The Pikelet Man on the line from their respective bunkers.

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Ep 41: Coronapanic Special from 2020-04-12T21:00:06

Intended merely as a compilation of those David Panic reports from our YouTube channel, this Covid-19-themed episode is gatecrashed by some of our regular callers.

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Ep 37: The Tradie’s Mate from 2019-10-16T23:02:03

The Pikelet Man has been on ‘Computer Box’, Simon Haight is mad for ‘ScoMo’, Reg Tankwater is fed up with ‘Greta bloody Thunberg’, and Dave Clacton reports from ‘Barry Dickbag’s Metalfest’.

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Ep 36: Unplugged Rides Again from 2019-10-02T23:00

WARNING: Another one of these ‘unplugged’ episodes. No callers, just Tony crapping on about every movie he saw in 1981, and reading his story ‘Irresponsible Journalism’.

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Ep 34: Unplugged from 2019-09-04T23:00

WARNING: Not a proper episode of ‘Sizzletown’, which has now gone monthly. Just Tony rambling on about movies, and reading his story ‘The Dark Knight Triumphant in Classic Cooney Farce’.

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Ep 33: Danglemouse from 2019-08-21T23:00

The Pikelet Man pitches a ‘moving picture’, Fisher Stevens (not that one) is working with ‘Chinese interests’, and Tony makes yet another call to William Friedkin, director of ‘The Exorcist’. Listen

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Ep 32: A Bigger Gulp from 2019-08-07T23:00

Dion & Higgins are ‘Gongside’, Niles helps his neighbour with a drug problem, and Tony calls Peter Meager to find out why he got the boot from the MTC.

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Ep 30: Gravy Loaded from 2019-07-10T23:00

Dion is pursued by cops at Wodonga Maccas, The Pikelet Man tips a bucket on his internet rivals, and Dave Clacton unveils an offensive new concept at The Busted Nut.

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Ep 27: Inadequate Sentencing from 2019-05-29T23:00

The Pikelet Man is unimpressed by the cat from ‘Pet Sematary’, Conrad considers going on ‘MAFS’, and Dick Roundabout has a new office in a poorly chosen location.

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Ep 25: St. Bogan from 2019-05-01T23:00

Dion has gone ‘fully crypto’, Rodney Pyles attempts to explain ‘On the Buses’, and Tony calls a restaurateur who’s fed up with his own customers.

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Ep 23: Crisps from 2019-04-04T00:00

The manager of Spotify is still confused, Dion is low on ideas, and Tony again consults conservative commentator Simon Haight.

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Ep 22: Clacton’s Folly from 2019-03-21T00:00

Colin Holcroft visits Windscreen World, The Pikelet Man issues a warning, and Tony tracks down one half of nineties radio superduo Tum & Phul.

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Ep 20: The Podcast That Goes Wrong from 2019-02-21T01:00

Conrad has undertaken a dangerous challenge, ‘Shane Curtains’ has a new name, and Tony speaks to Peter Meager about his bold vision for Australian theatre.

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Ep 18: Hey Matty! from 2018-12-06T01:00

Dion, Dave Clacton and The Pikelet Man are all on board for the 2018 season finale, and yes, Tony and Matt have done a song.

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Ep 17: Dub Version from 2018-11-22T01:00

Niles Nyquist is on the lookout for African gangs, ‘Shane Table’ has a new name, and Tony gets a bollocking from the Podcast Diversity Council’s David Smallwood.

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Ep 14: Tongs for the Squeamish from 2018-10-10T23:02:33

Dave Clacton goes ‘femmo’, Matt does a dodgy dolphin deal, and Tony talks to Jason Statham about his follow-up to ‘The Meg’.

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Ep 13: Nightbird from 2018-09-26T23:00

The Pikelet Man is hungry, Dion is returning to court, Colin Holcroft talks immigration, and Tony convinces David Lynch to create an ad for the show.

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Ep 11: Crapp’s Last Tape from 2018-08-29T23:00

Dion reveals his latest money-making scheme, everyone wants ‘feedback’, and Tony again calls publishing industry guru Peter Meager.

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Ep 9: Waiting for Carbo from 2018-08-01T23:00

Dion poses as a ‘Docklands entrepreneur’, it’s Matt versus the Volcano, and Tony calls Jack Nicholson to find out why he’s emerging from retirement.

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Ep 7: Nanobots! from 2018-07-04T23:00

Reg from Eaglemont phones in, Dion floats several new ideas, and Tony again calls master filmmaker William Friedkin.

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Ep 6: This is Ashburton from 2018-06-20T23:00

An episode beset with dolphin trouble. Niles has been ‘in the studio’, and Tony talks to one of the stars of Stanley Kubrick’s ‘2001’.

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Ep 4: Funnels from 2018-05-23T23:00

Recording the show in a parked car proves to be misguided, Conrad is back, and Tony calls the production office of ‘The Doctor Blake Mysteries’.

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Ep 2: Bathmat Warehouse from 2018-04-25T23:00

Shifting locations does nothing to improve the quality of the callers. Tony attempts to class things up by calling the editor of the Australian Review of Books, Peter Meager.

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