Podcasts by Were So Bad At Adventuring
We’re So Bad At Adventuring is a fantasy comedy audioplay about Thornwick and Bob, two regular guys in a fantasy world full of magic, monsters and hijinx galore! Follow them on their weekly adventurers as they trick people, steal stuff, hide in barrels and avoid anything resembling being a hero! For the best experience, start from Episode 1
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S5: 12. We’re So Bad At Saying Goodbye from 2021-05-06T08:57:53
In an act of heroic defiance that may or may not have been a total accident, Thornwick and Bob have unleashed a powerful monster into the world! Will it be the cool monster, where you can hang out ...
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S5: 11. The Penultimate Episode from 2021-04-29T15:06:10
Thornwick and Bob rally forth to defeat their biggest enemy yet: some guy in a treehouse. This episode of WSBA was not recorded in front of a live audience. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Rob...
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S5: 10. The Village of Quiet Warmth from 2021-04-22T06:36:25
Thornwick and Bob discover a surprising secret in the clouds, leading to monsters, mayhem and of course, mimosas! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pour...
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S5: 9. The Salmon Barrels of the Lawkeeper King from 2021-04-15T12:59:49
You know the deal, a wacky but evasive description of the episode goes here. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux So...
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S5: 8. The Wizard Mercury from 2021-04-08T10:32:19
Back by (un)popular demand, Bob gets another Bob adventure while Thornwick gets the thing he desires most of all: peace and quiet for like, 5 minutes minimum. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, R...
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S5: 7. The House of Gold and Cheap Plastic Flamingos from 2021-04-01T08:48
Free from their chains, Thornwick and Bob seek revenge on the one person responsible for most and/or all of their problems: Mr. Betterself! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Micha...
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S5: 6. The Barrow Mine of Murder Part 2 from 2021-03-25T08:44
The allegorical and metaphorical come at Thornwick and Bob with a knife. As is tradition. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew...
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S5: 5. The Barrow Mine of Murder Part 1 from 2021-03-18T08:34
Thornwick and Bob go on a self-help retreat into a deep dark mine filled with deadly puzzles and poison gas. As is tradition. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and...
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S5: 4. The Gorge of Gore from 2021-03-11T08:00
A square off between the Legendary Lord Egregious and two knuckleheads who have troubles opening jars. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Writ...
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S5: 3. The Forest of Unimaginable Horrors and Also a Nice Lake from 2021-03-04T08:00
Dentistry, allegory and destiny all catch up with Thornwick and Bob as they continue in their search for sap to smear all over Lord Egregious! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Mi...
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S5: 2. The Flammable Tree of Fate from 2021-02-25T08:13:15
Thornwick discovers he must take up the mantle of righteousness to do something…he can’t quite remember. But butter is definitely involved! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Micha...
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S5: 1. The Repossessed Path from 2021-02-18T19:44:59
It’s time for the Final Season of We’re So Bad At Adventuring! In this episode, Thornwick finally reaches the Waters of Rescue! But are there complications that might cause an adventure? Who knows?...
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New Show Announcement! from 2020-06-04T19:00
Hey folks, quick show announcement as well as a bit of news about Season 5. Check out What Lies Between Sleep at the www.whatliesbetweensleep.com and give it a listen, if you’re into spooky horror!...
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Side Adventure: Did Someone Say…Death Cult? from 2020-03-19T00:32:56
Another side adventure for those brave folks staying indoors! Today's episode from the Vault: Did Someone Say... Death Cults? Join Thornwick and Bob as they battle their most ancient of foes: water...
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Side Adventure: Two Monsters Past Midnight from 2020-03-17T05:03:32
Hey friends, I know things are tough right now and many folks are stuck indoors, so why not pass the time with Thornwick and Bob? For a limited time, I'll be putting out a few Side Adventures from ...
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S4: 11. The Sixfold Edgevault from 2019-11-14T09:16:32
Revelations are made, people argue and nefarious things happen in the thrilling Season Finale of Season 4! Thanks so much, everyone, for tuning into the latest season, I hope you enjoyed it! WSBA w...
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S4: 10. The Midnight Mountains from 2019-11-07T04:00:21
Thornwick and Bob rush to find the Baron, risking life and limb to do...something, frankly they haven't quite been paying attention to why they're going to see him. But it's probably important.
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S4: 9. The Forest of Treats That Rapidly Expand When You Eat Them from 2019-10-31T04:00:37
Thornwick and Bob must face the utterly terrifying challenge of all time: resisting the urge to eat food off the ground!
Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stephanie Barta, E...
S4. 8: The Cathedral of Pure Terror from 2019-10-24T04:00:05
Thornwick and Bob traverse through a series of trials that can only be described as mildly derivative and only slightly terrifying!
Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Stepha...
S4: 7. Nightmare Alley from 2019-10-17T02:33:41
Sleep, what is it good for? Apparently an exciting adventure into the Dream World! Let's just hope it's a nice dream and not, you know, one of these terrifying nightmares that are all the rage thes...
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S4: 6. The Sienna Mountains from 2019-10-03T05:00:41
Bob's in charge now, well, at least for this episode! Watch as he heroically leads the team up a mountain and straight into the mouth of the first horrible monster he sees!
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S4: 5. The Castle of Forsaken Hope from 2019-09-26T05:00:38
Thornwick and Bob discover a castle full of free treasure! Provided you don't count the Baron who lives there as the owner of said treasure. Which they don't.
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S4: 4. The Artifactoreum from 2019-09-19T11:14
The greatest and most ancient of fears is that of missing out on discounts. Tune in as Thornwick and Bob traverse their greatest challenge yet: The Artifactoreum!
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S4: 3. The Ornery Hatchet from 2019-09-12T05:34:16
Thornwick and Bob are finally on trial for the crimes they may or may not have done! Will they be able to escape execution by laying out a complicated legal defense? Hint: Probably not.
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S4: 2. The Stone of Subtle Hints from 2019-09-05T13:47:32
Thornwick and Bob face a powerful stone who knows all and sees (mostly) all! Let's hope it doesn't fall on them and break allllll of their bones!
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S4: 1. The Glen of Gentle Dreams from 2019-08-29T08:50:03
Thornwick and Bob return for another exciting season! In this episode, they confront the deadly dangers of commerce, fairies and not having the right kind of maps!
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S3: 12. The Sanctum from 2018-12-31T17:06:05
Season Three draws to a close as Thornwick rushes to confront his greatest foe (who he’s also a huge fan of by the way) while Bob tags along and mocks him relentlessly. Special thanks to our guest ...
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S3: 11. The Boulder of Rash Decisions from 2018-12-31T17:05:26
The Box of Secrets is glowing red and going nuts! Tune in as Thornwck, Bob, Meriam, Grax and Adventures Forever Incorporated all face the ultimate challenge of fighting against an evil floating squ...
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S3: 10. The Ditch by a Random Tavern from 2018-12-31T17:04:24
Thornwick and Bob come up with a clever plan to borrow the MacGuffin for like, a quick ten minutes and things do not go well at all! Tune in as magical duels, lost spellbooks, ancient bundles of vi...
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S3: 9. The Bottom of a Giant Hole from 2018-12-31T17:03:34
Thornwick and Bob discover the wonders of falling, mole people and spinal injuries!
S3: 8. The Room of Finding Out Which One of You Has the Guts To Blow This Thing Up For Good from 2017-07-21T09:12:31
They finally reach the final level, only to discover, nothing is what it seems!
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S3: 7. The Antechamber of Revitalization from 2017-07-09T02:58:13
A riddle threatens Thornwick and Bob's very sense of decency and social niceties!
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S3: 6. The Room of Broken Dreams and Fingers from 2017-06-28T15:47:26
The dangers of broken dreams and totally broken puzzles rear their heads in this exciting adventure of WSBA!
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S3: 5. Rocks Fall, Everyone… from 2017-06-23T18:28:15
Thornwick and Bob discover the joys of rock slides, then the joys of digging out of several tons of rocks shortly thereafter. There's also some stuff about endangering the entire world, but that's ...
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S3: 4. The Room of Infinite Lava and Stuff from 2017-06-16T19:59:32
Thornwick and Bob meet a plot hook who claims to be a person, fight a lava monster and then are maimed by said lava monster!
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S3: 3. The Room of Sudden Kneecap Injuries from 2017-06-09T18:15:08
Thornwick and Bob encounter a monster looking for new employment opportunities, tables that go right for the knees and Scinterax, Wizard of the Highest Caliber in this exciting episode of WSBA! Spe...
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S3: 2. The Room of Gargoyles Who Strangle and Sass You from 2017-06-02T14:20
As Thornwick and Bob continue to navigate the terrible dungeon, they must encounter the deadliest thing of all: gargoyles who sass you. The gargoyles also strangle people too, which is also bad. Sp...
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S3: 1 The Room of So Many Axes from 2017-05-26T21:44:23
Thornwick and Bob are back and this time, they're going to be investigating the Everlorn Dungeon of Pretty Rough Stuff! Join them as they navigate through a deadly, terrifying dungeon armed with on...
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S2: 12. The Town of Unrelenting Wailing and Dirt Cheap Gear from 2016-07-09T05:56:53
Boasting, monsters and wagers are all a part of this exciting season finale! The adventure might be done for a while but it's far from over, we'll be back sooner than you know it! Special thanks to...
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S2: 11. The Incredibly Large Bridge That We Really Had Trouble Naming So We Sorta Didn’t… from 2016-07-05T00:08:15
Bridges, Mayors and Wagon-obsessed monsters all plague Thornwick and Bob in this episode! Voices: Jaymes Brown, Michael Yackley, Stephanie Barda, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andre...
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S2: 10. The Lone Tower from 2016-06-23T22:33:56
Paper cattle, tests and wizards galore can only mean one thing, it's time for another exciting episode of WSBA! Follow as Thornwick attempts to achieve his lifelong dream: shoving his success in th...
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S2: 9. It’s Gonna Grab You River from 2016-06-02T04:03:30
Shriekbeasts, an aggressive river and an old foe all attempt to manhandle Thornwick and Bob in this stunning and thrilling episode of WSBA! Voices: Stephanie Barta, Jaymes Brown, Michael Yackley, R...
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S2: 8. The Cavern of Mild Claustrophobia from 2016-05-13T20:28:45
Butter filled boots, a giant and the antics of Lady Almington all wrap Thornwick and Bob in a greater state of chaos than normal! Special episode for the entire Team WSBA cast is present! Voices: K...
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S2: 7. The Jungle of Person Murder from 2016-05-08T04:06
Skeletons, anti-jokes and cooking pots all abound in this exciting episode of WSBA! We're back from break and are ready to finish out this season with some fantastic stuff! Voices: Jenny Boyd, Step...
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S2: 6. The Crag of Regret from 2016-04-17T02:45:21
Goats, belt buckles and drama all show up as Thornwick and Bob rush to return the ancient artifacts to the powerful sage who wants to keep the hidden monsters hidden! Thanks for tuning in to this w...
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S2: 5. Castle Stabyoureyes from 2016-04-09T06:13:44
Investigating the ominously named Castle Stabyoureyes, Thornwick and Bob come up against the challenge of the crow, yet another evil wizard, a haunted library and the deadliest challenge yet: a val...
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S2: 4. Anytown, Valoria from 2016-04-01T07:53:03
Thornwick and Bob look for adventure in all the wrong places, a minotaur gives them an important quest, they meet up with a "troll king" and chaos abounds as per the usual in this exciting installm...
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S2: 3. The Forbidden Path from 2016-03-18T07:56:14
A terrible banshee, a swath of illusions and a plot for revenge all contend to make Thornwick and Bob's day not only worse but also simliar to work! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Michael Yack...
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S2:2 The Tomb of Elroy The Soul Drinker from 2016-03-15T05:01:47
The chase for a pickle jar containing an ancient spirit is on as Thornwick and Bob chase after Lady Almington and encounter traps, puzzles, some guy and of course, hijinx! Give a warm WSBA related ...
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S2: 1 The Swamp of Excruciating Expostion from 2016-03-15T04:59:50
A triumphant return to a swamp brings about adventurers, chaos, rage gorilla's and a deadly jar of pickles. That insane string of sentences can only mean one thing! We're So Bad At Adventuring Seas...
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12. The Road from 2016-03-15T04:56:51
The Big Battle is all the rage these days, what with Thornwick and Bob finally arriving to it They must navigate the classic obstacle course known as war to get to their destination: the Road. Ther...
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11. The Canyon of Unwitting Ends from 2016-03-15T04:54:42
Grax, Egregious and Kaylin all hang out and talk about their feelings in this exciting episode of WSBA! Thornwick and Bob are relatively close to the end of their non-adventure adventure must pass ...
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10. The Sunspire Citadel(Of Doom) from 2016-03-15T04:41:54
Monks, chaos, spinal injuries and identity issues rise up in this thrilling episode of We're So Bad At Adventuring! Join Thornwick and Bob as they venture to a lone citadel that is probably very my...
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9. The Desert of Terror Birds Who Suddenly Swoop Down On You and Devour You Terribly. In the Desert from 2016-03-15T04:38
A desert, a terror bird, another riddle and alcohol all work their best to try and kill Thornwick and Bob as they journey to the thing that will tell them where the road is. Prepare yourself for th...
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8. The Valley of Unwitting Ends from 2016-03-15T04:37:35
Faced with a challenge by some well dressed barbarians, Thornwick and Bob must deal with a terrible Valley Beast, navigate another swamp, deal with economic education and we learn a terrible secret...
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7. The Northern Ridge from 2016-03-15T04:34:27
Surprised by the lack of warmth as they travel up a freezing cold mountain, Thornwick and Bob must struggle with bandits, giant worms, cunning wizards and stuff. Also things. Tune in to hear the ne...
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6. The Labyrinth of Perpetual Torment from 2016-03-15T04:15:23
Trapped within a poorly designed and somewhat deadly maze, Thornwick and Bob search for a way to escape the Labyrinth of Perpetual Torment. Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew...
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5. The Swamp of Perpetual Torment from 2016-03-15T04:12:34
Thornwick and Bob must battle sexism, vipers, bone-jackals and boredom as they journey through yet another swamp. Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux, Written by Andrew Pourciaux. ...
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4. The Dungeon of Forgotten Terrors from 2016-03-15T04:10:31
A terrible curse drags Thornwick and Bob into an unwanted adventure, complete with a dungeon, a monster, an ancient artifact and a giant rat! Voices: Andrew Pourciaux, Rodney Piatt. Written by Andr...
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3. The Desolate Wastes from 2016-03-15T04:07:57
A goblin king, family issues and an amulet are all things that Thornwick and Bob must deal with as they try to get closer(ish) to the road.
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2. The Marsh of Madness, Insanity and Topiaries from 2016-03-15T04:05:44
As they journey toward the Road, Thornwick and Bob encounter deadly monsters, clever riddles and a strange horror so terrible, you'd have to listen to find out what it is! Vocals: Kayla Tollis, Rod...
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1. The Forest of Madness and Terror from 2016-03-15T04:03:54
Thornwick and Bob rush to the big battle while avoiding quests, monsters, villains and of course the most deadly thing of all: responsibility. Tune in and follow the first exciting adventure of We'...
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