Podcasts by Two Dry Guys
Every week, New York City-based comedians Justin Auslaender & Nate Borgman talk to vagrants, charlatans, and ne'er-do-wells about their hobbies and interests. They delve deep into the topic to find the humor.
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Episode 49: Swap from 2022-12-13T16:07:54
Nate and Justin enjoy a foghorn cocktail and drinking gin to stave off malaria. They discuss prisoner swaps, cabbies, and the furniture war taking place on 57th street between the French and the...
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Episode 48: Gobble Gobble from 2022-11-24T16:35:34
The Two Dry Guys drink a Corduroy cocktail and talk Turkey, Taxes, and urinals.
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Episode 47: Mixologist, UFOlogist, Apologist from 2022-11-12T00:11
Two Dry Guys welcome friend of the show @growupjoe to talk about fall cocktails, the Tardy UAP Report, working in a warehouse, and the giving of thanks.
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Episode 46: B*tch A$$ Steak from 2022-11-11T14:02
Nate and Justin discuss the NYC Marathon, juicing, turkey neck, daylight savings time, too much meat, and how to order amongst your betters.
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Episode 45: Douchey Documentaries from 2022-11-04T21:37
Nate and Justin reconnect after a long break due to Oktoberfest related complications. Justin talks all about his trip to Oktoberfest and Nate insults his family members and gets a little too dr...
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Episode 44: Summer of Whiskey #9 - The Breadwinner's Chair from 2022-11-04T21:23
Nate brings a Whiskey for once! It is from the Kings County Distillery and it is delicious. Justin and Nate discuss the farm distillers licenses, the Pope's chair, acceptable pizza toppings, wak...
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Episode 43: Summer of Whiskey #8: 3D Chess from 2022-11-04T21:04
This episode of Summer of Whiskey is coming to you after a long hiatus. Nate and Justin drink Nikka Coffey Whiskey and discuss New Jersey's approach to recreational marijuana, Oktoberfest, and h...
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Episode 42: Summer of Whiskey #7 - Taste of Taiwan from 2022-08-31T15:32:27
Justin and Nate try Kavalan Taiwanese Whisky, it is so delicious they decide to continue their support for all things Taiwan. They also discuss The Boss Act, job interview questions, and NYC del...
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Episode 41: Summer of Whiskey #6 - Rocky Mountain Goodness from 2022-08-18T13:13:09
The Two Dry Guys try Stranahan's Single Malt Whiskey from Colorado and are blown away by how good it is. Justin discusses feeling disdain from the youth. Nate talks about his trip to Florida, Se...
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Episode 40: Summer of Whiskey #5 - with an "E" from 2022-08-11T15:03:02
Justin brings in a bottle of Redbreast 12 Year Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey and discusses Irish Whiskey. Nate discusses his new "conflict resolution" method for resolving disputes at work. The...
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Episode 39: Summer of Whiskey #4 - Double Wood from 2022-08-06T12:27:16
Justin brought The Balvenie double wood and Nate comes through with another "Scam, Wham, Kablam" in his continued efforts to anger the illuminati. Another Two Dry Guys for the ages.
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Episode 38: Summer of Whiskey #3 - Rye Guys from 2022-07-26T17:50:23
This week the two dry guys discuss Rye Whiskey and taste Templeton Rye a/k/a Iowa's Good Stuff. They discuss Congresses big perv problem, "SCAM WHAM KABLAM" and Nate's hatred/admiration for the ...
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Episode 37: Summer of Whiskey #2 from 2022-07-08T15:32:18
The Two Dry Guys give Hudson Whiskey a shot and have differing opinions. Nate discusses getting ready for a 5k, being too fat to ride a jetski with his lady, and trying to determine what drugs d...
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Episode 36: Summer of Whiskey #1 from 2022-06-10T20:37:49
Nate and Justin sit down for the first episode of Summer of Whiskey to try Suntory Toki Japanese Whiskey. They discuss stoned sperm, "Death in Paradise", "Love on the Spectrum", coffee ...
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Episode 35: Towel Waiving from 2022-05-27T18:31:09
Nate and Justin sit down with friend of the show Joe Nami @growupjoe and comedian Mike Earley @earley_mike to taste Topo Chico, talk young love, alcoholism, and old timey jokes. Nate talks about...
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Episode 34: The Apex of the Curve from 2022-05-09T19:09:48
Nate and Justin record from Nate's cubicle to discuss bag tags, Shen Yun, publicly supporting Taiwan, and Nate's night at the theatre. This Week in Furniture is a Float Lab tank.
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Episode 33: Tuxable Events from 2022-04-22T17:55:20
Nate and Justin sit down for a no guest episode and discuss pens, Justin's decision to go dry for the month of April, making weight, getting wide, commodity purchases, foreign television, physical ...
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Friday Night Special #1 from Sweet Annie's NYC from 2022-03-26T01:53:02
Nate and Justin met up for an impromptu podcast from the bar Sweet Annie's NYC for this Friday Night Special #1. They talk about knee surgery, Nate's so called novel, kids birthday parties, and the...
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Episode 32: Deadstock or Rep? from 2022-03-16T01:01:46
Justin and Nate are joined by comedian and filmmaker Alex Payne @alexpaynecomedy to discuss Sneaker collecting, sneakers as fashion, rationalizing expensive shoe purchases, and sneakerhead lingo...
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Episode 31: Rebranding UFOs from 2022-03-02T02:53:27
Nate and Justin sit down with OG guest Joe Nami @growupjoe to discuss UFOs. Nate tries and fails to introduce a new segment involving an Almanac and recovers with a big hit in "This Week in Furnitu...
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Episode 30: Getting By On Sauce from 2022-02-24T16:52:50
Nate and Justin sat down sans guest this week to discuss dining out in NYC, jazz clubs, and WWIII. Justin makes and discusses a Margarita on National Margarita Day. Nate pulls a rope a dope in "...
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Episode 29: Women Be Swappin' from 2022-02-15T23:45:59
Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, actress, and writer Lauren Hope Krass (@laurenhopekrass) to discuss fashion, thrifting, and clothing swaps. Listen in and learn where to find the best plu...
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Episode 28: That's How Hype Trains Work from 2022-02-09T01:18:48
Two Dry Guys welcome comedian Brian Kim @briankimcomedy to discuss collecting UFC trading cards and electric scooters. Justin talks about the Americano Cocktail, how to open club soda, and drink...
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Episode 27: Cary Grant Is Not A Murderer from 2022-02-01T21:42:39
Nate and Justin are joined by Comedian Molly Kornfeld @molly_kornfeld to talk about old hollywood, Hitchcock, and Cary Grant. Justin makes the White Lady Cocktail 1.5 oz gin, 1 oz triple sec, 3/4 o...
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Episode 26: Singing - Lotta Honey, Lotta Scarves Indoors from 2022-01-26T00:32:06
Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, podcaster, and Long Island native Gabe Mollica to talk about singing. Gabe talks singing in theatre, voice lessons, his college a cappella group, and barb...
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Episode 25: Duration of the Beration from 2022-01-19T21:40:49
Nate and Justin are joined by comedian, podcaster, and author of Hello, My Name is Poop ...
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Episode 24: The Man Behind The Music from 2022-01-11T02:52:35
Nate and Justin are joined by comedian Dan Harumi, one half of the hit music duo Night Cream, to discuss music, making beats, and the practice of "winging it". This week in furniture is all abou...
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Episode 23: 3D Doughnuts and SMD Murals from 2022-01-03T16:41:42
Nate and Justin are joined by comedian Jacob Lie @jacobhlie to discuss 3D Animation, pandemic hobbies, bad teachers, Street Art, and a float in a sensory deprivation tank.
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Episode 22: The Eames Lounge Chair! from 2021-12-15T17:27:01
Nate and Justin move their podcast on up to the 10th floor of slightly midtown west and discuss furniture, redheads, and White Russians.
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Episode 21: I'm Runnin' Here! from 2021-09-25T19:03:02
Nate and Justin reunite to bring you the most boring podcast in the universe for the first time in over two years.
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Episode 21: I'm Runnin' Here! from 2021-09-25T19:03:02
Nate and Justin reunite to bring you the most boring podcast in the universe for the first time in over two years.
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Episode 20: Sequentially Meaningful from 2019-04-03T21:39:15
The Two Dry Guys reconnect after a long absence to discuss Nate reading legal documents for "fun", smelly delis, and summer chafing.
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Episode 19: Horse Girl from 2019-01-18T00:14:07
Nate and Justin are joined by horse whisperer and comedian Lizzy Cassidy to chat about her equestrian past. Justin makes a Derby Cocktail to kick off the episode and Nate can't stop talking abou...
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Episode 18: Lilu's Holiday Spectacular from 2018-12-25T17:01:47
The Two Dry Guys chat about the holidays, busking, stand up sets, and how to deal with budget airlines.
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Episode 17: Bald Hubris from 2018-12-25T16:36:57
Two Dry Guys shout out to some folks in McNairy County TN, Nate becoming a secret shopper, and being bald and beautiful.
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Episode 16: Dueling Orchards from 2018-10-26T02:04:19
The Two Dry Guys discuss fall, nostalgia and current events. Nate has never seen Ratatouille and Justin is transported to his youth on a dry patty of beef.
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Episode 15: Shelf Proud from 2018-10-13T16:28:47
The Two Dry Guys sit down in Nate's living room where Justin finally gets to see Nate's homemade bookshelf. They discuss apartment clutter, fall fun, and Nate's inability to get along with his c...
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Episode 14: Tastes Poor to Me from 2018-09-28T03:19:24
The Two Dry Guys sit down to catch up and get back into the podcasting groove. Listen in as Nate and Justin discuss the downfall of civilization, working class coffee, and the upcoming winter of...
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Episode 13: Bitters and Chicken Tits from 2018-06-04T04:00
Comedian Ryan Papazian joins @TwoDryGuys to talk hockey, drunken blue collar bosses, and self-help. Tune in and self help yourself.
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Episode 12: Mountain Folks Valley Folks from 2018-05-28T04:00
Grant Lindahl @gglindahl joins @twodryguys to talk about graphic novels and being raised in the boonies. Grant is an artist and graphic designer who created the monthly comedy show Art School Ac...
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Episode 11: Diablo and Dragons from 2018-05-21T04:30
Comedian AJ Thompson joins the @TwoDryGuys to talk about Dungeons and Dragons. Roll the dice and have a listen!
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Episode 10: She Wants to Go Fast! from 2018-05-21T04:00
The @twodryguys are joined by comedian and writer @maryacella to talk about her experience in alpine ski racing. Mary writes for Listen
Episode 9: The Booch from 2018-05-14T04:00
Comedian Michael Kerrigan joins the @TwoDryGuys to talk about Kombucha and gardening in NYC. Michael can be seen performing regularly at The Comic Strip Live and at his monthly show New Heat at ...
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Episode 8: The Duchess from 2018-05-07T06:38:11
Comedian Maddy Smith joined the Two Dry Guys to talk about seasonal fruits and vegetables and the food deserts she grew up in. Maddy is currently ranked #3 in The Stand Comedy Club weekly RoastM...
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Episode 7: The Modern Male from 2018-04-30T04:12:37
The Two Dry Guys are joined by Comedian @JamesNichols who talks historical train lines, aerial views of cities and his love of Dave Matthews Band. James is a member of the sketch group @the_clam...
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Episode 6: Orange Peel Whore Bath from 2018-04-23T04:00
Comedian @KaytlinBailey joins @TwoDryGuys to talk about the history of prostitution and her own experience in the oldest profession. She co-hosts The Old Pro Podcast, with Wendi Starling, and is...
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Episode 5: Yakuza Porno Shop from 2018-04-16T05:29:24
Boston Comic John Paul Rivera @johnpalrivera joins to talk model building and to disrespect organized crime.
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Episode 4: Pony Soprano from 2018-04-16T05:24:57
Comedian Colin DiGarbo @Colin.DiGarbo was addicted to P.C. gaming, but he’s totally fine now . . .
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Episode 3: Dominican Pour Over from 2018-04-16T05:22:27
Comedian Melissa Diaz @mels_missing joins the Two Dry Guys to chat about coffee and a crazy “trip” in Texas. Go see Melissa at Carolines on Broadway on Listen
Episode 2: Date-a-miner from 2018-04-16T05:16:56
Comedian and Writer Ginny Hogan @ginny2357 joins to discuss “This Is Us” and her history with data.
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Episode 1: Criminal, Health Nut, Happiness Guru from 2018-04-16T05:10:48
Comedian Joe Nehme @growupjoe joins the Two Dry Guys as their first official guest to talk about regulating brain chemicals and being an all around pillar of the community.
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