Podcasts by Undesignated Players: A Low-Budget MLS Fantasy Podcast

S4:E6 The Chicago of Canada from 2023-03-31T14:30:57

Better late than never. Ryan and Sarah are back this week to discuss all things ChatGPT, Canadian city rivalries, and that fantasy MLS thing too, I guess.

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S4:E5 Great Danes from 2023-03-24T13:00:33

Join Ryan and Sarah this week for lots of puns and a little MLS fantasy advice. (LAF)C U next week!

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S4:E4 Löwen and Groovin' from 2023-03-17T13:00:23

Ryan and Sarah are back for another week of fantasy MLS chat.

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S4:E3 FUNdesignated players from 2023-03-10T14:30:49

Ryan and Sarah are back to discuss week three of the fantasy MLS season. Join them as they chat daylight saving time, Concacaf Champions League, and the worst 90 minutes of soccer Ryan has ever ...

S4:E2 you can do better from 2023-03-02T14:18:26

They're back, and just as questionable as ever. Join Ryan and Sarah this week as they break down their week one performances, discuss the Black Coat conspiracy, and decide once and for all if he...

S4:E1 50 Cent (will qualify for playoffs) from 2023-02-23T14:00:01

Isn't that Ludacris???? Ryan and Sarah are back for another fantastic season of MLS Fantasy podcasting. Join them this week as they discuss if Penn Badgley is hot, the blackmail drama on the US ...

S3:E28 the meme team from 2022-10-05T13:00:06

It's the last week of the regular season, and Ryan and Sarah are here (as they have been the whole MLS fantasy season (except for that one week)) to convince you to throw it all away.

twi...

S3:E27 the penaldimate episode from 2022-09-27T13:00:06

Undesignated Players is back after a fun international break for yet another tiny baby DGW.

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S3:E26 he's a 10, but from 2022-09-13T13:00:17

Three double game weeks in a row??? Stop the madness!

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S3:E25 tiny baby DGW from 2022-09-07T13:00:05

It's another DGW, and this one is so wimpy, it shouldn't even warrant its own Wednesday episode. But alas, here we are.

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S3:E24 We Are the Champions (League begins) from 2022-08-31T13:00:41

The DGW can't get us down this time. Sarah and Ryan are back for Week 25, with another highly insightful and informative episode, filled to the brim with all the fantasy MLS content you could im...

S3:E23 Mean Goals from 2022-08-25T13:00:16

The inevitable occurred, and Ryan and Sarah are truly sorry for missing a week of podcasting. But have no fear, your trusty podcast hosts are back to shepherd you through another week of MLS fan...

S3:E22 XOXO, gossip goal from 2022-08-11T13:00:48

Ryan and Sarah are riding high after their performances in week 21, and this week it's all about love. Listen in as they talk smooching on the soccer field, the best business handshakes, and brothe...

S3:E21 Undesignated Players (34 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) from 2022-08-02T13:00:39

They're serious podcasters now, and Ryan and Sarah cannot be thrown off track by a Sunday to Tuesday turnaround time. Sarah showcases a mediocre Bruce Wayne impression, Ryan explains memes, and ...

S3:E20 Where Is The Lod? from 2022-07-28T13:00:44

This episode has everything: Carlos Vela hate, Jozy Altidore hate, Charlotte FC hate. Join Ryan and Sarah as they take stock of where all the teams stand at this point in the season, and discuss...

S3:E19 hot goal summer from 2022-07-21T13:00:21

It's getting hot in here, and we're not just talking about Ryan and Sarah's week 18 performance. Join the married couple with the highest combined score in a week of fantasy MLS (probably) as th...

S3:E18 Chooseday from 2022-07-12T13:00:56

The MLS schedule is relentless, but Ryan and Sarah are weathering the storm this season. Join them for a short and sweet episode discussing another jam-packed (like Wayne Rooney's suitcases) dou...

S3:E17 A Leg and an Arm from 2022-07-07T13:05:30

It's (kind of?) rivalry week in MLS, and Ryan and Sarah are ready for it. Listen as Sarah struggles through a basic math equation, Ryan talks about gams, and they mention the recent flight delay...

S3:E16 TGW? from 2022-06-29T13:00:44

This isn't your normal double game week episode, because this week Ryan and Sarah embark on a journey to find the mysterious and elusive triple game week. Join them as they try to uncover whethe...

S3:E15 Pablo Ruiz Picasso from 2022-06-23T13:00:19

It's a busy week here in the Undesignated Players household, so enjoy a short, sweet, and to the point episode. Listen as Ryan and Sarah bid farewell to Matt Turner with a big slice of cake, the...

S3:E14 OR NORRRRRR from 2022-06-14T13:00:56

After some much needed rest, Ryan and Sarah are ready to jump back into MLS Fantasy content with a fun and fresh double game week. Join them as they discuss the double-L sound, vampires, and Aus...

S3:E13 I miss Vine from 2022-05-26T13:00:16

They're back and better than ever. Except for Ryan, who is decidedly worse. Please excuse his voice, and any errant coughing or sniffling noises during this episode, our dearest Ryan has fallen ...

S3:E12 it's week (taylor) twelve, man from 2022-05-18T13:00:25

Undesignated Players on a Wednesday?? You know what that means; it's a double game week, and this isn't your grandmother's double game week. Ryan and Sarah are back to shepherd you through a wee...

S3:E11 fantasy gargoyle from 2022-05-12T13:00:52

Tensions are high after last week's double game week, but Sarah and Ryan soldier on to bring you MLS fantasy advice for Week 11. They reevaluate the "buns" teams, discuss various US Open events,...

S3:E10 everybody boo from 2022-05-04T13:00:35

Ryan and Sarah are podcast machines, and have returned for another week (even though MLS tried to throw a curveball by cooking up the ~worst~ double game week ever). Strap in for your weekly dos...

S3:E9 gorgeous gorgeous goals from 2022-04-28T13:00:52

Need your fix of MLS fantasy advice? Sarah and Ryan are back for another week, and they'll hook you up with the good stuff. If you can manage to make it through the rather lengthy discussion of ...

S3:E8 Much Too Much Soccer from 2022-04-22T13:00:03

A day late, and a dollar short. Join Ryan and Sarah on their latest journey into familiar territory (the Olympics, children's books, making fun of the Revs) and find all the best MLS fantasy adv...

S3:E7 Major League Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer from 2022-04-14T12:00

Just as they promised, Sarah and Ryan are back for another week of regularly scheduled programming. They cover all you need to know about week 7, with only a sprinkle of mocking the Revs and a d...

S3:E6 Out of the Farmer's League from 2022-04-08T14:46:54

ICYMI, Ryan and Sarah made a special guest appearance on MLS Fantasy Insider this week, ...

S3:E5 twice as much soccer in this episode from 2022-03-25T13:00

It’s the first double game week of the season, and Ryan and Sarah are here to help you prepare. If you’ve ever wondered if Sarah knows who the lead singer of Queen is, or why a fullback is calle...

S3:E4 Carles the Gil and the Blustery Day from 2022-03-17T13:00

Another week down, and your favorite undesignated players (Ryan and Sarah) are back to chit-chat. Listen this week as Ryan puts his cart before his horse, Sarah references children's literature ...

S3:E3 Happy Fantasizing from 2022-03-10T14:00

Ryan and Sarah are back for another week, and they're out for redemption. Just a few more bad fantasy weeks away from no longer being qualified to host a fantasy MLS podcast, they keep the conve...

S3:E2 On the Road by Kurt Vonnegut from 2022-03-03T22:00

Are you up for a challenge? Try to find any comprehensible and cohesive fantasy advice in this episode. Join Sarah and Ryan this week as they discuss literature, robbery, and lots and lots of bo...

S3:E1 Hogwash, Hogwarts from 2022-02-24T14:00

Just when you thought you’d never hear their voices again, Ryan and Sarah make a triumphant and long-winded return to the MLS fantasy podcast world. Join them for an action-packed 90 minutes (pl...

S2:E18 Alexa, play All Star by Smash Mouth from 2021-08-27T12:00

Here it is. Are you happy now?

Enjoy a short and sweet episode for Week 18. Happy playing!

S2:E17 The WORST Fan Base in MLS from 2021-08-17T12:00

It’s another double game week, folks, and Ryan and Sarah are not happy about it. Join them for some fun conversation about leafy greens, murders in the happiest place on earth, and, as always, M...

S2:E16 Nathan for You(r fantasy team) from 2021-08-13T12:00

You know the drill; it's another low budget (low effort) episode of Undesignated Players. Ryan and Sarah are back for a normal episode featuring mostly talk about soccer and only a little talk a...

S2:E15 Look at me... who's the captain now? from 2021-08-04T19:33:57

Better late than never, right? In a one man mini-episode, Ryan holds back the tears and puts on a brave face to discuss Gil's injury and preview another soccer-filled double game week. Hit us up...

S2:E14 MLS Fantasy Podcast Olympic Silver Medalists from 2021-07-28T12:00

Another week, another podcast about MLS fantasy (and a whole lot of non-MLS fantasy related chatter.) You've been waiting for it, and you'll finally get it this week; Ryan updates the buns list....

S2:E13 Big Button from 2021-07-20T12:00

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's another unedited Undesignated Players episode! The relentless MLS schedule has forced our hand, and now you, lucky listener, are stuck with all the erms, ums and ...

S2:E12 Toxic Fans (not the Britney Spears kind) from 2021-07-16T14:00

Ryan and Sarah are back to their normal antics this week, with a long episode that starts out with about 30 minutes of chatting unrelated to MLS in which Sarah, on her own sports podcast, states...

S2:E11 Michael Bradley is Good from 2021-07-07T12:00

Was last week the worst week of your life? Was it because there was no Undesignated Players episode to guide you through Week 10 of MLS fantasy? Never fear! Ryan and Sarah are back, with their n...

S2:E10 No Cuts, No Buts, No Coconuts from 2021-06-22T12:00

Join Ryan and Sarah for a special unedited episode, as they preview the Week 9 DGW in MLS fantasy. Ryan is thriving during this "summer of soccer" and you'll hear all about it! Plus, Sarah gives...

S2:E9 Chomp-Omp and Thwomp from 2021-06-17T12:00

Ryan and Sarah are back with your regularly scheduled programming. Aside from a short 20 minute tangent about the Revs rebrand, this episode is jam-packed with relevant MLS fantasy content.

S2:E8 The Tiny Baby Episode from 2021-06-11T12:00

Sarah and Ryan are back after a week off to discuss the first game of Week 8 in MLS Fantasy. If you listen until the end, you'll get a special peek into a "behind the scenes" moment that can onl...

S2:E7 Make These Kids Beg for Mercy from 2021-05-28T12:00

Ryan and Sarah are back with an episode that will leave you asking “is this just a podcast where two random people hit on highly accomplished professional athletes?” Join them as they discuss ci...

S2:E6 Twellmen Not Allowed from 2021-05-20T12:00

Join Ryan and Sarah for an action-packed episode, filled to the brim with MLS fantasy advice. Listen as Sarah challenges professional soccer coaches to do more work, Ryan brags about his Premier...

S2:E5 Real Salty from 2021-05-12T12:00

Ryan and Sarah hit the airwaves for yet another lightly researched gab session about some things fantasy related. If you listen closely, you might be able to discern if this is indeed a MLS fant...

S2:E4 Brad Smith (American lawyer) from 2021-05-06T16:00

Join Ryan and Sarah for an incoherent hour of talking, with a little bit of MLS fantasy advice sprinkled in. Listen as Sarah breaks the world record for the most times anyone has said "podcast a...

S2:E3 You'll NEVER Believe Where These 5 Aging European Stars Ended Up from 2021-04-30T12:00

Ryan and Sarah stay surprisingly on-topic to bring you your weekly fix of chatty MLS fantasy advice. Ryan hands over the buns crown to one lucky team, Sarah decides a Vancouver player needs mult...

S2:E2 no stats, just vibes from 2021-04-22T14:00

Spoiler Alert: This episode contains more minutes than Carlos Vela's first appearance this season.

Join Ryan and Sarah as they recap week 1 of the MLS fantasy season, and look ahead to we...

S2:E1 2021 MLS Opening Week from 2021-04-15T18:12:19

Ryan and Sarah have resurrected the podcast to bring to you somewhat researched, mostly rambling advice for your Fantasy MLS team going into Week 1 of the 2021 season. Highlights include a surpr...

S1:E1 (Jose)F in the Chat from 2020-03-05T16:29:26

Ryan and Sarah discuss the surprising upside of Josef Martinez's ACL tear, Ryan doubles down on his "Montreal are buns" stance (and not the King's Hawaiian kind) and they both look ahead to poss...