Podcasts by Two Judgey Girls

TJG: RHOM Round Up! from 2023-12-05T08:00:05

We are FINALLY getting the chance to catch up with the ladies of Miami and we are LOVING them (well... all of them minus L*rsa...)! Miami Teresa aka Alexia and Todd may be having some marital pr...

TJG: RHOP // RHOSLC // RHOBH from 2023-12-01T03:16:33

Let's just prepare you for this episode as there are some HOT and CONTROVERSIAL takes...

We may be a day late but this podcast is filled with everything from the hot gossip at Kathy’s ...

TJG: Happy Thanksgiving! RHOP & RHOSLC from 2023-11-22T02:01:38

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! We chat on which housewives we would want at our table for Thanksgiving plus recaps of Potomac and Salt Lake City. We get to celebrate Wendy’s kids First Holy Communi...

TJG: Dinner Chat & RHOBH from 2023-11-16T05:11:04

Guess what? We're back! We discuss our dinner tonight plus Beverly Hills! The ladies continue their adventures in Vegas with $6k cowboy hats, elevator fights, and so much more. Erika is a breath...

TJG: RHOP & RHOSLC from 2023-11-15T03:26:24

This week we go to Ashley’s coastal chic housewarming party where she stirs the pot and changes new housewife Nneka's words around (it was the tequila!). The women immediately the love her and w...

TJG: HubbHouse Recap & RHOBH from 2023-11-09T04:45:34

Have you had enough of us this week or is it not enough at all!? With the release of HubbHouse on Viall Files, we had to listen and hear her side of the story. We chat about what was said, how s...

TJG: BRAVOCON & RHOSLC from 2023-11-08T03:56:36

Mary made it to BravoCon! Find out how she made it happen plus her full breakdown and all the Bravolebs she met! Plus we get a super-sized episode of RHOSLC where we manage to still defend Queen...

TJG: The Season 8 Premiere of RHOP! from 2023-11-06T02:15

The Season 8 premiere of Potomac is upon us! Did the producers tell these women to shape up or ship out?! Robyn is addressing all of the "incidents" with Juan that she hid last season. What does...

TJG: Winter House // Southern Charm // RHONY // RHOSLC // RHOBH from 2023-11-02T03:48:05

SO MUCH NEW CONTENT!!! We really mention it all this week talking about the Vanity Fair article, no BravoCon for Ramona (or us), plus Winter House, Southern Charm, and the RHONY Reunion. In Salt...

TJG: The Season 13 Premiere of RHOBH! from 2023-10-26T01:04:38

The Season 13 Premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills does not disappoint! We've got Dorit Retreat with her taking the women to Malibu to air out their grievances. Erika can’t help but doub...

TJG: The Season 3 Premiere of Winter House! from 2023-10-25T02:00

Season 3 of Winter House kicks off strong with a new cast from all over: Below Deck, Summer House: OG, Summer House: MV, VPR, and a new blonde girl. The house seems to be an even playing field f...

TJG: Southern Charm // RHONY // RHOSLC from 2023-10-18T02:33:17

Things we are excited about this week: Britney Spears' new book, Taylor Swift being our Roman Empire, Jessel in Rolling Stone and Southern Charm. The finale of RHONY was a last minute attempt fo...

TJG: Southern Charm // RHOC // RHONY // RHOSLC from 2023-10-12T01:00:16

So much Bravo, so little time! We chat all things Southern Charm, RHOC, RHONY and RHOSLC! Charleston seems like a VERY small town where everyone is involved in each other's lives. Would strictly...

TJG: RHOSLC // RHONY // RHOC from 2023-10-05T03:44:57

This is week we are unhinged (is this surprising anymore?!)! The trailers for RHOBH and RHOM were released this week and we are going to be fed this winter! We can’t get enough of Lisa Barlow ce...

TJG: Mary Got MARRIED! // RHOC // RHOSLC from 2023-09-29T02:33:54

Mary is back this week and she is MARRIED! She gives us all the details about her amazing day and the absolutely beautiful wedding that took place. We are SOOO happy for her and she made the mos...

TJG: Sister Wives & RHOSLC with special guest, Courtney's Mom! from 2023-09-21T03:11

While Summer Mary prepares for her weekend nuptials (YAY!), we are joined by special guest, Courtney's mom! Dee from HB joins us to discuss all things Utah with both Sister Wives and RHOSLC. We ...

TJG: The Season 9 Premiere of Southern Charm! from 2023-09-15T02:15:32

The boys (and girls) are back in town in the Season 9 premiere of Southern Charm! Somehow we just can't resist this show! Looks like the season will be surrounding if Taylor and Austen hooked up...

TJG: RHOA // RHONY // RHOC from 2023-09-07T03:57:27

We recap the RHOA reunion (a 3.5 out of 5!) where Andy Cohen is the real star giggling throughout, the RHONY women vs. Jenna, and RHOC in HD. Kenya “serving” Marlo with a blank document was cl...

TJG: Season 4 Premiere of RHOSLC! from 2023-09-06T02:01:36

Salt Lake City is back and it gave us the chills! Honestly, this season premiere was pure gold. We are literally fighting about taking baths! Mary Cosby is back talking about flatulence and is u...

TJG: SOS! Carl and Lindsay Have Called Off Their Engagement! SOS! from 2023-09-01T00:38:08

We interrupt your week to discuss pressing news--it was announced today that Carl and Lindsay have ended their engagement. We talk what we know, what may have happened and what could happen. Hol...

TJG: RHOA Finale // RHONY // RHOC from 2023-08-31T02:23:25

RIP to Summer Mary, it felt like we hardly knew her this year. As we mourn the loss of SM, we deep dive into the Bravo of it all. First off, what is wrong with B*thenny Fr*nkel? Ok now—What will...

TJG: RHOC // Summer House // RHONJ from 2022-04-08T01:45:19

We had a late release as we were waiting to talk all about the RHOBH trailer! We got chills and maybe one of us shed a tear. In Orange County the pretend bears were more welcomed than Noella. Is...

TJG: A March MANness Breakdown from 2022-03-14T00:43:27

March MANness is here! With Selection Sunday upon us, we break down the bracket and seeding, chosen by YOU! Will there be any upsets? Will this be the year Craig goes all the way? Will it be a S...

TJG: Summer House // RHOSLC // RHOC // RHONJ from 2022-03-10T06:18:47

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Don’t forget to pick who the Top 64 men are for March Menness (yes, we are rebranding), as Selection Sunday is just a few days away! This week we discus...

TJG: Summer House // RHOSLC // RHONJ // RHOC from 2022-03-03T05:33:17

It is March! And you know what that means: the best time of the year is upon us! We can't wait for March Madness and see who you all vote for as the Hottest Bravoleb! (Next week you will choose ...

TJG: RHOSLC Season 2 Finale! from 2022-02-21T22:24:40

TJG is together in Huntington Beach! We debrief the RHOSLC finale and chat all things Whitney seducing Justin and making us feel uncomfortable, Lisa and her Saved by the Bell Vida Food Court chi...

TJG: Summer House // RHONJ // RHOC from 2022-02-17T05:29:20

Did you miss us? We missed you! We spend about 40 minutes catching up on all things Bravo: what’s happening with Kathy Hilton, Jen Shah’s trial, and it’s snowing in Pasadena! We commend Summer H...

TJG: Ep256: RHOSLC from 2022-02-07T03:01

We are coming to you early this week with our RHOSLC recap. Is Zion the best cast trip of all time? Lisa Barlow becomes unhinged, security is brought in, and Jen Shah wants her popcorn for it. D...

TJG: Ep255: Summer House // RHOC // RHOSLC from 2022-02-03T03:10:52

We head back to the Hamptons to see our Craigy gaslight Paige and call Lindsay a loser (this will get you second place in March Madness, Craig--watch it!), find out why Kyle feels $4 million of ...

TJG: Ep254: RHONJ Season Premiere from 2022-02-02T02:01:04

RHONJ is back, baby! Teresa is in love and moving in with Louis. Her girls aren't happy with Joe Gorga and the things he's said about their father. Is he the bad guy?! Jennifer has made up with ...

TJG: Ep253: VPR // Summer House // RHOC from 2022-01-27T05:53:51

How could Bravo do this to us question mark by not giving us RHOC this week?! Instead we said goodbye to VPR as we got to watch the two-part reunion two days in a row. This is how reunions shoul...

TJG: Ep252: VPR // RHOC // RHOSLC from 2022-01-20T06:38:08

This week we deep dive the VPR finale engagement party. We were so impressed with James relatively keeping his cool while finding out that Brock and Scheana were trying to get married on the sam...

TJG: Ep251: Summer House Premiere from 2022-01-18T03:01:49

Summer House is back! Season 6 kicks off strong with Kymanda fighting Night One: luggage thrown outside, toiletries were broken on the bathroom floor, and find my IPhone may or may not have work...

TJG: Ep250: VPR // RHOC // RHOSLC from 2022-01-13T05:36:29

WARNING: WE TALK FOR 35 MINUTES ABOUT NEWS AND UPDATES INCLUDING (but not limited to): Mary not showing at the reunion, Carl and Lindsay confirming they are together, Gia turning 21, Project Run...

TJG: Ep249: VPR // RHOSLC // RHOC from 2022-01-06T05:58:01

Happy 2022! We are celebrating our 6th year as TJG and our new 2022 mantra: You're not stahtin' over, you're stahtin'! We are still watching VPR and Brock trying to use others' events for his pr...

TJG: Ep248: RHONJ: The Christening from 2021-12-29T08:00:18

We are taking a break for the holidays but not a break from the drama. This week we deep dive into the Season 3 premiere of RHONJ. This is the iconic "Christening" of lil Joey G and the introduc...

TJG: Ep247: RHOC: Point Break from 2021-12-22T08:00:46

After watching the beginning of Shannon vs Heather this season, we felt that we needed to go back and watch their first debacle in Season 9. This episode takes place at Lizzie's family's beach h...

TJG: Ep246: VPR // RHOSLC // RHOC from 2021-12-16T03:00:11

It's our last "live" recap of the year as we will be taking a few weeks off for the holidays (don't worry! we still have lots of content for you!). We left on a good one as all three shows weren...

TJG: Ep245: VPR // RHOSLC // RHOC from 2021-12-09T05:14:12

While not together like we were in Vegas, we are BACK! Does Raquel know something we don't about the cancellation of the show by breaking up with James? Will the reunion bring life back into thi...

BONUS: TJG: The Housewife & the Shah Shocker from 2021-12-07T00:19:44

We had to watch Hulu's "The Housewife and the Shah Shocker" for a deep dive into the arrest and alleged crime committed by one Jennifer Shah. Now, if you're a Bravo superfan (like Colt!) a lot o...

TJG: Ep243: VPR // Winter House // RHUGT // RHOP // RHOC from 2021-12-02T03:16:05

This week we break down the premiere of Season 16 of RHOC. Can Heather save the show? Does Gina want to get adopted? Did Shane pass the bar? Will Shannon end up alone? Did Nicole sue Terry? Who ...

TJG: Ep242: Winter House // RHOP // RHOSLC from 2021-11-24T02:06:12

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! (And a happy week to all of our international Jurors!) We are so thankful for each and every one of you! <3 We talk all these Winter House, Potomac and Salt Lake t...

TJG: Ep241: RHUGT // Winter House // VPR // RHOP // RHOSLC from 2021-11-17T04:56:41

This week is jam-packed! Peacock released RHUGT early and we are LOVING it! Seeing all of these women together have fun and be vulnerable is such a good time of silly and nice. Do yourself a fav...

TJG: Ep240: VPR // RHOP // RHOSLC from 2021-11-10T03:01:16

Happiest of birthdays to our dear Summer Mary! We're coming to you a day early this week (and for the next few weeks) on a Tuesday! Is VPR over? Do we need a Schwartz & Sandy's spin-off with...

TJG: Ep239: Winter House // VPR // RHOP // RHOSLC // RHOBH from 2021-11-04T05:00:03

Honestly there is so much to talk about! We discuss the Winter House double date, Kyle crying over Amanda, why Ciara could like Austen, and how Paige should unblock us. In VPR, LVP tries to buy ...

TJG: Ep238: VPR // Winter House // RHOBH // RHOSLC // RHOP from 2021-10-28T04:40:08

We loved Katie for sharing her story this week and that Tom is willing to give up pot but not hot tubs. Is Lala trying to protect Scheana or expose Brock? We can't get enough of Winter House! Hu...

TJG: Ep237: VPR // Winter House // RHOBH // RHOP // RHOSLC from 2021-10-21T05:38:52

Hats for Sale!!! We talk all about our new merch for sale, it only took five years! (You can buy at www.bonfire.com/two-judgey-girls-hat) We had five shows this week! FIVE! In V...

TJG: Ep236: VPR // RHOBH // RHOP // RHOSLC from 2021-10-14T05:02:40

What. A. Week! We have lots to discuss from the VPR trip to Palm Springs: pickle ball tournaments, toasts, steam rolling, not seeing your kids for four years, and Rachella! We are so happy for J...

TJG: Ep235: VPR // RHOBH // RHOP // RHOSLC from 2021-10-07T04:47:31

So many shows, so little time. Just kidding--you know we can talk for hours! We head to Palm Springs for the most romantic place, the rave tent at Coachella! Is there anything worse than the bar...

TJG: Ep234: VPR // RHOSLC // RHOP // RHOBH from 2021-09-30T05:54:49

We couldn’t get enough of the VPR kids and babies for season 9! This week we got back to the fighting with Sandoval vs Katie, James vs Max, Lala vs Scheana, Lala vs Raquel, Lala vs Ariana, Lala ...

TJG: Ep233: RHOBH // RHOP // RHOSLC from 2021-09-23T05:10:38

Is Dorothy still paying for Candiace's mortgage? Or the $10,000 music video? Can you believe Chris showed up in an apron!?! Thank goodness Candiace's friends have nice cars so that she could use...

TJG: Ep232: RHOP // RHOSLC // RHOBH from 2021-09-16T04:34:06

Questions we asked ourselves this week: What was up with the Met Gala? Did Karen and Gizelle really make amends? Does Chris drink all day to handle his husbanger duties? Does Ashley have a big f...

TJG: Ep231: RHOP & RHOBH from 2021-09-09T05:09:57

We were well fed this week: we got the RHOSLC extended trailer plus taglines, VPR trailer, and Winter House trailer! We have a lot to look forward to this fall! RHOP delivered again: Robyn and G...

TJG: Ep230: RHOBH // RHOP // RHONY from 2021-09-02T04:35:10

We seriously can’t get enough of RHOBH and Sutton vs Erika. Are Erika's tears real? Are the girls torturing her? Is Dorit defending Sutton? Why is Kyle throwing her renter under the bus? Also Ka...

TJG: Ep229: RHOP // RHOBH // RHONY from 2021-08-26T04:36:33

This week we were so proud of Zen Wen for sticking up to Gizelle and giving her a taste of her own medicine. Security was on stand by and Ashley came for two Coronas and left just in time after ...

TJG: Ep228: RHOBH // RHOP // RHONY from 2021-08-19T05:30:42

We are back to judging, baby! What would we do without Erika this season on RHOBH? We can’t get enough of Sutton being a PI, matching the timeline, and asking how $20 million went missing. Kyle ...

TJG: Ep227: Welcome Dorinda Medley! from 2021-08-12T06:59:40

We are so excited to welcome our special guest this week, Dorinda Medley! Dorinda's here to talk about her new book Make It Nice, which comes out Tuesday, August 17th. We talk all thing...

TJG: Ep226: RHOBH // RHOP // RHONY from 2021-08-05T04:24:16

We are back to our regularly scheduled programming with RHOBH, RHOP & RHONY! Erika can't keep her facts straight! Has she talked to Tom? Has he called her every day? Are there burner ph...

TJG: Ep225 with special guest Ryan Bailey! RHONY // RHOP // RHOBH & More! from 2021-07-29T05:12:12

While Summer Mary lives her best life in Boston, Courtney is joined by special guest, Ryan Bailey! We talk literally everything from pop culture to Bravo to who knows what! Ryan is a delight wit...

TJG: Ep224: RHOBH // RHONY // RHOP from 2021-07-22T04:47:29

Beverly Hills continues to deliver! Is Erika just starting her acting career or have we been conned for years? Between hearing about the car crash, her admitting to his affairs, and th...

TJG: Ep223: RHOP // RHOBH // RHONY from 2021-07-15T05:36:37

This is one of the best weeks of Bravo television in the last year! The Potomac premiere was a messy fiery box: we got to meet to knew characters, “Happy” and “Ness” plus Mia. Gizelle is plannin...

TJG: Ep222: RHOBH // RHONY & More! from 2021-07-09T01:26:14

Harry Hamlin really pulled out all the stops for the ladies with his bolognese, fresh tomato’s, spinach, and table decor: he is a true renaissance man. We got to see inside THE Kathy Hilton’s ho...

TJG: Ep221: RHOBH & RHONY from 2021-07-01T04:05:23

Truly, we are loving RHOBH this season! We can’t stop talking about #coatgate, the definition of violated, Tom, and Scott Disick! Rinna is thriving thinking she could be a grandma to Mason, Pene...

TJG: Ep220: RHOBH from 2021-06-24T03:42:20

This week we talk about our Prolon fast, #FreeBritney, Kelly Dodd and Covid plus a realllll deep dive of this week's RHOBH! We have so much to say about Erika. Is she telling us everything or no...

TJG: Ep219: RHONY & RHOBH from 2021-06-17T03:59:02

Big news this week: Fancy Pants, the lady who only drinks champs, is back on RHOC; Dodd, Elizabeth, and Braunwyn got the axe. We discuss “The Housewife and the Hustler” and if we think that Erik...

TJG: Ep218: RHONY // & RHOBH from 2021-06-10T04:12:59

Summer Mary is officially here and you know what that means: pure chaos! We are still on our cast trips in both RHONY and RHOBH. We watch as Lu request an apology from Eboni for Lu's bad behavio...

TJG: Ep217: RHONY & RHOBH from 2021-06-03T04:05:54

This week we remain classy and educated (LOL) in The Hamptons with the ladies of RHONY. What is classier than drawing naked men? P, V, D, C you next Tuesday... Are grown women allowed ...

TJG: Ep216: RHONJ // RHONY // RHOBH from 2021-05-27T04:27:24

This week we discuss 10 reasons of why Bravolebs should be fired (ed note: its not for being simply annoying!). Plus, we break down RHOBH, RHONY, and RHONJ reunion. The ladies of Beverly Hills f...

TJG: Ep215: RHONJ // RHONY // RHOBH from 2021-05-20T05:15:06

Courtney is back from Hawaii and we had so much to catch up on! We discuss the RHONJ reunion: who is team Jen and who is team Gorga? Nothing was stopping Jen from dropping truth bombs like "I kn...

TJG: Ep214: Watch What Crappens with Ben and Ronnie//RHONY//RHOA//RHOD//RHNJ from 2021-05-13T04:04:27

The men of Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker (how do we get him verified) and Ronnie Karam join Summer Mary to talk all things Bravo! We discuss Porsha's new engagement to Simon and the timeline o...

TJG: Ep213: Our 2021 March Madness Hottest Male Bravolebrity Champ: Carl Radke! from 2021-05-05T07:00:53

We are still on Cloud Nine after the shout out from Andy Cohen on last's weeks reunion episode of Summer House. So much so that we were able to snag a chat with Summer House star and winner of o...

TJG: Ep212: Summer House // RHOD // RHOA // RHONJ from 2021-04-29T05:57:20

A LOT of news happening this week: Scheana had Summer Moon to complete Vanderpump Drools filming has started for VPR; the ALL STARS are currently filming in Turks and Caico! We say goodbye to th...

TJG: Ep211: Summer House // RHOA // RHOD // RHONJ from 2021-04-22T05:22:14

Our OOC-ness was in full effect on this podcast: please enjoy (or please accept our apology if that is better)! We are sad there is only one episode left of Summer House left, we want more! Atlanta...

TJG: Ep210: Summer House // RHOA // RHOD // RHONJ from 2021-04-15T06:25:09

We are back! We talk about Jax Taylor being a father, Kary of Dallas having covid, RHOBH trailer, and Nonno’s beautiful memorial--and that’s only the news! Plus we talk Summer House: meeting Des...

TJG: Ep209: Please Welcome Our First Guest Ever: MARGARET JOSEPHS! from 2021-04-08T07:00:28

We've finally done it, Jurors! This week we bring you a special episode of TJG, with our very first guest ever: Margaret Josephs! The Marge has her book coming out Tuesday 4/13 called Caviar Dre...

TJG: Ep208: RHOA // RHONJ // RHOD // SHAHking Breakdown & More! from 2021-04-01T05:15:47

Another housewife off to Camp? We fully breakdown Jen Shah's arrest and indictment. Thanks to the amazing Juror, Allegra, for breaking down the indictment for all the true fans. Shah and her #1 ...

Ep207: Summer House // Below Deck // RHONJ // RHOD // RHOA from 2021-03-25T06:02:35

Lot's to catch up on this week as we talk about the last four men standing in March Madness: who will take it home? We discuss all things Summer House and if Luke and Lindsey hooked up, how Hann...

TJG: Ep206: TJG Presents March Madness -- Bravo's Hottest Man: A Breakdown from 2021-03-16T07:00

This week we break down the most wonderful time of the year: objectifying the men of Bravo in our March Madness bracket! Join us as we discuss each contestant and their seeding, the snubs, ...

TJG: Ep205: Below Deck Sailing Yacht // Summer House // RHONJ // RHOA // RHOD // Harry & Megan AND MORE! from 2021-03-12T00:51:49

We come to you a little late this week as Mary got her second vaccine and it hit her a bit harder than expected. We talk Summer House, Below Deck Sailing and the Meghan/Harry/Oprah ,intervi...

TJG: Ep204: Below Deck Sailing Yacht // Summer House // RHOA // RHOD // RHO from 2021-03-04T06:32:13

We had a lot of fun this week including a deep dive into Summer House! Whose side are you on: Hannah or Kyle? Why does a house meeting about cleaning turn into a relationship talk about Amanda a...

TJG: Ep203: RHOSLC // RHOA // RHONJ // Summer House from 2021-02-25T06:37:15

The Atlanta Housewives brought it this week with Bolo! We love a good time stamp and he left at 7:06am...and Kenya Moore became an MKEPI and is trying to figure out who kept him up all...

TJG: Ep202: Summer House // Below Deck // RHONJ // RHOA // RHOSLC // RHOD from 2021-02-18T06:11:32

This week we got the premiere of RHONJ and boy did it hit the spot! Welcome back, ladies! We sure have missed you! Is Teresa jealous of Jackie and her life? Why would she spread the rumor? Do we...

TJG: Ep201: Southern Charm // Below Deck // RHOD // RHOSLC from 2021-02-11T05:26:27

The freshman season of RHOSLC reunion did not disappoint! The ladies came out ready to rumble! Mary definitely held her own as Lisa Barlow tried to protect her image against Whitney and Heather....

TJG: Ep200: Below Deck // Southern Charm // RHOSLC // RHOA // RHOD from 2021-02-04T04:57:09

IT IS OUR 200th EPISODE! To celebrate, we did absolutely nothing. We couldn't be sadder that the RHOSLC season is already over. Thank Mary for a three-part reunion. We are so curious who wi...

TJG: Ep199: Southern Charm // Below Deck // RHOC // RHOA // RHOD // RHOSLC from 2021-01-28T04:56:07

We break down the Madison/Jay/Austen/Kristin drama and recap the Southern Charm finale. Where is the show going? We were blessed with only sitting through two reunions in Orange County. #fr...

TJG: Ep198: Southern Charm // Below Deck // RHOC // RHOA // RHOD // RHOSLC from 2021-01-21T05:26:40

Hi jurors! Lots to cover this week: Below Deck, Southern Charm, RHOC, RHOA, RHOD, and RHOSLC. Did Braunwyn offer Shannon's daughter the good stuff? In Atlanta, Cynthia contemplates inviting her ...

TJG: Ep197: RHOD // RHOA // RHOC // RHOSLC // Southern Charm // Below Deck & More! from 2021-01-14T05:51:41

Only 13 days into the new year and boy do we have a lot to discuss! How awkward was the CHill engagement party? You know they were looking for Joe Biden to pop out at some point. The Riley ...

TJG: Ep196: RHOD // RHOA // RHOC // RHOSLC & More! from 2021-01-07T05:26:27

We were happy to welcome back the Real Housewives of Dallas and truly think that Kam could carry her own show. Dr. Tiffany Moon is quite the addition; D'Andra calls her the smarter less chu...

BONUS: TJG: Ep195: A Hilaria Baldwin Breakdown from 2021-01-05T03:45:49

New year, same us! We just couldn't get enough of the Hilaria Baldwin story over the holidays that we had to report on it ourselves. We put together an extensive timeline outlining all things Hi...

BONUS: TJG: Ep194: Bethenny Ever After from 2020-12-30T08:00

While we enjoy our holidays (and we hope you are too!), we are giving you a sneak peek into what we will be recapping over on Patreon: Bethenny Ever After!

We are so excited to take th...

BONUS: TJG: Ep193: RHOBH S1E13: The Finale from 2020-12-23T21:00:57

TJG is taking a break for the holidays, but don't worry, we still are thinking of you all and did a bonus recap of the Season 1finale of RHOBH. This one is dark, y'all. The limo scene is 10 minu...

TJG: Ep192: RHOA // RHOP // RHOSLC // RHOC // Southern Charm // Below Deck & More from 2020-12-17T05:43:32

The Potomac girls brought the receipts to the reunion and Monique exposes Pastor Holy Whore and Gizelle's relationship or lack there of. In Orange County, we force four of the women to go to Lak...

TJG: Ep191: RHOP // RHOA // RHOSLC // RHOC // Southern Charm & More! from 2020-12-10T05:04:14

And just like that, there was no more Jax!tWhat is the fate of VPR now that the #1 guy in the group is gone? In Potomac, should Michael Darby be holding a champagne glass (well his would be a Co...

TJG: Ep190: RHOSLC // RHOP // RHOC & More! from 2020-12-04T03:14:55

We have so much to talk about! Iis Erika faking her divorce and embezzling money? How many RHOBH women have covid? Plus, we have our first ever openly gay housewife, congrats Braunwyn! Was ...

TJG: Ep189: RHOSLC & Southern Charm! from 2020-11-23T20:00

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! The Bravo Gods descended upon us to gift us with the newest episode of RHOSLC a week early! (You can find it on the Bravo app or your On Demand). We get see a bit mor...

TJG: Ep188: RHOSLC // Southern Charm // RHOP // RHOC // Below Deck & More! from 2020-11-19T04:22:39

We are loving hitting the slopes in Salt Lake City! The women really bring it: we have swingers, separations, fights over smells and double thumbs up! Is Lisa the mean girl or will Jen turn into...

TJG: Ep187: RHOSLC // RHOP // RHOC // Southern Charm // Below Deck & More! from 2020-11-12T04:21:46

We thought in Covid we would have less reality tv but boy were we wrong...Southern Charm is bringing it! Does Madison just want to hate f*ck Shep? Is John Pringle hot? Is Shep turning the c...

TJG: Ep186: RHOP // RHOC // Below Deck // Southern Charm & More! from 2020-11-05T05:01:04

Hot off the press! Erika Jayne files for divorce from Mr. Girardi and we discuss all the possibilities of what happened because there is no prenup. In Potomac, Gizelle is stirring the pot betwee...

TJG: Ep185: RHOP // RHOC // The Bachelorette & More! from 2020-10-29T05:02:09

This week we dive into Wine with Wendy and Not For Lazy Moms live podcast. Karen won't be pushed into taking one side even if Candiace is having panic attacks from being attacked, Gizelle sees d...

TJG:Ep184: RHOP // RHOC // The Bachelorette & More! from 2020-10-22T04:41:09

RHOC is actually entertaining us: a true 2020 miracle. Braunwyn continues her sobriety journey and her own mother outs her "problem" to Tammy Sue which then dominos Braunwyn into telling Shannon...

TJG: Ep183: RHOP // RHOC & More! from 2020-10-15T04:29:07

We head a whole two hours outside of Potomac to Surry, Virginia to visit the Grand Dame's home town! Karen is the Beyoncé of Surry and waving her hand and kissing babies in the Homecoming parade...

TJG: Ep182: RHOP & More! from 2020-10-07T17:35:58

We come to you slightly early with a recap of the best show on Bravo right now--Real Housewives of Potomac. If you're not watching, are you even really living? This episode was a full deep dive ...

TJG: Ep181: RHOP & More! from 2020-10-01T01:44:20

Wow, Bethenny, wow! Potomac was fire this week! Monique vs Candiace and the hair pull heard around the world: whose side are you on? Then we had Michael and Ashley writing post-nuptial agreement...

TJG: Ep180: RHOBH // RHOP // RHONY // Below Deck & More! from 2020-09-25T05:19:58

We are back! Did you miss us? We have so much to talk about! We breakdown the VPR baby news, the firing of Teddi and Nene, single Malia and Sandy trying to "out her", the Southern Charm tra...

BONUS: TJG: Ep179: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 1 Episode 2 from 2020-09-17T16:23:50

Mary and Courtney took this week off for a much-needed vacation. We didn't want to leave you hanging though, so we are sharing out our Patreon recap of the second episode of Season 1 of RHOBH. (...

TJG: Ep178: RHOBH // RHONY // RHOP & More! from 2020-09-11T05:26:33

Lots of BRAVO news this week: Denise f*cking Richards is gone, RHOSLC trailer dropped, and Ashley Darby conveniently announces a second baby on the way as more allegations of her husba...

TJG: Ep177: RHONY // RHOBH // RHOP & More! from 2020-09-04T05:13:52

We have a new Labor Day weekend song: Viva La Diva! We enjoyed watching the RHONY finale and feel like they wrapped up the season on a positive note...until the last 5 minutes! Don't mention her...

TJG: Ep176: RHOP // RHOBH // RHONY & More! from 2020-08-28T05:20:27

We are still processing one of the greatest losses in Housewives history: Dorinda Medley's firing. We are shocked, devastated, and mourning this modern day legend and Blue Stone Manor never...

TJG: Ep175: Below Deck // RHOP // RHOBH // RHONY & more! from 2020-08-21T05:30:18

We say farewell to Hannah on Below Deck and wonder if this will be Sandy's last season as well. We are also enjoying Malia's boyfriend having mental breakdowns over making cake. In Potomac, Cand...

TJG: Ep174: Below Deck // RHOP // RHOBH // RHONY & More! from 2020-08-14T06:04:41

There is A LOT happening in the Bravo world right now. Will Hannah get fired? Did Malia do the right thing? Should Hannah have just let Bugsy room with her? In Potomac, Gizelle fills us in on ...

TJG: Ep173: RHOP // RHOBH // Below Deck & More! from 2020-08-06T07:00

We come to you early this week with the RHOP premiere and RHOBH in Roma. The ladies of Potomac are bringing it! Will Karen and Ray last? What is the rumor about Monique? Is Candiace go...

TJG: Ep172: RHONY // RHOBH // Below Deck & more! from 2020-07-31T05:06:55

We are living for all the fashion, glam, margaritas, and pearls in Rome. So did everyone knew the sex bomb that Teddi was going to drop at dinner besides Denise and Garcelle? Who did Sutton hear...

TJG: Ep171: RHOBH // RHONY & more! from 2020-07-24T06:39:59

This is the week we've been waiting for: Brandi finally tells Kyle, Teddi, and Kim (you know super casual, with full glam) that she hooked up with Denise. She said if she told anyone Aaron ...

TJG: Ep170: RHONY // RHOBH // Below Deck & More! from 2020-07-17T05:21:27

GOD BLESS RHONY! This ranked as one of the top 5 episodes of all time and we are still in the BEZERKSHIRES! We have Ramona clogging a toilet, Dorinda slurring her words to defend Sonja, Sonja ki...

TJG: Ep169: Below Deck // RHOBH // RHONY from 2020-07-10T05:51:10

We now return to our regularly scheduled program: In Beverly Hills, Aaron holds the eighth diamond. The girls continue to be fighting about the same thing...we aren't sure what it's about: mom-sham...

TJG: Ep168: Below Deck // RHOA & more! from 2020-07-02T03:17:37

Happy 4th of July, Jurors! This week we come to you slightly early where we discuss the very first episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't stress enough how much fun these franchise firs...

TJG: Ep167: Below Deck // RHONY & more! from 2020-06-25T07:00

This week catch up on "news" (even MLB!) for a solid 30 minutes! We discuss Below Deck, Stassi's baby girl, Top Chef All Stars winner and more. We also go back in time to the very first episode of ...

TJG: Ep166: Vanderpump Rules // Below Deck // RHOBH from 2020-06-18T07:00:14

Just because there wasn't new RHONY or RHOBH doesn't mean we can't talk for over an hour! This week we tell you our final thoughts on the VPR reunion plus the show overall. We debrief Below Deck...

TJG: Ep165: RHONY // RHOBH // Below Deck // Vanderpump Rules from 2020-06-12T05:57:54

We are back! We weigh in on the Stassi and Kristen getting fired, as well as Brett and Max. What is the future of Bravo? We also say goodbye to Tinsletown. We are so excited for her, Strawberry,...

TJG: Ep164: RHONY // RHOBH // Vanderpump Rules from 2020-05-29T05:42:40

This week we get to see Leah's highs and lows and in our opinion, she fits in perfectly with this cast. Should her sister be able to come to Rhode Island? Will she get kicked out of Rhode Island...

TJG: Ep163: Vanderpump Rules // RHOBH // RHONY // RHOA from 2020-05-22T05:49:52

Was the finale of VPR the actual final episode? Jax and "his show" showed his true colors and LVP wasn't buying it. The Witches of Weho are dunzo and Jax and Tom are "on a break." In Beverly Hil...

TJG: Ep162: Vanderpump Rules // RHOBH // RHONY // RHOA // Southern Charm from 2020-05-15T05:49:53

We debrief the drama surrounding Southern Charm and Kathryn vs Cam & the girls. In VPR, we continue to see Jax spiral and wonder if he is hooking up with a Lit Method instructor? Who's pool ...

Ep161: TJG: RHOBH // Vanderpump Rules // RHONY // Summer House from 2020-05-08T08:01:48

The girls of Beverly Hills are entertaining us; we can watch Kyle be jealous of Dorit's glam and no one wanting to be ALLIN all day. Why does Denise not want to talk about threesomes? We we...

TJG: Ep160: RHOBH // RHONY // Summer House // Vanderpump Rules from 2020-05-01T05:24:15

We are so happy that RHOBH is bringing it this season. Was Teddi crying because she is pregnant or did Sutton hurt her feelings? Do we love Sutton or love to hate her? Why can't we see more...

Ep159: TJG: RHONY // RHOBH // Summer House // Vanderpump Rules // Family Karma from 2020-04-24T05:17:07

God bless RHONY and RHOBH! They are giving us life in quarantine. You know it's a good RHONY episode when it was recorded only over 24 hours and you never left the house. Leah fits right in thro...

Ep158: TJG: RHOBH // RHONY // Summer House // Vanderpump Rules // Family Karma // Top Chef from 2020-04-17T05:25

This week we travel to New York for the premiere of RHOBH, because you know we need to take the annual pilgrimage for fashion week. Kyle bought a fashion line with no experience and Dorit i...

Ep157: TJG: RHONY // Summer House // Family Karma // Vanderpump Rules from 2020-04-10T05:31:18

Rankings: RHONY / Summer House / Family Karma / Vanderpump Rules. The RHONY girls venture to the Hamptons to shame tramp stamps and tattoos. Would it be a vacation without fighting over bedrooms...

Ep156: TJG: RHONY // Summer House // Vanderpump Rules // Family Karma from 2020-04-03T05:08:40

RHONY couldn't have come at a better time! We open with bashing Bethenny and as Broadway says, the show must go on...without her. Ramona is feeling lonely this season and Lu is officially a...

Ep 155: TJG: Family Karma // Summer House // Vanderpump Rules from 2020-03-26T04:27:45

This week we get into Family Karma! We are obsessed with Bali and Anisha. We wonder if Brian and Monica will ever make it Are we ready for Vishal to go away? We get EXTRA in VPR with stilts, old...

TJG: Ep154: Summer House // Vanderpump Rules // RHONJ from 2020-03-19T05:11:51

March Madness is upon us! Don't forget to vote in our IG polls! This week, we FINALLY get to end the Kentucky wedding with Mr. & Mrs. Taylor, or is it Mr. & Mrs. Cauchi? Why did Carter c...

TJG: Ep153: Family Karma // Summer House // Vanderpump Rules // RHONJ from 2020-03-12T05:20:59

Do not miss out on Family Karma! We really enjoyed the premiere of this and can't wait to keep watching! Who did we see this week: Jason Cauchi or Jax Taylor? Is he the number one guy in the gro...

Ep152: TJG: Summer House // Vanderpump Rules // Real Housewives of New Jersey from 2020-03-05T06:49:45

We are finally in Kentucky and about to walk Brittany and Jax down the aisle. Tom Sandoval gets to come too! Call 1-800-T-Sandy: "I'll make sure you don't sweat, I don't give shade, I provide it...

Ep151: TJG: Vanderpump Rules // Real Housewives of New Jersey // Summer House from 2020-02-27T06:59:54

Mary's ranking for this week: 1. Is Jax and Brittany's wedding over yet? "Hey Rand, I kicked Tom Sandoval out of my wedding, do you want to be a groomsman?" - Jax, definitely. We are Team Ariana...

Ep150: TJG: Summer House // RHONJ // Vanderpump Rules // Below Deck //RHONY Trailer from 2020-02-13T06:38:06

The winner this week was the RHONY trailer. We can't wait to join the Hot Mess Express with Ramona, Lu back on the sauce, Tinsley moving to Chicago, Sonja being Sonja, and the new girl, Leah. Ou...

Ep149: Two Judgey Girls from 2020-02-06T06:08:36

Show rankings for the week (via Summer Mary): 1) Summer House: do not snooze on this, you'll be "blasted" away with the drama. 2) RHONJ: I could watch Tre and the girls talk about Joe for 10 hou...

Ep148: Two Judgey Girls from 2020-01-30T05:30:45

GOODBYE VICKI and TAMRA! Are we taking some credit for this "retirement?" Our 2020 resolution came true and Scheana SheShu Shay unblocked us! Miracles do happen, next thing you know we will be o...

Ep147: Two Judgey Girls from 2020-01-23T06:35:59

This week, we debrief on all the fun, including The Crappies, a very prestigious awards ceremony: We saw Tom and Ariana from VPR, Braunwyn & Sean (and his necklace), MJ and Nema from Shahs a...

Ep146: Two Judgey Girls from 2020-01-16T07:47:40

On Below Deck, we break down Courtney and Brian's relationship status. Will Kate and Tanner bang? Is Rhylee the worst? Thank you Jesus Jugs Alexis Bellino for returning to our screens! In VPR, w...

Ep145: Two Judgey Girls from 2020-01-09T07:32:24

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Two Judgey Girls BONUS EPISODE: Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica from 2020-01-01T08:00

While we are still on holiday break and enjoying time with our families, we wanted to give you a little something to start your New Year off right. We are sharing with you an episode from our Pa...

Ep144: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-12-20T07:58:29

It's our last podcast of 2019 and we have SO much to digest here: RHOC finale & part 1 of the reunion, RHOA, Below Deck, RHONJ, and RHOD finale. Tamra cries in a bush, Billy says Vicki bough...

Ep143: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-12-12T06:59:38

We are in the home stretch of the year and the home stretch of two housewives franchises. With RHOC, we wrap up the Miami trip. Did Mary have positive feelings towards Tamra? Is Emily becoming o...

Ep142: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-12-05T06:22:38

In Key West, Vicki is called out for being a con woman, con lady, a con liar and a pig. Kelly was just a SL*T. But Emily said it best when she said: 'Don't attack her looks, attack her character...

Ep141: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-11-27T08:00

We talk about what we are thankful for and really it's YOU, THE JURORS, so thank you! Was Nene's exit from Tavern on the Green the best exit in housewives history? Does Kenya's husband get upset...

Ep140: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-11-22T03:47:27

This was another jam packed week by Bravo! We breakdown parts of Voldemort: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the new Summer House trailer, Indian-ish, and WWHL. In Atlanta, we see Mr. Daly on ...

Ep139: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-11-13T09:00:39

We are coming to you early this week with a deep dive into RHOA. Did we cry multiple times watching Bravo this week..maybe. Are Porsha and Dennis back together? Is Cynthia the best mom in t...

Ep138: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-11-07T06:54:03

What a week: Below Deck, RHOA, RHOC, RHONJ, and RHOD, plus we got "shadow banned" from Insta and are boycotting that major event happening in NYC with Andy Cohen, The Event That Shall Not Be Nam...

Ep137: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-10-31T05:15:31

This week, we break down the Guidice Tell All with Andy. It was EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time. We can't wait for them to travel to Italy with the cameras. Will they reignite their roma...

Ep136: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-10-24T06:15:17

Courrrrrrtttttnnnney is back and the sound should be 1000x better! Mary apologizes for last week and being sick and having to suck on a cough drop the whole time. This week we discuss Kween Kath...

Ep135: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-10-17T06:50:37

Summer Mary is back with Greg Eddings!!! We update you on Joe Giudice's deportation and his new bod that he is showing off in Italy. Will Tre finally divorce him? Meanwhile we hop on the HOT MES...

Two Judgey Girls BONUS EPISODE: ROCK OF LOVE from 2019-10-09T07:00

We are taking this week off for a much needed break! In place of our usual weekly podcast, we are giving you access to our first Patreon bonus episode! We dive deep into the pilot episode of Roc...

Ep133: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-10-02T07:00

Before Courtney's Italian vacay, we had to deep dive the season finale of Below Deck and Real Housewives of Orange County. Is Captain Sandy too harsh? Does Hannah not have a passion for yac...

Ep132: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-09-26T05:41:17

This was the best RHOC episode in two seasons, PRAISE THE LORD! Did Kelly Dodd take it too far? Is Gina drinking the Koolaid, spiked with tequila, out of a wine glass? If you were "diagnose...

Ep131: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-09-19T05:13:12

What would you rather do instead of watch a Tamra scene? We give you our Top 10. How did Shannon not even flinch when Kelly hit her in the head? Did Tamra perpetuate the situation? Did Emil...

Ep130: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-09-12T05:47:05

What's worse: going to jail in front of your kids or an ambulance? Are you team Emily or Gina? MVP this week goes to Spencer Judge. How did that human come out of Tamrat? Does Vicki actually get...

Ep129: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-09-06T03:56:50

This week we deep dive into the Real Housewives of Dallas season 4 premiere. Is Mamma Dee sabotaging D'Andra? Did Jeremy have an affair? Who the hell is Jessica? Does Leeanne rehearse her lines?...

Ep128: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-08-29T05:58:53

If Tamra can start a train rumor, then we are starting a rumor that Tamra is a swinger as it only seems fair. #bantamra #TAMRAT. We are standing strong with Kelly God, Gina, and Emily. Our favor...

Ep127: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-08-22T05:33:02

We can officially say farewell to Bethenny Frankel... for now. We got dark in Orange County with Gina admitting Matt had an affair, Shane not wanting Emily to "sexy" dance, and the Tres Amigas a...

Ep126: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-08-15T02:16

All males are cancelled! Ok not really but we do have a Bravo problem with males (and females--Lenethia!) who cross the line and need to be held accountable. Shep, baby boy, what is you doing? W...

Ep125: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-08-08T06:47:29

We are counting down the days till Summer Mary disappears, but first, we get to hear all about her trip to Charleston and cocktail hour with Ms. Patricia Altschul. We deep dive into Southern Cha...

Ep124: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-08-01T06:39:01

While Summer Mary galavants around Charleston (A LEGITIMATE INVITATION TO LEGENDARY PAT ALTSCHUL'S HOUSE!), Courtney holds down the fort with our amazing guest, Krzysztof Pakula, who is a realit...

Ep123: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-07-26T05:29:09

Courtney is back! The RHONY reunion wrapped and it had us wanting more. The silver lining was Lu ending the season cheers with an AA prayer and virgin mimosa. We loved Andy asking the women about t...

Ep122: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-07-18T02:35:48

Welcome back my boy Greg @geddings, Courtney is in New York trying to track down Craig and Austen. Meanwhile Summer Mary and Greg review the RHONY reunion part 1. Have Lu and Dorinda finally made a...

Ep121: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-07-11T08:06:40

We dive deep into the RHBH finale. Do we love Camille or love to hate her? Is Courtney attracted to Peeekkkaayyy? Should LVP have received a better send off for 9 years working at Bravo? And don’t ...

Ep120: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-07-03T23:21:36

HAPPY 4th OF JULY TO ALL OF OUR JURORS! We break down all things #JaxGotitWright plus update you on #TomandArianaWatch2019. Did Jax's mom attend the wedding? What about LVP? Did Carter and the trip...

Ep119: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-06-28T05:07:56

Bethenny almost dies? Are the girls trying to push out Tinselly? Who enjoyed the strippers the most? In BH, Camille acts pernicious and says everything we've been thinking to Doritos' face. How doe...

Ep118: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-06-21T05:30:06

Courtney is back and we dive DEEEEEEEP into RHONY, the best show on Bravo ever to exist. This masterpiece of a show deserves to be in a museum of TV so that when aliens come down and see what we ha...

Ep117: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-06-07T01:41:39

Mary from the Bay comes to you with Greg Eddings with the latest RHNY, RHBH, and Southern Charm debriefing. We discuss Mila the new chef on Below Deck that licks raw steak. Mario graces us with his...

Ep116: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-05-31T05:36:35

Summer Mary hangs with Shep, Austen, and Carlito in sf. She once again finds out nothing and everything. Does Austen need to cut the Madison cord? Does Craig get better looking each episode? Is Son...

Ep115: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-05-24T02:10:31

Breaking news: Life isn’t a Cabaret. Lu is back in jail (well she was cuffed and released, but whatever)! We guess upstate makes you want to drink(like Tinsley said). Margarita was the true star th...

Ep114: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-05-16T06:11:33

The return of Southern Charm (and more importantly, lil Craigy) got us going this week! What a breath of fresh! Thank Bravs, because we were forced to watch the VPR gang up. We wish we didn't have ...

Ep113: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-05-09T04:37:32

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Ep112: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-05-02T05:42:50

This is an extra long podcast to inform you of all the important things you need to know about! Mary and Shep! Fofty/Lala Rand! VPR people buying houses! Tinsley breaking down! Bethenny on the brim...

Ep111: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-04-26T05:47:42

This extra long episode will get you ready for the weekend. Was it Table 61 or 62? Was Ramona showing us her true social climbing ways? Tinsley is officially single... again. Boy George brought the...

Ep110: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-04-18T05:17:01

On VPR this week, we see an exorcism, go to a puppy shower, and watch Lala perform in honor of her father. Meanwhile in the Bezerkshires, Sonja has a mental breakdown and quickly recovers while she...

Ep109: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-04-11T05:46:04

Okay Lala, was it anxiety or the Sunday Scaries? Is Tom Juan the sexiest most romantic husband alive? Meow. Is Billie Lee left out or just the worst? Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, are we team no one ...

Ep108: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-04-04T05:46:54

We are a house divided: Courtney is Team LVP while Mary is Team Everybody Else. Where do you lie? Pick the right side. Be judicious in your convictions. Ariana and Kristen stole the show on VPR thi...

Ep107: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-03-28T05:50:23

We get to see the TomTom Grand Opening Party and we think the $18k motorcycle side car was well worth it. Is Katie being a needy wife because she has an EQ of a 14 year old? Feed the hogggg. We are...

Ep106: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-03-21T06:44:45

We are over LucyLucy Apple Juicy! Teddi owned  it, why didn’t LVP? Does Aaron have a big penis? Denise is the saving grace of #RHOBH. Did Lala lose her shit in a Versace dress? Are we tea...

Ep105: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-03-14T06:50:21

Do we even need a description when we can quote Tyler Perry instead? Dorinda gave us the ultimate gift this week with her text to Lu. VPR teeters the line with should we or should we not like James...

Ep104: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-03-07T06:22

Bravo overwhelmed us this week with all the shows. We did our best to catch up on all things VPR, Summer House, RHOA, Mexican Dynasties, RHOBH, RHONJ AND RHONY! (Try saying that three times fast!)W...

Ep103: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-02-28T06:31:19

This week we travel to Mexico City and meet three new families that we are obsessing over: me encanta Mexican Dynasty. In RHOBH, we continue in the Bahamas and the bitches came out. LVP confronts E...

Ep102: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-02-21T07:17:06

Get ready for an extra long podcast! You asked and we delivered: the first 25 minutes is dedicated to the Khloe/Tristan/Jordyn/Kylie drama. Then we deep dive into the New Jersey Reunion. Who won at...

Ep101: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-02-14T07:54:17

Beverly Hills is back and we get to meet Charlie Scheen’s ex-wife, Denise Richards. Did you know Denise was once married to Charlie? #winning We finally get to see what all the fighting is about. D...

Ep100: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-02-07T07:25:32

This is our 100th episode! Thank you ALL so much for listening, liking, and laughing with us. This week, we deep dive into 45 mins worth of news updates. We debrief the TomTom Daily Mail Party and ...

Ep99: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-01-31T06:23:36

Those who ask shall receive: we deep dive into Andy’s baby shower; who was there, who wasn’t there, and the legend that is Lisa Rinna. We breakdown the RHONY trailer and are curious why Tinsley is ...

Ep98: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-01-24T07:23

Lots of news to catch up on: Ashley Jacobs, Lu's Tom and Jennifer from RHONJ all DM’d us this past week; Kathryn Dennis is officially in a relationship with Hunter Price, country singer; Rinna is s...

Ep97: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-01-17T06:20:36

Could we be more obsessed with Beau? Could we cringe anymore watching Scheana pretend she was on The Bachelorette? Do we have empathy for James? Is Stassi’s mom like Ariel or did she just drink too...

Ep96: Two Judgey Girls from 2019-01-11T06:11:56

We are back and recharged after a holiday hiatus! We breakdown Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House, and ask 'does is rival VPR?' We discuss many of the Golden Globes movies plus Birdbox. We deep dive into ...

Ep95: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-12-20T07:28:32

Welcome back Courtney from LA. We update you on the latest news: is Gretchen pregnant? Kenya Moore using baby doubles? Bethenny in the hospital? Is James Kennedy an alcoholic? Did he cheat? Did Raq...

Ep94: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-12-14T16:29:58

Welcome back Colleen from the Bay, Mary’s little sister! This week we wrap up the OC finale and talk about all the girls' regrets, dive into VPR Pride (we def think James cheated on Raquel and her ...

Ep93: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-12-07T07:51:17

The VPR premiere may have been underwhelming to some but watching Jax and Britney propose at a fast food restaurant was satisfying to Mary. The Dallas reunion felt like a New Year’s Eve party and a...

Ep92: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-11-30T06:45:04

The Dallas finale had a special guest star: Satan, we mean Leeanne...but come on, she was legit possessed. We are Team Brandi&Stephanie. We were so nostalgic for this frat party. The RHOC reunion w...

BONUSEp91: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-11-21T04:27:23

We may be taking the Thanksgiving week off with live viewing, but we got you with an all new BONUS episode of TJG to listen to on your long drive to see family. We discuss the ICONIC Table Flip of ...

Ep90: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-11-16T06:59:19

Is LVP officially out of the 90210? Why wasn’t she is Paris with the other girls? Is Denise a full time housewife? How did VPR get a Vogue spread? Are they the modern day Friends cast? Do we like L...

Ep89: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-11-08T08:18:24

One of us enjoyed the RHONJ premiere and the other thought they were reusing stories lines...Teresa as a body builder--thanks Tamra for the inspiration. Marge Sr. getting vaj rejuvenated just like ...

Ep88: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-11-02T04:19:26

The VPR trailer is ready for your viewing pleasure. This is probably the only time you will see LVP on film since she won’t film for RHOBH. We breakdown all the Halloween costumes of the Housewives...

Ep87: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-10-26T04:53:47

Courtney is back and we have so much to catch up on...Mario was caught filming on RHONY this week; RHOC is filming the reunion; LVP is NOT filming RHOBH?! We go down to Jamaica and see Shannon unra...

BONUSEp86: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-10-18T15:20:07

Travel back to us with us to season one, episode 9 , of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, THE DINNER PARTY FROM HELL! We breakdown this episode 8 years later. Between Allison Dubois, the morall...

Ep85: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-10-13T14:30:10

Without Courtney from LA, Mary from the Bay invited her sister Colleen to judge with her. Enjoy the Mahoney girls breaking down Juicy Joe's deportation, Bethenny's new man plus her drunken insta st...

Ep84: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-10-05T04:34:47

You asked for it, so we went in on Before the 90 Days: 90 Day Fiancé. On RHOC, we got to see Vicki scream into Steve’s ear on a Harley, plus Shannon grab her fat on national television. We also got...

Ep83: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-09-27T14:30:35

Breaking news this week with an official T-Rav arrest in Charleston. We tell a heart warming story from a Juror with Stephanie Hollman about her husbands childhood. Is Lou drinking again? We give y...

Ep82: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-09-20T14:11:52

Is Bravo in a weird lull? Where are all the shows? This week allowed us to go more detailed into the current housewives of OC & Dallas. We talk the current drama of Shannon & Tamra vs Emily. Have w...

Ep81: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-09-14T05:10:02

We discuss lots of hard hitting news this week: Teresa divorcing? Skinny Girl fat tax on jeans? Tammy Sue moving? Steve Gold has a girlfriend? Ryan Serhant still doesn't know Mary? Jax is hot again...

Ep80: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-09-07T04:25:10

And just like that, the Real Housewives of New York is officially over. We didn’t get our Sag Harbor sit down like we wanted, but Lu did make an appearance on WWHL to do a mini reLUnion. We still c...

Ep79: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-08-31T06:02:25

Mary & Courtney are together in the bay this week! We talk about boring RHOC out of habit but are really just here to see Emily threaten everyones lives. Dallas is the gift that keeps on giving and...

Ep78: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-08-24T06:11:40

RIP Summer Mary. We go into the RHONY reunion and get mad at Andy for not being unbiased. We knew when Carole's text message went off that she was done. You are a drunk vs you're a drunk... that is...

Ep77: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-08-16T06:07:24

While Summer Mary is having an UnBELIZEable time on vacation, we welcome special guest Jason Richman. Jason attended #CountessandFriends with us and gave us a new perspective on all things Bravo. W...

Ep76: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-08-09T13:32:26

We really dive deep into Orange County and New York. Mary had her RHOC Watch Party and even FaceTimed with the new girl, Emily, who we are totally loving. Are you #TeamGodd or #TeamOGoftheOC? Do we...

Ep75: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-08-03T05:23:10

We are back! We break down the last two episodes of RHONY in Colombia. We watched Sonja pee her swimsuit she was trying to resell, Dorinda “not slur her words,” Lu judge her, and Carole and B conti...

BONUSEp74: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-07-27T22:09:55

We do a deep DEEEEEEP dive into the Real Housewives of Orange County episode of Naked Wasted. If you want to watch prior to listening, you can view Season 4 Episode 8 on Hulu. A rewatch of this epi...

Ep73: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-07-27T22:07:53

THE OC IS BACK! Mary gave the RHOC premiere a B-, as the ropes course saved the day. In Cartegena, Sofia Vergara joined the cast... or was it Samantha Jones? Either way, one of these characters wat...

Ep72: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-07-27T22:04:25

Full update of all things VPR including: pregnant?! fired?! TOMTOM!? We are praying for Ashley and her cyst and disease from Katherine. She remains the trash she has always been. Lu didn't have suc...

BONUS Ep71: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-07-05T16:10:34

Bonus episode for everybody! With Bravo on a new episode hiatus this week, Courtney & Mary took a deep dive into the brilliant RHONY episodes of Scary Island. You may be shook to hear our take on w...

Ep70: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-06-29T06:26:32

We catch up on Summer Mary's shenanigans and live vicariously through her. With only a few new episodes this week, we deep dive into Southern Charm and all the drama that ensues. We thank our lucky...

Ep69: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-06-22T05:50:02

This week we celebrate the life of Bobby Zarin and watch Bethenny and Jill rekindle their friendship. Meanwhile, we see Lu outside of prison and rehab to have some R&R in her home state of Connecti...

BONUS Ep68: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-06-14T01:42:05

BONUS EPISODE! Mary and Courtney discuss The Jury outing at See You Next Tuesday. Let's just say that our expectations were set low and we were pleasantly surprised. Until we weren't... Take a list...

Ep66: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-06-12T03:22:26

(We accidentally deleted the original Ep66 so if you've listened, feel free to skip this one!)Courtney gives Mary and all of you some homework this weekend to watch some new shows that are outside ...

Ep67: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-06-12T03:17:36

It's Courtney AND Mary IN LA! While we may be a few days behind our regular posting, we haven't lost our spark. Mary experienced her first Pride in LA and her run in with ZZZZZ-list VPR celeb, Loga...

Ep65: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-05-25T04:16:48

Mary was distracted while simultaneously recording and watching the Warriors lose. Courtney carries on a great conversation with herself. “We” talk Bezershires, Carole putting Bethanny in her place...

Ep64: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-05-21T02:55:36

TJG Royal Wedding Edition (plus our usuals)! Hear all our thoughts on our California girl, Meghan Markle, and Harry. We get introduced to a new cast member, Paul, James' roommate, and feel weirded ...

Ep63: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-05-11T04:50:46

It should have been called "Friends and Countess", hear all about Courtney baby and Lu singing her Happy Birthday. Dorinda still continues to slur her words in Puerto Rico and Bethenny goes Dr. Dre...

Ep62: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-05-04T03:41:48

PSA: NO SCREAMING THIS EPISODE. We deep dive into New York and see Mother Theresa Bethenny bring the Leper Sonja under her wing. Dorinda still says burying someone is harder than signing paperwork....

Ep61: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-04-27T23:54:18

We are LIVE from Portland! Come judge with us as we talk about flying with The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick as well as all things Bravo. Is RHONY the best show now that Bravo has to offer? Is Naomi...

Ep60: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-04-23T01:20:26

DEBRIEF JURY MEMBERS: LOTS OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED WITH THIS EPISODE! Due to running a 10k and imbibing on alcoholic beverages after and also using a computer that has none of our actual podcast fi...

Ep59: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-04-13T06:22:06

Courtney from LA met up with the VPR cast at WWHL this week. Listen to find out about the choice words Scheana had for her. Mary from the Bay returns from Mexico and is glad she didn’t have to sit ...

Ep58: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-04-06T06:26:35

The podcast is back this week! While Mary from the Bay frolics where the VPR kids once peed in Mexico, Courtney from LA has a multitude of guests. We were able to CATCH Mary for a few minutes to di...

Ep57: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-03-22T05:54:50

Are you playing our MARCH MADNESS brackets? You all voted the Hottest Male Bravolebrity to be Mr. Kyle Richards aka Mauricio from The Agency. Check out our insta stories to vote for the next bracke...

Ep56: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-03-15T05:20:18

What's an episode of VPR without being a Hooters? BRATney continues to reward Jax for his bad behavior by spoiling him for his birthday. Meanwhile, Billie Lee and Jeremy go on a date. But not befor...

Ep55: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-03-09T05:03:53

SORRY FOR THE SOUND! Mary is heading to meet 7-minute Rob at his launch party for his new show "This is SF" tonight! We can't wait for the stories and photos to come. We break down all things VPR i...

Ep54: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-03-02T05:15

The season 10 RHONY trailer came out today and it is iconic: Lu the convict, Dorinda the drunk, Bethany and Carol break up. And Sonja and Ramona are still fighting over rooms we assume. Jax saw his...

Ep53: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-02-22T07:05:47

VPR heads to Big Bear to see that a real man can hang a TV in 7 minutes. "It's all happening." Courtney got conned by Carl this week via DM. She knows exactly what Lauren is going through. We are t...

Ep52: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-02-14T08:25:40

Queen Ariana vs Murder She Wrote Stassi in a battle of the birthdays. Stassi stills sings "it’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to, or drink too much tequila and take too much adderall". Why doe...

Ep51: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-02-08T06:59:05

Kyle stands up this week to LVP and Doritos: did the ladies really plot against her? LVP needs to stick to Vanderpump Rules. Speaking of, Chamomile Katie was fat shamed this week by Kevin Lee Shi S...

Ep50: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-02-01T07:56:20

In VPR, Tom finally found his balls and stuck up for his Bubba! He called Scheana a boot leg Kardashian with no personality, and told her all she cares about is her-selfie. In the Hamptons, Lauren ...

Ep49: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-01-26T07:50:18

It’s ALL about the pasta this week...aka code for coke. Listen to us HAMM it up about our weekend together at The Sundance Film Festival. Breaking News: DoriTOES has 6 toes. Are Erika Jayne and Mr....

Ep48: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-01-18T08:18:42

This week we said goodbye to Bobby Zarin. Did Jill really film at the funeral? Tom Sandoval won Mary over with his trumpet abilities and we got to see the White Kayne in action at See You Next Tues...

Ep47: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-01-12T07:37:47

MVP goes to the Vanderpump Rules cast. We've got Lala being thankful for her hands for handjobs and kitty kat for taking that D like a champ. Scheana is still trying to convince us and herself that...

Ep46: Two Judgey Girls from 2018-01-05T08:04:37

New year, same ole Judgey Girls. Join 'The Jury Speaks' on Facebook to interact more with people that are saying what you are thinking. This week we discuss Lu in rehab, Tom kissing Lala’s friends,...

Ep45: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-12-22T06:26:43

The people have spoken and YOU ARE THE JURY! Sadly, This is our last pod of 2017. We talk about the highlights of this year including: it’s about Tom, Bunny Gate, and sucking D at the Round Up. Hea...

Ep44: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-12-08T07:18:59

WARNING: Major ADD this episode. Polls results are in for the best housewife. We revisit the most anticipated fashion show of the year, Kim D’s POSCHE standing for Piece of Shit Cokehead Homewrecke...

Ep43: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-11-30T07:28:10

This week we question if Vicki, Tamra, and Shannon put their differences aside...maybe for the cameras. Kim Z returns to Atlanta and Kenya asks if she had reassignment surgery. Theresa throws anoth...

Ep42: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-11-17T07:04:04

Courtney met Meghan King Edmonds in real life. Delores accused Danielle of taking drugs but we think Soggy Slicker is on them. And the Academy Award for Best Actress in a Drama goes to Margaret as ...

Ep41: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-11-09T07:09

Find out who listeners would rather sleep with: Mark Deuber or David Beador? Would you rather have Peggy or Meghan as a mom? All answers are revealed. Shannon and Soggy Flicker both went through ho...

Ep40: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-11-03T05:49:09

Vicki finally got her long awaited casserole after returning back to the hotel from an Icelandic ER. Turns out it was “high blood pressure” aka an anxiety attack/dehydration/lack of sleep which we ...

Ep39: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-10-28T03:21:22

Teresa's mom was looking down on us when we experienced a technical difficulty the first time we tried to record because we were #blessed with the new of Shannon and David FINALLY separating! We ar...

Ep38: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-10-18T05:36:24

Blame Courtney from LA for being sick last week and missing a recording. We are so happy to be back in Jersey and see Soggy Flicker cry over salty crab cakes. We have a new stalker named SEXZ Chef....

Ep37: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-10-04T06:09:13

It's Easter in the OC. But really we are just wondering what kind of egg the Dallas ladies put up their Vaaaaa-jay-jay? Plastic or hard boiled? David wants Shannon to get all spoons out of her mout...

Ep36:Two Judgey Girls from 2017-09-27T14:34:16

KIDashian spin off coming 2018 featuring Kimye 3.0, Khloe, and baby lip kit Kylie. We just can't keep up with the Kardashians. In the OC, Peggy held her ground about cancer and refereeing, but not ...

Ep35: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-09-21T06:26

Kelly Godd's farewell 32G party was a BUST (pun intended). Shannon yelled at Tamra like she was her daughter and had yet another mental breakdown on camera. Vicki still claims she's not a con artis...

Ep34: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-09-13T05:44:43

Ricky, Tamra's Gay of Honor, dropped a bomb this week claiming he has seen Eddie make out with men. He even claimed Tamra liked it. Is this true or another cancer scam? Do we like Brandi of Dallas ...

Ep33: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-09-07T05:20:43

For the last time, it's about Tom. Andy Cohen reported LIVE right from Lu's Sag Harbor home. She looked skinny and Andy dived right in, asking her brutal questions. He asked: Do you feel like a chu...

Ep32: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-09-01T04:32:40

The most anticipated interview to end the summer is approaching... Andy Cohen sits down with Lu at her home in The Hamptons. Hear our predictions and wrap up why Sonja was such a C-U-Next-Tuesday t...

Ep31: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-08-18T03:50:39

Sip n' Snooze this week with the OC. Peg and her fried hair need to go. We are so sick of the Vicki and Kelly vs Tamra and Shannon fight. Let's move on and whoop it up! It's still about Tom in New ...

Ep30: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-08-11T05:07:51

Did you miss us?! Where were you when you found out about Tom and Lu divorcing? Missy didn't see that coming! Is Meghan King Edmonds the voice of reason this season? Lydia is making Doug getting hi...

Ep29: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-07-28T06:06:46

WE ARE BACK! And we are watching Kelly Godd send all 174 pounds of Shannon off the rails. Luanne was our spirit animal this week as we share our own stories of falling when drinking. And our ADD is...

Ep28: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-07-14T21:58:53

This week we breakdown the final four contestants on The Bachelorette. Peter, we know you don't want to win. We think that Craig should eat cheese while Naomi goes down as we believe in the best of...

BONUS Ep27: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-07-11T04:59:04

BONUS EPISODE: Keep up with Courtney & Mary for this exclusive breaking news story of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna. This mini-sode talks all details of the instagram posts, temporary restraining o...

Ep26: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-06-30T06:07:49

This week Dorinda got MVH (Most Valuable Housewife)! CLIP, CLIP, CLIP! She had the "shampoo effect" and channeled her inner Mob Wife, she also forgot her luggage to Vermont. We continue to loathe B...

Ep25: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-06-23T06:08:25

This week we watch Carole and Dorinda go to the Women's March. Courtney and Mary reveal what they did that day...it was a little different. We discuss Ramona and her face lift, we mean edgy ponytai...

Ep24: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-06-16T05:09:44

Mary & Courtney discuss the closure of Bachelor in Paradise. Luann got 5 minutes of fame to show off her Palm Beach wedding (plus Mary & Luann own the same robe!), while the other cougars are out ...

Ep22: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-06-02T05:42:21

Courtney & Mary have a jam-packed episode for you! We question Ramona, her sanity, and whisper-wine-breath apologies. Bethanny wants the sympathy card and tells everyone why she has the worst life,...

Ep21: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-05-26T05:48:35

This episode is Bravo-centric, featuring Mary's trip to visiting Courtney in LA, and boy did we make it nice! With a trip to Pump, Sur, and visiting Daddy aka God aka Andy Cohen at WWHL, we lived a...

BONUS Ep20: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-05-25T05:03:16

BONUS EPISODE! This is an exclusive episode to recap the most "controversial" season of the bachelorette. Will the "skeptic" Rachel Lindsay find love? Yes, Chris Harrison already told us. Meet the ...

Ep19: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-05-19T05:42:43

This week sure is busy! The Bachelorette is upon us and we hope we don't meet the Tickle Monster... Kourtney says we are NEVER EVER getting back together to poor Lord Disick. Bobby is turned on by ...

Ep18: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-05-12T05:52:47

We have so many questions this week: Who's Chelsea? Would you marry without a prenup? Why have we not heard ANYTHING about The Bachelorette? Is Bobby on steroids? Is Nelson gay? Was Princess Diana ...

Ep17: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-05-05T05:38:37

ALERT: We need to apologize for the beginning of the pod this week. PLEASE STICK AROUND TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING! Mary & Courtney recorded this episode completely sober and yet, you'd never kno...

Ep16: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-04-28T06:12:11

Did you miss us?! Because we sure missed you! Mary & Courtney are back with a vengeance (and perhaps some rosé...) to dish on your favorite reality shows. This week we are all over the map, making ...

Ep15: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-04-14T04:45:24

Courtney & Mary are in delightful moods this week as Mary is heading off to Spring Break in Mexico! (Will she do us all a favor and visit Andale's PLEASE?!) We discuss the reunions of Beverly Hills...

Ep14: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-04-07T03:50:57

This week you get 2 podcasts for the price of 1: FREE! This episode we reunite with the RHONY, Sonja, and her vibrators. We watch PeeeKAAYYYY make the classic first season husband mistake and confr...

Ep13: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-04-04T05:20:37

This episode is worth the wait! Courtney decided to go to Vegas towards the end of last week, delaying the release of Episode 13. However, we still manage to discuss all of the antics of our favori...

Ep12: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-03-23T07:07:51

Mary & Courtney felt something missing in their hearts with a few of their shows out of rotation. Mary found love in a hopeless place, spending her Monday night watching Dancing With The Stars. The...

Ep11: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-03-16T14:44:05

Courtney and Mary are celebrating the end of The Bachelor this week (10:15)! But we are in mourning for the end of Summer House--gone but not forgotten (18:22). We prep for the most expensive Wedne...

Ep10: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-03-09T05:50:17

Did you know it's International Women's Day? Let's celebrate by discussing our favorite women on TV! The Women Tell All, but in reality actually nothing (7:00). Cristina and Lindsay prove that you ...

Ep9: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-03-02T15:22:59

Mary & Courtney are back this week discussing Oscars dramz, some of our faves joining DWTS, what's going on with Rob Kardashian, the sad sad life Raven from The Bachelor has led so far, Lisa Rinna ...

Ep8: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-02-24T03:32:02

Courtney & Mary break down this week of fabulous reality tv. We'd like to thank Bravo for really stepping up to the plate when ABC let us down. Hometowns made us love Corinne even more and turn on ...

Ep7: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-02-18T16:51:14

Guys, we are so sorry for the delay--we are like Lisa Rinna and blaming something else, which is the storm in LA. We travel to Bimini to spend some time with the new Bachelorette, #progress! Our VI...

Ep6: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-02-10T19:24:11

Joe Simpson's appearance on Vanderpump Rules has Mary & Courtney reminiscing about the good ole days. Mary tries to defend Lisa Rinna, but she just needs to OWN IT! Is anybody making it through The...

Ep5: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-02-03T21:39:19

Do we love James Kennedy? You bet we do! Mary & Courtney are back discussing how boring The Bachelor is, debating whether or not Courtney and Nick share a lisp, laughing at how thirsty these side p...

Ep4: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-01-26T05:46:35

Mary & Courtney take a page from Erika Jayne and have zero f*@ks to give this week as they discuss Corinne and The Bachelor, Team Rinna v Team Vanderpump, why Jax would ever agree to a roast, and w...

Ep3: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-01-20T00:43:17

EVERYBOOOOOODY, Courtney and Mary are back this week talking about The Bachelor (:40), Vanderpump Rules (17:40), Summer House (23:38) and a bit of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (28:57). Oh, ...

Ep2: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-01-12T01:01:15

Mary and Courtney are back! This week we discuss all the madness of the Golden Globes (2:05), the dalliances on The Bachelor (9:02), and the beautiful disaster that is Vanderpump Rules & Summer Hou...

Ep1: Two Judgey Girls from 2017-01-05T06:00:44

Courtney and Mary embark on the latest and "most controversial" season of The Bachelor.

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