Podcasts by Weal or Woe

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 16 - Where Do You Go From Here? from 2020-04-16T17:00

In the finale of Chapter Three Mona & the Disaster Boys launch an Ariel assault on Sipronious, the Vez Empire foothold on Rash Qiyah. While Sabux & Anisette rain down fire on the Vez Navy, Mona ...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 15 - Skin Slip&Slide from 2020-04-09T17:00

Hundreds of feet above the frozen continent of Rash Qiyah, our heroes work to bring the battle fortress fully online. Another nightmare for Sabux, only this time something follows the sorcerous ...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 14 - My Name is Nytherax from 2020-04-02T17:00

Our heroes yet stand but one of their number has fallen. Will Anisette ever be the same? Who or what is this strange entity that appears to be a part of the fortress itself?  And what of Bodil? ...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 13 - Suck It, Devil Boy from 2020-03-26T17:00

They started at the bottom and now they’re here; level 3 of this mountain turned military instal ion. Images of majestic dragons and horrific monstrosities have lined the walls of this silvery f...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 12 - Are You Going To War? from 2020-03-19T17:00

Inside of the cave that is not a cave, our heroes take the Height Modulator to the upper floors. What treasures and terrors await them? Find out now on this fiery new verse of Weal or Woe!

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 11 - Acio Map! from 2020-03-12T17:00

After liberating the small arctic village, Sabux has a heart to heart with Gorefang and learns that Bodil may have headed into the mountains with a small band of orcs. Anisette tinkers with a se...

Book 2, Chapter 3 Verse 10 - So Now Everyone Can Fly from 2020-03-05T18:00

Mona & the Disaster Boys launch on Ariel assault on the arctic village in a search of Bodil. Will they find her within?

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Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 9 - Travel Mimosas from 2020-02-27T18:00

Whoever came up with the name "Club Fun Times" clearly didn't understand the nomenclature of clubs.  Our heroes find themselves stuck inside a prison of their own design.  Are Darib's abs hard e...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 8 - Spell Daddy from 2020-02-20T18:00

Our heroes trudge through the vast frozen tundra of Rash Qiyah, on a collision course with Club Fun Times. Their plan: infiltrate the “re-education” camp and make contact with someone ned Netty....

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 7 - Are You Guys Spies? from 2020-02-13T18:00

Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Mona & the Disaster Boys find themselves in the midst of the exploratory arm of the Vez military. Hoping to find answers and allies, our heroes head to t...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 6 - The Most Least Sexiest Thing from 2020-02-06T18:00

Their scripts in hand, Mona & the Disaster Boys prepare themselves for their most challenging mission yet; to put on a play! Will they remember their lines? Will they trip when they walk on stag...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 5 - Sea of Bones from 2020-01-30T18:00

With several days left on their journey across the arctic ocean, Mona & the Disaster Boys must find ways to occupy their time. What else can one do on a boat other than fish, pull rope and look ...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 4 - Do They Kiss? Do They Kiss? from 2020-01-23T18:00

Our heroes set sail on Dragon’s Breath, the trusty bessal of Capt. Jonathan Forsmoore. With a jaunty crew, Mona & the Disaster Boys set sail from the seaport of Marconia to the militaristic colo...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 3 - Best Chowder In the Empire from 2020-01-16T18:00

Safely atop Baceth’s tower, our heroes find themselves in a nicely appointed study. The wizard Baceth has many answers, but what questions will our heroes ask and where will they ask to go? What...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 2 - I Hate Clean Passageways from 2020-01-09T18:00

Mona and the Disaster boys find themselves inside the rumored dangerous wizards tower.  Will our heroes be able to make it through the tower unscathed? Why do Mona and Anisette smell like BBQ? I...

Book 2, Chapter 3, Verse 1 - Show Her Your Thing from 2020-01-02T18:00

Reunited and it feels so good! Reunited and it’s understood. Safe and sound in the town of Caspian, Mona & the Disaster Boys are back together! Now, our three heroes must figure out their next t...

Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 8 - Here We Are, Just Trying To Save the World from 2019-12-26T19:00

Out of the Skald-Berg mountains and into the Grand Kingdom of Kasan, our two groups of heroes are on a collision course with each other. Will their paths intersect? What will happen to Tucker? W...

Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 7 - Let's Have A Threesome! from 2019-12-26T18:00

The Disaster Boys lay siege to the quaint little river village while Mona faces off against a foul demon. What’s short, has two arms, four legs, and crawls? Find out now on this sintilating new ...

Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 6 - Dire is Fantasy For Big from 2019-12-19T19:00

After some strange dreams and prophetic writings, our heroes blaze a new trail to reunite. Will their dreams come true? What of these new prophecies from the enigmatic Grundel Darha? Find out no...

Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 5 - Dreaming from 2019-12-19T18:00

Mona leads her band of refugees into he dwarven shtettle as Anisette and Sabux enter the cabin of the elusive Grundel Darha. What mysteries and wonders await our three heroes? Find out on this d...

Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 4 - I'm Not There You Can't Yell At Me from 2019-12-12T19:00

A gang of Shargoth ambush Mona and her refuges on their march to freedom. Meanwhile, the Disaster Boys investigate a circle of strange, ancient standing stones and face their greatest fears. Wha...

Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 3 - Sometimes You Gotta Move Back to Move Forward from 2019-12-12T18:00

Reunited around the table, but not on Tychon. Our heroes forge their own path as our DM struggles to run two campaigns at the same time. Don’t split the party is possibly the most overused and o...

Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 2 - The Disaster Boys from 2019-12-05T19:00

Together but alone, Anisette and Sabux must find a place to rest after destroying the dwarven adamantine mine. Where in the frozen peaks of the Skald-Berg mountains can they find succor? Will th...

Book 2, Chapter 2, Verse 1 - Mona from 2019-12-05T18:00

 Separated from her comrades but noy alone, Mona must struggle to bring the slaves she rescued to freedom. Will she have enough on her own? Will she find allies among these slaves turned refuges...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 25 - See You In Another Life from 2019-11-28T18:00

Not all treasures are material. Mona & the Disaster Boys head through the tunnel found in the tomb of Orothrax into the dwarven mine. This verse is a game changer.

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Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 24 - We've Made A Horrible Mistake from 2019-11-21T19:00

Sabux, Anisette, & Mona decide to have one more encounter before reaching the dwarven mines, but will it cost them their lives? Find in now on Weal or Woe’s most stressful and intense episode to...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 23 - Take That Up the Acid from 2019-11-21T18:00

Still hot from their first taste of dwarven blood, Mona & the Disaster Boys must battle their way to the adamantine mines. Will they get there in time? What’s that sound I hear in the distance? ...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 22 - This Isn't Where I Parked My Car from 2019-11-14T19:00

The morning after the shargoth attack, our heroes come face to face with a patrol of dwarves who must litter these mountains. Will a group of four dwarves be enough to slow our heroes down? Have...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 21 - Mardok from 2019-11-14T18:00

As Sabux, Anisette, and Mona trek through the Skald-Berg mountains, our heroes stumble across several strange and dangerous encounters. Will one of them spell their doom? Find out now on this ho...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 20 - Six Seconds and You're Done! from 2019-11-07T19:00

The winged monstrosity dead at their feet, the halfling warrior’s head separated from her body. Mona’s scythe dripping with the blood of her foes. Our heroes stand triumphant on the field of vic...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 19 - Conga Line of Death from 2019-11-07T18:00

Having roused the winged, scaled monstrosity Mona & the Disaster Boys must use every last trick in the arsenal to survive. Will it be enough? What tricks does the monster have in store for our h...

Interlude - Monster Hearts 4 of 2 - No Fear Tank Top from 2019-10-31T18:00

Our Halloween episodes are for adults only and are not meant for everyone. They contain, sex, violence, trauma, and other potential triggers. Listen at your own discretion.

We catch up wi...

Interlude - Monster Hearts - 3 of 2 - You Can Only Die Once from 2019-10-31T17:00

 Our Halloween interludes are not meant for everyone. They contain sex, violence, talks of suicide, teen angst, and a heavy creep factor. They are adult only and totally not safe for work. Liste...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 18 - You're Humannoying Right Now from 2019-10-24T18:00

Upon returning to the safety of Arine’s cave, our heroes find Mona’s ex-lover embroiled in heated conversation with a red headed woman. Who is this stranger and what does she want? Will Mona & t...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 17 - I Feel 5 Less Better At Swimming from 2019-10-24T17:00

Four unmarked graves. Four nameless tombstones. Will Mona & the Disaster Boys solve the puzzle in time? If so, what treasures, or horrors, await through the gigantic stone door? Find out in this...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 16 - Tug Three Times If You're Dead from 2019-10-17T18:00

Having thoroughly explored the upper chambers of the Sacred Caves and uncovered the secret entrance leading down into the ancient catacombs; our heroes decend into darkness. What terrors await t...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 15 - I'm Not A Phlebotomist from 2019-10-17T17:00

Having survived the fight of their llives, our heroes explore in inner sanctum of the Sacred Caves searing for artifacts, and for Kati. Will they find them? Find out on this new verse of Weal or...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 14 - You're Elixing Blood Right Now from 2019-10-10T18:24:21

They must fight for their lives against the toughest beast they’ve faced so far. Two will fall. Will they rise again? Find out in this exciting new verse of Weal or Woe!

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Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 13 - Touch it With Your Snake from 2019-10-10T17:00

Will Anisette, Mona, and Sabux find their way through the tricks and traps of the sacred caves? If they do, what will they find waiting for them at the end? Friend or foe? Boon or bane? Find out...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 12 - What the Fox is This? from 2019-10-03T18:00

 Parting ways with Mona’s ex-lover, our heroes plunge into the inky black abyass of the sacred caves. What dangers await therein? Will they find the artifact for which they seek? What is hairy o...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 11 - History is a Mess from 2019-10-03T17:00

After a long journey in the air to Lystrania nears its end, our heroes must decide what to do next.  Where will they land in Lystrania?  Will Mona have any friends in her hometown?  Will Sabux f...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 10 - Paper Mache Hooks from 2019-09-26T18:00

After surviving the fight with the celestials, Anisette scrambles to save Rum Beard and Thirsty Whale as Mona and Sabux riffle through the pockets of the fallen angels. This search leads to more...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 9 - Grab Your Ranged Weapons! from 2019-09-26T17:00

Soaring through the grey skies some 650 feet (200 meters) above the choppy Sulah sea, our heroes must choose between having the Salty Kraken boarded by angels or defying the holy law of the Vez-...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 8 - A Fistful of Dwarves from 2019-09-19T18:00

 Settled into the Bosque woods for the evening, Anisette and Ugly Eye make un unsettling discovery amongst the trees. What will our heroes do? Find out now on this verse of Weal or Woe!

T...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 7 - Mona's Tale from 2019-09-19T17:00

After a night of catching up with old friends and mourning the loss of fallen comrades, our Anisette, Mona & Sabux meet a band of characters possibly weirder than themselves. Climb aboard the Sa...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 6 - You Have That Spell? I Love That Spell. What Does That Spell Do? from 2019-09-12T18:00

Jumped by a much more powerful version of a familiar foe, our heroes must fight for their lives while still coming down off their mushroom high. Will Anisette, Mona & Sabux all reach Fort Kalifa...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 5 - Naw Bro, He Died from 2019-09-12T17:00

After the surviving the battle with the two etins, Mona & the Disaster Boys continue north towards Fort Kalifas. Along the way our heroes speak to the dead, battle wits with a deity, fly on gold...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 4 - Boob Holdin' Hand Layin' from 2019-09-05T18:00

Our heroes face off with another “trival” encounter that rocks their world. By the end of the fight only one of our heroes remains standing. Who will it be? Find out in this verse of Weal or Woe...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 3 - Never Had to Knock On Wood from 2019-09-05T17:00

We begin this verse by taking a look inside the minds of three delegates sent to Queen Dido after the queen’s request for aid from the Grand Kingdom of Kasan.  Who are these three citizens of Ka...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 2 - Friends that do Hand Stuff from 2019-08-29T18:00

After suffering large losses of life in Melach, our heroes meet back up at The 9 Hells to discuss, “what comes next?”  How will our heroes move on from the tragedy?  Who is to blame and what can...

Book 2, Chapter 1, Verse 1 - Deep Anxiety in My Soul from 2019-08-29T17:00

In the wake of a massive explosion that rocked the city of Melach, our heroes learn to move on 6 months later from the tragedy that struck this great city.  Will our heroes lose people they care...

Chapter 5, Verse 12 - Live and Let Die from 2019-08-08T18:00

This is it. Our super-sized, extra-large, quadruple-decker season finale! Anisette, Mona & Sabux enter the demon realm of Padar to breech the fortress of the Serpent King and conquer his labyrin...

Chapter 5, Verse 11 - I Made Our Minis Hug from 2019-08-08T17:00

 Having teleported into the midst of a prison camp, our heroes stand in the shadow of the camp’s defender, a massive statue in the likeness of the One True God of the Vez Empire, and it looks pi...

Chapter 5, Verse 10 - Say Oh Goodness One More Time... from 2019-08-01T18:00

Mona & the Disaster Boys must get Professor Wolfstone outside of the anti-magic field before they are overwhelmed by stone golems. At least they’re lesser stone golems?

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Chapter 5, Verse 9 - That’s Why I’m Primal Like This from 2019-08-01T17:00

  Having made contact with the beautiful and mysterious Maven Kraft, our heroes head to the campus of R.A.D. to liberate Professor Wolfstone from his Vez empire captors. 

            Than...

Chapter 5, Verse 8 - Wait...Are We Rolling Athletics? from 2019-07-25T18:00

 Aboard the Claymore, our heroes sail their way across the Sulah sea, ‘round the Horn of Benjamin and up the Gebal river to the capital city of Riverwood. With the help of a young street urchin ...

Chapter 5, Verse 7 - Ding Dong the Jeff is Dead from 2019-07-25T17:00

After defeating one of their most hated foes, Mona & the Disaster Boys investigate warehouse 19 before heading back to 8 Hells to discuss their next move. Will they make it back there safely? Fi...

Chapter 5, Verse 6 - Meat in the Disaster Boys Sandwich from 2019-07-18T18:00

 Anisette, Mona and Sabux face off against their hated foe, Jeff.

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Chapter 5, Verse 5 - Mona Did It from 2019-07-18T17:00

A horrific scene greets our heroes as they investigate Randy’s apartment.  Bloody boot prints lead form the window to the alley outside. Where do they lead? What will our heores find there? Find...

Chapter 5, Verse 4 - I Like Drinking Outside from 2019-07-11T18:00

As Mona and Sabux “investigate” the opium den beneath The Void, Anisate and Tiffany grill Billiam the bouncer for information on their missing friends, Pandu and Kyle. Not finding them at The Vo...

Chapter 5, Verse 3 - Just the Guy Who Ended the World from 2019-07-11T17:00

After a bustling night at the 9 Hells & 9 Belles, our heroes can finally start to search for their missing friend. Will Pandu have the answers they seek? Will they be sucked in by The Void? Find...

Chapter 5, Verse 2 - The Best Kind Of Lie from 2019-07-04T18:00

 Anisette, Mona and Sabux have a meeting with Queen Dido, then come to a world changing revelation.

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Chapter 5, Verse 1 - Accounting: The Roleplaying Game from 2019-07-04T17:00

Mona & the Disaster Boys find their homecoming not as joyous as they would have hoped. The 9 Hells is out of booze, the Belles haven’t been paid in weeks, prices have skyrocketed. That’s not eve...

Chapter 4, Verse 29 - Night Thing In A Dusty Study from 2019-06-27T18:00

 Mona & the Disaster Boys uncover some truths about the original purpose of these forsaken ruins, then receive strange tiding at the home of Grundle Darha. Needing to get Tevin and Torak back to...

Chapter 4, Verse 28 - Tevin&Torak from 2019-06-27T17:00

Finally reaching the ancient ruins outside of Rosa, our heros stumble into the the idle of a blood-soaked ritual. Will they be in time to save Reshi’s parents and prevent the entrenal corruption...

Chapter 4, Verse 27 - Hostie With the Mostie from 2019-06-20T18:00

Now looking their best, our unlikely heroes trek into the Bosque woods hoping to find the ancient ruins and stop the blood sacrifice. Will they be in time? The team comes across a spooky message...

Chapter 4, Verse 26 - Thighs of War from 2019-06-20T17:00

Faced with a grisly murder scene, our heroes split up to fetch the authorities and further search the DeLavaeil’s house. Once the premises is secured, our champions of justice quest to get some ...

Chapter 4, Verse 25 - The Hinky Die Dies from 2019-06-13T18:00

Faced with another puzzle from the amazing Wally D, our heroes must use all their wits to find their way out. Will they find Reshi’s parents? Will they get a message to Professor Wolfstone? Will...

Chapter 4, Verse 24 - I'll See You In Another Life from 2019-06-13T17:00

With their plans set and their goodbyes said, our heroes set out towards Fort Kalifas and the Finger Bones. Mona & the Disaster Boys leave Darib behind but have a new friend joinging them. Will ...

Chapter 4, Verse 23 - I'm not thinking, I'm doing from 2019-06-06T18:00

What is this strangulations knife our heroes found? Will their new friend, Reshi, be able to identify its properties? Will this newly forged quartet leave the keep of the sorcerer king unscathed...

Chapter 4, Verse 22 - Reshi from 2019-06-06T17:00

A new ally arrives from an unexpected quarter. Plans are made. Something interesting is found in the dungeons of the sorcerer king.

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Chapter 4, Verse 21 - Trash Heroes from 2019-05-30T18:00

Down deep in a trash pit, our reluctant heroes hurry to free the fifty goblins that are being held captive somewhere in the bowls of the keep. Will they make it in time?

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Chapter 4, Verse 20 - That Ain’t Cow from 2019-05-30T17:00

With the Daughter of Hate out of the way, the party should be rejoicing in their victory and looting the body, but why hasn’t the Blind Rat cracked his beer?

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Chapter 4, Verse 19 - I Forgot About the Laser Boobs from 2019-05-23T18:00

Reunited within the keep of the sorcerer king, Mona & the Disaster Boys ascend to the heights of the keep to finally face off against the Daughter of Hate and stop her vile ritual. Will they mak...

Chapter 4, Verse 18 - Flutterbys In Your Tum-Tum from 2019-05-23T17:00

Split up, our heroes know that the Daughter of Hate awaits them. She does not sit idly by, however. She has portals to open and a world to destroy. Will Mona & the Disaster Boys make it to the t...

Chapter 4, Verse17 - The Only Pain I Ever Gnome from 2019-05-16T18:00

Inside the walls of the keep of the Sorcerer King, our heroes totally blow the element of surprise, but make a very unexpected friend. Will Mona & the Disaster Boys survive their first ever sigh...

Chapter 4, Verse 16 - Four Corners of A Circle from 2019-05-16T17:00

 Having come upon the Keep of the Sorcerer king, the ancient structure about which nothing will have to get retcon’ed in the next verse, Anisette, Darib Mona & Sabux aim to sneak their way insid...

Chapter 4, Verse 15 - Baptism of Bastardness from 2019-05-09T18:00

After saying their heartfelt goodbyes, Anisette, Mona & Sabux travel back to Melach for, if not the 1st, then most certainly the steamiest group shower scene in TTRPG actual-play podcasting hist...

Chapter 4, Verse 14 - Friends Don't Take Friends Body's from 2019-05-09T17:00

Our heroes, split up with no plan to meet again, discover the fallout from their actions in Verse 13.  Where will Mona go in her jet with Chaini?  Does Mona have a choice where she goes?  Will S...

Chapter 4, Verse 13 - Playing Cards While the World Ends from 2019-05-02T18:00

With their plans in motion, Mona & The Disaster Boys prepare to bring the pain to the forces of the Daughter of Hate. Will Chaini’s ghost be a good house guest? Will Anisette make it down to the...

Chapter 4, Verse 12 - Shaft Manipulation from 2019-05-02T17:00

The heat is on in the Wealhouse as Anisette, Mona & Sabux must overcome themselves to save a life once dear. With the Daughter of Hate’s force, led by the foul Morarte, closing in on our heroes,...

Chapter 4, Verse 11 - I Got A 4! from 2019-04-25T18:00

In the 11th Verse of our 4th Chapter, Our heroes, feeling reinvigorated, attempt to head up to the main level and fly themselves out of there. But a few enemies may lie in their way. Will our he...

Chapter 4, Verse 10 - The Pump Primes Backward from 2019-04-25T17:00

After defeating the insane spirit of Dakon, the commander of the military base, our heroes are faced with one of the most dreaded foes. A puzzle. Can they solve it before the run out of time (or...

Chapter 4, Verse 9 - We Can Beat Him from 2019-04-18T18:00

Finally delving into the deepest reaches of the military instillation, Mona, Anisette and Sabux find the entrance to the Way Gates, but someone thing stands in their way? Will they be able to ov...

Chapter 4, Verse 8 - Perception Check from 2019-04-18T17:00

Anisette, Mona & Sabux race against time to find the key card that will grant them access to the mysterious Way Gates, located on the level below. Our heroes conceive a desperate plan to distrac...

Chapter 4, Verse 7 - It Ain't Fun Dip from 2019-04-11T17:00

 Anisette. Mona and Sabux fight for their lives against the twisted, malformed, undead elves that stand between our three heroes and the stange box with the greenish glow. Will Mona’s past come ...

Chapter , Verse 6 - My Hero Points Hurt from 2019-04-04T18:00

 Having defeated the lone ghast, our heroes dive deeper into the mysterious of this strange place. What will they find in the cavernous halls of the elven installation? Does Jobu have any answer...

Chapter 4, Verse 5 - Biggest Genitals You Ever Saw from 2019-04-04T17:00

 Upon defeating the base’s cleaning service, our heroes find themselves faced with wonders the likes they have never seen. Except, perhaps, Mona. Will our triad be able to harness this new-found...

Chapter 4, Verse 4 - A Trivial Encounter from 2019-03-28T18:00

Mona & The Disaster Boys face off against a familiar foe as they explore what was hidden behind the secret passage Sabux found in the canyon wall. Thank you so much for listening and a super spe...

Chapter 4, Verse 3 - I'll Bend Your Canyon from 2019-03-28T17:00

Leaping from the backs of soaring dire bats, our triumphant triad plunges down into the jaws of the enemy encampment. What will they find waiting for them? Thank you so much for listening and a ...

Chapter 4, Verse 2 - Super Baby from 2019-03-21T18:00

After a week of travel fraught with heartache and disaster, our heroes take some much needed time to decompress with the soldiers of Fort Califas.  Will our three adventurers be able to hold the...

Chapter 4, Verse 1 - He Thinks He's A Wizard from 2019-03-21T17:00

 Safe behind the walls of Fort Kalifias and reunited with Robin at long last, of intrepid adventurers make plans with Commander Dasha and try to phathom what the Moarte and the Daughter of Hate ...

Chapter 3, Verse 16 - Shroom Stew from 2019-03-14T18:00

Scattered across the plains and burdened with yet another tragic loss, our heroes must find their own way to Fort Kaifas. Mona, fresh grief weighing on the proud warrior like a millstone, turns ...

Chapter 3, Verse 15 - I Give You Tacos You Give Me This from 2019-03-14T17:17:23

Anisette and Sabux, better known as the Disaster Boys, come face to face with a familiar foe as they seek answers from the dead. Meanwhile and miles away Baru, Mona and ...

Chapter 3, Verse 14 - There's Your Guidance Sound from 2019-03-07T19:00

As our heroes, all beaten and battered yet victorious, nurse their wounds and come to grip with Robin's disappearance, they explore the long house and find some unknown relics. Our five companio...

Chapter 3, Verse 13 - Back to Back Murder Champ from 2019-03-07T18:00

Swarmed by hyenas and with the Hurler still on the prowl, our noble warriors fight for their lives as questions about Robin's departure arise. Will Sabux's demonic power be the death of them all...

Chapter III, Verse XII - Take the Girl from 2019-02-28T18:00

In the twelfth verse of our third chapter, Beset by enemies on all sides, Anisette, Mona, and Sabux fight for their lives and for the lives of their friends and companions. With hyenas literally...

Chapter 3, Verse11 - He's Got A Song In His Heart, It's Called Bourbon from 2019-02-21T19:00

In the 11th verse of our 3rd chapter, Anisette and Baru go on the prowl and our heroes brace themselves for the arrival of The Hurler. What is The Hurler and what in the all Nine Hells does it h...

Chapter 3, Verse 10 - It's Australian For Beer from 2019-02-21T18:00

In the 10th verse of our 3rd chapter, our heroes step out of the frying pan and into the fire. It’s said that the best laid plans never survive contact with the enemy; will the machinations of o...

Chapter 3, Verse 9 - Oh Good, Skellys from 2019-02-14T19:00

In the 9th verse of our 3rd chapter, will our heroes, weakened and depleted, have what it takes to survive as yet more enemies join the battle? Find out now in this exciting new verse of our ong...

Chapter 3, Verse 8 - Maveth Told Me to Say Hello from 2019-02-14T18:00

In the 8th episode of our 3rd chapter our band of heroes, trapped inside the sheltering walls of the Rashndi village, scramble to fortify their position and formulate an escape plan. Why aren’t ...

Chapter 3, Verse 7 - This is A Topical Assault from 2019-02-07T19:00

Outpacing their pursuers, our band of heroes find sanctuary within the sheltering walls of the abandoned Rashindu village, but will it last? What’s that in the ski? It’s a giant eagle! It’s a fl...

Chapter 3, Verse 6 - That's Dumb, I Love You from 2019-02-07T18:00

In the 6th verse of our 3rd chapter, our heroes trek ever closer to Fort Kalifas, we learn about hammocks, the most evil adventurer ever to walk the planet, and what Darib says in his sleep. The...

Chapter 3, Verse 5 - Not With A 2 Baru from 2019-01-31T18:59:35

In the 5th verse of our 3rd chapter, our heroes do battle with a LAND SHARK! Will the players be able to take down such a vicious beast? Will they be able to protect Robin in their first true ba...

Chapter 3, Verse 4 - Roll Free, Drink Hard from 2019-01-31T18:00

In the 4th verse of our 3rd chapter, our intrepid adventurers plunge deeper into the Rashindu Plains, we uncover some secrets about our heroes, their companions and the ...

Chapter 3, Verse3 - Fancy Pony from 2019-01-24T19:00

In the third verse of our third chapter, our heroes journey out into the plains.  Will they endure in the dangerous Rashindu Plains?  Will they find Fort Wiz Khalifas?  Will Robin make stronger ...

Chapter 3, Verse 2 - You Stop Grumping, Grumpy Pants from 2019-01-24T18:00

In the second verse of our third chapter, our heroes come down off the high of the ball and plan out their next move.  Will they head in to the Rashindu Plains?  Who will actually come with them...

Chapter 3, Verse 1 - Cute Girl Bop from 2019-01-17T19:00

In the 1st verse of our 3rd chapter, our knights of the realm party till the wee hours as guests of honor. Or queen's friends if you will. Will Sabux find a dance partner? Did Tiffany get Aniset...

Chapter 2, Verse 24 - Bow to Butlers, Kneel to Queens from 2019-01-17T18:00

In the 24th verse of our 2nd chapter, our heroes get ready for an extended absence from Melach before they attend the Queen's award ceremony. Can Mona leave the 9 Bells in the hands of a drill S...

Chapter 2, Verse 23 - Welcome To Ropa! from 2019-01-10T18:26:19

In the 23rd verse of our second chapter, our heroes make final arrangements before heading off to visit the queen. Will Mona be able to protect Robin? Will Anisette do the right thing with Tiffa...

Chapter 2, Verse 22 - Black Velvet from 2019-01-10T18:00

In the 22nd verse of our second chapter, our heroes meet with the Buff Tan Santa Claus, Ian, to decide what needs to be done next to protect the Refugees and the citizens of Melach. Will our her...

Chapter 2, Verse 21 - Rage Boner from 2019-01-03T18:02

In the 21st verse of our second chapter, our heroes finish up their dates and get back to business. They schedule a meeting with Ian to figure out how to move forward. What should our heroes do?...

Chapter 2, Verse 20 - Kiss Me With Your Blood Stained Lips from 2019-01-03T18:00

In the 20th verse of our second chapter, our heroes finish up their menial tasks before heading off to prepare for their date nights. Will Anisette actually ask Tiffany how her day was? Will Mon...

Chapter 2, Verse 19 - Buff Tan Santa Claus from 2018-12-27T18:02

In Verse 19 of our second Chapter, our heroes begin another day in Melach taking care of business. Who visits Sabux in the dead of the night? Will the 9 Hells/9 Belles withstand the meddling of ...

Chapter 2, Verse 18 - Hamilton, Hamilcar, Hannibal from 2018-12-27T18:00

In Verse 18 of our Second Chapter, Anisette, Mona, and Sabux accompany the band of refugees back to Melach. Will the caravan be attacked night after night? Will their loved ones forgive Another ...

Chapter 2, Verse 17 - Cursed Gnoll More from 2018-12-20T18:02

In the 17th verse of our second chapter, our heroes fight off the incoming Gnoll ambush. Will our heroes be able to slay all of the beasts before any more refugees are harmed? Will Anisette be v...

Chapter 2, Verse 16 - Juicy Doo We Do from 2018-12-20T18:00

In the 16th verse of our second chapter, our heroes speak with Hannibal about the dangers they had encountered in the Rashindu Plains. They begin to travel back to the city to save the refugees ...

Chapter 2, Verse 15 - Boobies of Life from 2018-12-13T18:02

In the 15th verse of our second chapter, our heroes leave town with a small platoon of the city guard to investigate claims of gnolls attacking refugees on the way in to Melach.  Do we find out ...

Chapter 2, Verse14 - "Splorch!" from 2018-12-13T18:00

In the 14th verse of our second chapter, our heroes mull over the evenings events.  Will Sabux make it out of jail?  Will Anisette get to speak to Sophonisba?  Will Mona take Robin out to brunch...

Chapter 2, Verse 13 - Pizza Rolls!!! from 2018-12-06T18:11:59

In the thirteenth verse of our second chapter, our heroes find out how badly trapped doors are. They explore the tower and make their way back to civilization. Does Sabux punch somebody in the f...

Chapter 2, Verse 12 - Matt Demon from 2018-12-06T18:01:22

In the twelfth verse of our second chapter, our heroes recover from their battle with the gelatinous cube.  Broken, fatigued, and running low on fighting materials they continue their exploratio...

Chapter 2, Verse 11 - See the Size of That Chicken? from 2018-11-29T18:02

In the 11th verse, our heroes blunder from one dangerous encounter to the next and find themselves in a deeper peril than they expect. Will they use their skills to avoid a fight? Can they leave...

Chapter 2, Verse 10 - Zombie Blood in my Mouth from 2018-11-29T18:00

In the 10th verse of our tale, Anisette, Mona, and Sabux venture down to explore the underground city. Will they uncover ancient secrets? Who or what inhabits the derelict streets? Will they fin...

Interlude - Q&A Number 1 from 2018-11-25T13:00

Question everything!! Okay well maybe just us. Join us for a special q&a episode to learn the tastiest brews in Melach, Mona’s main beef with her faith, our inspiration and more!

Chapter 2, Verse 9 - Your Taint Has Been Removed from 2018-11-22T18:02

In the ninth verse of our second chapter, our heroes chat more with Ian about the mystery of Satviki's random word "Riverwood" What can it mean and how does it connect to the demon attacks happe...

Chapter 2, Verse 8 - Blood Type is D+ from 2018-11-22T18:00

In the eighth verse of our second chapter, our heroes begin by after a squabble was had and they go their separate ways.  Ian makes his presence a little bigger in Melach.  Do our heroes figure ...

Chapter 2, Verse 7 - Make You Look Like a Peacock from 2018-11-18T13:00

In the seventh verse of our second chapter, our heroes must prepare themselves to meet Queen Dido!  Whoa!  Does Sabux really like Samantha like THAT?  Will Mona get rid of this itch on her arm? ...

Chapter 2, Verse 6 - Bow, B.O.W, Bastards of the Warrens from 2018-11-15T18:03:25

In the sixth verse of our second chapter, our heroes unite at The good ol' 9 Hells to discuss future plans. An unexpected guest then arrives to discuss something. Have our heroes crimes been dis...

Chapter 2, Verse 5 - For Sure the Big Spoon from 2018-11-15T18:00

In the fifth verse of our second chapter, our heroes figure out what to do with the boat they just commandeered.  We discover what joy? money brings them.  Will Mona find out where she went wron...

Chapter 2, Verse 4 - Best Tie Job in the World from 2018-11-08T17:01

In the fourth verse of our second chapter, our heroes make their way on to The Sea Tramp and set forth on an adventure!  1,000 platinum is the treasure, in a heist that is in no way close to an ...

Chapter 2, Verse 3 - What Do You Know About the Sea Tramp from 2018-11-08T17:00

In the third verse of our second chapter, our heroes venture forth to meet their second member of the Saba’a.  What will Karesh have to say?  Will Sindry’s skills be able to assist our heroes in...

Interlude - Monster Hearts - 2 of 2 - Some Sweet Lovin from 2018-10-31T15:01

In the second interlude episode, we learn more about the evil possessing strings on Meg.  We learn more about Zane and how he handles his testosterone fueled Senior year.  Lenora learns a lot of...

Interlude - Monster Hearts - 1 of 2 - Wavy Fingers from 2018-10-31T15:00

Welcome to James O'Barr High in the town of Point Grey.  The year is 1996.  Join in as our weird crew role-plays all of our deepest, darkest, carnal desires as high schoolers.  If you're a fan o...

Chapter 2, Verse 2 - Sisterhood of the Traveling Demon Pants from 2018-10-25T17:01

In the second verse of our second chapter, our heroes meet with Sophonisba to seek permission to pull their “hero?” Quest of saving the 1,000pp held by the Vez Empire.  Will Anisette blow his ch...

Chapter 2, Verse 1 - Oh! So Many Gloryholes! from 2018-10-25T17:00

In the first verse of our second chapter, our heroes return to the upper lands of the Warrens and find out what happens next after earning gold and saving so many lives in the Warrens.  Will Ani...

Chapter 1, Verse 21 - Robin My Wayfinder from 2018-10-18T16:59

In the final verse of this chapter, our heroes move deeper into the underground city.  Will they spare the life of this helpless wererat?  Will our heroes be able to thwart Gisko's plot of destr...

Chapter 1, Verse 20 - She Has Only Got to Say Silence and Death from 2018-10-12T02:55:24

In the 20th verse of our tale our heroes further explore the city underneath the city of Melach.  Will our heroes save the children they found?  Will they keep the party together with two tasks ...

Chapter 1, Verse 19 - All I Got Was This Lousy Casserole from 2018-10-11T22:06:36

In the 19th verse of our tale our heroes spend some time to collect themselves and ponder the way ahead. Will they venture down the long dark stairwell? Can Tiffany sense the traps ahead? What w...

Chapter 1, Verse 18 - Not a Crit But a Hit from 2018-10-04T17:01

In the 18th verse of our tale, WE ENCOUNTER OUR FIRST PUZZLE!  Do our heroes solve the puzzle?  As they enter a spooky mansion, will our heroes catch eyes with Gisgo?  Will they fight or flee?  ...

Chapter 1, Verse 17 - Let's See How Hard You Pray from 2018-10-04T17:00

In the 17th verse of our tale, we find out the ethical alignment of our stressed out adventurers.  Does Pandu survive the interaction he encountered?  Does Sabux like Esh or does he LIKE, LIKE E...

Chapter 1, Verse 16 - Everybody's a Rogue At Their Art from 2018-09-27T17:01

In the 16th verse of our tale, we follow Maul to the end of the line in the high rise condominium.  We learn how to say "Shut the F**K up" in infernal.  Does Tiffany make for a good adventurer? ...

Chapter 1, Verse 15 - Drowned in a Brook from 2018-09-27T17:00

In the 15th verse of our tale, we take some MORE time to figure out how the financial world of Melach works.  We investigate the mysterious address we found on the Ratperson’s body.  Will we EVE...

Chapter 1, Verse 14 - The Pink and Smooth Clause from 2018-09-21T00:04:50

In the 14th verse of our tale, we learn what happened after the long night at The 9 Hells.  We figure out a few more places that should sponsor us.  And we find out why we really need to find Pa...

Chapter 1, Verse 13 - The Taste That Kids Love from 2018-09-20T23:49:20

In the 13th verse of our tale, Sabux learns how to run a bar all on his own.  Tiffany prepares for adventure, and Pink and Smooth perform the most punk rock show you’ve ever not actually heard. ...

Chapter 1, Verse 12 - Mom! Let's Do Some Shots! from 2018-09-13T17:05:26

In the twelfth verse of our tale, our heroes discover the fate of The 9 Hells after the passing of Iron.  Who will run The 9 Hells moving forward?  Will Anisette be able to get ready for his dat...

Chapter 1, Verse 11 - Don't Counter Talk Me Boy from 2018-09-13T17:05:20

In the eleventh verse of our tale, the chaos of the Battle at Graveyard Hill has calmed and the fallout begins.  Our heroes prepare to move forward with their lives after the horrors they witnes...

Chapter 1, Verse 10 - I Feel Happy of Myself from 2018-09-06T20:20:09

In the tenth verse of our tale, things continue to go bad for our heroes as we wait on tenterhooks to find out the fate of Sabux.  Does Sabux survive the skeleton hit?  Does Anisette run away af...

Chapter 1, Verse 9 - Just Enough to See My Little Goblin Butt from 2018-09-06T20:18:41

In the ninth verse of our tale, our heroes honor the life of Sabux’s grandfather Saul by attending his funeral.  Does the funeral go as planned?  Does Sabux learn more about his grandfather?  Do...

Chapter 1, Verse 8 - Nobody Bows to Butlers from 2018-08-30T21:17:24

In the eighth verse of our tale, our heroes make their final decisions about whether or not to team up with Sophonisba and murder Gisko.  After the conversation with Sophonisba, they walk Sabux ...

Chapter 1, Verse 7 - I Love Street Meat from 2018-08-30T21:12:09

In the seventh verse of our tale, Mona picks up Sabux from the bar, Anisette wraps up his lovely date with Tiffany, and all of our heroes journey to Sophonisba's house to see what she wants from...

Chapter 1, Verse 6 - May Lystra Bless Your Seed from 2018-08-23T23:17:45

In the sixth verse of our tale, our heroes Anisette, Mona and Sabux go their separate ways to explore three of the treasured locales of Melach.  What will Sabux find in The Void?  How will Anise...

Chapter 1, Verse 5 - Avoid the Void from 2018-08-23T22:17:02

In the fifth verse of our tale, our loveable heroes Anisette, Mona and Sabux meet at the Nine Hells.  They travel across the Warrens making stops along the way at some of Melach's most popular l...

Chapter 1, Verse 4 - How Can A Corner Be Out of Order? from 2018-08-17T00:06:05

In the fourth verse of our tale. Anisette and Sabux look into the Demon attacks across the city while Mona does a bit of (ok...a lot of) day drinking.  We are introduced to some new awesome loca...

Chapter 1, Verse 3 - I Imagine You're Going to Do Something With That Bag of Fish from 2018-08-16T21:28:56

In the third verse of our tale, Anisette, Mona and Sabux travel to the 9 Hells where they meet a handsome and mysterious elf, a dwarf named Iron, and a down on his luck drunk who may or may not ...

Chapter 1, Verse 2 - Four is Also A Number from 2018-08-08T19:45:07

In the second verse of our tale, Anisette, Mona, and Sabux find themselves with blood on their hands after rescuing the halfling leather-worker, Eldon, from a group of thugs. Melach’s Grand Baza...

Chapter 1, Verse 1 - Are There Other Ways? from 2018-08-08T18:47:57

Welcome to the City of Melach! In our introductory episode, our heroes Anisette, Mona, and Sabux begin their adventures together and see what kind of trouble they can get into. Make sure to visi...

Chapter 0 - Preface from 2018-08-06T22:02:58

In which we meet our hosts, learn about our characters, and Laura forgets what game we're playing. Get ready playtesters, we're ramping up fast!