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Episode 377 - Discreet Acts Of Kindness from 2022-02-15T21:38:17
Zoja left Mike in the dust on Valentine’s Day so now Mike has an attitude. The internet makes the same 2 jokes for 4 days straight and Mike makes a startling observation about John Mayer and Coldpl...
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Episode 376 - My 60 Year Old Man Wife from 2022-02-08T20:14:16
Mike and Zoja talk about how neither of them can be right AND shut up about it. Your questions get answered on this episode because Zoja might be an actual scientist now.
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Episode 375 - Bathrooms Off The Food Court from 2022-02-02T04:45:10
Does love actually conquer all?! Mike and Zoja answer your questions from Twitter.
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Episode 374 - Fighting Through Your Filters from 2022-01-24T18:37:16
Mike and Zoja field a bunch of questions from the Discord family and talk about a fight they had less than 24 hours ago.
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Episode 373 - Little Tamale Head from 2022-01-17T20:30:01
Zoja gives advice to "TicTok". Zojas advice is to sell all of your roomates stuff and get uglier friends.
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Episode 373 - Run Around The House Eight Times from 2022-01-10T19:47:48
MIke and Zoja talk about how his mom used to tire him out, the proper response to "thank you" and moving to another planet.
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Episode 371 - New Law Says You Can Spit In Someones Mouth from 2022-01-03T17:53:06
Mike and Zoja talk about their goals for 2022. Weird moments on The Price is Right. What if someone wrote a really good song about missing you. Writing the wrong date gets a name. But more Importan...
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Episode 370 - What To Get The Person That Has Everything from 2021-12-20T20:53:52
Mike and Zoja make several calls to his parents and someone else that thinks they are part of the podcast. But the burning question still remains, what do you get the person that has everything?
Episode 369 - This Christmas Next Year from 2021-12-13T19:06:51
Mike and Zoja are back together at the table. Zoja has a bad attitude this Christmas and Mike makes a song about it.
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Episode 368 - WTOP...FOREVER (Super solo episode) from 2021-12-08T18:52:50
Mike and Zoja are back form the east coast and happy to answer your questions about photography, things to do before you're 40, pizza toppings, tattoos, hometown changes and so much more!
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Episode 367 - You Ever Kick A Soccer Ball Apart? from 2021-11-29T17:25:53
Mike and Zoja are about do go back to the east coast but not before Mike gets completely roasted for the second week in a row.
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Episode 366 - Can You Drink Drink Your Own Piss (Holiday Version) from 2021-11-22T19:46:17
Mike and Zoja talk about food safety after discovering an interesting article written by Canadians.
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Episode 365 - Sometimes You Need To Be Tired from 2021-11-15T18:19:20
The team at WTOP asked you what stories you wanted to hear and he did our best. Zoja talks about how important it is to get tired sometimes and we finally get to the bottom of the “Crossed Up” stor...
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Episode 364 - Subliminal Pee Pee from 2021-11-08T18:19:48
Zoja's sisters come to visit and some guy has sex with one of his best friends. Why not? Also, there's secretly a very pleasant tricking stream in the background of this entire podcast. If you can ...
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Episode 363 - Ask Mike Anything?! from 2021-11-01T20:14:51
Zoja's on vacation with her sisters in Palm Springs so Mike prompts the audience to get drunk on Halloween and ask him anything!
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Episode 362 - Rub it (Audio Fixed....hopefully) from 2021-10-28T01:37:07
Mike and Zoja get ready for a week of shows in Texas with Ali Macofsky. Before they leave they talk about pens, The Price is Right (again) and wether or not Mike is a “cool” guy.
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Episode 361 - Wednesday Adams Goes To Collage from 2021-10-18T21:54:15
Mike and Zoja get ready for a week of shows in Texas with Ali Macofsky. Before they leave they talk about pens, The Price is Right (again) and wether or not Mike is a “cool” guy.
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Episode 360 - We Went To A Wedding And Meep Moop from 2021-10-13T16:26:58
Mike and Zoja go to Chicago and have a blast making fun of everyone with Mikes parents. Zoja forgets one important thing that flips her upside down.
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Episode 359 - Don't Leave Your Cake from 2021-10-04T19:16:20
Mike lets Zoja tag along for golf. We find out what happens if you leave cake laying around Mike at a wedding. What we do for burnout.
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Episode 358 - Zoja Goes To Greece And Piss Basket from 2021-09-28T01:10:04
Zoja is finally back from Greece and talks all about her trip! Find out why the she was told to “get the f**k off the set” by listening now!
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Episode 357 - The Price is Always Right from 2021-09-20T17:13:31
With Zoja away in Greece Mike is left to fend for himself, which works out pretty much as you would expect. Mike answers about 17 of your questions and expresses his love for how Pluto TV has a cha...
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Episode 356 - Girl From Last Week Dm'd Mike from 2021-09-14T04:57:32
Mike gets a DM from the girl that won't hold hands on a second date and the plot thickens.
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Episode 355 - There's Always Boobs In It from 2021-09-07T17:42:58
Mike and Zoja talk about if hand holding is appropriate on a second date and doing stand up to a bunch of cats.
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Episode 354 - Somebody Carpeted In My Throat from 2021-08-30T19:14:41
Mike and Zoja talk about going to dinner at Starbucks, why you don't get the Italian sandwich at Burger King, and laugh at things you shouldn't.
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Episode 353 - And A Girl We Used To Call Scrambled Eggs from 2021-08-24T16:21:18
Mike and Zoja answer a BUNCH of your questions today. Today’s episode also includes the origin story for a girl Zoja used to call “Scrambled Eggs”
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Episode 352 - It's A Celebration Bitches from 2021-08-17T17:11:15
Zoja comes nose to nose with a coyote in Joshua Tree and survives to answer a bunch of your questions with Mike the next day!
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Episode 351 - Artists Way Kinda Day from 2021-08-09T18:38:32
This week Mike and Zoja talk about their Sundays separate. Mike talks about his Artists Way Day looking for records and Zoja talks about her lady date with her friend Rachel.
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Episode 350 - Getting Yatted By Bees from 2021-08-03T03:37:36
We’re BACK after a two week break. Our recharge lasted for approximately 2 days, tops. We recap what It was like to see our family and friends after a year and a half and answer some of your great ...
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Episode 349 - How To Take Winning Pictures from 2021-07-13T05:10:30
Mike picked up a book from 1988 called How to Take Winning Photographs from the vintage store and we read from it for WAY too long. We also got to answer a bunch of your great questions, and there ...
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Episode 348 - Impulse Buys from 2021-07-06T21:38:32
Today was a solo with a special guest/guests. Zoja and guests answer questions and make fun of one another and more.
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Episode 347 - Saw A Dog Pee On A Guy from 2021-06-28T19:11:21
This week we talk about Zojas golfing skills, how Mike watched a dog pee on a guy and a Russian womans lack of awareness.
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Episode 346 - Plugged Her Right Up from 2021-06-22T00:34:51
This week we talk about having to poop on the streets of San Diego, what 3 shirts we bring on vacation and eating an entire box of croissants.
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Episode 345 - Brats Dolls Made Of Sausage from 2021-06-14T20:59:05
This week we talk about out stress detox in Palm Springs, sleep talking and Unsolved Mysteries
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Episode 344 - 3 Types Of Friends from 2021-06-07T19:08:49
We talked about Cruella Devil and the 3 different types of friends you’ll have.
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Episode 343 - The Sleeps from 2021-06-01T17:14:20
Mike and Zoja talk about destroying your ego in order to better yourself, finding joy in your work, and farts.
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Episode 342 - I Pulled My Neck Being Sarcastic from 2021-05-24T19:49:10
Mike gets back from a standing ovation in Hot-Lanta and Zoja bids farewell to her home in CT.
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Episode 341 - Blasting My Core from 2021-05-18T20:31:29
Mike and Zoja talk about finding motivation to work out, what relaxes them and answer your twitter questions.
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Episode 340 - The Extra 5 Minutes from 2021-05-11T02:42:10
Mike talks about how going through every emotion with YouTube helped him fall love with TikTok.
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Episode 339 - Mike And Zoja Run A Golf Course from 2021-05-04T05:31:41
Zoja and Mike discuss their retirement plans and returning to stand up comedy after quarantine.
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Episode 338 - It Oxy Cleans It from 2021-04-28T05:16:13
Hear why Zoja broke her finger and what Mike did to make it better.
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Episode 337 - Almost 15 Useless Facts About The Flintstones from 2021-04-19T18:32:04
Mike and Zoja talk about how the Flintstones invented Segmented Sleeping.
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Episode 336 - End Seam from 2021-04-12T20:01:35
Mike and Zoja talk about drunk white girls walking home. Mike also tires to pretend he's a famous TV star and Zoja shuts it right down.
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Episode 335 - Tread Lightly from 2021-04-05T20:28:19
Mike treads very lightly as he talks to Zoja about this morning’s earthquake, Easter dinner, and the wrestling collectibles market.
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Episode 334 - Work Life Balance And Be Nice To Yourself from 2021-03-29T12:00:10
Zoja does a late night solo cast. Mike comes home from a night of Standup and farts at 42 minutes...
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Episode 333 - Mike Man-splains Blockbuster from 2021-03-22T20:32:09
Mike and Zoja reminisce about Blockbuster video.
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Episode 332 - Bottomface Man from 2021-03-15T20:26:07
It’s only the beginning of the week and Mike is already running on fumes. Luckily, Zoja is here to pick up the slack. Topics of conversation include: being there for your friends, your video game e...
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Episode 331 - Stop Talking And Get The Fuck Out Of My Office from 2021-03-08T19:59:06
On this episode Mike & Zoja talk about the Burger King marketing department, fun commercials from the past and throwing dog poop in the recycling. Tons of good audiences questions on this one too!<...
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Episode 330 - Bit-Ness from 2021-03-01T20:19:05
On today’s episode of the podcast Mike and Zoja talk about the anatomy of ice cream sandwiches, sharks vs bears, and how to not break up while planning a wedding. Let’s get down to bit-ness.
Episode 329 - Instacart Mayhem from 2021-02-22T19:54:49
On this episode of the podcast Mike and Zoja celebrate Daft Punk, answer your questions, and get a special delivery from heaven.
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Episode 328 - Practical Mathtical from 2021-02-15T20:31:32
Mike and Zoja discuss lasagna science with Mike’s parents, Mike’s mad he was never taught how to do his taxes in high school, Mike sends Zoja sexy gifs on Valentine’s Day and gets got for it. This ...
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Episode 327 - There's A Dirty Joke Somewhere In There from 2021-02-08T22:02:38
On episode 327 of the podcast Mike and Zoja talk about how much weight you should give to other people’s opinion, new m&m’” flavors, virtual reality, and coffee!
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Episode 326 - LAAADIES! from 2021-02-01T20:20:38
On episode 326 of Welcome to Our Podcast Zoja and Mike talk about what the “The Wonder Years” would have looked like if it took place in 2001. Later, they answer a BUNCH of your questions from Twit...
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Episode 158 - Not So Solo-Cast from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Mike thought that he was going to do a solo-cast....then Zoja showed up so he did a solo-cast...with Zoja. The two briefly talk about sexual misconduct and then move right into answering questions ...
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Episode 253 - Super Hard Boner from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Zoja has her trainers on, because she's jumping to conclusions. Get your Welcome To Our Podcast Shirts: https://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/welcome-to-our-podcast For all things Mike ...
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Episode 246 - Famous Sayings Said Wrong from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Zoja has a list of famous sayings she has screwed up in the past. Mike offers Zoja $30K to advertise fake gloves. Get your Welcome To Our Podcast Shirts: http://wtop.clothing For all things Mike ...
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Episode 223 - Valentines Day At PF Changs from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Mike tells everyone that his best valentines day was with his ex-girlfriend Sarah. Zoja doesn't celebrate because her birthday month is right around the corner. Get your Welcome To Our Podcast Shi...
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Episode 220 - Snoop Dogg, Cardi B & Politics from 2021-01-31T22:10:42.023393
Mike and Zoja answer a letter from someone who needs a little relationship advice. Also, rappers and politics are the best combination of things. What do you think? Get your Welcome To Our Podcast...
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Episode 325 - Jupiter Is Trying To Kill Us from 2021-01-26T01:35:28
On episode 325 of Welcome to Our Podcast Zoja informs Mike that Jupiter is trying to kill us and he takes it pretty well. Zoja has the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy and can’t stop talking abo...
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Episode 324 - Send Your Head To The Future from 2021-01-18T19:56:52
Mike and Zoja answer a great bunch of Twitter questions about a wide range of topics including: what they’d do on a game show, their favorite things to “cook” for each other, how to get over the ho...
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Episode 323 - Happiness Is A Choice from 2021-01-12T17:48:43
This episode is filled with helpful information like: Hungover Zoja’s hangover remedies, advice about managing stress, advice about annoying friends, TikTok recommendations and more! Mike also shar...
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Episode 322 - What The Hell Is Bean Dad? from 2021-01-04T20:02:32
Mike and Zoja talk about “Bean Dad" and how they would teach their own kid how to cook. People keep telling Mike he’s going to get pink eye from farting into his video game headset but nevertheless...
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Episode 321 - Balance it tf Out from 2020-12-28T13:00:24
Mike and Zoja accidentally got a little drunk and talked about what they’ve learned from 2020, Wonder Woman 1984, and how to keep a happy home.
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Episode 320 - Kid On The Porch from 2020-12-21T23:29:54
It’s almost Christmas and our apartment complex celebrated by having a concert in the courtyard. The concert was so loud an intoxicated man from across the street threatened to fight our entire bui...
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Episode 319 - Was The 90s RAD For The Aliens? from 2020-12-15T03:12:22
Zoja thinks she ruined Christmas just because she slammed our tree into our garage door but she really just made it more memorable! We also talk about aliens A LOT before we wrap it up with a bunch...
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Episode 318 - Our Most Embarrassing Christmas Stories from 2020-12-07T23:18:09
Zoja blows off some steam about her salon getting shut down again and Mike talks about his most embarrassing Christmas memory with the help of special guest, childhood friend Travis Helwig. Other t...
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Episode 317 - Realizing You're The Adult from 2020-11-30T13:00:12
Mike and Zoja answer a few hard hitting questions: When do you become the adult in the room? What's the best bread for toast? If a girl's family likes me, will that help us fall in love? So on and ...
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Episode 316 - Zoja Saves A Mans Life from 2020-11-24T05:45:21
Zoja legitimately saves a man’s life in the midst of an incredibly difficult week while Mike’s busy reminiscing about the songs from 1999.
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Episode 315 - Can You Still Divorce Someone For Talking Too Much? from 2020-11-16T20:10:03
In episode 315 of Welcome to Our Podcast Mike and Zoja discuss the 5 things they’ve learned from watching the Queen’s Gambit, tricking yourself into thinking you have a new phone in 3 easy steps, a...
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Episode 314 - Don't Settle For "FINE" from 2020-11-09T19:12:34
The heart of today’s episode is about why you should never settle for something that’s just “okay”. This also marks the very first appearance of the GET GOT belt (unfortunately for Mike). Other top...
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Episode 313 - Only Friends Dot Com from 2020-11-02T20:57:31
In this episode Mike learns how to blow his giant nose and Zoja buys a squeaky table. Our hosts talk about “friend etiquette” when it comes to subscribing to your buddy’s page on Only Fans and Zoja...
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Episode 312 - Hints Of Raspberry And Dairy from 2020-10-26T20:55:35
Ink poisoning: is it real or just something your parents and teachers made up to get you to stop chewing on pens? Later, Mike comes face to face with the person he becomes when he’s hungry and Zoja...
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Episode 311 - Lift In Your Boots from 2020-10-19T21:21:47
Mike and Zoja discuss how to get over nervousness about making art in public, how to deal with pushy car salespeople, why revving your engine doesn’t make you tough and much more.
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Episode 310 - Don't Forget To Ring That Bell from 2020-10-12T20:01:54
Mike takes the day for himself to appreciate the the trees and comes across a parking spot saver. Zoja feels like hot garbage and Mike keeps poking the bear. Later on our hosts do a deep dive into ...
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Episode 309 - Your Mood Ring Hasn't Changed In Months from 2020-10-07T16:41:13
Mike and Zoja briefly escape to Seattle where Mike ruins family game night. Zoja almost believes horse radish comes from horses and Mike gets an interesting text from an ex.
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Episode 308 - Get Rid Of These 3 Friends from 2020-09-28T17:45:06
Mike and Zoja talk about three types of “friends” you can immediately eliminate from your life. Also Mike throws Zoja’s pen at the very beginning and that (as you might imagine) does NOT make her h...
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Episode 307 - How To Break Up And Get Back Together from 2020-09-21T20:33:30
Mike and Zoja answer so many great questions from the Discord (Calls Calls Calls). Zoja wants to play with balls and Mike hates the way his show went on Saturday. Other than that everything is grea...
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Episode 306 - Ancient Insomnia Remedies from 2020-09-14T19:04:50
Mike hasn't been sleeping well so Zoja looks up ancient remedies for insomnia. Mike calls Zoja's brother to ask why exactly he used to kick her with his LA Gears on. Zoja can't stop singing and Mik...
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Episode 305 - Zoja Got The Getter from 2020-09-07T21:02:47
Zoja tricks Mike into going to the grocery store with her. Mike nerds out about morning light and he is very rudely interrupted. Streaming Tony Hawk was the highlight of Mikes life.
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Episode 304 - Is Cheating On A Cheater Cheating? from 2020-08-31T17:39:27
Mike asks Zoja if she ever cheated. Mike tells the story of the first time he was stung by a Bee all while nothing is working.
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Episode 303 - How To Avoid Every Fight from 2020-08-24T18:02:21
Mike and Zoja get into a fight while moving a rug when Zoja can't explain what she needs.
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Episode 302 - A Nap And A Crap from 2020-08-17T21:53:42
Zoja is having a terrible day so Mike decides to make it worse. The podcast audience sounds off about Zoja being the worst person to share a cabana with and everything is smoothed over with a nap a...
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Episode 301 - Mind Your Own Business Lindsay from 2020-08-10T16:53:52
Mike shares his Jason Mraz conspiracy theory, in which Jason Mraz predicts the Year 2020 in the lyrics of his hit song The Remedy.
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Episode 300 - 300Th Episode from 2020-08-03T12:00:46
WELP... Happy 300th episode. Everyone cries. I can't believe we've been doing the for 8 years.
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Episode 299 - Drunk Pitch Meeting from 2020-07-27T20:22:32
Zoja and Mike get real juiced up talking about The Floor is Lava on Netflix. Zoja pitches her very own morning show where she basically drinks liquid the whole time. Later on the two debate on what...
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Episode 298- Spencer's Gifts Market Sweep from 2020-07-20T16:39:05
Zoja reacts to the most disgusting coffee habit known to man and Mike vows to reboot Super Market Sweep in Spencer's Gifts. How many SG items could YOU name in 30 seconds? All this AND questions fr...
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Episode 297 - Super Market Sweep from 2020-07-13T12:00:34
Mike talks about the career advice that Zoja has given him in the past. Zoja talks about how she loves to leave Mike hanging on the podcast and how much they love seeing all the hair choices people...
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Episode 296 - Who's Using My Loofah from 2020-07-06T17:37:25
Mike and Zoja help solve a disgusting mystery, get into a heated argument about getting into arguments, and provide the secret for dealing with noisy neighbors
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Episode 295 - Wash Your Bathroom And Clean Your Sheets from 2020-06-29T19:37:54
Zoja quits her job to start her own business and Mike has a personal connection to a crow who lives on their street. Their lives could not be more different at the moment. This episode also feature...
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Episode 294 - Getting Stuff Off My Chest from 2020-06-22T18:53:05
Two relatively level-headed people try to pull the positives out of a couple tough situations. A couple people on Twitter try to get the Getter and end up getting got. --
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Episode 293 - Rich People are Allergic to Masks from 2020-06-15T18:14:21
Mike gets a love letter from Staples and Zoja can't get rich people to keep their masks on at the salon. Mike predicts one man in his neighborhood will start the second wave of covid and Zoja takes...
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Episode 292 - The Encouragement Episode from 2020-06-08T17:57:08
Today’s episode of Welcome to Our Podcast is dedicated to encouraging others. Sometimes we all need a little push to get stuff done. Mike and Zoja also talk about the intricacies of British convers...
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Episode 291 - Even Dinosaurs Helped Each Other from 2020-06-01T16:34:33
The past week has been really tough- especially for the black community and for people of color. It's important that people from outside of that community open their ears, their hearts, and find wa...
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Episode 290 - Sex Party In NYC from 2020-05-25T17:26:39
Mike and Zoja get invited to a sex party in NYC. Earlier that day, Zoja almost wins $10,000 and meets the world’s most care-free criminal on the highway. All this and more on the 290th episode of W...
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Episode 289 - Mike Returns To Music from 2020-05-18T18:13:43
After 6 long years Mike makes his triumphant return to music with the new summer anthem “Jimmy’s a Magician”. Zoja wrestles with her hatred of air hugs and the intricacy of urban leaf blower etique...
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Episode 288 - Appreciate The Scene from 2020-05-11T12:00:54
Mike and Zoja take time to "Appreciate The Scene", teach you how to get someone and share the most famous "getting"story.
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Episode 287 - Taylor Gets Personal from 2020-05-04T18:13:43
Zoja has an emotional week and Mike got a few questions from a long time listener first time caller, Taylor. Taylor makes Mike and Zoja discuss each other's most annoying habits...will they survive...
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Episode 286 - FaceTime Dates from 2020-04-27T12:00:48
On this episode we talk about Covid-19 isn't a sexually transmitted disease, thin mints and cannibals on Tinder.
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Episode 285 - Minty Milk from 2020-04-20T21:06:05
Zoja has "had it". First, she gets stuck in a beach chair, then there's a dead rodent in the jacuzzi . Mike's mad at Zoja for not watching the Michael Jordan documentary and responds by leaving the...
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Episode 284 - That Song About Being Blue from 2020-04-13T22:36:44
Mike and Zoja talk about their favorite childhood books. Zoja never knows the lyrics to songs and it cracks Mike up.
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Episode 283 - Best Would You Rather from 2020-04-06T19:35:24
Mike and Zoja talk about the 200 million people that watched WrestleMania this weekend.
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Episode 282 - 11 Ways Quarantine Has Made Life Better from 2020-03-30T19:06:26
Mike and Zoja get real about what the Quarantine has them feeling but Mike shows us 11 ways how this has made life better. We find out that Canada 'planks that hoe" and Zoja picks locks.
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Episode 281 - Going Tiny? from 2020-03-23T20:32:59
Mike and Zoja watch S1 Ep1 of "Tiny House" on Netflix and talk about how selfish you have to be to move into one with a wife, 2 kids and a baby grand piano.
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Episode 280 - Never Watching "Love Is Blind" Again from 2020-03-16T18:08:02
Mike talks about the Episode 7 of "Love Is Blind" and why it's the last episode he'll ever watch. Zoja on the other hand gave all the spoilers about the "Reunion Show".
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Episode 279 - What's The Worst Date You've Ever Been On? from 2020-03-09T21:16:33
Mike and Zoja give a recap of "Love Is Blind" Season 1 Episode 6
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Episode 278 - The Airhorn Episode from 2020-03-03T04:08:53
Mike tells us about his weekend in Reno and Zoja thinks its weird that men get dressed in a hot steamy bathroom. Did Mike tell you about Reno?
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Episode 277 - Don't Go Chasing Water Bottles from 2020-02-24T21:50:18
Mike tells us how his friends weren't allowed to fart in his car and Zoja thinks it's psychotic to put your socks on before your pants.
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Episode 276 - Zoja's Onesie Podcast from 2020-02-17T21:09:56
Zoja is sick and answers questions while Mikes is out of the office.
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Episode 275 - Zoja Steals A Car from 2020-02-11T19:32:04
Mike and Zoja go to Nashville, have an adventure and drag a few others along with them. They also give advice about friends, blind dates, and giving too much of yourself.
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Episode 274 - Sock Poonch from 2020-02-04T00:58:29
Mike tells everyone a story that almost made him divorce Zoja.
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Episode 273 - Saying "I Love You' To Strangers from 2020-01-27T07:26:55
Zoja gets told "I love you" by a stranger. Mike and Zoja answer a question on what the right thing to do is.
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Episode 272 - Zoja Cartwheels Into Urgent Care from 2020-01-20T17:43:11
Zoja gets roped into doing something she doesn't want to. Mikes feelings are hurt when Zoja says she can't wait to have the house to herself for the weekend.
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Episode 271 - Funky Dream Hands from 2020-01-13T18:22:02
Mike and Zoja share some of their recent dreams and they are WEIRD. Zoja talks about how she can still do a cartwheel and Mike doesn't buy it.
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Episode 270 - Best of 2019 from 2020-01-06T13:23:44
Mike and Zoja go down memory lane thanks to Dram McCam. Thank you for all your support through the years. We love making it as much as you love listening to it. Here's to another great year of maki...
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Episode 269 - Batman Returns Is No Good from 2019-12-30T20:03:40
Find out why Mike Falzone had to apologize three times on today's podcast. Zoja has been trying to buy a car for the last week in a half, hear why she walked out of the dealership.
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Episode 268 - Watching People Fall On Christmas from 2019-12-22T20:47:53
Mike watched a lady bite the dust and Zoja was so jealous. They give thanks to all the people that listen and support the show. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!
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Episode 267 - Mike Hates "The Office: Season 5 Episode 1" from 2019-12-16T13:00:03
Mike tells us why he hates Season 5 Episode 1 of the office. Zoja plays "Is There Sh** On The Neighbors Porch".
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Episode 266 - Too Many Holiday Riffs from 2019-12-10T02:01:56
Mike and Zoja talk about riffing in Christmas songs and if there's too much or not enough. Mike asks why dogs always follow him and Zoja tells him the truth.
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Episode 265 - Grandma's Nubby OooYeahs from 2019-12-02T13:00:13
Mike and Zoja talk about cartoons they used to watch. Mike talks about his favorite Entenmann's Doughnuts for an hour. Seriously, he gets way too into it.
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Episode 264 - Hot Chocolate Eyes from 2019-11-25T13:00:03
Mike and Zoja talk about work/life balance, hot chocolate and when to let things go.
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Episode 263- They Hid Grandma Under Clothes from 2019-11-18T19:29:46
Zoja interrupts Mike and he gets fiery mad. Mike can't figure out why jeans come with so many tags. Zoja starts out her day by watching cops.
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Episode 262 - "Ok Boomer" from 2019-11-11T18:21:28
Mike and Zoja talk about how the Baby Boomer generation ruined the world and how all the Millennials are salty about it. Zoja roasts Mike and his nose for sneezing every morning.
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Episode 261 - Zoja Boos Everything from 2019-11-04T13:00:22
Mike and Zoja talk about the worst food truck they ever experienced and how Mike had to do a fast funny walk home. They also give relationship advice and answer calls from the discord.
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Episode 260 - Candy Corn: Gross or Nah? from 2019-10-28T15:00:12
Mike tells us how much he hates Necco Waffers!!! Zoja becomes a beauty Guru lets go in this ride with her.
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Episode 259 - Bees In The House from 2019-10-21T12:00:22
Zoja describes the "Untitled Goose Game" to Mike. Mike Reveals the original name of the Super Mario Brothers. Mike finds a bee on him in the comfort of his own home and freaks the hell out.
Episode 258 - Mike Was a BAD Camp Counselor from 2019-10-14T04:11:21
Zoja is banned from playing the Canadian lottery and Mike used to hit the bad kids with dodgeballs at summer camp.
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Episode 257 - Don't Take Your Drink In The Bathroom from 2019-10-07T12:00:24
Mike and Zoja don't know what their wedding song is and Mike really loves how adults dress in football costumes every Sunday.
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Episode 256 - What Really Causes 24Hour Flu? from 2019-09-30T15:00:14
Mike answers some hard hitting Youtube questions and calls Zoja out for farting on planes.
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Episode 255 - Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead Recap from 2019-09-23T15:00:06
Mike and Zoja recap the hit 1991 movie "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead". Kelly Kapowski did a great job.
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Episode 254 - Hot Cup Of Ketchup from 2019-09-16T16:38:48
Mike almost sets his hair on fire for Drake. Zoja tells us how her cousin ruined scary movies for her. Zoja gets grossed out by a hot cup of ketchup. Mike carried bugs in his pocket on the first da...
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Episode 252 - Neighborhood Sex Shop Complaints from 2019-09-02T18:18:10
Mike and Zoja start off in a fight that is quickly resolved, but the complaints keep coming.
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Episode 251 - Who Would You Throw Eggs At? from 2019-08-26T15:00:25
We answer so many of your questions. Mike is very confused by Velveeta cheese.
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Episode 250 - Someone Spits On Mike Again! from 2019-08-19T21:45:48
Well... Mike got spit on again. Lets hear how he handled it..
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Episode 249 - Three Things That Change your Voice from 2019-08-12T15:00:07
Mike and Zoja want to know if you would have dinner with a fish in Mumbai?
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Episode 248 - How Do Astronauts Poop In Space? from 2019-08-05T15:00:05
Mike and Zoja discuss pooping in space. What happens when an Astronauts toilet brakes? Find out in this episode.
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Episode 247 - Once Upon A Time In Hollywood Review from 2019-07-29T16:52:05
Mike and Zoja go on a date that lasts most of the day! They started with a movie at 9:30AM. They also try to figure out what happened to the people at the mall who would write your name on a grain ...
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Episode 245 - Zoja Hates Being Wrong from 2019-07-16T00:44:36
Zoja talks about her weird dreams. Mike tries to explain continuity and Zoja doesn't listen because she hates being wrong.
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Episode 244 - Mike Lies About Celebrating Earth Day from 2019-07-09T00:57:52
Mike and Zoja talk about their experiences during the earthquakes. Zoja calls Mike out about lying that he celebrates Earth Day.
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Episode 243 - How To Shoot Your Shot from 2019-07-01T20:32:39
Mike and Zoja show you how to shoot your shot. Mike talks about meeting girls in the mall when he was in highschool and Zoja's got a bad attitude.
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Episode 242 - Zoja Gets Elbowed In The Face from 2019-06-24T22:08:21
Mike is throwing "bows" and Zoja's giant head is catching them.
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Episode 241 - Top 5 Muffin Flavors of All Time from 2019-06-17T20:49:13
Zoja doesn't have a middle name and people find that weird. Mike snorted Bacardi Razz and did 22 pushups.
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Episode 240 - The Carpool Lane Game from 2019-06-11T21:37:32
Zoja has a mannequin head in her car and Mike drinks piss water.
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Episode 239 - 10 Things You Can't Look Cool Doing from 2019-06-03T22:28:18
Mike and Zoja just got back from the Pacific North West a little fatter.
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Episode 238 - Worst TV Show Endings of All Time from 2019-05-27T15:00:07
Mike and Zoja talk about the worst TV Show endings ever, Youtube beef and how they could have saved Blockbuster.
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Episode 237 - Police Chase Play by Play from 2019-05-20T15:00:07
Mike took 45 minutes out of his day to take notes on a Police chase. Looks like the guy didn't get away; he definitely tried some Grand Theft Auto shit though!
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Episode 236 - How To Move In Together from 2019-05-13T15:00:09
Mike and Zoja tell you the pros and cons of moving in together.
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Episode 235 - Pool Boogers from 2019-05-07T22:12:10
Zoja went to Vegas for a girls weekend and found a surprise in the lazy river.
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Episode 234 - The Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Mickel Handbarrel from 2019-04-30T20:52:36
Mike and Zoja talk about how they have been "White Waken" on their new segment "Disses for the Mr. and Mrs."
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Episode 233 - Grow Hands and Hold Horses from 2019-04-23T20:41:46
Mike asks Zoja hypothetical questions and Zoja doesn't ask back. They also keep making fun of each other's insecurities and it's perfect.
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Episode 232 - Mike's Mom At Prom from 2019-04-18T17:05:05
Mike tells us about the time his mom shut down his girlfriend at prom. Zoja tells Mike about all the ways she's like her mom.
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Episode 231 - Blending Segments from 2019-04-11T01:45:43
Zoja f*cks up peoples names and ads, but what's new?! Mike tells us a story about a club and how earning your bumps isn't always easy.
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Episode 230 - My Name's Not Laura from 2019-04-02T02:40:25
Mike and Zoja figure out their Soundcloud Rapper names and Zoja gives an electrifying fake ad read. Also, Mike dumps water on his head and breaks a toaster. April fools! It's all real.
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Episode 229 - Business Snacks w/ Johnny Cupcakes from 2019-03-27T23:19:37
Zoja had a special birthday guest appearance on the podcast. Johnny Cupcakes drops knowledge on us about business and friendship.
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Episode 228 - Horny For Coffee from 2019-03-19T17:52:35
Mike is back this week after taking a much needed break. Zoja and Mike talk about how horny they are to use the word horny. Mike also farts; spoiler alert. Let them know if you can hear it?
Episode 227 - Meditating With Zoja from 2019-03-12T20:44:56
Zoja gave Mike the day off. She answers questions and lets everyone know that she in fact doesn't have a dead bird in her hair.
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Episode 226 - Zoja Has A Dead Bird In Her Hair from 2019-03-05T01:39:52
Mike is getting sick and Zoja hates it. Zoja tells a listener to cut off all her hair and Mike blows up Zoja's spot.
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Episode 225 - TSA Jangles Mikes Nuts from 2019-02-27T03:13:56
Mike and Zoja talk about the most Portland thing they experienced this past weekend. Mike gets punched in the nuts by a TSA agent.
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Episode 224 - You're Very In Portland to Me from 2019-02-21T06:49:52
Mike and Zoja have a taste test of two very different things. Mike gives Zoja a very interesting ad read, and they both run with it.
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Episode 222 - Sweaty Super Bowl Nips from 2019-02-05T19:37:34
Mike and Zoja talk about Adam Levines sweaty nipples and how it made them feel. They also talked about butterfly tattoos and picking up poop with your bare hands.
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Episode 221 - Fight One Person A Day from 2019-01-28T22:30:54
Mike and Zoja talk about how customer service people should be able to fight one person a day. Also, some dude gets hit by a golf ball and get a truck load of Sony stuff as an apology.
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Episode 219 - Who's The Better Person from 2019-01-14T23:36:45
On today's episode Mike and Zoja answer relationship questions from the audience and try to figure out who is the better person?
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Episode 218 - Reviewing the Golden Globes without Watching the Golden Globes from 2019-01-07T23:09:08
Mike and Zoja review the Golden Globes; they didn't watch a second of it. Mike asks the audience to help him present at all future award shows.
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Episode 217 - Tree Stump Bar & Grill from 2019-01-01T18:21:42
It's a New Year!! Mike and Zoja talk about what they want to take into 2019 and what they want to leave in the past! Also, at 'Tree Stump Bar & Grill' 150 square feet is all you need to have a dece...
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Episode 216 - Christmas Eve Spectacular from 2018-12-24T18:12:55
Well... Today was the unveiling of the Falzone Family Christmas Gift. Zoja CAN'T help herself but touch the present. Mike gives her zero clues. Have a listen to know whats in the box!!!!
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Episode 215 - Paradox Crazy & The Worst Christmas Songs from 2018-12-18T03:07:29
Mike and Zoja answer your questions about the worst Christmas songs and what the Falzone Family Christmas gift might me. Mike has a new Youtube obsession and Zoja sings...like...a lot. Also, Zoja m...
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Episode 214 - What Is The Falzone Family Christmas Present? from 2018-12-12T02:54:32
Zoja turns to the audience for ideas as to what gift Mike got for the house. One of you guessed "ankle brace", Mike did not like that. Zoja did!!
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Episode 213 - Zoja's Fake Ad Reads from 2018-12-05T01:44:45
Zoja guesses what Mike bought the house for Christmas and Zoja makes up fake holiday ads. Mike won't answer ANY questions about what the house gift is. Send your guesses to Zoja on Twitter @wwCoffe...
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Episode 212 - Chilli Wilson Phillips from 2018-11-26T20:12:25
Mike and Zoja are celebrating two years of love. They get a surprise phone call from Mike's parents and Mike's dad blesses Zoja for being with their son.
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Episode 211 - Let Me Tell You What You're Thankful For from 2018-11-20T03:27:53
Mike makes up the 2 worst podcast segments in Thanksgiving history. While Zoja's left outside with the groceries.
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Episode 210 - Who Still Wears Suspenders? from 2018-11-13T02:04:44
Zoja favorite YouTube video is not a Youtube video. Mike tells us why he hates suspenders.
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Episode 209 - Stamf Angeles from 2018-11-05T15:56:50
Mike and Zoja are up early podin' because they are leaving for Nashville in like...5 minutes. Zoja switches up the order of things and it throws Mike off. Mike tells us how he's a very "important" ...
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Episode 208 - Zojas Weird Go-To Names from 2018-10-29T18:26:25
Zoja never discriminates against the most random names. Mike talks about how kids that pick their wedgies in public.
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Episode 207 - We Got A Birthday Boy from 2018-10-23T19:39:27
Zoja spilled her alcoholic beverage all over the table. Mike Spilled coffee all over his dads lap. That and much more on this weeks episode of Welcome To Our Podcast.
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Episode 206 - Mike Smells from 2018-10-15T18:54:28
Mike lets Everyone know he smells. Zoja talks about her brown lipliner snd how you break up in 7th grade.
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Episode 205 - How Many Cars Is Too Many Cars? from 2018-10-08T17:21:01
Mike calls Zoja a flat roofer. Zoja tells a story about a roommates butt and a neighbor. All this and a Kanye on this weeks "pod".
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Episode 204 - Everything We Ate In Toronto from 2018-10-02T17:43:56
Mike and Zoja tell you all about what the food was like in Toronto. Mike tells you all about his weird poops, and how Zoja would live there if it didn't have crazy weather. Big Trouble Pizza, White...
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Episode 203 - Beyonce and Barbra from 2018-09-24T23:17:54
Zoja took herself on a date to see Beyonce and loved all of it. Mike played clips from his stand up to make sure people were laughing.
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Episode 202 - Am I Allowed In The Pool? from 2018-09-17T16:16:34
Zoja does hair for the Emmys, injured animals love Bob Ross and going in the pool right after a workout. All this and more this week on Welcome to our Podcast.
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Episode 201 - How Douchey Are You? from 2018-09-10T17:19:12
Bob Ross Quotes are back! Mike and Zoja take a test from Men's Health to see who does more annoying things. Also, find out what Zoja is giggling about from the other room.
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Episode 200 - Dump out for Labor Day from 2018-09-03T17:09:28
Mike's been pooping for an "UH OH...too much" amount of time. Mike and Zoja act out the "Never Ending Breakup" and update some Julia Childs quotes for 2018.
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Episode 199 - 2018 Bob Ross from 2018-08-29T05:34:11
Mike talks about how sad he was without Zoja this weekend and came up a new segment called 2018 Bob Ross. Zoja tells us about a new friend she met on the plane.
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Episode 198 - Crappy Camping Trips from 2018-08-20T18:11:06
Mike and Zoja tell stories about bad camping trips and their first days of school. Also, they somehow start talking about Sean Paul.
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Episode 197 - Doing A Murder from 2018-08-13T23:46:48
Mike and Zoja moved into a new place. Zoja threatens to "do a murder" on Mike for pissing her off in a Target.
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Episode 196 - Best Man Speech Tips from 2018-08-06T17:45:34
Mike and Zoja take to the twitters to answer your questions. Zoja gives her advice on what not to say during your Best Man speech. Mike goes on a journey to find the most delicious town name.
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Episode 195 - Welcome To Our Tee Shirt from 2018-07-30T17:11:34
Welcome To Our Podcast finally has shirts coming!!! Mike and Zoja watch the roast of Bruce Willis, answer your questions, and ultimately get fired over old tweets. Zoja hates that she says "like" a...
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Episode 194 - Mr. Rogers'es from 2018-07-23T17:51:30
Mike comes back with stories from SDCC 2018, Zoja feels like she has to apologize for being a sass-basket, and we can't figure out what the plural of Rogers is.
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Episode 193 - And Also There's Cornflakes from 2018-07-16T17:58
Mike and Zoja have a lot to say about a CornFlakes commercial this morning. VERY passionate when it comes to cereal. Zoja talks about how it's annoying to pay for something when you can do a better...
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Episode 192 - It's Just Me Singing from 2018-07-11T19:40:12
Mike and Zoja talk about songs that remind them of their moms. Mike gets annoyed with Zoja because she keeps singing the song he's trying to sing. Mike talks about how cool it feels to drink someth...
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Episode 191 - Bare Butts, Peanut Butter And The Office from 2018-07-02T17:27:19
Mike and Zoja sit down (with their bare butts) on the couch to talk about The Office, peanut butter, and questions from you! Do you have lame friends who never want to do anything? Tune in for some...
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Episode - 190 One String Attached from 2018-06-25T18:04:35
Mike has had a hell of a time week his kidney stones and Zoja finally looses it on Friday after her car is stuck in reverse. Just remember you can't have the good without the bad.
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Episode 189 - Men & Women are Disgusting from 2018-06-18T14:44:30
Mike starts his vacation off by spending 4 days in a hospital bed with kidney stones, Zoja falls in love with the majority of Mike's caregivers, and men and women are absolutely disgusting. All of ...
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Episode 188 - D*ck Stones from 2018-06-11T16:03:46
Mike has kidney stones and it's the worst. Zoja will NEVER step foot into IHob. EVER! All of this and more on this week's podcast.
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Episode 187 - Broken Hearted Rubber Duckie from 2018-06-04T19:03:27
This just in: your childhood Rubber Duckie has a broken heart! You'll never guess whose fault it is. Mike and Zoja make up a song to help you though it- and talk about the weird things they liked a...
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Episode 186 - Drunk Farter & The Ambein Racist from 2018-05-30T16:38:07
Zoja was in AZ and had a very interesting story about what not to do in an airport (again...never stops). Mike was lied to about a "fart whistle" and feels betrayed. All this and much more on this ...
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Episode 185 - Zoning Out w/Mike & Zoja from 2018-05-21T20:09:02
In an effort to keep as busy as possible Mike forms the Work Mode Squad, loosely based on Busta Rhymes' Flip Mode. Meanwhile, Zoja procrastinates. Mike talks about why he won't do Karaoke and Zoja ...
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Episode 184 - Whip It Not Skip It from 2018-05-15T21:02:48
Mike and Zoja take a trip down memory lane. Zoja tells a childhood story that involves her siblings hurting her.
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Episode 183 - How Many Dolphins Can You Fit Into Moms Van? from 2018-05-08T15:52:24
Mike and Zoja ask the audience for questions and get some good ones. Did you know that Dolphins are 10 - 14 feet long? We didn't. We had to look it up. It look us a long time. Artificial intelligen...
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Episode 182 - Standing Too Close from 2018-05-01T00:22:46
Mike and Zoja witnessed someone spill a whole cup of coffee on themselves and watched a total "Debrah" get mad about it. When do you learn about personal space and why is everyone so bad at it? All...
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Episode 181 - Mike Got Crossed Up from 2018-04-23T22:15:56
Mike got crossed up playing basketball on Saturday, Zoja claims her fame.
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Episode 180 - People Who Never Smile on Instagram from 2018-04-16T16:40:51
Mike and Zoja talk about celebrity breakups, people who never smile on Instagram, how to make a mix tape (pre 1995), and Ronda Rousey coming to the WWE.
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Episode 179 - How To Be Happy Doing What You Love from 2018-04-09T18:25
Mike and Zoja talk about their tour and how much fun they had. They talk about how thankful they are that they get to do what they love and how they make sure they find time to reflect on what is g...
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Episode 178 - Telling An Adult To Grow Up from 2018-04-02T03:00:54
Happy Easter!!! Tim and Tereze get visitors. Birthday celebrations continue for the rest of the month. Full moons and April fools! We're taking a stance this week and telling adults to grow up.
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Episode 177 - Zoja Takes On Tinder Live From Portland from 2018-03-26T16:28:16
After a sold out show at the Siren Theater Mike and Zoja get rowdy in Portland! Zoja got to take over a tinder for a few hours and it got weird.
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Episode 176 - Overheard Date Conversations from 2018-03-19T17:46:37
Zoja has officially lost her touch for making coffee. Mike talks about his Saint Patrick's day date with long time boyfriend Elliott Morgan, and Zoja talks about people watching over paying attenti...
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Episode 175 - Zoja Can't Run from 2018-03-12T17:18:42
On this episode Mike and Zoja talk about why Zoja can't/won't run, why sunglasses make you look like a rich person, why all of Kate Middleton's fingers are the same length and why pizza is actually...
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Episode 174 - The Loudest Laugh from 2018-03-05T18:49:42
Mike and Zoja talk about the two main laughs people have and Mike tells the "drone in the tree story".
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Episode 173 - Restaurant Behavior from 2018-02-26T17:35:44
On twitter you voted for Mike and Zoja to talk about restaurant etiquette, so that's what they do. Bonus stories include, Mike getting laughed at by a teenage JambaJuice employee and Zoja doing art...
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Episode 172 - On A Scale Of 1 - 10 How Insecure Is Oprah? from 2018-02-20T00:04:03
Mike and Zoja try to figure out how insecure Oprah is. Mike is leaving for a few days and is pissed because nothing is working. Zoja feels attacked about her birthday month.
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Episode 171 - Someone Pooped In The Fountain from 2018-02-13T21:23:21
Zoja had a weird start to her week and explains why she's a "bad wife" and Mikes'a "d*ck". They tell us why celebrating Valentine's Day on the 15th is soooo much better.
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Episode 170 - Ask Me About My Mirgraine from 2018-02-07T05:31:29
Mike and Zoja answer your questions, give bad advice to a 13 year old, almost get into into a fight about a diner and Mikes not ready for any of it.
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Episode - 169 Shats and Stuff from 2018-01-30T06:27:22
Mike puts his sexy voice on for the "cast" before he tells everyone that he shat his pants. Zoja really hates when Target moves things.
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Episode 168 - Road Rage Boogerball from 2018-01-22T19:26:53
Mike and Zoja are dog sitting for a friend and one of the dogs happens to be a shit neck. Thats not a breed, that's a life choice. Zoja enrages an elderly man in traffic. Mike urges him to get a di...
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Episode 167 - Swipe Up to go Hiking from 2018-01-16T15:40:06
Mike and Zoja tell someone where to relocate. Zoja is so very sore from hiking and Mike is sore from a bad back- everybody's sore. Including the Houston Rockets.
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Episode 166 - Podcast Arguments from 2018-01-09T17:27:14
Zoja can't read her own hand writing and Mike accuses her of eating his reserve muffin. Zoja shares her side of the 'Mike In The Morning' spit story!
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Episode 165 - Mike's Morning Show Announcement! from 2018-01-01T18:01:52
Mike and Zoja start off 2018 by challenging themselves to eat a whole banana in under 30 minutes. Zoja helps Mike come up with names for his new morning show, and Mike helps Zoja eat a cookie.
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Episode 164 - How To Do The Hokey Pokey from 2017-12-19T18:44:20
On this episode of the podcast Mike and Zoja talk about Hot Chocolate: the wintertime's most necessary and dangerous beverage. Later on, Mike remembers hating when Zoja used to come home smelling l...
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Episode 163 - Zojas Solo Cast from 2017-12-11T19:46:24
This week Zoja takes the podcast on by herself. She answers questions about Christmas music, things that annoy her about Mike, and her favorite things to watch while she's sick.
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Episode 162 - Flip My Flops from 2017-12-05T01:24:02
Zoja is going to write a book called "When Sports Are Happening" while Mike travels for shows with a head cold. Is Zoja going solo?! All this and more on this week's sick & loopy podcast.
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Episode 161 - I Pooped A Spider from 2017-11-27T19:10:16
People who hate Christmas music way more than you, all hail the Princess Markle and Mike talks about possibly seeing a spider in his poop. So much to cover this week on Welcome to Our Podcast.
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Episode 160 - The Most Thanksgiving Thing I've Ever Heard from 2017-11-20T17:14:58
This week on wtOp, Mike tells us how mad he gets at Zoja and friend about Pumpkin Pie! Is Zoja a Mean Girl? Is Mike a Sensitive Boi? Listen to find out!
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Episode 159 - Who Has Better Hair? from 2017-11-13T18:38:36
This week, people want answers! So Mike and Zoja answer them. Long distance relationships? who has better hair? "Felicia's" confusing tattoo (the name of my first comedy special FOR SURE)..They've...
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Episode 157 - The Spooky Tale Of The White Lady from 2017-10-31T17:08:46
It's Halloween!! Mike tells a story about scaring his friend on a haunted car ride and Zoja is terrified of being scared...which is redundant.
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Episode 156 - Like a Pube in Chili from 2017-10-24T16:49:31
Halloween is right around the corner and that only means one thing: Mike & Zoja are sitting suggesting bad halloween costumes, taking questions from the wtOp audience, and talking about pubes...th...
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Episode 155 - Fajita Thief from 2017-10-16T19:01:57
Getting caught sucks, especially if you get caught stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas. This week, Zoja has a hard time with math, we answer a few questions and talks a little about #MeToo.
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Episode 154 - Sick Zoja & Dirt Jokes from 2017-10-09T18:12:04
On todays episode Mike talks about the vice president leaving a football game, Zoja wants to rip her own head off, and more.
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Episode 153 - People Who Celebrate Their Birthday Month from 2017-10-05T14:48:10
After a long and busy travel weekend Mike and Zoja sit down to talk about the tragedy in Las Vegas, losing things, Buffer Festival, gaining an aunt, and people who celebrate their "birthday month".
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Episode 152 - Shoes And Sharts from 2017-09-26T05:29:38
More people need to talk about 'sharting'. Zoja pulled her shoulder and needs to find better shoes for work. Mike is getting ready to go to Toronto, he's doing stand up and premiering stuff at Buff...
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Episode 151 - Mikes All Pissed Off from 2017-09-18T18:30:14
MIke's all pissed off! He's having a very hard time with the coffee situation this morning and he needs to build a bridge and get over it. Zoja did hair for the Emmys for some very trusting people....
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Episode 150 - His Name Was Earl from 2017-09-11T17:00:24
This week, Mike and Zoja turn one of their Patreon supporters into a fictional country music poet named Daragh McGrath. Mother Nature is having her period on us, while Zoja fights over the phone to...
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Episode 149 - I'm Am Never Drinking Again from 2017-09-04T19:28:37
Happy Labor Day! On this episode of Welcome To Our Podcast Mike and Zoja talk about BBQs, answer questions from the listeners, and enjoy a good laugh at Hulk Hogan's hungover tweets.
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Episode 148 - Banisters And Canisters from 2017-08-28T22:23:42
Mike and Zoja answer questions you sent to @welcomepod. Zoja tells a story about the only pet fish they had. Mike goes into what's happening with the Banisters and Canisters on Game Of Thrones.
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Episode 147 - Don't Pick Up Your Dog from 2017-08-16T20:17:15
Mike talks about things that make him laugh (including but not limited to picking up large dogs). Zoja's brother is here and silent in the background.
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Episode 146 - Podcast Of the Traveling Pants from 2017-08-07T20:12:09
This week on the Podcast, Mike and Zoja talk about sleeping at the movies and the saddest part of Stand up. This description sounds depressing, but its a great episode. Come find out where Mike wil...
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Episode 145 - A List of Things to Keep Your Face Away From from 2017-08-01T17:55:02
Mike & Zoja settle in to give you a short, but EXTREMELY helpful list of things to keep your face away from. Zoja gets shamed for not signing her name "cool enough" and we tell your most possessive...
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Episode 144 - And Then They Danced from 2017-07-25T18:31:08
MIke and Zoja talk about their weekend at San Diego Comic Con. Mike talks about "bringer shows" and the stress of them. Zoja guilts her nIece into calling her. All this and more on this Welcome to ...
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Episode 143 - The Migraine Whisper Podcast from 2017-07-19T05:49:05
Zoja has a migraine so she and Mike whisper throughout this podcast. Zoja tells a story about how she met Nathalie Emmanuel (from Game of Thrones) at brunch, Mike heads to SDCC, and 143 is in the a...
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Episode - 142 - When are you guys going to have a BABY? from 2017-07-10T23:22:48
Mike and Zoja go to San Diego and play a prank with family and Friends. They also talk about possible babies, and the best pool toys for adults!
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Episode 141 - Morning Farts from 2017-07-03T16:27:34
Mike and Zoja wake up to morning farts. Zoja gives a public service announcement about the dangers of the sun. Mike's mad that Zoja is still trying to claim his parents.
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Episode 140 - Home and Vidcon from 2017-06-26T17:19:09
Mike and Zoja talk about Vidcon 2017 and getting settled back in from an East Coast trip. MIke tells us about his experiences on stage over the last few weeks, while Zoja open up with a song.
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Episode 139 - F*ck Stickers from 2017-06-06T17:16:23
On this episode we (Mike & Zoja) talk about the luxury of free laundry, put stickers to shame, and help a young man try to move beyond a fading friendship.
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Episode 138 - Girl on TV from 2017-05-30T17:41:24
Mike and Zoja discuss LFO- a 90s boy band who sang a love ballad about 90s actress Jennifer Love Hewitt, in an incredibly 90s way. It's all wonderful.
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Episode 137 - Couples Basketball from 2017-05-08T17:14:44
Mike and Zoja play rapper DVG (on tour now) and ex SourceFed host Ava Gordy in 2 on 2 basketball- then Zoja scratches a 14 year old girl and everyone has to go home. Plus, we try to guide a young ...
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Episode 136 - SneezeFest 97 from 2017-04-26T16:32:30
WtOp everyone! Today we deal with sneezing TOO much, dishing out secret graduation tips, and we help a youngster figure out if moving away from her family is the right move for her.
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Episode 135 - Stop Throwing Napkins! from 2017-04-06T17:25:07
Mike and Zoja discuss several things you should never do as a bartender and dish out some relationship advice for when you're exiting your teenage years.
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Episode 134 - Dating at Work & Chads from 2017-03-25T15:12:39
Mike and Zoja talk about their trip to Cancun Mexico and answer some mail about dating at work. Tune in this week if you like funny stories about drunk people who aren't you!
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Episode 133 - Bacon, Egg, and Disappointment from 2017-02-21T19:52
Mike and Zoja tell an unfortunate story about a west coast breakfast sandwich, talk about strange walking habits, and guide a youngster through their first romantic relationships.
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Episode 132 - Love Is An Escape Room from 2017-02-16T14:41:48
Mike and Zoja escape the Jungle on Valentine's Day 2017.
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Episode 131 - Tape up your Pee Holes from 2017-01-31T18:06:48
In this episode Mike and Zoja discuss: going to the mall to fart, zoja's random thoughts, Zojstradomas, seeing creepy faces in your dreams and taping up your pee hole.
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Episode 130 - Mike's Least Favorite Sound of All The Sounds from 2017-01-22T16:16:21
Mike and Zoja are back after a very important day in US history. In this episode they discuss the Women's March, 90s heartthrob Hammrin' Dun, and Zoja lets you know when to sharpen your sheers. Add...
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Episode 129 - Follow Me On Twister from 2016-12-29T04:51:44
This week Mike and Zoja discuss the joys of "Christmas Eve-Night", Zoja's Bio Freeze Experience, and almost getting hit by cars!
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Episode 128 - We Got Married! from 2016-12-13T21:01:01
Mike and Zoja are back to talk about getting married, periods, Christmas presents and smiling. Happy to be back!!
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Episode 127 - Learning How To Spell My New Last Name w/Tereze from 2016-11-10T16:10:01
Zoja hosts a special episode with her sister Tereze as Mike washes dishes in the background. Here they discuss how much of a hassle changing your last name is, mostly when in pertains to e-mail acc...
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Episode 126 - Lt. Bewee Reporting for Call of Duty from 2016-10-19T17:51:44
On this episode: Lt. Bewee takes the battlefield, Mike and Zoja discuss the grossest way to prepare spaghetti and meatballs, and the harmonious intricacies of Organic Grass-fed Cheese.
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Episode 125 - Do You Have Your Headphones On? from 2016-10-09T23:10:21
This week on the podcast: Always pay your friends, being a "4", and missing flights.
#DooooooaaaaaannnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmYouhaveyourheadphones ON?
Episode 124 - Smell This... from 2016-09-27T23:37:51
Mike and Zoja discuss eating poison, smelling horrible smells, and specific couch preferences.
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Episode 123 - No Way No Way from 2016-09-15T16:56:43
In a brand new segment Mike shares a recording of a recent conversation he had on Xbox live while playing the original Call of Duty. #NoWay
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Episode 122 - UltraLess from 2016-09-07T17:08:41
It's (almost)FALL! Mike and Zoja sit shoulder to shoulder on the couch and talk about everything from Fall to Autumn and back again! Includes instructions on how to act if you hate pumpkin spiced t...
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Episode 121 - Naked-Swimming With The Family from 2016-08-27T20:25:55
On this episode of Welcome To OUR Podcast: Zoja has a vivid dream about swimming naked with her family, your dream-related questions are answered, and a random thought about public shampooing.
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Episode 120 - My Dad from 2016-08-15T12:41:02
In 1985 my dad and his two brothers filmed themselves performing a variety show (of sorts). I found this tape at a very young age I must have watched it 1000 time since then. It serves as a reminde...
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Episode 119 - Billion Dollar Mask Idea from 2016-08-06T00:00
Mike comes up with a billion dollar idea for a halloween mask while Zoja plans to steal a golf cart at an upcoming wedding.
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Episode 118 - The Nickname Game from 2016-07-27T00:00
Mike gives Zoja a list of 7 nicknames and she has to come up with their origin stories. Plus much, much more!
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Episode 117 - The New Good Ole Days from 2016-07-21T17:01:18
This week on the podcast: Mike heads off to do standup at #SDCC2016, Zoja warns us about potential road hazards, Bob Ross seems a bit off, and the woman who lives upstairs has 'ankle feet'.
Episode 116 - Don't Have Surround Sound from 2016-07-13T18:18:37
This week on the podcast we get a lesson from Bob Ross about "making mistakes", Zoja gets VERY angry a the people next door, and Mike sleeps for 13 hours straight.
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Episode 115 - Things Bob Ross Taught Me This Week from 2016-07-06T04:18:30
"IT'S A NEW DAY! YES IT IS!" - The New Day
Mike and Zoja introduce THREE BRAND NEW SEGMENTS- each complete with their own theme songs:
"Things Bob Ross Taught Me This Week", "What The...
Episode 114 - Commonly Mispronounced English Words from 2016-07-01T01:21:13
Admittedly the energy is SUPER low on this one - possibly an all-time low. However, we do still manage to talk about one of our favorite topics: Commonly Mispronounced English Words.
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Episode 113 - Comedian Darren Capozzi from 2016-06-22T17:24:01
This week our guest is standup comic Darren Capozzi. We've done a bunch of shows together over the past two years and I think he's wonderful. Darren shares a bit of his stage philosophy as well as ...
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Episode 112 - How Do Watches Work? from 2016-06-14T18:10:10
In this episode Mike & Zoja answer some of your questions after having a moment of reflection on all of the horrible events that happened in our country this weekend. We're here to help you smile. ...
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Episode 111 - Life is BeautAwful: Tour Stories from 2016-05-31T22:43:10
Haunted hotels, bald eagles, racist waitresses and getting your own poop on your hands - all of this and more on the Life is Beautiful tour.
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Episode 110 - Throwing Fruit and Eating Dirt w/ Cousin Luan from 2016-05-09T15:17:01
Zoja's cousin Luan joins the podcast to talk about the nutritional value of dirt. We also get a glimpse of what Zoja was like as a small little baby child. What a time to be alive! Welcome to OUR p...
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Episode 109 - Zoja vs. The Hostess - or - Mikey Does from 2016-04-22T17:40:17
Welcome to OUR podcast. On this episode things get a little heated between Zoja and a hostess, Mike and Zoja, and Mike and the english language. Enjoy.
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Episode 108 - Divas, Farts & Coffee...and Farts from 2016-04-15T16:36:54
Mike and Zoja have an instant fight over who gets the coffee and bed farts.
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Episode 107 - Anyone Slap Your Butt With A Towel? from 2016-04-08T16:36:45
Mike gets Zoja a "pretty sweet birthday gift", tour updates, and mere on Welcome To OUR Podcast.
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Episode 106 - Chill Out About Instagram from 2016-03-29T15:54:47
Instagram is changing it's algorithm! What does this mean for your favorite telephone phone application? No one knows for sure, but that doesn't stop people from freaking out like it matters...and ...
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Episode 105 - Red Flags For Felicia from 2016-03-22T16:47:09
Mike and Zoja play a card game that Mike helped write called Red Flags where they set one of their most loyal listeners up on a date with a horrible fictional person. Enjoy.
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Episode 104 - Horny For Pins from 2016-03-18T17:07:20
Are you horny for pins? Are you coming to see us on tour? Oh, and it's Zoja's birthday month so...it's very important to her that everyone has to knows that.
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Episode 103 - Ava Gordy is here from 2016-03-09T21:23:58
Ava Gordy stops by to talk about YouTube stuff, What's Trending, her podcast 'Ok But What If?' and weird sex stuff.
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Episode 102 - Nutella Bandito from 2016-03-01T17:31:03
You won't find out who your real friends are until there is only one scoop of Nutella left in the house.
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Episode 101 - Dating Shorter from 2016-02-26T21:11:32
Zoja conducts a practice job interview and then our hosts answer a "short" question from the audience.
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Episode 100 - Tough Guy At Whole Foods from 2016-02-16T21:57:10
Mike almost got beat up by a muppet at Whole Foods this morning.
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Episode 99 - YOUR Fake Segments! from 2016-02-12T17:53:52
Me and Zoja have an awesome time with fake segments suggested by the audience!
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Episode - 98 The VengaBoat from 2016-02-05T04:38:22
Mike and Zoja discuss how dumb Mike has been this week, the funniest possible Valentine's Day game, and The VengaBoat.
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Episode 97 - Zoja Describes Cute Videos from 2016-01-29T16:08:38
Zoja describes cute videos out loud with her mouth, Mike introduces a game that involves sharing bad news in a joyful manner, and a leel bit more!
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Episode 96 - Hurting Your Prius from 2016-01-23T07:00:55
Eating Cheetos with chopsticks, hurting your Prius, and having consensual sex with nurses...this week on Welcome to OUR Podcast.
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Episode 95 - "The Title Should Be Our PO Box Address" from 2016-01-15T04:30:18
Welcome to Welcome To Our Podcast. Today's segments include #WhatsSadder?, littering as a hobby, and Dr. William Savedmylife.
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Episode 94 - Drunkin Q & A w/ Elliott Morgan Sitting In The Back, Waiting To Use The Bathroom from 2016-01-07T19:19:46
Mike and Zoja decide to podcast after unwinding at the bar from a stressful week. Elliott Morgan also happened to be there too so he's also a part of this podcast. Mike, Zoja, and Elliott answer Tw...
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Episode 93 - HS Basketball Memories w/ Mike's Friend From Home! from 2015-12-31T08:04:48
In a very special episode of 'Welcome To Our Podcast' Mike is joined by his friend from high school. Finally, the real story of Mike's high school basketball career - right from the horse's mouth.
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Episode 92 - Mike Still Believes from 2015-12-24T17:14:44
It's Christmas Eve 2015! Join us for a very special episode as we talk about past Christmas eve memories. Zoja tries really hard to figure out if Mike still believes in Santa and Mike calls home to...
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Episode 91 - William Haynes from 2015-12-15T22:51:45
The very funny and super ticklish William Haynes comes over to talk about how funny voices are. I mean think about it. It's crazy. William Haynes.
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Episode 90 - Dating In L.A. and Pooping With Keith Battista from 2015-12-08T17:34:26
Podcast legend Keith Battista (of Roommate Pod fame) sits down to speak with Mike Falzone and Zoja Coffeegirl about dating in L.A. and pooping. One is the best and the other is the worst! Listen no...
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Episode 89 - Good, Bad, & Mostly Fictional Christmas Gifts from 2015-12-02T16:25:51
Mike and Zoja fire off a delightful list of good, bad, and mostly fictional Christmas gift ideas. Roast your chestnuts to this.
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Episode 88 - Julia Nunes and Dannielle Owens-Reid from 2015-11-24T16:33:53
Today on the podcast our incredibly talented friends Julia Nunes and Dannielle Owens-Reid come over to talk about all kinds of things. What's it like to help manage the person you also happen to be...
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Episode 86 - Detective Theo Flartz from 2015-11-17T17:07:04
Detective Theo Flartz grills Zoja on the podcast about not making coffee anymore. Zoja and Mike discuss romance novels and where you can make fun of them the easiest.
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Episode 85 - Photographer Steve Walter from 2015-11-10T16:34:08
Long time photografriend Steve Walter comes over to talk about photography and farts. Steve takes some of your questions - and he never gives them back!
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Episode 84 - Olan Rogers from 2015-11-03T16:13:27
Me, Mike Falzone and my friend Olan Rogers sit down in a hotel room in Toronto, Canada and talk about all kinds of things. Soda, extra weed, t-shirts, video game coaches, childhood. Finally, SOMEON...
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Episode 83 - Craig Benzine from 2015-10-27T15:05:27
The newly married Craig Benzine and Mike Falzone - wait, Craig and Mike didn't get married. It wouldn't be a bad idea, but it didn't happen. Anyway, long time youtuber and friend Craig Benzie talks...
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Episode 82 - Where Are The Italian People? w/ Josh Macuga from 2015-10-20T19:06:02
Josh MaCOOL GUY stops by to talk to Mike about how much he loves the Olive Garden and why there are no Italian people in LA.
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Episode 81 - Open Mic On Acid from 2015-10-13T15:45:11
Mike watches while some dude does "comedy" and pukes blood all over a bathroom while on acid and Zoja nurses a hangover and drops a pizza face down on the floor.
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Episode 80 - Selfies & Questions About Selfies and Other Things from 2015-10-06T15:43:29
Mike and Zoja had something great planned - then they fell asleep because of how old and busy and wack they are. So instead, they answered some last minute questions and ended up having a lovely co...
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Episode 79 - How To Make The Most Perfect Eggs from 2015-09-29T15:47:30
This week we are in the kitchen with Zoja as she tries to play off the fact that she makes the most bangin' eggs. Join us on the culinary-ass-adventure. No yoking around, these eggs are all they're...
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Episode 78 - How To Be Funny w/Gunnarolla from 2015-09-22T05:07:06
Mike and zoja sit down with YouTube megastar Gunnarolla to discuss being funny and the proper use of "kk" in text/based conversation.
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Episode 77 - Fake Segments 2: Gin & Talking from 2015-09-14T23:12:20
Zoja turns the tables on Mike and slings several "fake" segments his way. Mike juggles all of the segments seamlessly while being very handsome and drinking gin & tonic.
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Episode 76 - Rejected Jokes & 90s Lyrics w/ Elliott Morgan from 2015-09-08T19:29:34
Mike Falzone and Elliott Morgan talk about recent jokes of theirs that no one has laughed at. When that gets old they dig deep and find the true meaning behind some of the most famous 90s songs of ...
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Episode 75 - Dana Moon from 2015-09-01T02:34:55
Stand up comic Dana Moon sits on the couch and answer like, a THOUSAND questions that Mike came up with right before she rang the doorbell. You'll find out all KINDS of interesting things like: her...
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Episode 74 - Fake Segments from 2015-08-25T04:06:14
Mike throws several thousand fake segments at Zoja to see if she can keep up.
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Episode 73 - The Walking Dumb from 2015-08-18T03:35:02
Mike and Zoja talk about their initial reaction to a bit of viral marketing that The Walking Dead sent to their front door.
Which was...a bit much? By anyone's standards.
Episode 72 - Ducks In A Row from 2015-08-10T20:32:29
Zoja and her friend Jaci recount the highlights from their recent Vegas trip. Mike talks about people who don't clean up after their dogs.
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Episode 71 - Lee Newton from 2015-08-04T17:32:09
Mike Falzone and Lee Newton pack as much conversation as humanly possible into 39 minutes.
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Episode 70 - Vidcon Time from 2015-07-27T17:42:16
Mike and Zoja talk about their experience at Vidcon 2015. Mike burps over five times.
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Episode 69 - Strip Club Lighting from 2015-07-21T04:08:38
This week Mike and Zoja hang out with Zoja's brother who sits in complete silence for the entire episode. Also there is some discussion of buttcheeks.
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Episode 68 - The Tippy Rewards Episode from 2015-07-13T17:38:57
After Zoja punch Mike in the penis hilarity ensues. Welcome to the first annual Tippy Rewards!
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Episode 67 - Nose vs. Hat Brim from 2015-07-06T22:59:03
After a lovely 4th of July Zoja almost breaks her nose on the brim of Mike's signature black hat.
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Episode 66 - New Co-Host Search: Shaggy from 2015-06-30T15:33:07
Several Shaggy impressions take place on this particular episode of the podcast. Listen for your chance to win Walking Dead stuff!
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Episode 65 - The New Vegetarian Option from 2015-06-23T15:25:37
Just got back from Summer Nights Nashville and BOI are our ears tired! New plane ride stories, the "Nashville Veggie Option", and funny stories from Summer Nights!
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Episode 64 - Several Of Your Questions! from 2015-06-16T14:28:31
We answer tens of YOUR questions! With our words!
This episode has nice Wttp throwback feel - because we just woke up and we sound delirious for most of the episode! ENJOY!
Episode 63 - Elliott Morgan in Nashville, TN from 2015-06-09T15:54:31
Mike Falzone and Elliott Morgan chat the morning their performance at Olan Rogers' 'Summer Nights Nashville' comedy and music festival! For more info on how you can get your FREE TICKETS (yup...hon...
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Episode 62 - Party At Usher's House! w/ Rob Michael Hugel & Candace Carrizales from 2015-06-01T20:53:06
Rob Michael & Candice Carrizalles woke up early and stopped by for a really weird interview. It was awesome. We all ate breakfast together...like friends.
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Episode 60 - Funny Things We Saw In Palm Springs This Weekend from 2015-05-18T19:17:23
After a very difficult week Mike and Zoja head to Palm Springs via a hot deal they found on their internet phones!
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Episode 59 - Tourin' With Elliott Morgan from 2015-05-11T21:42:35
Mike Falzone and Elliott Morgan try to be funny and talk about recent experiences with stand up comedy for 47 minutes.
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Episode 58 - Ross Everett 2 (Again but better) from 2015-05-04T23:21:30
Ross wont leave so we talk about our journey through stand up comedy.
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Episode 57 - Ross Everett from 2015-04-27T23:55:36
Comedian Ross Everett stops by to talk about his opinion of opinionated people.
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Episode 56 - That's a Stretch from 2015-04-20T15:13:09
Mike and Zoja play the worst game of super fight EVER. Mike speaks passionately about a shirt he found yesterday. Upcoming standup dates announced!
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Episode 55 - Rated R SuperFight from 2015-04-13T18:42:01
Mike and Zoja play a rated R version of SuperFight and answer some of your questions!
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Episode 54 - Ask A Tattoo Artist w/Alex Harris from 2015-04-06T20:33:55
Tattoo'r Alex Harris drops by to chat about putting art inside of other people physically.
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Episode 53 - BirthdayMania from 2015-03-31T03:46:39
Mike and Zoja go to Wrestlemania 31 at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, CA!
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Episode 52 - Kindergarten vs. Bees from 2015-03-23T19:00:43
Mike Falzone and CoffeeGirl Zoja discuss Bees and the new, hot Russian couple in the building.
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Episode 51 - The Death Poem from 2015-03-16T20:47:59
Mike reads a poem about what (probably) happens to you when you die.
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Episode 50 - Rob Michael Hugel Jumps On The Counter from 2015-03-10T15:42:30
Rob Michael Hugel, creator of the "I Hate Being Single" web series stops by to officiate Superfight and jump on the kitchen countertop.
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Episode 49 - Dunk On The Motherf*cker Gaurding You w/ Billy Scafuri of Harvard Sailing Team from 2015-03-03T00:15:53
Billy Scafuri stops by to talk about how he feels about street basketball and comedy and how hard and fun they both are. Also we play SuperFight and Billy is the judge.
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Episode 48 - The Continuing Story Of Lizzie FROM Lizzie Herself from 2015-02-24T02:10:52
Remember Lizzie from the last podcast?! Well we brought her on the show to talk about her OWN life - because no one's life is like Lizzie's life. #TeethAndDating
Episode 47 - Lizzie's Valentine's Day Was The Worst from 2015-02-16T21:18:33
Mike Falzone and Coffee girl reunite behind a microphone and recall their friend Lizzie's horrible Valentine's day.
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Episode 46 - Tessa Violet & Rusty Clanton from 2015-02-10T14:03:43
Good friends, better musicians Tessa Violet & Rusty Clanton talk about love and music on a hotel floor with Mike Falzone.
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Episode 45 - Snowed In Solocast from 2015-02-03T02:56:02
Mike is snowed in on the east coast.
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Episode 44 - Our Favorite Moments Of 2014: Part 2 from 2015-01-27T02:15:57
Mike Falzone and CoffeeGirl recount their favorite moments from episodes 23 through 40 of Welcome To OUR Podcast!
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Episode 43 - Fitness With Annie U from 2015-01-19T22:46:12
Mike and Zoja sit down and talk with Annie U, the person who forces them to sweat, early in the morning, three times a week.
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Episode 42 - Our Favorite Moments Of 2014: Part 1 from 2015-01-12T17:20:13
Mike and Zoja compile their favorite moments from the podcast over the last year.
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Episode 41 - Wrestling vs Super Heores from 2015-01-05T18:01:51
Finally, we settle an argument NO ONE HAS!
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Episode 40 - SuperFight! from 2014-12-29T17:49:02
Mike Falzone and Zoja blow off some steam by playing a card game called SuperFight.
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Episode 39 - Can You Say That In A Sexy Voice? from 2014-12-22T16:42:21
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND ZOJA IS TRYING TO RUIN IT!
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Episode 38 - Nicola "SoundlyAwake" Foti from 2014-12-15T19:32:28
This week Nicola "SoundlyAwake" Foti, who is arguably, the most attractive YouTube personality stops by wtOp to test his friendship with Mike and Zoja.
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Episode 37 - CoffeeGirl As A Child: An Investigative Report from 2014-12-08T17:24:30
One of Zoja's very best childhood friends drops by to give us some inside info on what she was like as a much smaller version of herself.
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Episode 36 - Star Wars: The Oldest Possible New New from 2014-12-01T18:28:59
November has come and gone - now, December is where it's at!
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Episode 35 - THANKS(for)GIVING(up your highschool drama!) from 2014-11-24T18:50:50
Mike and Zoja spin everything to be about thanksgiving.
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Episode 34 - GOODBYE FOREVER TERMITES! from 2014-11-17T18:34:22
We are moving away from the thousands of buds that also live here once in a while. GOODBYE FOREVER. Warning...this episode is hilarious.
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Episode 33 - Catcalling & Stealing Things from 2014-11-10T16:38:31
Zoja and Mike talk about recent brushes with public stupidity AND all the things that Zoja steals!
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Episode 32 - How We Met & LA Weather With Cousin Miklov Enozlaf from 2014-11-03T19:03:41
Mike Falzone and Coffeegirl re-imagine how they met. Los Angeles weather update from Mike's cousin Miklov Enozlaf.
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Episode 31 - Cranky Zoja Airport Feet from 2014-10-27T16:02:45
Mike Falzone and CoffeeGirl talk about other people's airport feet, why they will probably never have a pet, and looking at our country from other countries...really.
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Episode 30 - Buffer Festival 2014 w/Meghan Tonjes from 2014-10-20T14:27:34
Mike Falzone & Meghan Tonjes talk about their experience at Buffer Festival 2014 in Toronto, Canada.
Episode 29 - Everything Music w/Anthony Fantano from 2014-10-13T17:11:26
Anthony Fantano (the internet's busiest music nerd) joins Mike Falzone (regular guy) for an awesome conversation about music and music discovery.
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Episode 28 - Adding L's To Everything & YouTube BuLLsh*t from 2014-10-06T14:24:31
Mike Falzone and CoffeeGirl discuss the current state of YouTube and add L's to to as many words as possible.
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Episode 27 - SoloCast from 2014-09-29T16:31:58
Mike goes it alone on this one and talks about Halloween costumes, Ello, and being a gentleman.
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Episode 26 - Haltiamava & Ally Rhodes from 2014-09-23T02:05:19
Future YouTube legends Haltiamava and Ally Rhodes stop by...the living room.
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Episode 25 - Bad Mood Dood from 2014-09-15T16:52:23
Mike and Zoja discuss what to do when you're out(and don't feel like being out) in other words, being a 'Bad Mood Dood'.
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Episode 24 - The Way You Walk When You Think There Is Another Step from 2014-09-08T15:29:04
Mike and Zoja discuss same-siders, travel, and the way people walk when they think there is one more step but there isn't.
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Episode 23 - Fake Clip Show Extravaganza w/ Travis Helwig & Kirk Larsen from 2014-08-31T20:06:37
While Mike is traveling to London-town enjoy this previously unreleased blast from the past in the form of a (fake) 'Welcome To Our Podcast' clip show co-hosted by the incredibly talented Travis He...
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Episode 22 - Zoja Interviews For The Interviewer Position from 2014-08-25T18:17:31
Zoja has decided that she wants to interview celebrities. To practice she interviews someone is who VERY not a celebrity ...Mike Falzone.
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Episode 21 - Chanting Meekly At SummerSlam from 2014-08-18T15:52:39
Mike Falzone and CoffeeGirl recall their SummerSlam 2014 experience and answer your questions from Twitter.
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Episode 20 - Excuse me! I'm talking. from 2014-08-11T16:01:50
This has been a banner week for overhearing obnoxious conversations! Mike Falzone and CoffeeGirl celebrate accordingly.
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Episode 19 - Sh*tty Apartment Pictures from 2014-08-04T15:11:39
Craigslist has broken Mike Falzone and CoffeeGirl. Why are photos of apartments always so horrible online?
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Episode 18 - Bleach & Toothpaste from 2014-07-28T17:49:17
This week Coffee Girl learns all about how Mike Falzone is afraid of bleach and touching things that have fallen out of other people's mouths.
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Episode 17 - Interesting Pancakes from 2014-07-21T17:55:57
This week Mike Falzone and Coffeegirl talk about interesting pancakes, companies that send you boxes of stuff, little kids snarfing, and Kevin Bacon.
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Episode 16 - Excuse Me, There's Sum'minit from 2014-07-14T17:32:59
After a quick Albanian lesson Mike Falzone and CoffeeGirl are OFF TO THE RACES!
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Episode 15 - Are You Done, Beach? from 2014-07-07T16:21:35
This morning we cover how eastern European families fight in public, beaches, and everything breakfast related,
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Episode 14 - Byron McKoy's Pre-Vidcon Experience from 2014-06-30T17:56:22
Byron McKoy of the FOFFcast and hide & Seek Clothing helps jump start this train wreck before Vidcon!
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Episode 13 - If This Was 1993 Everyone Would Have Sh*t In Their Pants Right Now from 2014-06-23T16:32:39
This week's podcast is brought to you by 1993, throwing water balloons at your face, and getting called fat by a six year old. Enjoy.
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Episode 12 - Question-avaganza! from 2014-06-16T16:24:37
Since we keep running out of time for all of your questions we dedicated this whole episode to them! Embarrassing self-imposed haircuts, what we'd be doing at the end of the world, and more!
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Episode 11 - T'toos from 2014-06-09T16:07:17
What will your t'toos look like when you are old. Will you tell the stories behind your t'toos to your children?
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Episode 10 - SHIRTFAX & Drunk Wonder Woman from 2014-06-02T18:34:05
A SHIRTFAX REPORT is sort of like a journal for your shirt. How is this a bad idea? Imagine having a complete working knowledge of the history of your favorite shirt!
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Episode 9 - No BBQ Friends from 2014-05-26T17:19:57
This week the discussion focuses on the science behind the "you know why?" game, having no BBQ friends, towel etiquette, and SO much more.
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Episode 8 - Mow The Yawn #/MattyKerrLifestyle from 2014-05-19T18:36:33
Learn all about the "Matty Kerr Lifestyle" and try not to hashtag yawn! All on today's episode of Welcome To OUR Podcast!
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Episode 7 - Fighting Transformers in Vegas from 2014-05-12T17:12:15
Mike goes to Las Vegas for the first time...and takes notes!
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Episode 6 - To The Girl In 11C from 2014-05-05T16:52:57
This episode is dedicated to the lovely bundle of farts in 11C. #FartsOnAPlane
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Episode 5 - Adults Drink Horrible Tasting Things from 2014-04-28T15:43:44
Adults tend to drink gross-flavored things. It's what makes them sophisticated. Probably.
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Episode 4 - Hey. shh. Stop. from 2014-04-21T16:26:11
It's new segment time again. Please enjoy "Hey. shh. Stop" #HeyshhStop ; )
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Episode 3 - How To Avoid Spoilers On The Internet from 2014-04-14T16:55:53
Mike Falzone (Youtube) and Zoja (CoffeeGirl) sit down and talk about the easiest way to avoid internet spoilers. Also, questions from YOOOOUUUUUUUU!
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Episode 2 - WrestleMania 30 Recap from 2014-04-07T16:26:20
Mike and Zoja take the listener on a gentle, sweeping journey through WrestleMania 30. Enjoyable to anyone. Even if you're not a wrestling fan. Which...we're assuming you're not.
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Episode 1 - Put On High from 2014-03-31T17:20:26
Zoja and Mike answer a ton of questions, turn an air conditioning unit on high, and (kinda) start a new podcast.
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