Podcasts by VHS KvLT

You 2 Will Wish For Death (Death Wish 2) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.877463

Alternate Title: Bronson Buys a Beach-house. 

In our first episode we watch the the 80s sequel to a 70s cult classic, Death Wish 2. A movie that lives up to the promises set by i...

Deepak Cobra (Cobra) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.869347

Alternate Title: Marion Cobretti and The Mysterious New Age Murder Cult

In this episode we watch Cobra. A forgotten Stallone classic? It's got...

Return to the Living, Death Girl [Trash Lovers Anthem] (Return of the Living Dead) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.865907

Alternate Title: The Skeleton Farm Conspiracy

In this episode, zombies. We watch Return of the Living Dead, the best zombie flick (picture, film, movie,...

Life of the Kavanaughs (Night of the Creeps) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.858606

Alternate Title: The Bradster Bites Back

In this episode, Night of the Creeps, the college romance with zombies. We were thrilled, you will be too. Plus, The Story of the Eye’s i...

Robocop by Kanye West (Robocop) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.854752

Alternate Title: The Great Philosophical Questions of Life and Robocop

Our biggest IP yet, TJ Lazer! We also watch Robocop, which is a pretty good one. Also, Dave Bautista's ...

The Last Drag, cuz they all dead (The Last Dragon) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.849643

Alternate Title: Daimyo of Denton

In this episode, Sho'Nuff. We watch The Last Dragon, the 1980s Kung-fu movie set in Harlem. It's amazing. Also, are they teaching kids h...

The First Soy Boy (The Last Starfighter) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.844824

Alternate Title: The Sho'Nuff Come Down

In this episode we watch The Last Strarfighter, it's like Star Wars if Luke Skywalker never wanted to do anything or be anyone. Pl...

The Gatest Show on Earth (The Gate) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.839403

Alternate Title: Y'all Wanna Summon The Dorff?

In this episode The Gate. A children's horror movie starring a young Stephen Dorff as he summon demons from a hole in his b...

Running from the Man (The Running Man) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.800645

Alternate Title: Richard Dawson Deserved That Oscar Nod

The Running Man! Our first Arnold movie, an 80s staple. Where does it rate in his 80s cannon? Well This one's got Rich...

They Live[ly talk about polictics a lot in this one] (They Live) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.796310

Alternate Title: Poddy Pipercast

They Live. Really, a lot of them don't in this one. Ready for a movie about unrestrained capitalism? Or is it about how space lizards seek to...

Groovy Ghoulies (Ghoulies) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.791480

Alternate Title: Dick and the Toad Boys

This one's about Ghoulies. We watched it, and it does technically qualify as a movie - barely. Wow, does this guy look like Nathan Fillion. Als...

Creep All Day Camp (Sleepaway Camp) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.786771

Alternate Title: Dedicated to our Mother and Father

DYAAAAAHHOW! Sleep Away Camp. Is this movie terrible? Yes. Is it a fun movie? Yes. Also, Marvel makes Kyle feel a thing.

Total Recall your girlfriend (Total Recall) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.782262

Alternate Title: Schizoid Embolism is our band name.

We watched Total Recall this week. Arguably Arnold's best movie ever (I'll argue it). Kyle also reveals how he really...

Run the Blades (Blade Runner) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.777168

Alternate Title: Farewell, My Replicant. 

It's Blade Runner time. If you're wondering, we watched the Theatrical and the Final Cuts - you should only watch the Final Cut....

BONUS: It's OK to Dream a L'il (Blade Runner: 2049) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.771797

Alternate Title: Lars, The Real Girl, and The Real Job.

Our first bonus episode. Shawn liked Blade Runner 2049 so much that we decided you needed to hear all about it. Plus, we m...

Lifebores (Lifeforce) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.767474

Alternate Title: SpaceForce watches Lifeforce.

So... we watched Lifeforce. What to say? You'd think a movie about sexy, space vampires would be fun, but the British sure foun...

Science for Weirdos (Weird Science) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.762685

Alternate Title: Wyatt Donnelly and The Magic Slave Girl.

Weird Science, the weakest of Hughes' 80s cannon. We watched it. How is it? We spend a lot of time trying to talk ab...

Mad Max, Bored After Thunderdome (Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.758186

Alternate Title: Raggedy Man is the captain (Walker) now.

Barter Town, Aunty, Master-Blaster, the whole gang's here. We watched Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome this week. Is it th...

A Newt's Life (Aliens) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.754116

Alternate Title: Aliens and Spaces Forces

The age old question, which of the two good Alien movies is your favorite? Alien or Aliens? Ridley Scott or James Cameron? This week we ...

Real Nerd Sh... (Transformers: The Movie) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.749016

Alternate Titles: Podformers: A New Hope Rod.

The the greatest story ever told? Transformer: The Movie (1986). We watched this movie too much as kids, there's no objectivity ...

Puke Skywalker, Masterbeaster (The Beastmaster) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.742827

Alternate Title: Beasts, Baby oil, Leisure and Taxes.

Part of one (of three) in our Sword and Sorcery Retrospective. Behold The Beastmaster in all its glory. Rip Torn is in this?...

Conan O'Barbarian (Conan the Barbarian) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.735114

Alternate Title: Conan has no friends, Conan's friends die.

Part of two (of three) in our Sword and Sorcery Retrospective. Glorious Conan the Cimmerian - Cimmeria, land of Da...

Toxic Masculinity (DeathStalker) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.695210

Alternate Title: A Boy What's Not a Boy.

The finally of our three part Sword and Sorcery Retrospective; we saved the one with the most sexual assaults for last. We watched De...

Big Panties Special (Cry Baby) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.691074

Alternate Title: The Case Against Khakis.

We watched a John Waters movie. The singing one (no, not that one) Cry-Baby - the one with Johnny Depp, Iggy Pop too. We also talk about...

Vampire Bikini Beach Party'87 (The Lost Boys) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.687095

Alternate Title: Santa Carla Dreaming.

We watched The Lost Boys. A movie that stars Kiefer Sutherland, both Coreys, and Santa Cruz - we talk about it (probably too much). We also...

Taming of the Screw (Police Story) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.683836

Alternate Title: Jackie Chan versus Interpersonal Relationships.

It's 80s Kung Fu classic time. Police Story. It's got all that good Jackie Chan physical comedy with as l...

BONUS: Rasslemania Especial (WrestleMania 3) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.678849

Alternate Title: Heenan Don't Hurt 'em.

Our second bonus episode - for the kids. It's that special time of year when I remember that wrestling's still a thing. We...

ACAB (Police Academy) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.674407

Alternate Title: No Gute Cops. 

We've done a very bad thing to all of you, we're making you watch Police Academy. How gute is? Eh... Bobcat Goldthwait and Bill Clinton...

(Everything But) Airplane! from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.667437

Alternate Title: Airplane! (But Everything).

We watched Airplane! but we don't talk about it as much as usual. What's to say about the funniest comedy movie of all time? ...

Kurt Cult (Escape from New York) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.662639

Alternate Title: I Like My Presidents Harrison Tough. 

It's Kurt Russell time. Is he the greatest action star of the 80s? Come watch him Escape from New York. This one's ...

Insane Klown Posse (Killer Klowns From Outer Space) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.656771

Alternate Title: Send in the Klowns.

Early Episode! Special Punisher episode tomorrow. We watched that Killer Klowns From Outer Space movie. These Klowns got the craziest killer ...

Space Force: Forever (Avengers: Endgame and not really Punisher) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.640462

Alternate Title: Disney's "Support the Establishment".

We were supposed to watch The Punisher (1989) - and we did - but this one's really just about Avengers: End...

Game Of Outdoors (The Great Outdoors) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.606777

Alternate Title: Hot Takes That No One Asked For.

This week, The Great Outdoors. It's John Candy and Dan Aykroyd in this podcast's second John Hughes movie. The Great Out...

Mortal Kombat Lite (Bloodsport) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.597063

Alternate Title: A True Story That He Just Made Up.

We watched that Bloodsport flick. It's a good one, with some classic 80s flaws and crazy Bolo Yeung pecks. We talked a bun...

Fist the Culture Industry (Fist of the North Star) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.581938

Alternate Title:  Fistcast.

We are Space Force and we're here to watch movies and fight space pirates. We watched Fist of the North Star this time. Kyle has to revise his ove...

Crystal Girls n Boys (The Dark Crystal) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.576352

Alternate Title: Dank Krystalz.

We watched that crazy Jim Henson fantasy, puppet movie The Dark Crystal. Narration in movies is almost always a mistake - when will they learn. Ap...

We're Not Alone Now (Chopping Mall) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.571460

Alternate Title: Cybored Sex.

This time we watched Chopping Mall. You can tell it's an 80s movie because of the shopping mall, which we believe no longer exist in 2019. Plus,...

Krush Drake (Krush Groove) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.563330

Alternate Title: Kurtis Blow Surely Knows The Way To Roll.

We watched Krush Groove, a heavily fictionalized story based on the creation of Def Jam Recordings. It's a film fea...

A Dream of Reagan (The Day After) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.556101

Alternate Title: More Gute and less climate change.

Go watch 1983's The Day After and then come join us in our dread. This one's a bit out of our normal wheelhouse, it...

Nightgowns and Hot Wind (A Nightmare On Elm Street) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.549088

Alternate Title: A Treatise On The Ethics of Frontier Justice As It Relates To The Execution (or Murder) Of Frederick Krueger.

This week it was Freddy's turn, we watched A Ni...

The Gene Simmons Biopic (Runaway) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.543007

Alternate Title: Pass the Torch

We watched Runaway this week. It stars Tom Selleck, whose got that big mustache energy, and Gene Simmons in his titular role as a creepy robotics ...

Strangely Similar Things (Maximum Overdrive) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.537250

Alternate Title: Maximum Pretensions. 

We watched a movie from Stephen King's cocaine years; it's Maximum Overdrive time.  We'd argue it's one of those good bad m...

Mummy Came In My House (The Monster Squad) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.500143

Alternative Title: USA? A-OK.

Someone was out to get some of that Goonies cash in 1987 and they made The Monster Squad. Last week, we decided to watch it. The Wolfman's got n...

Extreme Ghosting House (House) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.494262

Alternate Title: A Milquetoast Haunting.

We watched House. This movie's a hard one to pin down, it might be one of the good-bad movies, or it might be boring. The creature de...

It's a Sheen Machine (The Wraith) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.489576

Alternate Title: Kavinsky Inspo Post.

The Wraith is a movie starring a gangly buttface and his gang of jerk kids as they slowly get taken apart by an avenging ghost car driven by...

Mazes and Mental Illnesses (Mazes and Monsters) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.484211

Alternate Title: The First MCU Horror Film.

We're told this is Tom Hanks's first movie role - Made-for-TV still counts. Mazes and Monsters is a movie about a bunch of people with ...

Shaolin vs MCU-Tang (Shaolin vs Wu Tang) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.478639

Alternate Title: GungFuCast

This one's about Shaolin vs Wu Tang (Or Shaolin and Wu Tang - depending) The movie that gave Rza a thousand samples. We talk other stuff too, as i...

Mack 10 Dis Track By Lil Uzi Vert (Night of the Comet) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.472819

Alternate Title: Big Hec Terror of the Barrio.

We watched Night of the Comet -- it holds up. It also stars two actresses the KvLT know; we're just going to be self-referentia...

Kill All Valley Humans (Valley Girl) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.466973

Alternate Title: Should Have Watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

This week it was Valley Girl's turn. Lots of people seem to like this one, we just don't know wh...

This Podcast is a Mess and So Am I (Raising Arizona) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.462142

Alternate Title: This Podcast was Recorded in a Society.

Kyle has a list ready for this one. You may ask yourself, is Raising Arizona on the list? It's number 3, in fact. Are...

KZA's Haunted House (Akira) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.457969

Alternate Title: $hawn's Funny Farm.

It's that 50th one! Akira. Tetsuoooo! Listen at your own risk.

In Love with a Riot Grrrl (Slumber Party Massacre) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.453231

Alternate Title: Intro to Spooky Season.

We watched Slumber Party Massacre this time. It's a fun one. More importantly, Kyle's got two tickets to Alex Cameron bu...

Gooigi Origins (Possession) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.449215

Alternative Title: See You in Hell, Deadman.

Spooky Season continues. 1981. Possession. There's some good stuff in there. We also talk Rugby and American Horror Story and Ram...

Academia is Horror (Re-Animator) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.444986

Alternate Title: Cyclopean Contrasting.

This week, it's Re-Animator, as the spooky season continues. We ramble on about this and that; something about Date Watch. Listen and ...

Skin Hunger (City of the Living Dead) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.441973

Alternate Title: Too Many Hills to Die On.

More Spooky Season: International with the City of the Living Dead. We also go over some of the movies we're watching for our own S...

Only Good Comic Book Movie (Creepshow) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.437234

Alternate Title: Vignettes From Out The Grave.

We watched another Stephen King joint, and our first George Romero, Creepshow. All that plus much, much more. Join the KvLT... 

BONUS: Happy Birthday KvLT! (Spaced Invaders) from 2023-12-13T15:54:53.398170

Alternate Title: Many Unhappy Returns!

What a year it's been? We commemorate with Spaced Invaders. Join the KvLT.

BONUS: Happy Birthday KvLT! (Spaced Invaders) from 2022-03-07T05:21:55.079049

Alternate Title: Many Unhappy Returns!

What a year it's been? We commemorate with Spaced Invaders. Join the KvLT.

Geriatric-Drunk Human Losers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) from 2021-07-13T23:04:27

Alternate Title: The Long Road to Nowhere

This one is for the birthday boy, and it's late because life isn't fair.

The Last Goonies Weekend (The Goonies) from 2021-04-09T17:02:20

Alternate Title: Goodbye from The Goondocks.

It's our last one for awhile. We watched The Goonies, which is one everyone knows about.

The Van Morrison (The Van) from 2021-03-17T19:47:12

Alternate Title: Chipper Chef

We watched The Van because it's St. Partick's Day, I guess.

Chinese Zodiac Killer (Tampopo) from 2021-03-05T22:17:52

Alternate Title: In Love With The Ramen Women.

This one's a Japanese movie about ramen. It's a rich bouquet, bold and inspiring.

No Entertainment Found (No Holds Barred) from 2021-02-05T16:05:40

Alternate Title: Hulk The Ripper.

We watched a movie that Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon did a bunch of cocaine and then rewrote in a hotel room. Someone decided to call it "N...

Helicopter Violence (Runaway Train) from 2021-01-23T23:39:20

Alternate Title: Clitpiercer.

We watched Runaway Train. There's a train.

New Years, New Beefs (The Thing) from 2021-01-08T16:39:22

Alternate Title: Brimley Binge

For the New Years', we settled in to watch something with some old friends in it and watched The Thing.

The year of the KvLT begins.

Grinch Squad (Tokyo Godfathers) from 2020-12-24T20:54:20

Alternate Title: Ho Ho Hobos.

We cheated and watched something outside the wheelhouse this week. It's Tokyo Godfathers and it's great.

GREMMO (Gremlins) from 2020-12-17T01:40:24

Alternate Title: Baby Yoda Prototype.

We watched a true Christmas Classis this week - it's Gremlins. It's got everything, and if you don't like it, then you're a buttface.

Big Booty Ho Ho Ho (Silent Night, Deadly Night 2) from 2020-12-09T19:30:19

Alternate Title: Clap Your Eyebrows, Say "Garbage Day!"

We watched a sequel to a thing we watched last Chanukah season. This one is Silent Night, Deadly Nigh 2 and it tr...

Dinah Fire (Invasion U.S.A) from 2020-12-03T01:23:34

Alternate Title: Livin' in an X-Mas Town!

We watched another Chuck Norris movie and we wish we didn't. Some Russians or something invade on Christmas or something... we ...

Teegra's Thiccy (Fire and Ice) from 2020-11-25T20:03:44

Alternate Title: I Dream of Fighting Dinosaur!

We watched an adult centric animated feature, Fire and Ice. It's an Heavy Metal album come to life. There's no Batman, tho...

BONUS: It Came From VHS KvLT from 2020-11-24T19:58:16

This a peak are our new Podcast: It Came From VHS KvLT.

Do we ramble too much on the movie Podcast? Do you want the ramble without the required viewing?

It'...

Dudes Rock (Once Upon a Time in America) from 2020-11-19T15:46:54

Alternate Title: Let's Hear It For The Boys!

We watched another Italian guy's movie, this one is kinda of famous - we think.

Election Mystery (Clue) from 2020-11-12T13:49:04

Alternate Title: Cluedo

We watched Clue this week and talked election nonsense. Join us... or else.

Horny For Guns (The Killer) from 2020-11-05T14:09:01

Alternate Title: Gun Party Tonight.

We watched John Woo's The Killer. There's guns and doves and slow motion melodrama. It's great.

Halloweenier (Trick or Treat) from 2020-10-28T21:56:45

Alternate Title: Samhain Spooktacular!

No, not the 2007 one... Not that one from 1982 either! You wish. No, true torture awaits you this years. It's 1986 and the music is so...

Thriller 2 (The Midnight Hour) from 2020-10-22T00:25:49

Alternate Title: Summer Soundtrack.

We watched a made-for-TV joint this week. They call it the Midnight Hour. It's got LeVar Burton.

Tubi Presents... (C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD) from 2020-10-14T22:21:12

Alternate Title: A Zombie Halloween.

We're chugging along toward Halloween. This week it's C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD. It's zombie time at the KvLT, apparently.

Tim Burton The Hack (Beetlejucice) from 2020-10-08T17:16:35

Alternate Title: Drinkin' your own bootyjuice.

For spooky season, we watched another Tim Burton movie. This one has less Batman. It's Beetlejuice time.

H8 da living, Luv da dead (Return of the Living Dead Part II) from 2020-09-30T21:56:30

Alternate Title: When the Dead Come Dancing.

It's spooky season so we watched a zombie one. This week it was Return of the Living Dead Part II.

Argento Does it Again (Suspiria) from 2020-09-24T20:14:46

Alternate Title: VHS KvLT Does Nothing.

We say "ciao" to Italy with "Suspiria", Dario Argento's movie about the horrors of dance. Newt week, we say hola to s...

Ribs Inside a Girl (The Beyond) from 2020-09-17T01:25:37

Alternate Title: This isn't The Money Pit!

We're still strolling through Italy, this week it's The Beyond by Lucio Fulci. See Louisiana through Italian eyes.

Catholic Ass (The Church) from 2020-09-09T21:51:29

Alternate Title: An Investigation of Gothic Architecture.

Our month abroad continues with The Church (La Chiesa), Most of it takes place in a church.

Tenet Premiere, Berlin (Demons) from 2020-09-02T20:27:06

Alternate Title: Matinee of the Dead.

In September, we're taking a tour of Italy. This one's about Demons... Dèmoni... Demônio. ...

Apocalypse Yesterday (Castle in the Sky) from 2020-08-19T19:39:59

Alternate Title: Old Man Yells at Sky Castle.

We watched a Hayao Miyazaki flick. Some call it Lupita, b...

Pizza À Portuguesa (Mystic Pizza) from 2020-08-12T20:26:53

Alternate Title: The Gals of Autumn.

We watched out first Julia Roberts movie, and now that's all we're watching. This one's about Mystic Pizza.

The First of the Gang to Die (Ernest Goes to Camp) from 2020-08-05T17:44:41

Alternate Title: VHS KvLT Goes to Ernest.

We watched Ernest Goes to Camp and it's not the first movie of my childhood to die a boring death.

Fingerbangin' (Dirty Dancing) from 2020-07-29T18:00:23

Alternate Title: A Season for Dance.

We watched Dirty Dancing. We don't put Baby in a corner.

Yell at a World That's Falling Apart (Tourist Trap) from 2020-07-23T02:54:24

Alternate Title: A Plastic Life.

We watched Tourist Trap this week. There's a lot of life lessons in this one.

Body Horror (Stand by Me) from 2020-07-16T06:44:45

Alternate Title: Rob Riener presents Stephen King's The Body

We watched Stand By Me this week. It hols up now and forever. Maybe -- Probably.

Born on the 7th of July (Cemetery Man) from 2020-07-08T19:06:28

Alternate Title: Life in The Globe.

Dellamorte Dellamore is a better title than Cemetery Man, we all agree on that. Whatever you want to call it, we watch it this...

Knight is Dark, Walk On (Batman 1989) from 2020-07-01T20:46:23

Alternate Title: Too Long in Gotham.

We watched Tim Burton's Batman. There's also a lot of talking about the comic books too. Is this our longest episode? We don't k...

Lost Hillbillys (Near Dark) from 2020-06-25T00:07:41

Alternate Title: The Vampire Who Couldn't Tell Time.

We watched Near Dark, which some might say should be named Near Sunrise. This one's a Kathryn Bigelow thing, she'...

Endless Bummer (Surf Nazis Must Die) from 2020-06-17T19:10:11

Alternate Title: Nazi Pet Sounds.

We watch Surf Nazis Must Die which is technically a movie and technically about surf Nazis dying so I guess they got us there.

Abolish The Police (Do The Right Thing) from 2020-06-10T20:21:49

Alternate Title: Abolish The Polizza.

We watched a Spike Lee joint. Kyle claims it's been on the list for months. Though he should have no worries, how can this movie still ...

All Camp Counselors Are Bastards (Friday The 13th) from 2020-06-03T20:07:14

Alternate Title: Put The Wood Ax to Bed.

We watched Friday the 13th. The first one, and maybe the last one we watch for this Podcast.

Is This Happy Days? (Hairspray) from 2020-05-27T21:47:18

Alternate Title: No, this is Dirty Dancing.

We watched another from that crazy cat, John Waters. It's Hairspray this time, but the good one. Sorry if you like the musical, w...

Bonnie and Clyde, but with money (Heathers) from 2020-05-20T17:53:47

Alternate Title: Humdrum Bonnie and Clyde.

We watched a movie called Heathers. It's proto-Mean Girls but it's got Christian Slater... you've been warned.

Fear of Bleak Planet (Repo Man) from 2020-05-13T22:38:34

Alternate Title: Harry Dean's a Mean Machine.

We watched 1984's Repo Man. It's got Emilio. It's Alien. It almost had the greatest of all-time.

Predatory Moans (Predator) from 2020-05-07T15:52:56

Alternate Title: Jungle Juicing.

We might have gotten too drunk and watched the Predator. We're gonna find out how weird this one is together.

Metal Cans In The Air (Heavy Metal) from 2020-04-29T23:19:49

Alternate Title: Drunkin' Loves.

We had too much to drink and watched Heavy Metal. That's all I have to say about that.

Regular Cop (Violent Cop) from 2020-04-23T01:49:41

Alternate Title: Not So Super Cop.

We watched the Violent Cop about a violent cop. It's got violence and cops.

You Can Drink a Little Bit of Blood (Rock 'n' Roll High School) from 2020-04-16T00:21:37

Alternate Title: It's Like a Poem.

We watched that Ramones classic featuring The Ramones. It's Rock 'n' Roll High School time.

Skinwalk Among Us (Wofen) from 2020-04-08T23:00:42

Alternate Title: Luke Skinwalker Ranch.

We watched Wolfen. It's about werewolves, or voodoo, or skinwalkers, or nothing at all...

Better Dead Than Living Red (Night of the Living Dead) from 2020-04-01T18:16:56

Alternate Title: You Got Quarantined In Here With Us.

We watched the remake of the Night of the Living Dead. No, not that one, the 1990s one; the one with Tony Todd... Candyman....

Shin'ya Gets It In (Tetsuo: The Iron Man) from 2020-03-25T17:30:52

Alternate Title: TETSUOOO!

We watched that movie what-about metal men, Tetsuo: The Iron Man. If you're looking for an escape in our trying times -- look elsewhere.

St. Corona's Day Party (Waking Ned Devine) from 2020-03-17T15:52:45

Alternate Title: PaddyWhackin'.

We watched Waking Ned Devine. It's cute, it's fun, it's what you should watch as the world eats toilet paper.

Franco Nero Goes On Holiday (Enter The Ninja) from 2020-03-11T16:06:03

Alternate Title: My Stepdad's a Ninja.

This one's got ninjas—kind of. We watched Enter The Ninja, a movie that isn't as sexy as its title suggests.

Chuck, Taxas Wolfer (Lone Wolf McQuade) from 2020-03-04T16:21:37

Alternate Title: Everyone Wants to Die in a Karate Fight.

We watch a Chuck Norris movie this week. It's Lone Wolf McQuade time.

Fight Night (Harlem Nights) from 2020-02-26T17:39:07

Alternate Title: Quick Qualities.

We watched Harlem Nights. It's a movie that's got lots of fun people in it then we talk about boxing.

Be Snake, Do gay (The Serpent and The Rainbow) from 2020-02-19T16:04:23

Alternate Title: White Savior Does A Voodoo.

We watched Wes Craven's The Serpent and The Rainbow, the narration and title pages will till you most of what you need to know....

Hangin N Bangin (Conan The Destroyer) from 2020-02-12T18:07:22

Alternate Title: The Big Dipper Does Sword and Sorcery.

We watched Conan The Destroyer. Actually, very little was destroyed - except our desire for another Conan movie.

Kung Fu Is For The People (Shogun Assassin) from 2020-02-05T16:21:01

Alternate Title: Bushido Are For The Nerds.

We watched Shogun Assassin this week. Quentin Tarantino guy referenced it in Kill Bill, but we don't talk about that.

We All Shine On (The Shining) from 2020-01-29T20:47:14

Alternate Title: Shine On You Crazy Alcoholic.

We watched The Shining. This one is about that and Stanley Kubric Stephen King and CIA experiments and there's probably some D...

Limp Eastwood (Pale Rider) from 2020-01-22T17:47:03

Alternate Title: The KvLT Bans Clint Eastwood.

We watched Pale Rider this week. KZA does an expose on Clint, Clint doesn't make out unscathed.

King Leering At You (Ran) from 2020-01-15T16:44:57

Alternate Title: Samurai Showdowns.

It's Akira Kurosawa time. We watched Ran; it's one of those samurai pictures. 

Tales from the Two-Headed Director (Miller's Crossing) from 2020-01-08T16:08:13

Alternate Title: KZA's Xing.

We watched another Coen Brother's movie and then ramble on about it, and other things.

To Live n Die in 2020 (The Road Warrior) from 2020-01-02T03:31:13

Alternate Title: VHS KvLT - 2020 Warriors.

Happy New Year! We're taking it to the max.

Merry Christmas KvLT (Scrooged) from 2019-12-25T01:09:34

Alternate Title:

Happy holidays everyone. We watched a pretty good Christmas movie this week. It's about Bill Murray and ghosts. See you next decade...

A Country Wife X-Mas (Silent Night, Deadly Night) from 2019-12-18T17:19:31

Alternate Title: SBD.

More X-Mas season movies. This one about some traditional X-Mas murdering.

Doomer Fantasy (Better Off Dead) from 2019-12-11T16:41:33

Alternate Title: A Contrivance For Cusack.

Christmas time, Better of Dead. We also talk Ronald Reagan, Elon Musk, Van Halen, Dan Schneider, and who knows what else. Money for ...

Christmas Hogs (Lethal Weapon) from 2019-12-04T19:02:02

Alternate Title: The Pigs of Winter.

Christmas time is here, and we watched Lethal Weapon because of it. It's the non-Die Hard-action-cop-Christmas movie. All that, plus oth...

BONUS: Spanksgiving (WWF: Survivor Series 1990) from 2019-11-28T19:19:04

Alternate Title: Podsgiving (WWE)

Happy thanksgiving from VHS KvLT. We watched a classic of wrestling, 1990's Survivor Series. Who doesn't love a good gooker?

Scuffed n Washed (Coming to America) from 2019-11-27T18:24:17

Alternate Title: The Big Bucks Never Rolled In.

*AUDIO WARNING: THIS ONE SOUNDS BAD* We watched Coming to America this week and then did a terrible job recording our conversatio...

Bureaucrat, Grade Sucka (Brazil) from 2019-11-20T16:58:04

Alternate Title: Good with Gilliam.

We're in the amidst of what Kyle considers a stretch of good ones, so we watched Brazil. The KvLT is always accepting new members.

Suckapod (I'm Gonna Git You Sucka) from 2019-11-14T00:02:55

Alternate Title: Hammer, Slammer, Slade, and Spade.

We watched I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. Then we ramble on about things and such.

German History (The Neverending Story) from 2019-11-06T18:12:28

Alternate Title: The Sacking of the Ivory Tower.

This week it's The Neverending Story. You know it from Stranger Things, or maybe from being a kid. Also, history this week.

OkkVlt RitValz (Night of the Demons) from 2019-10-30T17:20:38

Alternate Title: The Customs of Puberty.

Spooky Season draws to a close with Night of the Demon. What else is there to say? Happy Halloween!

Room on the Broom (Halloween III: Season of the Witch) from 2019-10-24T00:19:47

Alternate Title: Beware Evil Druidic Businesses.

This week we watched The Halloween what don't have Mikey Myers. It's got Tom Atkins though. Mostly, we just talk about ...

BONUS: Happy Birthday KvLT! (Spaced Invaders) from 2019-10-19T00:49:59

Alternate Title: Many Unhappy Returns!

What a year it's been? We commemorate with Spaced Invaders. Join the KvLT.