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Chaotic good. Bad at math. QUEER AS HELL! Dungeon Master Noah Perito and players Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin lead this small-party D&D comedy/drama. In Campaign I, the unlikeliest of heroes, a teenage orc named Gorgonzola, sets off on an adventure to save the world of Feyfall and find her mom.
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Musemakers - Ch 3: Music from 2023-12-05T14:00
This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will the...
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Musemakers - Ch 2: Discipline from 2023-11-21T14:00
This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest b...
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Musemakers: Official Promo from 2023-11-11T00:15:10
We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers.
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Musemakers - Ch. 1: Comedy from 2023-11-07T14:00
CAMPAIGN II PREMIERE
Welcome... to MUSEMAKERS! The bombastic battle of the bards where two competitors, above the rest, will compete for the greatest prize in the multive...
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Musemakers: Session 0 from 2023-10-24T12:30:08
Come one, come all to the most bombastic battle of the bards that has ever graced the multiverse’s eyes, ears, and souls! This... is MUSEMAKERS! an intergalactic show where your favorite bards w...
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LOOSE THREAD: Battle for Driftin! from 2023-10-10T13:00
HARD CUT to the Mare Emara as we dive deep into what happened to Captain- sorry, Admiral Styx; Zola's pirate paramour, Cicirose; the crew of the Feralfree; and the floating city of Driftin, ...
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LOOSE THREAD: Battle of the Dragon Lords from 2023-10-03T13:00
FLASHING BACK... to Balderheim! Post-Zola and Erza's escape from Avaricci, we pick up with our two dragon lords, Anacra and Frigiditch (plus Frigiditch's most unhinged servant, Bikamint)...
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LOOSE THREAD: The Tournament of Tides from 2023-09-26T13:00
FLASHING BACK to months before the Campaign One finale... Join us south of the capital in the pirate city of S'bagliare, where Captain Styx and the crew of the Feral Free throw a battle-fren...
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The Afterlife: Campaign One from 2023-06-27T13:00
In this final (for now) episode of our usually Patreon-exclusive talk-back show, The Afterlife, we'll be chatting all things finale, and reflecting on Campaign One as a whole.
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Chapter One Hundred: Oh, Behold the End from 2023-06-13T23:00:36
As the end of the world draws near, our heroes hold tightly to the pain, the love, and the joy that make up every part of it. FINALE OF CAMPAIGN ONE.
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Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Rising from 2023-06-07T13:00:46
Days prior to the end of the world, the Smycolytes make good on a few promises, then begin to rally their forces.
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Chapter Ninety-Eight: Battle for Paddlewick from 2023-05-30T13:00:07
After strange dreams, the Smycolytes search for Cicirose; briefly meet Paddlewick's new ruler; and confront Lord Grimwald Tinderdick re: Trick's contract.
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Chapter Ninety-Seven: To Give a Gift from 2023-05-23T13:00:32
Reunited by the power of friendship, our heroes party before the world ends (and squeeze in a little heist along the way).
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Chapter Ninety-Six: The Lost Soul from 2023-05-16T13:00:24
With the Phoenix Flower finally secured, the new trio will need an old ally's help to bring back their fallen friend.
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Chapter Ninety-Five: Decay and Despair from 2023-05-09T13:00:13
The new trio searches for a rumored component that could bring back their ally.
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Chapter Ninety-Four: Things Left Unsaid from 2023-05-02T13:00:25
Marfin, Brigid, Zola and Trick return to the Material Plane, and catch up on all that they have missed.
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Chapter Ninety-Three: Forgotten Memories from 2023-04-04T13:00:19
In Marfin's laboratory, the trio clashes at last against Dean Flae Chantris and the forces of the Omni Malum. Marfin remembers something important.
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Announcement! Spring 2023 Schedule from 2023-03-28T21:39:57
Happy #TNTDTuesday! No new episode today, but here is a little information about our plans for the next month. We'll be back next Tuesday (April 4th) with the finale episode of this arc.
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Chapter Ninety-Two: The Inevitable from 2023-03-21T13:00:37
In the penultimate episode of our sixth arc, Smyte, Brigid and Zola delve the depths of Marfin's mansion, stumbling upon that which is... Inevitable.
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Chapter Ninety-One: Voidmaker from 2023-03-14T13:00:26
The knowledge of the void cannot be escaped.
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Chapter Ninety: A Familiar Face from 2023-03-07T14:00:20
The crew deals with Marfin's bouncer; later, they cross paths with an old foe and potential friend. Brigid returns to the site of a previous adventure.
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Chapter Eighty-Nine: Always Pay Your Debts from 2023-02-28T14:00:08
After a disastrous journey to the land of cheese, the trio goes on a door-opening spree, meeting more of Marfin's "friends" and raising further questions about his strange collection of demiplan...
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Chapter Eighty-Eight: A Sinking Feeling from 2023-02-21T14:00:42
After finding themselves floundering in the deep end, our heroes seek higher ground. Zola speaks more closely with NP.
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Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Pit from 2023-02-07T14:00:32
As time ticks on, Zola, Brigid and Smyte unearth some of the deeper horrors contained within Marfin's multi-planar mansion.
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Chapter Eighty-Six: Finders, Keepers from 2023-01-31T14:00:36
With the ghosts of their pasts close behind them, Brigid, Smyte and Zola search desperately for Marfin through the many rooms of his multi-planar mansion.
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Chapter Eighty-Five: Marfin's Magnificent Magical Menagerie from 2023-01-24T14:00:09
A world within a shop.
The trio delve deep into Marfin's Magnificent Magical... Multi-verse? in search of the mage himself, NP, the golden crown, and more answers regarding Marfin's...
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Chapter Eighty-Four: Nature's Wrath from 2023-01-17T14:00:31
Welcome to Arc VI of Try Not To Die! Zola tries to reach Brigid and Smyte as the Temple of the Wild comes under imperial attack. How will our heroes wiggle out of this one?
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Interlude - The Story So Far from 2023-01-10T14:00:57
Welcome... to the recap! Whether you're a dedicated fan or brand new to the adventure, we hope you enjoy this newly updated synopsis, which covers all five arcs of Try Not To Di...
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End of Year Wrap-Up 2022! from 2023-01-03T14:00:32
Thank you for all of your incredible support this year!
In this end-of-year wrap-up episode, we answer your most Frequently Asked Questions, and reflect on the last 12 months of Try Not T...
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Frostjoy Special: Movie Knight! Gnome Alone from 2022-12-20T14:00
When the Diddlepiss Family left on their Frostjoy vacation, they forgot one small thing... KEVPHIN!
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Patreon Bonus Sneak Peek: Interview with R. E. Levy of Tales From The Ridge! from 2022-12-13T13:58:41
Here's a teaser of Noah's interview with R. E. Levy, author and creator of Tales From The Ridge! They chat story-telling, world-building, and general nerdish-ness. Join our Patreon (or R. E. Lev...
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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Five: We Rise from 2022-12-02T14:00:22
In this thrilling conclusion to The Cloudcarver Caper...! the GAY LITTLE GUNS attempt to crack their way into the schematic library, all while fitting in an espresso before the big meeting.
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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Four: Kill Your Darlings from 2022-11-22T15:05:37
Hot off the back of a clockwork spider, the Glockheed Elites learn more about the mysterious Company O.
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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Three: Hey Besties from 2022-11-15T13:58:22
Ascending up the Eleviators, the Glockheed Elites search for even more exclusive access to even more mysterious floors...
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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Two: Glockheed Elites from 2022-11-08T14:17:49
It's a new day at Glockheed Industries! Levid shmoozes over coffee and pastries; Filou exceeds expectations in a new position; meanwhile two new freelancers begin to case the joint...
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The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter One: The Set-Up from 2022-11-01T13:00:43
Welcome back to Try Not To Die, and welcome back... to Auraelia!
In this mini-campaign taking place in the few days preceding Chapter Eighty-Three, two Acolytes of Mystra and two Glockhee...
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Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt II) from 2022-10-25T18:00:19
Everyone dispose of your water bottles in the provided recycling receptacles- it's time for Part II our MONSTER OF THE WEEK adventure!
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Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt I) from 2022-10-18T14:11:08
Welcome to the town of Scumside, where the scum is green, the druids serene, and there's a different monster every week....
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Book Club! They Came To Slay from 2022-10-11T12:59:40
HELLO! And WELCOME to TNTD's first official Book Club!
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Announcement! Fall 2022 Schedule from 2022-10-04T14:56:48
Thanks for your support as we take a brief break from releasing episodes to record our new mini-campaign: The Cloud Carver Caper! We will see you in November, and in the meantime there will be p...
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Chapter Eighty-Three: Shining Light Through the Shadows from 2022-09-27T13:00:54
Zola enters Hivërhome and seeks an audience with the Queens Noel and Giselle Shadowshine. Preferably before noon.
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Chapter Eighty-Two: Spilled Sap from 2022-09-20T13:01:39
Zola, her mother, and the Familiar Crew fight to protect their new acquaintances from the ghosts of Glaciel.
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Chapter Eighty-One: And Lost Again from 2022-09-13T13:00:37
Zola and her mother squeeze in a little recreational travel.
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Chapter Eighty: Lost and Found from 2022-09-06T13:00:05
Zola catches everyone up on the last eighteen years, and learns some lore... about herself.
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Chapter Seventy-Nine: Familiar Fields from 2022-08-30T13:03:45
Through the blustering snow and hail, Zola and Kala seek out their lost packs.
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Chapter Seventy-Eight: Obsessed from 2022-08-23T13:31:17
Surrounded by her greatest foes, Zola must engage in a tense round of negotiations.
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Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Path from 2022-08-16T13:00:02
Zola separates from Kunik, and continues on the path alone, towards her mother.
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Chapter Seventy-Six: Long Live Mozza Rella from 2022-08-09T13:00:28
Gorgonzola makes an explosive attempt at escaping Affinage, with Kunik in tow.
CW: Firework noises from 31:22 to 32:00
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Chapter Seventy-Five: La Cultura from 2022-08-02T13:00:30
Zola faces the remaining two challenges of La Cultura, before attending an eventful after-party.
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Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Chapter Seventy-Four: Returned from 2022-07-26T13:28:46
Zola has a night out on the town with Kunik, before she must prove her might, mind, and spirit in La Cultura.
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Chapter Seventy-Three: Those Who Are Forgotten... from 2022-07-19T13:00:45
Zola is brought in chains to Affinage: the refuge of the First Might. There, she must negotiate a delicate balance of power.
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Chapter Seventy-Two: The Cut from 2022-07-12T13:00:47
Zola finally comes face-to-face with her people: the Orcs of the First Might. Afterwards, she has a restless sleep.
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Chapter Seventy-One: An Important Message from 2022-07-05T13:38:30
Zola travels alongside the freed members of the Elvespionne, and wavers on her destination. Several important missives are shared.
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Chapter Seventy: First Contact from 2022-06-28T12:30:53
Gorgonzola is slow to make friends and quick to make enemies, as she crosses paths with some of the folk who call the Wildewinter Wood home.
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Chapter Sixty-Nine: Thinking Positively from 2022-06-21T13:00:14
Erza and Zola must make their escape from the collapsing Deathmonger's Den. Behind them, Pleebo pursues; before them, the Wildewinter Wood looms.
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OBSCURA: Pt III, The Casting Out from 2022-06-09T13:09:36
Camera Obscura: a darkened room with a small hole or lens at one side through which an image is projected.
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Announcement! Summer 2022 Schedule Update from 2022-06-07T13:03:45
Greetings, dear listeners!
Here's a quick update on our schedule for this month, and our return to the 5TH ARC OF TRY NOT TO DIE! We're grateful for your support during our break, and can...
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OBSCURA: Part II, The Unsculpted from 2022-05-31T13:35:17
Welcome back to Obscura: a mini-campaign led by DM Lisa Condemi and starring Noah Perito as Daisy!
Thrown back to the start of this looping dungeon, Daisy starts again. This time, she see...
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OBSCURA: Part I, The Sculpted from 2022-05-24T13:00:04
Welcome to the world of Cascus, where every twisted dungeon has another unexpected twist. Lisa dons their DM crown in this eldritch mini-campaign, and Noah stars as Daisy.
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BONUS EPISODE: Ashley's Conspiracy Corner from 2022-05-17T13:00:05
Grab your unflattering overhead light and “mantacles” (her words, not mine)... it’s time for ASHLEY’S CONSPIRACY CORNER!
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BONUS EPISODE: The Pigeodyssey (ft. Ashley Goodwin) from 2022-05-10T12:32:22
HELLOOO, and happy #TNTDTuesday! We're blessing the main feed today with a Patreon Content Surge from last November. This episode was released for our patrons shortly after Chapter Thirty-Fi...
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Announcement! Spring Schedule and Beyond from 2022-05-03T13:00:54
News of what is to come in the world of Try Not To Die! Thanks for all your support. :)
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Chapter Sixty-Eight: Heritage from 2022-04-26T13:00:48
ARC IV FINALE
Zola and Erza plunge into Anacra's hoard, in an effort to reclaim Erza's heritage.
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Chapter Sixty-Seven: An Eye for an Eye from 2022-04-19T13:00
Change burns in the heart of the Creatorforge. Can our heroes escape the frying pan to get to the fire?
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Chapter Sixty-Six: The Creatorforge from 2022-04-12T13:03:29
Zola, Erza, and the warriors of the Fallen Flame make a desperate push towards Mystra's fallen Creatorforge... and Anacra's flaming portal.
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Episode Sixty-Five: Parallel Planes from 2022-04-05T13:00
In a fiery plane far beyond Faefall, Erza and Zola get a new perspective on their world post-Malediction.
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Chapter Sixty-Five: Parallel Planes from 2022-04-05T13:00
In a fiery plane far beyond Feyfall, Erza and Zola get a new perspective on their world post-Malediction.
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Chapter Sixty-Four: Do You Dream? from 2022-03-29T13:00
After narrowly escaping Frigiditch's icy claws, Zola and Erza find themselves with a much bigger issue on their hands; a familiar and unwelcome face appears in the tunnels; and an opportunity pr...
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Chapter Sixty-Three: All I Have from 2022-03-22T13:00
Standing in the frozen maw of Frigiditch's lair, Erza and Zola must delicately negotiate their survival... and the Shard's.
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Chapter Sixty-Two: Flailure To Launch from 2022-03-15T13:00
Trapped at the top of Rimewyrm's frozen tower, Zola and Erza must come up with a new plan, and quickly.
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Chapter Sixty-One: Little Monsters from 2022-03-08T14:00
As they press further into dangerous Chromatica territory, Zola and Erza try to get on the same page regarding their... third party member.
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Chapter Sixty: Sick Tricks and Slippery Slopes from 2022-03-01T14:10:59
On an endless camping trip through the Ouroboros Mountains, Zola and Erza tiptoe around delicate topics. A run-in with some mountain-folk leads to things going downhill (literally).
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Chapter Fifty-Nine: Tales of Begehrenswert from 2022-02-22T14:00
With the city gates closed behind them, Zola and Erza begin their journey beneath the Ouroboros Mountains. The Shard expects an introduction; Erza recalls a tale of loss.
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Valentine's Day Special: Alright Angels from 2022-02-15T14:01:16
What could be scarier than saving the world? Filling out an online dating profile, I guess.
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The Ballad of Brigid: Part Two from 2022-02-08T14:00
Brigid and Baba Reishii fly towards Phaserot, in pursuit of a strange yet familiar stone.
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The Ballad of Brigid: Part One from 2022-02-01T14:18:58
Part one of a two-part canon special.
Far away from Zola and Erza in Balderheim... Brigid must convince her people to act against the threat of the Omnimalum.
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Chapter Fifty-Eight: Drinking Buddies from 2021-12-28T14:00
(CW: This episode contains some binge drinking. If that's not your jam, feel free to skip time-codes 47:40-1:13:43. Please enjoy your grog responsibly!)
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Frostjoy Special: A Fool's Errand from 2021-12-24T22:56:19
Last-minute gift-hunting on Frostjoy Eve? Really never a good idea.
We present to you our second annual Frostjoy Special... DM'd by Lisa!
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Chapter Fifty-Seven: D!ckbashers! from 2021-12-21T14:00
Continuing their one wild night in Balderheim, Zola and Erza make a potential faux pas. Next week's episode (Ch 58) will be our last story episode before the New Year! We'll be back with our second...
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Chapter Fifty-Six: What Happens In Balderheim from 2021-12-14T16:35:05
Erza and Zola live it up as they reach the inner streets of Balderheim. Familiar figures follow, as always.
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Chapter Fifty-Five: Balderheim Bound from 2021-12-07T13:24:15
Erza leads Gorgonzola through the gates of Balderheim proper; Zola keeps important secrets.
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Chapter Fifty-Four: Try Not To Lie from 2021-11-30T13:24:53
Zola fights to make it Balderheim in one piece, as her lies begin to falter.
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Chapter Fifty-Three: Frantic Farewells from 2021-11-23T14:00
Zola hits the books, then makes a break for Balderheim. Smyte has a change of heart.
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Chapter Fifty-Two: Truths Long Overdue from 2021-11-16T13:00
Zola finally checks out a couple books at the Erudite Study.
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Chapter Fifty-One: Back To School from 2021-11-09T14:00
Gorgonzola returns to campus with a to-do list and a study buddy; Kittle reveals her distracting invention.
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Chapter Fifty: Opening Up from 2021-11-02T13:00
Gorgonzola crash-lands back into the capital-- just in time for the Charcuterie Festival.
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Chapter Forty-Nine: Caught from 2021-10-26T13:00
....and we're BACK with Book Four of Try Not To Die!
Transported via plant, Brigid and Smyte find themselves far away from The Socket. An onslaught of Omnimalum forces fall upon Zola and ...
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Session 0: Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire from 2021-10-12T20:37:09
Far away from Zola, Smyte, and Aurealia... we meet Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire.
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Chapter Forty-Eight: I'll Be Right Back from 2021-08-31T12:23:39
Part II of Book Three's Finale.
The opportunity for escape grows at the heart of the Socket. Mystra receives a bevy of new acolytes.
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Chapter Forty-Seven: A Golden Opportunity from 2021-08-24T11:00
Part 1 of Book 3's Finale.
Stilton takes an early lunch while Brigid helps out a new friend; the squad finally attempts to free the prisoners of the Omnimalum.
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Chapter Forty-Six: Perfection Descends from 2021-08-18T03:49:19
Zola, Brigid and Smyte make their way towards the dark, imposing Pupil that lies at the center of the Socket. Stilton runs late for a business meeting.
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Chapter Forty-Five: Pandora's Box from 2021-08-10T12:12:16
Zola, Brigid and Smyte attend an impromptu appointment. Lunch will be provided.
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Chapter Forty-Four: The Best Laid Plans from 2021-07-27T11:00
Zola, Brigid and Smyte fight to free the captives of the Souldier project.
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Chapter Forty-Three: Twisted Machinations from 2021-07-20T11:00
Zola, Brigid and Smyte discover what lies inside the Omnimalum's arcane laboratory.
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Chapter Forty-Two: Me On Your Side from 2021-07-13T11:00
Dreams and the past weigh heavy on the trio as they wind their way into the fearsome heart of the Socket.
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Chapter Forty-One: Labyrinth of Lies from 2021-06-29T11:00
The gang navigates the grim alleys of The Socket. Zola and Brigid both make unexpected discoveries.
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Chapter Forty: The Socket from 2021-06-22T12:13:18
With the twist of a ring, the team infiltrates the crystal chasms of the Underdark.
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Chapter Thirty-Nine: Bobbleheads, Beef Patties, and Books, Oh My! from 2021-06-15T13:24:12
Zola, Brigid and Smyte trek deeper into the labyrinthine tunnels of the Omnimalum's lair. Along the way, they encounter some tchotchke. What a world.
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Chapter Thirty-Eight: Mind the Gap from 2021-06-08T12:00
Zola, Brigid, and Smyte descend into the sewers beneath the Sprawl. The path to rescuing Moss Peacewillow is riddled with foes—some old, some new.
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Chapter Thirty-Seven: Best Friends, Loose Ends from 2021-06-01T13:05:43
As Lord Achillion is kept hostage in the Drunken Drake, it finally rains. And then it pours.
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Chapter Thirty-Six: The Flames Grow Higher from 2021-05-25T12:00
The lights of the Drunken Drake go out on a Thursday.
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Chapter Thirty-Five: Stoking the Fire from 2021-05-18T12:00
An urgent matter has been brewing for days, and is finally brought to Zola's attention. A trip to Marfin's has mixed results. A new unauthorized caster arrives in Aurealia.
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BONUS EPISODE: Battle of the Babies! from 2021-05-11T12:06:21
[Autark Aurealius voice] Welcome to the Glory Pits everybodyyyyyyyyy let's battle some weird babies
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Chapter Thirty-Four: She Fell So We May Rise from 2021-05-04T11:00
Gorgonzola signs up for classes, then has several unexpected meetings. I mean, doesn't anyone use a calendar anymore?
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Chapter Thirty-Three: Intelligence, Practicality, Tenacity from 2021-04-13T12:00
A freshly re-Sharded Gorgonzola ditches the mausoleum life in pursuit of academia!
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Chapter Thirty-Two: For My Last Trick from 2021-04-06T12:00
Hot off the heels of a diamond heist, Zola and Smyte pursue Trick and the Shard. Join our Patreon community for the aftershow, bonus episodes, polls, music downloads, and more!
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Chapter Thirty-One: The Hall of Kings from 2021-03-30T12:00
Zola and Smyte journey deep into the Necropolis of Aurealia, in search of the collapsed Hall of Kings... and the shard.
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Chapter Thirty: Atone Through Action from 2021-03-23T12:00
Spoilers for The Prestige (lol). After losing control of her frenzy, Zola retreats to the underbelly of Aurealia.
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Chapter Twenty-Nine: Gorgonzola's No Good, Very Bad Day from 2021-03-16T12:00
Gorgonzola runs into an old friend on the train.
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Chapter Twenty-Eight: Big Orc On Campus from 2021-03-09T13:00
Showtime! Gorgonzola applies for night school, and Larry Dilbert is the victim of identity fraud.
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Chapter Twenty-Seven: Urgent Care Needed! from 2021-03-02T13:00
Gorgonzola goes to the clinic for her mutant rat bite! The Illustrious Capital Auraelia continues to be kiiiiiiiind of a bitch.
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Chapter Twenty-Six: Welcome to Aurealia, Kid. from 2021-02-23T14:00
Book Three!
Leaving behind Captain Styx, Cicirose, and the crew of the Feral Free, Gorgonzola makes for land, diving headfirst into an unclear future.
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Chapter Twenty-Five: The Finale of the Feral Free from 2021-01-19T14:00
Zola spends her last day on the Feral Free with her favorite crew members; a foul trick is played; and Captain Styx makes a gamble.
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Chapter Twenty-Four: The Torch Is Passed from 2021-01-12T15:00
Fleeing from the Kuo Toa and their underwater caverns, Zola and Captain Styx return to the Feral Free. Flambé proves she is more than a chef; Zola knocks on Cicirose’s door; and her dreams conti...
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Chapter Twenty-Three: The Casualties of Captain Styx from 2021-01-05T14:00
After Quince and Stilton are captured by mysterious, funny-sounding fish men, Captain Styx and Zola encounter a little more danger than they were expecting. Captain Styx hunts for tchotchkes, Zo...
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Chapter Twenty-Two: A Deep Dive from 2020-12-29T14:00
CW: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean)
Zola learns more about her mysterious past, Quince gets a sparring session, and Captain Styx continues to bewilder.
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Frostjoy Special: The Legend of Giorno Brina from 2020-12-22T15:00
Tis the season in Paddlewick, and someone is doing their best to ruin everyone's holiday cheer. Could this have anything to do with the man, the myth, the legend himself: Giorno Brina?! Sit back...
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Holiday Special: The Legend of Giorno Brina from 2020-12-22T15:00
Tis the season in Paddlewick, and someone is doing their best to ruin everyone's holiday cheer. Could this have anything to do with the man, the myth, the legend himself: Giorno Brina?! Sit back...
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Chapter Twenty-One: Ballistae, Bastions, Betrayal from 2020-12-15T15:00
The gang gets into some real deep shit with officers of the Golden Fist. Zola goes Spartacus, and there is a betrayal among the crew.
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Chapter Twenty: Trouble on the Horizon from 2020-12-08T14:00
Zola explores the upper areas of Driftin, the floating fortress/community in the middle of the Mare Emara; Captain Styx has a mysterious date; and Stilton gets some scritches from a new friend.<...
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Chapter Nineteen: Drift Away from 2020-12-01T16:02:39
After battling a horde of skeletons, the crew of the Feral Free lets loose with a birthday party; Cicirose gets a new parasol; and Zola finds herself a strange new place.
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Chapter Eighteen: Close to the Bone from 2020-11-24T16:36
After watching Scram and Stilton disappear in the hull of a ghost ship, Zola attempts a deadly escape; the crew of the Feral Free earn their supper; and Captain Styx has the worst case of the Mo...
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Chapter Seventeen: Ghost Stories from 2020-11-17T15:00
The Feral Free comes upon something mysterious in the middle of the Mare Emara. Zola pursues the subject of her dark dreams; Scram recounts a sordid tale; and the shard makes its presence known....
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BONUS EPISODE: The Music of the Show from 2020-11-10T16:46:45
In this sexy little bonus episode, Noah and Lisa run rampant without Shane's supervision and dish about all the music of Try Not To Die.
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BONUS EPISODE: Tourney of Terror! from 2020-11-03T16:23:55
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE TOURNEY OF TERROR! Our players go full gladiator mode and fight to the (un)death in this non-canon bonus episode.
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BONUS EPISODE: SpooQ+A from 2020-10-27T16:43:32
Thanks to our lovely listeners for offering up their questions to our sacrificial altar, and thanks to our (warlock) patrons who have restored our spell slots with their generous donations. You ...
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A Very Special (Spooky) Announcement from 2020-10-21T05:24:09
Due to some technical difficulties, a full episode will not be posted this week. But don't fret! You can check out a mini bonus episode on Listen
Chapter Sixteen: Game Night, Orc Fight, Dream Fright from 2020-10-13T13:00
It's game night on board the Feral Free, and our heroes are ready to blow off some steam. Scram does some sleepless snooping, the party participates in some beer pong and bottle battle, and Zola...
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Chapter Fifteen: Siren Songs Soothe All Wrongs from 2020-10-06T13:29:06
Battle on the high seas! Our heroes are thrust into a late night conflict alongside the crew of the Feral Free! Quince and Zola jam out to some haunting harpy vocals, Scram chars up some chicken...
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Chapter Fourteen: Good Friend Ships Never Sink from 2020-09-29T13:00
Picking up from where we left off, our heroes continue to learn the ropes of the Feral Free out on the open sea! Quince quickly becomes a party favorite, Scram makes amends, Zola takes a tumble,...
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Chapter Thirteen: The True Meaning of Friend-Ship from 2020-09-22T13:38:04
Our heroes continue to get acquainted with the crew of the Feral Free as they sail towards the capital. There's a lot of interior design talk as well. We're kind of multi-faceted if you didn't k...
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Chapter Twelve: All Aboard, Adventure Awaits! from 2020-09-15T13:00
Book Two.
We return to our unlikely heroes as they seek urgent passage out of Paddlewick. Scram has a last minute goodbye, Zola gets her tongue tied by a new face i...
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BONUS EPISODE: Q & A from 2020-04-07T14:49:30
In this Very Special Bonus Episode, Noah, Shane and Lisa answer your burning questions. SPOILER WARNING for the entire first arc!
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Chapter Eleven: First Loves, Last Goodbyes from 2020-03-31T13:57:55
Post-exile, the gang lives it up in Paddlewick for one last day- until two vivid dreams complicate the future....
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Chapter Ten: A Hero's Welcome from 2020-03-24T14:00
After returning to the the surface of Paddlewick, the gang must decide what path they will take. A tense meeting leads to a devastating ultimatum.
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Chapter Nine: Lather, Rinse, Repeat from 2020-03-17T19:00
The gang hatches a plan to escape the Underdark Fortress and return to Paddlewick without anyone being eaten.
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Chapter Eight: Squatter's Rights from 2020-03-10T14:00
After throwing Brizalla from her tower, the squad tears apart her office in search of Lord Eaglebottom's stolen item.
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Chapter Seven: Horrible Bosses from 2020-03-03T15:00
Zola, Scram, and Prya find themselves under the heel of a shady organization with questionable labor practices. Scram robs from the greedy and gives to the greedy. Zola gets a cool new pair of s...
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Chapter Six: All In This Together from 2020-02-25T14:55:23
Our unlikely heroes continue their journey into the dark fortress beneath Paddlewick. Zola and Prya bluff their way to the top, and Scram commits the most insidious crime of all--identity theft....
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Chapter Five: In The Dark from 2020-02-18T15:00
We split the party and everything is totally fine!
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Chapter Four: Ratatouille Rumble from 2020-02-12T00:01:03
The sewers beneath Paddlewick are filthy and rat-infested. Where is our tax money going??? Zola flirts with a clergywoman to mixed success.
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Chapter Three: Sewers, Shards, and Leaps Too Far! from 2020-02-04T15:00
Our party descends into the sewers beneath Paddlewick village while tracking some mysterious figures... A cunning plan of stealth and subterfuge is hatched, then immediately abandoned. Zol...
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Chapter Two: Healer Wanted from 2020-01-29T01:23:23
Zola and Scram jump out of the frying pan and into the broiler. Scram comes face-to-face with the bourgeois establishment. Zola might have the hots for a religious figure. DM Noah makes an...
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Chapter One: Paddlewick Problems from 2020-01-28T15:00
Book One.
Two strangers cross paths in the dead of early-evening and instantly become best friends! Scram gives a new meaning to the words "mommy issues." Zola ques...
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Welcome to Try Not To Die! from 2020-01-21T00:49:47
Dungeon Master Noah welcomes you to the land of Emaralia in this sneak peak promo episode! The cast and characters of Try Not To Die are introduced: Scram, a wily, middle-aged goblin on the run ...
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