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Chapter Two: Dwarven Relations from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.851325

The druid almost talks a rat down.
The cleric heals no one.
The fighter hates dwarves.
Melf has a great acid arrow.
We fight greed itself.
Zone of Truth is NOT cast.

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Chapter Four: Summer Vacation Debauchery from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.849401

After slaying some owls and meeting a big dude, we're back in town for Spring Break! Meemaw picks up ballbearings and thieves things, Xardex takes a Lawful Good turn, Belisar partisars, Zauber lear...

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Chapter Eight: I Dream of Efreeti from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.846006

Our adventure continues, and the party trips over each other while trying to seduce the Silver Fox of the Desert. Will we ever get paid? Will we gain entrance to the fire genies immense shaft? Find...

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We Sail Things: Chapter Four from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.841498

All good tales must come to an end, and so must our pirate friends discover their fates deep beneath the waves. What lays in store for these salty miscreants? To find out, one must only listen... t...

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Chapter Thirteen: Snakes Tripping (on) Balls from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.837955

Adventurers Local 381 continue their snake massacre... which monstrous creatures will be slay'd this time? And will Meemaw bring back his signature weapon?

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Chapter Sixteen: I Don't Believe In A No Ham Scenario from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.835572

Get ready to cast your detect city spell, because we've finally found the legendary City Of Shade. The party suddenly decides healing is important, Belisar talks via Xardy-phone to a greater power,...

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Chapter Seventeen: Directed by Tarantino from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.834075

We channel Tarantino in the latest episode of We Slay Things: Prepare for anxiety as we try to not get ourselves killed in the City of Shade, then enact unspeakable violence... completely unexpecte...

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We Discuss We Slay Things, March 8 2020 from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.795600

Andy, Amber and I sit down to talk about We Slay Things, our characters and our deepest hopes and dreams for our D&D campaign!

Recorded March 7, 2020. Edited by Thomas Hutton.

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Chapter Twenty-Four: Gone Litchin' from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.788900

In which Adventurers Local 381 begin the final battle of the Mages of Shadowvar... and the DM practically cries.

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Chapter Twenty-Five: Gods'N'Guns from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.788044

After a long fought battle in the desert, Adventurers Local 381 spend time reflecting and learning new skills. Will Meemaw pull off the greatest heist? Will Twiggy learn to persuade, Emberlynn to f...

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Chapter Thirty: A Play on Words from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.782753

Tune in to hear Adventurers Local 381 (perhaps the worst sleuths *ever*) try to crack the case! Meanwhile: Zauber is a real fan! And Meemaw lays a trap, but for whom?

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Chapter Thirty-One: The Cordinian Embarrassy from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.781956

Masters of disguise and subterfuge, Adventurers Local 381 infiltrate the embassy of Belesar's homeland. What will these incredible sleuths uncover?

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Chapter Thirty-Three: The Belesar Betrayal from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.780396

Adventurers Local 381 sets out across the swamp, and run into something worse than an Ogre and his Donkey friend... (magically induced) BETRAYAL!

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Chapter Thirty-Six: Welcome to Hell, Literally from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.777802

It is March, 2020. The world has retreated inside, and must communicate via flaky, shaky online methods. But Adventurers Local 381 continues into this literal hell... but whom will they encounter?

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Chapter Thirty-Seven: We Need To Talk About Xardex from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.776985

After escaping depths of the infernal realms, the party is confronted by the unknowable face of death... and patron of the parties cleric – The Raven Queen herself. Just what is the nature of the d...

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We Discuss We Slay Things: That's So, Raven Queen from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.776166

Join us as we discuss what exactly Xardex's deal is anyway, and bringing baggage to the game table.

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Chapter Fourty: Ding Dong, the Cleric is Dead. from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.773460

As our second arc draws to a close, how will the omnipotent Raven Queen deal with the lovable lunatics of Adventurers Local 381?

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Chapter Fourty-One: Come With Me, and You'll See... from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.772658

We Slay Things returns from the underworld with a brand new season!
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I Don't Have a Printing Press in my Pocket from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.769366

AL 381 makes landfall in Cordinia, home of the exiled Belisar. This new land is filled with secrets that the group is only beginning to understand as they explore this exotic city.

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Battle of the Library from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.765364

Normally when a group splits up, battles are harder. Will that be the case here?

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Intro of Fort Bort from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.764641

AL 381 moves forward on their plan to rescue the queen from the castle, eat some chocolate, and learn of the mysterious Fort BORT!

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Office Party from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.761315

AL 381 sneak into the palace and have a "party" in the offices.

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The Morning After- Doom House from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.759770

After the battle of a lifetime, AL 381 begins to pick up the pieces of Cordina and peel the onion further.

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The Meat That Does Not Move, a Lovecraft Story from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.756334

Cordinia is saved, at least that was the thought. But BEHOLD, a giant eye looks upon our stalwart adventurous.

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Homecoming from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.752932

After a lengthy time away, galavanting around Cordinia, the intrepid band of AL 381 return to their bustling commune and plan their next adventure with SEASON 4!

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BEHOLD The Chicken Hut from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.748271

The Feywild is a strange place, and now AL 381 has a ride to match their surroundings. After pillaging some unsuspecting old ladies, the group sets out in style and quickly comes under attack.

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Kilbo's Sexual Fungus and Stump Water from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.744317

AL 381 heads out of the court of King Oberon seeking a most valued sword only to make friends with some unexpected creatures.

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A Bad Case of Mummy Rot from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.740916

After entering a dark ancient temple that said "DO NOT ENTER", AL 381 finds out why they really should have paid more attention.

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Cymyn Thy Synystyr from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.740174

AL 381 makes contact with the "evil" Cymyn Thy Synystyr (Simon the Sinister) and discovers a secret. After dealing with him, they head back, collect some friends, and... END SEASON 4!!!

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Aggressive Belisar Face from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.736846

AL 381 explores what's making Hundelstone sick, and plays Pokemon Go!

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Johann Von Keisterberg from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.698408

AL 381 visit an old enemy in Neverwinter in search of more clues of what happened to Thive, who is the Shadow Party, and who is behind Villains Inc.

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I Don't Need No Arms and Legs, I'm a Snake from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.694878

AL 381 march forward, in an effort to save the Grandfather tree. As the forest and plot thicken, the adventurers find themselves assailed by something that once nearly killed them all.

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One May Smile and Smile and Still be a Villain from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.694057

AL 381 continues to rush towards the Grandfather Tree in a race against time to save the oldest known creature. On the way, they are treated to some unexpected hospitality.

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Don't Misty Step on Me from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.686447

Craggy peaks? Giants made of fire? Sounds like a job for AL 381

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Episode 100 SPECIAL: Hello from the Magic Breakfast from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.678085

This is it, we've made it! Episode 100 is here and AL 381 sits back and reflects on all the war crimes they've "accidentally" committed.

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An Offer You Can't Refuse from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.672895

AL 381 heads back to Neverwinter, seeking information on how to find Jethro Jefferies. Instead, they are given an offer too good to be true.

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Re-Upload #2: I Must Terrasque You a Question from 2022-02-22T09:01:58.669360

This is the third attempt to upload ep. 109. If you have other versions, please delete them. Sorry for the technical difficulties!

AL 381 confronts the BBEG and finds the super big Terras...

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Warcaster Sauce from 2022-02-18T07:00

AL 381 comes face to face with the BBEG's lieutenant. Can Belisar's Buzzsaw save the day?

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Entering the Final Tower from 2022-02-11T07:00

As the final chapter in AL 381's adventures approach, the party enters the bigger blacker tower of the BBEG!

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Take Me To The BONE ZONE from 2022-01-28T07:00

AL 381 come toe to toe with one of the most feared gods and are taken to THE BONE ZONE

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A Legion, a Giant, and a Dragon Walk Into a Bar from 2022-01-21T07:00

AL 381 Return to their compound and gather their allies, so Belisar and his friends can SAFE THE FREAKING WORLD!

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Flying Into The Dragon Anus from 2022-01-14T07:00

AL 381 spends some quality time in Neverwinter hanging out with an extremely hostile ancient dragon. The fireside chat is to die for.

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Dancing With the Devil from 2021-12-31T07:00

AL 381 takes stock after the big battle and finds themselves face to face with the Devil himself.

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The Battle for the Compound part 2 from 2021-12-24T07:00

AL 381 continues their battle to save their cherished compound. Twiggy Targaryen shows Villians Inc just what it means to incur her wrath.

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The Battle for the Compound part 1 from 2021-12-17T07:00

After discovering the treachery of Jethro Jeffries, AL 381 must face him, and his army. The AL 381 compound may not survive.

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To the Battle Bridge! from 2021-12-10T07:00

AL 381 returns to their compound looking for Quvin, their "wizard" intern who has gone missing. Instead, they call for Battlestations.

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I've Got 99 Problems but Thive Ain't One of Them from 2021-11-26T07:00

AL 381 has finally made it; they have finally discovered who has been hoarding and destroying precious magical items. The WHY is horrifying. And so is their downfall.

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Book Burning from 2021-11-20T14:52:30

AL 381 continues to raid the dark and sinister temple, finding a library and making Zauber's nightmares come true.

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Totally Coherent from 2021-11-12T20:07:26

This episode has VERY bad audio quality. If you want to know what happens, without being masochistic, here it is: AL 381 enters the big bad temple and runs into some metal robotic constructs and th...

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Satchel of Phalli from 2021-10-29T19:37:58

AL 381 is in the far east exploring a temple and looking for a bigger, darker temple.

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Sleeping with an Osiris Plush Doll from 2021-10-22T06:00

After defending the Grandfather Tree, AL 381 gets a lead on Thive, a major player in Villians Inc. The group treks across half the knowns world to find her.

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This Is Fine... from 2021-10-15T06:00

After trudging through the High Forest for days and days, the battered and bruised AL 381 arrive at the Grandfather Tree. The group must gather their remaining strength to defend this ancient creat...

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Harambe's Revenge from 2021-09-24T06:00

AL 381 continues huffing it through the High Forest, trying to make it in time to save the Grandfather Tree. With wave after wave of monsters, this time the s*it begins to fly.

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Stabbing the Mound from 2021-09-18T06:00

AL 381 marches deeper into the High Forrest, trying to save the Grandfather Tree from an overwhelming attack. In the process, they find themselves ambushed by bushes.

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Hey, Buffalo Bill, What Did You Kill? from 2021-09-10T06:00

AL 381 enters the Old Forest in a desperate effort to save the Grandfather Tree. The first is dark and filled with terrors. Oh, and there are lots of shenanigans.

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Mind the Thive Gap from 2021-08-27T06:00

Recovering from the last great battle for Hundelstone, AL 381 hunt down who's really behind these evil deeds.

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The Battle for Hundelstone from 2021-08-20T06:00

After fending off waves of attacks on Hundelstone, AL 381 face the full assault to break the city's defenses. This all-out brawl will pit good vs chaos.

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Don't Go Towards the Light! from 2021-08-13T06:00

AL 381 attempts to fend off a major attack on Hundelstone, sadly, one member of the party DIES! #spoileralert

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Under Siege from 2021-07-30T06:00

AL 381 finds themselves under siege within the town of Hundlestone, Emberlyn's home. Navigating slavery, poor parenting, poisoned wells, and hostile forces, the adventurers have much to do.

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A Letter From Beyond from 2021-07-16T06:00

SEASON 5 BEGINS!!! AL 381 returns home to find it... well... needing some work. While celebrating their return, Emberlyn receives an unnerving letter.

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Guys, I Think These Rats are Telepathic from 2021-06-25T06:00

After entering an old and scary temple in the middle of the Feywild, AL 381 quickly regret their decisions in life.

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Enter the Shadow Party from 2021-06-18T06:00

After soundly defeating a super old dragon, AL 381 faces a cooler, darker, eviler, better version of themselves.

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Dragon Bait from 2021-06-14T06:00

Driving around the Feywild in their chicken shack, AL 381 say hello to a friendly dragon, and attempt to kill it.

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Belisar Commits a War Crime and Takes all the Blame from 2021-05-28T06:00

AL 381 makes contact with the King of Kings and kills hundreds of cute little bug-people.

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CORRECTION: The Most Shenanigans We Could Fit Into One Podcast #2 from 2021-05-22T06:00

If you downloaded this episode prior to 1:30 EST on 5/22/21, please redownload! But anyway, we never expected this, but here we have the most off the charts, off the rails, amazing adventure ever!

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Chickenboo and the Giant Giants from 2021-05-16T06:00

Having a walking hut-chicken isn't enough for Adventures Local 381 as they create a giant pet chicken and then fight real giants in the Feywild.

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Using MeeMah as a Ghillie Suit from 2021-04-30T06:00

AL 381 gets to a new plane of existence, the Feywild. Creeping through the strange forests and swamps in the never-ending twilight leads to a whole different kind of challenge.

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An Army of Darkness from 2021-04-23T06:00

Side quests aren't always easy and things get real deadly in the Mere of Dead Men

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A Second Fight to the Near Death from 2021-04-16T06:00

A death pit fight brings AL 381 face to face with the next upstart adventuring group.

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Jethro Geoffrey's Emporium from 2021-04-10T06:00

Exploring Waterdeep before the big tournament, AL 381 finds a friendly gentleman willing to share some gold.

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Emberlyn the Unkillable, Belisar the Dead from 2021-03-27T06:00

As AL 381 parleys with a massive Orc army, negotions break down, leaving death and destruction.

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Parley Pie from 2021-03-20T02:45

Adventures Local 381 saved Fort Bort, now to sue for peace. Will they take the cake with a most excellent pie?

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An Escort to Fort Bort and a Retort from 2021-03-12T18:30

After getting a report of an attack on Fort Bort, the group returns to this most amazing of locations, one way or another.

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Choking out a Double Headed Giant from 2021-02-20T01:12:39

Delving deeper into the pits of doom, AL 381 finds untold horrors.

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What's In The Ogre Hole? from 2021-02-13T02:06:53

Finding a labyrinth beneath the House of Faustus, AL 381 seeks answers and finds the welcoming party.

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Long Live the Queen from 2021-01-11T17:46:23

AL 381 face the thieves, murderers, and villains of Cordinia and face their toughest battle yet.

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Hitting the Mechanical Rotating Blade of FATE from 2020-12-28T06:39:52

Belisar faces his lifelong nemesis and the outcome will forever change Cordinia.

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Free Bird Seed from 2020-12-22T06:28:58

AL 381 prepares for the long-awaited battle with Belisar's nemesis.

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The InFamous Fort Bort from 2020-12-15T17:30:09

The group arrives at the port of Fort Bort to cavort with a direct report in the court of the fort.

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Meet the Darkon at the Bluezeebo from 2020-11-28T04:29:19

Belisar finds himself stabbed in the dark and a mysterious library ensures that the die has been cast.

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The Rise (and Fall?) of Zebby Starshine from 2020-11-22T08:00

Continuing to hide their true identities, Adventures Local 381 gains access to an audience with the Queen and her counsel.

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When are We Gonna Get to the Fireworks Factory!?!? from 2020-11-18T08:00

The band of wanna-be revolutionaries attempts to infiltrate the military, play around in a chocolate shop, and do some wholesome kidnapping.

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A Conspiracy Unmasked from 2020-11-14T04:20:42

Belisar finds himself all alone now and Emberlin sets up shop.

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Let's Get Kraken from 2020-10-29T07:00

Adventurers Local 381 leave Waterdeep for a long voyage at sea. They make new friends and promptly try to kill it.

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Come to Order from 2020-10-24T05:55

Adventures Local 381 prepares for its biggest challenge yet. They will be leaving their homes, unsure if they will ever return. Before setting sail, they must ensure their compound is well protecte...

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A Fight to the Near Death from 2020-10-17T07:00

We Slay Things continues season 3 by heading to Waterdeep for a death pit match that will leave only broken bones, shattered soles, and full pockets.

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Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Art of the Pep Talk from 2020-08-20T13:36:08

Belisar reaches deep into the recesses of his heart, and gives the best motivational speech he could possibly dream up.

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Chapter Thirty Eight: The Belisar Manuever from 2020-08-13T20:47:15

Adventurers Local 381 are caught in a perilous maze of death, but can they survive their own worst experiences?

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Chapter Thirty-Five: Sewing the Seeds of Prosciutto from 2020-07-21T16:22:29

Adventurers Local 381, flush with cash from a Dragon's Hoard are let loose upon the magical college town of Ptarraqqrqass, and it's prestigious second choice University, PU. Will they achieve anyth...

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Chapter Thirty-Four: Leeeroy Drrraaaagons from 2020-07-15T02:44:20

Are Kobolds clever enough to trap the Adventurers Local 381? No, no they are not. But how will they fare against the Kobold's Big Boss Dragon?

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Chapter Thirty-Two: Jake Stab's Bear Merkin from 2020-06-17T00:00

In perhaps their most difficult mission yet, Adventurers Local 381 must escort the most awful person imaginable and guard him from assassins... without trying to murder him *first*. Will they succe...

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Chapter Twenty-Nine: DeepWater from 2020-05-29T00:00

Adventurers Local 381 make their way to Fantasy New York itself, Waterdeep. Will they catch a murderous actor at the height of his fame?

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Chapter Twenty-Eight: A Cocaine of Shias Lebeouf from 2020-05-25T00:00

Podcast Surprise! Adventurers Local 381 face an entire team of actual cannibals!

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Chapter Twenty-Seven: I didn't Pay for Greek Propotions! from 2020-05-22T00:00

A new adventure beckons Adventurers Local 381, but will they survive purchasing *BUDGET* furniture?

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We Discuss We Slay Things: CR is BS! from 2020-05-20T00:00

Andy, Nick and Thomas sit down (over Zoom) to discuss a full campaign of We Slay Things, Dungeon Mastering, and good storytelling.

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Chapter Twenty-Six: Awesomir The Pie Wizard from 2020-05-16T00:00

The Festival concluding Adventurers Local 381's grand desert romp is underway. Just what kind of mayhem can those chuckle-heads rustle up... Join us as we roll for teeth! Find out is Shump IS ACTUA...

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Chapter Twenty-Three: Pizza Skull from 2020-04-27T00:00

A softball-sized skull nearly wipes out our intrepid band of chuckle f***s...

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Chapter Twenty-Two: Now That's A Yuge Dragon from 2020-04-19T00:00

Adventures Local 381 face the first of 3 mega-bosses, an undead blue dragon. Who will prevail?

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Chapter Twenty-One: Family Guy Them Back to Life from 2020-04-16T00:00

Aaaand the maages are still standing! Can Adventurers Local 381 defeat the Three Stooges of Shadowvar?

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Chapter Twenty: Silent Fairy Fire Rave from 2020-04-11T00:00

Will the next Mage of Shadowvar please stand up?

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Chapter Nineteen: Come, Feel the Wrath of my Bone Staff from 2020-03-30T00:00

Adventurers Local 381 meets their match, and enters THE BONE ZONE.

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We Discuss We Slay Things, March 14 2020 from 2020-03-15T00:00

Jason, Andy, Amber and I talk about how great we are at accents, and how little we bungle our special delivery to the mages of Shadowvar.

Recorded March 14, 2020. Edited by Thomas Hutton.

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Chapter Eighteen: Special Delivery for the Mages of Shadowvar from 2020-03-13T00:00

The Slayers are return-ed, and have another crazy scheme to defeat the insufferably evil Mages of Shadowvar. Or will it blow up in their faces? Yes, yes it will. Slay on with We Slay Things!
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Chapter Fifteen: Welcome To Snake Mountain from 2020-01-29T00:00

Adventurers Local reaches the pinnacle of the snake infested pyramid, but will they find death? Or will they use a spicy rebuke on death's call? Just who shall take down the big bad? Prepare to Sla...

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Chapter Fourteen: Well Excuuuse Me, Princess! from 2020-01-17T00:00

Adventurers Local 381 continues to hate on some snakes, and manage to rescue someone new to help them... but is the world ready for Princess Sparkleknickers?

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Chapter Twelve: Tactical Assault Boar from 2019-12-31T00:00

Adventurer's Local 381 continue their assault on the Yuan-Ti pyramid, and slay many of the snek-bominations. Can they sneak past the Guarder-Snakes and what do they keep in their kitchens? Will the...

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Chapter Eleven: Steppin' on Snek from 2019-11-16T00:00

Our desert trek continues, and even the most vicious of Snake People act as the slimmest of speed bumps. But one question remains, when does Princess SparkleKnickers show up?

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Chapter Ten: Dragon Checkers from 2019-11-11T00:00

Somewhere in the desert a hit is called against the Faerim, will they be obliterated by Adventurers Local 381? Will we find out what's in the box? Who can truly understand the complexities of Drago...

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We Sail Things: Chapter Three from 2019-10-19T00:00

What's the best way to scout out a filthy, undead laden vessel? How much strain do Spider-Shoes™ apply to your ankles? And how does one kill that which has no life? Find out as our foul-mouthed adv...

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We Sail Things: Chapter Two from 2019-10-13T00:00

We Slay Things returns (!!!) with another vulgar, murderous, piratical adventure on the "high" seas! The second installment of our aquatic adventure will leave you reaching for your Orcish Clam Jui...

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Chapter Nine: The Take a Wish Foundation from 2019-07-12T00:00

Welcome esteemed friend, to another astounding chapter in the journey of Adventurers Local 381! The slaying continues as we murder helpless minions, chat with some other much friendlier minions, an...

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We Sail Things: Chapter One from 2019-06-22T00:00

Welcome to a We Slay Thing's first SIDE QUEST, where we venture away from our usual team of louts and play pirate, in part one of a new nautical adventure. What happens? I don't know! I haven't eve...

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Chapter Seven – Dragons & Dragons from 2019-05-17T00:00

We Slay Things Chapter Seven, where we finally encounter half of the title of the game!

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Chapter Six – Genies And Sandstorms from 2019-04-28T00:00

Our trek across the desert continues. We get grossed out by a rot troll, we get lost in a huge storm, and we AH-HA-HA decide to help Will Smith the Genie murder his hated Efreeti enemy.

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Chapter Five: Pay The Stinky Troll Toll from 2019-03-23T00:00

While training camels on our trip into the deserts of Faerûn, we introduce another member of Adventurers local 381: a powerful Dwarven Paladin named Emberlynn... who goes onto almost singlehandedly...

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Chapter Three: The bigger they are, the harder they get stabbed in the a*** from 2019-02-23T00:00

Welcome to We Slay Things, chapter three! We continue our murderous spree... but what is Meemaw doing with those ball bearings?

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We Slay Things
Chapter One: We Slay Things from 2019-01-25T00:00

You may ask yourself, How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife! Well bub, this is better than your lousy house and spouse, We Write Things presents ...

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We Slay Things
Chapter One: We Slay Things from 2019-01-25T00:00

You may ask yourself, How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife! Well bub, this is better than your lousy house and spouse, We Write Things presents ...

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We Slay Things
Chapter One: We Slay Things from 2019-01-25T00:00

You may ask yourself, How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife! Well bub, this is better than your lousy house and spouse, We Write Things presents We S...

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