Podcasts by Unexpected Fluids

Squirties Awards: 50th episode special! from 2019-10-28T00:30

Sophie Duker, Gina Martin, Karen Hobbs, Master Dominic, Jamie Windust and Lola Jean help Riyadh and Alix celebrate 50 episodes! We bring you the Squirties – the first Unexpected Fluids Awards ce...

Extra Splash: The Test from 2019-10-25T04:00

When did you last get checked? After this week’s episode with Nathaniel Hall, Alix and Riyadh explore STI testing by getting a little prick each… in the finger. What happens when you go into a c...

Sex (and HIV) Positivity with Nathaniel Hall from 2019-10-21T00:00

The first time Nathaniel Hall had sex he contracted HIV. Nathaniel, a theatre maker, actor and campaigner from Stockport tells his story, including resisting telling his mum, making an award wi...

Extra Splash: Abstinence from 2019-10-19T04:00

Welcome to the first of Extra Splash mini episodes. We had a flood of emails from you about abstinence after the Kelsey De Almeida episode. Why do some people choose it? Can going fap-free impro...

Edinburgh: the second coming from 2019-10-14T04:00

Rose Johnson on having Pointless sex, wedding nights and Edinburgh one night stands; Darren Harriott on circumcision and learning about love from R&B; Alix gets a sexy surprise and we all ge...

Aimee Lou Wood’s Sex Education from 2019-10-06T23:30

Are actors more or less real in bed? Can a tampon get lost inside you? What’s with all the sex fog in films? All these questions and more are answered in our second sex-on-screen special, in whi...

Ethical porn with Erika Lust from 2019-09-29T23:30

Can award winning porn director Erika Lust make our sexual fails sexy? We also hear why a member of her crew had to hold a bed for 45 minutes, how she is disrupting the industry and listener Tal...

A virgin’s tale with Kelsey De Almeida from 2019-09-22T23:30

Christian virgin Kelsey de Almeida on escaping the women trying to deflower him, why his parents offered to help him get laid and religious porn. We also had a flood of emails about squirting wi...

From top to bottom with Josh Jones from 2019-09-15T23:30

Comedian Josh Jones on foot festishes, foreskin clothes pegs and finding and owning his voice, Alix and Riyadh get to know him from top to bottom. Plus the very specific world of Sonic the Hedge...

Diving deep with Lily Phillips from 2019-09-08T23:30

Comedian Lily Phillips dives deep into stories of vulvas, underwater rope bondage and dog periods. Big thanks to Steve for sharing a tale of a workplace romance gone epically wrong. Plus if you ...

Coming live from Edinburgh! from 2019-09-02T04:00

Helen Bauer talks about her dad’s porn search history, why Zoe Coombs Marr is always offered semen and the glorious return of Adam Rowe; there’s a fistful of comedy talent live from the BBC Tent...

Record-breaking lols with Lola Jean from 2019-08-26T04:00

The holder of the world record for most volume of squirting, sex educator Lola Jean, joins Alix and Riyadh. Exploring myths, male squirting and muscle groups, we’re gushing with pride to be back...

The Return to Edinburgh from 2019-07-31T10:08

Series 4 is coming, plus we return to Edinburgh Fringe Festival!

On the 18th August we’ll be recording two special episodes in Edinburgh and we want you there! Expect filth, fun and the f...

Sloppy seconds from 2019-05-26T23:30

Investigating a legendary medical myth, unsolicited dick pics and an (almost) killer story, we’re mopping up Series 3. Packed with outtakes and extras, there are also cleaning tips for dodgy sta...

Dom-ing with Desiree Burch from 2019-05-19T23:30

From the tooth guy to labelling, comedian Desiree Burch shares titbits from life as virgin dominatrix, being a bisexual and the differences between sex in the US and UK. Thanks to Sam and Alexan...

A cheeseboard of calamity with Come Curious from 2019-05-13T04:00

How not to experiment with coldplay, how many batteries you should take to a swingers party in Jamaica and what to do if your bank manager calls you up at work... when you work as a cam girl. Fl...

The miseducation of Harry Clayton-Wright from 2019-05-05T23:30

The worst/best videos teachers showed you, Harry’s Tumblr life and his dad’s unusual approach to sex education. We’re still recording the series, so if have a hilarious real-life tale of sexual ...

Porn with Sophie Anderson from 2019-04-28T23:30

Pornstar and viral sensation Sophie Anderson joins Alix and Riyadh to talk all things porn; from fear of joining the industry to becoming an LGBT icon. Plus she reveals stories of when waterspor...

A&E with Dr Alex George from 2019-04-21T23:30

Love Island’s Dr Alex reveals his most bizarre sexual A&E stories, why he ‘abstained’ on the show and the perils of dating when famous. Plus Alix reads a WILD listener story that ends with o...

On A Roll with Aaron Simmonds from 2019-04-14T23:30

Award winning comedian and wheelchair user Aaron Simmonds talks strip Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit, phantom limbs and manscaping.

Additional production support provided by BBC Ouch.

Sex parties with Amrou Al-Kadhi from 2019-04-06T23:30

Sex parties, Iraqi families and being non-binary in the gay dating scene with drag performer and filmmaker Amrou Al-Kadhi. Thanks to Victoria for sharing a story of an overpopulated jacuzzi! We’...

The big penis problem from 2019-03-31T23:30

Comedian Stephen Bailey talks about the problem with big penises, and what he learned from Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Plus a listener shares the perils of post-coital politics. We’re still recordi...

Vaginal worship at sex camp from 2019-03-25T00:30

Comedian Fran Bushe talks about squirting workshops, sex camp and the perils of vaginal eggs in her quest for better sex. Plus Alix reads one of the most intense stories we’ve ever had on the po...

A mile high with Munroe Bergdorf from 2019-03-18T00:30

Munroe Bergdorf joins Alix and Riyadh to talk about porn preferences, awkward threesomes, joining the mile high club and trans lingerie. After last week’s chat about objectophilia, Alix challeng...

Getting dirty with a naked cleaner from 2019-03-11T00:30

We’ve cleaned up our act for Series 3. Ethan the naked cleaner joins Riyadh Khalaf and Alix Fox, sharing how to avoid bleach near your bits, hoarders’ houses and the worst fluid/surface combo to...

Ready to go again? from 2019-03-04T00:30

We’re warming up for Series 3, with loads more of your hilarious tales of sexual fail. We’re still recording the series, so if you’d like to send us a story email us! unexpectedfluids@bbc.co.uk

A Bonus Boner from 2018-12-24T00:28

Jack Ladd has written an erotic tale of Alix and Riyadh. Could this happen IRL? You’ll have to wait for Series 3 to find out. We’ll be back in early 2019. In the meantime, if you have a hilariou...

E16S2: What’s your favourite part? from 2018-12-17T00:30

Relax in the afterglow of the epic session that was Series 2. Alix and Riyadh show each other their favourite bits – featuring Jason Dorito, the hidden condom, where Barbie was and more. If you ...

E15S2: Samantha Baines talks NSFW from 2018-12-10T00:30

Warning: contains explicit punograpy. The real 360 annual appraisal, Channing Tatum’s journey from stripper to fawn and what your barista is really doing in the stockroom… comedian Samantha Bai...

E14S2: Jack Ladd enters a world of pain from 2018-12-03T00:30

There’s a fine line that we obviously crossed so you didn’t have to. Erotic writer Jack Ladd discusses throuples, double penetration and sub-spacing.

E13S2: Discovering Brennan Reece from 2018-11-26T00:19

Broken lipsticks, iron bedframes and eye surgery… when things aren’t what they seem. Comedian Brennan Reece reads your stories and discovers during the recording that he likes nipples.

E12S2: Foreplay with Fern Brady from 2018-11-19T00:29

Warming up, getting hot, the storm before the calm… just don’t call it foreplay; Alix explains why she doesn’t like the word. Plus your stories of licking, kissing, farting and, er, inappropriat...

E11S2: Holiday sex in Malta from 2018-11-12T00:30

Cruising on a family holiday, how to self-pleasure while sharing a room and a disastrous encounter with the army; Malta’s first comedy drag queen Chucky Bartolo aka Tolqueen helps Alix and Riyad...

E10S2: Sloppy Seconds Stories With Marvin Abbey from 2018-11-05T00:49

Rogue toenails, over friendly dogs and awful advice from mums all feature in our Sloppy Seconds tales this week, mopping up the best stories on previous themes. Marvin from 1Xtra’s 3 Shots of Te...

E9S2: Sex Shops with Olga Koch from 2018-10-28T23:59

Comedian Olga Koch joins Alix & Riyadh to talk sex shops including numerous tales from sales assistants on the frontline

E8S2: Food Stuff with Sarah Keyworth from 2018-10-21T23:29

Comedian Sarah Keyworth joins Alix & Riyadh to talk about all the scoffing and boffing! When playing with food goes either completely right of completely wrong.

E7S2: The worst sex tips with Harriet Kemsley from 2018-10-14T23:34

Comedian Harriet Kemsley helps Alix and Riyadh read the worst sex tips you’ve ever been given, from ginger to plastic bags…

E6S2: Perusing the penis with Adam Rowe from 2018-10-07T23:33

Adam Rowe wangs on about dongs with Alix and Riyadh, reading your stories of penis pleasure and pain… From Barbies and banjos.

E5S2: Exploring vaginas with Kemah Bob from 2018-09-30T23:30

Wipe down your walls and grab a towel, the vagina episode is here! Kemah Bob is IUD AF. Thanks to all the anons for sharing your stories!

E4S2: Sex tech fails with Lou Sanders from 2018-09-23T23:38

From badly copied porn to mis-sent sexts, Lou Sanders reads your stories of tech crashing your sex life.

E3S2: Smells with Lauren Pattison from 2018-09-17T04:00

The scents that get you horny and the stinks that turn you off. Comedian Lauren Pattison gets up close and personal with bodily smells and makes a call to answer a rather intimate question.

E2S2: Sex outside the bedroom with Desiree Akhavan from 2018-09-10T04:00

From saunas to cars, your tales of doing it outside the bedroom. With film director Desiree Akhavan on sex parties, sploshing and cake farts!

E1S2: Live at Edinburgh! from 2018-09-03T04:00

Unexpected Fluids returns, bigger and wetter than ever live from Edinburgh! With Kiri Pritchard-Mclean, Larry Dean and your stories of an inflatable whale, Mr Blobby and vomit.

E12: Weird myths with Samira Mighty from 2018-07-30T04:00

Love Island's Samira on hiding mics on set, queefs and sex myths you used to believe. Much to Riyadh's disappointment Alix debunks the most far-fetched urban myth she's ever heard

E11: Getting kinky with Norris&Parker from 2018-07-23T04:00

From shower gel to pregnancy, comedians Norris & Parker tell your tales of kinks gone wrong. A listener caught in a hogtie prompts the biggest, weirdest tangent of the series...

E10: Sloppy Seconds with Shane Jenek from 2018-07-16T04:00

Shane Jenek aka Courtney Act mops up your stories, how to self-pleasure in the Big Brother house, malfunctions with tape and gender fluidity. Plus what not to use as a butt plug.

E09: Sex toys with Monty Onanuga from 2018-07-09T04:00

From rope ties and yoga lies to the toys which will never get made and some very awkward train journeys, your stories gave us a buzz! With Monty Onanuga.

E08: Kissing with Master Dom from 2018-07-02T04:00

Who knew kissing could escalate this quickly? BDSM dominant Master Dominic on your stories of spit, snot and serious spanking. Just don't mention "that book" or you're in trouble.

E07: Stripping with Aurie Styla from 2018-06-25T04:00

It’s a hard life for male strippers… comedian Aurie Styla lays bare some secrets for Alix Fox and Riyadh Khalaf. Plus your nakedly honest tales of stripping fails...

E06: time for a quickie? from 2018-06-19T10:16

Keeping it brief, Alix's are like a cat's cradle and Riyadh's got his pants pants on. Plus household objects NOT to try at home.

E05: Extra people with Elf Lyons from 2018-06-15T17:20

People, interrupted: 3am al fresco sex and unruly remotes. Comedian Elf Lyons joins Riyadh Khalaf and Alix Fox on wanted and unwanted extras in your sex stories.

E04: Roleplay with Sofie Hagen from 2018-06-04T04:00

Sexy prime ministers and greasy burgers with the wonderfully oversharing comedian/podcaster Sofie Hagen. Big thanks to "Alicia", "Rochelle" and all the anons for your stories!

E03: Pubes with The Guyliner from 2018-05-28T04:00

Join your fearless hosts Alix Fox & Riyadh Khalaf in making the pubic public. Stories so embarrassing you might want to curl up and dye. Featuring special guest The Guyliner.

E02: Masturbating with Hannah Witton from 2018-05-21T02:00

Your hilarious stories of jacking, jilling, giving yourself a low five... Thanks to "Amy", "Steve" and more for the stories and to sex vlogger Hannah Witton for lending a hand ;)

E01: Getting wet with The Slumflower from 2018-05-14T16:56

Grab your umbrella, Riyadh & Alix are about to get proper wet with The Slumflower. Thanks to "Frank" and all the other brave anons for your stories of sex going wrong!

Welcome to Unexpected Fluids from 2018-05-08T17:00

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