Podcasts by Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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426: A Troubling Amount of Blood from 2023-12-05T17:00
The party is so busy judging a book by its cover they forgot all about the bloody child. Shemshime’s Bedtime Rhyme concludes, and there’s even a bit of falling action!
Tony Sindelar with Ale...
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425: Sharp and Pointy and Demanding from 2023-11-28T17:00
The earworm-based curse continues to sow discord among the adventurers. They’re sorry for all of this.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Kathy Campbell, Rosemary Orchard and Tiff...
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424: The Fighting Librarians from 2023-11-21T17:00
The party has gotten themselves into a classic cursed-book situation. But can they get out?
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Kathy Campbell, Rosemary Orchard and Tiff Arment.
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423: Upsetting Image from 2023-11-14T17:00
After four minutes of tag, Paulie is ready to use magic on children - all in the name of finding a solution to the curse of course…
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Kathy Campbe...
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422: Do Do Doo Doo Doo from 2023-11-07T17:00
A new Candlekeep adventure begins! Five familiar adventurers are stuck in the overflow rooms and concerned with toast.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, Kathy Campbell, Rosemary ...
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421: Tomb of Horrors, Part 3 from 2023-10-31T16:00
A band of adventurers and their incredibly resilient panther reunite for their annual dungeon punishment by way of traps, deadly gasses, scares, and more! Will Ch’omasa, Daffné, L’nell, and Thald s...
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420: Femur vs Glaive from 2023-10-24T16:00
A suspicious professor, ex-student ghouls, and a stinky basement all come together as the Horror at Havel’s Cross saga concludes.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Jason Snell, Kathy Campbell a...
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419: Fake Blood Curse from 2023-10-17T16:00
A group of Level 2 adventurers and a doddering professor investigate a field trip gone horribly wrong…or has it? (It has.)
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Jason Snell, Kathy Campbell and Mont...
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418: Goblin Brain Trust from 2023-10-10T16:00
In this stand-alone adventure, neophyte adventurers and an easily distracted academic indulge in archaeology and violence.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Jason Snell, Kathy Campbell and Mont...
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417: A Coherent, Legitimate Plan from 2023-10-03T16:00
The conclusion of the Murkmire Malevolence teaches us there is nothing that a nightmare monster and a fog cloud can’t do together.
Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Jason Sne...
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416: The Lion, the Witch, and the Hallway from 2023-09-26T16:00
We don’t want to ruin the whole gala when people are poisoned.
Tony Sindelar with Annette Wierstra, Erika Ensign, Jason Snell and Monty Ashley.
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415: Societies with Secrets from 2023-09-19T16:00
A new crew of adventurers takes on the Murkmire Malevolence and plans a museum heist in Varkenbluff. In case you were wondering, nothing is magical about the privies.
Tony Sindelar with Annet...
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414: Flying and Dying from 2023-09-12T16:00
The Book of the Raven finale! In which the party saves some of their people.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Monty Ashley and Nick Scott.
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413: Dog Duty from 2023-09-05T16:00
The party goes one at a time into the grave.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Monty Ashley and Nick Scott.
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412: Yelling Down a Well from 2023-08-29T16:00
Wereravens? There ravens!
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Monty Ashley and Nick Scott.
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411: Really Split the Party from 2023-08-22T16:00
The party encounters a muscular demon-goat thing.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Monty Ashley and Nick Scott.
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410: A Weird Bird Pact from 2023-08-15T16:00
The party encounters a rolling cloud of darkness that murders things.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James Thomson, Monty Ashley and Nick Scott.
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409: Cryptic Raven from 2023-08-08T16:00
A new Candlekeep Adventure begins! Another set of familiar and new adventurers encounter the Book of the Raven and wonder“Which way?”
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Annette Wierstra, James ...
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408: Crowded Hovel from 2023-08-01T16:00
In which the party concludes the adventure by taking on some jacked-up jackals and making a rug burrito.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, James Thomson, Monty Ashley and Tiff Ar...
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407: Library Police from 2023-07-25T16:00
In which the party plays“Good Book Inspector, Bad Book Inspector”with a pack of baddies.
Tony Sindelar with Aleen Simms, Erika Ensign, James Thomson, Monty Ashley and Tiff Arment.
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406: Rat Management from 2023-07-18T16:00
In which the party can’t tell what’s blood and what’s tomato sauce.
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405: Meatball Sub Vouchers from 2023-07-11T16:00
In which these book inspectors would like to speak to the manager about this Gingwatzim.
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404: Almost Murdered by a Book from 2023-07-04T16:00
In which some familiar adventurers and a couple new faces encounter Mazfroth’s Mighty Digressions. And a generous amount of slime.
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403: Approach the Toad from 2023-06-27T16:00
In which it’s time to quit horsing around and pony up.
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401: Lawful Good but Not Nice from 2023-06-13T16:00
In which the party learns a meatball sub is the best medicine.
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400: A Walk with Paulie from 2023-06-06T16:00
In which five intrepid adventurers join DM Tony to discover The Joy of Extradimensional Spaces - the first adventure from the book Candlekeep Mysteries.
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399: Ask the DMs - Again! from 2023-05-30T16:00
What kind of wacky podcast would celebrate their 400th episode on episode 399? Why, this one of course! And what better way to celebrate than to ask our TPK DMs listener questions?
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398: Beggar King Papoose from 2023-05-23T16:00
Our Gribbits Detective Agency adventure reaches its end. There’s a ship on fire, a bunch of orphans down in the hold, and possibly two Beggar Kings. What could go wrong? Everything. Everything coul...
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397: Let's Circle Back to That from 2023-05-16T16:00
While Glupo attempts to singlehandedly save a bunch of orphans, the rest of the crew seriously considers arson as the ultimate problem solver.
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396: Carpenter or Orphan? from 2023-05-09T16:00
What were we doing again? The adventurers meet a butler, scam some free booze, then wander down to the docks to see if they can find a ship that might give them clues to…something? Also, Frank defi...
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394: I'm Not Dying... It's Ketchup from 2023-04-25T16:00
Our sort-of detectives are confronted by some mysterious goons and must fight for their lives!
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393: I Seen Him, By Crikey from 2023-04-18T16:00
Bruce the Seagull would like to be paid in french fries. Continuing an adventure created by the Dragon Friends,“The Gribbits Detective Agency!”Like the Dragon Friends podcast, this one has adult l...
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392: I'm Pretty Sure I'm King Now from 2023-04-11T16:00
Presenting an adventure created by the Dragon Friends,“The Gribbits Detective Agency!”Like the Dragon Friends podcast, this one has adult language and themes, so this story is not for kids! You’ve ...
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391: Send Forth the Spiders! from 2023-04-04T16:00
In this season finale, we go clubbing and light a beacon.
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390: Always Stack Your Rogues from 2023-03-28T16:00
We visit the Greater Metropolitan Little Barovia Area.
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389: The Paddington-Chucky Spectrum from 2023-03-21T16:00
We’re actually doing a dragon heist! Thanks to Elizabeth Fijalkowski for the amazing artwork of Elavor and friends!
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388: You Gotta Go Up to Go Down from 2023-03-14T16:00
We demonstrate the“risen cost fallacy.”
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386: Die, Foul Friendly Creature! from 2023-02-28T17:00
We’re guests of Mr. Strahd, in one of the nicer rooms.
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384: It's Stairs All the Way Down from 2023-02-14T17:00
One does not simply walk through more doors.
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382: Why Is This Castle This Way? from 2023-01-31T17:00
We’ve gotta social engineer Strahd unless he keeps his password on a post-it.
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381: Ask Not for Who the Bing Bongs from 2023-01-24T17:00
We find magic PEZ, oily books, and a well-appointed study featuring a helluva portrait. Art by Elizabeth Fijalkowski ~ aka Lizziefij
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380: We're Gonna Be Good Strahds from 2023-01-17T17:00
We’re rapping about werewolves and finding Infinity Stones.
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378: Brunch with Strahd from 2023-01-03T17:00
The Dog&Pony crew is back - all 10 of them! They’re prepared to be just reckless enough as they finally take the Big Bad up on his invitation to dine at Castle Ravenloft.
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377: Live, Laugh, Lava from 2022-12-27T17:00
In this season finale, Eglath’s Angels almost saved the world from a very decentralized cult.
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376: Salamanders from the South! from 2022-12-20T17:00
Flamin’hot salamanders and suggestive art.
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375: Lava Hurts from 2022-12-13T17:00
When you have no thoughts or plans and are surrounded by lava and incompetence, how much worse could it get?
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374: Everybody out of the Cloud from 2022-12-06T17:00
We camped on a butt because we didn’t watch the floor.
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373: Totally Capacitated from 2022-11-29T17:00
Regdar is killin’it. Goth Shara has ghost whales.
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372: Cinna and Bon from 2022-11-22T17:00
Kat’chka plays peek-a-boo. Zotasha threatens to turn this Phantom Caravan around.
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371: Minotaur Sandwich from 2022-11-15T17:00
A lot of people running, with Minotaurs on the move.
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370: Affirmations and Elevators from 2022-11-08T17:00
Please note: Total Party Kill is now a philosophy and life-coaching podcast. We hope you enjoy this change in direction.
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369: A Bad Use of Carlos from 2022-11-01T16:00
Eglaths’Angels (Carlos, Kat’chka, Omlol, Regdar, Shara, and Zotasha) are back for another season, and they start it off by beatboxing on a disc!
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368: Tomb of Horrors, Part 2 from 2022-10-25T16:00
SHOCKTOBER has come around again! Ch’omasa, Daffné, L’nell, and Thald are back to see what horrors await within the tomb. They do actually make it inside this year! But how far in? And how safely? ...
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367: Rats Are Not Heroes from 2022-10-18T16:00
The Kobolds and heroes engage in final battle! Someone is hanging from a thing! Is it right for the Kobolds to take revenge for the murder of so many of their kin? Look, it’s right in the name of t...
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366: Short Sword, Long Dagger from 2022-10-11T16:00
Our Kobolds are running out of rats, but they’re not running out of traps! Can they kill all the“heroes”who have invaded their lair? They can sure try! Continuing“Revenge of the Kobolds”by David F...
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365: Sorry Your Wolf Died from 2022-10-04T16:00
The traps are sprung! Many innocent Kobolds die. But can our party of Kobolds defeat the murderous“adventurers”who have invaded their lair? Continuing“Revenge of the Kobolds”by David Flor!
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364: We're Kobolds, Not Geniuses from 2022-09-27T16:00
This time, the tables are turned! In this four-episode adventure, our players are Kobolds who are fighting back against a group of adventurers who are invading their home. But as any Kobold knows, ...
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363: Dragonforge Goes Shopping from 2022-09-20T15:59:03
Remember how the Dragonforge players always kept referring back to that members-only special from 2017 where they went shopping at Snick and Snak Adventure Outfitters? To celebrate the end of the D...
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362: Total Poultry Kill from 2022-09-13T16:00
We finally did it, everyone! We completed the entire Dragonforge&Associates Undermountain campaign. But did every character live to tell the tale?
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359: Dais ex Machina from 2022-08-23T16:00
The Olestran zone is, as you might expect, in the back.
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357: Bad News for Bears from 2022-08-09T16:00
Dragonforge is back, and so are his associates! Will they ever find Rutherford Urmbrusk? We’ll find out in this, the final season of Dragonforge&Associates. First, they have to make their way past ...
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356: Bed Bag&Beyond from 2022-08-02T16:00
It’s the season finale for the Dog and Pony show! Will the gang figure out what the heck is happening in Vallaki? Will All Be Well? Listen to find out!
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354: Elavor's Roommates from 2022-07-19T16:00
These are the world’s worst Jack-in-the-boxes. Jacks-in-the-box? Whatever, they suck!
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351: A Woman of Murder from 2022-06-28T16:00
In Barovia you either have a tragic past or a tragic now.
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349: Do Not Speak to Me about Chimichangas from 2022-06-14T16:00
Always do what the baby dragon wants.
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348: There's a Revenant for Everyone from 2022-06-07T16:00
One horse-step forward, two horse-steps back…
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346: Corpse Box from 2022-05-24T16:00
Arrigal is very batly hurt by some Central Barovian bats.
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345: Curiosity Killed the Crucible from 2022-05-17T16:00
Special delivery! Whatever could be in this“box”?
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343: A Starter Castle from 2022-05-03T16:00
Over the ruins and through the walls to meet some big spiders, we go!
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342: Scarecrow Carnies from 2022-04-26T16:00
The Dog&Pony show is back with a new season of Barovian adventures! In this first episode, we ask the age old question: Who let the goats out?
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341: Goodbye Plunging Torrents! from 2022-04-19T16:00
In this season finale, these knuckleheads with carved foreheads (and the two without them) leave the Plunging Torrents and try to decide which evil cult to tackle next (season).
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340: Three Mimics in a Trenchcoat from 2022-04-12T16:00
Spiteful adventurers attack babies. Bitey, wormy babies.
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339: Four Halflings in a Robe from 2022-04-05T16:00
Baby Chuul doot doot dootdoot dootdoot Baby Chuul doot doot dootdoot dootdoot
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337: Soul Proprietorship from 2022-03-22T16:00
Lots of water, few hootenannies, and a wet Halfling.
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336: Shaggy Kank Story from 2022-03-15T16:00
Out of the octopus’s garden and into the ghast room.
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335: Follow That Carlos! from 2022-03-08T17:00
Zotasha tells fancy lies, and everyone tries not to burst Carlos’s bubble.
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334: We've Been Everywhere--and Done Very Little from 2022-03-01T17:00
While infiltrating a multi-level cult, Carlos rides a water ride and incites a very slow-speed chase.
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332: Step Three Prophet from 2022-02-15T17:00
Don’t pick the door with a bunch of dead corpses behind it. Traps are bad. Let sleeping sarcophagi lie.
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331: Frosted Demon from 2022-02-08T17:00
You know those D&D sessions where at the end everyone turns to one player and says“What the hell, dude?!”Yeah, this is one of those.
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330: Regdar's Demons from 2022-02-01T17:00
Two dudes, a crab, a pizza place, and a ziggurat. But this crab is not answering his emails.
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329: Invisible Flying Ooze from 2022-01-25T17:00
Without a doubt, the greatest distraction we’ve ever used.
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322: It Was Like This When We Got Here from 2021-12-07T17:00
Eglath’s Angels are back! Remember the bloody sands of Athas? When we last left Carlos, Katchka, Omlol, Shara, Regdar, and Zotasha, they had just discovered the devastation evil cultists wrought on...
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321: Murder on the Eberron Express, Part 3 from 2021-11-30T17:00
Sometimes shows throw around phrases like“thrilling conclusion”just to drum up listeners. Here at TPK, when we say it, we mean it. Not only do we discover who’s the murderer on the Eberron Express,...
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320: Murder on the Eberron Express, Part 2 from 2021-11-23T17:00
As the Eberron Express speeds toward its destination, the passengers dig up more dirt on each other, find more clues, and make more terrible train puns.
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319: Murder on the Eberron Express, Part 1 from 2021-11-16T17:00
On a train to Fairhaven, Egan Bakker is murdered with his own newly created gun! Whodunnit? An assorted group of fellow travellers must figure out which one of them pulled the trigger and why. A wh...
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318: Gloom, Part 3 from 2021-11-09T17:00
Our time in Whitesparrow concludes with a final confrontation with the legendary assassin Gloom inside a spooky temple! Will it end in violence, or will diplomacy prevail?
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317: Gloom, Part 2 from 2021-11-02T16:00
A young man has been murdered! Four adventurers might be suspects! It’s time to call in Gwyndielle the Cleric, a veteran of our very first Whitesparrow adventure, to solve the case and close up the...
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316: Tomb of Horrors, Part 1 from 2021-10-26T16:00
Happy SHOCKTOBER, everyone! To celebrate the spooky season we bring you a new, extra-long, high-level campaign. Some familiar faces (and one new one!) attempt that classic, deadly adventure, Tomb o...
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315: Gloom, Part 1 from 2021-10-19T16:00
A new group of adventurers are brought together by a shockingly violent act that strikes at the heart of Whitesparrow! Why are assassins threatening Lord Whitesparrow’s family and servants? How cou...
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314: The Cult of Dusk, Part 3 from 2021-10-12T16:00
Ahlan, Diendo, Gwyrven, Keloth, and Not A Dragon discover just how easy it is to join a cult! This crew is going to wrap up the adventure one way or another. But will it be by defeating the cult fr...
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313: The Cult of Dusk, Part 2 from 2021-10-05T16:00
What will Ahlan, Diendo, Gwyrven, Keloth, and Not A Dragon find in the mysterious, guarded tower? Will it be worth it? Listen to find out!
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312: The Cult of Dusk, Part 1 from 2021-09-28T16:00
The Cult of what now? Ahlan, Diendo, Gwyrven, Keloth, and Not A Dragon aren’t quite sure, but they’re gonna try to find out. New crew, new mission, new cult!
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311: The Queen of Red Water, Part 4 from 2021-09-21T16:00
After a break, some of our adventurers return to the Red Water dam to try an alternate path to defeat the Queen and her goblins and restore water to Whitesparrow! But what is the fate of Samson Jot...
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310: The Queen of Red Water, Part 3 from 2021-09-14T16:00
Is it the final confrontation with the Queen of the Red Water Cult? Who is that prisoner in the corner? Is he friend or foe? For answers to questions such as these, listen to this episode.
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309: The Queen of Red Water, Part 2 from 2021-09-07T16:00
Our motley crew of (mostly) inexperienced adventurers continues their search for the source of the mysterious Queen of Red Water by murdering some goblins and impersonating other ones. Once again, ...
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308: The Queen of Red Water, Part 1 from 2021-08-31T16:00
Everyone’s favorite nightmare monster K’ronng returns for adventure with a whole new cast of characters. Can two High Elves, a Dwarf, and an Aasimar join with everyone’s favorite Bugbear rogue to s...
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307: The Flesh Eaters, Part 2 from 2021-08-24T16:00
Will beloved new NPC friend Bh’izz live to start a warlock school for his son? Or will Samson Jothem, K’ulkat, Etheline Karena Kenyatta, K’ronng, and Gwyndielle allow him to die horribly? Find out ...
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306: The Flesh Eaters, Part 1 from 2021-08-17T16:00
A new party (with some returning characters) boldly strides toward adventure. And dumplings! And kaghhfeezzzz! Samson Jothem, K’ulkat, Etheline Karena Kenyatta, K’ronng, and Gwyndielle trek through...
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305: The Wild Sheep Chase from 2021-08-03T16:00
It’s another extra-long episode with an entire adventure for your listening pleasure. On their way back from The Crashed Palace, Ch’omasa, Li, Quewaris, Ried Quarrell Kilgarriff, and Thamia make a ...
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304: The Crashed Palace from 2021-07-27T16:00
An entire adventure in one extra-long episode? That’s what you get when you have a super-competent party that includes Thamia, Quewaris, Reid-Quarrell Kilgarriff, Ch’omasa, and Li!
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303: The Gleam in the King's Eye, Part 3 from 2021-07-20T16:00
Can Carrocon the Wise, Ch’omasa, K’ulkat, K’ronng, Reid-Quarrell Kilgarriff, and Samson Jothem, and an overpowered panda construct defeat the undead ancestors of Lord Marlin Whitesparrow? Or will t...
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302: The Gleam in the King's Eye, Part 2 from 2021-07-13T16:00
Carrocon the Wise, Ch’omasa, K’ulkat, K’ronng, Reid-Quarrell Kilgarriff, and Samson Jothem, and a possibly overpowered panda construct continue their tour of Lord Whitesparrow’s basement. And make ...
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301: The Gleam in the King's Eye, Part 1 from 2021-07-06T16:00
A new combination of champions steps into a gladiatorial ring. What will Carrocon the Wise, Ch’omasa, K’ulkat, K’ronng, Reid-Quarrell Kilgarriff, and Samson Jothem get if they win? Gold? Dinner? Th...
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300: Rosethorn, Part 4 from 2021-06-29T16:00
It’s a battle in a giant tree with fire, goblins, bugbears, acrobatic archers, and…say, have you ever seen a Goliath do a slam dunk?
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299: Rosethorn, Part 3 from 2021-06-22T16:00
This episode has dead goblins, fake goblins, fake reunions with real live goblins, and a sinister puppetmaster at the heart of it all.“Rosethorn”continues with explosive action and surprising heart...
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298: Rosethorn, Part 2 from 2021-06-15T16:00
Are two monks better than one? With Li and Diendo trying to figure out what a mysterious elf has to do with the recent spate of wagon heists in Whitesparrow, we may find out! Joined by Quewaris, O’...
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297: Rosethorn, Part 1 from 2021-06-08T16:00
What happens when a few adventurers get in the way of a heist? Find out in“Rosethorn!”Adventurers Quewaris, O’Lee, Li, Thamia, L’nel and Diendo discover that bear traps can be as dangerous as any d...
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296: The Well of the Black Sun, Part 3 from 2021-06-01T22:12:54
Getting back into the light is good, but our party—Samson Jothem, Thamia, Li, K’ulkat, and Quewaris—hasn’t gotten to the bottom of the problems in the local mine. Who is turning miners into monster...
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295: The Well of the Black Sun, Part 2 from 2021-05-25T16:00
Two bards, an artificer, a monk, and a fighter are lowered into a mine in a basket. They meet a monster and then hide behind a basket! Will they survive, flee to the surface, or get melted into ske...
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294: The Well of the Black Sun, Part 1 from 2021-05-18T16:00
Samson Jothem, Thamia, Li, K’ulkat, and Quewaris—wait, who let two bards into this adventure?—venture outside of Whitesparrow to a mining town that’s being vexed by strange attacks, both on the sur...
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293: The Dwarven Vault, Part 2 from 2021-05-11T16:00
K’ronng, K’ulkat, Ch’omasa, Samson Jothem, and Diendo Fatrabbit have pursued the wild animal attacks back to their source—an ill-fated expedition into an ancient Dwarven treasure trove! There’s gol...
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292: The Dwarven Vault, Part 1 from 2021-05-04T16:00
Dire Wolves roam the streets of Whitesparrow! Adventurers K’ronng, K’ulkat, Ch’omasa, Samson Jothem, and Diendo Fatrabbit are enjoying a nice day at the pub, but it’s all ruined by a spectacularly ...
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291: The Night Blade, Part 3 from 2021-04-27T16:00
Gwyndielle, Thamia, Quewaris, Carrocon, and Li have uncovered the home of the bandits known as the Night Blades. Can they infiltrate the organization and figure out its secrets? They seem like they...
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290: The Night Blade, Part 2 from 2021-04-20T16:00
Gwyndielle, Thamia, Quewaris, Carrocon, and Li have dispatched some bandits, but so many questions remain! Has the Night Lord truly returned? Or is someone marketing their banditry with his name? E...
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289: The Night Blade, Part 1 from 2021-04-13T16:00
A new season of adventures! A group of bandits bearing an infamous name threatens the town of Whitesparrow. Can five strangers—Gwyndielle, Thamia, Quewaris, Carrocon, and Li—help out the local sher...
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288: Silence Has Fallen from 2021-04-06T16:00
The battle with Baba Lysaga reaches its thrilling conclusion—along with this season of Total Party Kill.
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287: Oh No! Bad Vibes! from 2021-03-30T16:00
Imra unplugs a house. Pony goes home. Bruldish steps up.
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285: The Worst Piñata Party from 2021-03-16T16:00
Elavor talks to snakes. It’s grosser than it sounds.
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284: The Last Temptation of Goats from 2021-03-09T17:00
Elavor talks to goats. Crucible and Imra talk to a ghost.
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281: Were There Ever Chads in Barovia? from 2021-02-16T17:00
How do you talk to an angel? It is like trying to catch a falling star? It might be more like singing.
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280: How Steep Is this Hill? from 2021-02-09T17:00
Irena takes a swim. Elavor asks a mysterious character to dance.
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278: Blight Maple Syrup from 2021-01-26T17:00
The gang fights another evil tree, an…Aspen Assassin Balsa wood baddie Coniferous Cad Dogwood devil Evergreen evildoer Fearsome Fir Gruesome grove Hemlock horror Ignoble Ironwood Jungle jackal Kumq...
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277: The Wicker Strahd from 2021-01-19T17:00
The gang fights an evil tree. Or rather, a Wicker Strahd.
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276: Strahd von Zarovich: Dreamboat from 2021-01-12T17:00
A Wunderhorse vs four heese on a hill!
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275: The Hill I'm About to Die On from 2021-01-05T17:00
The gang finds a really, really, really big hill. Another party member gets a blood-related magic item.
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274: The Last Wine in All of Barovia from 2020-12-29T17:00
The fight against the blights and druids continues, and Elavor gets a bleeding stick.
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273: Dungeon Buddies! from 2020-12-22T17:00
The Dog&Pony crew meets some jerkface druids and their blighted pets.
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271: A Really Aggressive Salad from 2020-12-08T17:00
Elavor learns why he should trust the birds, and the gang heads off in search of wine.
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266: A Face Is a Map of a Person from 2020-11-03T17:00
It’s finally time to leave Vallaki! But first, a touching(?) family reunion.
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265: Skeletal Cats from 2020-10-27T16:00
The Dog&Pony Show returns, and it’s still Shocktober! What’s spookier than Barovia? A spooky, cluttered attic in Barovia. Spookier than that? A spooky, cluttered attic populated by skeletal cats! E...
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264: My Favorite Flavor is'Combination' from 2020-10-20T16:00
Our second run through“A Night in Seyvoth Manor”comes to an end. What’s in the flesh book? What surprise do the Mystery Wagon gang have in store for the vampiric dealmaster, Malthus Seyvoth? Will r...
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263: I Wish For Fewer Bones from 2020-10-13T16:00
A fleshy tome and a magic circle suggest a deal with a demon could be near. And pizza rolls might not be far behind. But if you’ve already made a deal with a vampire, does a demon deal define doubl...
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262: The Pizza Rolls Argument from 2020-10-06T16:00
When we last left the Scüpy Gang, they were entering the lair of villanous Count Mathus Seyvoth, who might be a vampire or maybe an umpire. 11 months later, it’s time to throw open the doors and di...
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261: Giant Bird and Associates from 2020-09-29T16:00
Will Dragonforge and all his associates make it out of Undermountain alive? Or will they die in bat-tle? Find out in this thrilling season finale!
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260: Lift a Frozen Dwarf from 2020-09-22T16:00
Dungeon, check. Dragon, check. That means we’re done, right? What do you mean,“elevator shaft full of bats”?
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259: Senor Wencas, No! from 2020-09-15T16:00
Dragonforge and Associates fulfil their contractural duty to encounter a dragon in a dungeon. Finally.
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255: The Log Is Nature's Abacus from 2020-08-18T16:00
Flessa plays with rubies. Riswynn plays with water.
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254: Quiverbottom and Associates from 2020-08-11T16:00
It’s the final countdown! For Pieter. And maybe others!
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253: In the Jaws of the Champion from 2020-08-04T16:00
This remake of that Sarah McLachlan song went to some dark places.
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251: Rubble Rubble from 2020-07-21T16:00
Dragonforge&Associates are back! They’re still playing 4th edition. They’re still in/under Undermountain. They’re still mid-battle. They’re still looking for a couple of rubies. And they still have...
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250: Ask the Dungeon Masters! from 2020-07-20T16:00
To celebrate our 250th episode, we take a break from playing and ask Scott, Dan, and Tony to answer listener questions!
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249: Very Special Holiday Episode from 2020-07-14T16:00
The Dog&Pony gang ends the season with a festival full of rain, a room full of dolls, an attic full of junk, and a door full of lightning!
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248: Backgammon in the Wine Gazebo from 2020-07-07T16:00
Never split the party! Unless you’re going to do some chores and take a furtive walk around town.
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247: Minotaur Maul from 2020-06-30T16:00
A shopping trip, afternoon tea, and a polite murder request. Happily, no flesh bag. Sadly, no book club.
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245: #hagfact from 2020-06-16T16:00
This episode is kind of like“Hansel and Gretel,”except there’s a bag made of human skin.
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242: Non-Fatal Arm Wrestling from 2020-05-26T16:00
These windows could use a little more garlic.
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241: Rictavio! from 2020-05-19T16:00
Our adventurers are off to scenic Valaki, and in the bar of the Bluewater Inn they meet some Very Interesting People.
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239: A Most Interesting Bone Ghost from 2020-05-05T16:00
We’re on the road to Valaki. Don’t go inside the windmill.
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237: Sad, Unfortunate, and On Fire from 2020-04-21T16:00
Which are worse, wolves or capybaras?
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236: Better Dead than Undead from 2020-04-14T16:00
What’s the right protocol for burying a vampire?
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235: Non-Union Ghosts from 2020-04-07T16:00
In Barovia, it’s traditional to have a pool party for the dead.
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234: Big Trouble In Little Barovia from 2020-03-31T16:00
It’s implied that you swapped urine. That’s what friendship means.
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233: Let's Bury the Burgermeister from 2020-03-24T21:28:19
The Dog and Pony Show returns! With the same dog…but a new pony. And new players! And a new DM! Please enjoy this trip to a tavern in Little Borovia, and watch Tony die a little bit inside in the s...
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232: Seize Him! from 2020-03-17T16:00
In this episode, our adventure comes to its end. A while ago, the Adventurers’Pyramid installed Calcryx the white dragon as the ruler of the Sunless Citadel, with Meepo as its right-hand kobold. Un...
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231: Food Pyramid from 2020-03-11T14:00
It’s good to learn things. Where does the Hobgoblin fit in the hierarchy of D&D monsters? If you’re killed by an arrow, does the second arrow really do damage? And how much blood can spill out of t...
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230: Surprised By a Shadow from 2020-03-03T17:00
Our adventurers have begun their trek back to the surface! But they’ve left so much destruction in their wake…and now they may have to pay the price. (Also, Furian’s curiosity gets the better of him.)
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229: Leveling Up from 2020-02-25T17:00
The boss battle concludes! The frog is dead! The tree lies in ruins! But not everyone will make it out alive! Who will survive? Those who remain will get an exciting trip to…Level 3!
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228: An Adequately Sized Frog from 2020-02-21T19:50
This is it! The beginning of the end! Our party enters battle with the evil druid, his monstrous tree, his two plant-zombie thralls, his twig blight army, and most importantly, his giant purple frog!
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227: Hey, Where's Your Frog? from 2020-02-11T17:00
Hobgoblins and twig blights and frogs, oh my!
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226: I'm Goblin Here! from 2020-02-04T17:00
Yes, the underground gardens of the Sunless Citadel are a beauty to behold, especially if you’re a fungi enthusiast researching for the Great Bugbear Bake-Off. But these ancient statues from a drag...
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225: Posh Bugbear from 2020-01-28T17:00
Our group’s meeting with Balsag Rogruk Bugbear is not going well. But have no fear, a park bench and an underground garden party are just around the corner.
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224: The Couch of the Garden from 2020-01-21T17:00
Does a pile of skeletons make a park bench? How fast is a rat at both moving and dying? Why should you never disturb a fire snake’s hole? Our adventurers learn the answers to all of these questions...
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223: You've Killed a Tree! from 2020-01-14T17:00
The Adventurers’Pyramid, having killed many goblins, now faces the wrath of Durn, their Hobgoblin boss. Can diplomacy save the day? Can Meepo? Can anything?
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221: Send in Meepo! from 2019-12-31T17:00
You’ve seen the dungeons, but what about the dragons? Our first-level adventurers get what they asked for in this episode, as they encounter Karylax, the ice dragon wormling. Will he welcome back h...
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220: Every Death Is a Data Point from 2019-12-24T17:00
Tragedy at the archery range! Can anyone save Meepo? Will an assortment of goblins pay the ultimate price? And what’s through that next door? (Hint: Probably more goblins.)
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219: Murder Sesame Street from 2019-12-17T17:00
With all the rats finally dispatched, it’s time to switch all our attention to Goblins! Will the Adventurers’Pyramid be charming enough to talk their way past another collection of Goblin guards an...
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218: This Fountain Counts Rats from 2019-12-10T15:30
Who wants to kill a Rat Queen? It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to leap into the fray and become the meat in a rat sandwich. Is Max up for the job?
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217: Reading is Fundamental from 2019-12-03T17:00
It’s time for the podcast that asks the question,“Why are there rats?”In this episode, Max discovers a fountain with a creepy inscription. Also our team meets—and kills—a whole lot of rats. Dungeon...
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216: Trust Me, I've Got a Plan from 2019-11-26T17:00
Max and Nox concoct a plan to fool a bunch of goblins. A surprisingly tall goblin guard makes an appearance. Many deception rolls are attempted. Can nonviolence really work, or is it all a folly? T...
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215: Combat is for Feelings from 2019-11-19T17:00
How many rats does it take to get to the center of a Sunless Citadel? Our adventurers find out, and then learn some important lessons about the dynamics of Kobold culture.
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214: Hit the Rat! from 2019-11-12T17:00
Our new adventurers are about to face their first combat situation, as a group of giant rats attack the party. Who will survive unscathed and who will be bathed in their own blood?
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213: The Best Adventures Start With Lies from 2019-11-06T21:00
Our adventurers visit a mansion to receive an assignment, participate in a team-building exercise, and climb down a rope into a subterranean gulf of darkness.
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212: Oakhurst&Beyond from 2019-11-04T16:15
We begin a new TPK season with an almost entirely new collection of players! In the small town of Oakhurst, many adventurers are gathering. Is there trouble on the horizon? Probably! Does the town’...
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211: Drugs are Good from 2019-10-30T16:00
The end of Shocktober 2019 is in sight, but rather than taking on the evil Lord Seyvoth directly, our adventurers have chosen to mop up a bunch of side quests, with the help of speed, steroids, and...
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210: The Ghost in the Gazebo from 2019-10-23T16:00
At long last Scüp and the gang have reached the top floor of Seyvoth Manor! But there are some puzzles to solve and sheet music to obtain before this adventure can reach its conclusion…
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209: Cool Ranch Blood from 2019-10-16T16:00
So many creepy mansion rooms for the Mystery Wagon gang to explore, so little time! How will they keep Fluffy and Henry from drinking from a blood fountain? What’s the message that a ghost in a mir...
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208: A Light Tinge of Evil from 2019-10-09T16:00
As Shocktober 2019 continues, Scüp and the gang continue fleeing a necrotic vortex, and then explore Seyvoth Manor’s equally spooky attic! Will this adventure continue to teach our players that boo...
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207: That's Not Billy from 2019-10-02T16:00
We return to our spooky second run-through of A Night in Seyvoth Manor, with a somewhat familiar, but legally distinct, set of characters. It’s time to venture up to the second floor of the house! ...
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206: Good Cop, Bad Cop, Handsome Cop from 2019-09-24T16:00
Enda the Rogue has been found at last! But there’s a task Dragonforge&Associates must perform before they can return to the hunt for Rutherford Urmbrusk. What could go wrong? [Dragonforge&Associat...
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205: A Closet Full of Corpses from 2019-09-18T16:00
This battle is the pits! No, really, there are two pits. Our adventurers use acrobatics, hypnosis, and arrows to attempt to subdue far-off enemies.
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204: Take Cover Behind Your Wizard from 2019-09-10T16:00
Dragonforge and Associates are reunited, and it feels so good. Also, it turns out putting your wizard in front of the party is not a smart move. We are starting a new TPK campaign and will be play...
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203: Our Cleric Has the Bloodlust from 2019-09-03T16:00
What’s the difference between a real alligator and a fake chicken? It’s an important lesson, but not as important as remembering not to touch the mushrooms.
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202: Snakes in a Turtleneck from 2019-08-27T16:00
Ask not for whom the scythe swings—it swings for thee. There’s also an unpleasant amount of vomit, and an even more unpleasant amount of snakes!
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201: Awkward Alligator from 2019-08-20T16:00
Statue mimics! Alligators! Spiderwebs! What could go wrong?
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199: Ooze on First? from 2019-08-07T16:00
Robot scorpion or not? How could a scummy pool be dangerous? Why are statues so terrifying? Very few of these questions are answered!
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198: I Think Your Elf is Broken from 2019-07-31T16:00
The other half of Dragonforge and Associates slowly unburies itself, meets two strangers, and then has some fairly typical sewer problems.
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197: Pitfall Situation from 2019-07-23T16:00
Rocks fell! Everyone maybe didn’t die! But who is left alive and awake from Dragonforge and Associates? Also, why does that lizard person look so familiar?
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196: Grifters Are Like Zombies from 2019-07-16T15:50
This room is really big. Our adventurers continue to battle rogues and scoundrels and possibly there might also be some lizard people around? There’s a lot going on. And stay tuned for the exciting...
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195: You'll Never Be Bandit 2 Now, Pal from 2019-07-09T16:00
This episode covers all facets of the underworld of Undermountain—scoundrels, kneebreakers, and grifters. Our adventurers try to rescue an urchin! And what would a Dragonforge adventure be without ...
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194: A Dwarf with a Hangover from 2019-07-02T16:00
Have you heard the good news about lycanthropy? Our adventurers visit with their new friends in the werewolf cult, who are very interested in signing up some new recruits. Also, our party gets its ...
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193: How Not to Be Seen from 2019-06-25T16:00
Which is better, diplomacy or intimidation? This episode might reveal the answer! And then we flip the map and spend a lot of time pondering the Z axis as our adventurers climb down a giant statue....
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192: High Fantasy in the Low Sewers from 2019-06-18T16:00
Proving that Tony thinks that no D&D adventure is complete without a trip to the sewers, our adventurers once again trudge through the sewers. Will Pieter fall in the sludge again? Will Olestran fo...
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191: Thieves Cant is a Beautiful Language from 2019-06-11T16:00
Watch out Undermountain, because the best team of adventurers-slash-sandwich shop promoters is back on the case! Dragonforge and Associates are still on their quest to find Rutherford Umbrusk, and ...
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190: Tepanyaki Vampire from 2019-06-04T16:00
This mini-season of Eglath’s Angels concludes with a deadly vampire battle, a powerful wizard, and a talking hammer.
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189: A Hug in the Darkness from 2019-05-28T16:00
Johnny Nine is alive! Our friends and their newfound Golem navigate turnstiles, boiling mud, and darkness. What’s in the darkness, and why does it want to hug Eglath’s Angels…to death?
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188: Golem Storage Area from 2019-05-21T16:00
Three dummies smash orbs in a locked room. Three bored adventurers wait in a hallway. Then there’s a riddle involving a flesh golem.
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187: Too Many Orbs from 2019-05-14T16:00
Our mini-season of Eglath’s Angels continues with a series of curious decisions. Flesh golems? No thank you! Creepy room full of suspended colored orbs? Yes please! And why do a dumb thing once whe...
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186: Not Much of a Mountain from 2019-05-07T16:00
Eglath’s Angels return! Your original crew of TPK knuckleheads is back, but they’re not on Athas anymore. In this special mini-season, they’ve been swept onto a different plane, where they’ll play ...
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185: I'm a Herder, Not a Fighter from 2019-04-30T16:00
In the thrilling conclusion to Dungeon Crawl Classics, the world’s foremost experts in elevators try to unlock the secrets of a strange new weapon and fight an ant man. Will they discover the truth...
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184: The Warning Birds from 2019-04-23T16:00
Our first generation of characters is dwindling! Which villagers will step up to the task, and how many caveman bodies will they have to step over to join our party? Doors will be opened! Lizards w...
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183: Snake Preview from 2019-04-16T16:00
Meet Chuck the Dwarf! He’s a flintknapper extraordinaire who’s going to help lead the party through more underground tubes than they’ve ever seen before. Plus, you won’t believe what kind of securi...
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182: A Million Nerds Skanking from 2019-04-09T16:00
An entire cave-dwelling village is mobilized to find the cause of mysterious smoke coming from the local mountain! Tony Sindelar DMs a new crew of characters as they journey from Hither to Yon. It’...
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181: Dragon vs. Octopus from 2019-04-02T16:00
This is it, people! The season finale finds our adventurers up against a terrifying black dragon after literally no preparation or strategic planning. Will they survive to reunite the dog with the ...
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180: Tenser's Floating Dog from 2019-03-27T17:07:13
The Dog and Pony team finally investigate the forge, then traverse a chain ladder into the depths of the caves. Ladders and bridges take a long time to figure out. After all that trouble, they’re r...
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179: I Don't Trust This Table from 2019-03-20T16:00
Now that Spurious knows how his go-to spell actually works, he puts it to serious, fatal use. Then the team goes on a wild Duergar chase that leads to a bathroom, a closet, and a secret tunnel. Thi...
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178: What Do You Smell Besides Corpses? from 2019-03-13T16:00
Our intrepid (or maybe just tepid) adventurers continue to explore the old Dwarven ruins. How many adventurers does it take to read a scroll? The answer is too many.
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177: The Room Really Ties the Rug Together from 2019-03-06T17:00
In the life of every party there comes a time to make a gruesome decision about how to defeat one’s foes. Though not every party can notice a rug and a suit of armor, but fail to notice an entire r...
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176: Wight Privilege from 2019-02-27T17:00
What happens when you ignore a warning sign? A really long, scary battle! But if you live through it, you just might finally get a long rest. And maybe meet a ggg-ghost!
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175: All Orc Poetry is Slam Poetry from 2019-02-20T17:00
The Dog and Pony gang investigate the forge, and learn some important lessons: Do not trust furniture, but do trust literal warning signs.
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174: Rope Me Once, Shame on Me... from 2019-02-13T17:00
Bruldish fights with her cousins, and we see a whole new side of Elavor. But will the adventurers ever find the forge?
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173: Hell Bent for Orc Leather from 2019-02-06T17:00
How many adventurers does it take to find a secret door? The answer is too many.
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172: Stalag-fight! from 2019-01-30T17:00
How many tentacles does a Roper have? The answer is too many.
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171: Mr. Roper from 2019-01-23T17:00
When is a flopping fish not just a flopping fish? When it’s attached to something that’s trying to eat you.
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170: The Secret of the Ooze from 2019-01-16T17:00
Will our adventurers finally get a long rest? How big is this cave system anyway? What can you do with two magic hands? Do skeletons have belongings? This episode brings you the answers to question...
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169: Bop, Don't Boop! from 2019-01-09T17:00
In this episode, our adventurers meet more stinky cave-dwellers, learn the difference between bopping and booping, and one of them swings their weapon at an empty square for some reason. Listen and...
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168: Tunnel Pragmatism from 2019-01-02T17:00
Successful cave exploration requires management skills, rope, and a truly epic weaponized hootenany
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165: Don't Eat Strange Bees! from 2018-12-12T17:00
Come for the orcs, stay for the bee-themed acrobatics.
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164: This Party Is Complicated from 2018-12-05T17:00
Deeper into the mountain we go! Remember all those warnings about orcs? They’re proven to be true! Also we learn where orcs sleep. (It’s beds. They sleep in beds.)
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163: Dog and Pony Show from 2018-11-28T17:00
It’s time to leave town and set out on an adventure! Having given up on their missing compatriot (for now), the party takes a chance on canine companionship and comes up with its official name at l...
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162: Our Monk Is Missing from 2018-11-21T17:00
They touched an orb! They barely survived Death House! (See Episode 105 through 112.) Now Imra and the people she saved are back, in a new adventure. Once again DM stands for Dan Moren, as Dan lead...
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161: The Cultists Aren't That Flammable from 2018-11-14T16:50:32
Trader Vi, Tyla, Jeff, and Sizzle Drop continue their quest to apologize to a cult. Will our heroes be thwarted by trick statues, a fire pit, and a Wario lookalike? How many cultists are still aliv...
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160: Official Mayoral Business from 2018-11-07T18:03:32
There’s a new DM in town! For two weeks, join Monty Ashley as he brings a group of travelers on an adventure to save a small town from the Cult of the Iron Scimitar.
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159: A Dog, a Priest, and a Brain Surgeon from 2018-10-31T07:15
Shocktober 2018 concludes in the cells beneath Seyvoth Manor! Will our adventurers find either of the missing children they’ve been searching for, or is it werewolves all the way down? Are books th...
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158: Ichor Cole Slaw from 2018-10-24T16:00
Into the basement of Seyvoth Manor! What manner of horrible things can be found in the underbuildings of a haunted mansion? How do you feel about tentacles—wait, don’t answer that. How about doors ...
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157: AirDND from 2018-10-16T15:55
Continuing a trip through a spooky haunted mansion, our adventurers check out some plants and then, against their better judgment and the advice of others, leave the vestibule and descend into the ...
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156: Send Me an Angel to Kill from 2018-10-10T16:00
There’s a library in Seyvoth Manor, once packed with books entertaining and informative. Now it lies in ruins, but a few magical books remain, with treasures and terrors in equal measure for those ...
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155: I'm a Bard! from 2018-10-02T16:00
It’s time for Shocktober 2018! We’re back in Seyvoth Manor, but not the one you may have heard before! It’s a new edition of D&D, a newly built version of the story, and most importantly, an entire...
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154: Yan-C-Bin Expecting Me? from 2018-09-26T16:00
The third season of Eglath’s Angels comes to a conclusion! The fate of the Howling Hatred cult is revealed! Omlol takes a journey entirely unlike any we’ve seen before! Many members of the party ar...
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153: Regdar's Unregulated School of Magic from 2018-09-19T16:00
A room full of mushrooms (again?) teaches our adventurers a valuable lesson about…something? It’s finally time to meet the leaders of the windy cult. And despite Regdar’s best advice to refrain, Ca...
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152: My Mom Raised Me Not to Lie to a Bird from 2018-09-14T01:00
Kenku are jerks. Our new friend is very wise for an undercover cultist. Our adventurers need to decide if they’re an ambulance service or not. (They’re not.) [If your episode sounds like Aleen is ...
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151: Hello from the Tragic Cavern from 2018-09-05T16:00
Presta is dead and her companions are all pretty horribly wounded, except for Carlos, who seems perfectly fine. Can this group of adventurers find their way out of these confounded caverns before t...
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150: That's My Clampy Hand! from 2018-08-29T16:00
The Iron King, at last! But will our plucky adventurers survive their battle with a giant rabbit with an even more giant mechanical claw? Either way, Gamma World ends now in this mega-sized final e...
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149: Unreliable Jetpack from 2018-08-22T16:00
Things are dire. Bobobob Joe is helplessly trapped in a laser grid and trying to remember his last words. E-84 is desperately trying to use its science skills to save the day. Can Carlos the giant ...
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148: Roll Dump Truck from 2018-08-15T16:00
A dangerous hallway. More robot security systems. There’s only one solution, and it’s Bobobob Joe putting his favorite toy at risk. This could be deadly for everyone if E-84 doesn’t execute one of ...
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147: File a Radar from 2018-08-07T15:30
So we knew that there would be robots. The whole idea was to find and stop the source of the robots. But there are so many robots! And only one of them is looking for a lab coat. Fortunately, E-84 ...
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146: Robot or Not? from 2018-08-01T16:00
This area is currently off limits, under orders of The Iron King. Visitor tours are on Tuesday. Please return then. Thank you for visiting Stupendico. Have a stupendous day! Get back to work, Carl!
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145: Dump Zone from 2018-07-25T16:00
Deeper into the tunnels go our adventurers, where they come into contact with some feisty robots and…do I smell bacon? Oh no, it’s more Roadhogs! They better hope they don’t get too close to Bobobo...
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144: Robotic Neutral from 2018-07-18T16:00
Machines vanquished and tables saved, it’s time to explore deeper into the realm of the Iron King, where there’s some tingly moss and nasty flying things.
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143: Death and Dying in Gamma World from 2018-07-11T13:45
As the quest for the Iron King continues, our adventurers face a roomful of angry badgers and one sinister buzzing machine. With their bodies in the kill zone and their backs against the only Ikea ...
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142: Daiquiri Whacker from 2018-07-04T16:00
It’s time to assault the tower from which the Iron King is sending his destructive robots. Can a zombie pig work as well as a fake ID? How horrifying is a bat-lion with laser beam eyes? Why are bad...
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141: Zom-bacon from 2018-06-27T16:00
Our adventure team stands on unsteady ground and battles some unpleasant badgers. Well, that’s not fair. Only one of them is unpleasant. Also, there’s a biker pig who has a really weird day.
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140: Bob to the Third Degree from 2018-06-20T16:00
Out of the post-apocalyptic wastes comes a brand-new band of adventurers—and a stream of mysterious, destructive robots, threatening the town of Town. Professor Rat sends a new team of interesting ...
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139: For Presta! from 2018-06-13T16:00
Battered and bloodied, our adventurers really want to be anywhere but where they are. How did we get in this mess, anyway? And is there any chance any of them can get out of it?
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138: Oh Man, My Mouth Tastes Like Goodberry! from 2018-06-06T16:00
When you’re at the bottom of a bottomless pit and you’ve got no hit points left, who you gonna call? Mr. Goodberry! And he…actually may not be any help. Good luck!
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137: Artisanal Gore from 2018-05-23T16:00
In which our adventurers break stuff and fall in a bottomless pit.
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136: Ha Ha! You're In a Cult! from 2018-05-09T16:00
Big wheel keep on turning, Carlos keep on running. We’re flute inspectors.
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135: Turn Left at the Shallow Graves from 2018-04-25T16:00
Heroic rescues, a murder hallway, and the big wheels keep on turning. You know, it’s just another day in Athas.
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134: The Best Diplomacy Ever from 2018-04-11T16:00
More Bugbears, more magic, more problems. Our adventurers make a few dozen tactical errors. But Carlos just wants to give diplomacy some time to work.
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133: Got Kank Milk? from 2018-03-28T16:00
In this episode Carlos wanders off once again, and once again nobody stops him. The healing properties of Kank Milk and its marketing opportunities are explored. Also, Heeeeeeere’s a Bugbear!
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132: Famed Flautists from 2018-03-14T16:41:10
Our adventurers abandon the Feathergale Spire and find an underground location in which they can continue to spread lies about who they are and what they’re inspecting.
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131: Not All Manticores from 2018-02-28T16:00
In this one there’s an awful lot of skulking around the Feathergale spire. Plus, who doesn’t love a hunt?
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130: An Auspicious Day from 2018-02-14T16:00
Our party makes its way to Feathergale Spire, where it turns out that it is the anniversary of the founding of the Feathergale Knights. Time for a big party! With appetizers! And probably trouble. ...
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129: Tattered Gray Cloak from 2018-01-31T16:00
The Feathergale Spire is a tempting building on the horizon. A dead body in a ravine intrigues Carlos. You know, the usual.
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128: Freedom! from 2018-01-17T16:00
Our adventurers haven’t been run out of town before, but this time it finally happens. Then they go on to Freedom, a town founded by slaves, and investigate the desert wastes in search of more clue...
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127: To the Sinkhole! from 2018-01-12T18:00
We’re quarry inspectors, actually. (This episode is not endorsed by the Kled Chamber of Commerce.)
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126: The Mul Who Cried'Boy' from 2017-12-27T17:00
It’s time to investigate the place where Carlos (who styles himself a hero) saved that kid, and then we’ll take a journey to the Cave of Floating Rocks to learn about the history of mining accident...
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125: He's Dead, J'ym from 2017-12-13T16:50:55
In the wake of Carlos opening a door that should have remained closed, the Bringers of Woe have come to bring the pain to our adventurers. Not everyone with a name will make it out alive!
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124: Rat Sandwich from 2017-11-29T16:00
The adventurers investigate the underground complex beneath Kled, turning up a magic rock and a serious vermin infestation problem. Also, Carlos carefully studies a closed door and nobody notices u...
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123: A Taste of Kled from 2017-11-15T16:00
In this exciting return to the world of Dark Sun and Eglath’s Angels, pottery is purchased and giant sinkholes are investigated.
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122: Batsbatsbatsbatsbatsbats from 2017-10-31T07:01
Shocktober comes to a spooky finale, at long last! Will our adventurers survive? What will be the fate of the two children they were tasked to save? Will Henry meet the fate of a Frankenstein (mons...
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121: United States v. Dracula from 2017-10-26T21:27:13
The final battle begins! Our adventurers take on vampire lord Malthus Seyvoth and his undead accomplices as our Shocktober adventure reaches its climax! Who will escape alive?
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120: Orbs McQuarrie from 2017-10-17T16:00
The journey through the creepy (and deadly) hall of mirrors comes to an end! But who will be left alive to solve the final math problem?
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119: The Mirror Has Two Faces from 2017-10-10T16:00
Deeper into the hall of mirrors! Our Shocktober adventurers grapple with some of their most terrifying foes yet: geometry and the possibility that they’ll need to solve a math problem. Plus energy ...
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118: Please Roll Clockwork Bird from 2017-10-04T16:00
For our third (and final!) spooky year, we return to Seyvoth Manor, where a crew of adventurers is desperately trying to survive a spooky house and rescue two children who have been kidnapped from ...
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117: Netflix and Kill from 2017-09-20T18:10
Omlol learns an important lesson about asking doors and chests if they are mimics…the hard way! Then our adventurers return to Kled to have interesting conversations with uninteresting townspeople.
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116: We're Hotel Inspectors from 2017-09-06T15:00
After a little more time annoying people in Kled, our adventurers head to the famed Trickle Rock Cave, where there is a little bit of trickling and a little bit of danger!
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115: Party in the Front, Stables in the Back from 2017-08-23T16:38:40
Our party invades the city of Kled, splits the party, starts a hootenanny, makes new friends, and does what they do best—which is apparently lying unnecessarily?
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114: A Chip Off the Old Rock from 2017-08-08T15:20
We were in the desert Everybody had matching tattoos Somebody rolled into our flock And we all saw a rock It wasn’t a rock It was a rock monster Rock monster
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113: Intimidate the Wind from 2017-07-27T03:53:43
In a bit of trouble with wind and templars, the adventurers of Eglath’s Angels take on a new mission to get themselves out of the city of Tyr for a little while. Turns out they’re just as bad at ly...
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112: This Is Turning Into a Death House from 2017-07-12T20:04:21
A final battle with greenery, and then our adventurers will try to escape from the Death House at last! But will the house truly live up to its diabolical name?
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111: Fake Cult News from 2017-07-02T05:18:17
Death House continues barreling toward its inevitable end! Will all our adventurers make it out alive?
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110: Not My Centipedes, Not My Circus from 2017-06-16T21:11:41
From a hugging wall come creepy, hulking ghoulish creatures ready to kill (or hug?) our adventurers! And then later there may be a crypt with a whole lot of bugs.
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109: The Legendary Hugging Wall from 2017-06-03T00:10
Death House resumes, and our adventurers must explore strange passageways, discovering deceptive items and even more deceptive walls!
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108: Tugging on the Orb from 2017-05-18T20:52:12
So there’s this orb, and it’s pretty shiny. Maybe we should touch it?
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107: Paladins Crying Uncontrollably from 2017-05-07T03:45
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grick. Also, Ghouls are not nice.
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106: A Little Dust-Up from 2017-04-20T00:54:54
The journey into Death House goes a little deeper, with creepy closets, creepy magical foes, and more creepy children!
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105: All Children Are Creepy from 2017-04-05T16:00
A new adventure begins! Led by Dungeon Master Dan Moren, our adventurers wake from a night by a campfire to discover a deserted town, a couple of creepy kids, and a suspiciously creepy mansion.
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104: We Wreck Everything We See from 2017-03-21T18:16:17
At long last, the final confrontation with the vampire lord! But will our adventurers’previous actions in the Undermountain be to their own benefit, or will they play right into their enemy’s hands?
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103: Cowering Behind a Wizard from 2017-03-08T17:00
Our adventuring crew approaches its final destination, the lair of the vampire lord. But first, a seemingly innocuous anteroom with two pools in it! Surely nothing bad can happen here!
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102: All Hands on Deck! from 2017-02-21T21:13:10
What happens when you put a dude in a Ding-Dong? What’s the most menacing sort of high-five you could imagine? Things get much more dangerous as you close in on a diabolical vampire lord…
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101: Please Avenge My Death from 2017-02-08T16:00
Pools and Ghouls! Creepy liquid and horrible wraiths and a surprising encounter with a Ding-Dong. The Undermountain dungeon crawl…er, crawls toward its climax!
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100: Ask the Dungeon Masters from 2017-01-31T16:00
In this special 100th edition, we take a break from the regular D&D playing to quiz all of our Dungeon Masters on questions supplied by Total Party Kill listeners.
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99: That's Why You Should Floss from 2017-01-24T16:00
Team Wraith takes the fight to Dragonforge and Associates.
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98: The Corpse Is Dead! from 2017-01-11T21:59:30
Dragonforge and Associates continue their winning ways and learn what“undead”means.
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97: How Deep Is My Dagger? from 2016-12-27T16:00
Can our adventurers outwit a group of flaming suits of armor? Knowing our gang, it’s a toss-up. Plus, a zen garden of horrors!
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96: What's Left of Pieter Dragonforge from 2016-12-13T18:20:58
So…a Gelatinous Cube, eh? Ate Pieter Dragonforge and Flessa, you say? Did anyone survive?
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95: Faraday Cube from 2016-11-30T19:43:09
You know what’s worse than giant spiders? The thing our adventurers find in the bottom of a pit, that’s what.
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94: Team Spider from 2016-11-15T17:00
The battle with the giant spiders continues, with Olestran battling his fear and the rest of the group battling the actual spiders. And when that fun’s all done, it’s time to search the room for tr...
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93: Very Briefly Poisoned from 2016-11-02T15:00
Dragonforge and Associates return! To battle giant spiders! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!
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92: Science and Other Sciences from 2016-10-26T15:00
Shocktober concludes for this year with a whole lot of magic books and an appeal to the Angel of Justice that doesn’t go as planned.
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91: Brain Genie from 2016-10-19T15:00
Our Shocktober adventure does the Monster Mash with an adventure in a spooky laboratory with a cabinet full of brains, a storage room that’s got more than meets the eye, and a secret attic altar wi...
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90: Toxic Vomit from 2016-10-12T05:30:24
Shocktober continues! Our adventurers grapple with a giant shambling monster made up of the body parts of various animals. Many things are regurgitated! Gruther is slammed! Arrows are let fly! Pris...
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89: If You Build It, Bats Will Come from 2016-10-04T15:30
Shocktober returns, and we return to Seyvoth Manor to continue our spooky crawl through a haunted house. Bats! Ghosts! Frankenstein’s Monsters! Shambling horrors! Who knows what spooky things we’ll...
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88: That's So Bahamut from 2016-09-20T15:40:04
Our adventurers get in a little fighting before the episode becomes a whole lot more philosophical. Also, they try to pawn all the hard work off on someone who isn’t them.
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87: Every Combat Begins with Kay from 2016-09-06T15:20
Helmed horrors conquered, there are ghouls to deal with. (Ghouls’Night!) They are not easy to deal with. But if they can be dispatched, our adventurers will be gifted with…a mysterious corpse?
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86: Seven Against Two Is the Best Odds from 2016-08-23T15:00
Dragonforge and Associates pick up after their Mummy battle, bind their wounds, and set out deeper into the crypt. Helmed horrors! Creepy lightning! Suspended skeletons! What an adventure awaits…(I...
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85: This Really Ties the Room Together from 2016-08-10T15:00
Dragonforge and Associates consider the magical wiring diagram of the Tombs of the Undermountain, but someone ends up crying for their mummy. (Get it? MUMMY!)
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84: Ding Dongs and Doolallys from 2016-07-26T15:00
The battle with the flaming suits of armor continues! And then our adventurers interrogate some very strange prisoners.
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83: Can We Crash at Your God's Place? from 2016-07-12T23:25
Now that the skeleton battle is over, we are welcomed into the Temple of Jergal by Brother Bathelby. There’s also a lot of listening at doors, life-sized chess, and some unpleasant suits of armor.
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82: The Door Softened Them Up For Us from 2016-06-29T15:00
Our adventurers come to the door of Jeregal’s temple, but not without meeting some resistance! Also, in a special solo session, we find out what happened to Acrid the Dragonborn when he disappeared...
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81: Ghouls'Night! from 2016-06-15T15:00
After the battle with the zombies concludes, our adventurers investigate the tombs of Undermountain and discover some other terrifying creatures.
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80: Between Two Sarcophagi from 2016-06-01T15:00
Our adventurers emerge through a trap door into the tombs of the Undermountain, in a room full of shambling zombies. Also, the party’s newest adventurer seems to be missing.
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79: It's Never Too Late for Pew When You're in the Sewer from 2016-05-18T15:00
The sewer battle with the Tin Dog gang rages on, but for how long? And when it’s complete, what happens then? Also, nobody tell Pieter Dragonforge how bad his backpack smells.
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78: Crossbow Friends! from 2016-05-04T15:00
There’s one place you never want to get in a knock-down, drag-out battle, and that’s the sewer. Unfortunately for Dragonforge&Associates, that’s just what has happened.
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77: A Rather Substantial Tab from 2016-04-20T14:52:56
The press of bar bills and a lead on their search for Rutherford Urmbrusk convinces Dragonforge and Associates to return to adventuring, with a new member of their party and a whole new way to ente...
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76: Where Do You See Yourself in Five Levels? from 2016-04-06T15:00
Hello, from a not-very-magic tavern! In this prelude to a new season of Dragonforge&Associates fourth-edition D&D adventure, we return to the Yawning Portal in the city of Waterdeep, just around th...
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75: Axe Punch His Face from 2016-03-23T15:00
Our adventurers reach the summit of the Ziggurat and have their final confrontation with the Defiler and a threat that could destroy all of Athas.
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74: Unguarded Crack from 2016-03-10T16:00
A fierce Mul gladiator (not Carlos) protects the interior of the ziggurat as our separated heroes struggle to reunite and defeat their enemies.
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73: Two Muls, a Defiler, and a Beetle Place from 2016-02-25T16:00
Eglath’s Angels conclude their encounter at the city gates and then journey deep into the city to explore a threatening ziggurat.
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72: Magical Selfie Stick from 2016-02-11T16:00
Our adventurers approach the gates and statues that mark the entry point to the long-dead city of Kaldinay. But a funny thing happened on the way to the Ziggurat…
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71: Strumming His Piccolo from 2016-01-27T16:40
Freshly out of their pit, our heroes regroup and journey back out into the desert to find the source of the shaquat beetles at Fort Melidor. Also, we learn what a group of cacti is called, and disc...
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70: Ways to Not Be a Beetle from 2016-01-13T23:49:29
The elemental magic-users seem to have what they want—Regdar’s crown—so you’d think the fight would be over. But our adventurers don’t know how to take“no”for an answer! There’s a dramatic transfor...
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69: Epic Hat Destiny from 2015-12-31T00:14:45
The underground battle for Regdar’s crown has begun! And before it’s over, things are going to get tough for our adventurers.
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68: Carlos, Have You Learned Nothing? from 2015-12-16T00:59:54
The battle with Carlos’s nemesis Morningstar is just the beginning of this adventure. There are accountants to terrorize and templars to badger! Will TPK turn into a courtroom drama? Anything’s pos...
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67: Is This Your Card? from 2015-12-03T03:55:28
Combat combat combat! The battle with the spooky, speedy psionicist continues, and Carlos meets an old colleague and isn’t remotely happy to see him. Plus Regdar runs out of spells and Omlol hears ...
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66: Descriptions&Doors from 2015-11-19T02:15
Our adventurers return after a long absence (for them, not you) and after remembering where they are, they spend a whole lot of time listening at silent doors and sneaking down hallways, while prep...
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65: In That Trunk Is Some Funk from 2015-11-05T03:28:47
We return to the world of Eglath’s Angels, as our adventurers continue to clear out rooms full of sleepy guards before attempting an assault on the source of the mind-control beetles.
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64: Have You Seen Billy? from 2015-10-28T22:01:54
Our Shocktober special concludes with more battles with plants, a speed run through the mansion as time is about to expire, some books, a chest, a Legend of Zelda reference, and more spoooooky ghosts.
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63: Root of the Problem from 2015-10-21T14:00
Our Shocktober special continues with two of the most terrifying things you’ll ever find in a haunted mansion: books and plants.
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62: Jam Cabinet from 2015-10-14T22:27:08
In part two of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, our adventurers attempt to get out of the cellar and into the mansion proper. What spooky spectres await them?
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61: Knee Deep in Bat Guano from 2015-10-07T15:00
In part one of our special four-part SHOCKTOBER SPECIAL, DM’s Dan and Tony take a new crew of five adventurers on a trip to a spoooooky mansion. (They may not make it past the front door.)
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60: Bedroom Farce from 2015-09-23T15:00
Bedrooms, sleepy guards in loincloths, and a whole lot of confusion. Just another day at the office for our adventurers? Not hardly! Today’s the day they meet Chad.
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59: The Murder Chute from 2015-09-10T15:00
Our adventurers are still in the midst of their midnight raid into the unaffiliated pottery outpost that they suspect to be the center of the operation that’s distributing mind-control beetles far ...
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58: Unaffiliated Pottery Outpost from 2015-08-26T14:00
The adventurers return under cover of night to infiltrate the pottery outpost and uncover, at last, the source of the horrible beetle infestation! But do they want to try to kill guards who are jus...
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57: Full House from 2015-08-13T23:22:21
The adventurers return to Tyr and go to a pub, which is exactly what you’d expect. But this pub has a Mul with some very important info that he’d like to provide—if something terrible doesn’t happe...
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56: Professional Monkey Paw Operator from 2015-07-29T17:00
In the aftermath of a horrible loss, our party struggles to stay alive against an onslaught of webbed and unwebbed Tembo. Is there any hope? Perhaps the slightest ruby glint…
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55: Too Many Tembo from 2015-07-16T00:24:30
With the caravan and the village of Red Obelisk behind them, and Scale back out of her protective bubble, our adventurers set off back to Tyr. Surely they wouldn’t have the bad luck to run into som...
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54: Beetles in Jars from 2015-07-02T05:00
Our adventurers continue their near-naked escape from beetles and cages and defilers and other nasty things in the desert. Also, a certain bedroom containing someone’s purple pants might make a ret...
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53: 1d8 Beetles from 2015-06-18T00:38:18
Trapped in a cage, assaulted by horrendous mind-control beetles, what can our adventurers do to save themselves?
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52: Dwarven Bards! from 2015-06-03T23:34:59
Our adventurers try to remember where they left their characters only to find themselves in the clutches of Bezrak and his terrible conspirators from House Shom!
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51: That's So Catapult from 2015-05-21T23:50:21
Our adventurers and their caravan continue their battle with the massive horde of giths. This episode contains: Fighting! Dead guards! Outriders! More fighting! More dead guards! Also: A catapult (...
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50: Swan Song from 2015-05-07T19:21:40
Omlol flees from his bar brawl! Will the party arrive in time to save him? Plus taunting from a caravan, bardic inspiration, Presta has bad luck, the catapult gets used (but not used well), and oh ...
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49: Do Giants Stack? from 2015-04-24T04:18:25
Our adventurers salve their wounds until the caravan reaches a desert settlement. Their suspicions about Bezrak lead them to engage in sleuthing—some of it successful, and the rest of it by Carlos....
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48: Chitin's Gonna Ichor from 2015-04-10T03:46:21
You may ask yourself, why is this oasis so plentiful? And you may ask yourself, why is this lady so beautiful? And you may tell yourself, this is not a beautiful tent. And you may tell yourself, th...
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47: War on Rugs from 2015-03-24T09:00
In the wake of Omlol, Katch’ka, and Regdar getting in trouble for their door-related shenanigans, Carlos, Scale and Presta take on the next round of searching the caravan for creepy beetles. Water ...
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46: A Door Killed My Brother from 2015-03-12T04:06:21
The three interlopers who broke the master’s door are under investigation! Can Carlos, Scale and Presta aid in their defense? The management of the caravan tries to unravel the events of our previo...
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45: A Night on the Caravan from 2015-02-25T01:34:32
Paramount Pictures presents the Three Athas Brothers in their funniest film yet! Or to put it another way, Katch’ka and Omlol and Regdar find a whole bunch of wacky ways to get into trouble while t...
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44: A Hat and Some Bugs from 2015-02-11T18:45:38
Our adventurers meet their new boss and set out with the caravan into the desert. Regdar attempts to show the worth of his MBA. Katch’ka startles his new co-workers with his leaping. And a glint of...
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43: 0 Days Since Last Death from 2015-01-30T01:03:14
We return to the strange world of Dark Sun and some of the characters from the first season of Total Party Kill! Fresh off their victory at the Face in the Stone, Carlos, Katch’ka, and Regdar are r...
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42: Turn the Slug Around from 2015-01-15T02:18:43
Our adventurers conclude their battle with Zarr and his (hob)goblin lackeys, and get some answers about Rutherford Urmbrusk and the Undermountain. Love maps? Check out Tony and Dan’s complete map ...
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41: Scorpion Rodeo from 2015-01-02T19:14:07
Our adventurers continue their battle through the scorpion kennel, and then force a final confrontation with Zarr.
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40: There's Always a Lesser Goblin from 2014-12-11T23:12:22
Kay returns, and our adventurers set out down a secret passage in pursuit of Zaar. Olestran finds a room he’s seen before. And one particular Goblin really drew the short straw.
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39: A Slug and a Nice Mint Julep from 2014-12-05T19:30:21
Son, I say, son, it’s time for our adventures to square off against Zarr, the gentleman boss of the southern dungeons. Hexes will be hurled, party members will be blinded, quarries will be sought, ...
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38: International House of Kobolds from 2014-11-27T00:56:48
Sluggy the spirit slug proves to be an amazing defense. Pieter Dragonforge gets it from all sides. Zaar is not impressed with the quality of his help. And the dungeon fills with more gas clouds tha...
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37: This Guy's From Grand Rapids! from 2014-11-20T21:31:24
Our party takes stock after defeating the Rage Drake. Olestran commando-crawls up a ramp. Pretty medallions are found. (And Steve’s memory of medallion-grabbing is validated.) We don’t check for tr...
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36: That Ship Has Sailed to Winch Town from 2014-11-13T02:13:51
Hobgoblins and Drakes, oh my! Is this the boss battle Dragonforge and Associates has been waiting for? If you wanted to see us deploy strategy and roll a lot of dice, at long last you are going to ...
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35: Undermountain Thanksgiving from 2014-10-31T18:25:52
Drowabunga! A mysterious stranger brings a fish feast to our hardy-but-exhausted adventurers. There’s much conversation, a little dice rolling, and Pieter throws a surprise party for an unwitting K...
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34: Time is a Flat Rat from 2014-10-18T04:13:31
Rats in a pit! Flessa climbs out, but the rats won’t be kept down! Our adventurers attack some vermin, meet a new friend, and inspect some rooms. Plus Olestran does some things with rope and some n...
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33: Should My Orb Still Be Glowing? from 2014-10-03T16:18:44
Dragonforge and Associates come around a corner to discover an entirely new room full of entirely new dangers! Melech and Pieter are clumsy lummoxes. A surprising feature of the new room is reveale...
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32: One Rat Deep from 2014-09-19T05:23:25
Our adventurers battle some goblins and ponder a stack of rats in the corner of a hallway. A clever goblin plan to trap our adventurers in an enclosed space has an apparently unanticipated side-eff...
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31: Blinded by Kobold Science from 2014-09-05T21:42:04
In this episode, our adventurers make a gigantic mess in a Kobold lab. A Kobold intern proffers his resume. Someone gets sparkly, like a Twilight vampire. Undermountain cubicles are disrupted. We m...
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30: Bone Throne from 2014-08-24T22:01:07
Our party confronts spooky floating bones above a spooky throne. Pieter covets a dead man’s hat. Olestran makes a nifty trick shot that nobody else wants him to make. Doors are checked. Sandwiches ...
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29: Don't Trust the Bugbear from 2014-08-11T03:15:31
What’s behind the door? Our adventurers discover a sleeping guard and a collection of prisoners alive and dead. When Flessa’s not trying to blame it on her rusty dagger, Pieter is consulting Paladi...
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28: 2 Legit 2 Hit from 2014-07-31T05:14:56
Dragonforge and Associates continues its clean-up of the Goblin and Kobold infested room. Flessa gets out her hammer, which leads to a series of jokes you might expect. A prisoner is rescued, and a...
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27: Rat Burrito from 2014-07-20T21:29
At last, our party meets up with actual, moving foes! Attempts at diplomacy ensue. Pillars are used as convenient forms of cover. And there’s a tiny personal tragedy involving a model train.
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26: Wiggle the Something-or-Others from 2014-07-11T04:45:40
Dragonforge and Associates continue their exploration of the eastern half of a corridor lined with statues. Pieter stands up. Flessa does some acrobatic moves. Riswynn professes her love of books. ...
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25: Death to All Statues from 2014-07-03T00:26:20
Dragonforge and Associates reach the bottom of the pit in their large basket and discover the horrors beneath. A survivor is interrogated. Bodies are thrown in the basket. A door is detected, its b...
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24: Garage Band of Heroes from 2014-06-25T15:00
It’s time for a new adventure with new DMs and a new party! When we meet Dragonforge and Associates they are hanging out on some bean bag chairs in Mr. Dragonforge’s basement in a comfortable subur...
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23: Spooky Hat Club from 2014-04-24T08:51:42
The adventure of the Temple of the Face in the Stone reaches its conclusion! But will our adventurers live to fight another day? Death-saving throws will be failed! Skill checks will be rolled! You...
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22: Who Knows Origami? from 2014-04-18T04:41:09
Our adventurers take stock, meet a new fungus-covered friend, discover the fate of the Red Cord mercenaries, and make their way back to the entrance to the temple, where they discover there’s one m...
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21: Warlocks and Door Locks from 2014-04-11T19:14
Our Carlos-caused battle with the mushroom people continues. Nobody will escape unscathed! Doors will open and close. A retreat will be sounded. One member of the group will be revealed as a macabr...
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20: Do You Know the Mushroom Man? from 2014-04-05T05:22:15
Our adventurers recover from their horrible wounds inflicted by the silkworm, take a rest, and then find the final room in this temple too intriguing to ignore. It’s all Carlos’s fault—he runs in w...
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18: Pick Out a Pretty Headstone from 2014-03-21T21:39
Our adventurers battle against the giant silkworm at the heart of the temple, and their lives are on the line. No, seriously, unless one of them makes exactly the right dice roll at the right time,...
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17: The Fightin'Sand Rams from 2014-03-14T19:58:46
Carlos is at the bottom of the pit, our party is standing in a doorway, and a giant silkworm is about to strike! This isn’t going to go well, isn’t it? In fact, Carlos, you might want to just stay ...
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16: Let the Best Mul Win from 2014-03-08T01:09
Our adventurers continue their battle with Nala the Girl-liath and Daroc the Mul, who is even more unpleasant than Carlos. There’s also some exploring, Katchka makes critical rolls for nature and l...
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15: Wraith Relations from 2014-03-02T01:00
The battle with the scaled guardians, zombies, and wispy wraiths continues amid the dead bodies and braziers. Asteron eats a valuable gem. We debate the pronunciation of gith. Carlos gets caught th...
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14: Don't Lick the Serpent from 2014-02-22T23:00:35
Our adventurers investigate snake chalk art, disturb some funeral urns, and discover that sometimes a room full of dead bodies is just a room full of dead bodies…just not this time.
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13: Plaintive Moos from 2014-02-16T23:38
Our adventurers enter a room dominated by powerful winds. (But enough about that burrito Regdar ate back at the tavern.) A creepy whispering fountain and creepier whirling dust devils can’t be good...
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12: The Orb Was Obvious from 2014-02-09T20:03:36
Our dungeon crawl through the desert temple continues. We poke some weird fungus with a stick and then investigate a room containing a very old knight. It’s like that scene in“Indiana Jones and the...
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10: Danger's My Middle Name from 2014-02-04T21:52:04
A choice between two different magical fountains, plus some zombies and an angry skeleton.
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9: Swimming Lessons from 2014-02-03T21:50:24
Obelisks with lightning bolts and a surprising encounter with marine life.
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8: Torn Between Two Obelisks from 2014-02-02T21:49:29
The stone temple finally comes into view, but it’s protected by two horrible obelisks that shoot lightning bolts.
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7: Enter the Minotaur from 2014-02-01T21:48:17
A new adventurer joins the party, and everyone experiences a terrifying journey through the sandstorm vortex.
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6: The Trouble With Eglath from 2014-01-31T21:44:40
Our adventurers finish their battle at the whirlwind, but at a somewhat horrible price.
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5: Sun, Sand, and Tareks from 2014-01-30T21:43:30
The battle by the sandstorm vortex continues, with Carlos on the move and unpleasant Tareks doing damage to our adventurers.
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4: Bone Javelin from 2014-01-29T21:42:13
Glass spiders and a horrific sandstorm vex our Dark Sun adventurers.
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3: Kank Merchant from 2014-01-28T21:40:23
After waking up in an alley, our adventurers outfit themselves for a trip deep into the desert.
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2: We've Been In Worse Situations from 2014-01-27T21:39:05
Amid a brutal battle in a market area, our brave adventurers try to hide behind a hot dog cart. It works as well as you might expect.
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1: Meet the Party from 2014-01-26T21:37:09
Introducing our party of five adventurers in the desert realm of Athas, as they begin their quest and get in a fight with some nasty dwarves. It doesn’t go well.
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