Podcasts by Valley Boys Podcast
Comedian Dave Weasel and friends bring you takes of current events and tell horrible stories from their lives
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#112: Jingle Hells from 2023-12-01T18:28:52
Dave declares he's already over Christmas, talks about the ineffectiveness of voicemail, horror movie nudity, Boxing Day vs. Black Friday, the gong show of his first job, and the Rife rage
Listen#111: Grand Theft Sombrero from 2023-11-24T18:13:05
Dave discusses Black Friday, how a French Bulldog ruined Thanksgiving and not him, the creepy older guy in small towns that hang around teenagers, and people pooping in line at Disneyland (yes r...
Listen#110: My Turn To Ruin Thanksgiving from 2023-11-17T16:04:54
Dave talks about karate dorks, the Punk in the Park Festival, etiquette for falling down, unfortunate nicknames, and if cereal box prizes came with trashy liquor
Listen#109: Sega Kids from 2023-10-27T16:25:56
Dave speculates on the superior being; the Sega Kid or the Super Nintendo Kid. Also talks about Bill Burr's movie Old Dads, 23andMe letdowns for white people, and first-time unsupervised interne...
Listen#108: Ten Hours of Terror from 2023-10-13T12:31:05
Dave describes his recent disastrous trip to San Diego, naked people urinating on subway trains, and a police officer who was recognized by one of her OnlyFans subscribers during a traffic stop<...
Listen#107: French-Teaching Truffle Pig from 2023-10-05T16:37:47
Dave talks about OJ Simpson avoiding LA (and reflective surfaces) as to not meet 'who did it', GoPuff delivering 'adult toys', and getting caught vandalizing his own desk with disparaging remark...
Listen#106: Kansas City Karens from 2023-09-29T15:52:30
Dave speculates the scene if Taylor Swift did the 'Tomahawk' at the Kansas City Chiefs game, if sports teams had 'insensitive' team names about western culture, when drinking in the morning is s...
Listen#105: Lauren Boebert’s Parade of Public Penises from 2023-09-22T16:45:22
Dave talks about Lauren Boebert's husband whipping it out at a bowling alley and picking up where she left off with her new date, giving a tour of LA, and getting kicked out of Canadian Idol
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Dave recounts his drunk friend at an NFL game, the mommy blogger arrested for not being such a good mommy, the aliens presented in Mexico, religious polygamy, and legalized prostitution.
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Dave describes the hellscape of driving in San Francisco, his new cat having stinky butt drama, growing older, and stages of alcoholism
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#095: Ugly Guy Summer from 2023-06-29T19:34:59
Dave gets into an Uber driver randomly spurring her right wing beliefs like it's a game of bingo, road trips in the 90s, how we've all been the accidental creep, and why you shouldn't drunk dial...
Listen#094: It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse from 2023-06-08T17:44:21
Dave talks about the Disney Adult's cousin the Vegas Voyager, religions had logos someone had to design, judging someone based on their name, and the glory days of flip phones and MySpace
#093: What’s A Fart To The Man Who Shat Himself from 2023-05-25T18:24:37
Dave plots a sickening way to get revenge on a rental increase, his hatred for Trader Joe's, and makes a list of the type of guys who "whip out their hog" at inappropriate times
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Listen#092: Everyone In LA Does Cocaine from 2023-05-06T16:12:36
Dave talks about how his friend got engaged to a woman he met while doing cocaine together, how the Kardashians can fart in a jar and you'd still buy it, feral barn cats, and Dry May
Listen#091: 5’10 Is The Liar’s Height from 2023-04-25T17:05:40
Dave is back talking about recent live performance blunders, banning drag shows, Easter Jesus, and how anyone saying they're 5'10 is lying
Listen#090: Disney Adults from 2023-03-03T17:23:39
Dave goes into great detail about Disneyland's villain for children; Disney Adults. Also discussed is a school superintendent leaving his gun on the toilet for children to find, influencers, an ...
Listen#089: Fart Betrayal from 2023-01-31T17:37
Dave is back to discuss when it's appropriate to start farting around your partner, fast food CEOs, and how beards make double chins look like 1.5 chins
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Listen#088: COVIDave from 2023-01-06T21:10:28
Dave Weasel expresses how he can't believe he can't go to Vegas and to an NFL game there without catching the Roni. Despite the disease, he talks about the 11.5 hour drive back to LA, Mrs. Cocon...
Listen#087: Megatron Fizzlebum from 2022-12-22T14:35:56
Dave goes over the weird things he would do if he were Elon rich, gifts to give people you hate, and how men don’t get smarter, they learn to control their stupidity.
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#086: She’s Not Vape Juice Material from 2022-12-16T21:48:09
Dave talks about the benefits of arranged marriages, swearing in kindergarten, and dishes horror stories about a crazy Winnipeg family
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Listen#085: Scissoring Across The Galaxy from 2022-12-09T15:38:16
Dave Weasel discusses using your filth for revenge, parents casting their kids for ugly roles, and plays Aspergers or CTE
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#083: Ain’t Nothing But A Bombass Bathroom from 2022-11-11T17:46:07
Dave Weasel reviews the Union Station bathroom, suspects a dog is the mayor of Reseda, and clarifies meat clowns vs dirt farmers
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#081: New Man On The Minnesota Vikings from 2022-10-14T16:37:10
Dave gives a rundown on some unique fetishes, Lizzo and the crystal flute uproar, Davante Adams, and what Michael Myers would possibly be doing between all the murdering
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Dave Weasel discusses true crime interest vs. serial killer interest, Mormon sexual loopholes, and replacing zodiac signs with which Ninja Turtle you liked Sponsor: Get 25% off your subscript...
Listen#079: ’Know Your Worth’ Works Both Ways from 2022-09-14T18:39:02
We are back! Dave talks about his time as a college mascot, illustrates how there's no such thing as a free lunch, speculates on what the Pig People from the reality shows REALLY do, and the cas...
Listen#078: Real Housecats of Orange County from 2022-08-24T20:46:57
Dave Weasel is joined by comedians Kenan Kaya and Hector Resendez to talk about everything from incest in Iowa to sharting in the bed, and getting kicked out of a concert as a Canadian vs. a Mex...
Listen#077: Spontaneous Orgies from 2022-05-20T16:56:21
The boys speculate on how spontaneous orgies would be started in real life, carjackings, and how Dave suggested to a new NHL owner the dumbest team name possible.
Listen#076: Mullet Junkie from 2022-05-06T15:02:10
The boys discuss Brandon's new back-length mullet, the term 'slut' being gender neutral, and what Roe v. Wade means for these poor, poor men
Listen#075: Jehovah’s Thiccness from 2022-04-29T14:49:53
With Brandon back after surgery, the boys discuss getting fatter, if farts can be racist, Elon Musk, and Dave's idea to use GoFundMe for all his life expenses.
Listen#074: Honest METHtake from 2022-04-22T16:39:17
In an other solo episode, Dave Weasel tells wild stories from his band days, growing up Jehovah's Witness, and a man who gave a cop meth instead of his license and registration.
Listen#073: The Daveout from 2022-04-15T16:33:26
In a solo episode while Brandon recovers from surgery, Dave talks about Elizabeth Holmes and The Dropout, the crazy pastor casting out "witches", and embracing your filth but not like the guy ca...
Listen#072: Honest Company Slogans from 2022-04-09T13:52:03
The boys speculate on what some honest company slogans would be, including for Victoria’s Secret and dollar stores that sell pregnancy test, their first time cussing in front of their parents, a...
Listen#071: Two Boys One Cup from 2022-04-01T11:38:15
The boys finally address Brandon cutting a remote episode short because he had to take a dump in a 711 cup in his truck, a woman hospitalized for holding in farts, and a man who shot off his own...
Listen#070: Waxing The Dolphin from 2022-03-25T17:20:07
The boys give advice on what to wear if you want people to avoid you, Nazis, and an assault with a bag of used needles
Listen#069: Fatman Returns from 2022-03-11T15:40:41
With Brandon back in LA, the boys talk about a fat Olympics, the trashiest places to get kicked out of, Love is Blind, and fatfishing.
ListenDumpster Diving #2: DIVORCE from 2022-02-21T18:23:58
Dave goes over the wildest headlines about divorce including a marriage destroyed by farting, Mormon gay/straight marriages, Kim/Kanye/Skete, and a wife who slept with the entire WuTang Clan
Listen#068: Hector The Consensual Molester from 2022-02-10T16:25:24
Hector Resendez joins Dave to talk about how toilet plungers are a form of currency in Iowa, Los Angeles vs Orange County comedians, and a pregnant stripper named "Skunky" crying
Listen#067: Drunk On Freedom&Urine from 2022-02-03T17:54:18
In a solo episode, Dave goes over some recent headlines including an anti-vaxxer leading the "urine therapy" movement, Neil Young, a woman trying to buy a baby at Walmart, and a real life Weeken...
Listen#066: DUI at the Drive Thru from 2022-01-14T23:19:26
Feeling under the weather, the discuss a woman's DUI in a car full of kids, writing your own obituary, and how Valley Boys listeners are the ugliest in all podcasts
Listen#065: No Year’s Resolution from 2021-12-31T16:18:57
The boys address the online rumours about Brandon having sexual relations with raccoons (started by Dave), smuggling cocaine with your penis, and catcalling
Listen#064: Way of the Road, Bubs from 2021-12-17T19:33:16
The boys discuss a possible "dating" app for truck drivers in parking lots, Yelp reviews for sex workers, and a marriage app that rates your ex's dumps
Listen#063: Two Curvy Boys from 2021-12-10T16:25
The boys talk about Dave getting his Twitter hacked and losing his verified badge, appropriating being called "curvy" instead of fat, and robbing a pizza delivery driver with an ax.... for the p...
ListenDumpster Diving #1: METH from 2021-12-03T15:04:37
In a new segment, Dave gives a history lesson of meth and goes through the wildest news stories involving the drug
Listen#062: Shout Out To Wednesday from 2021-11-25T10:52:46
The boys cheers Dave's late cat Wednesday, talk about which Disney princesses have the worst farts, and times they've ruined family holidays.
Listen#061: Let‘s Go... BRANDON? from 2021-11-19T11:18:49
The boys talk about pee jugs and lot lizards, Kyle Rittenhouse, and wasting money on weddings when the divorce will cost more.
Listen#057: Dodger Riot from 2021-10-15T17:15:30
The boys talk about LA riots over winning baseball games, a nurse fired for farting under hypnosis, and a case of domestic abuse in a sumo suits.
Listen#056: Dallas Tribute from 2021-10-08T16:24:41
They discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late pet Greyhound.
Listen#055: The Dump Truck from 2021-09-30T18:43:15
The boys talk about penis recognition software, desert orgies, and Dave soliciting drugs on Instagram
Listen#054: Old Man Weasel from 2021-09-24T21:47:02
The boys talk about stealing perscription medicine, destroying a Walmart on a hotwired forklift, and Amazon drone delivered cocaine
Listen#053: Dave Solo Episode from 2021-09-17T00:27:32
While Brandon is in New Mexico shoving cacti up his butt, Dave is left alone to talk about Norm MacDonald, the Texas abortion ban, and calling his friends Judge Jarrett and Meerkat Jimmy
Listen#053: Dave Solo Episode from 2021-09-17T00:27:32
While Brandon is in New Mexico shoving cacti up his butt, Dave is left alone to talk about Norm MacDonald, the Texas abortion ban, and calling his friends Judge Jarrett and Meerkat Jimmy
Listen#052: Sky Pig from 2021-09-02T16:42:38
The boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal
Listen#051: Florida Olympics from 2021-08-10T18:48:28
The boys speculate on what made-up sports would be in the Florida Olympics, the cost of finding a 'sugar daddy', and first WTF moments during sex
Listen#050: We Know What The L Stands For from 2021-08-04T20:15:22
The boys talk about worst dates, rename Olympic softball teams based on MLB names, and exploiting yourself in a dollar store.
Listen#049: Final Davestination from 2021-07-27T09:31:59
The boys talk about Dave's heatstroke, someone getting stabbed for farting, and Joe Biden dropping bombs instead of green cards
Listen#048: Whitesplaining from 2021-07-15T22:50:57
The boys talk about the "Pope Olympics", robbing stores with a mysterious syringe, and smuggling drugs through your penis
Listen#047: Hockey Is America's Game from 2021-07-09T11:51:15
The boys talk about their best/worst ideas while drunk/high, sending nudes, and how the only thing Dave will ever invent is a new STD
Listen#046: Dishing The Dirt from 2021-07-02T12:44:31
The boys are finally able to speak about their former network, as it's in the news anyway.
Listen#045: Words We Can't Say from 2021-06-18T11:41:16
The boys celebrate joining a new network by testing what words will get beeped out, stupid bets on sports, and doing standup right after better comedians
Listen#044: Corporate Pride Month from 2021-06-03T16:37:29
The boys talk about corporations turned Pride Month into a branded holiday, the pointless Friends reunion, and how Dave catfished men on Tinder with his sister's picture to bring people to a com...
Listen#043: Brandon The Homewrecker from 2021-05-30T09:46:47
The boys talk about new bands stealing from old ones, breaking up with spouses after going to drug rehab, and Brandon ruining someone's marriage with his penis.
Listen#042: Weekly Weigh In from 2021-05-19T21:32
The boys discuss unsolicited tit pics, NHL playoffs, keto, Brandon's un-marriage advice, and being back on stage for standup comedy
Listen#041: Physical Personality Traits from 2021-05-14T11:52:48
The Boys talk about being naked in Zoom meetings, Monday morning DUIs, wost sports fans, and a comedian's racist tirade.
Listen#040: Hot Boy Summer from 2021-05-05T21:41:52
The boys discuss comedian draft picks, Japan's study on penis size, Elon Musk, NOFX, and Brandon's near hate crime while surfing
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#040: Hot Boy Summer from 2021-05-05T21:41:52
The boys discuss comedian draft picks, Japan's study on penis size, Elon Musk, NOFX, and Brandon's near hate crime while surfing
Listen#039: Trying to Catch One from 2021-04-30T11:08:58
The boys talk about porn parodies, Dave recites a vulgar short story he wrote for a school project, comedians moving to Austin TX, and Michael Jackson.
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#039: Trying to Catch One from 2021-04-30T11:08:58
The boys talk about porn parodies, Dave recites a vulgar short story he wrote for a school project, comedians moving to Austin TX, and Michael Jackson.
Listen#038: Farting on Airplanes from 2021-04-23T20:18:37
The boys talk about their worst vacations, farting on airplanes, Brandon's DUI, and Ben Shapiro's tiny wood.
Listen#038: Farting on Airplanes from 2021-04-23T20:18:37
The boys talk about their worst vacations, farting on airplanes, Brandon's DUI, and Ben Shapiro's tiny wood.
Listen#037: Tumblr Manifesto from 2021-04-14T23:10:41
The boys talk about getting a woman fired from Lyft, Streaming services, opposite sex paradoxes, and Newsom's recall
Listen#036: I'm Dr. Dre's Daughter from 2021-04-09T21:09:01
The boys argue over who is more white trash, $50k NBA fines for mean DMs, and how to suck your way into becoming a billionaire
Listen#035: Too Old For Matt Gatez from 2021-03-31T22:32:27
In honor of Matt Gatez, the boys rehash their drunkest stories, describe crazy encounters in LA, and how they'd fake a personal injury lawsuit
Listen#034: Chicken from 2021-03-26T00:20:44
The boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself.
Listen#034: Chicken from 2021-03-26T00:20:44
The boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself.
Listen#033: St. Fatrick's Day from 2021-03-17T00:34:30
The boys talk about sexual public nudity, gender reveal deaths, and have a toilet flushing political debate. Sorry.
Listen#032: Nickel Night from 2021-02-27T13:59:44
The boys talk about online death threats, their worst jobs, stealing back engagement rings, and prostitute pricing scales.
Listen#031 Marijuana Intervention from 2021-02-10T19:37:50
The boys talk about Brandon's experience as a crematorium operator, Dave's tales from standup, farts in the news, and "curators" making money by stealing jokes from comedians.
Listen#030 Dirty Thirty from 2021-02-04T20:02:43
The boys discuss Dave's foiled plot to start an Only Fans scheme, Brandon argues his prostitute habit over dating, Kim Jeong Newsom, and Biden's first two weeks.
Listen#029: Work of "God" from 2021-01-21T18:22:10
The boys talk about the presidential transition, predictions for the year, commie bastards, and how Brandon might be the Nightstalker
Listen#028 Return of the Blackburn from 2021-01-14T20:02:30
Brandon Blackburn - former CIA officer, Live PD producer, and current Dave's standup agent joins the boys to talk about the shitshow of current events. It's a bloodbath
Listen#027: King of the Capitol Hill from 2021-01-07T21:28
The boys talk about social media influence, old jokes biting you in the ass, politics, and Brandon suspects Dave will convert to Republican
Listen#026: Holiday Special from 2020-12-22T14:24:26
The boys talk about getting drunk and ruining Christmas, California lockdowns, and Brandon's hatred for Gavin Newsom
Listen#025 The Saucy Ape from 2020-12-10T15:33:13
The boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction.
Listen#024 Hand Grenade Behind The Deli Counter from 2020-11-20T19:17:07
The boys talk about Joe Biden's victory and unsolicited sexual pictures from both genders.
Listen#023 Anthony Rogers from 2020-09-07T22:28:28
Missouri Republican House nominee Anthony Rogers joins the boys to tag-team Dave's dirty socialist beliefs. It's a bloodbath.
Listen#022 Jessica Kirson from 2020-08-07T13:26:25
Comedian Jessica Kirson joins the boys to discuss her standup special TALKING TO MYSELF, performing during the quarantine, and old tweets coming back from the dead.
Listen#021 Alia Janine from 2020-06-30T14:19:14
Comedian and former adult actress Alia Janine join the boys to talk about her two career paths, quarantine drug deals, predators in entertainment, and sharting.
Listen#020: Mark Normand from 2020-05-27T14:51:30
Comedian Mark Normand joins the boys to talk about Comedy!, his new special Out To Lunch (on YouTube now), cancel culture, and Brandon's surgery where he got his ribs removed to suck his own...
Listen#019: Noodles from The Offspring from 2020-05-07T16:29:03
Legendary guitarist Noodles joins the boys for some real talk about not showering, immigration, Trump, the administration's response to the pandemic, and jumping roof to roof with a machete.
Listen#018: Paul Elia from 2020-04-30T18:36:38
The boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and actor Paul Elia to discuss masturbation during the quarantine, Detroit Tigers, terrible airlines, and cartoon net guns being more efficient tha...
Listen#017: Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles from 2020-04-20T00:58:36
The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before.
Listen#016: Tyrannosaurus Wrecked from 2020-04-10T17:12:46
The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors.
Listen#015: Jessimae Peluso from 2020-04-02T01:11:08
The boys are joined by comedian Jessimae Peluso and discuss the quarantine and lockdown, when we're going to turn to cannibalism, horse ladies, Tiger King, and Jessimae speculates Brandon and Da...
Listen#014 Brandon Blackburn from 2020-03-26T21:15:10
While in complete Los Angeles lockdown, the boys are joined remotely by former CIA officer Brandon Blackburn who divulges government secrets like Osama Bin Laden's porn collection. Dave rundowns...
Listen#013: Los Angeles Lockdown from 2020-03-19T10:43:14
While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online.
Listen#012: Pomona Virus from 2020-03-10T17:32:09
The boys talk about the coronavirus, Joe Biden's AR-14, Alex Jones' DWI, and Brandon's weed and prostitute addiction.
Listen#011 Mark Hayes&Kalea McNeill from 2020-02-27T10:23:12
The boys are joined by comedians Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill for some dirty personal stories, light roasting, and day drinking.
Listen#010: Joe Walsh from 2020-02-20T00:01
The boys are joined by former congressman and presidential candidate Joe Walsh to discuss corruption, guns, booze, how and how everything he does is wrong (according to Dave), and how he looks l...
Listen#009 Jimmy Dore&Steve Lewis from 2020-02-13T08:46:57
The boys are joined by Comedian Jimmy Dore and Steve Lewis and talk about all things greasy in American politics and culture, and Brandon smokes up the Shit Shack.
Listen#008 Apu Only Live Once from 2020-02-06T00:01
The boys accidentally get drunk and talk about Apu from the Simpsons, overly obsessed sports fans, and fight about politics. Dave gets all three "California, Florida, or Canada Man" questions co...
Listen#007 Swipe Left from 2020-01-30T00:01
The boys get a little political, talk about jokes going too far, Antonio Brown, transgender people on dating sites, and read out your break up stories.
Listen#006 Movin' On Up from 2020-01-23T00:05
Recorded from their new digs at the 'Shit Shack' in Beverly Hills, the boys talk about the Aaron Hernandez documentary, legalized prostitution, and successfully blaming farts on a cat for five y...
Listen#005: The Pneumonia Diaries from 2020-01-16T00:05
Turns out Dave's "man cold" is just pneumonia, but Brandon thinks he's dying anyway. The boys discuss fat shaming, politics, and play a game called 'California or Florida Man'.
Listen#004 Dick Rivers from 2020-01-09T08:28:13
Infamous rock radio legend and club owner Dick Rivers joins the boys to be grilled about the $300 he stiffed Dave 10 years ago.
Listen#003 Free Range Baboon from 2020-01-03T16:04:43
The boys talk about what would happen if they got in a fight, Dave being sick, the Don't Fuck With Cats documentary, and being farted on.
Listen#002 The Pot(belly) Calling The Kettle Fat from 2019-12-12T07:05:25
The boys talk about cancel culture, Brandon's wrestling career, and how to sneak down to better seats at sporting events.
Listen#001 Valley Boys from 2019-12-05T18:46:47
The boys talk about Reseda, cocaine, public urination, and My 600lb Life.
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