Podcasts by 301 Moved Permanently

Episode 70: Sex With Hamsters from 2016-08-27T11:00:06

Rob, Chris, and Nancy discuss the (now failed) medical marijuana proposition on this past November 4th's ballot in Florida, while Rob takes issue with what he describes as feminist propaganda in di...

Episode 69: Dolphins Rapists of the Sea from 2016-08-20T19:12:32

Rob and Chris are joined again by their friend Nancy in discussions about psychics, genital nomenclature, Honey Boo Boo and dolphin rape!

Episode 68: Hot Threesome Action! from 2016-08-12T13:15:59

Rob and Chris are joined by their friend Nancy and discuss polyamorous dating, Asperger's Syndrome, bad Christian TV, the Seventh Heaven sex scandal, and security breaches at the White House.

Episode 67: The Art of Taking Naked Selfies from 2016-07-31T11:00:15

Fulfilling a promise he made on our previous episode, Rob sends one very lucky listener a custom made nude selfie and spreads a little joy...

Episode 66: What's Fappening! from 2016-07-23T11:00:26

Rob and Chris sling the proverbial poop about necrophilia, the Islamic State, Joan Rivers unplugged and "The Fappening".

Episode 65: More Signs of the Apocalypse from 2016-07-16T11:00:12

The Think Tank behind TGWP grinds to a halt as the enormity of depressing news, from racial unrest in St. Louis to the tragic death of Robin Williams, evokes an uncharacteristically somber tone fro...

Episode 64: When the Fit Hits the Shan from 2016-07-10T11:00:30

In the wake of Ebola outbreaks, climate changes, and rampant Islamic fundamentalism, Chris announces that it's time we leave this crapped out planet behind and take our chances on the Moon.

Episode 63: Finding the Clitt from 2016-07-09T14:00:13

Episode 62: Buns of Steele from 2016-06-26T10:00:05

Episode 61: Pooping Cat Telekinesis from 2016-06-24T22:46:33

Episode 60: Now I Know Why the Caged Bird Stinks from 2016-06-12T11:00:17

Episode 59: Karaoke Death Placenta from 2016-06-11T15:08:07

Episode 58: Suicidal F#ck Bugs from 2016-06-10T12:18:20

Episode 57: Kate Upton's Boobs and Racist Old Dudes from 2016-06-06T11:00:03

Episode 56: Rob Pukes Up a Parasite from 2016-06-05T11:00:41

Episode 55: Ginger or Mary Ann? from 2016-06-04T11:00:23

Episode 54: Bipolar Vortex from 2016-06-03T16:51:05

Episode 53: God Hates Fred from 2016-06-02T11:00:18

Episode 52: Robot Sex Toys from 2016-06-01T12:36:47

Episode 51: Miley Cyrus Sex Tape from 2016-05-31T11:00:16

Episode 50: The Girl with the K Shaped Cornhole from 2016-05-30T11:00:17

Episode 49: Lunchmeat Love and Porno Horror Stories from 2016-05-29T11:00:14

Episode 48: Popeye and the Resurrection from 2016-05-28T11:00:19

Episode 47: Lies, More Lies, Lies, Lies, Lies from 2016-05-27T11:00:18

Episode 46: Killer Typhoons and Porcupine Vaginas from 2016-05-26T11:00:05

Episode 45: Backpage Hookers from 2016-05-25T11:00:14

Episode 44: Evil White Men and Their Problems from 2016-05-24T11:00:11

Episode 43: Diddle Me Duddley from 2016-05-23T11:00:15

Episode 42: A womb with a view from 2016-05-22T11:00:13

Episode 41: Taboos on the Loose from 2016-05-21T17:09:05

Episode 40: Name That Poon (the Musical) from 2016-05-19T11:00:07

Episode 39: Sin Smut and Godless Fornication from 2016-05-18T11:00:06

Episode 38: Nut Ripped Off By A Monkey from 2016-05-17T12:59:22

Episode 37: Kim Jong Un and Other Grumpy Munchkins from 2016-05-14T12:52:57

Episode 36: Batman Blunders and We're All Doomed! from 2016-05-14T12:48:26

Episode 35: Miley Cyrus and Rainbow Parties from 2016-05-03T11:00:12

Episode 34: The Penis Mightier Than the Sword from 2016-05-02T11:00:34

Rob and Chris receive a garbled transmission from the future, a phone call from their manager Barry Schwartzenhymen (who is imprisoned in a ROBOT prison sometime years from now) congratulating them...

Episode 33: Thought Crime and Medical Marijuana from 2016-05-01T13:16:58

Bird genitals, hidden clits, and disastrous Craigslist encounters kick off this classic Season Three episode of TGWP titled "Thought Crime and Medical Marijuana"....

Episode 32: Princess Mandy and the Word We Can't Say from 2016-04-30T17:12:30

Chris fucks the PC police right where they breathe and insists on saying the word no white man is EVER supposed to say on this third season opener of TGWP! Rob recalls shenanigans during a video sh...

Episode 31: The Shame Show from 2016-04-20T11:00:35

Chris apologizes for his infanticide heavy rant that closed out the previous classic episode of TGWP, vowing to exercise restraint and develop a sense of decency as he struggles to rebuild his tarn...

Episode 30: Man of Steel from 2016-04-19T11:00:03

Chris and Rob have a less than enthusiastic response to the Superman reboot "Man of Steel", while waxing nostalgically on the first two Christopher Reeve versions in this episode of TGWP from the S...

Episode 29: Give Jesus Back to the Martians from 2016-04-18T11:00:07

THWP's foreign news correspondent, dog reporter Shadow Stevens, reports via satellite from Turkey in this classic episode titled "Give Jesus Back to the Martians". Listen as Chris and Rob tackle Mo...

Episode 28: Free Pussy Riot from 2016-04-17T13:23:02

Episode 27: Lucy Lawless and the Planet of Dwarfs from 2016-04-16T11:44:20

If Pluto is a Dwarf Planet, shouldn't the first astronaut we send to it be Peter Dinklage? Chris and Rob figure out how to cut NASA's budget in half by using all midget crews in this classic episod...

Episode 26: Scotland's Twatt from 2016-04-15T01:53:17

Chris is delighted to discover that there's a settlement in the Orkney Islands of Scotland named Twatt!

Episode 25: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind from 2016-04-13T23:47:44

On this mercifully short classic edition of TGWP, Rob and Chris choke down McDoubles while discussing bestiality, Kitlers (Kittens that look like Hitler), and paying pros to poop on people.

Episode 24: Jailbait and Switch from 2016-04-12T23:41:47

Chris and Rob discuss toilet babies, Chinese stereotypes and Hitler's lighter side on this ill-advised tiptoe through the tulips called Two Guys Watching Porn. Listen as they open up a specially de...

Episode 23: Clitty McPeedribble from 2016-04-12T00:17:10

Chris and Rob talk about convicted murderer Jodi Arias, twisted sex dungeons, and pay a visit to the Tweet Bird in yet another classic TGWP! Also featured is a medley by Murdered by ROBOTS!

Episode 22: Lindsay Blowhan Celebrity Sex Doll from 2016-04-09T15:52:21

Episode 21: Murdered by Rob from 2016-01-25T21:09:34

It's a retrospective of Rob, the man, the myth, the misunderstood mental case, in today's classic episode of TGWP, set against the backdrop of the Boston Marathon bombings. Rob is arrested for publ...

Episode 20: The Book of Morons from 2016-01-07T03:06:21

In Episode 20 of TGWP, hosts Rob and Chris reflect on the curious link between JD Salinger's Catcher in the Rye and modern history's most famous assassinations, all while poking fun at religion. Fe...

Episode 19: Swallowpalooza from 2016-01-06T04:45

Today we dig deep into the TGWP vaults to revisit a special "unplugged" acoustic episode celebrating reaching our first 2000 listens. In between impromptu musical numbers, Chris quotes his favorite...

Episode 18: Apocarypse Now, North Korea from 2015-12-03T02:13:02

Back by unpopular demand, Chris and Rob return with yet another meandering classic episode of Two Guys Watching Porn in which they discuss the most popular internet porn searches by geography, and ...

Episode 17: The Wizz-a-nator from 2015-09-02T01:58:16

Episode 16: Citizenship Test from 2015-08-27T00:56:40

Episode 15: Mayor Bloomberg is an Ostrich Twat from 2015-08-22T21:13:31

Episode 14: Our Boners Belong to Amanda Nicole from 2015-08-20T01:22:32

Episode 13: Lindsay Lohan's Fire Crotch from 2015-08-18T23:51:21

Episode 12: Celebrity Death Traps from 2015-08-13T23:23:30

On today's classic TGWP, "Celebrity Death Traps", Rob and a heavily medicated Chris revisit their discussion about kinky sex killer Jodi Arias, and discuss other high profile news stories of the da...

Episode 11: Tossed Salads and MURDER! from 2015-08-02T18:30:59

Rob and Chris invite listeners to join them as they eavesdrop in on the twisted salad tossing sexcapades of convicted man-killer Jodi Arias, whose once private phone sex conversations are made avai...

Episode 10: Casey Anthony Naked from 2015-08-01T02:51:40

In today's classic TGWP, from way back on 02/12/2013, Rob and Chris continue their on-air love fest with the beautiful and sexy Amanda Nicole, host of the sex charged podcast The Amanda Nicole Show...

Episode 09: Cornbread Hoes from 2015-07-31T03:03:06

Filthy talking Amanda Nicole (of The Amanda Nicole Show) gives Rob and Chris a pornographic shout-out in today's classic TGWP, titled Cornbread Hoes and Kool Aid Pu$$y. Glory holes, auto-fellatio, ...

Episode 08: Cannibal Ventriloquists from 2015-07-28T22:53:01

On our second season opener of TGWP, titled Cannibal Ventriloquists and Robot Rape, Chris and Rob poke fun at religious insanity, from the hate-filled religious tracts by Chick publications to cree...

Episode 07: Hot Rocks&Flesh Eating Bacteria from 2015-07-28T00:56:32

Our first season comes to an end with "Hot Rocks and Flesh Eating Bacteria/Danger at Every Turn". Rob, ever the lazy newsman, forgoes any semblance of actual show prep or research by opting instead...

Episode 06: Jubilee from 2015-07-27T00:37:23

Queen Elisabeth II's Diamond Jubilee serves as the centerpiece for today's classic episode of TGWP. Rob and Chris choke down some burger meat and discuss a smorgasbord of topics including Asperger'...

Episode 05: Gay Marraige from 2015-07-26T12:46:11

Unbuckle your seatbelts and risk facing the wrath of the Lord with another classic TGWP. In today's uninspired episode, Chris and Rob forget to put their brains into order and let their minds rando...

Episode 04: Farewell Intercourse from 2015-07-25T14:42:19

Necrophilia = Free sex for people who dig! In today's classic grave-robbing episode of TGWP, Rob and Chris tackle Egypt's controversial proposed "Farewell Intercourse" law that would allow a marrie...

Episode 03: Vulva Boulevard from 2015-07-21T23:37:08

On today's classic episode of TGWP, Chris and Rob discuss inspirational women throughout history, while watching lesbian porn.

Episode 02: Pandora's Mirror from 2015-07-20T23:07:20

We continue to raid the TGWP vaults to bring you our second smut filled episode titled "Pandora's Mirror", named after one Chris's favorite adult movies from the Golden Age of Porn. Rob mines The N...

Episode 01: Ice Tea and Skittles from 2015-07-19T18:53:12

We revisit our classic episodes starting with the very first Two Guys Watching Porn, titled "Ice Tea and Skittles", in which my cohost Rob and I attempt to intelligently discuss the Trayvon Martin ...