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#2183 RHOC Part Two: Beaching and Moaning from 2023-10-05T19:27:41

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion!  For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels with Heather (actress to act...

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#2182 RHOC Part One: Beaching and Moaning from 2023-10-05T17:43:21

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion!  For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels with Heather (actress to act...

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#2181 RHOSLC Part Two: Apres Tea from 2023-10-05T02:56:08

This is Part Two of a Two Part Recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*...

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#2180 RHOSLC Part One: Apres Tea from 2023-10-05T02:54:02

This is Part One of a Two Part Recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*...

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#2179 Crappy Hour 10/02/23: Sai DeSilva Affair Allegations, Joe Gorga the Non Lawyer, RHONJ Fights from 2023-10-03T23:03:25

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week’s Crappy Hour Live was chat...

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#2178 Below Deck Med: A Storm is a Stewin’ from 2023-10-03T14:24:09

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Med keeps the drama going ...

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#2177 RHONY: Swinger and a Miss from 2023-10-02T21:43:34

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are back in the city and ready to get wacky! Erin and Abe wanna swing "with a gay guy", wh...

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#2176 Southern Charm: The Austen Tea Party from 2023-09-29T06:37:49

JT’s seeds of doubt start growing into a beautiful drama tree on Southern Charm when a game of telephone leads Oliva to confront Taylor about just what did go down between her and Austen.

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#2175 RHOC Part Two: Insane Clown posse from 2023-09-28T12:19:19

*This is part two of a two part recap!* It’s a Freakshow themed finale for Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E16), and Tamra shows up dressed like the demented evil clown she is. In other sho...

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#2174 RHOC Part One: Insane Clown Posse from 2023-09-28T11:50:22

*This is part one of a two part recap! There is no video for this one* It’s a Freakshow themed finale for Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E16), and Tamra shows up dressed like the demented ...

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#2173 RHOSLC: Drag Her! from 2023-09-27T17:11:22

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E04), a simple drag makeup competition devolves into pure chaos, starting with Lisa Barlow’s glam squad and ending with An...

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#2172 Below Deck Med: Everything Is Ruan’d! from 2023-09-26T19:23:34

This week on the season premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean (S08E01), the new bosun may or may not be a total imposter. Plus, immigration ties up half the interior crew.  ...

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#2171 RHONY: Erins and Omissions from 2023-09-26T00:02:45

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E11), Erin attempts to play the victim in her fight with Ubah, but no one buys it.

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#2170 Southern Charm: Shepherd’s Pied from 2023-09-22T17:35:41

This week on Southern Charm (S09E02), we meet new cast members and learn that Austen and Taylor had a sleepover. Shep’s totally cool, man.  Totally cool...

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#2169 RHOC: Damned If You Dubrow, Damned If You Don’t from 2023-09-21T19:37:33

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E15), the trip to Mexico culminates with the group beating Heather Dubrow into submission, but not before visiting a shaman...

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#2168 RHOSLC Part 2: You Can Leave from 2023-09-20T23:50:45

It’s part two of our epic recap of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03). The women have styled each other, and now they’re off to enjoy a drunken dinner where Meredith...

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#2167 RHOSLC Part 1: You Can Leave from 2023-09-20T23:49:52

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03), the women style each other, which is about as much of a disaster as you would think it would be.  Afterwards, t...

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#2166 Below Deck Down Under: Zimming With Sharks from 2023-09-19T18:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under ends its second season with Joao reverting to his ole Joazlebub self and Jaimie still waiting to see...

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Crappy Hour Live: Shannon Storms Beador DUI, Bethenny TJMaxx Fail, Carl and Lindsay Summer House Breakup from 2023-09-19T13:50:05

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Welcome to Crappy Hour, our bi-weekly live Bravo gossip and news show on Insta Live. This week is all about Shannon Storms...

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RHONY: Ubah Hot! Part 2 from 2023-09-18T23:29:36

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel’s trauma story. Will it be enough to make th...

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#2163 RHONY: Ubah Hot! from 2023-09-18T22:30:42

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel’s trauma story. Will it be enough to make t...

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Southern Charm: A Taylor of Two Pities from 2023-09-15T14:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Taylor rages back onto the Southern Charm scene to let Shep have it at Madison's Wedding Party. Will she get the justice s...

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RHOC: Don't Hate the Playa from 2023-09-14T14:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Heather is very very hurt that no one can stop calling her a phony instead of celebrating her fifty million dollar jackpot...

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Below Deck Down Under: TzarOao (Sorrow) from 2023-09-13T22:52:51

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Joao shocks absolutely no one on this week's Below Deck Down Under when he freaks out after being called out for possibly ...

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RHOSLC Part Two: Petty in Pink from 2023-09-13T15:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two prat recap! Whitney tricks the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City by snagging an early Southwest ...

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RHOSLC Part One: Petty in Pink from 2023-09-13T14:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part one of a two prat recap! Whitney tricks the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City by snagging an early Southwest ...

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Below Deck Down Under: Scuba Dooby Don't from 2023-09-13T00:09:52

Aesha lets guests drink before a SCUBA expedition, which is a big no-no on Below Deck Down Under (S02E16). Plus, Margo ruffles Jamie's feathers, and Culver puts on a show. We...

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RHOA: Lady Sings the Eff You's from 2023-09-12T16:47:57

The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 15 concludes with part 2 of the reunion (S15E18).  Sure, there's some stuff about Marlo and Kandi and Sanya, but this episode is reall...

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RHONY Part 2: WAP Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger from 2023-09-12T00:22:51

It's part two of our Real Housewives of New York recap (S14E09), wherein we witness Erin learning about WAP for the first time. Plus, Jessel shares her traumatic-by-association...

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RHONY Part 1: Jenna-rational Trauma from 2023-09-12T00:09:44

This week on The Real Housewives of New York (S14E09), the women badger Jenna into sharing tough memories. Then it's off to selfies on the beach with a dollop of embryo story s...

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RHOC Part 2: Housing Crisis from 2023-09-07T17:10:48

It's part 2 of our Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E13) recap. With her HD launch event behind her, Heather closes on her house, only to face accusations from the ladies i...

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RHOC Part 1: No HDeed Goes Unpunished from 2023-09-07T16:45:59

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E13), Heather Dubrow launches her HD Network and sells her house, but no one is happy for her. Plus, Jenn's mom visits!

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RHOSLC: Tub Bad, So Sad from 2023-09-06T23:04:24

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 premiere has arrived, and it is... AMAZING.  We lose our minds for this ridiculous and ridiculously hilarious episode.

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RHOA: She by She-NN from 2023-09-06T14:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta have a pretty funny part one of a two part reunion when Sheree finds an intern that knows h...

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RHONY Part Two: Coach Reproach from 2023-09-05T21:51:02

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two prat recap! It's vacation time for the Real Housewives of New York, and Erin starts it off on a ...

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RHONY Part One: Coach Reproach from 2023-09-05T21:45:01

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's vacation time for the Real Housewives of New York, and Erin starts it off on a whiny tattle tale note when she compla...

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RHOC Part Two: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Betch! from 2023-08-31T07:10

This is part two of a two part recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Orange County head to the pumpkin patch to try and tell Tamra...

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RHOC Part One: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Betch! from 2023-08-31T07:01

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Orange County head to the pumpkin patch to try and tell Tamra apart from the scarecrows, betches! L...

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Below Deck Down Under: Margot-rita Madness from 2023-08-30T16:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Margot gets a shot at being second stew and the guests put her through the wringer. Will she be able to make eight special...

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Below Deck Down Under: Hit the Road, Kangaroo Jack? from 2023-08-29T21:36:44

Adam and Culver continue to mess up on Below Deck Down Under (S02E12), and it looks like Captain Jason is going to give someone the axe... but not before he slips into some budg...

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RHOA: Drewing The Most from 2023-08-29T16:41:45

The Real Housewives of Atlanta finale (S15E16) brought us a party for The Pass and a gay panic over Drew Sidora.  Is this a scandal that has legs?

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RHONY: A Wreath of Ranklin' from 2023-08-28T23:23:51

It's part 2 of our RHONY recap (S14E07). Will Erin mend things with Brynn? Will Ubah make an appearance? Will Sai get to eat?

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RHONY: Flirts Come, Flirts Served from 2023-08-28T22:05:23

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E07), Erin is furious when she finds out that Brynn flirted with her husband, and she's going to get her revenge in the most deprave...

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RHOC: Tacos Al Pastorms from 2023-08-24T15:59:47

Shannon goes on a downward spiral after attendance for her taco party plummets on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E11).  Perhaps the most deranged and hilarious ep...

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Below Deck Down Under: Harry and the Frienderzones from 2023-08-23T16:58:32

This week on Below Deck Down Under (S02E11), Harry finally settles into his natural place:  the friend zone.  Plus, Adam decides to drop the anchor while the boat is b...

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Below Deck Down Under: Culverized from 2023-08-22T22:13:05

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Culver makes out with the new stew on Below Deck Down Under, and Cheffy isn't pleased. Will Joao's terrifying cackle of su...

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RHOA: Sip n’ Flee from 2023-08-21T18:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Sheree’s Glamma status and Drew does a sex scene in Kandi’s bed so Todd can compa...

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RHONY: I Do (Not Feed Guests) Again from 2023-08-21T04:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin renews her vows on this week’s Real Housewives of New York City and keeps everyone’s calories down by passing one tra...

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RHOSLC: Season 4 Trailer Breakdown! from 2023-08-17T17:10:58

We're recapping the season 4 trailer of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shot by shot, frame by frame. This was originally going to be a Patreon exclusive bonus episode, but we...

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Below Deck Down Under: Tender Crush Crash from 2023-08-16T20:03:50

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under's Joao starts losing his new faked persona just a couple days into his season and no amount of muff ...

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Below Deck Down Under: T and One Huge Ass from 2023-08-16T13:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Joao is back to torture our souls on Below Deck Down Under, and he's joined by porn star guests. Will he be the biggest as...

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RHOA: Kumba-Nah from 2023-08-15T22:15:54

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Drew throws a mental health retreat after her husband refuses to continue with therapy and a fight breaks out over Cousin ...

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Project Runway: Free for All from 2023-08-15T16:03:03

Project Runway (S20E10) loosens up the reigns and lets the designers make whatever they want — but not without some scandal.

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RHONY: The Princess and the Peeve from 2023-08-14T23:19:13

Real Housewives of New York (S14E05) is attempting to whip up a feud with Erin and Jessel. Is it working?

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Crappie Lake: Put Your Thing Down, Flip It, and Rehearse It from 2023-08-11T06:44:10

Lu's brother comes to town to flip some motel rooms, and the Follies enters rehearsal on Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake (S01E06).

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RHOC: The Vault in Our Stars, Part 2 from 2023-08-10T16:57:25

In part 2 of our recap, the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Anoth...

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RHOC: The Vault in Our Stars, Part 1 from 2023-08-10T16:43:13

The cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Another classic Beador meltdo...

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Below Deck Down Under: Leadership on Deck from 2023-08-08T22:19:31

We unpack the fallout from Luke's sexual misconduct on Below Deck Down Under (S02E07).

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Below Deck Down Under: No from 2023-08-08T21:07:23

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* On this week's Below Deck Down Under, Aesha and Captain Jason take matters into their own hands when a pig of a bosun trie...

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Project Runway: Yacht Frock from 2023-08-08T12:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck comes to visit Project Runway for new uniform ideas and Gary finds new victims to sexually harass. And Nina's b...

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RHONY: Cackling Turkeys from 2023-08-07T21:16:51

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New York gather at Sai's place for a special Brynnsgiving episode. Expect a lot of tears and bare feet....

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Welcome to Crappie Lake: Swinger Set from 2023-08-04T12:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luann and Sonja open the Feelin Jovani Playground on this week's Welcome to Crappie Lake (S01E05), and Lu turns it into an...

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RHOC: Ry Hard from 2023-08-03T13:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ryan dresses like a total douche for the cameras to plead his case to the Judges on this week's Real Housewives of Orange ...

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Below Deck Under: Raining Prats and Dogs from 2023-08-02T21:10:11

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under starts their new charter with ignored preference sheets, lots of rain, and really messy hookups. Thi...

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Below Deck Down Under: You Don't Know (Kangaroo) Jack from 2023-08-01T22:49:22

It's rainy, it's windy, and it's the absolute perfect time for a beach picnic! More high jinks on Below Deck Down Under (S02E04).

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Project Runway: Into The Lion's Denim from 2023-08-01T08:39:08

Checking in on Project Runway All Stars, starting with the S20E08 episode all about denim!

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RHONY: Two Truths and a Sai, Part Two from 2023-07-31T21:30

It's part two of our recap of Real Housewives of New York (S14E03). We're tackling two truths and a lie plus Sai's childhood struggles.

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RHONY: Two Truths and a Sai, Part One from 2023-07-31T19:47:42

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E03), Brynn joins the group in the Hamptons just in time for two truths and a lie! Plus, shakshouka grievances are aired. This is part one of a two...

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Welcome To Crappie Lake: Standing The Testicle of Time from 2023-07-28T15:37:25

This week's Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake episode (S01E04) takes us to a testicle festival. Plus, a happy hour and more auditions for the Follies. Hope for Benton aft...

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RHOC: Slip n' Snide RHOC Part Two from 2023-07-27T15:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas trifecta on this week's Real Housewives of Ora...

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RHOC: Slip n' Snide Part One from 2023-07-27T03:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part 1 of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas trifecta on this week's Real Housewives of Orang...

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Below Deck Down Under: Ice Queen from 2023-07-26T16:39:45

A familiar face returns to the yacht and a piece of glass wreaks havoc on the latest Below Deck Down Under (S02E03). Enjoy the podcast!

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Below Deck Down Under: Margot Ships from 2023-07-25T16:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* New stew Margot joins Below Deck Down Under and Luke is all over like slime on boogars. The rancid crew tries to get camer...

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RHOA: You've Got (Portu)Gall from 2023-07-25T12:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Portugal and Drew is still crying. This time it's because she can't remember m...

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RHONY: And to (Not) All a Good Nightie from 2023-07-24T22:02:38

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin has The Real Housewives of New York over to her Hamptons home and no one can agree on caviar. It's pretty mild until ...

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Welcome to Crappie Lake: Going Down in the Mud from 2023-07-21T14:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Welcome to Crappie Lake puts Lu and Sonja in the mud, but all they can think about is rolling around in the hay. This week...

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#2107 RHOC: No, Bu from 2023-07-20T12:42:20

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Heather tries another group dinner with food by Nobu, and Tamra gets wasted in polyester and starts screaming and yelling ...

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Welcome to Crappie Lake: Fireman Folly from 2023-07-19T19:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luann and Sonja get their sequins fired up for the second episode of Welcome to Crappie Lake. This time, they're getting h...

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Below Deck Down Under: 1 Prop Expedition Edition from 2023-07-18T21:05:06

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under returns for a second season with some familiar faces and a really sad old boat. Whatever mess it's i...

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RHOA: Small Claims Court-jugal from 2023-07-18T15:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta travel to Portugal, where Sheree confronts Drew about the lawsuit against her and...

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RHONY, Part 2: Cheese&Khakis from 2023-07-18T01:27:41

It's part two of our Real Housewives of New York season 14 premiere recap (S14E01). The cheese feud reaches its climax amidst Jenna's khaki party. Plus further grumblings abou...

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RHONY, Part 1: The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Cheese from 2023-07-17T22:44:31

The Real Housewives of New York (S14E01) makes its triumphant return with a brand new slate of women, including J. Crew BOSS BITCH Jenna Lyons. The first fight is about cheese;...

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RHOC, Part 2: Making a Montana Out of a Molehill? from 2023-07-13T18:11:52

It's part 2 of our epic Real Housewives of Orange County recap. We're picking up where we left off: the conclusion of the Montana vacation and the fallout from Heather's comme...

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RHOC, Part 1: A River Runs Through Snit from 2023-07-13T16:46:02

The trip to Montana concludes on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E06), but the drama rolls on as Gina now suspects that Heather might be undermining her. Plus, Tamra continues to go af...

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Below Deck Sailing: Keep Calm and Gary On from 2023-07-12T08:48:11

On the season finale of Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E17), Gary gets a big ol' taste of his own medicine when the girl(s) he's been chasing all season opt for upgrades. Poor gu...

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht: The Throuple of Helleville from 2023-07-11T19:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht treats us to a vile, garbage packed throuple for our last charter and we couldn't be more grossed...

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Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake from 2023-07-11T12:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bravo delivers the gift that is Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake this week and we cracked up laughing. Sorry to an...

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RHOA: OG Fans from 2023-07-10T22:08:41

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Sanya has a fundraiser for her charity and Kenya forces some cash out of the cast. In more important news, someone let Kim...

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ENCORE Dwell Hello 10: Castle Hunting in Ireland from 2023-07-07T19:00

*Dwell Hello is our twice a month podcast for Wondery+! We're re-releasing two of our faves for everyone so you can see what we're doing on the premium side. Love you guys!* This week, we check ...

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ENCORE Dwell Hello: Staying On Track in Monaco from 2023-07-07T13:00

*Dwell Hello is our twice a month podcast for Wondery+! We're re-releasing two of our faves for everyone so you can see what we're doing on the premium side. Love you guys!* A boy who dreams of ...

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ENCORE: RHOM Season 5 Premiere Recap from 2023-07-06T13:00

The Real Housewives of Miami epic fifth season is finally coming to Bravo, which means that everyone who missed it on Peacock now has the chance to binge it all. Come hop in th...

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RHONY Classic Live From Foxwoods: Tomfoolery Part 2 from 2023-07-05T14:30

We're back live from the Foxwoods Casino to conclude our recap of Real Housewives of New York's "Tomfoolery". Luann got the yacht, but will she keep it? And will Bethenny be able to control her ...

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RHONY Classic Live From Foxwoods: Tomfoolery Part 1 from 2023-07-04T14:30

We're live at the Foxwoods casino to recap the classic Real Housewives of New York Episode "Tomfoolery". Please tell me it's not about Tom...you know the rest. This is part one. Part two will be...

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Dancing Queens: YAAASS Queens! from 2023-07-03T04:05

The season finale of Dancing Queens (S01E08) brings the cast together in Texas for the ultimate showdown. Will Leonie channel Cleopatra? Will Donnie defy stereotypes? And wil...

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Dancing Queens: Strictly Ballroom from 2023-07-03T04:00

We're revisiting the series premiere of Dancing Queens. This recap originally aired as a Patreon bonus episode, but we've decided to release it on the main feed to celebrate th...

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RHOC: Take Me As IMDb from 2023-06-29T04:20:06

When Heather Dubrow learns that her IMDb credits are not enough to woo the producers of Taylor's film (LOL already at this sentence), she flips the hell out.  Another hilarious episode of <...

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Below Deck Sailing: Rainbow Blight from 2023-06-28T04:00

Gary's downward spiral on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E15) continues as he shames Mads.  Also, a thruple is en route.

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Below Deck Sailling: Bonnie&Pride from 2023-06-27T21:16:54

Daisy's sister Bonnie makes her debut on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E14) and is the drunken mess we all expect.  Plus, a group of gays descend on the yacht to celebrate P...

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Summer House MV: Iron Man from 2023-06-27T14:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Jasmine and Silas go head to head in the season finale Summer House Martha's Vineyard podcast, and Bria might be done with...

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#2087 RHOA: Con Buy Me Love from 2023-06-26T21:37:59

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Marlo goes on a "date" on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta and Drew shoots a roller skating music video without know...

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#2086 RHOC Live in Boston: You Can Take the Cut Out of Fitness... from 2023-06-24T04:38:41

We're recapping this week's Real Housewives of Orange County live at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston! Tamra closes a gym and makes up with one friend while slowly starting to turn on another. Also,...

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Below Deck Sailing: Douchey Sushi from 2023-06-22T12:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E13) enters some pretty fishy territory when Gary is used as a nude sushi platter and Glenn a...

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Below Deck Sailing: Bru-sed Ego from 2023-06-21T16:56:44

Colin questions whether to forgive Gary and Daisy on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E12). Plus, Parsifal III nearly crashes (again).  This time: into a boat.  All the de...

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Summer House MV: One Night Stained from 2023-06-20T23:49:12

This week on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E07), Jordan confronts the house men about objectifying her, and Silas channels his inner caveman by scolding Jasmine about the w...

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Pump Rules: Cringy-ness Revealed! from 2023-06-19T17:29:27

Vanderpump Rules (S10E19) closes out its landmark season with some drips and drabs that never made it to air. Can Tom Schwartz still funnel a beer? Can Tom Schwartz roller skat...

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RHOC: Sip Down, You're Rocking The Boat from 2023-06-17T05:02:42

The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E02) go on a "Fla-mingle" cruise which features no flamingos and no mingling, but plenty of passive aggressive behavior. Plus, the debu...

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RHONJ: The Devil's in the Dietls from 2023-06-16T04:55:34

The vicious Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion (S13E19) draws to a close with accusations, screaming, and several threats. And if you look real carefully, you can even see B...

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Below Deck Sailing: Can't Have Your Cake and Eat it Too from 2023-06-14T07:00

Fallout from Gary and Daisy's secret threatens to destroy the oldest friendships on the boat on Below Deck Sailing Yacht S04E11.

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Below Deck Sailing: Cat's Out of the Dirtbag from 2023-06-13T21:34:38

Things on Below Deck Sailing (S04E10) are going into over drive as Gary blows up the love triangle between him, Daisy, and Colin.

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Summer House MV: Boob Battle from 2023-06-13T12:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Girls Night and Boys Night on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E06) and Silas takes a deeper turn into villain...

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RHOA: Truth Bombs from 2023-06-12T22:06:06

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are supposed to be team building while figuring how disable a bomb in an escape room, but s...

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Introducing Diss and Tell from 2023-06-12T16:10:45

Celebrity Feuds are high stakes. You never know if you’re just going to end up on Page Six or Deux Moi, or in court. Wondery’s new podcast Diss and Tell is hosted by comedians Sydney Battle and ...

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RHOC Live in San Diego: The Betch is Back, Betch! from 2023-06-10T06:36:36

Tamra Judge is back on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon Storms Beador hasn't had enough time to learn the Warrior Pose. Buckle up, betches! This week's premium bonus episode is a re...

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Top Chef: Padma's Last Stand from 2023-06-09T12:53:07

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We are absolutely gutted tonight, as it's Padma's final episode of Top Chef. Did you MEAN to make our cheeks so salty? It'...

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PumpRules Reunion 3 Part Two: The Bomb and the Shell from 2023-06-08T12:43:05

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is the second of a two part recap. This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell bein...

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PumpRules Reunion 3 Part One: Shocking Twit from 2023-06-08T06:16:35

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. ...

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RHONJ: Private Eyes - They're Watching You from 2023-06-07T06:04:31

Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E18) reunion brings more allegations of wrongdoing by private detectives.  And, of course, more denials.  Plus, a shi...

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Summer House: Amigos No More from 2023-06-06T22:12:50

The second and final installment of the Summer House (S07E17) reunion looks not so great for Danielle and Lindsay, despite Andy's best efforts to make them see each other's pers...

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Summer House MV: Someone To Watch Over Me from 2023-06-05T23:05:49

On this week's Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E05), Bria's controversial boyfriend Simon finally arrives at the house, and he's very... European?  Watches for everyone!...

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RHOA: Kenya Moore Scare Care from 2023-06-05T21:50:57

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are struggling to piece a show together when half the cast refuses to show up to work. Can ...

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Pump Rules: Restraining Disorder from 2023-06-01T18:54:33

It's time for Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion (S10E17). Tom looks even worse, James goes to the bathroom another sixteen times, and Scheana cries about getting a restrain...

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RHONJ: A Pretty Chill Reunion So Far from 2023-05-31T22:30:27

Part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion has petty feuds all over it.  There's Tre vs. Melissa, Danielle vs. Rachel, and Dolores vs. the slippery tiles in Paul...

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Summer House Reunion 1: The Shoe Hit the Fan from 2023-05-30T22:19:19

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Part One of Summer House's reunion finds Paige simmering, Lindsay defending herself against shoe abuse accusations, and Ky...

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Summer House MV: I Have a Girlfriend in Canada from 2023-05-30T07:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bria and Silas fight about Bria inviting her boyfriend to the Summer House and it looks like she's going to leave. Will th...

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Top Chef: I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly from 2023-05-29T12:47:25

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed on Top Chef (S20E12). For the final challenge in London, the chefs have to m...

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PumpRules: Attack of the Wormstache Part Two from 2023-05-25T20:52:03

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part Two of the Part One Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap! Will Raquel be let out of her trailer? Will Schwartz betray S...

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PumpRules: Attack of the Wormstache Part One from 2023-05-25T19:25:57

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part One of the Vanderpump Rules Finale, so buckle up. There will be a lot of crying and hopefully galaxy lights. Thi...

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RHONJ: Teresa's Gettin' Marriededed from 2023-05-24T19:15:16

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Teresa and Luis tie the knot on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E16) and the rest of us tense up and wait to...

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Summer House: Rumble in the Jungle from 2023-05-24T00:24:20

The season finale of Summer House (S07E15) climaxes with Lindsay and Danielle's clash... but also a dash of cheating from Oliver!!

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Summer House MV: Deuces for Phil from 2023-05-23T04:04:26

A house meeting on Summer House: Martha's Vineyard (S1E03) leads to the ejection of two housemates. Meanwhile, Alex fills his soul with affirmations before passing judgment on S...

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RHOA: The Elusive Chanteuse from 2023-05-22T22:57:33

Drew gets the chance to sing with SUPERSTAR Candiace Bassett Dillard on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta (S14E03), and Marlo brings beef about not coming for Kandi hard en...

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Top Chef: All's Well That Ends Wellington from 2023-05-19T08:46:20

The chefs must conserve water and make a million Wellingtons on this week's Top Chef (S20 E11). It's a double elimination, and we don't want to see anyone go!

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PumpRules: Scandoval Is Here. from 2023-05-18T07:45:07

It's finally here: the Vanderpump Rules season finale (S10 E15) we've been waiting for. Scandoval has gone public, and now we're witnessing the aftermath. Gather 'round as Sando...

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RHONJ: Roaring Twenties from 2023-05-17T21:43:59

It's the season finale on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Dolores's Irish-themed '20s prohibition party leads to the final straw in Melissa and Teresa's relationship. Plus, ...

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Summer House: Don't Rock the Gloat from 2023-05-16T23:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Carl has a fit on this week's Summer House and leaves the set, taking Lindsay with him. Will this temper tantrum get him b...

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RHOA: DM'd if You Do, DM'd if You Don't from 2023-05-15T21:44:21

The Real Housewives of Atlanta finish the Harlem Nights part with a bang as Kenya takes on Martell for DM'ing her six months to two years ago. This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new sh...

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Top Chef: Have You Ever Been to Me? from 2023-05-15T12:30

Top Chef's Padma takes the final seven on a trip through her own culture and asks, can poor people cook Indian food up to her standards? This week's premium bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new ...

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PumpRules Live in DC: Triangles of Sadness from 2023-05-14T05:04:53

We're live at The Lincoln Theater in DC for the penultimate recap of Vanderpump Rules. Raquel stalks Katie trying to start the big finale fight that her boyfriend Sandoval wrote for her and Kati...

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RHONJ Live in NYC: Screwy Luis With Margaret Josephs from 2023-05-12T05:55:54

We're live at The Town Hall in NYC for this Real Housewives of New Jersey recap and joined by the fabulous @therealMargaretJosephs herself! Join us for goss, laughs, and some really insane Luis ...

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tender Hisses from 2023-05-10T12:30

Daisy's annoyance begins to bubble and froth on this week's Below Deck Sailing when Gary decides that one of her stews needs to learn to drive a vessel. Get him, girl! This week's premium bonus ...

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Summer House: Enragement Party from 2023-05-09T15:06:42

On this week's Summer House (S7E13) Danielle loses her mind when she finds out about Carl and Lindsay's engagement. But don't worry guys — she's totally chill about it. T...

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Summer House MV: The Dog Days of Summer House from 2023-05-09T03:14:50

Summer House: Martha's Vineyard is here, and it's SO good! The series premiere had everything we could want: thirst traps, self-involved people, and one very hairy dog.

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RHOA: Harlem Slights from 2023-05-08T23:29:01

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back! We're here to recap the season 15 premiere, which features the grand debut of Martell Holt and some kooky lady named Courtney. Plus, a ...

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Top Chef: Putting Down Roots from 2023-05-05T18:06:13

It's restaurant wars on Top Chef (S20 E9)! There's no front-of-house this time around, but still plenty of drama. Plus, a tall lady named Clare.

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PumpRules: Credibility Is Dipping Out from 2023-05-04T04:30:24

The Vanderpump Rules season is hurtling towards the finish line, and it's just getting more cringey with every episode. This week (S10 E13) finds Sandoval attempting to lie his...

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RHONJ: Cold Shower from 2023-05-03T09:45:02

Shocking news: Teresa Giudice is getting married! And on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E13), it's time for Tre's bridal shower. Will there finally be a breakthrough in the...

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Below Deck Sailing: Don't Get Mads, Get Even from 2023-05-02T18:30

Below Deck Sailing finds Gary getting testier and testier with Chase, and chummier and chummier with Chase's crush. Will an engine blow? This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For ...

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Summer House: Will You Put Your Weight On Me? from 2023-05-02T12:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Babe and Babe get engaged on this week's Summer House and it's super romantic cuz People Magazine just happened to be ther...

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Top Chef: The Fast and The Gail-ious from 2023-05-01T21:53:49

Top Chef does a movie tie in episode and it turns into the FASTest elimination challenge in HISTORY! There's a lot of moving and running and winning and losing and one very large Vin Diesel lady...

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#2039 PumpRules: Back it Up, Beach! from 2023-04-27T12:30

The Vanderpump Rules kids go to the beach, and James loses his shit when manbaby Schwartz makes another "joke" at his expense. Will James lose an eye to a scorpion drink bowl? Will Sandoval scre...

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RHONJ: The Hens of History from 2023-04-26T21:26:06

The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Ireland with more fighting between sister in laws and a few attempts to upstage by Danielle. Thanks for having us in your country, Ireland! Al...

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Getting the Job Bun from 2023-04-26T12:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Gary returns to Below Deck Sailing Yacht with a fresh man bun and an instant annoyance with Chase's leadership seminars....

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Summer House: A RadHouse Divided from 2023-04-25T20:52:24

'Lito and Hubbhouse fight over Danielle on the latest Summer House (S7E11). Is there hope for the three-legged stool of friendship? Or will Danielle be joining Paige's group? ...

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Top Chef: Look Padma, No Hands! from 2023-04-25T02:35:20

On Top Chef (S20 E7), the contestants must use emoji inspiration to impress chef Gaggan Anand. Afterwards, they cook with a message in a hand-held elimination challenge.

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RHUGT: Villa Bye from 2023-04-24T20:54:27

The journey in Thaliand comes to an end on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3 E7), but not before Alexia expresses "concern" about Whitney's behavior on the trip. Plus, th...

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PumpRules: Ain't Mistress Behavin' from 2023-04-23T04:38:25

We bring Scandoval to Philadelphia as we recap the latest Vanderpump Rules (S10 E11) episode. Raquel gets caught up in a minor Oliver twist, and Katie debuts her new curly-haire...

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RHONJ: This Is Why We Can't Have Niece Things from 2023-04-22T05:12:45

Live from Toronto, we're recapping the latest Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E11) adventures in Ireland. And it wouldn't be a Jersey ep without Tre and Melissa scrapping abo...

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Karen Gonna Karen from 2023-04-19T12:00

Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E02) is still stuck on the dock with a broken motor. Will Colin save the day? And how long will it take for Karen to Karen? This week's premium bonus is a recap of T...

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Summer House: Housewarning from 2023-04-18T17:00

Summer House (S10#07) celebrates Lindsay and Carl's housewarming but danger: Danielle and Lindsay are determined to have it out about who calls each other the least. This week's premium bon...

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Top Chef: Picnic Blanket Statements from 2023-04-18T12:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef (S20E06) takes us on a picnic and Sara gets the blanket all crusty. Don't rush off, cuz we're forced to watch a L...

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RHUGT: Pole-ar Opposites from 2023-04-17T21:59:02

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Whitney throws a Tantric themed party on this week's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S03E06) and Alexia turns into ...

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PumpRules: I SheShoo Do from 2023-04-13T12:16:13

Scheana and Brock tie the knot on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E10) and Katie rage comes a flyin' after news of the Scwartz and Raquel kiss hits the streets. Also, we talk a bit about Sandov...

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RHONJ: The L Word Ireland from 2023-04-12T13:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Ireland (S13E10) for Tre's bachelorette party, but it's not long for the L word ...

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Below Deck Sailing: Failing Yacht from 2023-04-11T22:18:32

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Below Deck Sailing (S04E01) is back with a yacht that's clearly not up to the task. Thankfully there's a fresh man bun t...

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RHUGT: Bottled Up Emotions from 2023-04-11T16:28:54

Tensions are escalating on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 (S3E5) as Gizelle goes bonkers looking for her tequila bottle. Plus, Leah falls over.

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Top Chef: Kent Hardly Wait from 2023-04-10T23:50:58

This week on Top Chef (S20E5), the contestants must cook with honey and mead for a sweet Quickfire. Afterwards, they trundle up to Kent for an overnight meal that they'll be se...

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Pump Rules: The Young&The Wrist Weights from 2023-04-09T23:47:16

After Tom Schwartz made a crazy appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, we knew we had to recap it. We were so blown away that our wrist weights almost fell off. Plus, the Ave...

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Pump Rules: Preferred Club Listless from 2023-04-06T08:15:43

Scheana's wedding weekend in Mexico continues on Vanderpump Rules (S10E9), and Katie manages to be the most talked about guest without actually being a guest. Plus, Schwarz and...

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RHONJ: Her Cup Runneth Over from 2023-04-05T20:37:04

The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E9) gather to have their fortunes read, and Danielle tries to end speculation about her fight with her brother.

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Summer House: Old Man Mullet from 2023-04-04T16:00

Kyle turns forty on Summer House, which takes his mohawk game to an even sadder level. Lindsielle deteriorates further, Robert looks like he's hatching an escape plan, and a himbo with a pearl n...

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RHUGT: Mardi Faux Pas from 2023-04-04T11:00

The ladies of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand have a Mardi Gras party, and Whitney and Heather keep fighting about the Outer Darkness. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps...

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Top Chef: Risky Biscuits from 2023-04-03T23:31:17

Top Chef takes on the every risky biscuits before heading to a stadium for some good ole fashion team sports. Congrats! Here's your troph...wait. Gail you're not supposed to be eating the trophi...

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PumpRules Live in San Francisco: Swim Up Fool from 2023-04-01T07:11:48

We're live at San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts for this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. James slowly unravels when Raquel is unimpressed with his swim up room in Mexico, Scheana tries to mak...

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RHONJ Live in Seattle: No No, PJs from 2023-03-31T07:41:42

We're live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle for this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap. There's a party at the Fuda's shore house, and Luis creeps us out even further with a story abou...

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RHUGT: Carnival Cruise from 2023-03-30T14:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* It's Real Housewives of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand episode 3! In this ep, Leah gets called out f...

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RHUGT: Welcome to Your Elephantasy from 2023-03-29T16:50:51

Buckle up for elephants and drag names on the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3E2).

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Summer House: Wine&Cheesy from 2023-03-28T16:39:08

This week on Summer House (S7E07), we see fractures in Danielle's relationship with Robert, and Lindsay wants to throw down on girls night. Plus, Chris continues to be a total ...

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RHOM: One Life To Liver from 2023-03-27T22:35:16

The Real Housewives of Miami reunion (S5E19) comes to a rousing conclusion with one of the great trolling moments in Bravo reunion history.

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RHUGT: Crossed Off The Phuket List from 2023-03-25T05:51:29

Heather Gay and Meredith Marks join us for our very first live show in Salt Lake City before we dive into our recap of the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season 3 premiere!...

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PumpRules: It's Not Hard To See That Room Is Mine from 2023-03-24T05:26:59

Scheana and Katie argue about THE LAST HOTEL ROOM IN MEXICO on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E7). Plus, Raquel stands up to Lala again, and James and Ally get a tarot card r...

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RHONJ: Hula Let The Dogs Out? from 2023-03-22T07:08:20

On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E7), the Gorgas invite everyone down to their Shore house for an incredibly authentic luau featuring fresh-rolled cigars, focacc...

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Below Deck: The Final Godd**mit! from 2023-03-21T19:02:41

We celebrate a decade of Below Deck and say goodbye to our fearless, sexy leader. Godspeed, Captain Lee! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour D...

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Summer House: Look Who's Montauking from 2023-03-21T13:30

Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her bo...

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#2005 RHOM: Whack Job from 2023-03-20T23:59:21

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami spends its second reunion allowing Larsa to make more an more of an ass of herself. It's gold. ...

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Top Chef: Puttin' On the Ritz from 2023-03-17T13:39:31

Top Chef sells its soul to Ritz crackers before moving onto a humble rice challenge. Crackers and Rice. Did you MEAN to title your autobiography, Gail? This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up...

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PumpRules: Lake Have-a-seat from 2023-03-16T03:11:32

Vanderpump Rules centers around the lowest vibration girls trip of all time. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatc...

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RHONJ: A League of Their Groan from 2023-03-15T16:31:42

Dolores hosts another charity softball game on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E6) while Jennifer and Teresa explore the wide world of therapy.

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Summer House: Carl's Quiet On The Festerin' Front from 2023-03-14T22:03:56

On this week's Summer House (S7E5), Carl reacts to Danielle's accusations of being too passive against Kyle. Plus Mya has a negative reaction to Gabby's privilege.

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RHOM: Age Is Just a Jersey Number - Live from ATL from 2023-03-13T17:04:55

It's our 2000th episode, and we're celebrating with a live recording of The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E17) in Atlanta! We're talking reunion part 1, which features Lisa talkin...

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Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Be British? from 2023-03-12T04:30:36

Top Chef is back, and this time it's more British-y than ever before! That's because it's season premiere of season 20, specifically TOP CHEF WORLD ALL-STARS. So great having ...

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PumpRules: Paris in the Schwing-time Live in Charlotte from 2023-03-10T04:14:08

We're live at the Booth Theater in Charlotte with a Vanderpump Rules (S10E05) recap. Katie plans a girls trip, which of course turns into misery for everyone involved besides Raquel, who makes o...

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RHONJ: Drunk Histories from 2023-03-08T11:00

Jennifer Fessler hosts a BBQ on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E5) which devolves into a screaming matching between Marge and Jennifer. Later, Danielle hosts a Barbie party i...

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Below Deck: DM-inent Drama from 2023-03-08T02:00:55

Ben must control his loins on this week's Below Deck (S10E15) as he works with his social media crush, Leigh Ann.

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Summer House: Trust Fail from 2023-03-07T17:30

Danielle seems like she might get her head out of Lindsay's bum on this week's Summer House, but old habits are hard to break on slumber party night. I hope you guys can sleep through the sounds...

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RHOP: Tell Me Lies from 2023-03-07T02:39:54

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its three part reunion with Mia lying her ass off about literally everything, Chris yelling at Gizelle, and ChaCha bringing...absolutely nothing to the table. Hey...

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Bonus #438: End of a Sandriana Era: PumpRules Special from 2023-03-06T22:00:20

Major scandal went down in the Bravoverse last west weekend and we're here to mourn and scream together. This is a Patreon Bonus that is free to everyone this week. If you want more bonus episod...

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2023 Golden Crappies, Part 2 from 2023-03-05T21:27:06

Welcome back to the 2023 Golden Crappies! Here's part two of the big show. If you missed part 1, you can find it here: Listen

2023 Golden Crappies, Part 1 from 2023-03-04T20:00:44

The 2023 Golden Crappies were held on February 24th, 2023 at The Wiltern in Los Angeles amidst a shocking Southern California blizzard. We would have it no other way. Come listen to the big show...

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RHOM: Melting Shots from 2023-03-03T14:30

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Adriana tries to apologize at the Melting Pot Party on the Real Housewives of Miami season finale (S05E16), but will it be...

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PumpRules: CharKatieRie Day from 2023-03-02T22:52:53

Vanderpump Rules features a lot of extras tonight. Raquel asks Schwartz for a makeout, Katie cries over charcuterie, and James returns to James Mountain. For bonus episodes and video recaps, joi...

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RHONJ: Bubble Trouble from 2023-03-02T15:30:10

Teresa has a Love Bubble Housewarming party. Will her brudder show up? Or will he stay home crying like the sad little meatball he is? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at pa...

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Below Deck: Return of the King from 2023-03-01T20:50:06

Captain Lee makes a triumphant return to Below Deck and Haley celebrates her birthday by picking her nose on the phone w her boyfriend and talking about her smelly butt. For bonus episodes and v...

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Summer House: Ride or Cry Friend from 2023-02-28T18:30:55

Danielle and Kyle find themselves at odds on Summer House (S7E03) over their loyalties to Carl. Meanwhile, Paige hosts a tea party, and Sam invites a hot trainer to the house.<...

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RHOP: Cookies and Monsters from 2023-02-28T01:49:02

Part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S7E19) features accusations of cookie eating at Bar One and a frank conversation about colorism. Plus, Jac is back!

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RHOM: My Left Out Foot - Live from Scottsdale from 2023-02-24T06:32:06

Adriana puts her foot into her mouth and can't get it out on Real Housewives of Miami (S5E15). This episode is like her music video premiere: on on fyah!

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PumpRules: Don't ShiShoot The Messenger from 2023-02-23T06:36:37

It's a wild episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10E3) as Katie and Schwartz revert to their old selves and drag everyone into their misery. Great for us, sucky for them. Must protect...

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RHONJ: Snub Thumping from 2023-02-22T22:14:02

On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E3), Joe Gorga is pissed that Tre and Luis have snubbed Melissa's fambily. Can things ever be fixed?? Watch with Crappens on D...

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Below Deck: Queens and (Turkey) Clubs from 2023-02-21T23:00

Karma catches up to Alissa on this week's Below Deck and a new motley crew of pageant queens comes aboard to wipe their hoohaws on towels and demand turkey clubs. This week's bonus Patreon episo...

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Summer House: Don't Worry Carling from 2023-02-21T14:00

Something seems a bit robotic in RadHouseland on Summer House, and Kyle gets wasted and drags an absent Carl in front of everyone. No matter who makes up or who doesn't, just know this: Gabby wi...

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RHOP: Board Fleeting from 2023-02-21T01:52:16

The Real Housewives of Potomac begins its reunion month with Mia on the grill about her multiple lies and mysterious mathematics. Everyone is dressed insanely, Candiace sprinkles in a couple of ...

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RHOM: Bruja Mar from 2023-02-17T16:00

The Real Housewives of Miami are still staying at the Baha Mar and Adriana throws a temper tantrum when some rough housing leads to a hurt foot. Also, there is a side by side pic of Alexia next ...

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PumpRules: Check Please from 2023-02-17T01:08:01

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules celebrates the Daily Mail party for Schwartz and Sandy's. Well, most of them do. Katie shows up to cry abo...

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RHONJ: Can't See The Forest for the Cheese from 2023-02-16T00:22:52

A mozzarella party on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E2) goes sideways when Jennifer and Margaret get into a fight, which then turns into a fight with Jennifer and Dolores, which then turns i...

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Below Deck: Drawing a Line in the Sandy from 2023-02-14T21:39:37

Sandy is mad as hell, and she's not gonna take it anymore! It's a tense episode of Below Deck (S10E12) as Fraser and his team feel the captain's wrath!

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Summer House: Summer Lovin' Happened So Fast from 2023-02-14T18:07:41

Summer House (S7E1) is back, babe! Are you watching, babe? Because, babe, Carl and Lindsay are offish a couple, and, like, babe, there's already friction in the house, babe.

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RHOM: The Lyin', The Witch, and the Wardrobes from 2023-02-10T18:32:03

The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E13) head to the Bahamas for a friendship reset. And nothing says sisterhood like accusations of witchcraft! Plus, flamingos!

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PumpRules: A Happy New Beginning... from 2023-02-09T23:32:33

It's the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules (S10E1), and so much has changed: Katie and Tom are divorcing, Lala and Rand are donezo, and Raquel and James are exploring new rela...

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RHONJ: Brudders and Sisters from 2023-02-08T13:43:23

Real Housewives of New Jersey is back! There are some old wounds to lick and a ton of new friend ofs to mix up the dynamic. Can they keep this season from being All About the Gorgas? This week's...

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#1970: Below Deck: Fraser Tag from 2023-02-07T15:37:16

Chef Rachel and Captain Sandy set their laser sights on Fraser on this week's Below Deck, and he starts to spin out control. Yay! This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Pa...

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RHOP: Holy Splatrimony from 2023-02-07T00:35:43

Real Housewives of Potomac (S07E17) ends its season at Candiace's video release party where the Green Eyed Bandits and Ashley try to crescendo their fake storylines and fall flat on their asses....

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Live in Dallas #RHOSLC: Master Baiters from 2023-02-04T06:05:45

Real Housewives of Salt Lake ends its season as Crappens begins its live tour extravaganza. Will Whitney understand language by the end of this reunion? Will Heather admit to anything? Will Mere...

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Live in Austin RHOM: Gringo of Fire from 2023-02-03T06:36:11

We begin our Cheater Brand Tour at Emo's in Austin, Texas with a Real Housewives of Miami (S05E12) recap. Nicole made waves when she threw her Ay-Mex at a lawyer and it causes a fight at the Gri...

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PumpRules: Season 10 Trailer Breakdown from 2023-02-02T19:00

Vanderpump Rules is returning, and we're all in. Chef Joe, prepare a special! *This was originally a bonus episode on our Patreon. We'll be a bit late with #RHOSLC and #RHOM this week due to the...

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Below Deck Adventure: Cave The Best For Last from 2023-02-01T17:32:23

On the season finale of Below Deck Adventure (S1 E13), Jess must decide if she wants to cook in a fancy cave or throw herself into the fjord. Plus, Carol, the most stylish woman in Singapore, ma...

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BELOW DECK: Ross Mess For Less from 2023-01-31T17:23:54

Camille makes a surprise re-appearance on Below Deck (S10 E10), and Katie continues to pine for Ross, despite him giving every indication that he's not pine-worthy.

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RHOP: A Strip Down Memory Lane from 2023-01-31T00:15:17

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7E16), Gizelle and Mia throw Robyn a bachelorette party at a strip club, and Charrisse shares memories of Karen getting drunk and ban...

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RHOM: Miami Advice from 2023-01-27T16:20:09

This week on Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E11), Alexia invites a lawyer to lunch, ostensibly to offer advice, but instead he becomes witness to Nicole taking down Larsa.

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RHOSLC: That's What Friend-Ofs Are For from 2023-01-27T01:32:31

The season three reunion for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3 E15) is here! But Jen Shah, however, is not. Instead, our plucky second-string of Angie H., Angie K., and Da...

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Below Deck Adventure: Can't Hardly Wait from 2023-01-25T18:29:20

On this week's Below Deck Adventure (S1 E12), Jess reaches her breaking point after having to wait two hours for guests to sit down for dinner. Also, small horses with Scandina...

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Southern Hospitality: Maddi As Hell and Not Gonna Take It Anymore! from 2023-01-25T00:57:15

On the season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1 Ep8), Joey Marbles finally confesses his love for Maddi, but this romcom doesn't end quite the way it does in the movies...

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Below Deck: Bye Bye Miss American Sigh from 2023-01-24T17:00

Below Deck gets rid of it's idiot deck stew ish, but will Captain Sandy have more time to focus on everyone else's faults? And will Ben ever stop crying? For our premium bonus episodes and video...

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RHOP: Doppelhüger from 2023-01-23T22:23:03

The Real Housewives of Potomac are in Mexico to accuse each other of cheating or being cheated on. Wendy and Mia call a truce, and things get even weirder when Karen accuses Juan of sleeping wit...

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RHOM: Mirror Ball from 2023-01-19T21:44:02

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami celebrates Nicole's engagement at a swanky party Larsa was uninvited to through a dollar store ...

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Below Deck Adventure: Snack Attacked from 2023-01-18T17:00

Below Deck Adventure gets a bit spicy when Jess refuses to provide snacks after a horse ride. Faye's power lipstick has an uphill battle tonight. Also, Seth gets a bit of power and immediately u...

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Southern Hospitality: PB and Gay from 2023-01-17T22:47:36

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Southern Hospitality celebrates gay pride with its second coming out episode of the season. TJ finds a guy into vacuumin...

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Below Deck: Extra Valueless Camille from 2023-01-17T16:58:10

Camille drinks on the job, and for a moment it looks like she's going to get away with it on this week's Below Deck (S10 Ep8).

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RHOP: Love the Sinner, Hate the Cenote from 2023-01-17T01:07:45

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7 EP14), Karen and Charisse get to the bottom of their feud (maybe?) in Tulum. Meanwhile, there's still no progress for Wendy and Mi...

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RHOM: Always BBL My Baby from 2023-01-13T10:07:54

On this week's Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E9), Adriana gets a butt lift, and Lenny makes an unreasonably grocery demand of Lisa. Plus, Julia and Martina rekindle their love, ...

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RHOSLC: Shah-Plea Ever After from 2023-01-12T02:44:36

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3E14) season finale is upon us, and all the pressing questions will be... not answered. But that's okay. It's still a chaotic mess, whi...

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Below Deck Adventure: Hairpocalypse from 2023-01-11T16:16:21

Below Deck Adventure (S01E10) has some follicle issues this week and they send the crew spinning out of control. Chef vs Chief Stew, Chief Stew vs Bosun, Mary Lou vs hair. Put on your power lips...

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Southern Hospitality: Reaganomics from 2023-01-10T21:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Southern Hospitality (S01E06) welcomes Reagan to the cast, and people are pissed. You see, Reagan has a rich boyfriend n...

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Below Deck: Never Say Hookah Again from 2023-01-10T14:00

Below Deck (S10E07) goes on a journey with demanding, hookah loving guests and a Camillecano that erupts. Again. This week's bonus is about our Holiday Vacays. For our premium bonus episodes and...

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RHOP: A Chili Welcome from 2023-01-10T01:33:15

The Real Housewives of Miami (S10E13) head to Mexico for Ashley's birthday celebration, but Mia and Jacquline ruin the fun with their fight about who is the worse mother. Speaking of mothers, pl...

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RHOM: Video Killed the Ohwellyouknow Star from 2023-01-06T18:00

Adriana tries to shoot her HOT music video on Real Housewives of Miami (S05E08), but the girls mess it up with their squabbling and fake tears. In related news, Kiki earns her crown by fighting ...

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RHOSLC: The Jenultimate Episode from 2023-01-06T00:58:35

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  Real Housewives of Salt Lake City celebrates Jen Shah's penultimate episode as a housewife at a Mental Health Awaren...

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Below Deck Adventure: Alpha Fail from 2023-01-05T14:00

Below Deck Adventure's latest alpha douche falls on his face when he reaches for the brass ring after a ten hour nap and Faye gets angry at Lewis for being a hobbit. For our premium bonus episod...

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Southern Hospitality: The Boy Is Mine from 2023-01-05T00:11:32

Grace Lily and Mikel both have their eyes on unavailable men, but that will never stop them from shining on glamorous Lake Norman! Plus, Leva is shocked when the normally straight-laced cast me...

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Below Deck: You're Such a F***ing Liar, Camille! from 2023-01-04T15:00

Camille's fresh mouth gets on Captain Sandy's bad side on Below Deck. Plus, a very big announcement from us!

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RHOM: Russian to Judgment from 2023-01-04T04:30

The Key West trip on Real Housewives of Miami gets derailed by Lenny's grossness and Alexia's generalizations about Russian women. But don't worry, there's a shaman to save eve...

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RHOP: Room for Improv-ment from 2023-01-04T02:04

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen takes the stage for her comedy / variety / drag / live show. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to force a confrontation between Candiace an...

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RHOM: Miami Catch Up! from 2023-01-02T17:00

So much has, like, gone on, like, with Real Housewives of Miami. Here we are to recap the stuff we've missed — from beachside goats to Lisa's marital woes. We are LOVING it!

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Family Karma: Catching Up with Anisha! from 2022-12-29T16:00

We're catching up with Anisha Ramakrishna from Family Karma today to talk about all the behind the scenes stuff on one of our favorite shows! Check it out!

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Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part Four from 2022-12-28T14:00

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* And now, finally, is the final episode of our four part crossover recap of Falling for Christmas with Reality G...

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Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part Three from 2022-12-27T14:00

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Part three of Falling For Christmas is posted. Enjoy! Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the Crappe...

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Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part Two from 2022-12-26T14:00

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Part two of Falling For Christmas is here! Give us a listen. Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the...

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Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part One from 2022-12-23T14:00

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Crappens joins forces with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays to tackle Netflix' Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie Fal...

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RHOSLC: All Eyes on Heather from 2022-12-22T02:55

It's a very special episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where the women try to get to the bottom of both Heather's mystery black eye and Lisa's Barlow's SEC filing! Tal...

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Below Deck: Don't Lee Me This Way from 2022-12-20T20:00

Captain Lee emotionally departs the yacht on Below Deck, and you'll never guess who's there to replace him. Plus, Camille continues to be terrible.

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Southern Hospitality: Riding in Cars with Boys from 2022-12-20T17:22:56

The cast of Southern Hospitality heads to a NASCAR race, and Grace Lilly pushes the limits of "dairy-free." Plus, Maddi has a very special DJ set at Republic!

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RHOP: Reasonable Shade from 2022-12-19T22:43:57

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* The Real Housewives of Potomac join Gizelle and Robyn for their first live podcast and Giz grilles Jaqueline on...

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Winter House: Sorry I'm Hot from 2022-12-16T15:41:11

On the final Winter House episode of the season, we learn...nothing. I mean, it's Winter House. There's fighting, crying, and the breaking news that Jess thinks she's really hot. This week's bon...

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RHOSLC: Blonde Bombshell from 2022-12-15T14:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go blonde for a Marilyn dinner in San Diego. Whitney and Heather fight in circles, e...

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Below Deck Adventure: Seth Becomes Her from 2022-12-14T09:44:55

A new deckhand joins the ADVENTCHAAAAA on Below Deck Adventure. Plus, we check in on Captain Lee and classic Below Deck too.

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Southern Hospitality: Tea and No Sympathy from 2022-12-13T23:30:57

Future fashion icon Grace Lillly throws a tea party birthday for herself on Southern Hospitality, which is the perfect arena for the gays to fight for supremacy.

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RHOM: Larsa's Deluxe Apartment in the Sky from 2022-12-13T08:01:47

Season 5 of Real Housewives of Miami has a tremendous premiere with Larsa celebrating a New Beginnings party at her condo. But the real star is Lisa Hochstein, who starts a rumo...

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RHOP: Joint Efforts from 2022-12-12T22:51:52

People are mending fences on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Plus, Mia opens up a Joint Chiropractic in DC, which is... fine?

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Winter House: Denial Is Not Jess A River In Egypt from 2022-12-09T17:41:04

Jess and Kory are totally, TOTALLY embark on an exclusive relationship after Vermont guys, and don't you dare tell her otherwise! That's her journey on Winter House this week, w...

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RHOSLC: The Wet Shoe Diaries from 2022-12-08T16:10:45

Jen Shah throws shoes in the water, screams at Lisa Barlow, and clashes with Heather Gay on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Honestly, it's great practice for the b...

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Below Deck Adventure: The Gay Agenda from 2022-12-07T18:50:59

Heather Gay from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City arrives in Norway for an adventchaaaaaaa on the latest Below Deck Adventure. Meanwhile Lewis throws Nathan under th...

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Southern Hospitality: Bumpers and Bubbleheads from 2022-12-07T00:31:45

The Southern Hospitality gang bonds at a bumper cars outing and TJ tries to shame a shameless Grace Lilly. Fail! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on M...

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Below Deck: Truffling Feathers from 2022-12-06T15:49:57

Below Deck's Camille has trouble balancing wandering around on the deck not doing much and wandering around inside not doing much, and Rachel loses the truffles for a truffle themed tasting dinn...

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RHOP: Insta Live and Let Insta Live from 2022-12-05T21:30:08

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Winter House: Nothingburger and a Side of Lies from 2022-12-02T16:00

On this week's Winter House, Austen can't find the stones to confess the bs he's spread about Lindsay and Jess tries to whine her way into a commitment from Kory. Not gonna happen. But hey, Luke...

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RHOSLC: Champagne and Suffering from 2022-12-01T16:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is in San Diego and Jen Shah hands Angie K a huge storyline when she dumps a glass of ch...

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Below Deck Adventure: Kiss My Grits! from 2022-11-30T17:58:45

Below Deck Adventure takes us to a very twisty turny road full of burnt hands, soft eggs, and no grits. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrap...

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Southern Hospitality: Welcome to the Club from 2022-11-29T17:00

It's the Leva spinoff no one asked for, but turns out we all might need? Southern Hospitality is here and way better than we ever expected. What a thrill to see very dumb people...

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BelowDeck: Running a Tight Ship from 2022-11-29T15:31:34

Someone shrank Captain Lee's shirt on Below Deck this week. Or did they? More antics from the hapless crew and their besotted guests. Did you know Camille dated a quarterback? Listen

RHOP: Miami Frown Machine from 2022-11-28T22:59:30

Mia's Miami vacay on Real Housewives of Potomac continues to go off the rails as she kicks Candiace and Ashley out of the house and backs out of birthday duties for Karen. Plus,...

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Family Karma Catch Up from 2022-11-23T16:00

Family Karma has come back into our lives and we're here to catch up on the first three episodes. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeck: Big Deck Energy from 2022-11-22T08:27:37

Below Deck is back, and the boat has never been bigger! Or maybe it has, but who cares? Lee, Rachel, and Fraser have returned, and we have a new gaggle of self-involved crew mem...

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RHOP: CE-Ow! from 2022-11-21T21:47:17

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the Great Martini Toss episode of Real Housewives of Potomac! Peter causes some good ole fashioned Peter mess and a g...

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Winter House: Skate Around Date from 2022-11-18T18:00

The Winter House drunkies go skating with Carl and Lindsay and Austen drops a bomb about his wiener. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...

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RHOSLC: Through The Choir, To The Limit, To The Wall from 2022-11-17T17:56:03

Heather's choir continues to be a crucible for drama on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Plus, Danna finally gets into the mix!

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Below Deck Adventure: GOODBYE, KYLE! from 2022-11-16T23:43:28

The clown on Below Deck Adventure gets the ole heave ho after threatening another crew member, and we're just devastated about it. Also, Kacie changes her accent again, Oriana gets more obnoxiou...

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BelowDeckMed: Can't Have Your Pancake and Eat It Too from 2022-11-15T17:42:16

The Below Deck Mediterranean season draws to a close with the triumphant perseverance of man over batter as Dave finally learns how to cook a pancake! Just kidding, he still can...

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RHOP: For All Mal-Intents and Purposes from 2022-11-15T00:41:59

Wendy's burn party leads to messy accusations at the Indigo Octopus during this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Afterwards, it's time to jet to Miami for some bedroom battles...

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Winter House: Insides&Outsides from 2022-11-11T17:40:56

This week on Winter House, Jess finally beds Kory, which means it's time to take on a new challenge: penetrating the "mean girls club." Meanwhile, Austen gets a rise out of Ciar...

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RHOSLC: Screeching to the Choir from 2022-11-10T17:56:02

The Friends-Of battle for Angie Supremacy on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Meanwhile, after choir auditions go off the rails, Heather and Whitney try to resolve...

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Below Deck Adventure: ADVEEENCHAAA! from 2022-11-09T23:32:31

It's only the second episode of Below Deck Adventure but the douchebaggery is already at a ten. New accents, new villains, but most of all...ADVEEENCHAAAA! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdo...

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Below Deck Med: Potato/Crepetado from 2022-11-08T16:00

Below Deck Med has some demanding NFL players onboard, and Chef Dave has to take a look at the man in the mirror when Natasha's ex/current/future ex/future boyfriend calls him a bully. This week...

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RHOP: Burnt Toast from 2022-11-07T23:15:44

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Wendy throws a Burn Party on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. She does a terrible job of righting wrongs, but she d...

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Winter House: Simmering Craige from 2022-11-04T15:00

Winter House finds Paige slowly losing it as she realizes that she's in a relationship with Craig, and we find out why girls don't like Jess much. Also, the Toms are in the house! This week's bo...

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RHOSLC: Choirstarter from 2022-11-03T20:36:37

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deals with a firing, a troll attack, and a really questionable choir. This week's bonus ...

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RGIP: It's Curtains for Paris from 2022-11-02T16:33:05

Real Girlfriends in Paris has drawn to a close with a dramatic drapery installation, a slip dress reveal, and a meltdown on the Seine. We desperately hope this show comes back, ...

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BelowDeckMed: Goodbye Kyle! from 2022-11-01T23:46:05

Kyle's ankle injury threatens to undermine the latest charter on Below Deck Mediterranean. Meanwhile, Dave and Tasha struggle with dishwasher tablets, and Courtney encounters he...

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RHOP: The 2022 Boo-tomac Halloween Dirty Bird Spooktacular! from 2022-10-31T21:14:31

It's a GHOULISH and FRIGHTFUL episode of Real Housewives of Potomac as the women gather for an absolutely TERRIFYING family UNFUN day. Watch as the ladies potato sack race their...

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RHOBH: Sisters Are Ruinin' It For Themselves from 2022-10-27T18:53:24

It's the moment we've been waiting all year for: Kathy vs. Rinna in part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. We learned so many things: Rinna was abused in th...

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RHOSLC: Après Skeet from 2022-10-27T16:17:17

Lisa comes face to face with Angie H on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City while Whitney continues her hilling journey. Plus, the power of notaries!

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RGIP: Surrealist Girlfriends in Paris from 2022-10-26T14:59:53

This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, we finally see the much-anticipated Chloe Colette fashion show. Plus, Anya hosts her first ever Maison Firestone event. And also - slip d...

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House of the Dragon: And Now We Dance from 2022-10-25T23:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon ends its first season with not one, but two tragic deaths and Aemond shows off his baby blue before ki...

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Below Deck Med: Beef Stew from 2022-10-25T15:00

The stews go to war on this week's Below Deck Med, and a yacht broker/spoiled brat is on deck to make life even more pleasant. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New Y...

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RHOP: Bassett Case from 2022-10-24T23:48:52

Candiace is furious at the allegations Gizelle is making about her husband on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and Mia is standing by with extra logs to keep that fire burning. This week'...

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Winter House: Hot Hand Luke from 2022-10-21T20:34:26

Craig has some major issues cleaning the house, but not with cleaning house as he proves by coming after Luke with some pretty strong allegations on this week's Winter House. This week's bonus e...

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RHOSLC: Stormy Weather from 2022-10-21T17:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still in Scottsdale. Whitney has a meeting with her half brother and sister that we c...

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Winter House: The Luke of Love from 2022-10-21T16:58:49

Winter House returned last week, and we recapped it over on our Patreon feed. We couldn't keep it from everyone, though, so here it is a week later. For the freshest episodes, like this week's b...

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RHOBH: Soulless Recycle from 2022-10-20T22:03:02

Rinna blames everything she's ever done on her grief, and the cast debates whether or not the C word is worse than "evil". Pencil us in, won't you! This week's bonus episode is a brekdown of the...

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RGIP: The Mother of All Fashion Shows from 2022-10-19T16:52:23

This week on Real Girlfriends of Paris, Victoria's mom visits amidst last minute planning for a Chloe Colette fashion show. Meanwhile, Margaux moves forward with slip dresses, a...

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HOTD: Getting Off On The Wrong Foot from 2022-10-18T23:00

The King is dead (spoiler), which means it's time to start a new chapter in the history of Westeros.  But House of the Dragondoesn't make things easy.  From foot fetishes to chi...

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BelowDeckMed: Reid The Room from 2022-10-18T21:52:13

The sad BDSM dinner party lurches forward on Below Deck Mediterranean, and later, Reid squarely places his foot in his mouth after calling Courtney and narcissist and then some....

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RHOP: Carpe DM from 2022-10-18T01:11:57

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley and Gizelle try to ignite a scandal around Chris Bassett's DMs. But will it actually take off?

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Southern Charm: Wishing You Nutting But The Best from 2022-10-14T17:33:31

Part two of the Southern Charm reunion ties up loose ends with Naomie and Craig, but the real fireworks come from Taylor, who gives Shep a tongue-lashing two years in the making...

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RHOSLC: And All That Jazz Tickets from 2022-10-14T00:00

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trip to Scottsdale, AZ goes awry as Whitney voices rumors about Lisa sleeping with a man for Utah Jazz tickets. Sounds like a case for Nanc...

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RHOBH: Dirty Diana from 2022-10-13T21:53:04

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion kicks off with the usual blend of hypocrisy, denial, and Jamie Lee Curtis. And, as an added touch, several unflattering pumpkin port...

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RGIP: Masking Envy from 2022-10-11T22:07:16

We start with a mini cap of Below Deck Med before diving into The Real Girlfriends in Paris (24 minute mark), who start to show cracks as their trip to Cannes ends. A clique hurts feelings, and ...

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House of the Dragon: Face Off from 2022-10-11T19:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon sends in yet another cast and celebrates the King's getting out of bed with a sweet family dinner. Joi...

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RHOP: Sprung from 2022-10-10T22:38:59

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns. Ashley has left Michael (kind of), Karen throws a Spring Party, and Wendy goes into business with one of the biggest single wicks of all time. This week's...

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Southern Charm: Exes and Oh Nos from 2022-10-07T22:21:45

It's time for the first part of Southern Charm's reunion, where Taylor lets Shep have it. And then she keeps going. And going. And going. Also, Kathryn defends her meatballs and Austen and Oliva...

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RHOSLC: No Shaman In Trying from 2022-10-07T15:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a trip to Arizona where they breathe out trauma with a shaman and Lisa is accus...

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RHOBH: Graceless from 2022-10-06T22:25:18

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its season with a twist: Kathy Hilton becomes a detective and catches Erika Jayne at...

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RGIP: Catch Me If You Cannes from 2022-10-05T16:53:55

Real Girlfriends in Paris heads south to Cannes for a girls trip that involves art, a sad casino, and a bread dildo. Très chic!

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HOTD: One-Eyed Monsters from 2022-10-04T21:00

On the latest very, very dark episode of House of the Dragon, there's a funeral, some incest, eye gouging, and a dragon violation. And shockingly, this was actually heartwarming...

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BelowDeckMed: Date with Destiny from 2022-10-04T15:27:04

A short but sweet charter on Below Deck Mediterranean sees a Maltese popstar boarding the ship to dazzle the guests. But the fun is short lived when Storm must make the most. im...

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Southern Charm: How The Tables Have Turned from 2022-09-30T19:28:39

On the season finale of Southern Charm, Craig invites the cast to a Winter Wonderland Christmas party where everyone gets to join together and celebrate friendship... except for...

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RHOSLC: I'm Sorry, Baby Gorgeous! from 2022-09-29T20:49:53

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back, and all the alliances have changed! But one thing that has remained the same: Lisa still doesn't know how to deliver a sincere apo...

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RHOBH: Rinterrogation from 2022-09-29T20:13:31

It's the moment we've been waiting for on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Rinna finally confronts Kathy. The truth finally comes out! All the controversy is not just about...

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RGIP: A Votre Santé Claus from 2022-09-28T17:16:42

It's Christmastime on Real Girlfriends in Paris, which means there are miracles — Margaux leaving her apartment! — and yuletides wishes — Kacey begging someone to do her Visa st...

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#1860 House of the Dragon: Burning Love from 2022-09-27T21:00

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Lots of fire in this week's House of the Dragon, but don't fret. There's also dragon training and more childbirth horror! ...

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Below Deck Med: Cliquety Split from 2022-09-27T20:13:39

The crew on Below Deck Med gets a day off, and bad energy is sewn when Jason secretly orders a salad. Will anyone recover? This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apo...

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RHOA: Ball and Chain Hour from 2022-09-26T23:22:50

Real Housewives of Atlanta lets the men take the stage, and they're outshined by the birds, the moat, and the hum of the air conditioner. But hey. Drew finally gets a chance to explain what Drop...

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Feed Drop: Real Good Podcast: Why Community and Economy go Hand-In-Hand with Brett Theodos from 2022-09-26T21:17:15

In our second episode of Season 4, we delve into the science of community development with Brett Theodos, Senior Fellow at the Urban Institute. Brett researches neighborhoods and places, and tri...

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Southern Charm: Don't Come Trawling Back from 2022-09-23T19:29:11

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Southern Charm is still in St James, where Shep is being accused of being Shep and Craig has another meltdown. Will Leva e...

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RHOBH: That Conga Beat(down) from 2022-09-22T21:51:14

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delivers the HUGE Kathy Hilton drama they've promised the whole season, and it's a doozy....

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RGIP: Speed Hating from 2022-09-21T17:00

It's American Embarrass today at a Real Girlfriends in Paris speed dating event where everyone feels the sting of rejection. Everyone except Victoria, who gets all the men. This week's premium P...

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BelowDeckMed: Barking Up The Wrong Pantry from 2022-09-20T22:17:44

Captain Sandy isn't happy about the stew pantry, and Kyle must endure the greatest indignity of all: NOT SERVING FRANK! Just another day on Below Deck Mediterranean.

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HOTD: Queen's Gambit from 2022-09-20T15:00

A royal wedding between Rhaenyra and Laenor goes awry in Westeros — hard to believe!  Just another day of madness on House of the Dragon.

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RHOA: Phone a Frenzy from 2022-09-20T00:59:29

On part two of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Sheree calls her assistant/friend/assistant-friend Anthony to get to the bottom of... something? Andy is not happy.

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Southern Charm: No Love Lost from 2022-09-16T19:49:07

The case of Southern Charm heads to St. Simon for a vacay of sports, relaxation, and getting wasted. Along the way, everyone questions Shep's treatment of Taylor, and Shep... we...

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RHOBH: You Just Hat To Be There from 2022-09-15T21:42:01

The Aspen trip on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills culminates with Kyle in tears over Dorit skipping an afternoon at a hat shop. Meanwhile, Erika interprets a legal technicality...

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RGIP: French Connections from 2022-09-14T17:10:51

This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, Emily floats her way into a prestigious internship while Yoanne makes life hell for Victoria. There's also cheese.

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Below Deck Med: Don't Toy With Me from 2022-09-13T22:36:03

Natasha whips a dildo out on the wrong guests this week on Below Deck Med, and Kyle mopes around after losing the love of his life. Also, a lot of orange juice was purchased.  This week's premiu...

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House of the Dragon: Plan Tea from 2022-09-13T17:00

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Well, it's finally here. The Flowers in the Attic episode of House of the Dragon. RayRay has her full Euphoria moment on th...

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RHOA: Bird Box from 2022-09-12T20:19:10

The Real Housewives of Atlanta begins its reunion with Sheree trying to explain why she doesn't pay for bills, Kandi letting Marlo have it for accusing her of not helping people, and birds chirp...

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Southern Charm: Little Raya of Sunshine from 2022-09-09T19:19:10

It’s Patricia’s yearly boys night on Southern Charm. Shep defends his choice not to delete a dating app while across town at girls night, Taylor defends her choice not to sign up for a dating ap...

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#1846 Real Girlfriends in Paris: Basic Beh-bees from 2022-09-09T15:00

Bravo has gifted us with Real Girlfriends in Paris, which is about a bunch of basic Americans in...you guessed it. Paris. Brace yourselves for ranch being pulled out of purses. This week's premi...

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RHOBH: Hard of Earring from 2022-09-08T21:18:45

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika blossoms (rots?) into the unabashed cartoon villain we always knew she was when she yells at widows and orphans for ...

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BelowDeckMed: Quite Frankly from 2022-09-07T03:15:44

Kyle crosses some professional lines as he falls truly madly deeply in love with Frank, a charter guest who suffers from GWD (gay wit deficiency). Is this the start of another Below Deck...

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