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TERRIFIED with Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse from 2023-11-29T09:00

There's something strange in the neighborhood and our ghostbusters are being a little too chill about it!! This week we are honored to be joined by Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse ( Listen

Bonus Episode: THANKSGIVING from 2023-11-24T09:00

It's our November bonus recap and what better way to practice gratitude than to discuss Eli Roth's new slasher...Thanksgiving?! You will come home for the holidays...in a body bag.

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TWILIGHT with Joel Jensen (Vault Release) from 2023-11-22T09:00

This week we are thankful for our soon to be HOT DAD, Robert Pattinson!! And of course we are most thankful for all of YOU xoxo

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SLITHER with Misha Brown from 2023-11-15T07:00

This week we are thrilled to be joined by comedian, Misha Brown (The Big Flop) to discuss 2006's S...

NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU with Casey McQuiston from 2023-11-08T09:00

Kaitlyn Dever, zero dialogue, rotary phones, and townspeople that really hold a grudge, we're recapping Hulu's NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! Shocked and honored to be joined by #1 NYT bestselli...

THE POPE'S EXORCIST (LIVE!) with Paul F. Tompkins from 2023-11-01T06:00

Is it time for a Russellaissance because Russell Crowe is *perfection* in THE POPE'S EXORCIST! Join us and Paul F. Tompkins as we discuss this absoolutely unhinged film and our absoolutely *insp...

Bonus Episode: SKINAMARINK from 2023-10-31T08:00

Sammy is flying solo (spooky!!) for this extra bonus Halloween recap of Skinamarink. To hear reviews of the other horror movies she has watched this spooky season, join our Listen

THE OTHERS from 2023-10-25T11:42:12

Nasty nightgowns, creepy child drawings and one hot dad - we're recapping The Others! We are continuing our journey through the decades with this early 2000s haunted house film. Thank you to our...

DISTURBING BEHAVIOR from 2023-10-18T07:00

Who needs a coherent plotline when you have Katie Holmes, James Marsden, and a crisp 86-minute run-time??? Not this movie! We're diving into the 90's this week with DISTURBING BEHAVIOR, a film a...

RE-ANIMATOR from 2023-10-11T12:39:38

Headless bodies, bodiless heads, glow-stick green goo, and one scene that makes us EXTREMELY angry, we're recapping the 1985 classic RE-ANIMATOR! Extra points to anyone who can spot the dildos!<...

DEEP RED from 2023-10-04T08:00

Creative kills, neon-red blood, leather gloves and a soundtrack by a band called "Goblin", we're recapping Dario Argento's DEEP RED! This 1975 film is considered a definitive part of the Italian...

GERALD'S GAME from 2023-09-27T08:00

Handcuffs, a very hungry dog, and too many trigger warnings to count, we're recapping Mike Flanagan's GERALD'S GAME! Based off a Stephen King novel that was thought to be "unfilmable", this movi...

SAW 2 with Joel Jensen from 2023-09-20T08:00

Mind games, the fight for survival, and the WORST BED EVER, we're recapping SAW 2!! Horrorpondent and Saw expert Joel Jensen joins us again to let us know what the heck Jigsaw is up to this time...

THE WICKER MAN (2006) with Elizabeth Andrews and Waleed Mansour from 2023-09-13T08:00

The beessss, the beess!! This week we are joined by Elizabeth Andrews and Waleed Mansour (Sitcom D&D), to recap a perfect film in t...

DEAD CALM with Joel Jensen from 2023-09-06T08:00

Nicole Kidman's real hair, Billy Zane's glistening skin, and Sam Neill's perfect accent, we're recapping the 1989 horror-thriller DEAD CALM! Thrilled that the original Horrorspondent, Joel Jense...

EVIL DEAD 2 (Vault Episode) from 2023-08-30T08:00

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Bonus Episode: THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT from 2023-08-25T13:00

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THE BLACKWELL GHOST with Roz Hernandez from 2023-08-23T08:00

One very ordinary-seeming house, two ghost-hunters and several hours of spooky content, we're recapping THE BLACKWELL GHOST with paranormal expert and comedian, Roz Hernandez (Listen

SWEENEY TODD + Q&A with John Rapson! from 2023-08-16T07:00

Barber chairs, booming orchestras, and delicious meat pies, we're mixing things UP this week by recapping SWEENEY TODD, the magnificent horror musical now on Broadway!!  Award–winning director T...

TALK TO ME with Spooko from 2023-08-09T08:00

Embalmed hands, malevolent spirits, and snapchat loving teens - we're recapping the new A24 Australian horror film Talk to Me! And what better guests to join us than our Australian horrorsponden...

SILENT HILL from 2023-08-02T08:00

Alternate dimensions, religious cults, lava monsters, and a young girl with the adult woman name of Sharon - we're recapping the 2006 video game adaptation Silent Hill! Join us as we answer your...

Bonus Episode: TUSK from 2023-08-01T20:45:08

Forgot to post this last week but FYI our bonus recap for July was for Kevin Smith's TUSK! A freaky nasty film that we had to sneak in while Henley was away... 

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CHILD'S PLAY (LIVE!) from 2023-07-26T08:00

This episode was recorded live at San Diego Comic-Con! A heads up there was an audio issue for the first 6 minutes or so, so apologies for that. But join us as we play with everyone's favorite p...

CREEP (Vault Episode) from 2023-07-19T08:00

Get ready for some Nathan-for-you-style horror cuz we're recapping the terrifyingly uncomfortable 2014 found footage film - Creep! This episode was originally recorded and released as a bonus ep...

THE PURGE: ANARCHY from 2023-07-05T08:00

We're celebrating Fourth of July this week, and what's more American than heinous public policies that disproportionately affect vulnerable and underserved communities?? We're recapping the seco...

HAPPY DEATH DAY from 2023-06-28T08:00

Grab your shiny, hard, Porky Pig masks and meet us on the quad, we're recapping HAPPY DEATH DAY! This patron-chosen movie is Groundhog Day meets Final Destination meets Scream...aka the perfect ...

VIDEODROME from 2023-06-21T08:00

Snuff films, body horror, and videotapes, we're recapping David Cronenberg's cult masterpiece VIDEODROME! 

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THE POSSESSION (2012) with Lauren "Kittens" Abedini from 2023-06-14T08:00

One yard sale, two children "absolutely wrecked from the divorce", a single talking box, and thousands of moths, we're recapping THE POSSESSION with help from podcast host Lauren "Kittens" Abedi...

SPEAK NO EVIL (2022) from 2023-06-07T08:00

Can we forgive Sammy for putting us through this so soon after Martyrs?? Probably not!!!! Is this the biggest test to our friendship yet? Absolutely!!!! Do I refuse to even write down any detail...

DON'T LOOK NOW with Will Arbery from 2023-05-31T08:00

Join us and Pulitzer-Prize nominated writer/playwright, Will Arbery (Succession, Listen

GHOST SHIP from 2023-05-24T07:00

An abandoned ship, a rag-tag crew of salvagers, and a completely absurd opening sequence, we're recapping 2002's GHOST SHIP!! Join us and a few eerie apparitions as we try to smuggle as many gol...

MARTYRS (2008) from 2023-05-17T11:35:37

PRAY FOR US. THE DAY HAS COME. We are recapping Pascal Laugier's terrifying, heart-wrenching, nauseating film, MARTYRS (cue Henley/Emily crying). Join us as we discover just how bad the New Fren...

FINAL DESTINATION 3 with Lauren Lapkus from 2023-05-10T08:00

Grab your tanning oil and your digital cameras cuz we are going back to 2006, baby! This week we are thrilled to be joined by Lauren Lapkus ( Listen

EVIL DEAD RISE (LIVE!) from 2023-05-03T08:00

Join us as we recap the fifth installment of the Evil Dead franchise! Will it live up to the silliness of Sam Raimi's classics or the nastiness of Fede Alvarez's remake? All we know for sure is ...

BEAU IS AFRAID with Chad Kultgen from 2023-04-26T08:00

Who’s in the mood for a three-hour anxiety spiral?? We are! Join us and Chad Kultgen (Game of Roses,Listen

POSSESSION from 2023-04-19T08:00

One extremely distressing dissolution of a marriage, two squid-like creatures, a child named Bob, and a young, hot Sam Neil -- we're recapping Andrzej Żuławski's 1981 cult-classic POSSESSION! Th...

GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM from 2023-04-12T08:00

Livestreaming ghost hunters, ping-pong balls, an unforgettable "group treatment room" and too many cameras to count...we're heading to one of the "freakiest places on earth" this week, GONJIAM: ...

SMILE (Vault Episode) from 2023-04-05T15:36:04

We're releasing one from our Patreon vault this week! SMILE scared our pants off back in October and now it's time for us to share this terrifying recap with everyone! 

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EVIL DEAD (2013) from 2023-03-29T08:00

Fede Álvarez's take on the Evil Dead swings away from the comedy and straight to the gore (and fluids!) in this 2013 remake. Let's just say you can expect knives in ALL THE WRONG PLACES. Join us...

PAN'S LABYRINTH with George Civeris and Sam Taggart from 2023-03-22T08:00

Fairies, fauns and fascists - we are recapping Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth! This week we are joined by George Civeris and Sam Taggart of Listen

SCREAM VI from 2023-03-15T08:00

Ghostface is taking Manhattan, baby! So hop on a crowded subway train and join us as we recap the sixth installment in the Scream franchise. New York. New rules.

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CUBE from 2023-03-08T09:00

Six strangers, endless rooms, and way too much math for a horror movie, we're recapping 1997's CUBE! 

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COCAINE BEAR with Wes Larson from 2023-03-01T09:00

We're heading back to the 80s with Keri Russell, Margo Martingale, Matthew Rhys and a boy named Henry -- and no, it's not what you're thinking -- we're recapping COCAINE BEAR! Literal bear exper...

Bonus Episode: TITANIC from 2023-02-24T12:00

It's the episode you've all been waiting for! Emily finally saw Titanic so we finally get to talk about it, and we have A LOT to say! So join us as we discuss overachiever James Cameron's 1997 e...

THE NUN with Reilly Anspaugh and Alfred Bardwell-Evans from 2023-02-22T09:00

BLESSED BEYOND BELIEF to be joined by Reilly Anspaugh and Alfred Bardwell-Evans (Review Revue) as we recap THE NUN, the most confus...

KNOCK AT THE CABIN (LIVE!) from 2023-02-15T09:00

Knock, Knock!! M. Night is home! Join us as we recap KNOCK AT THE CABIN!

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ERASERHEAD with Amy Nicholson from 2023-02-08T09:00

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INFINITY POOL from 2023-02-01T09:00

Mia Goth and Alexander Skarsgård give us incredible chemistry in Brandon Cronenberg's latest unhinged masterpiece, INFINITY POOL. Join us as we try to decide whether we can ever go on vacation e...

SESSION 9 with Jeremy Cobb from 2023-01-25T09:00

Grab your headphones and put on some jazz cuz it's time to explore an abandoned mental hospital in the middle of the night! This week we are joined by Listen

TERRIFIER&TERRIFIER 2 from 2023-01-18T09:00

We're recapping BOTH Terrifier movies because Sammy knew she wouldn't be able to convince Emily and Henley to return if she only did one of them! She was right!!!! Join us as we try to focus on ...

M3GAN with Stephanie Albala from 2023-01-11T09:00

Time to meet your new best friend, M3GAN! Everything from her 70's naturalist hair to her rhythmic TikTok dances are perfect and she will do anything to protect you. Newly-crowned Horro...

THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE: Part 1 from 2023-01-04T09:00

This episode is part 1 of a series of 3. The remaining two episodes are available on our Patreon.

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HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2 (Vault Episode) from 2022-12-28T09:00

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VIOLENT NIGHT from 2022-12-21T09:00

What do ice skates, nutcrackers, and chimneys have in common? They can all be used as deadly weapons!! Join us as we rediscover the magic of Christmas with bad Santa, David Harbour in peak xmas ...

BONES AND ALL from 2022-12-14T09:00

A flesh-eating, ripped jeans-wearing, puppy-love feeling Timotay Shalamay stars in Luca Guadagnino's BONES AND ALL! Join us as we travel across America trying to quell our cannibalistic urges :D...

THE MENU (LIVE!) from 2022-12-07T09:00

Ralph Fiennes, Nicholas Hoult AND Anya Taylor-Joy?? Yes, Chef! We're recapping THE MENU and ordering Papa John's after. Join us!

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ARMY OF DARKNESS with Evan&Andrew Gregory from 2022-11-30T09:00

Bruce Campbell's drinkable chin, sexy one-liners and gorgeous chainsaw arm make for a...perfect film? This week we're recapping Sam Raimi's ARMY OF DARKNESS, the third installment in the EVIL DE...

Bonus Episode: I SAW THE DEVIL from 2022-11-28T18:34:44

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DON'T WORRY DARLING from 2022-11-23T09:00

Harry Styles cooking, Olivia Wilde drinking and Florence Pugh carrying an entire movie, we're recapping DON'T WORRY DARLING!! Do we feel better after talking about this movie for two hours? We d...

WINCHESTER with Christine Schiefer&Em Schulz from 2022-11-16T09:00

Laudanum, ghosts, Helen Mirren and a completely unnecessary male protagonist, we're recapping WINCHESTER with the hosts of "And That's Why We Drink" podcast! Christine and Em are here to tell us...

THE SADNESS from 2022-11-09T09:00

Well, it's finally happened - we found a movie Sammy hates even more than Green Inferno!! THE SADNESS is wall-to-wall lecherous zombies and disgusting, exhausting violence and WE HATED IT!!

THE BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER from 2022-11-02T08:00

Boiler rooms, (hairless?) nuns, and squeaky, squeaky doors - this week we're recapping the only A24 movie Sammy has never seen, THE BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER! Kiernan Shipka, Emma Roberts and Lucy Bo...

Bonus Episode: SMILE from 2022-10-31T18:00:54

Halloween Santa brought us a heavy handed metaphor! Smile is in theaters now!

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ORPHAN: FIRST KILL (LIVE!) with Paul F. Tompkins from 2022-10-26T08:00

Art therapy in an Estonian Psychiatric Facility, fencing in a Connecticut private school, van-art, a friendly rat and a twist we DID NOT see coming, we're recapping Julia Stiles' perfect film OR...

PEARL with Betsy Sodaro from 2022-10-19T08:00

One sexy-scarecrow and one very-normal girl bring us the coming-of-age story we didn't know we needed! This week we're recapping Ti West's PEARL, the prequel to X,  and are joined by horror expe...

HELLRAISER (2022) from 2022-10-12T08:00

Pinhead is BACK and it's almost like she wants this mysterious puzzle box to be solved??!!! This week we're recapping David Bruckner's new HELLRAISER and sharing all the gory deets abou...

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE with Evan Gregory from 2022-10-05T08:00

TW: The grossest possible things you'll ever hear in your entire life! You might be haunted for eternity if you listen to this episode! Honestly, don't do it!! We won't even be mad if you skip t...

FINAL DESTINATION 2 (LIVE!) with Lisa Gilroy from 2022-09-28T08:00

This week's episode was recorded LIVE at the Just For Laughs festival in Toronto with guest Lisa Gilroy! Final Destin...

ANACONDA with Wes Larson from 2022-09-21T08:00

It's 1997 and we're traveling to the Amazon basin, baby!! Thank god we have EXPERT wildlife biologist and host of Tooth & Claw Podc...

BARBARIAN with Zach Cregger from 2022-09-14T08:00

A double-booked Airbnb leads to the most bat-shit horror movie experience we've had in quite some time!!!!!! The director of BARBARIAN, Zach Cregger, joins us at the end of the episode for an in...

THE MIST (Vault Episode) from 2022-09-07T08:00

This episode was originally released on our Patreon in July 2021.

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KNOCK KNOCK from 2022-08-31T08:00

One very hot dad (ahem, Keanu Reeves!!), two inconspicuous women, and one statue covered in dicks, we're recapping Eli Roth's (cursed!) film KNOCK KNOCK. Join us as we try to unravel how Keanu c...

Bonus Episode: HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER 2 from 2022-08-26T13:00

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ORPHAN with Greta Titelman from 2022-08-24T08:00

Vera Farmiga, a local orphanage, and a child that refuses to change out of her 19th century clothing, we're recapping 2009's ORPHAN! Blessed to be joined by Greta Titelman (Listen

PREY with Dan Trachtenberg from 2022-08-17T08:00

It's 1719 and one intelligent, tough, young Comanche woman is facing off against one extraterrestrial super-fighting creature...that's right, we're recapping the best installment of the Predator...

BODIES BODIES BODIES from 2022-08-10T08:00

Buckle up, friends, we're recapping Sammy's most anticipated film of the summer BODIES BODIES BODIES!!!!!! Join us at our rich friend's parent's house as we wait out this hurricane, listen to Ch...

NOPE with Ronald Young Jr. from 2022-08-03T08:00

Jordan Peele's done it again, folks! This week we get to hang with the excellent storyteller Ronald Young Jr. ( Listen

THE DEAD ZONE with Adal Rifai&John Patrick Coan from Hey Riddle Riddle from 2022-07-27T08:00

Christopher Walken's baby blues, a very tame David Cronenberg and the largest gazebo known-to-man, we're recapping 1983's THE DEAD ZONE! Thrilled to be joined by Adal Rifai and John Patrick Coan...

Bonus Episode: THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE from 2022-07-22T08:00

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MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE with Lamar Woods from 2022-07-20T08:00

Horny teens, blood-thirsty hook-ups and conflicting messages about homophobia, we're recapping MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE (which may also be titled I WAS A TEENAGE VAMPIRE -- who can say!) We a...

DOG SOLDIERS with Jon Gabrus from 2022-07-13T08:00

Six soldiers, a pack of werewolves, and zero silver bullets...we're recapping Neil Marshall's 2005 film Dog Soldiers! This week we are joined by the hilarious Jon Gabrus (Listen

THE BLACK PHONE from 2022-07-06T08:00

Psychic dreams, horrible fathers, and Ethan Hawke in the most-terrifying mask ever made -- we're recapping THE BLACK PHONE! Join us as we escape yet another basement, overcome our fears, talk to...

PREDATOR from 2022-06-29T08:00

Get to the chopper, we're recapping 1987's PREDATOR! Join us on a journey into the jungle with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, and their huge, completely natural muscles! If you opt out, w...

Bonus Episode: EVIL DEAD 2 from 2022-06-24T12:00

Sammy forced Emily and Henley to watch Evil Dead 2 and... they liked it!! Grab your chainsaws and join us on this wild, confusing ride. Groovy!

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DON'T BREATHE with Chuck Bryant from 2022-06-22T08:00

One blind man, three unprepared burglars, a bag of cash and a basement surprise...we're recapping the terrifying DON'T BREATHE! We are so honored to be joined by podcast expert and storyteller e...

CRIMES OF THE FUTURE from 2022-06-15T08:00

Extra organs, sexy organs, organs all-around! This week we're recapping David Cronenberg's CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (2022) not to be confused with David Cronenberg's CRIMES OF THE FUTURE (1970)! Tun...

URBAN LEGEND with Ego Nwodim from 2022-06-08T08:00

Hooded parkas, goth roommates, pop-rocks and a perfect 90's ensemble cast, this week we're recapping URBAN LEGEND with the legendary Ego Nwodim (you might know her from a little show called SNL)...

FRIDAY THE 13TH from 2022-06-01T08:00

Tiny denim shorts, lake-swimming, canoodling, hitch-hiking, and KEVIN BACON, we're recapping the original Friday the 13th! Can't believe it's taken us this long to get to such a classic. Should ...

MEN from 2022-05-25T08:00

This week we're recapping the most terrifying title ever set to paper, Alex Garland and A24's new film MEN! Join us, one woman and 10,000 Rory Kinnears as we try to have a nice relaxing weekend ...

THE WAILING with Neil Campbell from 2022-05-18T10:00

A remote village, a mysterious infection and enough family murder to last us a lifetime, we're recapping THE WAILING!! Join us and the hilarious Neil Campbell (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Comedy Bang-Ba...

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON with Joel Jensen from 2022-05-11T09:00:03

Oscar-worthy special effects make-up, a killer soundtrack and a variety of gorgeous British accents, we're recapping AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON! Join us and long-time Horrorspondent Joel Jen...

THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL from 2022-05-04T09:00:03

It's 1983 and we're strapped for cash, join us for a very normal-sounding babysitting job in a spooky, remote mansion!! This week we're recapping Ti West's THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL -- Greta Gerwig...

THE HILLS HAVE EYES (2006) with Ronnie Adrian from 2022-04-27T10:00:02

We can't seem to get enough of horror remakes from the early to mid aughts that verge on torture porn! This week we are joined by Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, Grand Crew) to talk about Alexa...

HOUSE OF WAX from 2022-04-20T09:10:02

Paris Hilton, Chad Michael-Murray, Elisha Cuthbert AND Jared Padalecki.....it's 2005 baby and we're recapping HOUSE OF WAX! Zip up your Juicy Couture jumpsuit and join us!

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS with Reza Farazmand from 2022-04-13T10:00:03

Put on your finest furs and top-hats and join us at the Unholy Masquerade because this week we are recapping the 2014 mockumentary, What We Do in the Shadows! Joining us to discuss this delightful ...

FRESH from 2022-04-06T09:00:03

Butts, basements and a whole new reason to hate dating, we're recapping FRESH! Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan might be our leads, but the real star is the power of female friendship

X from 2022-03-30T09:00:02

Take off your bra and put on your overalls, we're heading to a remote farmhouse to film a 1970s porno!! Feels safe to us! Join us this week as we recap a24's latest horror film, X, as well as admir...

CARRIE with Mary Holland from 2022-03-23T09:00:03

The Power of Christ, pigs blood, hand-sewn capelets and an unhealthy amount of teen bullying, we're recapping 1976's CARRIE! Our guest this week is the hilarious Mary Holland (The Woman In The Hous...

NIGHT OF THE CREEPS with Todd Schlosser from 2022-03-16T09:00:02

Exploding skulls, slugs on leashes and fraternity row, we're recapping the 1986 classic NIGHT OF THE CREEPS! Horror Virgin host Todd Schlosser is the perfect person to take us through this nonsensi...

Bonus Episode: THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE - PART 1 from 2022-03-11T18:49:18

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THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER from 2022-03-09T10:10:02

Horrifying spaghetti consumption, too many children for Henley's emotional well-being and lots of confusing feelings about Barry Keoghan (hot?), this week we're recapping THE KILLING OF A SACRED DE...

THE NIGHT HOUSE from 2022-03-02T10:00:03

Confusing floor plans, mysterious knocking, and enough brandy to fill a lake - we're recapping The Night House! Listen to find out if David Bruckner has made a new fan.

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Bonus Episode: SUSPIRIA (2018) from 2022-02-25T13:00:02

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WHAT LIES BENEATH from 2022-02-23T10:00:03

Stunning Vermont lake houses, academic research in bed, and sexual tension galore, we're recapping Henley's favorite movie, WHAT LIES BENEATH! Fill up your claw-footed bathtub and dive in with us! ...

RAW with Cecily Breaux from 2022-02-16T10:00:03

Endless meat, intense partying and the most hardcore veterinarians ever seen on screen, this week we're recapping Julia Ducournau's RAW. We are joined by the hilarious Cecily Breaux to discuss this...

THIRTEEN GHOSTS from 2022-02-09T10:30:03

Grab your spectral glasses and Matthew Lillard swag, we're recapping THIRTEEN GHOSTS! This movie has everything: Tony Shalhoub, Tony Shalhoub and more Tony Shalhoub. It's the only thing better than...

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE with Oscar Montoya from 2022-02-02T10:05:02

Deadly cotton-candy cocoons, popcorn larvae and unsanitary ball pits, these klowns mean business! This week we are joined by klown pundit, Oscar Montoya to capture, kill, and harvest humanoids to u...

JAWS with Paul F. Tompkins from 2022-01-26T10:00:03

One blood-thirsty shark, several innocent dead people and a perfectly-rated PG movie, we're recapping JAWS with Mayor Larry Vaughn aficionado Paul F. Tompkins! Vesselheads, rejoice!

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SCREAM (2022) from 2022-01-19T13:00:03

Suspicious friends, dreadit forums, and the return of Ghostface - we're recapping Scream (2022)! This has been one of our most anticipated horror releases and boy did it deliver! Join us if you dar...

SHAUN OF THE DEAD with Jack Quaid from 2022-01-12T13:00:02

Cornettos, cricket bats, and zombies (don't say the zed word) - we're recapping Shaun of the Dead! We are joined this week by Jack Quaid (The Boys, Scream, Hero Club) to discuss this absolute maste...

THE TAKING OF DEBORAH LOGAN from 2022-01-05T12:00

Switchboards, snakes, and more kid stuff than we may have anticipated - we're recapping The Taking of Deborah Logan! This episode was chosen by an instagram poll, and boy it didn't disappoint. Join...

THE GRUDGE from 2021-12-29T12:00

Meow-screams, unsafe beds, and way too much hair - we're recapping The Grudge! 

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WILLY‘S WONDERLAND with Spooko from 2021-12-22T12:00

Energy drinks, pinball machines, and murderous animatronic monsters - we're recapping Willy's Wonderland! This week is a crossover episode with our friends Peach & Shag at Spooko. Join us as we dis...

HIGH TENSION from 2021-12-15T12:00

Corn fields, concrete saws, and some poorly timed masturbating - we're recapping High Tension! AKA Haute Tension AKA Switchblade Romance, but you know what they say! A rose by any other name would ...

SHUTTER ISLAND with Sit for a Spell from 2021-12-08T13:00

Deputy Marshals, gnarly stapled face cuts, and one million rats - we're recapping Shutter Island! We are joined by Jess & James (hosts of Sit for a Spell) for this crossover episode to discuss a mo...

THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE from 2021-12-01T12:00

Corpses, ankle bells, and father and son forensic pathologists - we're recapping The Autopsy of Jane Doe! This episode was chosen by the winner of our October Instagram giveaway - thank you Gabby! ...

ANNIHILATION from 2021-11-24T13:00

This week's episode is a release from our Patreon vault! We are recapping Annihilation because nothing gets us in the holiday spirit more than deep existential dread.

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ALIENS with Haley Joel Osment from 2021-11-17T12:00

Xenomorphs, androids, and guns with no ammunition - we're recapping Aliens! We are so excited to be joined by Haley Joel Osment (The Kominsky Method, Goliath, knows Toni Collette in real life) to d...

LAST NIGHT IN SOHO with Stephanie Albala from 2021-11-10T12:00

Vivid dreams, fashionable bullies, and a murder mystery that cops probably won't be able to help solve - we're recapping Edgar Wright's new film Last night in Soho! We are joined by horror expert a...

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: NEXT OF KIN with Dan Lippert from 2021-11-03T12:00

A documentary crew, an Amish town, and the dangers of 23andMe - we're recapping Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin! We are blessed to be joined by famous movie star Dan Lippert (Big Grande, Man Dog P...

Bonus Episode: SQUID GAME - PART ONE from 2021-10-29T18:08:59

Our very first TV show recap! In this bonus episode we will be recapping episodes 1 through 4 of the most popular Netflix show of all time?? Listen to find out what all the fuss is about.

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Hell House LLC with Betsy Sodaro from 2021-10-27T05:00

Clown mannequins, confident men with cameras, and a situation in which a 40 minute commute might be the best option - we're recapping H...

THE POUGHKEEPSIE TAPES with Jason Horton from 2021-10-20T12:00

Snuff films, double masks, and over 800 video tapes - we're recapping The Poughkeepsie Tapes! This week we are joined by Jason Horton (Ghost Town, Abandoned and Historic Los Angeles) to talk about ...

TRICK ‘R TREAT + LAMB MINI EPISODE from 2021-10-13T12:00

Wear a costume, hand out candy, and don't blow out a jack-o-lantern - we're recapping Trick 'r Treat! The perfect movie to brush up on your Halloween rules to avoid any unfortunate mishaps this hol...

TITANE from 2021-10-06T12:00

Cadillacs, a hairpin, and a psychopath on the run - we're recapping Julia Ducournau's TITANE. No Emily this week but join Henley and Sammy for the retelling of this absolutely batshit insane film. ...

JACOB‘S LADDER (1990) from 2021-09-29T12:00

PTSD, an unsupportive girlfriend, and the greatest chiropractor in the world - we're recapping Jacob's Ladder! Tune in to find out how many of us cried while recording this episode.

Jaco...

Bonus Episode: GHOST STORIES - PART ONE from 2021-09-24T16:51:33

We asked our patrons for their ghost stories and boy did they deliver - so much so, in fact, that we had to split them into two episodes!

In part one Emily and I also share our own ghost...

MALIGNANT from 2021-09-15T12:00

Two sisters, underground cities, and the most unsafe parking spot you've ever seen - we're recapping James Wan's unhinged new horror film Malignant! Join us on this truly wild ride.

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CANDYMAN (2021) from 2021-09-08T12:00

Hook hands, bee stings, and some truly brutal pranks - we're recapping the long anticipated Candyman! Join us as we say his name five times into the mirror.

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THE FACULTY from 2021-09-01T12:00

90s era bullying, homemade cocaine, and some very very thirsty teachers - we're recapping The Faculty! Critics are calling this movie HIP and SCARY, and we'll be damned if that's not the highest pr...

Bonus Episode: TWILIGHT with Joel Jensen from 2021-08-27T17:00

We needed a change of pace after The Mist, so this month we are talking all things Twilight! Watch/listen to find out if we can make a Twihard out of our trusty horrorspondent Joel Jensen.
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THE FLY (1986) from 2021-08-25T12:00

Telepods, arm wrestling, and couples matching 80s hairstyles - we're recapping David Cronenberg's The Fly! The body horror in this movie is nasty as hell so we decided to also make it available as ...

YOU'RE NEXT from 2021-08-18T12:00

A secluded estate, a family reunion, and the cutest hard plastic masks we've seen thus far - we're recapping You're Next! Join us as we learn how ANYTHING can be a weapon! Dare we say this episode ...

EYES WITHOUT A FACE from 2021-08-11T12:00

Givenchy nasty nightgowns, detectives that are very bad at their jobs, and the hard plastic mask that started it all - we're recapping Eyes Without a Face!

Eyes Without a Face is streami...

100TH EPISODE: Audition and The Amityville Horror (1979) from 2021-08-04T12:00

Piano wires, haunted houses, and ONE HUNDRED EPISODES in the can - we're recapping Audition AND The Amityville Horror (1979) in this very special anniversary double episode!

We are so th...

Bonus Episode: THE MIST from 2021-07-30T19:23:22

There's something in the mist and thank god Henley isn't here to find out how to escape it! Join us for the recap of this utterly devastating creature/monster flick.

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OLD (2021) from 2021-07-28T12:00

A secluded beach, a group of unknowing vacationers, and WRINKLES - we're recapping M. Night Shymalan's OLD. Henley is back and we'll be the first to admit that this probably wasn't the best choice ...

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3 from 2021-07-21T12:00

A demon named Toby, an oscillating fan, and cameras that are incredibly high definition for 1988 - we're recapping Paranormal Activity 3!

Paranormal Activity 3 is streaming on Hulu.
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FRIGHT NIGHT (2011) from 2021-07-14T12:00

Missing students, isolated tract housing, and a dangerously hot neighbor - we're recapping the 2011 remake of Fright Night! We know we said we usually favor the originals, but when Toni Collette is...

HUNTER HUNTER from 2021-06-30T12:00

An isolated family, the Canadian wilderness, and various dangers lurking in the woods - we're recapping Hunter Hunter! Join us as we lose our damn minds at the ending of this film.

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Bonus Episode: THE MATRIX from 2021-06-25T18:00

It's Sammy's super secret birthday bonus episode REVEALED! And if you can even believe it, we are recapping the greatest movie of all time, The Matrix. Free your mind and buckle your seatbelt Dorot...

SWEETHEART from 2021-06-23T12:00

A shipwreck, a tropical island, and a mysterious sea portal - we're recapping Sweetheart! Join us as we try to decide which fish monster is hotter - this one or the absolute smoke show from Shape o...

THE FURIES with Spooko from 2021-06-16T12:00

Beauties, beasts, and a very loose anti-patriarchal message - we're recapping The Furies! We are joined by our good friends Peach and Shag from our sister podcast Spooko to recap what might be our ...

THE CONJURING 3 with Betsy Sodaro from 2021-06-09T12:00

Water beds, gazebos, and a whole lot of show-stealing belts - we're recapping The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It! And of course we had to bring back our Conjuring expert/horrorspondent Betsy ...

A QUIET PLACE PART II from 2021-06-02T12:00

An underground bunker, a radio signal, and one more cameo by that god damn rusty nail - we're recapping A Quiet Place Part II! Join us as we talk about this new release that you can see in actual r...

Bonus Episode: SUSPIRIA from 2021-05-31T18:00

For our last bonus episode of May we are recapping Dario Argento's Suspiria! 

Head to our Patreon at Patreon.com/tsdwpodcast to hear the full episode and see our reaction to the absolute...

THE GUEST from 2021-05-26T12:00

Bar fights, mix CDs, and a dangerously hot visitor - we're recapping The Guest! Join us as we try to figure out what in the actual heck is happening in this movie!

The Guest is available...

TEETH from 2021-05-19T12:00

Promise rings, male gynecologists, and graphic tees that let everyone around you know you don't f*ck - we're recapping Teeth! Join us as we discover that the myth is real! Vagina Dentataaaaaa!
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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER from 2021-05-12T12:00

A menacing note, a Croaker Queen, and the kind of flat hair you only get when you've committed manslaughter  - we're recapping I Know What You Did Last Summer! Henley was brave this week and watche...

OVERLORD from 2021-05-05T12:00

Overlord is available to rent for $2.99

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DEEP BLUE SEA with Brea Grant from 2021-04-28T12:00

Genetically modified sharks, hot scientists, and an underwater science lab called Aquatica - we're recapping Deep Blue Sea! This week we are joined by Brea Grant to discuss this absolute classic fr...

FINAL DESTINATION with Silent Jenna from 2021-04-21T12:00

A premonition, a plane crash, and high school students that should think twice before confidently proclaiming that they're going to live forever - we're recapping Final Destination! This week we ar...

Bonus Episode: PADDINGTON 2 from 2021-04-16T18:00

This Friday we have a SUPER SECRET MYSTERY EPISODE for Emily's birthday!! And you may or may not have surmised that is none other than our beloved PADDINGTON 2. A liiiiittle different from other mo...

THE CHILDREN with Liz Kleinrock from 2021-04-14T12:00

A dysfunctional family holiday, the downsides of sledding face first, and some compelling evidence for why 15-year-olds shouldn't get tattoos - we're recapping The Children! This week we are joined...

CLIMAX from 2021-04-07T12:00

A dance troupe, an abandoned school, and some sangria that is probably totally normal and fine - we're recapping Gaspar Noe's Climax! Join us as we talk about a movie that will NOT make you excited...

AS ABOVE, SO BELOW from 2021-03-31T12:00

A treasure hunt, the philosopher's stone, and a rag tag crew that doesn't ask enough questions - we're recapping As Above, So Below! Join us on a quest through the catacombs into hell...which as it...

Bonus Episode: THE GREEN INFERNO from 2021-03-26T12:00

Finally, a movie that we all equally hate! Will Eli Roth overtake Stephen King as our number one enemy? Listen to find out!

Join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle to hear the fu...

GOODNIGHT MOMMY from 2021-03-24T12:00

Boxcutters, superglue, and Madagascar hissing cockroaches - we're recapping Goodnight Mommy! The second listener chosen episode of our March Madness series! Join us to find out if this is actually ...

MISERY from 2021-03-17T12:00

Ceramic penguins, sledgehammers, and a breathtakingly beautiful pig - we're recapping Misery! We gotta give it to Stephen King - this movie is VERY GOOD. Join us to find out who's a dirty birdy. Listen

Bonus Episode: Cursed Films from 2021-03-12T21:36:28

For our first bonus episode of March we are talking about Cursed Films! Jay Cheel's 5 part documentary series takes a closer look at some of the most infamous cursed film sets (The Exorcist, The Om...

LUCKY with Dhruv Uday Singh from 2021-03-10T12:00

A man in a hard plastic mask, window walls, and a woman who isn't as lucky as people keep telling her - we're recapping Lucky! And this week we are joined by a very special guest, none other than a...

GREEN ROOM from 2021-03-03T12:00

Boxcutters, red laces, and professional fight dogs that haven't been fed - we're recapping Green Room! A movie in which we learn you probably shouldn't take that gig at the Neo-nazi bar. Warning: t...

Bonus Episode: THE OMEN from 2021-02-26T16:50:36

To hear the full bonus episode, head to Patreon.com/tsdwpodcast and join us in Toni F*cking Collette's Inner Circle. Otherwise, see you here on Wednesday where we will be recapping GREEN ROOM. 

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD from 2021-02-24T12:00

Rural roads, Molotov cocktails, and not one but TWO types of cellars - we're recapping the 1968 classic Night of the Living Dead! Join us as we go back to the movie that laid the groundwork for mod...

SAINT MAUD from 2021-02-17T12:00

Religious icons, God-gasms, and a pair of insoles that you'll never forget - we're recapping Rose Glass' debut horror film Saint Maud. Join us on a journey of complete and utter dread. She is risen...

Bonus Episode: History of Horror - DEMONS from 2021-02-12T19:38:26

In our first February bonus episode we are talking all things demons! From the egregious actors rights issues in The Exorcist, to all those gallons and gallons of fluids from The Evil Dead that Emi...

GET OUT from 2021-02-10T12:00

Teacups, Froot Loops, and more proof that nothing good happens in basements - we're recapping Jordan Peele's game changing debut horror film Get Out.  Streaming on FX or available to rent for $3.99...

HUSH (2016) from 2021-02-03T15:49:42

A deaf and mute writer, a secluded cabin in the woods, and a killer who definitely went to creepy killer school - this week we are recapping Hush! A home invasion movie that Emily and Henley hated ...

Bonus Episode: PSYCHO from 2021-01-29T17:23:48

For our second January bonus episode we are recapping the Alfred Hitchcock film that influenced so many great horror films to come - Psycho!  

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LET THE RIGHT ONE IN from 2021-01-27T12:00

Vampires, absent parents, and a whole bunch of CGI cats - we're recapping Let the Right One In! Join us as we learn the proper way to deal with bullies. Streaming on Hulu.

If you like th...

THE RITUAL from 2021-01-20T12:00

College friends, the Swedish mountainside, and a creature that defies description - we're recapping The Ritual! Another movie about how camping is very bad!!

If you like the podcast and ...

BONUS: History of Horror - Slashers from 2021-01-15T18:33:19

For our first bonus episode of 2021 we are doing a deep dive into the history of one of horror's most beloved sub-genres...the slasher film! We'll talk about what makes a slasher film, what the fir...

FUNNY GAMES from 2021-01-13T12:00

An unsuspecting family, two polite psychopaths, and some games that are less funny than the title suggests - we're recapping Michael Haneke's 2007 remake of Funny Games! Will this movie surpass Eve...

HIS HOUSE from 2021-01-06T12:00

A grieving couple, an unwelcoming home, and a pesky Night Witch - we're recapping His House! Available to stream on Netflix.

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Bonus Episode: ANNIHILATION from 2020-12-31T22:02:03

Tree people, alien basements, and a bear so upsetting that Emily had to take a break from the movie - this month's bonus episode is Annihilation! Join us as we dive into some good old fashioned exi...

THE INVITATION from 2020-12-30T16:24:17

This week we are recapping Karyn Kusama's The Invitation, available to stream on Netflix!

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BLACK CHRISTMAS from 2020-12-23T12:00

Sorority sisters, prank phone calls, and a scene stealer of a fur coat - we're recapping the 1974 holiday slasher Black Christmas! So curl up with us next to the fireplace (ideally within arms leng...

COLOR OUT OF SPACE from 2020-12-16T12:00

A hydrologist, alpacas, and a color that defies description but looks an awful lot like magenta - we're recapping Color Out of Space! Join us to hear some pretty ok Nicolas Cage impressions. No Emi...

[REC] from 2020-12-09T12:00

A TV presenter, some fire people, and a penthouse that will make you question everything you know about penthouses - we're recapping the 2007 Spanish found footage zombie film [REC]! Join us as we ...

POSSESSOR from 2020-12-02T12:00

Needles, fire pokers, and a whoooole bunch of knives - we're recapping Brandon Cronenberg's Possessor! Sean Bean is in this movie so you just KNOW it's gonna be a good time and turn out great for e...

Bonus Episode: Q&A from 2020-11-25T12:00

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MAMA with Jessica Jean Jardine from 2020-11-18T12:00

Two feral girls, one hot dad, and the most unfortunate wig and styling choice in modern history - we're recapping the 2013 film Mama! This week we are joined by Jessica Jean Jardine (Kar Dishin' It...

ATTACK THE BLOCK from 2020-11-11T12:00

Aliens, teens, and some incredible South (Souf) London accents (including Emily's!) - we’re recapping the criminally underrated 2011 film Attack the Block! You are gonna love this episode bruv, bel...

THE PURGE from 2020-11-04T12:00

Government sanctioned violence, a family rich enough to insulate themselves, and some Trumpian/Manson-esque prep-school mother f*ckers - we're recapping The Purge! It's election week so we thought ...

Bonus Episode: THE SIXTH SENSE from 2020-10-31T17:00

Toni's hair! Toni's nails! Toni's LIME GREEN VELOUR TOP! It's our very first bonus episode and we are watching The Sixth Sense TOGETHER! 

For a spooky Halloween treat and a pre-Toni Coll...

SAW with Joel Jensen from 2020-10-28T12:00

Puppets on tricycles, fluorescent lighting, and rooms so filthy they could make Henley cry - we're recapping James Wan's 2004 debut horror film Saw! This week we are joined by our dearest horrorspo...

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 from 2020-10-21T12:00

A new baby, an old demon, and a security camera in every room - we're recapping Paranormal Activity 2! Join us to hear about what might be Sammy's scariest viewing experience to date.

Th...

THE ABYSS from 2020-10-14T12:00

Deep water aliens, nuclear missiles, and a variety of ships and subs AKA a vessel head's dream come true - we're recapping James Cameron's 1989 film The Abyss! Join us as we learn why it's importan...

POLTERGEIST from 2020-10-07T12:00

TV people, scary trees, and REAL human skeletons - we're recapping Tobe Hooper's (Steven Spielberg's?) 1982 classic horror film Poltergeist. Sammy is facing her fears and revisiting this movie for ...

THE INVISIBLE MAN from 2020-09-30T12:00

Gaslighting, a too small suit, and "optics" (no further explanation needed) - we're recapping Leigh Whannell's 2020 film The Invisible Man! Join us as we defend Elizabeth Moss from an angry IMDb us...

TENEBRAE with Peter Banifaz from 2020-09-23T12:00

A straight razor, a whisper-voiced killer, and an author who is dead set on promoting his book no matter how many murders are happening around him - we're recapping Dario Argento's 1982 Italian sla...

APOSTLE from 2020-09-16T12:00

A kidnapping, a determined infiltrator, and a cult leader that we have to admit makes some pretty solid choices - we're recapping the 2018 Netflix horror film Apostle. There is some very nasty shit...

HOST (2020) from 2020-09-09T11:00

A zoom seance, an ill-conceived prank, and a group of friends whose names are a little too close for comfort - we're recapping the 2020 made-in-quarantine horror film Host! This movie was filmed en...

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET with Peter Lozano and Scott Youngbauer from 2020-09-02T12:00

Drunk parents, finger knives, and 500 gallons of fake blood - we're recapping A Nightmare on Elm Street! This week our guests Peter Lozano and Scott Youngbauer (hosts of Movies that Made Us Gay) fi...

HELLRAISER from 2020-08-26T12:00

An unhappy marriage, a mysterious box, and a couple of horny demons AKA "Sadomasochists from beyond the grave" - we're recapping Clive Barker's 1987 film Hellraiser! Join us to be reminded of the i...

RELIC with Peach&Shag of Spooko from 2020-08-19T12:00

A missing grandma, a lurking figure, and a questionable Australian accent - we're recapping Natalie Erika James' debut horror film Relic. And who better to join us than our favorite Australian coun...

THE RENTAL from 2020-08-12T12:00

A celebratory trip, an unwanted visitor, and some brother dynamics that probably in no way reflect the brother dynamics between the director and his real-life brother James Franco - we're recapping...

SINISTER from 2020-08-05T12:00

A true-crime novelist, creepy kids that love creepy drawings, and your classic pagan deity that is a big patron of the arts - we're recapping Sinister!

 

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TALES FROM THE HOOD with Carl Tart from 2020-07-29T12:00

A boy facing his monster, a Klansman politician, and an eccentric mortician to guide us through their stories - we're recapping Rusty Cundieff's 1995 horror anthology Tales from the Hood! Carl Tart...

THE CRAFT from 2020-07-22T12:00

Trendsetting witches, a deity named after a french woman from The Great British Baking Show, and somewhere between 3,000 and 10,000 snakes - we're recapping 90s teen horror The Craft! Join us as we...

THE CONJURING 2 with Betsy Sodaro from 2020-07-15T12:00

Homemade ouija boards, zoetropes, and an unnecessary Elvis singalong - we're recapping The Conjuring 2! Our wonderful horrorspondent Betsy Sodaro (A Funny Feeling, We Love Trash) is back to guide u...

EVE'S BAYOU from 2020-07-08T12:00

Poetic monologues, psychic visions, and the terrifying fallibility of memory - we're recapping Kasi Lemmons' 1997 film Eve's Bayou. Bonus discussion about Xavier Burgin's documentary Horror Noire: ...

THE ORPHANAGE with Mano Agapion from 2020-07-01T12:00

A seaside orphanage, children in masks (double whammy), and an incredibly tired husband - we're recapping J.A. Bayona's 2007 film The Orphanage! Mano Agapion (Drag Her!, We Love Trash, Horny 4 Horr...

SCREAM from 2020-06-24T12:00

A grieving woman with a terrible boyfriend, a murderer in a ghost face mask, and some incredibly unfazed teenagers - we're recapping Wes Craven's 1996 teen slasher SCREAM! Come for the horrific mur...

THE DESCENT from 2020-06-17T12:00

Six women, one cave, and a whole bunch of nasty naked gollum men - we're recapping Neil Marshall's 2006 film (and Sammy's favorite horror film of all time!!!!) The Descent! Join us as we make a ver...

READY OR NOT from 2020-06-10T12:00

Five (5) candelabras, a newlywed couple, and your classic board game tycoon family with an unfortunate tradition to uphold - we-re recapping the 2019 film Ready or Not! Join us as we learn why it's...

ROSEMARY'S BABY from 2020-05-27T12:00

Nosy neighbors, an incredible haircut, and a level of gaslighting that is truly off the charts - we're recapping the 1968 classic Rosemary's Baby. Join us as we learn how terrifying pregnancy and m...

TRAIN TO BUSAN with Joel Jensen from 2020-05-20T12:00

A hot dad, an adorable daughter, and an ever-growing hoard of zombies - we're recapping the South Korean zombie film Train to Busan! Our #1 horrorspondent Joel Jensen joins us via Zoom to talk abou...

HALLOWEEN from 2020-05-13T12:00

Jack-O-Lanterns, knitting needles, and a killer in a William Shatner mask (the guy from Miss Congeniality) - we're talking John Carpenter's 1978 classic slasher film Halloween! Join us as we learn ...

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS from 2020-05-06T12:00

Puppeteers, a cellar filled with a buttload of artifacts, and a vacation with friends rudely interrupted by a zombie redneck torture family - we're recapping Drew Goddard's 2012 film The Cabin in t...

INSIDIOUS from 2020-04-29T12:00

Haunted children, fistfights with demons, and copious amounts of eye cream - we're talking James Wan's 2011 film Insidious. Join us as we venture into the further and learn an important lesson - do...

MANDY from 2020-04-22T12:00

Chainsaw fights, mountains of cocaine, and a semi-supernatural evil biker gang - we're recapping Panos Cosmatos' Mandy! Join us as we recap the greatest love story ever told. Pro tip: if a stranger...

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT from 2020-04-15T12:00

Three student filmmakers, two handheld cameras, and one elusive witch - we're recapping The Blair Witch Project! Join us as we recap this found-footage horror film about how scary it is to trust th...

THE THING from 2020-04-08T12:00

Paranoia, a spectacular hat, and a group of husky dogs that will probably be totally fine - we're recapping John Carpenter's 1982 classic The Thing! Grab a hot toddy or drink some whisky straight o...

THE STRANGERS from 2020-04-01T12:00

People in masks, scary record players, and proof that ranch-style houses (and capitalism?) are a bad idea - we're recapping the 2008 film The Strangers. We are continuing our quarantine series with...

10 CLOVERFIELD LANE from 2020-03-25T12:00

An underground bunker, barrels of acid, and Molotov cocktails (does everyone just inherently know to make those??) - we're recapping 10 Cloverfield Lane! No guest this week; we are still in real-li...

A QUIET PLACE from 2020-03-18T12:00

Rusty nails, an ill-advised pregnancy, and John Krasinski taking basically every job on the set - we're recapping 2018's A Quiet Place! No guest and also no Henley this week due to *social distanci...

30 DAYS OF NIGHT with Eugene Cordero from 2020-03-11T12:00

A top cop, a muffin monster, and Danny Huston giving an incredible performance as a vampire who can play records with his fingernail - we're recapping 30 Days of Night! Eugene Cordero (Tacoma FD, G...

IT FOLLOWS with Rebecca Lee Robertson from 2020-03-04T12:00

STD metaphors, masturbation dens, and a monster that seemingly "scrunches" you death - we're recapping David Robert Mitchell's It Follows! Rebecca Lee Robertson (From Your TV to UCB, Dow Jones, Kaj...

US with Greg Gallant and Broti Gupta from 2020-02-26T12:00

A hall of mirrors, cool red jumpsuits and, as Emily says, "scissors and blood!!!" - we're recapping Jordan Peele's 2019 film US! Greg Gallant (TV writer on Speechless and Perfect Harmony; Firsthand...

THE LODGE from 2020-02-19T12:00

Another creepy dollhouse, a lone survivor of a cult, and a VERY bad idea for a Christmas vacation destination - we're recapping The Lodge! From the directors of Goodnight Mommy comes another excell...

CAPE FEAR with Kathleen Jordan from 2020-02-12T12:00

A vacation destination with a spooktacular name, some super sick tattoos, and Robert DeNiro as a very scary man who learned how to read - we're recapping Martin Scorsese's Cape Fear! Kathleen Jorda...

THE TURNING from 2020-02-05T12:00

Creepy kids, a haunted mansion, and a LOT of spooky things that get showcased and then never come into play - we're recapping The Turning! A standard horror film with the most perplexing ending ima...

THE RING with Aaron Burdette from 2020-01-29T12:00

A haunted videotape, an extremely competent journalist, and a precocious little boy with a smoker's voice - we're recapping The Ring! Aaron Burdette (comedy writer; Man Seeking Woman, SNL Weekend U...

PET SEMATARY with Jonathan Sadowski from 2020-01-22T12:00

A cursed burial ground, a dad who just doesn't learn his lessons, and an adorable little boy with the cool-as-hell name 'Gage Creed' - we're recapping Mary Lambert's 1989 film Pet Sematary! Jonatha...

THE EXORCIST with Chase McCown from 2020-01-15T12:00

A demon named Pazuzu, stunts that caused lifelong spinal injuries, and language so foul Max Von Sydow forgot his lines - we're recapping William Friedkin's 1973 horror classic The Exorcist. Chase M...

THE BABADOOK with Stephanie Albala from 2020-01-08T12:00

A bad book, a struggling mother, and a cute/terrifying little boy that is sometimes a man on his knees wearing a wig - we're recapping Jennifer Kent's debut feature The Babadook.  This movie is a b...

JENNIFER'S BODY with William Heus from 2020-01-01T12:00

A teenage girl possessed by a demon, a wasted Boston Market chicken, and music from DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL - we're recapping Karyn Kusama's 2009 film Jennifer's Body. William Heus is back to tell u...

KRAMPUS from 2019-12-25T12:00

A Bad Santa, nasty naughty little toys, and our favorite...TONI F*CKING COLLETTE - we're recapping KRAMPUS! No guest this episode, just us 3 really getting into the holiday spirit with this movie. ...

DRAG ME TO HELL with Joel Jensen from 2019-12-18T12:00

A woman named Chris Brown, a spooky hanky, and maggots that are made out of PASTA (actor's rights win!!!) - we're talking Sam Raimi's Drag Me To Hell! Our first ever guest Joel Jensen (UCB's The Dr...

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS with Marcy Jarreau from 2019-12-11T12:00

Skin suits, an FBI agent/feminist icon in training, and one surprisingly helpful cannibal - we're talking Jonathan Demme's The Silence of the Lambs! Marcy Jarreau (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, A Funny Feeli...

ALIEN with Rex Ogle from 2019-12-04T12:00

Ellen Ripley, space truck-drivers, and a cute baby alien that becomes an extremely not cute adult alien almost instantly - we're talking Ridley Scott's Alien. Rex Ogle (author of Free Lunch) joins ...

SE7EN with Monica Padman from 2019-11-27T12:00

Seven deadly sins, some VERY upsetting crime scenes, and Brad Pitt in his god damn prime - we're recapping David Fincher's Se7en. Monica Padman (Armchair Expert) gives us all the details of this tr...

DOCTOR SLEEP with Dominic Ciccodicola from 2019-11-20T12:00

A grown up Danny Torrance, a girl named Abra, and a gang of steam-sucking astral-projecting vampires - we're talking Doctor Sleep. Dominic Ciccodicola joins us to recap the sequel to The Shining. S...

THE SHINING with Ginger Gonzaga from 2019-11-13T12:00

An extremely haunted hotel, an abusive husband and father, and an all-too-casual warning that a previous caretaker murdered his whole family here - we're recapping Stanley Kubrick's The Shining. Gi...

HEREDITARY with George Basil from 2019-11-06T12:00

An unfortunate nut allergy, severe family trauma, and TONI FUCKING COLLETTE - it's here! Our most requested movie! George Basil (HBO's Crashing, CBS All Access' No Activity) joins us to talk about ...

THE CONJURING with Betsy Sodaro from 2019-10-30T12:00

A hateful demon, incredibly attractive paranormal investigators, and way too many nasty nightgowns - we are recapping James Wan's 2013 film The Conjuring. The wonderful and very brave Betsy Sodaro ...

THE LIGHTHOUSE from 2019-10-23T12:00

One-eyed sea birds, furious masturbating and lots and lots of farts - we're spilling the beans about Robert Eggers' The Lighthouse. Emily, Henley and Sammy are ALL THREE brave this week! We went to...

28 DAYS LATER with Dan Lippert from 2019-10-16T12:00

A rage virus, a very bad time to wake up from a coma, and more proof than man is the scariest monster of all, we're talking Danny Boyle's 2003 film 28 Days Later. Dan Lippert (UCB's Winslow, Big Gr...

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE with Andy Knauer from 2019-10-09T12:00

A murderous family, form-over-function interior decorating, and a group of friends who should have taken their horoscopes a little bit more seriously - we're talking Tobe Hooper's 1974 game-changin...

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY with Jessica Jardine from 2019-10-02T12:00

A camcorder, a Ouija board, and a demon haunting that you probably should have mentioned to your boyfriend before you moved in together - we're kicking off an extra-spooky October with 2007's Paran...

EVENT HORIZON with Evan Sinclair from 2019-09-25T12:00

Black holes, missing eyes, and the worst possible orgy imaginable - we're recapping Paul Anderson's (not that Paul Anderson) 1997 film Event Horizon. Evan Sinclair joins us to talk about this truly...

IT CHAPTER TWO from 2019-09-11T12:00

More uninhibited violence against children, a corpse driving a getaway car and still not even CLOSE to enough Pennywise - let's talk It Chapter Two! Sammy tries to convince Emily and Henley to see ...

IT with William Heus from 2019-09-04T12:00

A murderous clown, bad dads and uninhibited violence against children - we're recapping 2017's IT. William Heus takes us through all the gruesome details of the Losers' Club's first clash with Penn...

THE EVIL DEAD with Stephen Unckles from 2019-08-28T13:35

A cabin in the woods, the Necronomicon, and so so SO many fluids - we're taking it back to the 80's! Stephen Unckles joins us to talk about Sam Raimi's 1981 classic, The Evil Dead.  Be warned, you'...

THE WITCH with Joel Jensen and Caroline Lindy from 2019-08-21T15:14

Scary rabbits, exorcisms and hot wood-chopping dads - we're talking about The Witch! Guest brave-person Joel Jensen tells us all the details about this "double black diamond" horror film. Also join...

MIDSOMMAR from 2019-08-14T16:25

Murder-suicides, skin suits and human sacrifices - we're pencil diving straight into the deep end! In our very first episode, we're talking about the wild and wonderful Midsommar. Brave-person Samm...

MIDSOMMAR from 2019-08-14T16:25

Murder-suicides, skin suits and human sacrifices - we're pencil diving straight into the deep end! In our very first episode, we're talking about the wild and wonderful Midsommar. Brave-person S...