Podcasts by Two Pints with Will & Ralf

A Swift Half talking GloryHoles! from 2023-12-08T17:01

Remember that story about the girl who went to Amsterdam, well Will hadn't heard it.... so I played it to him.... This is his reaction.

Enjoy your first swift half of the season!

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I'm still alive.... Mum x - Series 4 Episode 1. from 2023-12-06T00:00

Your boys are BACK and just in time for Christmas, with a big catch up and news of us going back out on the road.

(oh and sorry about the slight humm on the mics, we'll fix that for episod...

Two Pints (and a glass of wine) with Kate Thornton! from 2022-06-12T11:13

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Have a Word with Two Pints from 2022-02-14T05:00:55

This week was our second ever podcast collab episode this time it's with the lads from Have A Word Pod. We chat all things Two Pints, becoming stand-up comedians, and the now infamous night in M...

A PINT OF WINE! from 2021-12-03T13:00

Today’s bonus episode is brought to you in collaboration with Klarna. We are joined by Kate Thornton fro...

Two Pints with Will&Ralf, Season 2.5... ep 1 from 2021-10-27T04:00:49

We've not chatted to one another for a while, so we got together for a catch up!

Enjoy!

Come and say hello on our socials...

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Two Pints with Will & Ralf, Season 2.5... ep 1 from 2021-10-27T04:00:49

We've not chatted to one another for a while, so we got together for a catch up!

Enjoy!

Come and say hello on our socials...

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The Best Of Season 2 (Part Two) from 2021-08-25T23:00:58

Lets relive some of the best bits from Season 2, including some classic games of 'Guess The Theme Tunes' and 'Would You Rather?'.

You can also watch us have a laugh over on the Two Pi...

The Best Of Season 2 (Part One) | Two Pints With Will&Ralf S2 from 2021-08-17T23:00

We're missing you already! But while we set the wheels in motion for Season 3, kick back with a brew (or something stronger) and have a listen to some of the best bits from Season 2.

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The Best Guest Stories from Season 2 ft. Paddy McGuinness and Jason Manford | Two Pints With Will&Ralf S2 from 2021-08-10T23:00

We've had some absolutely cracking guests come on the pod this season, including Paddy McGuiness and Jason Manford. So we thought, while we gear up for Season 3, why not listen to some of the be...

Another Round Of'Would You Rather'| A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will&Ralf S2 from 2021-08-05T12:16:18

Get a Swift Half down ya. We're doing another round of 'Would You Rather'. Here's one for you, would you rather be hot and dumb or ugly and smart? AND we have a good old laugh over the fact Will...

Ep 11. One more round...The Euros final, adopting dogs and Vindaloo Two | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 from 2021-07-27T10:30:26

Alright then, let's do one more episode! Now we’ve just about gotten over the Euros, we’re chatting about the final, Will performing Vindaloo Two at Boxpark and why Ralf just can’t stop adopting...

Vindaloo Two! | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will&Ralf S2 from 2021-06-28T10:27:26

🥘 www.linktr.ee/vindalootwo 🥘

We chat about Will's new charity single Vindaloo Two - that's ...

Get Rid Of One | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will&Ralf S2 from 2021-06-23T11:59:32

Got time for a Swift Half? We play the game 'Get Rid Of One' where Ralf reveals his intense love for brown sauce and we discuss which meal we could live without between an English breakfast and ...

E10 - Season 2 FINALE! from 2021-06-17T11:22:04

Sorry for the rubbish wind sound on Ralf's mic... next time, he's sitting inside!

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"The balls of some people!"Chancers | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will&Ralf S2 from 2021-06-04T14:22:38

Time for another Swift Half just in time for the weekend. Have you every come across one of life's chancers? We're chatting about those kinds of people who'll try anything given the opportunity,...

We Answer Your Twitter Questions | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will&Ralf S2 from 2021-06-03T02:57:51

Fancy a Swift Half? We're answering all your Twitter questions like who our favourite actor is, whether we prefer dandelion and burdock or Tizer and the biggest one of all; whether we're circumc...

Ep 9. Ol' Glassy Eyes Is Back (We Got a Beer Sponsor! ?) Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 from 2021-05-25T23:00

The pubs are back open so you know what that means...it's time for TWO PINTS! We chat about lockdown lifting and why its our duty to drink at least 124 pints each to make up for lost time, all whil...

What We've Been Watching On The Telly... | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2 from 2021-05-07T07:35:07

It's almost the weekend, so let's celebrate with another swift half! We're chatting about all the stuff we've been watching on the telly recently, including the Netflix docu-series 'Surviving De...

The Unluckiest People Ever | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2 from 2021-05-04T23:00

You got time for a swift half? We're chatting about some of the unluckiest or luckiest people in the world (depending how you look at it!) including a bloke who survived a train crash, a plane c...

Ep 8. Brownie Points... A Swift Half | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E8 from 2021-04-28T15:03:44

We're back! Thank you for bearing with us. We'll explain everything in this episode and have a laugh over a very different meaning of the term 'brownie points', the whole mess that was the (not so)...

Ep 8. Brownie Points.. | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E8 from 2021-04-28T13:03:44

We're back! Thank you for bearing with us. We'll explain everything in this episode and have a laugh over a very different meaning of the term 'brownie points', the whole mess that was the (not so)...

Ep 8. Brownie Points.. | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 from 2021-04-28T13:03:44

We're back! Thank you for bearing with us. We'll explain everything in this episode and have a laugh over a very different meaning of the term 'brownie points'...

Is An Armadillo bulletproof? Will's Interesting Facts | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2 from 2021-04-20T23:00

We'll be back soon with a new episode, but before that, whet your whistle with this Swift Half where we chat about interesting facts like whether an Armadillo is bulletproof.

Come and ...

The Worst Jobs We've Ever Had | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 from 2021-04-06T11:00

Time for another Swift Half, where we chat about the worst jobs we've ever had - like dancing in a shop window half naked (!) and what we'd be doing if we weren't actors.

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Guess the TV Theme Tune... A Swift Half | Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E7 from 2021-03-31T23:00

Forget April Fools and hang out with us two fools for a swift one while we chew that fat over Pier’s Morgan’s firing, whether TV is too safe nowadays and listen to some classic TV theme tunes tr...

The Return Of 'Would You Rather'...Two Pints S2 E7 from 2021-03-25T12:00

In Season 2 Episode 7 of Two Pints with Will and Ralf, we play another game of Would You Rather and try to answer the age old question; Would you rather have dicks for fingers or a finger f...

"They let me get my knob out in front of everyone!" Audition Horror Stories | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 from 2021-03-18T00:00

We relive our worst auditions, like the time Will auditioned for Game of Thrones butt naked and when Ralf auditioned for The Hobbit knowing full well he wouldn't get the part. Showbusiness, you ...

“What’s wrong with being an attention seeker?!” | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E6 from 2021-03-14T23:22:23

We get deep with our mate Joe Tracini to talk about dealing with trolls on social media, how lockdown has affected our mental health and why it's so important to be open about it. 

&n...

Two Pints with... Joe Tracini from 2021-03-10T18:00:55

In Season 2 Episode 7 of Two Pints with Will and Ralf we play another game of Would You Rather and try to answer the age old question; Would you rather have dicks for fingers or a finger fo...

Will Mellor and Ralf Little Play Speak Out Game! | Two Pints Best Bits! from 2021-03-03T11:19:48

This is what happened when we Played Speak Out Game!

A short clip from Episode 1 where Will thought it would be a fantastic idea to whip out one of his favourite Christmas games and to...

A swift Half.... JONNY'S NOT DEAD! from 2021-02-27T01:04:11

This Friday, 26th Feb 2021 is a very special day in our history... Two pints is 20... And to celebrate.... HERRRREEEEEEE's JONNY!

Season 2 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in associa...

Some big News... Season 2 Episode 5 from 2021-02-24T17:00:52

This Friday, 26th Feb 2021 is a very special day in our history... find out why by listening, this week is going to be a lot of fun!

Season 2 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in asso...

Will talks about joining Coronation Street. Episode 4 | A Swift Half.... from 2021-02-22T10:00:55

Fancy a Swifty?

Join us for a chat about Will's new jon!

The podcast is presented by Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay ...

Love, Dogs & shaving your kids pubes.... Season 2 Episode 4.... from 2021-02-17T18:00:43

Season 2 episode 4 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new seas...

Two Pints Series 2 Episode 3 - Swift Half from 2021-02-14T10:00

Fancy a swift one this valentines day... this will get you in the mood for some loving...... not... Paddy had one belting story that we saved for you from our chat, boys, this one is sure to m...

Two Pints with.... Paddy McGuinness from 2021-02-11T08:54:16

Season 2 episode 3 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new seas...

Two Pints with.... JASON MANFORD! from 2021-02-03T17:00

Season 2 episode 2 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new seas...

Ep 1 Part 2.... Your Questions.. from 2021-01-30T10:42:19

Season 2 episode 1 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new seas...

We're BAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK... Episode 1 ....Part 1... from 2021-01-27T16:30:56

Season 2 episode 1 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new seas...

We're BAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK... Epiosde 1 ....Part 1... from 2021-01-27T16:30:56

Season 2 episode 1 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new season their website, www.ma...

Season 2..... Coming soon.... from 2021-01-16T05:00

We're baaaaaaaaaaaaack........ Almost.

Season 2 coming soon!

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A "Swift Half" with Will & Ralf from 2020-12-23T05:00

Hiya,

Fancy a swift one? Well join us for a quick natter and a drink, especially this Christmas week!

We thought it would be fun to drop share some extra stories each week s...

OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! from 2020-12-12T05:00:45

We're back for a couple of Christmas pints and more utter nonsense over zoom.

We wanted to say Merry Christmas to you all, talk about our favourite festive music, film and food.... and...

Season One: The Best Of from 2020-10-15T17:10:26

Season 1 highlights for you all to enjoy.

So, sit back, relax, and listen to the best bits from the first season of the Two Pints podcast.

from 2020-09-30T16:29:54

Will's not just about cats and fishing, he's also got some great stories about ..... Chickens....

Another bonus edit from the final episode of season 1!

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Biscuits......How do you eat yours? from 2020-09-25T11:50:39

Another best bit from the season, and one we didn't podcast, but Ralf and Will try some biscuits with some WEIRD toppings.... Don't listen to this over lunch!

BEST BITS COMING SOON!

S...

10. Season 1 finale. from 2020-09-09T08:30

It's our last pod of season 1, there's nothing more to say than THANK YOU, from the bottom of our hearts. IN this chat, we have a good old natter about a number of things, some silly and some mo...

9. Two Pints with Keith Lemon from 2020-08-19T08:00

Keith Lemon joins us to have a few Sunday afternoon pints (of water in Ralf's case).

A great catch up with one of Will's mates, some great banter, stories and chat about art's and craf...

8. Will's getting old... from 2020-08-05T07:00

We're back again, but this time it's 0830 Saturday morning, Ralf's first day off in 2 weeks and he's tired after a long week of shooting!

We're joined by the brothers who are behind Listen

7. Ralf's finally left his house.. and some very special magic! from 2020-07-24T11:00:58

DUNK... What's that noise... oh, just Ralf falling on his feet AGAIN... the boys are back with the first podcast in a world where lockdown is easing and Ralf is back to work.... Will's brought a...

6. Two Pints The musical Watch Along from 2020-07-07T04:00

So this is a funny one, it's something that you guys will either LOVE and it'll work perfectly, of you'll wonder WTF is going on and we'll never do it again! Watch the musical episode of Two Pin...

5. A Father's Day tribute to Bill Mellor. from 2020-06-16T04:00:34

With Father's Day upon us for another year Will & Ralf sit down for a couple of pints (still from home due to lockdown) and have a chat about Will's Dwad Bill who passed away unexpectedly on...

4. Will's theory about Aliens from 2020-06-03T00:37:57

Those of you who have listened to all our podcasts so far (all 3 of them) will know that Will's had some interesting theories about a few things, but most bonkers is his take on alien life forms...

3. Two Pints..... IN LOCKDOWN from 2020-05-19T16:51:01

Lockdown definitely hasn't stopped Will & Ralf's thirst and when the boys finally caught up on a video call, the chat flowed as smoothly as the beers (or wine).

As ever our lawyers...

2. Life since Two Pints.... from 2020-05-09T22:58:28

We're back baby, for a couple more pints in the pub, (pre Lockdown), this time, we're chatting about life since we last worked together, say Happy Birthday to Ralf, and Will gives us his theory on ...

1. Those were the days... from 2020-04-26T12:21:30

Will & Ralf get together for the first time in ages and take a trip down memory lane over a couple of pints. Join them as they chat through their favourite memories while making their cult (...

Two Pints with Will & Ralf Trailer from 2020-04-21T10:00

A little taste of what's to come....

See acast.c...