Podcasts by TPS Reports Podcast

302. Goblin Mode from 2023-12-06T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss going skiing, avalanche warnings, Doja Cat losing lighters, Oxford's word of the year, outdated slang, hobos vs. bums, stealing ice cream &...

301. Just Like A Kite from 2023-11-29T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss bums doing heroin on the sidewalk, rental insurance, rapping for old ladies, André 3000 flute music, Term's family on Family Feud & del...

300. Milking The Mayo from 2023-11-15T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's broken head, playing shorter sets on tour, Amy the manager, barking at the sound guy, trading shoes, throwing chairs & making a ...

299. All This Bullsh...crap from 2023-11-01T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental rapping like everyone's mom, famed afflictions, an interview with Yeat, time machines, getting the shaft, Dog the Bounty Hunter &...

298. Music League (feat. Dylan Grassl) from 2023-10-25T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Dylan Grassl discuss quitting stand-up, Mini M&M's, Sarah Sherman, keeping the heat on, body horror comedy, Bobby The Dog & going to ja...

297. Selling That Butter from 2023-10-18T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term booking a boxing match, Logan Paul's victory speech, bonafide hotties, the Nas trilogy albums & not listening to enough hip-hop. Listen

296. Expire Yourself from 2023-10-11T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Drake's new album, platforming controversial figures, Doja Cat wearing a Sam Hyde t-shirt, butt wiping feedback & Term's fight performa...

295. Clown Chaser (feat. Jarv) from 2023-10-05T17:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss the right way to wipe your butt, Acumental puking onstage, Term training with Team Rattlesnake, meeting Violent J from ICP, artist...

294. Doodie War Paint from 2023-09-27T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing at Fall Badfish, fingerboarding in hotel bathrooms, Biden fumbling an LL Cool J shoutout, Archie pooping in the house & Jona...

293. Home Dua Lipot from 2023-09-20T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss rapping for 4-hours on a livestream, being groomsmen in a wedding, the home depot beat, losing fingerboards, celebrity apologies & Dann...

292. Yada Yada Gucci from 2023-09-06T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss doing another livestream, walking on the sun, American staples, self-censorship online, using rap as a joke outlet & Seinfeld cast memb...

291 - That Boy Is An Opp from 2023-08-30T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss a surprisingly good show in Medford New Jersey, freshening up the setlist, Hertz rent-a-car, Joe Biden on Spotify & fans playing your o...

290. Hot Dudes Frick from 2023-08-23T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Fudge Rounds, fake farts, drunk stepdads, checking on your friends, championship belts & lots of movie references from the Junkyard Sam...

289. The Carrot To My Tomato from 2023-08-16T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the 50 greatest New York rappers, hanging out with old pals, eating carrots, Jordan Peele movies, The Wolf of Wall Street, snorkels in butt...

288. Kitty O’Flanagan’s (feat. Jarv) from 2023-08-09T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss going to a Lollapalooza afterparty, sleeping with dudes, garbage chairs, the allegations against Lizzo, Christopher Nolan movies, ...

287. As Good As Farts from 2023-07-19T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss watching the Juicewrld documentary, streams vs. sales, making 5 songs a day, plantar fasciitis, Lil Uzi Vert's album, Fiji water & lick...

286. Rubbing Elbows from 2023-07-12T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss bumping into Lupe Fiasco, tattoo conventions, killer bees, jacked nerds, Robbie Lawler's retirement & needles.

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282. I Dunno U Dunno from 2023-06-14T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss submitting music to hip-hop blogs, stick heavy crowds, Julianna Peña being a nerdy dork, Top 5 Tim Burton movies, switching between apps & ...

281. Low Down Bums from 2023-06-07T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss their new Mumble Rapper video, Meta Business Suite, location scouting, Big Willie Style, naming seven movies with "Seven" in the title, Dea...

280. Plumb Wasted from 2023-05-31T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Westside Gunn tweets, Glen Kuiper being fired, turning the clock back, meme culture, Mad Max, tour managers & deciding who goes first on a ...

279. Peter Brown Pause from 2023-05-24T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss going to a bachelor party in the Ozarks, Acumental pulling an all-nighter, reading the room, The Cure vs. The Smiths, broken chairs, being ...

278. Queef Fest ’99 from 2023-05-17T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss playing a private event over the weekend, arcade basketball, wackjobs, dream farts, rocking out on the highway, blown umpire calls & Can I ...

277. Dude League Museum from 2023-05-10T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss performing at Moonrunners fest, a baseball announcer saying the N-word, putting the coupe through surgery, dumbbells with legs, Black Thoug...

276. Shanked In The Clink from 2023-05-03T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss seeing Evil Dead Rise & String Cheese Incident, watching professional skaters, broken teeth, tallying bananas, Mickey Avalon's net worth, m...

275. Cooties&Rizz (Splash) from 2023-04-26T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss their recent shows with Badfish, discovering Yung Gravy, Desiigner jerking on a plane, Trump liking Ice Spice, little pockets, shaft hair &...

274. Blind Gary from 2023-04-12T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss airport protocol, the Dalai Lama asking a young boy to suck his tongue, Tone Loc's money man, dead billionaires, The Restrict Act & Kid Roc...

273. Public Idiot Number One from 2023-04-05T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss dog sitting at Ed's house, Joe Biden eating ice cream, drag queens, rushing the obits, changing grandpa's undies, the infamous Soundpony sh...

272. You Get A Pass from 2023-03-29T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Jamie Lee Curtis winning an Oscar, Dermot Mulroney, fake spiders, a UFC fighter coming out as bisexual & electric toothbrushes.

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271. Mouthful of Cabinet from 2023-03-22T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss covering rap songs, Billboard's top 50 rappers of all time, twitchy eyelids, Term's oral hygiene & a woman getting her nose bitten off by a...

270. Hotter Than Enchilada Dips from 2023-03-15T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss lighting the playground on fire, daily atrocities, Oscar winners, nervous terrorists, signatures forged in handcuffs & dealing with imposte...

269. All This Designer Got Me Drip Drip from 2023-03-08T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss UFC 285, getting mad at video games, more train derailments in Ohio, Ja Morant flashing a gun in the club & Chris Rock's new special.

268. I Need More Allowance from 2023-03-01T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Trump visiting East Palestine, Woody Harrelson hosting SNL, grabbing piles of dog crap, punching babies & marketing tight verbiage.

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267. Crash Wednesday from 2023-02-22T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss pooping in a box, NBA All Star weekend, pharmaceutical jingles, Salt Life, Term's nice blue eyes & the song formerly known as Butter Ball B...

266. I’m Having Some Voss from 2023-02-15T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss killing the emo intro, Term's freestyle, Jason Derulo songs, robot farts, Dennis Franz's butt & bike rage.

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264. Johnny Was A Bullfrog from 2023-02-01T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss predictable Louie CK outrage, Oscar nominations, The Last of Us video game, not washing your butt, big black dildos & outdated rap referenc...

263. Dweeb Face from 2023-01-25T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Brazilian UFC fans, slap boxing, Damar Hamlin's clone, Lou Gehrig's disease, Cujo & the Chips Ahoy song.

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261. Double Parenthesis from 2022-12-22T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the Teddy Hart documentary, Trump trading cards, crossword puzzles, Emily scrambled eggs, Dr. Frankenstein & favorite Christmas gifts.

260. Finger On The Pulse from 2022-12-14T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the Andy Frasco show, Twitter files, Elon Musk getting booed for 10 minutes, going on with the borophyll, burning the pierogis & the new Ka...

259. Morgue Guy from 2022-12-07T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's "awkward" vacation, police being jerks, banned words on TikTok, MGK at the AMA's, scootin' boots & leaving the stove on overnight. Listen

258. Dummy Head from 2022-11-16T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Drake's album controversy, Crimes of the Future, looking up confusing rap lyrics, loofas & falafels, Van Halen songs, respecting your penis...

257. The Purple Cactus from 2022-11-09T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Kyrie Irving, the upside of getting canceled, Aaron Carter playing with dildos, politicians being attacked, Sam Smith music & the Ghostbust...

256. Public Figure from 2022-11-02T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Jarv breaking his collarbone, Term seeing a UFO, Halloween party music, jacked Jeff Bezos, scoring takedowns, landing strips & defending Ka...

255. Chomo Groomer (ft. @jarvmakesmusic) from 2022-10-26T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss Term getting doxxed, Mia Goth, being gored by a bison, top 3 features dead or alive, doing bad impersonations & getting upset over...

254. The Blues Ballers (ft. @jarvmakesmusic) from 2022-10-19T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss childhood injuries, opening for Everlast, hanging out with comedians, rapping for Nate Diaz, sharing beds & terrible hotel interne...

253. The Floor Is Yours (ft. @jarvmakesmusic) from 2022-10-13T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss punk rock fight club, meeting pro skaters, Darren Carter "The Party Starter", tone of voice, having a crush on Dustin & talking ov...

252. Mud Runway (ft. @jarvmakesmusic) from 2022-10-05T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Jarv discuss Paris fashion week, new lawyers, PTSD situations, Jordan Peterson crying, scary stories & revising lyrics.

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251. Harry Styles Over Substance from 2022-09-28T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss snorting turds, the Harry Styles movie, big fake boobs, Carlsbad gap, top five Scorsese movies & bathtub farts.

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250. Your Guy Stinks from 2022-09-21T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss War of the Worlds, humping your bed, Post Malone falling on stage, rappers getting robbed, MILF porn & Kablooey quotes.

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249. Crossover Jerkoffs from 2022-09-14T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's butt cheeks, UFC 279, Dave Navarro music, professional whistlers, Gina Davis, movies with bad endings & whoopee circles for your bum...

248. Can I Borrow A Feeling? from 2022-09-07T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss MGK breaking a wine glass on his head, jerk politicians, standing ovations, ghost wipes, Derek Jeter & hooking up during good movies.

247. Bluey from 2022-08-31T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss presidential suites, faking monkeypox to promote your music, the Manti Te'o documentary, civil war violin, Goosebumps books & collaborating...

246. Toniiight (ft. @drewmantia) from 2022-08-24T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares catch up with Drew Mantia to discuss pizza spears, stabbing robbers, Gary Busey groping women, UFC 278, art form evolution & pursuing your spark. Listen

245. Rocket League Virgin (ft. @VantablacSOL) from 2022-08-17T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports Acumental sits down with Vantablac Sol to discuss gun violence, throwing art shows, knowing your own value, social media marketing, Andrew Tate & the best slas...

244. Cuddling with Baby Hitler (ft. @mr_fredo_music) from 2022-08-10T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares get drunk with Mr. Fredo and discuss MGK's tourbus being vandalized, stepping off, baby serial killers, farts in the face, "carbicide" & favorite r...

243. Yada Yada Bom Bom from 2022-08-03T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Beyoncé using an ableist slur, eating kangaroo, being less negative, unscented farts & having more patience in the kitchen.

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242. Platinum Elite Members from 2022-07-27T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss emo dancing queen, getting kicked out of a hotel, Max Cherry quotes, liking your own brand, watching porn with your significant other & Cou...

241. Blank Cream Man from 2022-07-20T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's trip to Austin, voting babies, drinking for the first time, climbing Mount Everest, Wu Tang songs & Hotkinkyjo.

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240. Bat Tree Game from 2022-07-06T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Louie CK's new movie, 2001: A Space Odyssey, the MGK documentary, bloody underwear, tattoo porn, "sperlunking" & Seinfeld trivia.

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239. Dirty Garden Girl from 2022-06-29T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Lizzo changing her lyrics, nerd rock, Koko the monkey, drug dealer girls, rewriting the constitution & good Lil Wayne rhymes.

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238. Honestly, Nevermind from 2022-06-22T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss chick music, putting rap lyrics on trial, making a documentary, water-powered cars, critiquing fan music & bottom friendly foods.

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237. The Jasmine of His Mind from 2022-06-15T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss UFC 275, robbing ATMs, TikTok celebrities, Justin Bieber's face, tornado warnings & population control.

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235. Puffing on the Zooties from 2022-06-01T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental getting Covid, watching lots of movies (*Old Spoilers @ 12:30*), J Dilla beats, monkeypox, microchips & Nissan Quests.

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234. That’s What’s Up Dude from 2022-05-26T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss their trip to Colorado, spicy tequila shots, "transphobic" jokes, blithering idiots, toxic relationships & Tony Hawk.

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233. The Gut&Eyes Move from 2022-05-18T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the new Kendrick album, breastfeeding, Hilary Duff, Acumental's movie ideas, Arby's milkshakes, underpants & changing your hairstyle.

232. Bean Bunging from 2022-05-11T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss late-night open mics, Saba at The Aragon, Balenciaga jackets, Luka Dončić, pivotal skateboarding moments, fight walkout music & The Soprano...

231. Dubai Porta Potty (A Love Story) from 2022-05-04T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Bud Light Becky, Lizzo's butt, Virginia barn burners, MGK returning to rap, kissing in the Metaverse & peeing your jeans.

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230. Term Got Scammed from 2022-04-27T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Ben Simmons, rappers and their guns, Mike Tyson, 2nd string TPS songs, the Birtation lady, good movie sequels & having penis arms.

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229. Last Week’s Episode from 2022-04-20T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss corrupted files, turkey head, whoopie cushions, night terrors, the Goosebumps song & Bulls playoff basketball.

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226. Jumbo Scron from 2022-03-02T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Jeen-yuhs on Netflix, seeing Tony Hinchcliffe in Michigan, commissioning tattoos, writing a screenplay, Saba's new album, Term's history of...

225. Bethany My Sweetheart from 2022-02-23T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Jackass Forever, Term's acting audition, 80's comedy movies, the first Victoria's Secret model with down syndrome, Crackumental's diss trac...

224. Bingo Card from 2022-02-16T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss hotel hot tubs, Adidas boobies, Ink Master, performing Paralyzed, British rappers, near death experiences & the Isiah Rashad sex tape.

223. How Dare You Be So Flippant, Man? from 2022-02-09T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss meth for Seth, dental hygiene, Hot Donna, turning shirts inside out, eating sushi, bidet attachments, having kids & the Val Kilmer document...

222. Free Speech Event from 2022-02-02T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss pushing P, Madonna's butt, Canadian truckers, protesting Spotify, joking about death, skate video soundtracks & the Crack Amico rap contest...

221. Six Head Itis from 2022-01-19T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the new Scream movie, a pastor rubbing spit on a guys face, semen supplements, TPS Tinder profiles, how to find new music & the "Paul is de...

220. Paper Cut Moon from 2022-01-12T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares drink whiskey and pay their respects to the recently deceased...they also discuss butt doctors, fight movies, throat goats & washing your bedsheets...

219. Palmer Cartney (ft. @VantablacSOL @drewmantia) from 2021-12-22T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares are joined by Vantablac Sol & Drew Mantia to discuss Cocomelon, Chance's wiener, Oscars vs. Grammys, film festivals, The Beatles "Get Back", James ...

218. Don‘t Tell Joey from 2021-12-15T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss modern Nic Cage movies, favorite WoWI songs, bandanas, crying babies, minor attracted people & Fogo de Chão.

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215. Island Boyyy from 2021-11-10T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the new Dexter episode, Skankfest recap, Astroworld, being rude to waitresses, weird Vermont laws, spluttering & best tour memories.

214. Bad Finger (ft. @jarvmakesmusic) from 2021-10-27T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares are joined by Jarv to discuss breaking bowls, Alec Baldwin, "sieges", producing your own music, Netflix protestors, funny vs. not funny & disagreem...

213. New York Minute (ft. @jarvmakesmusic @nahte_renmus) from 2021-10-20T13:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares are joined by Jarv and Nahte Renmus to discuss Kanye's new hair, kicking girls, fruity gangs, weird fetish porn & favorite horror movies.

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212. The Trauma of the Ouija Board from 2021-10-13T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss The Rock's rap debut, childhood stories, Malignant, rat traps, bareknuckle boxing & repressed memories.

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207. Red Flag Movies from 2021-08-25T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Everwild music festival, rollercoaster injuries, the gay voice, Legally Blonde, new Jeopardy! host, dating married women, wiping your butt ...

206. The M. Night Shyamalan's of Rap from 2021-08-11T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Mike Perry's nose, watching bad movies, white rapper insecurities, "incels", Terry Kennedy, Miracles Tones & rapping with a lisp.

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205. Doodie Lightening from 2021-08-04T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Facebook hackers, Woodstock '99, Dababy's apologies, British rock music, ayahuasca, Liar Liar outtakes & not paying your bill.

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204. Dirty and a Little Nerdy from 2021-07-28T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term getting coronavirus, poor customer service, stealing from children, Kill Tony, drunk fans, Madison Square Sharten & Facebook hackers.<...

203. It's Not Beautiful Everywhere, Henry from 2021-07-14T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Static X, Conner McGregor's leg, fisherman Fonzie, David Lynch movies & being less white.

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201. Squidward's Testicles from 2021-06-30T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss gas station pizza, renaming Lake Shore Drive, "Karens", racist murder porn, multitrack recording, sexy music & blumpkins.

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200. Perineum Sunning from 2021-06-23T07:00

In this bicentennial installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the 2021 XXL Freshmen, San Francisco theft, "Suns in 4", tanning your butthole, tub girls & Term's Unlistenable verse.

199. Bliggy (ft. @VantablacSOL) from 2021-06-16T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Vantablac SOL discuss sharing weed, trusting collaborators, battle raps, Chicago violence, 7th graders, dating coworkers, creative control & Jo...

198. Glove Department from 2021-06-02T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss reboot movies, Jim from The Office, Dave Bautista, Lil Dready, addiction, Misfits lyrics, entry level jobs & pulling your wiener out at the...

197. Gubble Da Guzzlers from 2021-05-26T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss speaking in movie quotes, poorly framed vinyl, Term's west coast vacation, Hooters, Charles Grodin, K-pop & beating rappers to the punchlin...

196. Flimsy Phony Fakers (ft. @dgrassl) from 2021-05-19T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Dylan discuss daddy me Snow, high school party memories, sounds dope / isn't dope, "Two More Dead" by The Ordinary Dawgs, dad music & Happy Kil...

195. Wasted Time, Wasted Life from 2021-05-12T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Sacajawea coins, the post office (again), Elon Musk on SNL, That Damn Michael Che, shot glasses, catatonic youths, ebony blaze & reverse fa...

194. Cooter Mint from 2021-05-05T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss buying new tires, NBA Top Shot, White House press secretaries, ghost ships, racist memorabilia, guitar tones, WWF memories & "accoutrements...

193. Banana Life Hack from 2021-04-28T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the post office, missing TV parts, broken legs, Oscar winners, Term's kleptomania, scary trips & doing stand-up comedy.

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192. Sound Person from 2021-04-21T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss blacking out, nectar collectors, super-centenarians, weird little flutes, doing impressions, Term's whiteness, stealing in your thirties & ...

191. Lead With A Compliment from 2021-04-14T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Jibbs, the ginger assassin, paying for porn, jazz flute, deodorant, big screen TV's, over easy omelettes & having a dicknose.

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190. The Lesser of Two Cringes from 2021-04-07T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Humpbakk Chunk, feeling your age, Bhad Bhabie, vaccine passports, Michael Rapaport, cannibalism, awkward work stories & potpourri.

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189. Big Mad from 2021-03-31T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss leftover sushi, bloody shoes, free donuts, mask enforcement, revenge movies, things to do while high & worst TPS songs.

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188. What The Gush? from 2021-03-24T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss pooping outdoors, pooping on the floor, pooping your pants, pooping in the river, movie references, soundproofing & Jack Harlow's Duke West...

187. Make Out Album of the Year from 2021-03-17T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the Grammy's, Oscar nominations, Woody Allen, college classes, reiki masters & the very nice interesting singer man.

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186. Basking in the "M" from 2021-03-10T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss stupid commercials, Burger King, vaccinations, Honeybus, David Fincher, "aloneliness", Dumb & Dumber facts and the 1-year anniversary of Wo...

185. That's Why We Puff Lye from 2021-02-24T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss cinematic integrity, McDonald's breakfast, NASA Mars rover, Patrice O'Neal, Daft Punk, diaper play, Woody Allen & douchebag bosses.

184. Tokyo Drifting in Tahoe from 2021-02-17T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the Hotel Cecil, Britney Spears, North Korean pranks, Larry Flint, Hillary Duff, Pooh Shiesty & Gina Carano.

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182. Girl Don't Act Like You Ain't Saw Me from 2021-02-03T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss MGK on SNL, wearing two masks, bowling, shoveling snow, blue balls & Kansas City BBQ.

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In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's landlord, Archie's bad trip, greenhouses, Trey Songz getting arrested, Gleaming The Cube, martial arts training & Interstellar....

180. Sabbatical from 2021-01-06T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's recent meltdown, MF Doom, Sam Smith, Drake, Mr. Bean, drinking too much & hospital bills.

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176. My Grandson The Loser (ft. @jarvmakesmusic) from 2020-12-09T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Jarv to discuss bonus tracks, making GIFs, Dr. Phil, Jack Harlow's album cover, Chance The Rapper being sued, promoting music & good ...

175. I Like Oshkar Peterson from 2020-12-02T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss this year's Grammy nominations, Frank Zappa, Jake Paul, Primus, memorable Twilight Zone episodes, gravity bongs & Run The Jewels.

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174. Armpit Fart War from 2020-11-25T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the 6ix9ine documentary, writers block, the Pope's Instagram, legendary music, EOM stories & rocking out at Bottom Lounge.

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173. The Best White Rapper in Chicago from 2020-11-18T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss miracle spring water, beefing in the studio, Sam Lachow, Black Ink Crew & being an insecure rapper.

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171. Two Big Handfuls from 2020-11-04T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the 2020 election, Opie & Anthony, cancel culture, Alex Jones, war vs. prison & Drake getting peed on.

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169. Macaronavirus (ft. @drewmantia) from 2020-10-21T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Drew Mantia to discuss the St. Louis riots, autotune, wearing masks, Cardi B's weird nips & sample clearance.

from 2020-09-30T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the No Foam video, worst TPS shows, buying books, meeting celebrities, NBA Playoffs, Israel Adesanya, swimming pools & losing your virginit...

165. Fiveskin from 2020-09-23T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss the new Bill & Ted movie, Acumental's soundboard, Term's cowboy outfit, face masks, circumcision & speaking in tongues.

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163. I Played 'Em Psychology from 2020-09-09T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss 6ix9ine, jerk stories, performing in Cincinnati, Hookers at the Point, quarters & Perry Mason. 

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160. Fred Robertson from 2020-08-19T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's 30th birthday, learning to swim, arthropods, zombie movies, the Broken Language house & smooth camerawork. 

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159. Jump Off A Bridge from 2020-08-12T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss WAP, power outages, Joe Biden, neutering your pets, carrots, risky keywords & Phillip Baker Hall.

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156. Full Blown Sprint from 2020-07-22T07:01

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Lone Elm whiskey, Zac Efron, bad horror movies, crooners, undercooked ribs & working (slowly) on music.

from 2020-07-08T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss unemployment money, extreme sports, Kanye 2020, internet trolls, battle rap, old horror movies & Term's dream UFC card.

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152. Kazaamdemic (ft. @dgrassl) from 2020-06-24T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Dylan Grassl to discuss Chris D'Elia, the number zero, Magnolia, Alpha Brain, drool & favorite bad movies.

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150. D'Elia Plaza from 2020-06-10T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss "kill whitey", wearing underwear, The Valachi Papers, reparation taxes, UFC 250 & favorite verses from each other.

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149. Human Life vs. Blank (ft. @VantablacSOL @melinarosie) from 2020-06-03T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Vantablac SOL and Melina Rose to discuss Lil Kev, looting, using your platform, reparations, loitering & being held to a higher stand...

148. The Keyword Is Mystique from 2020-05-27T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Future, Cameo, good impressions, sex music, tour stories & different album production mentalities.

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144. Apologies To The Listener from 2020-04-29T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Term's political theories, mass surveillance, The Palmer Squares diss track, reaction videos, bullying, Wikipedia & The Last Dance.

143. Puzzled Hood Rat from 2020-04-22T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Out of Shadows, Term's new hair, weird fan encounters, classic skate videos, old rhymes, sampled beats & digital censorship.

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142. Follow Me On LinkedIn from 2020-04-15T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss shutting your phone off, depression, trusting the news, Keanu Reeves movies, Boyz N The Hood & reading books.

Listen to from 2020-04-08T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares are joined by Drew Mantia to discuss crisis politics, unemployment, watching movies, Jay Electronica, Louis C.K. & the weight of gold.

140. Carrot Shaped Cake (ft. @remsy_atassi) from 2020-04-01T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares are joined by videographer Remsy Atassi to discuss collaborating on Bad Animals, making movies, eating mushrooms, coronavirus, coffee & cake.

139. Lungs To Bungs from 2020-03-25T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss their predictions from last week, spending money, God's algorithm, Tiger King, screenwriting, conspiracy theories, sipping shanties & Kiddi...

138. Boy Is My Face Red from 2020-03-18T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss COVID-19, canceled events, WoWI feedback, Knives Out, skunks & The Wood Brothers.

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137. Banana Clip Straight From The Zoo (ft. @VantablacSOL @rizzi_konway) from 2020-03-11T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Vantablac SOL & Rizzi Konway to discuss Lil Uzi Vert, Come To Daddy, Lil Dicky's TV show, vandalism, senior pranks & Pete Davidson. Listen

136. Crikey This, Crikey That (ft. @VantablacSOL @Will_is_Chillin @ness_pav17) from 2020-03-04T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Vantablac SOL, Will Is Chillin' and Ness Pav to discuss Opeth, Australian customs, Acumental's new dog, Gnarles Barkley, coronavirus,...

135. Good Idea Day from 2020-02-26T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Vanilla Ice, Jake from State Farm, Oscar winners, Royce 5'9, HBO shows & shaving your balls.

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133. Off The Artistic Roll Call from 2020-02-12T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss sponsorships, shaving your balls, Billie Eilish, Lil Tecca, HBO's Watchmen, the 2020 election & digital influence.

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132. Plethoras Of Mercy (ft. @drewmantia) from 2020-02-05T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares are joined by Drew Mantia to discuss the Super Bowl, James Bond, Ari Shaffir, boneyards & the most challenging songs to record.

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131. Particularly Human from 2020-01-29T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Grammy winners, Kobe, Lucky Quarter, entitled fans, alternate realities & the challenges of being yourself.

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129. Gourmet Cheeseburger With Tomato Chutney from 2020-01-15T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Meek Mill, best-selling music artists, Oscar nominations, Uncut Gems (SPOILERS!), True Detective & Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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128. Old Dogs from 2020-01-08T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss joining TikTok, NYE 2019, watching garbage TV, Golden Globes, Baker 4 & contemplating death.

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125. Shkraight Up from 2019-12-18T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss 21 Savage, Lizzo "twerking", Greta Thunberg, Simpsons characters & Home Alone music.

Outro song: "Too Slow" by The Palmer S...

124. Jay Z's Butt Lips (ft. VantablacSOL) from 2019-12-11T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Vantablac SOL to discuss Tyler The Creator, Juice Wrld, Noname quitting rap, The Shining & Doctor Sleep.

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123. Meatballs & Cannoli (ft. @RyanBurkett10) from 2019-12-04T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Floridian fellow Ryan Burkett to discuss fart knockers, AcKnowledge reaction videos, favorite comedians, basketball cards, Seinfeld q...

Urban Contemporary from 2019-11-27T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss YBN Cordae, Grammy nominations, Rhythm & Flow, rapping about Dragon Ball Z, placebo effect & Parasite.

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Mercury In Retrograde from 2019-11-20T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss going to the post office, free will, sharing unreleased songs, not dapping up & The Irishman (*SPOILERS*).

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Pair Of Plegics from 2019-11-13T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss smoking with family, teenage fads, swapping genitals, airplane mode, Rhythm & Flow, rapping over your track & forgetting lyrics.

Fellow Member Of The Clan (ft. @VantablacSOL) from 2019-11-06T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Vantablac SOL to discuss elbows, Halloween costumes, Watchmen, video games, VHS tapes, burping too loud & cultural appropriation.

Fan Appreciation Day from 2019-10-30T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Closed On Sunday, smoking gold joints, fan mail, performing in new cities & Déjà Vu lyrics...happy birthday Farrah!

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The Straightened Arrow (ft. @callmestevieray) from 2019-10-23T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Stevie Ray discuss taking mushrooms on the Las Vegas strip, casino gambling, shows vs. concerts, attempted robbery, coughing & firm handshakes....

Kickflip Withdrawals (ft. @callmestevieray) from 2019-10-16T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares and Stevie Ray discuss lost fingerboards, El Camino, sad strip clubs, annoying fans & Ac's wiener.

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It Aint Makin' No Noise (ft. @probcause @drewmantia) from 2019-09-18T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with ProbCause & Drew Mantia to discuss grumpy sound men, dirty plates, having sex with Rihanna, collecting CD's & favorite albums to work...

Accents, Slang, Regionalism (ft. @VantablacSOL) from 2019-09-11T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares catch up with Vantablac SOL to discuss Canadian border issues, commercial voiceover auditions, flat earthers, simulation theory & eating your own w...

Every Six Times (ft. @probcause) from 2019-09-04T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares meet up with ProbCause to discuss Red Rocks, DMT, GRiZ, Little Brother, Cardi B, Freddie Gibbs & Brockhampton.

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Owe Bum from 2019-08-28T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Hibachi, cute cousins, Chance's "owbum", Dave Chappelle, freestyling & breath control.

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TPS Reports Podcast 106 - Seceded My Expectations from 2019-08-07T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss speaking in movie quotes, Louie CK's I Love You Daddy, life after The Palmer Squares, throwing plates, patriotism & Twitter.

TPS Reports Podcast 105 - Hypothetically Many Scenarios from 2019-07-31T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Vic Mensa, The Big Day, Anderson Paak, The Sopranos ending scene & Once Upon A Time In Hollywood.

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TPS Reports Podcast 102 - Emperor Of The Illuminati (ft. @VantablacSOL) from 2019-07-10T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares catch up with Vantablac SOL to discuss the voice in your head, Gaspar Noe, getting pulled over, struggle dinners & being a "broke artist".

TPS Reports Podcast 101 - Vishnu Of The Nips (ft. @RyanBurkett10) from 2019-07-03T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Ryan Burkett to discuss Florida weather, signing merchandise, 6 Nips, catching mice & parallel thinking.

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TPS Reports Podcast 100 - Gift Givers & Bug Catchers (ft. @dgrassl) from 2019-06-26T07:00

In this very special centennial installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Dylan Grassl to discuss jerk chicken, moving in New York, Skankfest NYC, Louis CK & heated candles.

TPS Reports Podcast 099 - Not Even Worth The Fart (ft. @thebeliefcycle) from 2019-06-19T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with Drew Mantia to discuss Action Bronson, binge eating vs. binge drinking, gooey butter cake, creating Hall Of Famers & Suicide Boys. Listen

TPS Reports Podcast 098 - Crying Over Carol (ft. @thebeliefcycle) from 2019-06-12T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares reconnect with Drew Mantia to discuss the Paul Simon Freeway, losing clothes, UFC 238, Brian Hair-lacher & bed bugs.

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TPS Reports Podcast 097 - Master Z and Captain Ron (ft. @dgrassl) from 2019-06-05T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares catch up with their good friend Dylan to discuss misheard song lyrics, The Perfection (Netflix), waiting for the bus, pooping at music festivals & bad...

TPS Reports Podcast 096 - Yonder Martin from 2019-05-29T07:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Dababy, Chicago rudeness, Black Star, overrated TV shows & Citizen Kane.
Outro song: "October '16" by Sqvtch ft. Simone French
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TPS Reports Podcast 095 - The Belly Of The Meece from 2019-05-22T09:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss catching meece, zero tolerance policies, concussions, corny lyrics & rules for passing out.
Outro song: "Wobblesauce" by Barks
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TPS Reports Podcast 094 - The Bjorks Of Rap Music from 2019-05-15T09:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Acumental's life, Strange Music in Milwaukee, Umphrey's McGee, Taxis vs. Ubers & mentally unstable fans.
Outro song: "Cringe" by Chance Wa...

TPS Reports Podcast 093 - The Unforgivables (ft. @probcause) from 2019-05-08T09:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares sit down with ProbCause to discuss bidets, high altitude sickness, the choke out challenge, writing rituals & Michael Jackson.
Outro song: "Postca...

TPS Reports Podcast 092 - Win A Bagel In A Winnebago from 2019-05-01T09:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the boys discuss Mikey & Jenna, finger-boarding, Dane Cook & digging holes.
Outro song: "Walk" by Theoretic Bars
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TPS Reports Podcast 091 - Premenishka Ferdideet from 2019-04-24T09:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the boys discuss Lizzo, food poisoning, Indiana billboards, life before smartphones & the cold hard skreets of Chicago.
Outro song: "Space & Time" by Drew Man...

TPS Reports Podcast 090 - Meg's Locker from 2019-04-17T09:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the boys discuss Hollywood trends, porn collections, foreign rap battles, groupies & pre-show jitters.
Outro song: "Purpose" by The Belief Cycle ft. ProbCause...

TPS Reports Podcast 089 - Zap Your Ham Flower from 2019-04-10T09:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the boys discuss Family Feud lingo, professional wrestling, Justin Bieber, apologies & favorite foods.
Outro song: "My Friends and I Pt. 2" by GRiZ ft. Snoop ...

TPS Reports Podcast 088 - Therapy And Helmet from 2019-04-03T09:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the Squares discuss Nipsey Hussle, exercise music, Consumption Junction, Gardetto's & Us (SPOILERS! *1:27:00 - 1:33:00*)
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TPS Reports Podcast 087 - Come Home From With from 2019-03-27T08:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the boys decompress after a successful tour with a discussion about road doodies, holding the door, bird drones, bad bosses & smoking cigarettes. 
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TPS Reports Podcast 086 - Frickin Vaped (ft. @VantablacSOL & Skylar Craw) from 2019-03-22T08:00

In this installment of TPS Reports the boys sit down with Vantablac SOL & Skylar Craw to discuss getting jumped at a Ski Mask show, Thrasher Death Match @ SXSW, poo pics vs. peen pics & Hitler's mu...