Podcasts by VGer Please!

Farwell Rick Soongchez (ENT S4 : E6) from 2023-12-07T05:30

We finally manage to do a whole Season 4 episode in one go as we review "The Augments"! It's tragic endings all around as we get more jailbreaks, Adam Smasher going full madman, and the most unc...

When the Coworker Murder Isn't Simulated (ENT S4 : E5 PART 2) from 2023-11-30T05:30

We enjoy everyone going into Maximum Actor Mode as we finish our review of "Cold Station 12". Compelling drama swirls around us as we see the Nerfed MACOs get punked again, Dr. Soongchez realize...

Phlox's Best Friend With Benefits (ENT S4 : E5 PART 1) from 2023-11-23T05:30

Your hosts continue to explore the depths of every moment of this suddenly high quality television program as we start our review of "Cold Station 12"! Between the high stakes drama and careful ...

Archer Morty and Dr. Rick Soong (ENT S4 : E4 PART2) from 2023-11-16T05:30

We try to use all the Enterprise Season 4 buffalo as we review the second half of "Borderlands"! We get multiple classic jailbreaks, MACOS getting hit with a nerf patch, and Mayweather denied gr...

Augumented Wushu Overactors (ENT S4 : E4 PART1) from 2023-11-09T05:30

We go deep on the forbidden lore as your heroes discuss the first half of "Borderlands"! An episode so rich with content we had to split our discussion up into two parts, we get the Rick Sanchez...

Home Is Where The Trauma Is (ENT S4 : E3) from 2023-11-02T04:30

With all that German side plot out of the way, the season really starts as we watch "Home". Everybody has a bad time when the NX-01 returns - we got PTSD, angry drunks, last-second weddings, and...

WurstWorld : Part Deux! (ENT S4 : E2) from 2023-10-26T04:30

Things get a lot worse as we wrap up the NX-01's prior season Quest Log as we review "Storm Front, Part 2"! The writers can't get of the Temporal Cold War fast enough as we straight speed run to...

WurstWorld (ENT S4 : E1) from 2023-10-19T04:30

We fly into Enterprise's final season with an episode filled with all the C&C Red Alert cutscenes you never saw in "Storm Front"! Just when they thought they earned a rest, the NX-01 faces a Tim...

The Power of All That D (PIC S3 : E9-10) from 2023-10-12T04:30

We reach the awesome, if inevitable, conclusion as the last TNG character returns for the thrilling Picard S3 finale! We review Episodes 9 -10, Peter has a single tear form in his eye as the Big...

Jedi Worf Dreams of Deanna (PIC S3 : E5-8) from 2023-10-05T04:30

Our nostalgic, high-quality final journey with the TNG crew continues as we review Picard S3 Episodes 5-8! It's time to put the band back together while the Titan is on the run, we thankfully st...

The Last Second Hail Mary Play (PIC S3 :E1-4) from 2023-09-28T04:30

In this year's most unexpected plot twist, Joseph and Peter watch and real time as Terry Matalas saved Star Trek: Picard from it's garbage fate with it's excellent Season 3! In the first of our ...

The ENT Season 3 RIP! from 2023-09-21T04:30

With the Xindi arc now (mostly) behind us, Peter and Joseph review the season-that-was of Enterprise! Season 3 was a banger as predicted, but what made it work so well? What could be improved?  ...

The Battle of Body Count Bridge (ENT S3 : E24) from 2023-09-14T04:30

Earth faces the worst OSHA violation in the galaxy as we watch the thrilling "Zero Hour"! We have shootouts, uncomfortable skin makeup, Mortal Kombat fights, and Best Frenemies showing up with t...

Hoshi's Bad Day At Work (ENT S3 :E23) from 2023-09-07T04:30

It's all hands on deck as we review Season 3's penultimate  offering, "Countdown"! Hoshi has a Very Bad Time with her new friends, Diplomat Archer continues to emerge, Major Hayes is two weeks f...

Degra's Denouemnt (ENT S3 : E22) from 2023-08-31T04:30

The Terminus Systems Arc begins it's climax as the NX-01 rolls in for "The Council". As Archer puts on his best Diplomacy Face, he tries to convince the the Xindi that maybe religiously motivate...

NX - 01...Part Two? (ENT S3 : E21) from 2023-08-24T04:30

When NX-01 tries to take the shortcut on the space county road, they run into themselves in " E Squared"! Space Elf General Brewster and friends thinks it is gonna be one way...but will it be th...

MacFarlane's Folly (ENT S3 : E20) from 2023-08-17T04:30

Enterprise moves into full 'war is hell' mode as we review "The Forgotten". The crew of the NX-01 digs deep on the heavy questions - death, grief, perseverance - as Trip finds himself in choking...

Don't Smoke The Emotional Crack Rock (ENT S3 : E 19) from 2023-08-10T04:30

Your hosts continue to revel in the sudden hard upshift in quality of this roller coaster they call Enterprise as we review "Damage". After the NX-01 gets half its hull plates blown off, the cre...

Head Wound Climax (ENT S3: E18) from 2023-08-03T04:30

Strap yourselves in, as a whole new show starts as we arrive at "Azati Prime"! This one truly has everything - Time Zucc, relationship drama, murders, Trek lady weak zone exploitation, and all t...

Cat Dead, Details Later (Re-Animator Review) from 2023-07-27T11:28:30

Before we arrive at Azati Prime we have one little side-trip into a world where Jeffrey Combs is all you need. That's right, we reviewed the classic horror (?) comedy(!) film "Re-Animator" for o...

A Good Bug is a Lovebug (ENT S3 : E17) from 2023-07-20T04:30

A combination of motherly instinct and strong workplace violence comes together as we review "Hatchery"! When the NX-01 happens by a crashed Insectoid ship, Archer gets more than some sweet loot...

I Dream Of Jolene (ENT S3 : E16) from 2023-07-13T04:30

It's deja-vu all over again as we review "Doctor's Orders"! For some reason, the writers decided to rip off of Voyager's "One" beat for beat ...but hey, at least it's a well done rip off. John B...

Sexy Times in Sphere Anomalies (ENT S3 : E15) from 2023-07-06T04:30

Several running plots reach a...uh...culmination as we review "Harbringer". When Trip decides to give Vulcan Touching to the ship's standard issue Hot Israeli, T'Pol decides to steal her man bac...

Weapons Grade Gaslighting (ENT S3 : E14) from 2023-06-29T04:30

The crew of the NX-01 bust out all their drama kid skills as we review "Stratagem"! After capturing a very stupid Degra and friends, Archer goes full LARP Goblin with a side of memory chloroform...

Best Frenemies (ENT S3 : E13) from 2023-06-22T04:30

The NX-01 gets a heaping helping of everyone's favorite Andorian as we review "Proving Ground"! While it's no mystery that any episode with Jeffrey Combs and his acting cheat codes is a banger, ...

Criminal Space Ball Touching (ENT S3 : E12) from 2023-06-15T04:30

When a robed alien who is definitely not Space Osama shows up, he and his fundamentalist pals take over the NX-01 in "Chosen Realm". We are right on the post-9/11 nose this week as we deal with ...

Fast Food of Future Past (ENT S3 : E11) from 2023-06-08T04:30

Because going to Planet Trigun just wasn't enough, we get our second 'period episode' in three weeks as we endure "Carpenter Street"! Time Zucc rolls in just in time to give Archer and T'Pol a f...

Spare Parts (ENT S3 : E10) from 2023-06-01T04:30

High drama, subtle production design, and excellent performances are on the table as we review a truly great entry of the Trek canon in "Similitude". When a Starfleet IED knocks Trip into a coma...

Travel Edition Westworld (ENT S3 : E9) from 2023-05-25T04:30

It's time to grab yer six shooter and grab the best western wear in the studio, because it's Cowboy Episode time as we review "North Star". After finding Old West Planet for no reason, this root...

Spacetime Fracturing Head Wounds (ENT S3 : E8) from 2023-05-18T04:30

The NX-01 gets a taste of the Game Over screen as we review "Twlight"! After a head wound for the ages takes away Archer's ability to form memories, the crew gets a mission fail and humanity is ...

Renegade or Paragon? (ENT S3 : E7) from 2023-05-11T04:30

When the NX-01 finally gets a lead from discount Phantom of the Opera, they get the moral choice prompt as we review "The Shipment". Will Archer press L and Space Pipe all the Xindi sloths, or p...

Count Molestula (ENT S3 : E6) from 2023-05-04T04:30

It's a dark and stormy night as Hoshi fends off a maggot faced neckbeard in "Exile"! The character the producers forgot finally gets an episode, but only after she raids Crewman Cutler's hoe clo...

That Terry Matalas Zombie Magic (ENT S3 : E5) from 2023-04-27T04:30

What if I told you that the best Enterprise episode (so far) was written by a man who might be a big deal 20 years later? Oh by the way Peter and I reviewed "Impluse" this week and it's Archer a...

Late Stage Berman Trek (ENT S3 : E4) from 2023-04-20T04:30

We reach the sophmoric depths of the late Berman era as we review "Rajiin"! All the space hookers are on display as Archer and company try and find the Xindi, but when the plot kicks in, will an...

LeVar Burton Apologized For This (ENT S3 : E3) from 2023-04-13T04:30

After hundreds of episodes...did we finally find the worst one of them all? Joseph and Peter explore a whole Delphic Expanse of pain as they review "Extinction'! When Archer turns...into...a ......

Pipesaber Synth Guitar (ENT S3 : E2) from 2023-04-06T04:30

The reboot gets even grittier as we review "Anomaly"! When the NX-01 gets Space Mugged while dealing with a serious case of Bad CGI Floating Coffee, the crew will have to summon their best moody...

Terminus Systems Legion of Doom (ENT S3 : E1) from 2023-03-30T04:30

The gritty reboot era makes itself know as Joseph and Peter review "The Xindi".  Armed with a new cheap set with bad lightning, can the NX-01's new XCOM team help rescue Archer - and the show - ...

Strangely Good Worlds (ST: SNW S1 Review) from 2023-03-23T04:30

Previously a Patreon exclusive, Peter and Joseph discuss a season of 'nuTrek' that didn't immediately have them running for the toilet. Strange New Worlds was...pretty good! Mostly enjoyable! Mo...

Enterprise Season 2 RIP! from 2023-03-18T11:02:06

Peter and Joseph discuss the many, many, many lows of ENT Season 2, what was salvageable, and...

Gritty Reboot Era (ENT S2 : E26) from 2023-03-09T05:30

The show we knew gets chucked right out the window as we finally hit "The Expanse"! Archer ducks his court date, as Earth get's 9/11'd real hard. Turns out you can to the terrorisim plotline in ...

Revenge of the Shackle Pipe (ENT S2 : E25) from 2023-03-02T05:30

We get one more episodic adventure before sending Season Two (or Poo) off to the sunset as we review "Bounty". Archer pulls a double plus Uno reverse card jail break with a guy just trying to ge...

Vulcans...with Lanyards! (ENT S2 : E24) from 2023-02-23T05:30

We get another, less cosmic step into the past when we review "First Flight"! Back in the day, Archer wanted to prove he had The Right Stuff, but can he overcome Action Grandpa?

Terminators ... On Ice! (ENT S2 : E23) from 2023-02-16T05:30

Your hosts meet some old Swedish friends as we review "Regeneration"! When those darn zombie cyborgs recreate "The Thing", can the NX-01 find that Janeway magic in time?

Mr. Reed's Sexy Phaser Array (ENT S2: E22) from 2023-02-09T05:30

Yours hosts watch a wierd one to consume in 2023 as we review "Cogenitor". We lament that they picked Trip to be the vehicle for a little too much American style freedom as Reed takes Mrs. Ugg f...

Travis the Chad (ENT S2 : E21) from 2023-02-02T05:30

Your heroes review "The Breach", the most unlikely combination of rock climbing and space racists you have ever seen! We get a very confusing but specific set of problems as the NX-01 sends Trav...

Warp Two Blues (ENT S2 : E20) from 2023-01-26T05:30

That's a big 10-4 there good buddy as we see some more Space Trucker Justice in "Horizon". While the NX-01 goes on a side quest of Trip flirting with T'Pol, Mayweather visits home sweet...ship? ...

It Pleases The Court (ENT S2 : E19) from 2023-01-19T05:30

We will have order in this judicial process as we review "Judgment"! Enterprise indulges its best habits as Archer gets a taste of Law & Order: Listen

The Kevorkian Exorcism (ENT S2 : E18) from 2023-01-12T05:30

The recovery of Season Two from it's scatalogical description takes a step back as we review "The Crossing". When the NX-01 encounters humanity's first brush with the dreaded body snatch plotlin...

Con Air-amar (ENT S2 : E17) from 2023-01-05T05:30

We reach an unexpected high point in the Trek Space Prison Break genre as we review "Canamar". This might be a well-worn trope, but nothing like getting an actor from Shawshank while copying Nic...

Non-Euclidean Garage Sale (ENT S2 : E16) from 2022-12-29T05:30

Our journey through Season 2 puts up its first winning streak as we review "Future Tense". Enterprise's worst plotline puts up its best entry as the NX-01 crew works through a Doctor Who plot, b...

Andorian Salvation (ENT S2 : E15) from 2022-12-22T05:30

We see what it is like when Enterprise gets its act together as we review "Cease Fire". As the show suddenly remembers its own premise, Archer and T'Pol meet the very best Special Guest Stars as...

Saving Lives and Pimping Wives (ENT S2 : E14) from 2022-12-15T05:30

Your hosts get a bad case of tonal whiplash as we review "Stigma"! Nothing quite like pairing a classic Trek move like analyzing a current year issue through a Trek plot device as T'Pol battles ...

Fwd, Fwd, High Punch (ENT S2 : E13) from 2022-12-08T05:30

Ever wanted to see "Darmok", but absent the interesting plot device? How about "The Enemy" but just boring? Good news, we are reviewing "Dawn"! Trip takes his shirt off and is stranded on a plan...

Archer's Way is the Janeway (ENT S2 : E12) from 2022-12-01T05:30

To the great relief of your beleaguered hosts, we actually got to review a decent episode this week in the form of "The Catwalk"! When the NX-01 needs to create a little hobo camp in the nacelle...

A Trash Cargo of L's (ENT S2 : E11) from 2022-11-24T05:30

An old energy sweeps through the veins of your hosts and the Hateful Journey re-emerges as we review "Precious Cargo". Is Padma Lakshmi's 'acting' the worst thing to ever happen to Star Trek? Wh...

Vanishing Rewrite (ENT S2 : E10) from 2022-11-17T05:30

All of your host's best and longest memes come to life when they review "Vanishing Point"! At last we get a Star Trek episode about how the transporter is a soul-snatching hell machine...but can...

Whiny Space Madness (ENT S2 : E9) from 2022-11-10T05:30

The Season Turd adventures continue as we force ourselves to come up with things to talk about regarding "Singularity"? This is an episode where everyone has a case of the Mondays over petty bee...

Dude Where's My Phone? (ENT S2 : E8) from 2022-11-03T04:30

When Reed leaves his new iPhone at the restaurant it leads to wacky...invisible man gags? That's right, we review "The Communicator"! Archer gets to indulge his head wound fetish yet again while...

Senator Kelly Strikes Back (S2 : E7) from 2022-10-27T04:30

The boys reunite with one of their favorite guest stars as they review  "The Seventh". What happens when Capt. Manchild gets asked by his friend for help in restoring her Vulcan Vice Cop honor? ...

The Deeply Uninspiring Seven (ENT S2 : E6) from 2022-10-20T04:30

The Enterprise writers take a classic western/frontier story and manage to do nothing with it in "Marauders"! When the NX-01 swings by a remote gas station to fill up, Archer forces his help on ...

Captain Manchild (ENT S2 : E5) from 2022-10-13T04:30

Our savagery knows no bounds as we are forced to watch and review "A Night in Sickbay" - an episode so bad, it defies brief description. Witness as Archer fails to have basic adult coping skills...

Honey Trap Truck Stop (ENT S2 : E4) from 2022-10-06T04:30

The NX-01 gets a refit AND helps itself to some totally not suspect brisket at the local Space Buc-ee's in "Dead Stop"! Trip and Reed try to Solid Snake, Archer has poorly articulated feelings, ...

Honey Trap Bomb Squad (ENT S2 : E3) from 2022-09-29T04:30

It's just two lads talking about disarming some bombs  ... but enough about Joseph and Peter, this is an episode about "Minefield". When the NX-01 oopsie doodles into a very confusing trap, Reed...

The Shadownip (ENT S2 : E2) from 2022-09-22T04:30

We head back into the time to the days of Sputnik, I Love Lucy, and...secret first contact between T'Pol's great, great grandma and the world's nicest coal mining town in "Carbon Creek". We get ...

Edward Zuckerhands (ENT S2 : E1) from 2022-09-15T04:30

The NX-01 continues it's battle against weird time nonsense as we review "Shockwave Pt.2"! As Archer and Space Zuck try and come up with a plan at some random library's fiction section, how many...

The Dishonor of the D (Star Trek: Generations) from 2022-09-08T04:30

Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy our first ever review of an actual TNG production - "Star Trek: Generations". Listen as Joseph tries to convince Peter the film is Actually Good, while he f...

Greatness Fueled By Spite (Interview with Johnathan "JK"of Voyager Season 8) from 2022-09-01T04:30

We take a quick detour back to familiar characters in an unfamiliar place as we interview Johnathan "JK" Morris, the creator of the excellent Voyager Season 8 Podcast! Listen in as we praise his...

The Enterprise Season 1 RIP! from 2022-08-25T04:30

You can cut the sexual tension with a knife as Joseph and Peter provide the Enterprise Season 1 RIP in our first in person recording in years! What is the worst, what is the best, and what new a...

Quantum Sleep (ENT S1 : E26) from 2022-08-18T04:30

The NX-01 does a little bit of light genocide as we review "Shockwave"! When a little oopsie doodle mass murder nearly ruins Archer's field trip, Space Zucc shows up to provide aimbots and GM no...

Low Budget Sticker People (ENT S1 : E25) from 2022-08-11T04:30

Gather around the campfire as Peter tells us all about the Artemis convention, polite Canadian space pirates, and a whole bunch of other things more interesting than "Two Days and Two Nights", w...

Clancy of Space Arabia (ENT S1 : E24) from 2022-08-04T04:30

When Captain Hadley shows up, it's time for some prime overacting as we watch "Desert Crossing"! When Archer and Trip rescue Mr. Crabbs, they get a dinner invite that ends in balls, desert lacro...

The Secret Life of Data's Mom (ENT S1 : E23) from 2022-07-28T04:30

A familiar face graces our screen as we review "Fallen Hero"! After Archer gets browbeat into doing a quick fetch quest for the Vulcans, the NX-01 winds up in the middle of the most unnecessary ...

Wet Hot Alien Cargohold (ENT S1 :E22) from 2022-07-21T04:30

Tune in this week as we review "Vox Sola", where I cannot describe a single thing we say in this episode or this advertisement will never pass social media standards. Quick, go take a look at on...

Quantum Flop (ENT S1 : E21) from 2022-07-14T04:30

The lingering malaise of Enterprise S1 really starts to set in as we review "Detained"! When a stunt-casted Al shows up for the big 'message episode' about internment camps being bad, what happe...

A Waste of Good Odo (ENT S1 :E20) from 2022-07-07T04:30

We get two special guest stars for the price of one as we review "Oasis"! When the NX-01 finds a spoopy ghost ship the most obvious plot happens. Even with the writers using 100% of the René Aub...

Ferengi Shaped Pain (ENT S1 : E19) from 2022-06-30T04:30

At last Enterprise stops holding back and really shows us how bad it can be as we review the inexcusably bad "Acquisition". Your hosts don't hold anything back as even they are unable to find a ...

Archer Simps a Slug (ENT S1 : E18) from 2022-06-23T04:30

Old instincts coming rushing back as we get the Chuck O’Tay episode no one wanted in the wrong show as we review ”Rogue Planet”! When the NX-01 meets some Dick’s Sporting Good aliens, Archer tri...

Vulcan Hellraiser (ENT S1 : E17) from 2022-06-16T04:30

We meet the Vulcan everyone warned you about at the Goth Club as we review "Fusion". We get the standard Enterprise tropes here - Archer gets more traumatic brain injury, T'Pol gets the short en...

Shuttlepod Division (ENT S1 : E16) from 2022-06-09T04:30

You podcast team faces off as they review “Shuttlepod One”! Will Joseph be able to bring Peter into the light of accepting this stage play style episode as a quality addition of the Enterprise c...

The NX Nosy Nancy (ENT S1 : E15) from 2022-06-02T04:30

We settle in to some of that sweet continuity as we review "Shadows of P'Jem"! Marvel at an episode that is supposed to be all about T'Pol making a choice but ends up with her having zero agency...

Who Let The CGI Dogs Out (ENT S1 : E14) from 2022-05-26T04:30

Your intrepid podcast duo does a bit of late-night recording as they review "Sleeping Dogs"! As we are confronted by yet another C+ to B- entry of Enterprise, we postulate on the reasons why the...

The Hypocrisy Oath (ENT S1: E13) from 2022-05-19T04:30

Phlox entertains his lady friend while the Nx-01 tries to help very friendly aliens in “Dear Doctor”! Will the planet of comfy sweaters be a match for Phlox coming in hot to both Crewman Cutler ...

Always Time for Cake (ENT S1 : E12) from 2022-05-12T04:30

The NX-01 gets it’s Reed episode while they deal with incredibly serious, death defining stakes of alien in “Silent Enemy”. Also, for some godforsaken reason, half the runtime is about Hoshi fin...

V'Ger Please Channel Trailer! from 2022-05-05T23:12:03

Nothing like a trailer for our show 200+ episodes in, but better late than never!

Temporal Diarrhea (ENT S1: E11) from 2022-05-05T04:30

Sins of pilots past return to haunt us as a certain Temporal Agent makes his first appearance in “Cold Front”! Gas up the space RV because we are headed to Branson to look at stars with space Ha...

Space Trucker Justice (ENT S1 :E10) from 2022-04-28T04:30

Your podcast heroes run out of ways to describe all the bad plans when they review "Fortunate Son"! The NX-01 takes a detour to helped some stranded space truckers, they get subjected to terribl...

Yennefer of the Olive Garden (ENT S1 : E9) from 2022-04-21T04:30

The NX-01 unlocks the power of unlimited breadsticks as we review “Civilization”. When the crew finds a planet that’s a cross between Witcher 2 and Italian family dining, a fun field trip become...

Vulcans Like To Watch (ENT S1: E8) from 2022-04-14T04:30

Enjoy an episode with the lowest possible stakes as the lads review “Breaking the Ice”. This one is so casual, it spends five minutes on a scene where they answer poop questions by 4th graders, ...

Legend of the Hidden Temple (ENT S1 : E7) from 2022-04-07T04:30

Quick visit to the gift shop at the Vulcan monastery leads to a galaxy of head wounds as we review “The Andorian Incident”! When the NX-01 Trio tries to get cultural enlightenment they run into ...

Oregon Trail 2: Maximum Bullets (ENT S1 : E6) from 2022-03-31T04:30

You podcast heroes remember to select the banker and head west as they review “Terra Nova”! When the NX-01 decides to check in on a colony that went silent, they find a lightly irradiated Paramo...

Non- Consensual Crystal Baby (ENT S1 : E5) from 2022-03-24T04:30

Things take a deeply weird turn on the NX-01 as the boys review “Unexpected”. When Archer sends Trip over on a weirdly inefficient field trip to help space lizards on the cheapest set imaginable...

The Away Team Learns About Reefer Madness (ENT S1 : E4) from 2022-03-17T04:30

The first away mission becomes the field trip from hell as we review “Strange New World”! When Archer stupidly decides for no reason to visit a cool LA area park, T’Pol and Space Florida Man get...

Guess Who's Coming Back for Dinner (ENT S1 : E3) from 2022-03-10T05:30

The Edgy Space Teens have their first brush with existential space horror and the NX-01 decide to put invasive species on random planets as we review “Fight or Flight”! Watch as Archer writes st...

All Greased Up With Somewhere To Go (ENT S1: E1/2) from 2022-03-03T05:30

I hope you got plenty of that Faith of the Heart, because your heroes are BACK with a review on Enterprise’s opener, “Broken Bow”. When Deebo drops in on Earth, the NX-01 has to make an unschedu...

The Voyager Series RIP! from 2022-01-06T12:32:54

Your podcast heroes finally reach the end of the Voyager experience and discuss the show as a whole, answer the big questions, and drop a...

The V'Ger Please Season 7 RIP! from 2021-12-30T05:30

We sail into that sweet docking birth at Utopia Planitia, you podcast heroes has some final thoughts on Season 7! What was the best? Who was the worst and why is it always Harry Kim? Who got an ...

Episode 180 - In Future Starfleet, Janeway Traps You (S7 : E26) from 2021-12-23T05:30

It was all leading up to this...while there are no Thanos snaps to be found, we get plenty of timey-wimey nonsense in "Endgame"! After a gently aged up Admiral Janeway shows up to power level Vo...

Episode 179 - He Was T-1000 All Along (S7 : E25) from 2021-12-16T05:30

Spy, tech expert, potential murder machine .... the EMH really does it all as we review "Renaissance Man"! We get to see the Doc at his full (and terrifying) potential as the Tater Boys show up ...

Episode 178 - Bon Voyage (S7 : E23) from 2021-12-09T05:30

You podcast heroes shed a single manly tear as they watch "Homestead"! While Neelix has his Senior Week moment, we see the forbidden from the mouth of babes, that apparently the Borg are so weak...

Episode 177 - The Bad Flute Goodbye (S7 : E22) from 2021-12-02T05:30

Prepare the Space Peyote and fire up the Native band because our favorite Dream Warrior saddles up for one last star turn in "Natural Law". We get a turd straight from the Season Two writers roo...

Episode 176 - Subpoena the Space Math (S7 : E21) from 2021-11-25T05:30

Your podcast heroes say goodnight to the sweet prince when thy watch "Friendship One"! We watch as the writers put poor Joe Carey on the most obvious express lane to red shirt territory in all o...

Episode 175 - The Dangers of Collect Calling (S7 : E20) from 2021-11-18T05:30

Your podcast heroes accept the charges and review "Author, Author"! The writers manage to dump about seven or eight plots on us as the crew manages the sweet new Barclay Facetime App. Is the EMH...

Episode 174 - Q As Kimmy Gibbler (S7 : E19) from 2021-11-11T05:30

From the depths of early season garbage comes the sequel no one wanted and you didn't ask for - "Q2"! We try our best to talk about this episode in a way that does not fill our you with dread, m...

Episode 173 - Don't Check the Hours Played (S7 : E18) from 2021-11-04T04:30

Your podcast heroes bask in the fully operational glory of Jeri Ryan in a red dress as we review "Human Error". Seven of Nine re-activates her World of Warcraft account and gets just a little to...

Episode 172 - Space Mark Gets Jobbed (S7 : E17) from 2021-10-28T04:30

It's a jailbreak within a jailbreak as we review "Workforce, Part 2". There are good cops, bad doctors, effective detective work, shootouts, and more...all to serve the greatest betrayal of all ...

Episode 171 - Kathryn Takes The Blue Pill (S7 : E16) from 2021-10-21T04:30

We get a front row seat to Kathy J getting to live her best life in "Workforce". We observe as the Captain trades her pips to punch a clock at the power plant, finds a great Silver Fox to shack ...

Episode 170 - Subspace Thunderdome (S7 : E15) from 2021-10-14T04:30

Voyager finds out who runs Barter Town when they wind up in "The Void"! We get those major Babylon 5 vibes as Janeway pairs together he two favorite things - diplomacy and bad decision making! A...

Episode 169 - Getting Busy in Club Tuvok (S7 : E14) from 2021-10-07T04:30

Voyager pulls up along side a generational Klingon party bus and hyjinks ensue as your podcast heroes review "Prophecy". What happens when a band of heavy metal samurai have a case of the West V...

Episode 168 - Ikea Space Jail (S7: E13) from 2021-09-30T04:30

Your podcast heroes get back on track with a review of "Repentance" (and a little bit on "Lineage"). When Voyager saves some Space Texans and the Doctor fixes a murder brain, what happens when t...

Episode 167 - Backstory Ex Machina (BSG: Razor Review) from 2021-09-23T04:30

Your podcast heroes take a quick (previously Patreon only) sidequest into one of their other favorite fictional sci-fi universes involving Ron Moore - Battlestar Galactica! We review the oddball...

Episode 166 - Janeway Faces The Music (S7 : E11) from 2021-09-09T04:30

The deepest fan service is on the menu as we review "Shattered", the Voyager installment made for nerds like us. This week, Chakotay has to remember all the plots as the Ghost of Voyager's Futur...

Episode 165 - Eating Butt Is Dishonorable (S7 : E10) from 2021-09-02T04:30

Your podcast heroes finish off "Flesh and Blood" and ask all the tough questions. Is Evil Hologram Jesus a cookie cutter bad guy or a well developed antagonist? How much better would Voyager be ...

Episode 164 - Always Wipe Your Droids (S7 : E9) from 2021-08-26T04:30

We all learn the lesson that you need to play nice with your toys as we review Part 1 of "Flesh and Blood"! Our favorite World War 2 Cosplayers show back up and made a big oopsie, the EMH engage...

Episode 163 - Harry's Punk Ass Adventure (S7 : E8) from 2021-08-19T04:30

Your podcast heroes lay into one of the all time Jabroni circus episodes when they review "Nightingale"! Marvel as we suffer through Starfleet officers lacking adult reasoning skills and Harry K...

Episode 162 - The Holodeck Doesn't Count As Cheating (S7 : E7) from 2021-08-12T04:30

We all find out together how much Peter hates fun as we review "Body and Soul", a fun, breezy rom-com of an episode that one half of this duo just can't bring himself to like. One thing we do ag...

Episode 161 - Slappers Only One Shot Kills (S7: E6) from 2021-08-05T04:30

Yet another great episode of Next Gen breaks out in the middle of Voyager as we watch the adventures of Barclay with "Inside Man." Your podcast hero's teenage fantasies are paid off as Ferengi.....

Episode 160 - Do (Mostly) No Harm (S7 : E5) from 2021-07-29T04:30

Hand us a hypospray as we diagnose "Critical Care", the EMH medical drama you didn't know you needed. Doctor Picardo comes through strong as he poisons Dr. Giggles for the greater good, all whil...

Episode 159 - Space Terrorist Casual (S7 : E4) from 2021-07-22T04:30

Just when you thought the totally forgot, the writers remember a third of the entire crew are dirty space terrorists in "Repression". We get one final look at the finest uniforms ever to grace t...

Episode 158 - Toxic Space Relationships (S7 : E3) from 2021-07-15T04:30

Your podcast heroes shift into high gear as they watch Voyager's attempt at chariot racing with "Drive"! We watch as the galaxy's worst match try and fix their dysfunctional relationship with ma...

Episode 157 - Piece of Mind (S7: E2) from 2021-07-01T04:30

Sometimes, it's the good ones that are the hardest to talk about...and that is the case this week as we review "Imperfection"! Your podcast heroes try and find different ways to say 'yes they su...

Episode 156 - We Don't Compromise With Bad Episodes (S7 : E1) from 2021-06-24T04:30

Your podcast heroes begin the final leg of the journey home as they review "Unimatrix Zero, Part II" and remain entirely unimpressed by everything they are seeing. Tuvok forgets the change the p...

The V'Ger Please Season 6 RIP! from 2021-06-17T04:30

Your podcast heroes breath a big sigh of relief as they put a bow on Season Six of Star Trek: Voyager and hand out their patent end-of-season awards! While Season Sucks really was the worst, it ...

Episode 155 - Needs More Ugg (S6 : E26) from 2021-06-10T04:30

Your podcast heroes winding road through Season Sucks finally draws to a close with "Unimatrix Zero, Part 1"! We explore the occasional high but mostly the lows of this season ending entry, wond...

Episode 154- Face Shocker (S6 : E25) from 2021-06-03T04:30

For the consideration of the Midnight Society its a review of "The Haunting of Deck Twelve!" This decent-ish episode is filled with all kinds of spooky stories, chair assaults by D&D Wizards, an...

Episode 153 - Maximum Picardo (S6 : E24) from 2021-05-27T04:30

Your podcast heroes consume the maximum amount of Picardo that your doctor can prescribe as they review "Life Line"! It's some hot Robert-on-Robert action as the EMH comes to cure his sort-of Da...

Episode 152 - Voyager Blondes Grow Up Rotten (S5 : E23) from 2021-05-20T04:30

Your podcast heroes celebrate unironically the return of their favorite character in “Fury” and then, you know, immediately despair about what a terrible episode they gave her to come back to. D...

Episode 151 - B'Elanna Is Always Set To Kill (S6: E22) from 2021-05-13T04:30

Your podcast heroes return with a review of "Muse", the episode where Space Euripides gets a new secret girlfriend who...

Episode 150 - The Best Bad Option (ST: Lower Decks Review) from 2021-05-06T04:30

Previously only available to our Patreon subscribers, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of Season 1 of Lower Decks! Does the fandom power of the best Trek Twitter account combined with Discount Ri...

Episode 149 - Neelix and Tom Get Their Groove Back (S6 : E21) from 2021-04-08T04:30

Your podcast heroes resume Director LeVar’s redemption arc with “Live Fast and Prosper”, an episode about what happens when Voyager’s Equifax data gets stolen. Thankfully, our heroes have the tw...

Episode 148 - Lowest Deck (S6 : E20) from 2021-04-01T04:30

Ever had to deal with a coworker whom you would love to fall victim to a tragic transporter accident? Everyone on Voyager can evidently relate thanks to “Good Shepard”! is it a rip off of the fa...

Episode 147 - Hey, It's Crowley! (S6 : E19) from 2021-03-25T04:30

The clouds break and daylight shines on the eternal storm as your podcast heroes review “Child’s Play”, the second episode in a row with ma major Supernatural side character. We pay to Jeri Ryan...

Episode 146 - Harry's Canadian Girlfriend (S6 : E18) from 2021-03-18T04:30

Your podcast heroes meet Harry's *not at all imagined*, super competent, long term love interest who previously died off screen in "Ashes to Ashes". We 'enjoy' the return of the A/B plot with an...

Episode 145 - WorstWorld (S6 : E17) from 2021-03-11T05:30

Your podcast heroes face a true test of their friendship as they review the return to Irish Disneyland, "Spirit Folk". With no Australians in sight to help bail them out, can Peter endure the sh...

Episode 144 - Children of the Borg (S6 : E 16) from 2021-03-04T10:58:46

Voyager’s destructive rampage through the quadrant continues in “Collective”, when they run into a boat filled with cyborg murder babies. Your podcast heroes lament missed opportunities and cont...

Episode 143 - Bloodsport or Dudsport (S6 : E15) from 2021-02-25T05:30

You better beeelieeeve that your podcast heroes are reviewing the most intense, slam-jammin' episode of Voyager ever made in "Tsunkatse"! They behold the majesty of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, DS...

Episode 142 - The Guilt-o-Tron 9000 (S6 : E14) from 2021-02-18T05:30

This week we get into the tall grass, looking for VC in the Delta Quadrant as we watch “Memorial”. Tom, Chakotay, Harry, and Neelix LARP some serious PTSD as Voyager handles what amount to a Ver...

Episode 141 - Dr. Milli Vanilli (S6 : E13) from 2021-02-11T05:30

Your podcast heroes deal with a serious contender for The Absolute Worst as they review "Virtuoso" - an episode all about aliens with zero redeeming qualities turning the EMH into a pop star. Ev...

Episode 140 - TMNT on NES Breaks People (S6 : E12) from 2021-02-04T05:30

Your podcast heroes debate the merits of "Blink of an Eye", an episode free of both the Irish and general stink of Season Sucks...but is it good? More importantly, how many people did Dr. Evil k...

Episode 139 - The Hot Irish Coffee Mod (S6 : E11) from 2021-01-28T05:30

Your podcast heroes call in help from The Land Down Under to tackle the biggest holodeck turkey of them all – “Fair Haven”! Listen as Joseph and Peter get the assist from Tarran and Mike from Ha...

Episode 138 - That Flagship Privilege (S6 : E10) from 2021-01-21T05:30

At last, The Broccoli Man makes a triumphant return as we watch “Pathfinder”. As one of our favorite Trek characters battles his holo-demons, we realize that we are just watching TNG episode wit...

Episode 137 - Seven Discovers InfoWars (S6 :E9) from 2021-01-14T05:30

The resident Borg finally digs too greedily and too deep in "The Voyager Conspiracy". When Seven of Nine comes out the other end jabbering that the moon landing was faked and trying to sell some...

Episode 136 - Season Sucks Strikes Again (S6 :E8) from 2021-01-07T05:30

"Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing."

You know what else is suspended in an endless nothing? Season Six of Voy...

Episode 135 - Its Always Sunny in the Delta Quadrant (S6 : E7) from 2020-12-31T05:30

The Voyager Gang gets up to more wacky hijinks as we review “Dragon’s Teeth”! As we wonder if Trash Bag Tom will accidentally get the crew hooked on crack cocaine, witness the ultimate manifesta...

Episode 134 - Tuvix 2 : The Simple Jack Sessions (S6 : E6) from 2020-12-24T05:30

The Truth Is Out There as Voyager teams up with Space Fox Mulder in “Riddles” the Tuvix sequel you never wanted. Is this episode ‘good-ish’, noble in its attempt to further the Snarf-Tuvok broma...

Episode 133 - Brain Jacking Trash Bagging Tom (S6 : E5) from 2020-12-17T05:30

Your podcast heroes console themselves in the knowledge they have better friends in their lives than Tom Paris ever did as they review "Alice". It's a ripoff of a Stephen King novel and its stup...

Episode 132 - Voyager Fans are the Worst (S6 : E4) from 2020-12-10T05:30

Your podcast heroes do a deep dive on 'bizzaro Galaxy Quest' - better known to you as "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy". We examine why the Voyager writers direct their dislike of Trek fans into lite...

Episode 131 - Klingon Character Development Hell (S6 :E3) from 2020-12-03T05:30

Your podcast heroes are subjected to a heaping helping of Klingon mysticism as they partake of "Barge of the Damned", RDM's final Voyager entry. It's déjà vu all over again as we get our 5th or ...

Episode 130 - No Social Distancing (S6 : E2) from 2020-11-19T05:30

The Voyager Party Bus rolls up to the Good Times Space Station for some fun open house pizza parties, but suddenly Seven of Nine's embarrassing friends from Borg Camp drop in! Stay with us as we...

Episode 129 - Redemptions a Beach and Then You Die (S6 : E1) from 2020-11-12T05:30

Your podcast heroes launch themselves into Season 6 with a review of "Equinox, Part 2"! We do some good ol' fashioned script doctoring while we try and fix this B- episode, vibe on that big Ron ...

Episode 128 - Earning Your Nerd Cred (Galaxy Quest Special) from 2020-11-05T05:30

Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of the best Trek movie ever made - Galaxy Quest - and the recent 'Never Surrender' documentary. Your podcast heroes discuss the ge...

The V'Ger Please Season 5 RIP! from 2020-10-29T04:30

Your podcast heroes review the season-that-was from the highs of "Timeless" and "Bride of Chaotica" to the briny depths of "Thirty Days" and "Dark Frontier". What were the best episodes? The wor...

Episode 127 - The UAC Helltech Express (S5 : E26) from 2020-10-22T04:30

Your podcast heroes finally reach the end of Season 5 and review "Equinox", all about a little ship filled with That Guys and is *definitely not* sacrificing UwU Space Kittens so they can make m...

Episode 126 - A Boat Full of Dummies (S5 : E25) from 2020-10-15T04:30

Are you ready for B'Elanna Vs. Evil AI Part 3: Tokyo Drift? You better be because we are reviewing "Warhead" a story about a bomb if it were played by an excellent TV actor. We marvel at how Voy...

Episode 125 - Timecops: Operation That Guy (S5 :E24) from 2020-10-08T04:30

We are both here, there, and everywhere as we review "Relativity" - the story of tragic 29th Century fashion, major That Guy energy, and the lowest energy phaser fight this side of the Temporal ...

Episode 124 - Frozen Hellhole Hallmark Christmas Episode (S5 : E23) from 2020-10-01T04:30

So we think Netflix got confused or something because we went to watch the next Voyager episode - "11:59" - and then this weird Lifetime movie came on instead. I guess it had Kate Mulgrew in it ...

Episode 123 - She's Not All That (S5 : E22) from 2020-09-24T04:30

Count how many times Peter sighs in contempt of this week's episode, "Someone To Watch Over Me". Joseph proves himself a sucker for anything remotely associated with My Fair Lady and we spend 20...

Episode 122 - Ms. Turtlehead's Sexy Ride (S5 : E21) from 2020-09-17T04:30

Slather up those biceps and don your finest tank top, we are going garbage diving this week in "Juggernaut"! It's B'Elanna's turn to her best Ripley cosplay as we get the 867th episode about her...

Episode 121 - The Airing of Plot Grievance (S5 : E20) from 2020-09-10T04:30

The UPN rolls out the fat, Seinfeld sized checks to score their biggest (in context) guest star in "Think Tank". Watch as George Constanza himself is perfectly adequate in an episode where Peter...

Episode 120 - The David Lynch Phase (S5 : E19) from 2020-09-03T04:30

A-koo-chee-moya to us all as we grab our flutes and hand vibrators for another ride on the Chuck O'Tay Backstory Train to Oblivion. Everyone's favorite pacifist ...

Episode 119 - Potsie is Jigsaw (S5 :E18) from 2020-08-27T04:30

Experience Peter’s raw anger in its most pure form as he conveys his feelings about “Course: Oblivion”, all while Joseph eats popcorn and reminds him of his pain. Is director Anson Williams the ...

V'Ger Please Live! Mess Hall #4 from 2020-08-20T13:10:45

Enjoy this audio replay of this week's livestream! We dive deep on Voyager Season 5, who the best crew member is based on friendship ability, and wonder who the heck Lower Decks is really for.

Episode 118 - The Day Sexy Died (S5 : E17) from 2020-08-13T04:30

Harry Kim gets to swap spit with the epitome of the ‘90’s Scifi Hottie’ as we head boldly into our review of "The Disease”! Your podcast heroes discover how bad Garrett Wang can be as we hear ab...

Episode 117 - The Hansens: Worst Parents Ever (S5 : E15/16) from 2020-08-06T04:30

Your heroes tackle "Dark Frontier" - one of the most pivotal and divisive episodes of Voyager’s run. In a supersized episode we discuss everything wrong with the Hansen parenting choices, the de...

Episode 116 - Upgrade Your Legionnaires to Ski Troops (S5 : E14) from 2020-07-30T04:30

That guy who does all the best video game narrations helps Seven of Nine hunt an evil (?) space whale in "Bliss"! When the Trap Queen does what shes does best, it's up to the cyborg to shoot up ...

Episode 115 - Tank Girl and Bad Turtleneck (S5 :E13) from 2020-07-23T04:30

Voyager suffers the astonishing and rare loss of a shuttlecraft as it provides "Gravity", the episode that Interstellar was clearly ripped off of. Thankfully, Nolan skipped over the part where t...

Episode 114 - When Your Xbox Commits a War Crime (S5 : E12) from 2020-07-16T04:30

Prepare your old-timey radio voices and charge your ray guns, your podcast heroes are reviewing "Bride of Chaotica!" This week, Tom goes full metagamer, Janeway shows total in-character commitme...

Episode 113 - Be Kind, Rewind (S5 : E11) from 2020-07-09T04:30

Your podcast heroes make a triumphant return from with a review of "Latent Image". The EMH deals with an epic Blue Screen of Death to date as he tries to cope with a tragic question - does picki...

Episode 112 - What a Good Sport! (S5 : E10) from 2020-06-18T04:30

Lace up those jackboots and prepare the high collars, as Voyager tangles with it's 872nd group of Delta Quadrant Space Fascists in "Counterpoint"! Kathy gets a kiss good enough to go back for se...

Episode 111 - The Prisoner's Dilemma (S5 : E9) from 2020-06-11T04:30

We watch Bad Boy Tom do the hardest time there is as we review “Thirty Days”. Voyager goes full Saved by the Bell to explain why Tom is suddenly the resident Seaquest DSV superfan, but some A+ s...

Episode 110 - Jeri Taylor's Farewell Fart (S5 : E8) from 2020-06-04T04:30

We visit with our least favorite writer/producer one final time as we watch "Nothing Human", which is ANOTHER 'Dr. Space Mengele' rehash. Witness as Joseph and Peter experience a peak Jeri Taylo...

Episode 109 - Tuvok's Brain Melting Horror Rave (S5 : E7) from 2020-05-28T04:30

Another day, another chance for Janeway to screw over the entire Delta Quadrant as we review "Infinite Regress". Jeri Ryan turns her Acting Shields to maximum as she takes over the episode with ...

Episode 108 - LaVar's Redemption (S5 : E6) from 2020-05-21T04:30

Break out the Vulcan children’s choir because your podcast heroes are finally reviewing “Timeless”, an episode so good it forgives the director for inventing Detective Tuvok. Every trope gets fl...

Episode 107 - Wildman Dissension (S5 : E5) from 2020-05-14T04:30

Your podcast heroes are assigned the responsibility of reviewing “Once Upon a Time”, creating a house divided. Can Joseph convince Peter that it was worth it to wade through bad child acting and...

Episode 106 - Robert Beltran is a Sex Machine (S5 : E4) from 2020-05-07T04:30

Our favorite first officer turns up the charm to 11 for a hot date with Space Mewtwo Ellen Tigh for "In The Flesh"! In the most underrated crazytown episode Voyager ever produced, we suddenly fi...

Episode 105 - Secret Racist Cardassian Murder Cave (S5 : E3) from 2020-04-30T04:30

Prepare your sweat glands for the Force 5 intensity of a B'Elanna episode as the boys review "Extreme Risk". Don your Scale Mail HALO jump gear and prep yourself for D- plot lovingly papered ove...

Episode 104 - Seven Moms a Ninja Turtle (S5 : E2) from 2020-04-23T02:36:59

Your podcast heroes deal with a certified stinker ad they review Drone, featuring Worst Janeway, Seven the Real Girl, and a special guest star that looks like a Power Rangers villain crossed wit...

Episode 103 - The Power is YOURS! (S5: E1) from 2020-04-16T04:30

Ops! Tactical! Helm! Engineering! Medbay! By your powers combined, Voyager ventures into the Brannon Braga era with "Night". Your podcast heroes enjoy 25 minutes of deep character development an...

The V'Ger Please Season 4 RIP! from 2020-04-09T04:30

Enjoy this recording of our livestream! Your podcast heroes reflect on the season-that-was and hand out their famous End of Season Awards!

Episode 102 - Arturis Was Right (S4 : E26) from 2020-04-02T04:30

Your podcast heroes experience Voyager at a level of unfathomable self-awareness as they review the Season 4 finale, “Hope and Fear”! We crack wise about Ray Wise, marvel at Glock Frisbee, and c...

Episode 101 - Isolation Ad Astra (S4 : E25) from 2020-03-26T04:30

Your podcast heroes are happy to self-isolate with the well-timed review of "One" - the Voyager episode you needed after two weeks alone! Is our return-to-Voyager honeymoon already wearing off a...

Episode 100 - Demon Metal Friends From Down Under (S4 : E24) from 2020-03-19T04:30

Enjoy this super sized return to the Delta Quadrant as your podcast heroes celebrate 100 episodes (and the comforting dulcet tones of Voyager) with assistance from Mike and Tarran from Hail and ...

Episode 99- Stardate : Sexytime (TNG XXX Parody Review) from 2020-03-12T04:30

Previously only for download to our Patron supporters, we present the best episode we have ever done - the review of the fantastic TNG XXX Parody! Listen with reverence as Peter and Joseph marve...

Episode 98 - Space Dos Equis Man (PICARD S1 : E6) from 2020-03-04T05:30

Your podcast heroes finally cash it in and head back to the Delta Quadrant - but not before Picard spits out one more C- entry for them to digest! Joseph and Peter discuss Borg OSHA violations, ...

Episode 97 - The Juggalo Jabroni Circus (PICARD S1 : E5) from 2020-02-26T05:30

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. A...

Episode 96 - Side Quest for Space Elf Ninjas (PICARD S1 : E4) from 2020-02-19T05:30

Your podcast heroes start to wonder of Picard's writers have any idea what Star Trek looks like as they endure the adventures of the Normandy SR-1 with Discount Malcolm Reynolds and Sort of Jean...

Episode 95 - Pro Tip-Expect Heavy Hate (PICARD S1 : E3) from 2020-02-12T05:30

How much can a single nerd yell? Find out this week with your podcast heroes as Joseph loses his cool and Peter regrets all his choices that led him to this moment. We promise you one thing thou...

Episode 94 - F8 Brought Us Together (PICARD S1 : E2) from 2020-02-05T05:30

Hope turns to pain and joy turns to misery as your podcast heroes tackle "Maps and Legends". Watch as Joseph and Peter slog through a terrible hour of Romulan Very Special Forces technobable, Ad...

Episode 93 - If You Are Gonna Care Then I Guess I Will Care Too (PICARD S1 : E1 Part 2) from 2020-01-29T05:30

Your podcast heroes finish their epic discussion of Star Trek: Picard's premiere! "Remembrance" reaches it's apex as they pull out all the retro stops! Data's got ninja kids that love doing Blac...

Episode 92 - You Have To Spend Money To Make Money (PICARD S1 : E1 Part 1) from 2020-01-27T05:30

Join your podcast heroes as they tackle the explosive premiere of "Star Trek: Picard"! Stick with us as we marvel at the sudden return of fashion sense in the late 24th Century, discuss the fine...

Episode 91 - Eeeevil Turtlenecks (S4 : E23) from 2020-01-22T05:30

Your podcast heroes don their strangler gloves and gym teacher haircuts to tackle "Living Witness"! Bizzaro World Voyager is staffed by such crazy figures as a cyborg doctor and a Harry Kim that...

Episode 90 - Chuck's Forgetful Lady (S4 : E22) from 2020-01-16T05:30

Your podcast heroes run up against the budget-friendly adventures of "Visa a Vi", a love story so forgetful, the characters can't even remember it! Charles O'Tay has smitten a handsome, elflike ...

Episode 89 - Space Jesus Science Hour (S4 : E21) from 2020-01-09T05:30

Another day, another Season 4 episode where your podcast heroes cope with an underbaked premise and way too much Seven of Nine.  Will Joseph get sucked in to defending it because of some ham-han...

Episode 88 - Choking is a Two Way Street (S4 : E20) from 2019-12-26T05:30

Voyager engages in it's favorite fetish as Joseph and Peter review "Vis a Vi"! Wrap your hands around this engaging episode about body swaps and finding happiness in your life, while the Voyager...

Episode 87 - Space Pipe Uber Alles (S4 : E19) from 2019-12-19T05:30

Your podcast heroes wrap up "The Killing Game" with the most underbaked second half in Voyager's history. Listen as Joseph and Peter try desperately to fill time after they run out of things to ...

Episode 86 - Hirogen LARP Enthusiasts (S4 : E18) from 2019-12-12T05:30

Your podcast heroes settle into some comfortable ideas when they discuss "Killing Game, Part 1", the episode about Hirogen's taking their role-playing just a touch too far. Join Joseph and Peter...

A Quick Word on "Retrospect" (S4 : E17) from 2019-12-11T09:40:24

A brief podcast on why we are taking a pass on a full review of "Retrospect".

Episode 85 - The Candyman Can (S4 : E16) from 2019-12-05T05:30

This week, our podcast heroes hunt for the comedy in "Prey" a story about a large man and his Space Mewtwo gone wrong! What will happen with Captain Janeway encounters an enemy she thought so ho...

Episode 84 - Mail Bag of Sadness (S4 : E15) from 2019-11-21T05:30

The Voyager crew struggles to get it's dial-up connection to Starfleet to work while dealing with the arrival of their new best buddies, the Space Banes! Will the letters from home contain anyth...

Episode 83 - The EMH Knows Dick (S4 : E14) from 2019-11-14T05:30

Raise the shields and secure the bulkheads, as Voyager encounters a Class Nine Dick Storm!  We review "Message in a Bottle", a critical entry in the show's continuity, which in no way is held ba...

Episode 82 - Chuck O'Tay the Dream Warrior (S4 : E13) from 2019-11-07T05:30

What do you do when you are fresh off an episode that, despite all odds, uses one of your token minority character’s backgrounds to mature and useful effect?  Make “Waking Moments” and turn him ...

Episode 81 - Space Cat Pet Cemetery (S4 : E12) from 2019-10-31T04:30

Celebrate a classic Alpha Quadrant Halloween with your podcast heroes with Voyager’s spooookiest episode to date! We review “Mortal Coil”, which was supposed to be about Zombie Mom Wildman but t...

Episode 80 - At Least You Tried (S4 : E11) from 2019-10-24T10:45:14

Buckle up and prepare to fly into the danger zone this week! Somehow, some way your podcast heroes managed to talk about "Concerning Flight" - an episode about Captian Janeway risking the ship t...

Episode 79 - Kenneth Bewilder's Wild Ride (S4 : E10) from 2019-10-17T04:30

Your podcast heroes dive deep this week into "Random Thoughts", an episode that is either about drug dealing or sweaty Grindr hookups depending on which of the hosts you ask. One thing is for su...

Episode 78 - Best of Bottle Worlds, Part 2 (S4 : E9) from 2019-10-03T04:30

Your podcast heroes reach the thrilling conclusion of “The Year of Hell” and dig deep on the real questions – exactly how time crazy is Space Boddicker? Does character development count in a bot...

Episode 77 - The Best of Bottle Worlds, Part 1 (S4 : E8) from 2019-09-26T04:30

Your podcast heroes ride the space-time shockwave into "Year of Hell, Part 1" and begin their epic discussion on what many belive to be Voyager's best episodes. When a angry timelord Space Boddi...

Episode 76 - Making Out in the Murder Loft (S4 : E7) from 2019-09-19T04:30

Listen in wonder as your podcast heroes diset "Scientific Method", featuring the very best abuse of Federation technology for shady workplace hookups you well ever see on Star Trek. Come for the...

Episode 75 - Terminatrix Apologetics (S4 : E6) from 2019-09-12T04:30

The 24th Century sets new records for terrible parenting as your podcast heroes review “The Raven”, the story of Seven of Nine’s worst birthday ever. Will her trusty pal Emotional Support Tuvok ...

Episode 74 - B'Elanna vs. Murderbot 3: Part Deux (S4 : E5) from 2019-08-29T04:30

Your podcast heroes delve into the depths of “Revulsion”, which describes out feelings about Harry/Seven sexytime perfectly. Thankfully there is a much more interesting half of the episode where...

Episode 73 - Going Native (S4 : E4) from 2019-08-22T04:30

The world’s least effective terrorist/passible first officer gets dropped into the middle of a discount Predator knock-off in “Nemesis”. Listen as Joseph attempt to copy the episode’s premise by...

Episode 72 - Two Big Reasons (S4 : E3) from 2019-08-15T02:52:28

Your podcast heroes end up discussing some huge tracks of land after the Voyager writers give us very little choice with "Day of Honor". Forced to deal with an episode with equal parts bad Tom/B...

Episode 71 - Kes Unlocks Ultra Instinct (S4 : E2) from 2019-08-08T04:30

Your podcast heroes stand at attention and provide Kes a hearty salute as they watch “The Gift”. It has nothing on choose your own adventure coworker murder simulators, but Joseph and Peter do e...

Episode 70 - The Drizzt Effect (S4 : E1) from 2019-08-01T04:30

The hateful journey launches into Season 4 of Voyager as Joseph and Peter review "Scorpion, Part 2"! Will the Bad CGI Meanies continue to mildly annoy our heroes? Will Janeway's genocidal choice...

V'Ger Please Season 3 RIP from 2019-07-25T10:10:44

Joseph and Peter break down the best and the worst of Season 3 of Star Trek: Voyager! What was the worst episode? The best? Who will take home the most coveted awards of the year?

Eoisode 69 - Janeway: The Milky Way Devil Hitler (S3: E26 Part 2) from 2019-07-18T04:30

Your podcast heroes continue their epic discussion of "Scorpion, Part 1", focusing in on an elemental truth - Janeway may think giving replicators to the Kazon is bad, but giving WMD's to the Bo...

Episode 68 - Fifteen Death Star Jabronis (S3 : E26, Part 1) from 2019-07-11T04:30

Your podcast heroes finally reach the moment of truth – Voyager encountering the Borg (for real this time)! More importantly though, they encounter Voyager’s terrible writing staff encountering ...

Episode 67 - Coworker Murder Simulator 2373 (S3 : E25) from 2019-07-05T04:30

Your podcast heroes confront their own origin story as they enjoy “Worst Case Scenario”, perhaps the most meta episode Voyager ever provides. Joseph and Peter celebrate the return of the Queen h...

Episode 66 - Two Episodes Until Jeri Ryan (S3: E24) from 2019-06-27T04:30

What ever will happen to Voyager as they get..slowly invaded by..old people in hobo pope hats? Your podcast heroes suffer through a typical D+ outing longing for a version of this episode with L...

Episode 65 - Jurassic Space (S3 : E23) from 2019-06-20T04:30

Life finds a way, and so do your podcast heroes as they navigate "Distant Origin"! After super evolved dino people find the remains of Maquis all-star Hogan, Voyager deals with the true villain ...

Episode 64 - Getting Vulky With It (S3 : E22) from 2019-06-13T04:30

Deep takes on Better Call Saul casting synergy and Vulcan racial slurs abound as Joseph and Peter tackle “Real Life”. Can the EMH’s version of Space My Three Sons recover from B’Elanna turning i...

Episode 63 - Nasty Future Sex Polycube (S3 : E21) from 2019-06-06T04:30

This week, your podcast heroes confront the well-loved “TBefore and After”, an episode of Voyager by way of a PG rated Kurt Vonnegut. Between Captain Chakotay, the EMH with hair, and annoying ch...

Episode 62 - The Booby Trap (S3 : E20) from 2019-05-30T13:53:43

Can any Starfleet technology overcome the raw power of Harry Kim’s raw sexual energy? Most certainly the answer is ‘no’ as Joseph and Peter tackle “Favorite Son”. Witness a plotline as old as li...

Episode 61 - Spider-Tuvok (S3 : E19) from 2019-05-23T04:30

Your podcast heroes watch the most oddly compelling elevator ride in history as they watch “Rise”. In the second part of the so-called ‘Trilogy of Terror’, Joseph and Peter cope with the odd sen...

Episode 60 - Doctor Evil (S3 : E18) from 2019-05-16T04:30

Your podcast heroes return with a werewolf overbite and a bad attitude to review "Darkling". Can the thug life stylings of Bobby P's Sith Lord turn make up for some bad 'love story' plotting and...

V'Ger Please Mess Hall #3 from 2019-05-02T10:26:37

Listen as Joseph and Peter talk Voyager Season 3 thus far, general Trek topics, and take audience questions!

Episode 59 - Don't Drink the Kube-Aid (S3 : E17) from 2019-04-26T04:30

This week’s installment bring Joseph and Peter to “Unity”, an episode about the nicest cult/neighborhood watch council this side of the Nekrid Expanse! With Chakotay take the sexytime Borg Scien...

Episode 58 - Star Treksploitation (S3 : E16) from 2019-04-18T04:30

True alien lust is in the air as your podcast heroes review "Blood Fever", yet another episode that required Roxann Dawson to act both sweaty and horny. The episode itself had its ups and downs,...

Episode 57 - You're Not My Real Dad! (S3: E15) from 2019-04-11T04:30

Observe as your podcast heroes digest the impossible enigma that is "Coda", an episode so confused that it needs its own episode of Unsolved Mysteries to explain it's existence. Can Joseph save ...

Episode 56 - Bros Before Holograms (S3 : 14) from 2019-04-04T04:30

Your podcast heroes return from spring break to talk about “Alter Ego”, the holographic sex party scandal that rocked the Delta Quadrant! Will Tuvok both steal the girl AND manage to be the emot...

Episode 55 - Of Space Cats and Men (S3 : E13) from 2019-03-07T05:30

Joyful laughter fill your airways as your podcast heroes dig into "Fair Trade", the most unexpectedly good Snarf Snarf episode you could ever hope for. Everyone's favorite filthy space cat gets ...

Episode 54 - Discount Ripley Cosplay (S3: E12) from 2019-02-28T05:30

Captian Janeway upholds her right to bear arms (and bare arms) as your podcast heroes watch ‘Macrocosom’. After Voyager comes down with a case of CG prolapsed buttholes, will the heroic captain ...

Episode 53 - Civil Bore (S3: E11) from 2019-02-21T05:30

At last, your podcast heroes have found it – the very worst episode of Voyager (so far).  Listen as Joseph and Peter lament the existence of “The Q and the Grey”, an episode replete with cartoon...

Episode 52 - Lien All The Way In (S3 : E10) from 2019-02-14T05:30

Your podcast heroes find themselves in their element as they discuss “Warlord”. Are the adventures of Evil Sexy Vampire Cat Kes  the best episode of the season so far? This hour long meeting of ...

Episode 51 - Looper Please (S3: E9) from 2019-02-07T05:30

Join your podcast heroes as they struggle to digest “Future’s End, Part 2”. Tuvok makes suspicious dietary choices, the show’s worst villain to date somehow gets even more boring, and Joseph and...

V'Ger Please Mess Hall #2 from 2019-01-31T12:05:49

Enjoy this audio replay of your podcast heroes as they take some Trek deep dives into topics they couldn't get to in regular episodes. The nerd hot takes run deep as we discuss time travel, the ...

Episode 50 - Way of the Phaser (S3 : E8) from 2019-01-24T05:30

Your podcast heroes  see Voyager’s  bridge crew fail at basic temporal crisis management as they blunder into one crisis after the next to stop Generic Evil Bill Gates. Will a plucky, pre-famous...

Episode 49 - Don't Lick the Hellmouth (S3 :E7) from 2019-01-17T05:30

After everyone’s favorite Mayfly Space Elf tourist takes a wrong turn into the local underworld portal, our podcast heroes find themselves divided on “Sacred Ground”. Is the episode a relatively...

Episode 48 - I Did Notc That One Coming (S3 : E6) from 2019-01-10T05:30

This week, observe as your podcast heroes wade through "Remember"! What will happen when Senator Bob Kelly, Chip from Who's Line is it Anyway, and Lt. Eva Lee from C&C: Red Alert 2 run face firs...

Episode 47 - Underboob For Days (S3 : E5) from 2019-01-03T05:30

Start your New Year off on the right foot and listen to Joseph and Peter tackle 'False Profits' ! Your podcast heroes dissect the most unlikely of sequel episodes, packed to the brim with   Listen

Episode 46 - Runnin' For The County Line (S3 : E4) from 2018-12-27T05:30

Those Podcast Boys are at it again as they review “The Swarm”!  Joseph and Peter enjoy a doctor recommended ‘Doctor Episode’, complete with solid Picardo performance(s) while trying to fend off ...

Episode 45 - The Prison Shank Olympics from 2018-12-20T05:30

Harry Kim has some HBO level adventures as Joseph and Peter review ‘The Chute’, Voyager’s holiday season apology for subjecting us to such garbage the last few weeks. Wonder how all these stabbi...

Episode 44 - LARPing With Captain Sulu from 2018-12-13T05:30

This week we take a trip down the memory lane that no one wanted! Joseph seethes and Peter snarks as they review “Flashback”, an episode that taught Joseph the true meaning of disappointment. I ...

Episode 43 - Metal Gear Suder 2: Pipes of the Patriots (S3: E1) from 2018-12-06T05:30

A Star Trek: Voyager podcast to surpass Metal Gear?!?! It’s true folks, Joseph and Peter are back with Season 3! Does this secret mission through Trek’s most unloved child meet with a strong sta...

Episode 42 - Let's Do The Transwarp! (S2: E15) from 2018-11-29T05:30

Your podcast heroes finally confront Voyager’s most infamous entry – an episode consider so bad, scientific papers have been written about it – “Threshold” . Come join Joseph and Peter as the jo...

Vger Please Season 2 RIP Livestream! from 2018-11-16T12:38:03

Listen in as Joseph and Peter reflect on the season-that-was and hand out their 'awards'. What were the worst civilian outfits? What about the OSHA Medal of Valor? Listen and find out!

Episode 41 - Metal Gear Suder (S2 : E26) from 2018-11-08T05:30

At long last, Joseph and Peter (almost) finish Season 2 of Voyager. Chakotay has baby daddy issues and Janeway volunteers the ship to fall into ALL the traps! Does the Queen reign supreme? Are w...

Episode 40 - Lame House on the Prairie (S2 :E25) from 2018-11-01T04:30

Witness as Joseph and Peter discuss "Resolutions", an episode featuring the Tuvok's civilian clothes straight from Outworld, Commander Neckbeard attempting to impress his m'lady, and lots of Ens...

Episode 39 - Two Dicks (S2 : E24) from 2018-10-25T04:30

Your podcast heroes confront Voyager’s most controversial entry and consequently descend into angry yelling. Is Tuvix’s genitalia situation as much a horror show as his hair? Why can’t 24th cent...

Episode 38 - Chuck McGill and the Space Juggalos (S2:E23) from 2018-10-18T04:30

The episode that launched a thousand memes is upon Joseph and Peter as the try to comprehend the impossible. How many ICP jokes is too many? How is it that “Better Call Saul’s” best actor is in ...

Episode 37 -Tuvok In Charge (S2: E22) from 2018-10-11T04:30

You can learn a lot from television! Life lessons about parenting, bad yodeling, terrible 'high speed' chases, the list is endless. This week, Joseph and Peter learned not to watch "Innocence" u...

Episode 36 - State School Dethklok (S2: E21) from 2018-10-04T04:30

Your podcast heroes don their Fender guitars and descend into the darkest, blackest metal version of Voyager as they review “Deadlock”. Which Voyager will survive? Do Vidiians eat babies? Is Jan...

Episode 35 - Murder Cat: First Blood (S2: E20) from 2018-09-27T04:30

The Delta Quadrant’s most unlikely detective journalist  is on the case this week as Joseph and Peter wade through “Investigations”.  Listen as Joseph tries to convince Peter he has Voyager Stoc...

Episode 34 - Do Holograms Dream of Electric Sheep? (S2: E19) from 2018-09-20T04:30

Your podcast heroes stabilize their journey through the Delta Quadrant with the best possible medicine – the EMH episode. Joseph and Peter squeeze in their jokes between thought provoking and em...

V'Ger Please Livestream -Trek Deep Dives from 2018-09-18T11:16:26

Bonus content from Joseph and Peter as they discuss Voyager/Trek topic ranging from how badly written the Prime Directive is to the dark rabbit hole of erotic Trek Fan Fiction!

Episode 33 - Winnie The Q (S2: E18) from 2018-09-12T08:20:18

The original sin of Voyager rears its head at last as your podcast heroes deal with "Death Wish". John De Lancie might be a delight, but is it enough to overcome the huge plot holes and bad writ...

Episode 32 - Murderbot Baby 2: B'Elanna Buggaloo (S2 : E17) from 2018-09-06T04:30

The worst designed super-weapon in the galaxy threatens some random dudes as your podcast heroes suffer through the worst kind of bad - 'boring bad'. Witness the thrills as B'Elanna talks to...h...

Episode 31 - Space Dahmer's Brain AIDS (S2 : E16) from 2018-08-30T04:30

It's Bad Decision Day on Voyager as your podcast heroes review "Meld"! Joseph and Peter meander through revelations of a legit serial killer in space, Vulcans knowing kung fu (and saying hurtful...

Episode 30 - The Stripper Puzzlebox (S2:E14) from 2018-08-23T04:00

Your podcast heroes get all the K-mart Klingon backstory and all at once as they grapple with "Alliances". As Joseph and Peter wade through a densely packed 44 minutes of skeezy Kazon bars, Burn...

Episode 29 - Gimp Suit Robots Are Bad (S2: E13) from 2018-08-16T04:30

Your podcast heroes hot streak of good Voyager episodes comes to a screeching halt as they digest “Prototype”, an entry with all the narrative subtlety of a bat with nails in it. Not even Our Lo...

Episode 28 - New Jack Neelix (S2: E12) from 2018-08-09T04:30

When the Warp Core starts itching for Space Crack Rock, Voyager turns to the one man who can score them the goods – Snarf Snarf in a glorious pimp coat. Witness your podcast heroes complete a ha...

SPECIAL EDITION - Picard Returns! from 2018-08-06T08:59:10

Your podcast heroes react to the big news that Sir Patrick Stewart is returning to his iconic role. Given how hard in the paint these two aging nerds are for TNG, what is their hot take? Spend 2...

Episode 27 - Long Burn The Queen (S2: E11) from 2018-08-02T04:30

Your podcast heroes enjoy a winning streak with two quality Voyager episodes in a row, thanks to the reappearance of The Queen Herself! Joseph and Peter revel with their hateful kindred spirit a...

Episode 26 - Cult of Sussudio (S2 : E10) from 2018-07-26T10:33:27

A welcome return to joy and sanity comes at the hands of an all-too-rare quality episode of Voyager! Joseph and Peter give you a jumbo sized episode filed with their takes on “Cold Fire”, a soli...

Episode 25 - Keep Your Backstory To Yourself (S2: E9) from 2018-07-19T04:30

The tell-tale flute of doom stalks your podcast heroes as they confront the darkest foe of all – the Chakotay backstory episode.  Can you keep a straight face as Joseph and Peter confront the gr...

Episode 24 – Make Out Point (S2: E8) from 2018-07-12T04:30

This week, your podcast heroes encounter a Voyager episode that tries to be half Space Madness, half an episode of Ryan’s Hope and try to understand if it was decent or not.  Joseph is convinced...

Episode 23 - Frakes The Savior (S2: E7) from 2018-07-05T04:30

This week, your podcast heroes are confronted with evidence of the existence of a just and benevolent god – and that god is Jonathan Frakes! Against all odds, an episode focusing on Snarf Snarf ...

Episode 22 - Howdy Doody's Sweet Deadlifts (S2: E6) from 2018-06-21T04:30

While reviewing an episode that is akin to staring into the Mouth of Madness, your podcast heroes scavenge for hot takes. How do you discuss an episode that is 60% made up inane conversation? Do...

Episode 21 - Harry Kim Can't Lose (S2: E5) from 2018-06-14T04:30

Your podcast heroes get back into the swing of things with the best kind of bad episode - the Harry Kim time warp special! Come join us on a tour de force of Garrett Wa...

Episode 20 - Hear The Hope Die (S2: E4) from 2018-06-07T04:30

Our world is a speck, adrift in a vast and uncaring universe. Your podcast heroes felt this dark reality when they were forced to watch 'Elogium' and then try and find some way to talk about it ...

Episode 19 – Scary Places in Cyberspace (S2:E3) from 2018-05-31T04:30

After weeks of suffering, Jonathan Frakes swoops in to deliver onto your podcast heroes a desperately needed respite! In what is unabashedly the best episode of VOY they have seen to date, Josep...

Episode 18 - Not a High Bar (S2: E2) from 2018-05-24T04:30

Your podcast heroes recoil in horror as a Chakotay episodes stares them down with “Initiations”…but suddenly Aron Eisenberg shows up with two tickets to the Kazon Gun Show and things are looking...

Episode 17 - Wasting Away In The Frozen Food Aisle from 2018-05-17T04:30

Your podcast heroes get off of to a terrible start on Season Two, suffering through the bizarre “The 37’s”. In an adventure even Tackleberry couldn’t save, Joseph and Peter witness a mish-mash o...

RIP Season One - A V'Ger Please Livestream from 2018-05-10T04:30

Join your podcast heroes as they reflect on the season-that-was in this replay of our RIP Season One livestream special! Joseph and Peter hand out their end of season 'awards', answer questions ...

Episode 15 – Space Friendship is Magic from 2018-05-03T04:30

Your podcast heroes at last reach the end of their weary Voyager season one journey, but run face first into a terrible, discount version of show TNG did so much better. Watch as a perfectly goo...

Episode 14 – Sorry Not Sorry I Killed Your World from 2018-04-26T04:30

The dreaded ‘Snarf Snarf episode’ plagues your podcast heroes this week as the impresario of the Space Hobo Kitchen deals with a potentially deadly illness and Joseph and Peter are forced to wat...

Episode 13 - Vidiian Apologetics from 2018-04-19T04:30

The Voyager makeup department clocks some serious OT as the Vidiians rear their rotting heads this week and Peter and Joseph analyze "Faces". Are the Vidiians a subtly written race of intriguing...

Episode 12 - Kathy With The Good Hair from 2018-04-12T04:30

What do you when you your first officer gets put in a coma from Brain Eating Eating Space Hombres living in a nebula from the wrong side of the tracks? If you are Captain Janeway, you drive your...

Episode 11 – Fear and Loathing in Valhalla from 2018-04-05T04:30

The first of the infamous Voyager holodeck episodes rears its photonic head this week, and your podcast heroes digest the journey to a cross between the Ren Faire if it were staffed by regional ...

Episode 10 - Seska, Queen of Burns from 2018-03-29T04:30

Despite the best efforts of a random subspace temporal shard, your podcast heroes watch an episode that is like a game whodunit, except you already know who did it. IT’S THRILLING!  More importa...

Episode 9 - Vlad Goldblum and the Skeevians from 2018-03-22T04:30

Once again your podcast heroes stand divided – but now the tables have turned! Peter calls “Prime Factors” the best episode he has seen so far, but is his love of personal horror blinding him to...

Episode 8 - Point/Counterpoint from 2018-03-15T04:30

In a V’Ger Please first, Joseph and Peter stand on opposite sides on this week’s episode! Was “Emanations” a flawed but still thoughtful episode on faith, or was it terrible schlock garbage that...

Episode 7 - Spoiled Meat Ninja Turdles from 2018-03-08T05:30

Much to the regret of your podcast heroes, this week Voyager returned to terrible, terrible form! Listen as Joseph and Peter slog through a miserable attempt at film noir that manages to be the ...

Episode 6 - Eye of the Feels from 2018-03-02T05:30

In the nick of time, your podcast heroes get a reprieve with a quality episode to review! Watch as they are amazed by good story structure, excellent performances, and narrative tension! As the ...

Episode 5 - Ya Like Daags? from 2018-02-22T05:30

Your podcast heroes face their toughest test yet as the go up against four terrible B plots masquerading as an ‘episode’ of Voyager. We endure predictable space problems, Harry Kim’s deep-seeded...

Episode 4 – Janeway: Trap Queen from 2018-02-15T05:30

The very best and worst of Voyager come together in an episode that has both of your podcast heroes alternatively horrified and enraged.  Witness Peter’s dedication to identifying sets being reu...

Episode 3 - The Candy Corn Tragedy from 2018-02-08T05:30

This week, your podcast heroes endure the Voyager producers pulling off the rare feat of reusing a plot only three episodes into their run. It takes real talent to rip yourself off this quickly!...

Episode 2 - The Good Temporal Episode from 2018-02-01T10:30

As Voyager runs headlong into its first Space Problem of the Week in S1:E2 ‘Parallax’, it faces the true scourge of the Delta Quadrant – HR issues! Our heroes take a deep dive on ankle based sil...

Episode 1.5 - Janeway Strands The Crew from 2018-01-29T03:07:27

An early sense of dread creeps in as your podcast heroes endure another hour+ of bad exposition, sidetracks into mayfly space elves and Kmart Klingons, and the worst 10 minutes 90’s television h...

Episode 1 - The Voyager Groin Area from 2018-01-29T03:01:11

Your podcast heroes embark on an epic journey as the hero ship is pushed out of Deep Space Nine's airlock in pursuit of the 24th Century equivalent of white trash terrorists! Watch as our hope d...