Podcasts by UncommonTakes

#053 Pity Pizza Party from 2021-03-03T11:00

Jimmy opens with a pod favorite: “What’s The Difference?” In this segment, Jimmy always seems informed, but he’s Australian, so how informed can he really be? The first question throws the group...

#052 First Anniversary (or Cat Kite Surfing Tidal Wave) from 2021-02-24T11:00

It’s our golden anniversary here at the Uncommonwealth Studios!!! And to commemorate our incredible accomplishment of tolerating one another, for an hour a week, every week, for an ENTIRE year, ...

#051 Prankception from 2021-02-17T11:00

It’s Prank Day on the pod!!!! In an attempt to end winter early, The Uncommonwealth Podcast has moved April Fools’ day to…TODAY.

Piers is unprepared for prank-day but that doesn'...

#050 Big News in the Platypus Community from 2021-02-10T11:00

The UCW Paddle celebrates their 50th episode by forgetting to acknowledge it’s the 50th episode but make up for it by throwing around all the platypuses (platypi?), movie quotes, BDSM scandals, ...

#049 A Steaming Pile of Coup from 2021-02-03T11:00

The UCW Kindle crushes it with a themed episode on "coups." Are we talking two door convertible cars, chicken houses or insurrections? Katherine starts us off with a coup from Chile, predictably...

#048 A Bit of Both from 2021-01-27T11:00

The UCW Colony is on a roll, folks! Climb in, strap in, and grab your barf bag. This week Jimmy comes out swinging with an epic discussion of famous kleptomaniac King Farouk of Egypt. Not to be ...

#047 The Girth of a Marriage from 2021-01-20T11:00

The UCW Cauldron really gets stirred up this week folks! Jimmy starts it off with a wedding announcement and then seamlessly segues into a segment on the Brooklyn Bridge. Adam, still smarting fr...

#046 A Fat Baby from 2021-01-13T11:00

The UCW Crash elevates their game in this epic episode that includes an extended behind the scenes look at how the UCW team laughs when one of them has technical issues. This ep is packed to the...

#045 A Quiet Wow Part 2 from 2021-01-06T11:00

The UCW Rafter completes the second part of the first ever Uncommonwealth Two Part Episode! Holy smokes, folks. Piers, that saucy Brit, talks about the Solomon Islands, dropping facts rapid fire...

#044 A Quiet Wow Part 1 from 2020-12-30T11:00

The UCW Bask gets down and dirty in an episode that had to be split in two! By popular demand, Katherine brings back fan-favorite (note, fan is meant in the singular) Sub Prime Minister! In this...

#043 You Can’t See the Scars from 2020-12-23T11:00

The UCW Pace cannot be denied! This week Katherine confidently articulates why Canadians are the best at quarantining. Adam is the victim of Katherine’s wraith as she is once again foiled during...

#042 The Baby is Human from 2020-12-16T11:00

The UCW Knot flawlessly executes a thematic episode despite each host using a different theme. Adam kicked it off with a classic Two Truths and a Lie segment about our favorite house-pet the Mon...

#041 The Versatile Turd from 2020-12-09T11:00

The UCW Litter pulls no punches this week folks. Oh Nelly! Piers kicks the ep off by trying to convince the team to put worms on their morning porridge. Katherine’s clinically disturbing obsessi...

#040 You Can Survive Anything in a Barrel from 2020-12-02T11:00

The UCW Barrel is on fire this week folks! Piers reinvents the pod intro. Then, the titanically pregnant Katherine does her long-anticipated Hugh Jackman segment, the excitement almost forcing h...

#039 I Gave Up Five Minutes Ago from 2020-11-25T11:00

The UCW Zeal continues a weekly tradition of impressing themselves. Adam launches the episode by pandering to our listener in Mozambique by talking about the country’s love of roller hockey. Pie...

#038 The Wizard of New Zealand from 2020-11-18T11:00

#038 The Wizard of New Zealand

The UCW Convocation welcomes Piers back from Tuvalu with an incredible episode that is both informative and sexually arousing. We begin with Jimmy taking th...

#037 The Wrath of Khan from 2020-11-11T11:00

The UCW Drove fights through Piers’ audio (is he still in Tuvalu?) to create another epic Podcast journey. These are no longer episodes folks, they’re journeys! Right out of the gate Katherine e...

#036 Katherine the Bane from 2020-11-04T13:06:52

The UCW Zeals don’t hold back this week. Piers reporting from the field in Tuvalu (at least that’s what his audio sounds like) gives an outstanding presentation on the world’s second smallest co...

#035 The Great Canadian Hockey Legend Donut Tragedy from 2020-10-28T10:00

The UCW Gam gets controversial this week in a Truth or Lie segment that reveals the inventor or the Hawaiian pizza. Then we double down on controversy during a discussion of some unique town nam...

#034 The Cheddar Man from 2020-10-21T10:00

The UCW Ambush gets real this week, folks! Jimmy tells us how his Dad’s new hardwood floors were attacked by a giant lizard. The team revisits Woke James Bond, casting Wayne Gretzky, Nelson Mand...

#033 The Pond House and the Sausage Sizzle from 2020-10-14T10:00

The UCW Smack discusses how a breast implant saved a Canadian woman’s life by deflecting a bullet, tackles how pond are different from lakes, dissects literary quotes that include a mongoose ref...

#032 The Shed at Dulwich from 2020-10-07T10:00

The UCW Tower gets tall baby. Adam kicks off the episode with a trip to Fiji, then Jimmy can’t contain his awe about giraffes, Katherine tries to gross out the team with exotic foods, and Piers ...

#031 Cyrus Miley Cyrus from 2020-09-30T10:00

#031 Cyrus Miley Cyrus

The UCW Shiver gets spicy. Piers leads the charge with a discussion of what should happen to people who disregard COVID rules, Katherine continues to find ways that...

#030 You Might Be Married in North Carolina from 2020-09-23T10:00

The UCW Cackle gets educational this week with Jimmy leading a lesson on the difference between Marmite and Vegemite, Piers offering up a film-worthy tale of how Zimbabwe was included in Google ...

#029 Thatcher the Milk Snatcher from 2020-09-16T10:00

The UCW Destruction strikes again! Piers explains why no one in Churchill, Manitoba locks their doors, Jimmy triggers Katherine’s fear of snakes during a story of how an Australian brown snake m...

#028 Marmaduke and the Loch Ness Beetches from 2020-09-09T10:00

The UCW Business gets right down to business when a discussion about Australia and Cameroon leads to a passionate debate about Bailey’s Irish Cream. Katherine reveals her crush on famed British ...

#027 Awful Person, Great at Charades from 2020-09-02T10:00

The UCW Quiver returns to its roots with an epic England or New England segment during which the team confuses parrots and pirates, a Head-to-Head Legends segment that pits Nelson Mandela versus...

#026 Incest, Unicorns, and a 900 Pound Diamond on Uranus from 2020-08-26T10:00

The UCW Cete gets the giggles as they cope with the uncomfortable subject of incest amongst royal families, diamonds on Uranus, unicorns, and strange laws in Trinidad and Tobago. Full of call-ba...

#025 Stalin’s Cheesecake from 2020-08-19T10:00

The UCW Shrewdness kicks of the quarter-century episode by educating listeners on what not to do in Zambia, pivots to a discussion of the impact on Druids from the COVID-related closing of Stone...

#024 Yogurt that is Frozen from 2020-08-12T10:00

The UCW Clowder kicks it off with Piers educating us on crazy world records like most tattoos, longest hair, and most body piercings (spoiler alert – it’s too many). Then Adam takes us into a me...

#023 Operation Fury and the Mongoose Gang from 2020-08-05T10:00

This week the UCW Caravan does a salt water deep dive into crocodiles, Katherine tries to avoid a repeat of her previous list debacle while presenting the best places to be born, Adam doesn’t co...

#022 Homo Milk and Whatnot from 2020-07-29T11:49:49

#022 Homo Milk and Whatnot

The UCW Obstinacy gets right into it in this one! We discuss the Australian Prime Minister almost ruining someone’s newly sodden lawn, what the world might look...

#021 Traffic Jelly from 2020-07-22T10:00

The UCW Pandemonium discusses the O.G. Captain Morgan, gets confused about the difference between jelly and jam when marmalade is thrown into the mix, learns about the worst British Prime Minist...

#020 Australia Enters the Space Race from 2020-07-15T10:00

The UCW Swarm has a rocky start as Jimmy and Katherine confuse jousting with fencing, then Katherine teaches the gang a thing or two about Bangladesh, Jimmy complains that NASA has never paid Au...

#019 Three Truths, a Mongoose, and Mutiny from 2020-07-08T10:00

The UCW Parade starts with an epic two truths and a lie about celebrities Charlize Theron and Daniel Day Lewis, gets into fan favorite Australian slang terms, learns which Commonwealth countries...

#018 The Cannibal Rat Apocalypse from 2020-07-01T10:00

The UCW Float introduces some new sound effects as they learn that Sydney Australia has a cannibal rat problem, discuss five fun facts about Canada (blueberries anyone?), get an update on Jimmy’...

#017 The Lost Nixon Administration from 2020-06-24T10:00

The UCW Herd provides an update on the Queen on track to become the longest reigning monarch in all of history, discusses Boris Johnson’s senior advisor’s Twitter hack, contemplates the naming o...

#016 Pizza in Italy Sucks from 2020-06-17T10:00

The UCW Flock discussed Prince Philip’s role in solving the Romanov mystery, the Skype King of Ghana, the most popular foods in the world, and we go deep in a sports legends head-to-head segment...

#015 The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist from 2020-06-10T10:00

Episode 15 The Great Maple Syrup Heist

The UCW Pride has a blast with a head-to-head-to-head sports heros segment that puts Oscar Pestorius Ritchie McCaw, and Dennis Rodman in the ring co...

#014 The Heat Wave Hot Sauce Expo from 2020-06-03T10:00

The UCW Gaggle talks Singapore during a riveting Two Truths and a Lie segment, tries to understand the social distancing guidelines in the Yukon, Canada, marvels at a new world record set for th...

#013 Arise Sir Loin from 2020-05-27T10:00

Just went you think the episodes cannot get saucier we bring you “Arise Sir Loin!” The team rips into former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott, talks about bear hibernation, contemplates whe...

#012 Don't you just hate drunk dogs from 2020-05-20T10:00

The UCW Crew digs into how an Australian dog drank too much, is critical of the Australian Prime Minister for setting off fireworks, revisits one of the best bands of the 1980s, and considers wh...

#011 Nelson Mandela on the Roof from 2020-05-13T10:00

One of the best episodes yet! Piers presents an epic England versus New England that leads to a revelation that Adam has met the Sheriff of Bejing (you read that right). Katherine discusses the ...

#010 Nickers the Cow from 2020-05-06T10:00

The team starts with two truths and a lie quote time, first with Robert Pattinson and then Russell Crowe from Gladiator. Then the team discusses Nickers the enormous Australian cow, the making o...

#009 Talk to Me Mongoose from 2020-04-29T08:00

The team overcomes some audio difficulties and still delivers an ep for the ages! Steak for women, cockroach racing, Cockney slang, a lightening round, and a weird broken telephone bear story, t...

#008 Frozen Fish Festival from 2020-04-22T14:00

Team UCW has some fun with Australian slang, discusses naked cleaning services, poses the age old question – who would win at bowling if David Beckham played Usain Bolt, and hears all about the ...

#007 Three Dogs and a Parakeet from 2020-04-15T14:00

The UCW gang considers what Canadian musical legend the Barenaked Ladies meant by "if I had a million dollars", ponders a Guinness Book of World Records record involving pineapples, is astonishe...

#006 Uptown Pump from 2020-04-08T14:00

The UCW Team talks about an Aussie world record, discusses small town Saskatchewan, debates flags, and wraps it up with two truths and a lie.  Epic ep!  Enjoy!  As always please rate, review, an...

#005 Death of a Snailsman from 2020-04-01T14:00

The UCW team scrutinizes sewers and how to name ponds, Jimmy’s exotic animal segment makes a triumphant return, the Beatles make their first appearance in the pod as does Prince George’s shorts....

#004 Most Sheeps Sheared from 2020-03-25T14:00

Team UCW debates which side of the road to dive on, darts, sheep shearing, hijackings, scheduling meetings with ex’s, and more!  As always please rate, review, and subscribe.

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